/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>63721079
>Order period about to end (December 4th 18:00 JST)
>AXEL BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023

>Order period about to end (December 8th noon PST)
>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
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>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
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>HoloARMIS Debut Celebration MERCH
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>HoloARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8KqPqKsqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQoFTPfrNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHG8CGNgsNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhDfZCkXZI

Burgers?

>covid

im the last straight male itt

>>63721121
Amen.

>>63721121
amen

Dino really is a baby, what do you mean you've never played L4D?

Goldbullet knows the map
He is a real one

>>63721135
Thanks for shilling, Hakka

>>63721262
Crunchy Hakkers...

Octavio has his fugi wrong way around

>I need to aim better
>shoots grenade directly at propane tank

DINO GETTING TONGUED

>>63721121
AMEN

>>63721250
He's a weeb

HE KNOWS TO RIGHT CLICK THE TONGED SURVIVOR???

>I just want to touch

>>63721375
by me btw

"You're gonna get healthy and you're gonna like it!!!"
"NOO!!"

Bets on who dies first?

Who the fuck said that kitten shit lmao

The octavio picture is so cute, does anyone know the artist?

>>63721497
I believe it was Ruze

I'm not feeling this as much as the monhun

KEK

They're turning on each other...

Jurard got fucked by a boomer...

ENTER
LORRAINE

GB is orgasming...

>Cumming over a weapons room
The true brotubers

>dying on normal
Truly the jobber gen

RIP Ruze

>>63721798
But we say this about every gen...

carry me auntie

>>63721798
>jobber gen
It's a requirement for joining Holostars in general

>>63721798
They got friendly fire on and are constantly shooting at each other for funsies

gb is off in his own world

GB really carrying

Now they ded

Don't let the ARMIS boys play among us

Whats with ruze's mic he sounds like he's in a box

>>63721972
He is in a box

I think Gold might swear more than Axel

>Naruto
>Paddington
>The Thing
>Tusk
WTF is this watchalong poll

>sniping ruze's kneecaps after defib revive
He's playing god

sasuga Ruze

ESCALATORS

>>63722010
Will update my Refind table for the boys as soon as his stream ends.

JURARD IS TOO RAPEABLE FOR THIS GAME~

>>63722145
Don't forget to name the columns, anon.

>jurard is the one who gets tongued the most
He is mag's buttbaby

Why Jurard keep getting tongued like Magni?

>magmites spamming Magni's name everytime Jurard gets tongued
Magmites... It's time to move on...

>>63722207
His screams are addicting..

>>63722009
Imagine swearing so naturally everyone thinks you're the most adult one of the group. Honestly, I like how Gibby just speaks freely, it feels so much more natural.

>>63722242
Case in point kek
>>63722215
>>63722223

>>63722009
He genuinely might

>>63722215
who's the father.

KEK THE COOK STATION

I'm watching Shinri right now... We're gonna have the whiplash of a lifetime when he raids those boys, aren't we?

>>63721184
its fucking over

>>63722369
Prepare your ears for four idiots screaming at each other

>>63722369
Yes, yes you are.

>>63722096
whats that shadow pic lol

>i got you babyboy don't worry
ToT

>>63722369
Yeah, you'll hear Ruze talking about grilling burgers in the bathroom

Jurard, these noises....

>>63722009
maybe even bettel would concede this

trex is such a WHORE

>>63722413
well, Sonic 3 is coming out you know..

>>63722369
mama raiding into jutard (and boys) is already a classic

this is kino KEK

So is Octavio or Hakka the worse gamer

I love rex's OH MY GAD

They're going to absolutely fumble the car mission

>>63722538
Hakka, and it's not close.

GB is the best one here, Jurard and Ruze are below average and then
Octavio

MY SIDES

how trex gets left alone for a second and he gets raped immediately..

ruze is so meaaaan startling the witch LMAO i love him

Why are all the cute boys bad at vidya?

>>63722645
TOT

>"I miss my wife GB"
Based reference LMAO

>>63722645
Built for it

did ruze just pronounce the x in character x character as by

Ruze has a wife confirmed

>>63722645
He's just that hot.

>>63722645
Lore accurate

>>63722629
More like
>GB knows the game, has played it many times and is trying to beat the levels
>Ruze has played the game many times but is constantly trying to put himself in bad situations for fun
>Jurard can understand what is going on but gets lost in the middle of action
>Octavio has no idea what is going on

>>63722660
In Hakka's defense he grew up poor and had to work since young instead of playing games, so. But I feel like he is also naturally bad

>>63722739
it's me, i'm the witch

>>63722815
Didn't he say his voice sounds the way it does because he was kissed by a witch at debut? What's with his fixation on witches?

>>63722645
max charisma

Tank killed Octavio for real

Octavio really is an StarsEN Rio

>>63722898
witches are hot, cant blame him

>Rich boy
>Shittiest internet

Owari da

GB is trying so hard to keep this shit together with tape and a dream LMAO

Octavio is killing the bard feel

Octavio A+ bard

Rochelle is going to be more useful than Octavio

Octavio rn

Octavio's internet is jobbing again

SMOGMA

SMOGMA

"A Ruze with a Z doesn't sound right to me"
Lol

Smogma...

Mechabirb still lives... I believe...

Is Octavio this sharp in his solo content? Haven't caught them due to timezone ;w;

>>63723346
He's a funny guy, yeah.

The tonal whiplash of the motivational song and the shooting and screaming its hilarious

>He's so funny and cute
Wdhmbt

THEY'RE DOING IT

MY FAVOURITE SICKLY VICTORIAN CHILD

THEY DID IT

>>63723498
CUNNY ToT

kek Ruze loves running wild

>>63723571
boy cunny

This vod is not making it KEK

>>63723328
flayon truly is the worst hire of holostars

>Make the cum song please

KEK

OCTAVIO IS CUMMING

>>63723604
Bnuy

>stop pinning me down!
UOO

>>63723328
If only we could rewind time and get Magni to let him speak before his debut...

>>63723782
I need jurardto get popular so someone makes a rape doujin

I can't tell if Octavio's issue is due to having a potato pc or internet issues or just where he lives, not even hakka has it this bad but I don't know much about the place where Octavio and Rex lives.

Was the requirement for ARMIS was hire 4 extremely unhinged people and let them just cook?

>Don't touch the car, do not touch it
>Octavio immediately touches it

>>63723701
Why is this so funny to me

"Damn, that's a lot of bitches!!"
"...where?"

>>63723810
>not even hakka has it this bad
That was practically a 2.0 replay of Hakka constantly disconnecting in RUST and playing little songs on the guitar

AUNTY WHAT

>>63723973
oh I totally memory holed that, nevermind

Octavio got gangbanged

twink obliterated again

RIP OCTA

will this stream be 2 hours long?

GOTTEM

>>63724148
Yes

I'm ready for the whiplash when redirecting into the collab

>>63724138
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

First abuela, now the witch....how many women will gibby blow up

>you know who else plays left 4 dead?
>my mom
>scooby likes cotton candy
Jesus this is a fucking trip

Anooooooooon
Is the watchalong anooooooon here?

>>63724202
thanks. i'm watching something else, but it's about to end soon.

>That timing
KEK Jurard is funny

Protecting dino with a baby ToT

they are fucking insane together

that perfect POV of jutard getting dragged away to the rape corner uuuoooooo

>>63721079
Ok /mans/, what the hell is going on with Flay's lore right now?. I joined in halfway through his last stream, a bit drunk. Idk if I joined a cult, but if I did, I'm fine with that, but please help me understand what that cult is about, please and thank you

>>63724204(me)
I expected loud but JESUS

>>63724359
Machiroons are essentially corruption beasts born from Flayon or something

"Don't let it tongue me, I'm carrying a kid"
Mpreg dino...

>gb sniper and tavi guitar but ruze keeps the double pistols
MY IMMERSION AIIEEE

Ruze using a grenade launcher to help Jurard cracks me up

Jurard Mpreg real

>coomer

>we got a coomer
>WE GOT A COOMER

>reborn doll gnome to cope with child loss
TTOTT

>FAT BITCH
>FAT BITCH
>WE GOT A COOMER
This fucking collab

>>63724725
you niggas get off on the weirdest shit

This VOD is ngmi

>>63724725
What's so TTOTT about that?

>>63724359
Flayon ( or at least a side of him) is on the side of corruption

JURARD GANGRAPE REAL

ARMIS canonical buttbaby… our quartet

>Started streaming 63 minutes ago
That explains why the dialogue is becoming a trashfire. They're burning out!

>we have each characteristic of this baby
Jutard is armis' cumdump!

THIS COLLAB IS LIKE IF TEMPUS HAD 4 AXELS AND THEY DECIDED TO PLAY TOGETHER THIS IS SO FUNNY

>>63724765
>>63724811
Men will never understand

>>63724304
I'm here. I'm getting Paddington Bear ready for Hakka's watachalong tomorrow. If there is anything other watchalong that will happen let me know.

>call him little timmy

holy kek

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>63724939
Debut Axel when he still had hope

Get in the FUCKING love tunnel, Ruze

>>63725018
Is that confirmed? He did a menshi poll earlier

>>63724304
>>63725018
Oh wow the poll is closer than I thought

>>63724359
Wait can I just watch the lore stream right away or is there other stff I should watch before hand?

i am convinced. all of armis is good and i will treasure them

hakkitos are a lost cause

>>63725146
poll? eh?

>>63725228
Initially hated Jurard, but he's nice in groups. Not sure why

>>63725128
>>63725146
Oh actually, it is a lot closure than I thought. I'll wait until Hakka confirms what it is.

"How are you always getting fucking puked on??"
Jurard constantly drenched in fluids...

>>63725228
Same here, I usually hold back a few weeks after debut but I adore every one of these dudes

>>63725248
Why Paddington the bear of all things? lol

>>63725248
I also voted The Thing...

>>63725018
Flayon has a members one coming up now....

>>63725228
they’re great together. i love them

>>63725318
Drenched in digestive fluids

>>63725248
Hakkitos are europoorian?

>>63725348
It's a good movie, can't blame them
>>63725350
wanted to see his reaction to The Thing

>>63725318
The special infected target him a lot, he's always getting tongued, thrown up on, pounced on, and spit on.

AAAIIIIEEE JURARD IS REMEMBERING THE INCIDENT

>>63725297
me too. still a bit tentative on solo streams, but my opinion of him has definitely improved a ton

does anyone know what happen on Flayon's ring fit stream? was watching Armis

Guys, i'll say it first, i'm getting nostalgia... This looks like the HQ collabs in the early days... (but more unhinged)

I love how much joy Ruze gets from this

>>63725551
ring fit?

>>63725479
Even the zombos understand that jutard is ment for ryona

>>63725551
>ring fit
huh?

>>63725551
Jobbed which waiting room to send live, was always supposed to be Heathers today

he lost it KEK

HE'S GETTING
TRIGGERED

>wait… she looks like taylor swift

>>63725827
This is the second time they make fun of his queen, how much do you think he's secretly seething over it

If I hear the word baby one more time..

>Is that a Tank?
>it better not b-
>AAAAAAAAAAH HELP ME

>>63725905
THE BABY
THE BABY

>HE’S SPANKING ME, MAN
ToT

Baby's first kill

>i'm in the closet, get me out!

>>63725365
Dammit, I won't have enough time. Once ARMIS comes along I'll definitely won't have time for/memberships for everyone. If I can get some other anons to help out in the future I can get the videos prepped before hand.

>He's in the closet

>i'm in the closet, get me out of the closet
of course goldbullet would say that

Gibby came out of the closet

>I'm in the closet!
But what does that have to do with the game?

is the baby reference from here?

This stream is unclippable, every single moment is just gold. These guys are so on top of their quips and bits

They made that baby together..

Armis group sex canon

>the baby has 4 fathers
>ruze was cronically born celibate

>>63726228
Sovl...

"I was chronically born celibate"

Does anybody have a close up of the board, thanks.

Pregnant fussy high maintenance princess juju uuuuuooooo

OCTAVIO BREASTFED IT

>fed him with my own breasts

They always throw this one section kek

I want to put a baby in Octavio

>>63726154
thats fine, this one is free on ROKU, and he linked it so its fine in this instance

GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL

GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL

GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL

>GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL

Im tapping out

He really is Vesper's buttbaby

GRORIOUS NIPPON STEER

HE'LL CUT THE BILE OUT IN THE AIR

This is what we were missing in the one hour limit. PLEASE UNLEASH OUR BOYS

ruze is such a fucking nerd i WILL baby trap him

>>63725905
(Baby, baby, baby)
(Baby, baby, baby)
(Baby, baby, baby)
(Baby, baby, baby)
OOOOH YEAH

"That's one tasty Trex there"

THIS IS THE ONE

>armis running a train
bottom goldie <- tavi <- jutard <- ruze tops
make sure get your group sex canonical

>>63726783
Poetic

>>63726783
That checks out. Shinri has commitment issues.

HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY TIMMY

>>63726783
>most distant personality is samurai
perfect for a ronin

based gnomebaby carry

>>63726872
Goldie is the power bottom that helps guide the others

>>63726986
heh, true. fitting

>>63722212
>>63726783
Added. Waiting for dead hours to post the updated table.

https://twitter.com/kairi_415/status/1730784925442556402?t=V0UH1S2rZEypOX8JtcMvMg&s=19

"Little Timmy, your dad was from prison, I hope you understand"
Jurard prison rape...canon?

>>63727177

The way they crack each other up is so cute bros I love them

jesus christ the chaos

RUZE THE COOL UNCLE

and Ruze wanted hardcore at first

Ruze is growing as a man, accepting his new role

>i'm not the dad that stepped out, i'm the dad that stepped up
Thats one hell of a quote

RUZE IS THE DAD THAT STEPPED UP

Australian Ruze is cracking me the fuck up

>>63727621
I need someone to draw this shit

Octavio just saying random shit in the background while the other three are freaking out gets me every time

ruze's snickering is healing my soul i love him i LOVE

Oh Shinri is NOT finishing that game within 15 minutes, my ears are saved

>AAAAAA TONGUE

OCTAVIO DIES AGAIN

OCTAVIO NOOOOO

What an ending

Starring Octavio as Kenny

Octavio went down in almost every single level right before the safe room KEK

THE BABY

>octavio got disabled at the helicopter
>cutscene of helicopter leaving
KEK

Octavio's jobbing is truly incredible.

My favorite victorian child...

>>63728189
octavio being 5 inches away from not dying kek

The fuck Jurard is sounding like Vox

>i'll lend you the axe, good for the torture
>n-no it's okay

Shillrard...

Goly gee I love this armis

Armis fans are just a bunch of L4D2 gnomes

THE GNOSE

THE GNOSE KNOWS

>the gnose knows
RUZE NO

>>63728384
They have to pay for little Timmy's hospital bills somehow....

wtf he noticed me yay

I NEED OCTAVIGNOME

LMFAO

<A SHIT

>>63728572
Hi blueribbon

>do you suck your fucking burritos

>Can I suck it?
>goldbullet sucks burritos

>>63728572
blueribbon your opsec...

>its got meat
>can i suck it
>two handed
Auntie… the glizzy guzzler…

Gibby is a strange man

>grip a burrito with two hands
That better be one big burrito

>A REGULAR FUCKING BURRITO

>>63728718
Or he's got small hands

Eugh.

>We need to remove his gnome hat to find his gender

SAVE THE VODDDDD

What did he say I missed it

Why are they so spooked about vods? Isn't everything here just fine?

>>63728707
ACTIVATING DOUBLE GLIZZY OVERDRIVE

>>63728850
Its just a meme, only jutard has actually been legitimately vod bonked

RATE THE COLLAB

>now don't say anything about your assche-
Jesus

>>63729005
THE BABY/10

>>63729005
100/10 so fucking back

>>63729005
BUTTBABY/10

>"dont say anything about your assch-"
Iconic collab, love them all

>8am jst
Fine. I'll wake up for you nice weird aunt

>>63729005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMMY/10

>>63729005
10/10 feels just like the good old days

>>63729005
11/10 timmy is a talented young child

>>63729005
STEP DAD/10

>>63722369
We got the reverse.

>>63729005
The DEFINITION of dudes being guys/10

I missed this sort of laid back dynamic. Glad it's back.

>>63729005
>A Regular Fucking Burrito/10

>>63729005
>gripping a burrito with two hands/10

Can't wait for all the fanarts with Timmy or Ruze's grill in the bathroom kek

>>63729005
DINO MPREG CANON/10

Truly the golden gen of starsEN

>>63729005
I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM/10

Do people really grip it with 2 hands?

>>63729005
GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL/10 BIRRILLION FOLDS

Armis redirect into Shinri is nice, its a relaxing wind-down
Shinri redirect into Jurard is floating in a soothing koi pond then suddenly being thrown straight into the jaws of a screeching t-rex

>>63729234
Depends on how big it is

>>63729005
Sovl/10

That immediate offense to GB saying shwarmas and burritos are the same thing

one reliable armis collab every 2 weeks after the debut period would be so nice...

>>63729005
they better keep this up/10

>>63729234
We're talking burritos right

>>63729234
Uhm, yea? Unless it's really really thin.

Shinri's lore autism is no joke.

>>63729406

>>63729234
some places have pretty big burritos with a lot of vegetables stuffed in there for volume so you need 2 hands

>>63729472
Of course it isn't, lore are serious thing. He wanted to play this again to fully understand the story more than the personality test kek

Not dead horas, but dropping the updated table since Shinri is just lore hunting.

gripping Ruze's hands with two hands...

>>63729795
Oh, good job anon, you upped the table. nice nice

It's wild to think their limiters get removed next week.

>>63729795
Nyaruhodo, all of them share either clergy or philosopher...

>>63729869
L-lewd!!

>>63729795
I see bracket typos but I thank you for your service regardless.

>>63729869
Im gripping more than just that ngl >:3c

>>63729869
Thats actually very cute I love size differences
>>63730305
HAYAI

>>63729990
It seems like clergy is just really easy to get or something

Today was a good day

>>63729990
Hakka doesn’t

>>63730433
Blind nigga

>>63730433 (me)
lol I misread that “or” as “and “

>>63730403
What is this ugly creature

>>63730775
Something too powerful for you to comprehend

Been a while since I've able to sit down and just watch/listen to live streams and it was nice! I feel spoiled for choice even though I was primarily watching Altare and Bettel. And then the lead-in to the ARMIS collab was great. StarsEN Love!

>>63729795
>shinri's most distant personality is samurai
isn't he some kinda samurai or something im his lore

>>63731340
He's a ronin, which is also quite distant from samurai thematically despite the aesthetic similarities.

>>63731340
He failed a test to become a proper xenokunian samurai, had his hand stained blue in shame and left to be a wandering ronin.

>>63730379
I think a lot of the kinds of people that play this sort of game are gonna be like that

>>63731340
>>63731376
Shinri is a Ronin, they're pretty much a Samurai but they're free and roam around looking for small jobs while a true Samurai was employed to a master.

>>63731470
I thought ronins were even more opposite, like they are japanese anti-paladins basically

>>63731529
Depends on the era/people commenting on them. Views shift on them pretty mercurially and they go from being seen as vagrants to romanticized warriors fallen on bad times pretty often. A ronin might just be a samurai who legitimately disgraced himself or fell out of favor or they could have lost their master tragically/for unfair reasons and turned onto the streets for it.

>>63730403
*kick*

wow that sounds fake as hell

Sora The Troll in Holostars English

New bread bc I'm eepy, migrate when needed gnight
>63732485

>>63732464
I had to disable his notifications because of how random shit he says to random people, it's kinda creepy, won't even mention that in many occasions the people he's interacting with are disgusting

>>63732525
>>63732485
heh

>>63732557
I already have that particular tempura drama magnet blocked, but I agree. He sounds so falsely sweet it's creepy

>>63732464
I give him two more weeks before he gets buried in work and can't keep grooming tempura.

>>63732826
I dont know which one youre talking about but yeah i dont like the frequent random fan interaction. If thats his style then i dont care. I think he's sweet but its just a bit odd when the posts dont have anything to do with armis or tempus.

>>63731636
okay, good to know

GB on the telly btw

he really... love us...

I want to be on the gibby chest carriage...

>>63729234
you have to strangle that bad boy or it would go wild

WINE AUNT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3seuvlQUTQ