/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I adore Kronii

Kronii on the road, where will she go?

I can love no one else but her

ACTIVITY

>>63659444
>Asian
>Woman
>Driving
>where will she go?

A ditch, probably.

>>63659444
into the side of Sally's house

Frame is up

>>63659444
My house.

kronii tits

ONE HOUR

Tonight's stream is gonna be super long again.

>>63661723
Kronii ruining my sleep schedule one stream at a time

>>63661723
What about her homework? If she streams long today she'll take most of next week off just like the other Promise girls.

>>63662053
Karaoke next year for sure

soon

>>63662053
She said next week is a bunch of collabs though

https://youtu.be/xvvjwhLG4Dw?si=J8HLkOa8gzS-eaXc

>>63663086
What if it's finally project winter

>>63663086
That was before KroMa gave her, her homework.

Kronii soon

>>63664000
Proof?

Kronii is doing a celebratory dj session right now because she hasn't had a chance to properly exercise those pent-up emotions after passing her test.

>>63664405
next thread

>Chat is disabled for this live stream.

>>63664709
She’s mad we got weird

>>63664851
it's normal to get horny when girls talk about their boobs though...

What if she got into a car crash and the stream gets canceled?

>>63665114
I’m gonna crash my cock into your prostate
>>63665108
True true

Delay doko?

where is she...

>"didn't" "have" "enough" "time" "to eat"
Who is she trying to fool with this repeated meme

>>63665346
it means she's busy rimming my asshole

>>63665346
Sally doesn’t cum that easily

>>63665326
JUST EAT ON STREAM
YOU DID IT YESTERDAY

Oh look, it's whineyronie

Kaela has a pretty good singing voice

>>63665508
Oh yeah she had a new cover drop today, huh?

Kronii should be fired for this degree of routine tardiness.

>>63665601
Just reverse Entropy yourself bro, then she will like, be on time?

>>63665601
Anon, the brats and hoomans would like to have a word with you about what an actual tardy oshi is like.

Let Kronii eat so her tits grow

>>63659346
>Asian woman can pass the driving test while I failed 6 times

It's over

>>63665662
Is it that bad?

>>63665662
What does that have to do with Kronii

>>63665684
they're maximum size already

kronii's tits are ACTUALLY that big
no fucking way
she's lying
it's false
she doesn't have huge bazongas
it's all kayfabe

>>63665706
h-how did you manage that?

>>63659346
she passed her JAV audition ?

Kurozora competing with Rice for title of biggest creep

Kuroszora being a fucking retard.

ALL
NATURAL
RIBBON

I wish half this many people congratulated me over something

I LOVE HER. THIS DORK

literally the perfect woman

>>63666165
And would throw money at me while doing it

Aww she is trying to be cool, and it comes off as cute

>>63666165
Good job on that fucking awful post you made last week and caused everyone to reel in disgust.

Sally...

Sally... Brother...

I’m so happy she’s gushing about it.

>Sally's brother
>husband
>husband brother

>Sally's husband is her brother
Wow...

Sally married her brother...

incestchads

>>63666469
Is that why she gets along with IRyS?

Usual faggots being exceptionally gay tonight

V-Faction

When I passed my test the instructor just said "You didnt REALLY follow the rules, but you had and executed a perfect intent of safeness so...what am I gonna do?"

What’s up virgins this is Sally and yes I married my brother and yes the baby is retarded. And I motorboated Kronii’s ribbon while she was sleeping.

>>63666654
I’ll paypal you $1,000 for pictures of her Ribbon. Please sally, I need this.

No one uses the parking brake. It's only for slopes. What the fuck do they teach in Canada?

>>63666701
Like, plenty of driving tests include superfluous stuff

>>63666654
You are living the dream Sally.

congrats on your oshi passing her driving test

>>63666637
In my country it's the written part that fucks people over as 90% is the passing grade. Fail that once and you have to wait for everyone else to finish before retrying

>>63666701
apparently you're supposed to use it when you change a tire too, only learned that a few weeks ago

>>63666782
Thank you and Love your oshi, whoever she is.

>>63666701
Your driveway is a fucking slope

>>63666701
To be fair they made me do it too and I was in America for mine. Never used it since though.

>>63666654
how soft was her ribbon?

>>63666788
Mine made me wait a week before trying again. Failed it like 5 or 6 times. Hate written tests.

>>63666788
Really? Written was like, nothing....I didnt even study desu. maybe my test was just bad

>>63666831
It’s perfect

>>63666910
Kronii is the only girl with morals...

Kronii’s CDL arc begins

She is in such a good mood

>>63666910
Why does it feel like so many of the girls get low morals?

>got her "license" a few months ago
>got her "license" now
>but it's apparently not a "full license"
wtf did she get then, what is Canada doing

Kronii will get a Subaru.

Giddy kronii

>>63667020
Do you not understand the difference between a learner's, probationary, and unrestricted license?

oh fuck I'm half an hour late! I hope I haven't missed much-
>delayed because eating, and talking
... should have guessed

Kronii put on exactly 1kg of weight due to consuming the entire bag of gummi worms.

>>63667020
In my case it was a temp license for 2 years. After that you can turn it into a real one that lasts 5.

Both are still good for driving in public though.

>>63666896
I passed mine first try too

>>63667006
all the high morals are JPs. Soda/Aki/Okayu

>>63667088
Don’t be silly, she can’t drive her senpai

>>63667181
there's only learner's and non commercial for most people in the US

>>63667181
I'm not Canadian. Here in AMERICA you can get your learner's permit when you're 16 or so, or just wait until you're 18 to get your driver's license. I did the latter.

>>63667208
And all the fat went to her ass

>>63667181
We don't have an intermediate license in MURRICA.

>>63667311
you do it's called a learner's permit

>>63667311
Bro; learner's permit, provisional, full license?

Isn't laser cubes ripped straight from Portal?

>>63667592
Much of this game is

>>63667592
most of this game is, but also the cubes never shot lasers directly in portal they were reflection cubes

>Everyone trying to be a salesman thinking they know shit
I told you carfags are the worst

>>63667371
>>63667442
I meant we don't have anything between a learner's permit and a driver's license. At least not in my state.

>>63665108
You do realize being “weird” about it means keeping that arousal to yourself right?

>>63667592
>From Portal

>>63667721
In most States, the step exists but there isn't a unique license for it; just extra restrictions placed on you (usually based on age)

>>63664851
MY LITTLE KRONII~

MY LITTLE KRONII~

AAAAH HAH HAAAAHAH~

>>63666701
I've seen too many videos of peoples cars just sliding off their driveway and into someone else's house or something

I USED TO WONDER WHAT IDOLS COULD BE~

UNTIL YAGOO SHARED IT'S MAGIC WITH ME~

>>63668644
WHAT?

>>63668644
this is a BOLD new strategy

BIG BAZONGAS,

TONS OF SLUTS,

A BEAUTIFUL ASS, TASTEFUL AND HOT

>>63668305
>>63668644
>>63668792
You better sing the whole damn song

FAKING KINDNESS, IT'S AN EASY FEAT

AND SUPAS MAKEA IT ALL COMPLETE!

>>63668880
Im surprised the mods haven't gotten to him yet, this isnt like doxxing or anything...its serious

>>63668792
>>63668913
WHAT DO YOU MEAN????

MY LITTLE KRONII~

Did you know we're all menhera best frieeeends~ <3

>>63668913
>Makea it
Now it just sounds Italian to me....

>>63669003
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MODSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>63669003
Bye

>>63669039
>>63669052
No….I finally had an excuse to post this.

>>63669003
i love pony

>>63669076
You gotta learn the rules silly......

>>63669132
Why is this beeg so dimly-lit like it's giving bedroom eyes or something

>BEHOLD!
>MY CLOCK HAS TITS NOW!

>>63669003
Fucking mods instantly nuking this then taking their sweet time when a squirmbeat shits itself here

>>63669406
Clearly you've never even looked at the report list before

Orange Robot

Robot love

Random Clipper

Pepsi wanting to ban people

>>63666585
>>63670107
Taking notes for your spreadsheet?

She's only reading Random Clipper now

>>63670347
why haven't you killed yourself yet?

hearing kronii press on her keyboard makes me wish i was one of those keys as she presses on me with her finger and i absorb some of her skin oils

SHUT UP

Kro's solving a lot of these in the same weird backwards jank way that I did....my imaginary self-bond points are having a good day today

Who let this woman cook?

>>63670376
nta, but because I love my mother and I don't want to hurt her after all she's done for me.

>>63670396
She's wearing gloves. No oils for you.

>>63670592
she's in her casual outfit right now though which doesn't feature gloves

>cheesed a puzzle
she's getting smarter!

>>63670842
cheesing puzzles counts....

Why is she such a fucking dork? What happened to this woman to make her so dweeby?

>>63671182
She got fucked up

>>63671390
it's starting...

>>63671429
IT'S NOT ENOUGH

>>63671429
December.....

Back to reading Nerrev

>Kronii will never be proud of you.
>You will never be a part of Kronii's big happy family.

>>63667257
>Here in AMERICA
The car-crash death capital of the world?

>>63671694
The first one is an okayish goal....

my sister gave me $100 for my 36th birthday should i akasupa kronii?

>>63671730
Wait until you hear that the place with the most hippos is the hippo death capital of the world

>>63671869
Send a pink and buy a cake.

>>63671869
Buy her merch, take a pic of it when it arrives, get a like on twitter.

>>63671869
no, spend it on something that alsts longer. merch or something at least

THIS BOT IS EATING BEANS

Dear Gabe Newell, I was playing Entropy Centre on Steam, and when I whipped out my can of beans, the entropy bot started staring at me and said "BEEEEEANS"

Kronii's poorfag + hoarder mentality will never let her purchase a car

>>63672171
You need to show her that cars are meta.

>>63672171
You can't own a car in Canada. That's illegal.

She practices sneezing cute, right?
Are all girl sneezes that cute...?

Her sneezes are incredibly out of character.

>>63672548
Imagine Kronii doing some chuuni time warden monologue and then she sneezes in the middle of it
lol

>>63665706
It's the older generations that are particularly shit at driving.
You have to be a low-functioning retard to fail more than twice though. I mean seriously, what are you doing?

>>63672537
Not all of them are cute, but only the best have naturally cute sneezes.

>IRyS and Kronii overlapping
NOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO CHOOSE

>>63672548
That's called gap moe, it's her personality trait.

KAELA SHE NEEDS YOU

These Kronii noises are pretty good.

>>63673461
I like when she goes abajabasjzzblebleble

The fact that a grown ass woman sitting in the dark at 11 PM is making these noises gives me great comfort.

>>63673560
Kronii's ass...

I miss ASMRonii...

She came all this way...

>>63673839
I came in Kronii's pussy
I saw Kronii's pussy
I conquered Kronii's pussy

Suicidalronii.

>IRyS sneezed tonight
>Kronii sneezed tonight
Incoming Name clips.

>>63674401
Nameronii is gone

>>63674489
She JUST dropped a fic.

>>63674578
She is gone now

>>63674598
Tch. Clingy...

Kronii is fucking adorable when she tries and fails to think.

>stole a cube to fuck it

The transformer gates are really neat IMO, a great element

This is gonna break Kronii.

It's been 5 hours already.

>>63674966
Cut that in half and you're right.

I think it's safe to say in general 2023 has been a lot better to her than 2022 and the latter half of 2021 was.

>>63675087
The homos stabbing Mori in the back and destroying her clique, which greatly reducing Kronii's collabs with males greatly improved things.

63675199
Must you bring your autism here?

63675291
Why are you upset over factual observations on Kronii's quality of streaming?

63675388
There's no correlation, and whatever improved quality there may be has nothing to do with your unicorn bullshit.

>>63675199
>>63675291
>>63675388
>>63675446
fuck off take it somewhere else

WHAAAAAAAAAAT IIIIIIIII'VE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

Bumblebee being not dogshit doesn't excuse every Bayformer film after the 2007 one being awful.

How can we compete...

>>63675543
I mean, it's a different universe and different director, it's not really meant to excuse anything

We lost her...

>>63675581
I could take him on.

Now if she said Shockwave it would be really all krover.

63675446
Actually there is, you're just being stubborn about your homobegging being detrimental to Kronii.

>>63675543
Yet the bayformers movies printed money time and time again

BG3 has to be some kind of psyop. The amount of dick sucking for this game is unreal.

>>63675787
In an era of "UR CHOISE MATTERS (jk)" in video games,it actually does matter in BG3 which blows people's minds.

>>63675732
because marketability and quality of product don't always correlate

>>63675851
Exactly

>>63675848
That era was like 7 years ago

So how far away is she from the actual end?

>>63675543
They tricked me. I thought "Oh, well, clearly the next movie will be good" and then I watched it and I left the theater angry.

Reading nothing but Nerrev again

Wrong she read me instead

>>63676175
Cloud Rain confirmed /here/

>>63676237
not me but also that was already confirmed

>>63676257
Lie savage

>>63665888
I'm actually liable to believe Kronii considering the way she kept tilting her head downwards. Body language tells us that such gestures are from a person being sincerely embarrassed/shy about something.

That said, best way to find out is to have Kobo tell us her thoughts about Kronii's ribbon.

>>63676395
Karona

>>63676237
She's been reading me too retard and i don't see you mentioning it

>>63676461
Pluviam Ambulare and Kay...

>>63676533
Not even close faggot

I want to hold Kronii

>surprise stream

I HATE THAT I'M PARASOCIAL TO KRONII
I WILL NEVER BE HAPPY LIKE THIS

>>63676703
Lies

I hope the mods deleted Kurozora's superchat.

>>63676796
Nah it's there

>>63676796
They didn't

>>63676796
>expecting mods to do the bare fucking minimum

>143 supas
Welp neither she or myself was doing anything of real importance today anyways.

she's gonna VA a burger king worker...

Burger King date with Kronii...this is the peak of her creativity...

Kronii is gonna stream from a Burger King while eating a Double Whopper.

Kronii is going to do a cover of the annoying Burger King commericial where she just says Whopper for 30 seconds.

she started a long stream late today I'm so sleepy...

>>63677138
don't be sleepy

Kronii is putting her life in danger by driving...

BlackKnight03...

I'm so glad Kronii is immune to that

The fuck did some cringelord try to make her say THIS time?

TopNephGear getting name dropped.

>>63677281
More GYATTshit

>>63677281

>>63677306
Bijou was a mistake.

>Motor Ouro didn't get noticed
Pain...

My oshi is not very creative.

>Make them give me all their money before they die
Kronii... you'd get caught by L in a fucking nanosecond. She's not smart.

Kira could have gotten away with it so easily if he wasn't a retard.

Kronii just wants to kill Jeff Bezos...

Kronii please stop talking about deathnote I want to sleep

She's so dumb.

>>63674966
Okay, NOW you can complain.

Starmech...

SHE'S SO FUCKING DUMB.

I'm going to go ahead and get this bimbo bred after this stream is over

we weren't even 25% through the supas.

Never seen Death Note but I hate it now

Thank god she's got her looks.

Is she on her edgy phase?

>>63677862
Always has been.

>>63677862
I would kill to have a dumb fucking conversation like this with her.

With a car you can go anywhere.

>>63677986
>"There could be KRONIES here..."

I feel like if I was in a room with 20 Kronies, I'd have to kick at least 18 of them in the nuts.

Mazda? Isn't that some kind of soup

>>63678094
>there could be KRONIES anywhere

Israel (tank)

What is wrong with these people
Just get a Camry, Civic, or Accord and call it a day

>>63678373
It's a supa reading, got to say the most outlandish shit possible to get noticed by her.

>Kronii has never seen a Bug

>>63678458
VWs are illegal in Canada.

>bro bonding time while watching Kronii

Herbie the Love Bug would get shot up at a Canadian checkpoint...

>>63659346
tesla or porsche is my guess

I think this is the 2nd time Ollie raided Kronii SC reading...

RaidRyS!

>>63678542
>Tesla
The car for insufferable pricks
And that was before Elon Musk went all far right wing crazy.

Cars used to have soul. Now it's all monochromeslop.

>>63678579
now that car manufacturers that actually know what they're doing are making electric cars it's so retarded to get a tesla

>>63678637
I thought I was just imagining it.

>these white people car recommendations
Disgusting.

>>63678637
there's this guy where I live that paints his car with 3 stripes of clashing colors and changes it up every few months

>>63678637
Fuck you I like my blue car, and from my experience green cars always have paint jobs that plink off faster than other cars.

>>63678710
Kill yourself

>>63678637
If it's brands like Mercedes then it's mostly monochromeslop. The bright colors tend to be on sporty models and they tend to cost extra.

>>63678774
>he drives an American car

>Kronii loves humanity

Kronii never got past her pre-teen "humans are the REAL monsters" phase

>Sally's not human
RRATS?

>Kronii ruining the Sally lore

>>63678972
The rrat is Kronii makes up bullshit all the time to suit her in the moment and doesn't hold herself to any of it
If she needs Sally to be human she'll be human

Rachel is her type huh

>"did you date Rachel McAdams, if yes I'm very jealous"
Be less bisexual Kronii

>>63679043
>her Ryan Gosling sickness is just secondhand from teenage dreams of jamming her face in her bush

RATE
THE
I"M GOING TO BED NOW

>>63679146
zzzzz/10

>>63679146
I fell sleep again/10

>>63679146
Kronii is a very cute woman/10

TIMERYS IS HAPPENING

Kronii in IRyS' chat

>>63679186
source?

>>63679146
She annoyed me this stream. I'll reserve my judgement for the watchalong.

>>63679146
I fell asleep too.

Please IRyS that would make the stream so much less shitty if you do a joined one

>>63678637
Color just isn't lindy

>>63679146
The game was fun, but the zatsu was even more fun/10

ISREAL

>>63679416
Shitty anime but joint watchalongs are always fun.

>>63679043
She has a crush on her since Mean Girls.

>>63666701
>americans are so lazy they won't spend half a second pulling the brake that can prevent their car rolling down hill and murdering someone

>>63679558
are the cars that shitty where you live that you need an extra brake for that?

Wadamama was watching today

>>63679598
it's there to prevent the car rolling away if it gets hit from behind and the impact disconnects the transmission brake. It has nothing to do with "shitty cars".

>>63679861
sounds a lot like something the guy that rear-ended a parked car should be responsible for

>>63679416
Always has been

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqwSUDUCli4&t=987
Cute Mumei song
Would Kronii watch Onegai Muscle?

>>63680076
>watch Onegai Muscle
That would be neato.

>>63680442
>Trying to force Kronii to count calories

>>63680720
I thought their people are good at counting

More Raft soon?