/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Guavis Bettel my beloved

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>63710138
amen
shauntal love

>>63710138
Amen

>playing on easy

He's back on Fighting Vipers

Remember the 4 R's, /mans/!
Reduce
Reuse
Recycle
Rape

Bettel/Jurard ryona collab

I need Bettel FG arc

Shinri (according to Altare)

is that a marnie deskmat? where can you get that?

This is a different type of Pokemon Card Opening from Altare, he usually don't goes over each Pokémon like this.

>>63710372
Is this bait

>>63710340
Leader has his cunny contacts

>>63710404
No, show me other card opening where he talks in detail about each Pokémon instead of just going card after card and only stopping when it's a cool card. He never even talked about what the card's moves are

>>63710372
Been a while since the last one, I remember his first ones being like this. Also probably trying to show off to new people

>>63710340
It's a tcg playmat. Idk if it's the right dimensions for a deskmat

>Internet Yamero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7CQvRAj63o

>>63710456
The first stream in every new set he opens is like this, he goes over every pokemon that's new. he rarely goes over the text, true but talking about the mons and art is his standard

>>63710456
Huh I watch these because he talks about the card art?

>>63710511
oh ok i'll look into it

>>63710625
card art is one thing, going over the Pokémon is another different thing. Reading the card description, talking about the moves, what he remembers about that Pokémon either in games or anime.

>>63710102
>Order period about to end (December 4th 18:00 JST)
>AXEL BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023

>Order period about to end (December 8th noon PST)
>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HoloARMIS Debut Celebration MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_debut

>HoloARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo8KqPqKsqI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQoFTPfrNw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHG8CGNgsNs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlhDfZCkXZI

what a cute story~

C R A B

>>63710138
Amen.

>>63710704
>what he remembers about that Pokémon either in games or anime
That's normal, reading is new sure

That's an ugly ass pokemon, have never seen it before

still a cyclizar hater...

Alban is a cat you dumbass

does altare know he's not a fox

Kek

entering flow state

Cover is killing Altare's love for pokemon :)

Oh god

>>63710834
Nugen shit deserves to be hated

>>63711034
more like nintendo. they're also killing most people's love of pokemon

SNAILTARE LOVE

That pin is actually great kek

>snailtare is 1 years old
>most snail species live only a couple years
snailtare is a middle age man already. how time flies

Absol is top tier

>took computer science courses
do you think altare owns a pair of programming socks?

>>63711089
True

Are there any valuable cards in a set so fresh

>Cool ant content
Altare..

>took a walk and bettel is still getting his ass beat by final boss
nice

>>63711348
He's not a troon

>>63711443
Looking into it, there are some that are worth $60 - $80 max.

Bettel is still going

Kek

>>63711443
everything spikes in price as the set gets released then 3 weeks later theres like 2 cards that are worth anything. (Charizard and coomer trainer cards)

>>63711443
The one he wants is worth about $30

Yes, Altare, yes

I think he just pulled the most expensive card?
>>63711889
This one is real pretty

IT IS a toggle

He used the new toggle again, kewl

Bruh what other updates did he get

HUH MORE

AIIIEEEEE ALTARE LOLICON CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/CaitoAyu/status/1730746897856418035

>>63712185
RUZE DONT LOOK

ANOTHER ONE
Is the sparkly eyes on the thumbnail one as well?

HOW MANY NEW EXPRESSIONS DID HE GET?

leader...

>>63712217
Larry got to be the money card in the set

New model!!!!!!!!!

>>63712217
that groudon is hot

>>63712236
Perfect for a dick shadow edit

>that reaction to professor turo
Altare not beating those DILF lover allegations

Can someone post the other new faces too

>>63711889
ahhh, I really like that scene

He loves you Shinri

Did Altare get a 2.0 and didn't tell us?

>>63712196
Him rn

>>63711737
I know he has a lot of competition but this convinced me he has to be the worst gamer in tempus

>>63712391
that's not how a 2.0 works...

>>63712391
no

>>63712391
His basic model didn't change so it's not ever 1.5

>>63712364
This is the new one

Altare getting thrashed as an Ice leader

>>63712459
>>63712448
>>63712431
I need some copium...

>>63712391
>>63712431
It's an updated model, its closer to a 1.5, Robaru had something along those lines too back when

>>63712471
when he sees my dick

>>63712471
Thank you

ToT

>>63712533
it's just new toggles, that's not as labor intensive as a 1.5
roberu got completely re-rigged

Wait Altare has other expressions besides his raping smile face?

MACHIROONS ON THE TELE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh7UYiJ0T7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh7UYiJ0T7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh7UYiJ0T7M

>>63712533
It's not a 1.5 at all lmao

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiuDYYzuOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiuDYYzuOs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiuDYYzuOs

is he classifying the armis boys i missed it

>>63712471
He needs to use this in a collab with Jurard.

>>63712688
the title is so smol its weird to me heh

NO GIBBY IS FAIRY/DARK!!!!!!

>>63712629
Ok, still a good update!
Hopefully new outfits soon

grass/steel feels right for gb

>>63712688
>>63712759
yeesh, three boys online all at once

Im glad flay's machiroon design is official now

>>63712692
I still dont know what was 1.5 in magnis model

>>63712794
ToT

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Just a short one, but it's good to know he landed safely and can just enjoy himself without worry! I hope he's been having fun with the managers and eats well! Stay warm Axel and always stay happy and healthy!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!
JERRY LOVE!!!!!!!
MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE AND REMEMBRANCE!!!!!!!

>multiple (You)s

>>63712764
Rex - Rock
Octavio - Water
Ruze - Fighting/Rock
Goldbullet - Grass/Ground

NEW LORE
Machiroons confirmed SCHIZOS

>>63712867
Try four, Bettel is still going.

>>63712889
Are you fucking blind? There are a lot of changes in Magni's 1.5 model, they changed a lot of minor stuff.

>>63712629
Altare has gotten two smaller updates then? Like the hood and now the face toggle, wonder if Axel would ever get his jacket to be removable or something

>>63712989
Vesmachischizo canon?

>>63713014
oosp

>what used to be Elysium
W-what...?

I can't believe we still don't have lethal company perms. Fucking cover what are you doing

>>63712989
I'M CRAZY LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>63712953

MACHI AND MACHIROONS ARE THE CORRUPTION (I THINK) LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Im Normal Im Normal Im Normal Im Normal

Chihuahua mane made a hat for Hakka too.

Complimenting professor rpr...

I want to teach Bettel how the Recover tech works in this game...

>>63712889
His face was redrawn, rerigged, his pants changed, his tunic got shorter, he looked generally a bit shorter/his legs weren't as long anymore and his head was bigger, his hair had more movement and his halo finally made some sense, he could open the tunic or take the whole cloak off, and new toggle for the hands

Armis mention!!

>>63713277
i only saw it like for a week so its hard to remember

>Altare considered eagle, blue diamond and sparkler as his oshimark
>Management suggested sword and shield

I'm glad he went with the sparkler, it suits him

I hate all square emojis, I wish he picked something else

>>63713332
Yeah, it wasn't used for long... But I looked it a lot because I'm a schizo

Bettel is fucking shaking

>>63713420
it's kinda ugly on most platforms but sometimes it looks like a falling star and it's pretty cool then

>>63713379
>>63713420
Now kiss

LOOK AT ME I'M SO CUTE

GET YOUR WINTER SPIRIT ON YOU FUCKS

We're REAL

Flay can you lore dump not when im trying to watch Bettel win?

>>63713185
Cute

That Toadscruel is worth ~4$

>machirunes are human souls, corruption in its purest form

So can I fuck the cat ball thing or not Machina

>>63713689
Altare just likes the pretty cardboard

>>63713628
ToT

wtf his thumb

>>63713731
Y-yes you can!

>>63713736
I respect it

starry eyes are not a toggle

>>63713731
Do not fuck me!!!

What... when's the last time so many of the boys were streaming at the same time? Shinri goes live in 45 mins too

>>63713348
you telling me he got to pick and he picked that
what a dumbass

Hatterene hates the corruption beasts

I agree Hakkers, turkey is overrated.

>>63713867
StarsEN is alive again

cold weather leader cute~

>>63713348
im glad he didnt pick eagle since i never read eagle on his design

He can't blush, he's a reptile after a

SHINRI IS TEAM FLAY LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The past two days have done irreparable psychological damage to Bettel.

>"So Altare, how are you doing?"
>"I'm feeling like trash"

>>63713348
I'm sad he didn't pick eagle because all his other ideas are boring

>>63713996
A-anon?

This Bettel stream is reminding me of MaxDood's Boss Rage series, specially after Bettel mentioned him earlier.

So the StarsEN lore is
>Corruption is taking over the Xenokuni lands
>No one knows where its coming from
>Corruption beasts used to be humans(?)
>...?
Right?

>>63714200
>Corruption
Tch.....you have made your place on the matter clear it seems......

>>63714084
can't believe he looked at this and was like "yeah this is great"

>If you adhere to his religion Flay will let you use his body
Finally a religion I can get into

>>63713694
Machirunes are just humanity from dark souls

hey /mans/ i just got here and uh, wtf is going on on flayon's stream

I really really dig this kinda of lore

>ywn mentally damage Bettel like B.M. has

>>63714269
Average Altare opinion.

>>63713990
His star is Altair though

that's a cool one

>>63714269
i mean i can see why...

I'm so confused with the lore my last 2 braincells are fried

That Tapu Koko is ~19$

Bettel is so close yet so far from beating the B.M.

>>63713694
I love lore but he's gotta work on his execution. It feels like he's spitting out chunni words but not thinking about how those words are coming off to people. How are they human souls, but also corrupted, but also somehow pure? I think it's something he can improve on though.

>>63714616
eh, he said the whole "corruption" is a misnomer tho

AAAHHHHHHHH STOP BEING POSSESSIVE THAT'S MY WEAKNESS

>>63714269
Kek

>Look at no other idols, no other men
THE OVERLAP IS INTENTIONAL AIIEEEEEEE ITS ALL META LORE

https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1730761159572328748
>What can a few sick people actually do to us right?
WDHMBS

I thought this was Flay being weird, is it actually TEMPUS lore or something?

>>63714797
it seems to be distant-future but, this was def manager checked and such so.....yeah Id say

bettel is going to spend his entire fortune on arcade machines

Holostars card pack in two months??

I love possessive men so fucking much Flayon I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

>>63714787
zombie rape

>>63714797
Everything lore related has to be vetted to hell and back so unless he aggressively states constantly it's bullshit so

Flayon (forma de padre) is going to fucking kill Axel

AIIIEEEEE THE AXEL SLANDER

Flayon is unironically mindbreaking any low-sanity viewers

No... My pure innocent leader is looking at other girl's swimsuits...

cute subaru

I hope he has bettel chained to the church basement walls ready to be whipped and flogged

>>63714982
Yeah, me.

Draw a signed card already Leader

SHINY SHINY SUBARU

>my hearts
how many hearts do you have leader

>>63715028
yeah same

FLAMIN'

Pochi sensei in chat

>>63715059
Maybe he was referring to his three heart chambers

>>63715106
HOT

rex is jealous

Has Altare and Pochi ever interacted, even on Twitter? This one caught me by surprise.

>>63715117
Do you think she's into possessive shotas doing deep voices?

>>63715117
She would raid into Altare opening his baby cards

Nooooo not Bettel

>The jester is the largest enemy for us all

>>63715106
FLAMIN

holy shit I just tuned in again how long has Bettel been on this minigame?

CRUSH THE BETTELION, FATHER MACHINA!

HE DID IT

HE DID IT

LETS FUCKING GO

Listening to Flayon and Bettel at the same time is fun.

>>63715265
Fat FUCK

>>63715165
I don't think so but she's talked /about/ all of hq before. Way before

DO NORMAL MODE PUSSY

Wow he finally beat bowel movements

I LOVE YAKUZA STREAMS

>>63715393
He would kill himself on stream

>This poop soup mess of several different streams being liveposted
/mans/ is healed....

I can't believe Flayon was the "graduate Gavis Bettel" anon this whole time

kino fighting vipers 2 stream

>Gavis "GGG" Bettel

Dog butt

>>63715453
*Machina
dammit I ruined my own joke

I love Bettel's bit of being bad at games for 90mins to not be an hour andy streamer

My little bro is being so cute right now

that's a cute fucking card

LEADER CUTE~

Idk about that dog's expression bro

leader <3

It's always nice seeing someone so passionate about their dreams

did anyone screenshot the toggle

>The trauma was a lie
>Flayon doesnt even have a sister
>It was all leading up to this
I would kneel so hard

Bettel loves fat fucks

I don't believe him when he says that's the last one
how many is that so far? 3?

>(referring to his new faces) I got it as a present
As much as perms suck, I love that the Holostars management seems to put a lot into helping the boys even behind the scenes. Very cute

Did Altare say they were a gift?

>street fighter next week

Oh fuck this is actually kinda scary

What game has Altare been wanting to play

>>63715716
It's how Phantom's gotten away with stealing his lifeforce for so long

>unsubs to every other cover corp streamer and account

>"Altare, Axel and Flayon?"
>"Get the Flayon!"

I feel like this stream is so perfectly timed for me specifically. No I will not elaborate.

>>63715892
binding of isaac
it's not binding of isaac

>>63715892
Grounded

>>63715947
You know you want to you femroon

>>63715996
Groundedanon... let go

The Machina stream feels like i feel through some Paradox Rift

>>63715903
Whats the phantom bettel lore. Where can i watch it

I like how he holds me so gently

>>63715998
I'm already giving in....ueee....

>>63716081
Nice one

Hakka feet and greet

>>63716081
Nice

>this happens every time Flayon dies

>>63716081
Nice

>"I feel like they've all koi-llected -- collected"
He's really got Shinri on the brain after that VR date, huh...

>>63716194
destroy elysium

wtf I'm actually kinda tearing up here

>>63716227
wait the date happened?

Goldhengo is the worst pokemon don't change my mind

Kek the raid is such a whiplash

december cranked hakkas wholesomeness to 11

>machiroons dumped into Bettel's stream begging for help
>he's just talking about food

>>63716027
NEVER, RUZE WILL PLAY GROUNDED FOR ME

So.....when Flay dies/almost dies etc, that was like....the inner manifestation of his "corruption"?
thats what I gathered

>>63716265
Yeah I think Shinri mentioned it in his zatsu stream this morning

>>63716265
Shinri said in his zatsu today that he did still get a chance to hang out with Altare in VR for a bit last night

>>63716354
>>63716377
i totally forgot he had zatsu today... i need to go back for it

Cute lesbian on the telly

Alright Machirunes, hang in there okay? this....this was big, let your hearts and feeling out, maybe take a nap and let your imagination run a bit wild, okay?

>>63716324
Kino

Sorry leader I hate teachers I love Chinese history because it's just a long stream of teachers having justice enacted upon them.

>>63716108
There's very little and it's mostly played for laughs, like in the animation that got made to advertise the official plush not too long ago.
I can't remember if it was the August 19th stream or the first birthday stream, but there's a small, dialogue-less segment where it is implied that Bettel only started getting standing ovations for his performances as soon as Phantom entered the picture.

So they're all going to Japan for 3D?

did flayon talk to any of the other boys about this or did he just decide for them

>>63716471
RRrrrrgghhhghgh blblblbblbblbllbllbl mf,gfjhgmfdghfdgdfjghdkhgfjkhkj

cute blue fuck

>>63716580
Flayon hasn't streamed in like a day schizo

Bettel is being a tism babby with cuisine

SHINY SPICY SE-- lives on

>>63716580
Doubt

I missed it, what's the new Machiroon lore?

Bettel will starve to death in japan

>>63716741
hakka will need to feed him like a mama bird

I would love to see Bettel have an actual learning Japanese arc and actually become kinda good at it

Mama
https://youtu.be/5haX8a_O7Ms
https://youtu.be/5haX8a_O7Ms
https://youtu.be/5haX8a_O7Ms

>>63716721
Vmschizo is canon

>I don't like pork
Alhamdulillah my brother

cute dumb blu

>>63716789

>>63716721
We're cute squishy schizo fucks

>>63716721
"corruption" is good
Shinri is on the side of Machina, all others must die

he's so small lmao

Did Altare break

>4 hour stream
>only played arcade games and went food shopping

Bettel talking to the voices

>More original songs
I love metal, but switch up the style please Hakka, a power metal song in your voice would be so good...

>>63717061
>can't eat pork, cabbage, stuffed buns, or anything else

those rats look dumb as fuck.

>>63717061
that last part was really stressing because if he left the shop he would have enter some cutscenes and a long battle

No gacha luck this time

>>63717084
>power metal
Bad news anon...

>shinris internet is fucking up again
im really gonna do it this time

>>63717196
I know... just talking into the void /here/

>>63717177
at least he seemed suspicious that they were preparing him for a boss battle kek

Altare was extra cute today

You know how the like button shines on videos when the creator says "like the video" or some variation of that, can it happen on streams?

>>63715117
Is Pochi still looking for a little boy for her daughter

my oshi is such a baby

It's just a spider

T

>>63717084
He's starting to become a one trick pony at this point

Throw him into a pit of arachnids, man up fast

>>63717618
>wtf why doesn't Justin Bieber start rapping

>raids into a stream that doesn't start for 40 minutes
Why does Altare hate Tempus

what the fuck is hakka doing

>>63717878
Making a Hakkube

>>63717759
kek
>>63717878
cube of hakka

how do i download flay's vod for my (possibly canon) lore archives

Jobber

>>63717969
google "youtube video download"

Bettel is so dumb and funny. Dunny.

>>63717696
What a retarded retort

I feel like everything Flayon's doing with his lore isn't fitting with the character he was given, I kinda want him to be revealed to be someone else and redebut or something so it fits better

shinri has found the lore

>>63718245
he's off the rails and doesn't make any sense but at least he's cute

>>63717551
she is supportive of her daughter's alternative lifestyle
the little boys are for her

>>63717759
Altare thinks tempus are jobbers and can't raid into armis in time

Hakka is crazy right now

>>63718569
>right now

>>63718526
>jobs early because he's afraid the others will job
Sasuga leeda

>>63718245
I think it's basically just that the r-trus is a corruption bea- afflicted which spread to him when they made a pact
Which I don't think he had any detailed lore in the first place, so that's fine

>>63718526
Yeah checks out

>Open Hakka's stream
What

>>63718245
Is this stream worth checking out as a lorefag though, I was watching Altare so I don't know what he said

>>63718729
He is trying to become The Holostar.

>>63718729
Hakka is having seasonal fun

>Be Hakka
>Mess around with OBS
>SPEEEEEEEEEN
>Profit

>>63718729
He is about to become the Christmas Star

I am still very confused what prompted that flay stream or what it really means or if it truly matters to the actual StarsEN lore
At least the priest assets were really really cool

The holostar

>>63718752
nta it's fun but it's a lot of words to just say he's the bad guy

Behold, THE Holostar

>>63718904
>>63718930
i kneel...

>>63718811
some whore themselves to make money, hakka just fuck around with OBS altho he sometimes whore himself as well

>>63716568
Yup, it was the august 19th stream

I'd buy a xmas tree star if it sung like that

I love my retarded little brother

>Kiss under the Hakka toe

Are cover models live2D models?

>>63718245
My issue is that all his lore stuff so far doesn't seem connected except very loosely, but maybe he's going for a multiverse kinda thing?

It's almost 5am, do I stay awake for the collab

>>63718845
I think management approved the machiroon design recently, I assume that's it
It only took them like 7 fucking months or something

>>63719154
Yes...?

>Amen
>Gay men
What did he mean by this

>Gaymen
>Summons Flayon
nahone

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1730778622720389331

>>63719316
Did Flayon design the Machiroons himself?
If so, I wonder if it was a rights thing, though only because I still figure that one of Magni's reasons for leaving had to do with ownership of the Magmite design.

He's so fucking stupid KEK

This is my actual first time watching a Hakka stream. Is he always like this?

>>63719537
More or less

>>63719537
Sometimes, but zatsus make him extra dumb

>>63719464
octopus....

>>63719537
Yes

>>63719464
Wait is this his first time replying to armis?

>>63719464
:3

>Young Sheldon
Hakka....

Bazingers...

>>63719537
Pretty much.

>>63719493
He did
I forget when he showed the final design but he was trying out designs as early as April or something

REX SEX
I miss him it's been so quiet...

Hakka's gonna put the hakkitos in a boiling ballpit

>>63719790
MAJIKAYO

Descent into madness...

Oh shit, I had completely forgotten about the Armis' L4D collab

Soliciting merch to underage viewers...

Anyone have the art from the l4d2 thumbnail?

>>63710706
BUY BUY BUY

>>63719670
Hakka was a /tv/ janny all along...

>>63719618
nah, he replied to goldy under the lethal company vid he tweeted a few days ago

>>63719790
>>63720000
sorawretard...

>Accidentally unmuted themselves
kek
https://youtu.be/OomWqszO0OM
https://youtu.be/OomWqszO0OM
https://youtu.be/OomWqszO0OM

Ruze having a cheeky bathroom burger

>wait you were having a burger in the bathroom Ruze?
>no motherfucker
>OH MY GOD

ruze real voice and personality reveal

Goldie on the telly

BATHROOM BURGERS

No mama Ruze to protect our virgin ears

AUNTY GOLDIE AND THE BOYZ ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/OomWqszO0OM
https://www.youtube.com/live/OomWqszO0OM
https://www.youtube.com/live/OomWqszO0OM

>I'm gonna get bonked
They can't shill their merch?

>grill next to the toilet
Huh

what is with that audio quality

bardtavio my love

Thats a whole lot of f bombs so far
>2 hours
OH BOY

Octavio is so quiet...

>sprays
Only in Source engine, lads

WHY DOES TAVI ALWAYS TALK ABOUT SHIT

woah

kek

decent sprays

woah ain't that the bug from genshin?? bye bye vod

Hakka and Shinri hate ARMIS

What the fuck were they talking about before stream

>>63720852
AIIEEEE

>>63720882
making burgers on the grill in the bathroom
>no motherfucker
I guess not?