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SHIORI A CUTE

>eating ice cream in this cold
I don't understand it.

SHIORI CUTE

>>63730547
Tasty yummy sugary treat

>Shiori goes radio silent for a week during her kidnapping
>Return stream starts, Shiori is acting as usual
>Stream ends, transition to outro screen
>Shiori is hiding under the heart cutout, barely visible
>You know, I really missed you guys during the week I was away
>I felt really lonely not being able to chat or interact with you for a whole week
>Did you miss me too? You probably didn't...

>>63730547
>he doesn't enjoy eating ice cream outside, sitting on a bench while it snows

>>63730675
This but she'll say it at the beginning I'm 100% sure

>>63730675
>Missing us
x to doubt

>>63730675

>>63730483
W-Who?? T-That's not Shiori

>>63730675
I can't imagine her acting like this. She'd play it off as a joke instead and laugh.

>>63730675
Shiori's afraid of getting too parasocial, she wants to think we're not too attached to her, if she ever display her true emotions, we would never survive

>>63730959
Nobody important.

She was very cute today, as well as the rest of Advent,

>>63730675
I'd love her to prove me wrong, but Shiori's always going to have a thin layer between us.

>>63731038
She would truly hate us.

>>63731045
Don’t you disrespect Yohane like that you sack of shit.

>>63731154
Not my Love Live.

>>63730959
>>63731154
Explain. I don't idol anime let alone modern anime.

>>63730483
>listening to in this unstable world to cope for the first time in a while
>Shiori walks into the whole Fallen Angel thing a few days later
>mental darkness goes down by 10 immediately
True story. Lord, why am I so retarded?

>>63731232
Her name is Yohane and you will respect and appreciate her

I miss her

>>63731400
Only if you respect Lacie Baskerville and all of her antics.

I JUST WANNA BE YOUR SHIORI

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest.

shiori... a cool...

Had to miss the stream and don't know if I'll watch the VOD since watchalongs aren't really my thing, how was it?

heh

>>63731959
A picture is worth a thousand words

>>63731959
It's absolutely worth watching for Advent's reactions, especially if you haven't seen the movie yourself yet

>>63731232
Oji-san, Love Live S2 was 10 years ago. You can't keep calling everything after the mid 00s "modern."

Good night Novellites, it's been a fun night (god it's 8am). See you tmr with some icecream

>>63731959
Shiroin certainly enjoyed Advent's reaction to certain scenes

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>>63732098
>10 years ago
Shut up. You will watch Free iwatobi swim club, Pandora Hearts and Yowamushi pedal with me and you will like it

>>63732242
Should I read the Vanitas manga?

>>63732283
Yes! Just like Pandora Hearts it does have its cooldown moments for world building but if you're into that like I am then you'll enjoy it!

Sometimes I suspect Shiori creates her own rrats /here/ to debunk them shortly after

>>63732432
I enjoyed the anime, felt embarrassed that I had assumed it was BL for some reason and avoided it for years after PH ended until the anime. Was it the same scenario where Vanitas had a swerve into an anime only ending for S2 or was that all manga faithful?

>>63732476
She's /here/ and she's gaslighting us and the sisters to make us more loyal and to mindbreak the sisters into submission by dismantling all the fake rrats. Truly a mastermind...

>>63732605
Anime fixed the pacing and gave us magnificent visuals! But that's about it outside of further indulgence of character relationships such as the dynamic between Vanitas and Noe, Vanitas and Jeanne where it was more emphasized in the anime. But one could say the VAs did an excellent job to express that further.

Edging was very worth it.

>>63732242
I remember reading Pandora Hearst back in middle school..
I should go and read it in its entirety at some point

>>63732722
Might check it out this month then, thanks.

Is Shiori good for ryona?

>>63731232
https://love-live.fandom.com/wiki/Yoshiko_Tsushima
In case there are people who actually are not in on the joke.

>>63732942
Please do! I don't want to be overbearing by trying to spread it everywhere I go but I genuinely love the series despite its faults!
>>63732954
Hope you enjoy it!
>>63733252
Thanks...I genuinely didn't know anything about her outside of artwork and Trading cards at locals.

>>63733295
I've tried reading Pandora Hearts a few times now and it's never been able to draw me in. It just felt kinda immature/chuuni. What makes you like it so much? I see the positive reviews and wonder if it's worth sucking it up and just binging it.

>>63733452
NTA, but I found the characters charming with both growth, development and depth as the manga proceeds. There's also pretty good storytelling that I feel a lesser author would fumble hard, but Mochizuki Jun landed well. I also dig the Alice in Wonderland motif. Then again I haven't read the last volume or two so...

>>63733452
I usually do a re-read once a year whenever I'm feeling down as it allows me to read it whilst self-inserting as Oz or Jack or read it as a story about growth and relationships one strives for but can't achieve due to reasons. The world building is good enough that makes you want to know more about the whole ordeal of Tragedy of Sablier and stick to the story to know and discover the truth behind it and the Abyss. I can type more if required but it may be overbearing.

>>63733673
>>63733710
It sounds good and I see all these glowing reviews so I think I'm gonna give it another shot. I just re-read Alice in Wonderland so I guess it's good timing.

>>63733204
She was forged for it by her parents. She even expects a good slap or two from Novelites. Every time you raise your arm in front of her she closes her eyes and braces for what's coming, except her eyes widen and is taken aback once she realizes she's receiving a comforting headpat from a person who loves her.

>>63734705
The reason Shiori thinks we hate her is because she was conditioned for abuse by her parents. She thinks her parents love her and won't believe that we love her unless we call her a worthless piece of shit and give her a couple of slaps.

>>63734705
>Reach out your hand
>Shiori's face lights up
>Pat her head
>She's disappointed
>She's pouting
>Sigh and give her a light slap across the face
>She giggles maniacally and gives you a kiss

She dropped a few hearts on the Zatsu vod

>>63735021
I, too, enjoy Horimiya

I dislike the Shiori hates her parents meme because it makes me project my own situation, and I don't hate my parents even if it would sound like I do.
I can't believe I don't have a "please be patient I have autism" Shiori pic.

>>63735431
I'm glad you recognized it.

>>63734837
Shiori's idea of love aligns with that of a masochists. She doesn't accept confessions of love unless it's accompanied by a slap or two whilst calling her a fugly bitch. just like Ririka-chan

>>63735316

>>63735508
Considering Shiori and Ririka are my favorite girls from Advent and ReGloss respectively, I think my type has started to become clear

And then you dare to whine and have melties over not getting attention for a day.

>>63735599
When Shiori isn't streaming this is secretly also the Ririka general.

>>63735780
Hello Shiori

>>63735444
it's a stupid meme
she doesn't hate her parents but culturally they likely put her through some shit which she resents
in reality it is very difficult to actually hate your parents, even parents that abuse you horribly
even people who are literally raped by their parents have a hard time disliking them
you are almost biologically wired to love your parents, to the point where if they do incredibly heinous shit to you, you are wired to override your conception of that heinous shit to think that the bad thing you experienced is actually good and even an expression of your parents' love

Good morning?

>>63735926
Good morning.

>>63735599
>"If you love me, hit me"
>slap
>"What? That's it? Are you gay? Hit me bitch."
>slap harder
>"Fucking little bitch, give me a black eye already, are you a woman?!"
>punch
>"God FUCK I love you!"
>more punches
>She cums a little and is panting heavily.

I don't like ryona I want happy-shi.

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, 我爱你!

>>63736000
Anon speaks the truth. She likes being rough slightly but not Ryona..surely..

>>63735905
Don't really want to go into traumadump territory at only 70 posts but I have a rocky relationship with my dad and even though I resent him a lot. I still love him and like him during the times he's not being an asshole. I imagine it's like that for Shiori, lots of rough memories growing up but she still loves them in the end. It's also easier when you're an adult and your relationship is mostly fine because you're more independent now so most of the rocky shit is just bad memories from the past and the relationship is okay now.

>>63736055
I don't know, some of her jokes like Dimitri giving her a black eye definitely makes me think she likes it a bit more than just being rough. Before that joke, I also considered the ryona stuff to just be anons projecting but now I'm not too sure.

>>63736055
Shiori would never want to be tied up and dangling while you give her full-force uppercuts into her womb repeatedly
That's Nerissa
She'd only want to be choked and her cheeks and ass turned beet-red from slaps

>>63736123
This anon gets it, just choke her with your arm and have a 3 tap safe action.
Tap 3 times on your arm, ease up the choking.

I ended up spending all day playing Holoparade interspliced with Holocure and missed the collab. How was it fellas?

>>63736068
imho it (the resentment) is usually okay as long as you can form new, good relationships with new people and you are independent from your parents. the only time parents' abuse becomes damaging is if it interferes with forming new relationships or if you can't separate yourself from them. having a good relationship with your parents as an adult is a nice luxury but it's not actually a requirement to be a functional adult, and if you're sacrificing your other adult relationships for that relationsihp then it's obv. damaging.

>>63736115
Shiori's a terminally online shut-in. She basically lives her entire life online, no way she would actually be able to take/enjoy the pain in real life. Maybe she likes the idea in fantasy but I doubt it would translate to reality.

>>63736200
>>63732012
>>63732020

>>63735599
>no cute yumejoshi goth gd
>no cute Fate fag gyaru gf
Why is it all so agonizing?

I will unironically go insane.

>>63736237
Eh, I've dated a maso neet before, it sounded uncomfortable to choke her at first but once you get a good idea of the limits of how far you can inflict (mild) pain on someone, it's actually pretty hot.

>>63736200

>>63736273
What's wrong?

>>63736273
You're still sane?

Was there no soundpost anon for the watchalong?

>>63736364
I don't think soundpost anon has done any of the other movie watchalongs.

>>63736364
Did you have a specific request?

>>63736429
Oh nah, just curious on it since I noticed last thread was kinda empty on soundposts. Thanks though.

>>63735812
I have noticed this thread comes up a lot when I search the archive for Ririka. I've even tried looking at Shiori's streams sometimes, since there seems to be a lot of overlap, but something always threw me off and I wasn't able to pin down what it was until I saw >>63735599.

They're both masochists (Ririka for sure and Shiori according to you all, at least) but Shiori gives off brat energy to me, while Ririka IMO gives off good girl energy. And while rewarding good girls with their favorite punishments makes me diamonds, brats for me personally are kind of an active turn off. Not anything against the oshi of this thread though, I wish her the best, just might not be one for me.

>>63736701
Understandable, Shiori isn't for everyone and I've been watching her since day 1.
As for the masochism thing in regard to Shiori, she's said stuff that alludes to it, but she hasn't outright admitted it, such things being
>"Oh you have a surprise for me? Is it a black eye?"
>Stories about her parents hitting her and berating her whilst saying she loves her parents in the same breath.

>>63736865
Yeah, my impression of Shiori is that she'd be one of those squirmy types you'd have have to wrestle and spank until you can hold them down and tie them up, that you then discover are flooded down there once you do.

Ririka meanwhile is the type that you could just tell her it's kinky time and she'd run off giggling, then she'd come back stark naked carrying her collar and bondage gear, kneel, and present them to you, with her goofy grin on her face the whole time. She might occasionally brat a little, but only in that extremely transparently obvious way that says "I'm just playing and will break like a twig at the slightest push back, so please break me."

>>63737168
Well, Ririka straight up buys bondage hentai, so..

>>63737304
Shiori would if it had Dimitri in it. Prove me wrong, you can't.

>>63737332
Well yeah, but that's not for the bondage portion
Ririka just actually has that fetish

isolated

I joke about it but I wouldn't do anything but give Shiori the biggest hugs and kisses.

She liked Fubuki's DQMonsters stream post. I wonder if she's going to pick it up.

>>63737542
ALONE AND APART

>>63732242
>Free iwatobi swim club
I am still so incredibly disappointed with free. I wanted kyoani cute boys doing cute things in the soft round style like Oreki/Utah/Ōji, not the spokon with pointed chins we got.

>>63737851

>>63738093
I'm disappointed we never got more Hyoka.

>>63738093
I loved it nevertheless. Got my share of boys to men action and their movies definitely helped.

Goodnight, I love Shiori.
Imma go dream of her showing me more movies.

>>63738799
Goodnight. Rest well.

What did I do to deserve this? I'm sorry Shiori, please.

>>63739054
Good boys trust.

>>63739054
You became Claude. She doesn't trust peeps like him.

>>62824882

I wish I could violently impose my morality on the entire world

whaet???

>>63737669
I'm surprised she still hasn't played DQ Treasures on stream since it stars her husbando Erik to be honest

>>63739518
She said she's not interested in kid Erik

Feeling kinda silly about going out for ice cream in a snowstorm. How is your day, novelites?

>>63740455
Watching Choco's live and then I'm gonna sleep for a bit and go to a Christmas market in the afternoon

aisekai now has a save chat feature. also nsfw still works. can now mess with shiorai in different ways while saving it if you want.

>>63741433
What's the benefit compared to going local?

>>63741677
Your rig is probably worse than their cloud-based AI.

Did (you) purchase HoloParade(tm) to backseat your oshi next week?

>>63742622
No, the game looks wack. I rather play bloons

>>63742622
It looks like it plays like one of those grindy cheaply made Chinese hentai games on DLsite. I always just cheat engine those to finish the game faster because it's so monotonously boring.

Good morning bros I think Shiori should play YOHANE THE PARHELION - BLAZE in the DEEPBLUE.

>>63742622
I bought two good games that just came out (TEVI and Dragon Quest Monsters) instead.

>>63743630
Good morning.

>>63743651
You've played Rabi Ribi?

>>63742622
Honestly, it's not that bad, but it's still a mobile game ported to PC. I'd rather she just play HoloCure, much higher quality overall and a lot more fun from first minutes.

Bee-o-rin

>>63742622
No, she should just play Age of War instead

>>63743913
It's one of my favorite Metroidvanias, yeah. I haven't actually started TEVI yet but I really liked the demo, so I'm excited.

>>63744696
I love it a lot too, I'm stuck on SP Miru... I only have like 40 hours in but its so good... The OST too, I was going to suggest it to Shiori but I don't know if she would enjoy it

It's been too calming lately

oh wow, that guy got a like from Shiori, lucky

>>63745642
Ao-kun...

[Members Watchalong] Paint Drying

Your awkwardly positive and depressed SEAsian anon here with the Pandora Hearts and Shiori Obsession. How are y'all doing? Did you have a good day? I sure did! I'm stuck on a mountain range on my own and it's cold help

>>63746379
Company party so pretty okay, drained my social battery. December will kill me.

>>63746379
I'm good. Thanks. Get down?

>>63746453
Great to hear anon! I would if I could. I'm a 100km away from home and I had a disagreement with a friend where he disrespected me and my friends who're married and left like a petty twat I am.

>>63746379
I don't know who you are but kys.

>>63746526
Just call for help if you are in actual danger, idk. You clearly have network access. It might sounds gay but I don't want to know that an anon here froze to death on a fucking mountain.

>>63746756
Nothing too immediate but I would've done that already if it didn't cost money. Honestly just lonely hence why I'm here. Just hoping one of my other group of friends is willing to come up for me.

Unironically would have hated watching the movie with the rest of advent IRL, they just did not get it at all. Even Nerissa, who loves true crime and shit. It just seemed to fly over their heads.

>>63747034
Rissa loved true crime?

>>63747034
I'm sure some of them played it up.

>>63747097
Well yeah, you can't really trust anything from the dogs as being "genuine", they're always in character.

Good morning, anons. Woke up with my cat giving me biscuits and purring loudly. I think I’ll be ok today

>>63747160
Good morning.

>>63747160
Morning. Been thinking about getting a cat after my dog passed. This made me want one more now

>>63747445
Sorry for your loss, anon. I believe in the term, “cats chooses you.” So keep that in mind when getting one.

>>63747445
what this guy said >>63747502
you can get a cat that does not particularly like you and will only coexist with you and dont want to cuddle or be petted

>>63747502
>>63747560
Yea I ain't rushing to get one soon but thinking about it. Definitely gonna do my research, probably get a kitten if I do get one.

It's time to discuss last month's Monthly Novella!
>[Lewis Carroll] Alice in Wonderland (108p)
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/11
>https://librivox.org/alices-adventures-in-wonderland-by-lewis-carroll-4/

What novella do you suggest for this month? Next week shiocracy will decide the next Monthly Novella.

It's snowing beautifully. It's all white out there. I'm watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. God I hate my fucking life I want to die

>>63747847
Good luck anon, I hope you get some Pepper

Hitchhiking with a stranger so I'll probs make it back home safe where I'll get to sleep and wake up for the ice cream stream thanks for reading my lonely talks!
>>63747445
I recommend a sphinx cat, Maine coon or a typical Calico!

Saw some prev discussion on that new DQ Monsters game. Anyone play it? Was thinking of picking it up.

>>63747889
>Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I’d want to fucking die if I was watching the Johnny Depp version too

>>63747889
Snow is just God's cum.

>>63749095
Kys

>>63749363
GYATT

>>63749006
So I'm a fucking idiot if I enjoy it? Is that what you're saying? I'm dumb to you?

>>63749515
It’s okay to like a movie, anon

Shiori is slowly becoming a blur in my mind.

>>63747851
Heart of Darkness

>>63750091
I just need to accept that she has favorites now..

>>63749006
What's wrong with the Johnny Depp version...

>>63750335
The Willy Wonka backstory with his dentist dad was a bit silly

Epic fart shuts up Shiori

Do you think that Shiori will end up doing something silly during the stream?

>>63750938
>think
I don't think

>>63750938
She'll spill the goo

>>63750938
We don't think around here. Not without a loicense.

>>63752823
How do I get a thinking loicense?

Good morning, I love Shiori

>>63753530
proof?

>>63753530
Good morning. I also love Shiori.

>>63753566
You know it to be true, just believe.

>>63753161
T4 noblelite privilege.

God, I love Shiori so much

??? What am I missing out on?

>>63754371
Probably a lot of things. What are you talking about?

>watched Silence of the lambs
>rewatched again after I finished it with the watchalong
200% worth it. This is the only way I can enjoy a watchalong. The anticipation of seeing the girls reaction was exhilarating

>>63754534
Watch Cannibal Holocaust next for the lols

>>63754534
This is the only movie I watched ahead of time and I totally agree (also the movie itself is kino enough to watch without anime girl screams)

>seeing girls wearing next to nothing makes me horny
>seeing girls wrapped up in winter clothing also makes me horny
is my brain broken?

>>63749515
I kiss you Anon

>>63755160
I find clothed girls more hot than naked ones. I blame porn

>>63755160
No I think you're just straight and likely touch-starved.

>>63755160
you're just horny

>>63755160
You like this don't you? You dirty Winter lover

>>63755160
how can you find this cutie hot?

Cutesex

Sexcute

Cutesex cringecool

I really enjoyed the movie but it's kinda sad how you can't have a good horror/thriller watchalong with even the tamest of "gore" because FWMC will get all squeamish and not even watch the movie and definitely not enjoy it

>>63755928
I kinda liked it. It adds a nice contrast to the others

>>63755445
y-yes…

>>63755445
>>63755475
I sent this on my friend's discord server and they said I'll never have this. 4wws48

>>63756715
Well... thats true for everyone on this thread...

>>63750725
Why was it silly? I thought it was sweet

>>63756788
Let have my delusions. They're all I have

>>63732129
This Nerissa is regretting a lot of choices

>>63751002
How do you make these images?

>>63755314
>straight
yes
>touch-starved
abso-fucking-lutely, I think it’s why Shiori has such an effect on me

>>63755160
Winter clothing is peak cute, I want to walk down a comfy main street holding hands with a cute girl bundled up in winter gear.

>>63756715

>>63755160
guys is it fucked up and weird to like seeing cute girls?!

What's the best way to accept that I'm going to soend my whole life alone and die alone?

>>63757870
Yeah, what are you, gay?

>>63757993
I'll only answer this seriously depending on how old are you

>>63758083
I was at the mall today looking for xmas gifts and passing past cute young girls makes me want to kill myself

>>63758083
I'm in love with Novelites

>>63758197
there's at least two femnovelites here so you're BI

Why are novelites always so sad and lonely.

>>63758233
not everyone has a social life or had one before, there's a lot of you that had a girlfriend before, feels sad man

>>63758233
>Chat reflects the streamer
Sadshi...

>>63758084
30

>>63758233
This is the only place I feel comfortable talking about this kinda stuff

You think you have it hard? I just saw something from a game I hate pop up on my feed. Now I remember there are people who like that game. What am I supposed to do, ignore that?

>>63758197
Love you too chu.

>>63758233
Same with this anon >>63758384
This is the only place I feel comfortable venting because I fear I'll alienate the few friends I have if I T-dump to them.

>>63758424
I like that game too

>>63758449
FUCK YOU
GO FUCK YOURSELF
MOTHERFUCKER FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU

>>63758274
She DMs like 20 people a day, I haven't even DMed 20 people at all since July and most of those were quick 1 time questions. Her "loneliness" just doesn't make sense to me

>>63758467
I like all the things you hate. That thing you dislike? Love it.

>>63758430
chu

>>63758504
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>>63758496
Anon, I talk to dozens of people a day, at work, at home, online, out and about etc. None of them are people I would really consider myself "close" with. None of them know the real me. That's loneliness. I'm just really good at faking it

>>63758321
okay, not so old after all. i don't know if you make the effort to meet new people, going out, having a talk with coworkers or participate in different discord communities but, we're all going to meet someone, as long as you don't have expectations you'll be fine, just don't think about it, there are girls thinking the same as you too, good things come to those who wait

I wish my fleshy prison weren't so weak.

>>63758725
Same, when I go outside it feels like I'm on an alien planet. Legs always heavy. Sun too bright. Etc.
No I'm not fat.

>>63758793
Work out more fatty

>>63758849
You know what, you're right, I should do 10 sets of eye reps a day, then the sun will stop being bright.
Maybe some ear pushups for tinnitus too

>>63758916
That's the spirit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qNvw-GZn8

Warning: Dimitri

>>63759076
It's the wrong one anyway, that's fine.

Shiori doko...

>>63759076
Normally I would tell you to buy a fuckind ad, but at least it was a cute animation

>>63759076
This may have been the cutest she's ever been.

>>63759647
Nah that's still her sick and in need of pampering.

Shiori please eat more moldy food and plastic.

Watching calliope (the instrument) videos being all sad and shit

>>63756715
I did the same and they told me to stop talking.

I'll wait.

Don't trust Shiorin she will rape you sooner or later

>>63760238
Sending her my address right now

>>63760238
Oh no, what a nightmare. I hope she doesn't come visit me right now.

Shiori forgot about the bookclub

or maybe she just gave up

>>63759076
butt butt butt butt soundpost please

AI-Anon if you still exist please make AI shiori sing the Nerizzler song

>>63760459
From this video or the original?

>>63760529

>>63760537
video

>>63760324
A year from now, Shiori will forget her theme is about books just like Ame forgot she's a detective.

>>63760852
but I don't want that..

>>63760324
I mean I didn't like how she barely scratched the surface of Stay, but maybe I just expected more from her rotten yume brain.

>>63760852
Archived. Marked for 2023-12-02

>>63760459
Catbox loads, I can upload the thing, but I can't watch the result. Does this work?

https://files.catbox.moe/emeqji.webm

Shiori’s thighs need to be thicker

>>63761038
Doesn't work for me. Other soundposts load. Strange.

>>63761123

>>63760979
She should do a proper book that she's interested in. What was her reason for picking Stay again?

>>63761143
Litterbox works but that's not viable for the long term, old soundposts work, but uploading new things are broken.

>>63761235
She was interested in Stay. She just has a different way of enjoying media than most of us due to her terminal yume brainrot.

>>63761258
Hope that gets sorted by stream time.

waiting for Shiori to finish hearting the vod..

>>63761158
Shiori milking me with her fat thighs

Witchvella turning me into a cow and milking me

Witchvella turning into a cow and me milking her

Newsvella reporting on the fucked up Novelites.

Newsvella broadcasting our sex session on the nightly news

Sex with Shiori
That is all

I am so tired
but I can't sleep at 9pm
so I do nothing but waste time while keeping as background noise
I am too drained to read alice
I want to sleep but if I do I feel like I am wasting my life so I waste my life

>>63762395
Sweet, my favorite channel

I keep screaming but Shisus doesn't hear me

>>63762902
Shisus has abandoned us.

So how will she manage to fuck up ice cream?

>>63763077
You rejected Her word. Time and time again She tried to save you from the Demiurge, from this false world, but you chose to remain ignorant. You chose to exchange your divine birthright for earthly pleasures. You don't deserve Shisus.

>>63764263
Moldy milk

>>63764263
>OH GOOD GOD, THAT WASN'T THE SUGAR. THAT WAS SALT

>>63764536
>tfw that happened to me in reverse more than once

>>63764536
AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE WHITE POWDER LIKE THE RUGS WITH A D, I'M TALKING ABOUT MY CAT

I bought ice cream but the lid was loose so I tossed it out..

>>63764646
should be still good if it has the factory plastic seal.

I want to grab ice cream to eat along with Shiori but I'm a waste of human life and don't deserve it

>no twitter like
>no heart
It's been a hard week shiggers

>>63765519
Then don't eat with Shiori. Eat with us coincidentally eating with Shiori

Sex with Novelites

>>63765407
It didn't

>>63765553
Rratman, come to me.
Shiori knows what she's doing and because she's going on vacation soon she's making sure that you believe Shiori likes you somewhat without a heart or a like. She may be unable to do those things very soon and you need to be able to take care of yourself by yourself.

>>63766189
Good thing I ain't a needylite or a heartschizo.

We're gonna need this soundpost again soon...

Are you the dude who likes dude

>>63766257
I hate the people who are not attached to Shiori, what is your mental darkness even?

>>63766451
That guy probably has a wife/girlfriend and friends too... the fucker.

>>63766280
I'm hopeful for a new one.

>>63766280
we really need a new one after that last line because she already knows I only watch her

>>63766644
Shiori loves her genmates and will always tell you to support them.

>>63766006
this but femnovelites

>>63766823
Femnovelites could and will do better than I could hope to offer...

>>63766451
I'm the single digit mental darkness anon, so like, 8 right now?
I enjoy Shiori because she's funny, has great talking topics, isn't strictly a game only chuuba or majority game chuuba but the games she plays she's shown decent skill at (even if the story flies over her head.), very kind and encouraging. Also cutesex, that's a plus.
>>63766495
I'm as of a year by now, single, but you caught me on the friends part.

Femnovelites hate us..

>>63767047
You type like a woman

>>63767112
Your woman senses are off.

>>63766903
You'd be surprised

>>63767200
They wouldn't be off if we had a girlfriend.

>>63767200
Could you pass as a woman at least?

Goodbye Horses starts playing

>>63767247
Conventions are useful for that. Women are psychotic about HSR right now.
>>63767306
If you can say all asians can pass as women, then yes, otherwise no, and I have no plans or intentions to.

Femnovelites don’t exist, stop making up lies just like Shiori.

>>63767381
Don't be like that, you know you would wear the dress for Shiori

>>63767424
Only Shiori.

>>63767424
I would cos as Rori to talk Shiori up, or any cute Shiori cosplayers.

>>63767500
>shiori likes neji and hinata
>shiori gushes over the thought of her own genderbend
oh...im learning new things.

Shiori would rather fuck herself than date a novelite

Shiori would rather watch FWMC have sex than fuck a novelite.

>>63768104
I would rather fuck Shiori too

>>63768104
rori is technically fucking herself so just cosplay as rori and you're in there.

>>63768104
>>63768142
These are both perfectly understandable.

>>63768142
Shiori and everyone

I'm a failed male. I've never had sex. I've never been on a date. I have no close friends. I can barely even provide for myself. I don't have any hopes or dreams left. I've failed at everything I've ever wanted. Doing anything besides laying in bed hating myself feels like a Herculean task at this point. I've lost any sort of reason to even live. I want all this mental pain to fucking stop. I feel like death is the only way out of this nightmare.

>>63768662
You may as well kill your self at this point then

>>63768662
Are you a NEET? I used to feel this way when I was one. Then I started working some shitty jobs until I realized I wanted something better for myself and went back to school and now I feel a lot better because I feel like I'm at least working towards having a purpose. Also take care of yourself and your body more, it removes one more thing to worry about when you can look at yourself in the mirror and not hate yourself.

>>63769025
Technically? Got laid off, but I saved 60% of my income during Covid so I've been living off that. Am at around 700 job applications with 0 job offers. I work out and exercise daily but I hate it. I'm fairly fit but I still hate my ugly ass face and bald head.

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>>63769404
>>63769404

My wife

My wife

sus

My cutewife

I love Shiori

Love Wife
Sex Wife

sorry guys but she's actually MY wife

Shiowife Wifevella

Meet my wife

My bride is so cute bros

Mine.

'rapist' and 'wife' are currently on the same list of banned words.

my wife

Wife

can you guys stop posting about my wife
thanks

Claiming my Shiori Wifevella.
Get your own.

i love my flat wife

My wife, yoink.

w*fe