/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

haha yeah same

>>63685164
She loves the faggot from BG3. She was meant to be about business Yuri. What the fuck happened to her?

me too

>>63685331
Business Bisexual, baby. She lusts after hot women like you, but might also lust after you.

Made up quote. Fucking troll thread.

>>63685331
I didn't know that the faggot from BG3 was a holostars vtuber who could steal you oshi

>>63685541
A follow on twitter means nothing you obsessed idiot.

>>63685667
but I never said anything about twitter follows

>>63685331
>>63685409
>>63685536
Lesbians aren't real. You're just a beta.

she lit speaks and acts like a twitch indie vtuber but she has blue dorito tag so it's ok

>>63686505
Just so.

>>63685164
>that
>hairy
lol

>>63685331
Fictional characters don't count. Also he's pretty feminine acting, so it double doesn't count

Hairy bros, we won, finally a woman who doesn't prefer effete twinks

>>63685536
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fY5z-3aniXI

>>63686397
I said business bisexual. Why did you reply to me?

>>63686912
I hate to tell you this but almost all women do prefer big strong tall buff strong jawline hairy men to astolfo irl.
Often chuubas will lie about their preferences and make themselves seem gayer than they are to make the viewers feel less threatened.

>>63686397
you're really going to doubt hairy biker bulldykes?

>>63685164
I mean what other kind of men are there? Literally the only way you aren't hairy as a man is if you purposely shave and no actual man shaves their arms or legs.

>>63688594
It varies just like men from different backgrounds/in different parts of the world have different preferences. In Asia especially though, male beauty standards are a lot more bishonen.

I'm starting to think Nerissa is just horny for everyone and everything.

Women will say they "like" girls or pretty boys to come off as pure and innocent, but what they really want is a big smelly man with body hair, huge hands and muscles, and a massive schlong.

>>63685164
>Imagine the sex parties with her sisters...

>>63689166
Are you done?
Women don't simp for people like gigachads, then want men with a more feminine face(there is a reason why Male Kpop artists are so popular amongst women nowadays).
They focus more on more muscular body though

>>63685164
>She loves hairy men
>I love hairy women
WE ARE

This is the age of the yumejo paisen
Business yuri is over

>>63689275
They SAY they want that.

>>63689411
HAIRY PEOPLE

>>63688980
>starting

>>63685164
Daddy is home

>>63691327
Nerissa definitely needs to be mating pressed by a large hairy ojisan.

>>63689539
Cause it's true. Tell me why girls are down bad for boys like Gojo and Nanami

>>63686397
(You)/10

>>63691891
Let the uggo cope

>>63685164
>Horny HoloJap
:)
>Horny HoloEN
>:(

>>63688729
thankfully their population is declining,so hopefully this is the end of their fagottry exporting

>>63685164
finally someone that can appreciate my monkee genes and that i don't like to shave.
i was worried that only gay men liked hairy men.

>>63685164
is that the nerizzler?

>>63689411
imagine the children

>>63685164
Why is this bitch so fucking horny? Go have sex or masturbate before stream, Jesus Christ

>>63685164
I apologize for thinking that she was one of the bad ones, she is now top advent.

>>63693815
I volunteer to be her pre-stream sex relief. Don't worry boys, I'll set her straight again.

>>63693815
She believes masturbation is a mortal sin.

>>63685331
She tried to hide it as best she could but she's just your typical Fujoshit that loves cock and takes every opportunity to think about it.

>stated probably at least 100 times that she like both men and women
>stated before she wants to have kids one day
>talked about her taste in men
>"WTF, SHE'S BISEXUAL?"
how the fuck is this surprising to anyone? do you guys watch stream on mute?

>>63694596
Isn’t that yumejoshi? Fujos want to watch

I never watched Nerissa. What's her horniest stream?

>>63694761
Involuntary Fujo. Like all the /vt/ sisters who are ugly AF and can only dream of cock because nobody would ever actually stick it into their demonic caverns.

Finally, a chuuba literally built for ME and my BWHC. She better have hair density to match mine.

>>63695114
All of them, she's already said she masturbates while streaming

>>63686397
Cope

>>63685164
>pero
rafferans...

>>63685164
>Loves hairy men

I doubt she likes jungle dick or hairy assholes, so not really.

>>63696393
You know there's a difference in "hairy" and "disgusting and not taken care of" right?
Just because she wouldnt with yours doesnt mean she doesnt like hairy guys

>>63685164
i hope nerissa is hairy too

>>63697230
Be careful with that monkey paw anon.

>>63685331
she is shooting for the EN marine dream

Despite all of Nerissa's thirsting, why do i see Shiori being the first to actually slip up and go "well past the joke" thirst posting about sex

>>63697468
In Shiori's latest zatsu she straight up admitted that she wants to get r18 duojins of Dimitri from Fire Emblem and she'll plaster her face on whoever Dimitri is railing. She's a hardcore yumejoshi.

>>63698176
Proof?

>>63697142
Kek

>>63697468
Because Shiori is a femcel

>>63685331
You fell for the lesbian meme when in reality she's just shamelessly horny

>>63697230
Sorry, she already confirmed she lasered her pubes just like her oshi

>>63698214
https://www.youtube.com/live/IWL9lODOu8o?si=KQaq2ChmH4oW-gmB&t=8396

>>63686397
If lesbians aren't real, explain hololive

>>63698669
>explain hololive

>>63685331
She'll fuck anything sentient and vaguely sexy

>>63694630
>/vt/
>watch streams

>>63698176
Honestly, what Shiori and Nerissa lack in terms of the otakuism of Fuwamoco, or gaming like Bijou, they make up in being fucking hilarious freaks like some of the JPs.
Nerissa and Shiori both said they want Adult doujinshi of themselves, and Shiori was going indepth about reading BL doujinshi yesterday while trying to translate it for herself. Nerissa will basically fuck any swarthy, hairy bastard with a pulse, or someone named Kiara.

>>63691483
yea, me

>>63688594
>astolfo irl
Not astolfo but it's just a fact that most geek/otaku women prefer bishounen shit, that's why fujos are the majority and guess how are their designs
Not femboys, that's for men, neither bara thats ALSO for men. Women usual preferences are in the middle.

>>63689166
>>63688594
>this narrative
Are you like, a new type of schizo or something. Maybe a grown ass men who doesn't fit on those standards and wants to dick younger women

>>63685164
Sexpest hours?

>>63700227
only virgin women and femcels like hairless ladyboys. once women actually mature, they realize masculine men are the only way to go.

>>63700777
Kill yourself roastie

>>63685331
I too have that pronoun where I want fuck the hottest thing on the scene.

>>63700937
>once mature
Yeah retard, tastes usually change with age and adapt to that. That's why (i fucking guess) you're not a pedophile right now despite liking little girls when you were a little boy.
I mean, the image of a big burly men is associated with aged men

>>63685164
https://youtu.be/KV73po6l2oo?t=6831
she said she also likes skinny hairless legs and that she wants jailbirds to wear shorts so tight you can see a dick bulge
https://youtu.be/KV73po6l2oo?t=6975

>>63701267
nice

>>63701267
>I also really like the lumberjack look, can y'all dress up like Paul Bunyan?
She is so offensively midwest.

>>63685164
medbros...
we are so in

>>63701267
I see nerissa as a lovebird, she just loves things.

>>63685536
>>63686943
Umm anon, your response?

>>63685331
Lesbians are disgusting anyways. Hetero chad keep winning

>>63699027
>She'll fuck anything sentient
Nice
>and vaguely sexy
it's fucking over

>>63701267
They don't make shorts tight enough to for my micro to make a bulge.

its telling that this is all people can use to bait about advent

>>63685331
>ignoring that she loves karlach almost as much

>>63685667
qrd?

>>63688594
Kpop ruined women.
Also lots of women even before kpop despised body hair.
>tfw hairy body
>tfw bald head

I never had a chance with any of the JP girls.

>>63685164
Pajeetbros we're in

>>63713392
Lmao

>>63713392
lol

>>63695431
Is this real?

>>63708460
>Lesbians are disgusting anyways
based

>>63695431
Source motherfucker

>>63685331
>Mammarissa wants grand kids
Tick tock

>>63685409
>>63685331
>business X
She's just nuts. She literally stalked kiara for 10 years and got into hololive to lick her nuts. She also wants to be fucked in a bale of hay and knocked up by a Nebraska lineman.

>>63693794