/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63630313
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>63630330
Amen.

>>63630330
AMEN!!!!!!!!!

>>63630365
I never said I wasn't male and I never spoke on behalf of women you silly hoe. Jesus, stop using the computer when you're pmsing sis

>>63630317
Honestly, I'd pick Shinri of the three of them. His food is simpler but it looks like it has a lot of flavour.

>>63630330
Amen

>>63630482
Kill yourself crossposting faggot no one cares

How to get Ruze and Rex to do karaokes?

I didn't think I would like GB this much but he's fucking great.

>>63630472
I love you Gundam poster

>>63630521
You cared enough to reply, tranny. End your life.

Wait a damn minute I can't believe it took me this long to realise that Jurard is basically just Rin from Free!

graduate Machina X Flayon the worst hire of starsEN

>>63630482
you sound like a man sperging out about pmsing for two threads, move on faggot.

>>63630485
THAT IS VERY TRUE. NO USE IN FANCY FROU FROU FRITTERY WITH FOOD IF YOU CAN'T GET THE BASICS DOWN. WHAT WAS THAT ASIAN DISH SHINRI HAD A WHILE BACK? REMINDED ME OF A POT ROAST I TRIED TO DO, FUCKED UP AND ATE ANYWAY.
>>63630563
I LOVE YOU TOO HAVE ANOTHER TEMPUS GUNDAM PICTURE.

>>63630566
No, I will not. Stop shitting up the thread and move on.

rex sex

>>63630583
I like Rin's hair more hopefully Jurard gets an outfit with slightly longer hair eventually

>>63630313
please, ruze. just one titty milk shot

Graduate Altare for not mentally abusing rpr on stream and driving him to suicide

REX SEX

>>63630536
For Rex superchat him twenty bucks. Ruze, who knows

>>63630595
roastie

>>63630360
>>63629597

Will Altare leave us too?

No shota enthusiasts allowed in this thread.

>>63630583
Kill yourself for comparing my husband to that fag

Arutea love and sex

>>63630688
>>>/vt/catalog

>>63630693
which one is the faggot?

>>63630692
Axel...

>>63630583
Makes sense, I like neither

Jesters are for ________

>HQ
Three flatties and one slightly bigger guy
>HQ
Three flatties and one titty monster
>Armis
Three titty havers and one shota

>>63630688
Possibly the most retarded post in this thread, and that's saying a lot

>>63630772
rex does not have tits, he's a skinny bitch. bubbies are coping too, gb's only slightly above average

>>63630180
I've seen it but I'll argue it's different because the other parts are scaled in proportion and even not all bara has tits like those. That artwork was different. Anyways I'll stop sperging about this nitpick that apparently only I have lol

>>63630759
Clowning

Imagining a scenario where phantom is so sick of Bettel's dog treats he can't eat them anymore and starts waiting for the tempus boys to sleep before sneaking into their beds and sucking milk from their nipples for sustenance

>>63630759
rape, like dinosaurs and samefags

>>63630820
Ruze is also about the same size as Axel, maybe even slightly smaller since he is shorter

>>63630759
Hugging!

>>63630870
But phantom has no mouth. What would he use? His asshole?

Not all tits are physically sometimes it's just the vibes that they have tits

>>63630728
(You) are

>>63630820
Rex has tetas and I will not stand for this slander

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1730289873116930170

>>63630983
If Rex has tatas then Altare has them as well

>>63630772
Appearance wise can't shota also apply to Flayon? He's even shorter than Octavio

>>63630536
I think Jurard will come around soon enough if Octavio gives him some encouragement or if they do a collab and he holds his hand through it like Magni did for Vesper.

Flayon pretending to be a homosexual so he can fit in the group is just cringe. Cute but cringe.

>>63631031
Octavio isn't even a shota in any sense

>>63631030
Yea

>>63631011
Temma looks like a college rapist what does he mean

>>63630688
The only one ready to jump ships is Shinri

>>63631086
To you, maybe. But in my heart? He is.

>>63630983
He has basically the same build as Altare, and Altare is flat.

>>63631030
Altare doesn't even have abs + he has childbirthing hips

>>63630772
I do enjoy that Bettel has a pretty low v-neck even though he's a flattie

I wanna chain Bettel to my bedposts, dose him on aphrodisiacs and go to town AAAAAAAA

>>63631218
Strong disagree

Ruzaders should be something like this

>>63631218
altare looks like a rectangle

>>63631289
ME LIKE THIS

>>63631289
this is a cute little guy I agree

>>63631289
If only I could draw...

>>63631266
Counterpoint, this is the current Altare. 16 bit wars takes place in the future so he will develop more with age
Sources: my dad works at Cover

>>63631457
16 bit wars altare has hip pads, yatta altare is naked and raw

>>63631457
In the future flayon gets a second growth spurt and do steroids to gain giant tits

Source: I'm a psychic

>>63631289
Too much overlap with Jurard. Why not a desert fox?

>>63631289
NO
Do this but in his color scheme

>>63631583
you put the image of flayon getting roided to get a shinri body in my head

>>63631642
He said he wanted them to be bugs or lizards
>>63631663
He doesn't want to do anything knight related

>>63631289
It should be more than just a chibification of an existing animal. Like axelotls, they are clearly axolotls but have three tails and yellow electric like gills. Ruze said he has an idea how he wants them to look anyway

>>63631757
is that not a bearded dragon?

>>63631757
Yeah I said "something like", I'm only a doodler or I'd try to make it more related to his design

>>63631704
>>63631757
You guys can be cute bugs

>>63631891
please no i hate all bugs.

Why not just a chibi corruption beast? Lore correct and funny

>>63631671
Your welcome

>>63631935
That should be Octavio though, since he puppeteers them

>>63631891
if he goes the bug route it's going to end up looking like a hollow knight rip off I'm sure of it

>>63631983
Octavio can control corruption beasts? When did this piece of lore come out

>>63631823
It is literally a chibification of an existing animal, yes. I have been following that artist for years actually, she draws really cute animals. Her flower axolotls were my favorite

>>63631929
>>63631999
But there's so many uniquely cute bugs...

>>63631891
>ruzemites
Stop cannibalizing Magni's dead body

>>63632098
Jurard already tried, I'm so glad he had to change it

>>63632068
Uh. At the start, he and the boys have referenced it quite a few times...

>>63632075
I'm the axelotl on the right btw

>>63632091

>>63632091
UGLY i literally would not be able to associate myself with ruze if he does bugs bro i can't handle it

>>63632098
but its tasty

On the mention of possible armis 2 for 2024, despite whatever problems magni and vesper potentially had with the telegraphed "we want 4 units" thing by cover, the company might be flexible out of basic necessity. My gut instinct based on almost nothing is they're very much eyeing Jutard especially to wait and see before they advance any of the timeline on that

>>63632098
They're not mites they're moths!!!!!

Why are women afraid of bugs

>>63632091
maple moths are cute but they have been ruined by a troon vtuber for me

>>63632068
Pretty sure Octavio talked about it first during his debut, also it's on his talent page

>>63632154
I need to go back and re watch then, I can't believe I missed that

>>63632229
>>63632234
What the fuck you guys...bugs are so cute

>>63632252
If we are going by the worldbuilding, wouldn't we get a unit from the north? Does it snow up there?

>>63632364
please go back to moths that's worse

>>63632364
ok this one I have to agree is ugly the others are alright

>>63632389
well yeah I should've said northern instead of armis 2 but still

>>63632098
Magni didn't own the glove emoji before and he definitely doesn't own -mites either. Magmites have got to be even worse than Vesties in how much they can find an excuse to shove their dead oshi into everything

>>63632364
actually... i think these ones are pretty cute...

>>63632234
but...

>>63632411
>>63632441
What the fuck man...
>>63632553
See! They look like little fuzzy cartoon bees

>>63632588
These things are so cute in Pokemon amie. Now I want to see Ruze cuddling one

>>63631266
>>63631314
16bit wars begs to differ

>>63632588

>>63632609
it looks like the corpse of a pixie

>>63632673
>>63631557

>>63632660
larvesta and joltik are some of the cutest cartoon bugs ever

>>63632673
nigga in yatta he's naked with a leaf covering his dick imprint and he is pretty much built like a box

>>63631557
don't kid yourself, also he has no abs

>>63632816
he is a skinny anime boy, they are born with abs

Why are anons so mean to bugs... TwT

>>63632920
this just looks like a furry blob

>>63632768
joltik isn't even a bug. it only has four legs.

>>63632920
I think they're cute! Honestly it'd be nice to have some variety, I'd be very happy to have one as a mascot

>>63632920
would ruze pick a bug like this or one that looks more armored? I don't really know his tastes that well

>>63633107
He did say in the rain world stream he wanted something that looked armored but was a creature

Cute buggos

I want to do deadlifts with Ruze

Hakka playing with Jesters jesticles while Flayon sucks him off

No matter how much logic you throw at me, Altare will always be my beautiful thicc wife, I don't need meds

>>63633232
Ewwtare

>>63633232
An anorexic teen girl is thicker than altare

>>63633194

>>63633232

RUZE ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/FvLjOtuIuZo
https://youtu.be/FvLjOtuIuZo
https://youtu.be/FvLjOtuIuZo

>>63633107
This would he a cool bug for a mascot, it's a trilobite

>>63632768
Love those two lines. Big fan of Sewaddle and Venipede lines too. Gen 5 really had the best bugs

>>63633425
This just might be the ugliest one yet.

>>63632978
Would you like a fuzzy blob in these trying times?

>>63633484
Actually yes, thank you.

>>63633425
Does that count as a bug though? The meaning of bug has been distorted over the years since spiders are called bugs now even though bugs ARE SUPPOSED TO BE A SUBSET OF INSECTS WITH A PROBISCUS OR OTHER PIERCE AND SUCK MECHANISM FOR A MOUTH AND TWO PAIRS OF WINGS

>>63633585
Brother do you think Ruze knows that definition? He definitely just means a thing with many legs

>>63633522
Have fun with the wooly bears

>>63633311
KILL YOURSELF

Beast titties is on the telly, can you guys tone done the off topic bugposting

at this part of his voice theres more gravel than actual voice

Frame rancher

AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE HIS PC IS MELTING

ruru let's get a new computer build going once you're less poorfag...

kek that luigi voice

>>63633959
No PC is ready for Hololive's app

Ruze is kind of being cute right now...

Still think you can't out-cute weevils

>>63634227
AAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>63634227
give him tap dance shoes and make him dance

>>63634227
there's something wrong with you

Grubze

>>63634448
adorable if a bit homestucked

>>63634448
Looks like a maggot that could be in Hollow Knight

How the fuck does that remind you of homestuck, has he reread it like ten times

LORE

Made in China...

>>63634448
NICE

Someone needs to rape correct these two
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1730302039819706548

>>63634168
he loves anything pet-like so much

>>63634606
just graduate them already, it'll keep the number of members balanced.

>>63634276
They can dance with their bare little feet

>>63634577
>oberon
based

Why did Ruze transform into a Half Life scientist

>>63634642
yeah but give the little fella shoes to make him cuter

>>63634533
the way all the 4 first kids and then the next 4 kids were made with the timeline shit and goo slime machine things

>>63634642
Wait that's actually cute wtf little shoes would make it better tho

>>63634684
Not you friend, Ruze said that the environment reminded him of homestuck kek

>>63634606
>Flayon's not a sex pe-- ACK

>>63634606
It's all so tiring

Can someone tell flayon to tone it down with the weirdness?

Wait I played this game a lot and never saw a yolk slime

>>63634860
do it yourself anon

>>63634606
i swear he had an actual personality at some point before this. what the fuck happened

Is Flayon actually confirmed for Mario Party tonight or did he forget about it? He has a FFXIV frame up just an hour before

if only some kind of mentally ill maniac who was determined to do it anyway would kill himself or herself in front of flayon to forever change the trajectory of his life and his priorities

Is Ruze's stream so choppy only for me or what, it stutters so much it's annoying

>>63634971
flayon is in the thumbnail, but they also had to move the mario party stream by a day so he probably just didn't get time to correct it

>>63634970
My theory is that he lost his virginity during that vacation and it broke him

>>63634606
Why are anons getting so upset over Flayon liking cute girls in cute dresses? Seems like a perfect yume crumbs post to me.

>>63635029
it's been fine for me on my end

>>63635029
It buffers for me as well from time to time

>>63635029
It buffered a bit about 10 minutes ago but it's fine now

>>63635094
>>63635091
Its fine now that I complained here lol
glad I can enjoy the stream now

>>63635029
His PC is not dealing very well with the game+Hololive app

>>63634860
This but Axel

>Avoided saying breeding

>>63635047
Bro's suppose to become less sex obsessive after losing his v-card not more. Unless he found out he's a literal nymphomaniac.

>Axel being horny over jirai kei girls and cosplayers
>Bro is so based yo
>Flayon and Hakka being horny over jirai kei girls
>SEXPESTS THEY ARE RUINING MY CHRISTIAN FAMILY VALUES GRADUATE THEM

Aww that was cute

>>63635252
I don't remember posting this.

>>63635184
What would you consider Axel actions that he should tone down?

>i gotta find a rooster

>>63635077
Forget the crumb, he dumps a whole loaf every single day, it gets annoying at some point
Though I don't know why that post specifically got anons upset

>>63634494
Know what, yeah. Homestuck grubs. Ruze would probably go for that.

>>63635252
People have complained about Axel liking cosplay girls a lot of times

>>63635252
I don't remember Axel screaming how he loves that and not to approach him wearing that kind of clothes as he'll attack you.
He just likes cosplayers on his own

>>63635252
Axel doesn't bait his fans with weird thirsty tweets and killed off all his yumes ages ago, nice try though kek

>>63635252
People complained about that period when Axel was talking about neechans every stream

>>63635077
>>63635252
Girls don't like hearing about guys getting hot over other girls. It's the same with hologirls talking about the kind of guys they like. Nobody likes feeling like they have to compete for affection. It's repulsive almost on the genetic level.

>>63635401
>killed off all his yumes ages ago
What ever happened to the sisterwife machiroons

>>63635454
anon is talking about Axel's yumes

>>63635333
More bread for me then

>>63635401
>killed off all his yumes
The crazy ones like cannibalotl and the Aussie stalker are still there.

>>63635441
Except he's not talking about other girls he's talking about a dress. Do you feel intimidated by a piece of clothing?

Cant believe anons are falling for bait again when a big dumbass is trying to breed slimes

>>63635252
You're just making shit up. Try again.

>>63635575
Which post is the bait so I can hide it

cowboy ruze walking off into a romantic sunset

is it just me or ruze's voice kinda soften a little bit?

Oh now the stream is lagging for me

>>63635693
Yeah, I nearly posted this myself. I wonder if it was wearing him down a little

/MANS/ is acting like twitter Luxiem sisters all of a sudden

Don't

>Ruze has watched video essay about uranium girls

>>63635735
We love Luxiem in here.

>>63635726
The stuttering?
I have to wonder if youtube is just shitting itself since I was having the same issue with Bettel's stream yesterday

Don't

how this game got a sequel I will never understand

>>63635735
You would know, bettellhead

Daddy Daddy Do

>>63635735
>>63635779
kys don't ever bring that name up again

Don't

>>63635838
Cute, basic game functions already done with the first game no need to polish them too much for the new one. Basically needed just new slimes, food and map

>>63635860
Cry about it

>enrich your enclosure
Ruze.. are you ok

>>63635950
go back

Ruze has a pretty voice without the gravel...

I think the anons in this thread should kiss

His real voice... I can feel it there...

>>63636028
What if we kissed instead

>>63635991
No. I've been in this thread since the Magging days and I will continue to stay. There is nothing you can and will ever do about it.

How the fuck do you draw Ruze's coat

>>63635950
Based unity sister

>>63636142
with determination

Sad Ruru...

>>63636142
Easy solution. Just draw him naked

>>63636109
Oh yeah I can laugh every time a nijisanji member gets suspended or graduates. When is the next Wilson stream? I want to see the wilsoneer design in action, it's so cuuuute

>implying we wouldn't kill to have a holostar Vox (before he menhera'd)

>>63636209
I have so much of that but no brains
>>63636282
I guess this is what I must do

Don't

HE'S BURNING OUT

I really am the last non-bait biter ITT

>>63636333
You're not from /here/ are you

His favorite weather is the same as Shinri's

He's burning out

>>63636296
Imagine going this schizo because an anon who likes watching both companies won't leave a thread. Take your meds.

>>63636333
In what way exactly?

Ethical non-free range slime ranching~

Is he just straight up ignoring the time limit KEK

he's so soft to the slimes uuuu i want to be his pet

>>63636333
Do you know how schizo this thread went over the mere mention of his name back in the HQ only days? Do not wish anyone like him upon this thread.

holy samefag

>>63636653
I think so o7

OMEGA SAVE HIM

>I got really raunchy!!!
SLUT

Nevermind he just really got into ranching kek

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

Man I'm looking forward to the L4D2

Art streams doko......

>Ruze reveals he has dainty little girl hands
what do you do

He gets lost into the fun of raising pet things, cute

>>63637002
bully him in chat for it

>>63637002
Finally feel justified for rape

Ruze HATES Flayon

>73 minutes

>>63637126
just like me free free

Look at my oshis.

>>63637126
flayon emotionally dumps on jutard and jutard takes it okay from his senpai because that's in his nature and at least he got attention. flayon emotionally dumps on ruze and ruze runs for the hills at seeing that amount of sudden vulnerability

Bro fucking LOVES ranching slimes

>>63637189
LEADERCLOWN LOVE <3

BLUE FUCK LOVE~

Hiring Jurard, Hakka, Flayon, and Bettel to deal with the annoying foid with mysophonia at my workplace and paying with my body

>>63637750
BIG LOVE

Why didn't we get art of the Armis boys in their tavern?

>>63636296
Drink bleach.

>>63638089
They will only release it once all of Armis is out

>>63636296
These designs don't look similar at all

is flayon still joining the collab?

>>63638366
God I hope not, if only it was Axel instead

>>63638366
Hope so, wouldn't be fun without him!

>>63638215
Kek

>>63630870

>>63638998
why is he so yellow

>>63639079
his skin absorbed too much desert sand just like his vocal chords

i understand that i'm on the schizophrenia board and should just accept it but i don't know why someone would want to dedicate so much energy to hating specific chuubas i.e flayon, bettel, magni, etc.

>>63639144
>i understand that i'm on the schizophrenia board
There's your answer.

>>63639079
You can't just ask people why they're yellow, anon!

>>63630870
Even Phantom knows he's in the presence of a MILF...

>>63639280
What would his milk taste like?

hi

>>63639808

>>63639808
Pero pero pero

>>63639808

>>63639808
Hewo

I'm watching my dumb BlazBlue looking pal show me his pink bunny slimes like he's a boy scout who found a cool bug. Very cute

I would love a youtube wrapped like spotify wrapped but for videos, I'd like to know who of the boys I've watched the most

>>63640264
just like in anime when some obnoxious student grabs a huge beetle with only his hands to show his classmates

>>63640466
Minus the screaming from the classmates (I am the classmates)

>>63640312
There's this unofficial one if you want to take a crack at it
https://videorecap.viewodyssey.com/

>>63638215
so true sis, I wonder why he went on a break over copyright stuff

So Armis underwear reveal soon right?

>>63640937
that was a product of it's time, anon. It's never happening again eats cereal

I wish Ruze would breed me. sigh

>>63641535
I read that as "beat me"
Would you still agree

>>63641535
>>63641563
I read it as "bread me" which made me very confused

>>63641563
give me both

>>63641563
nta YES. WITH A ROCK
>>63641617
cute retard

>>63613573
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1730340150167634269

>>63640753
Yeah me too because they don't look similar at all

>>63641874
please contact AnyColor's legal department cause they think otherwise, you may be able to convince them

shut up about your unrelated vtuber corpo no one gives a fuck about here

>>63640682
nta but this was pretty interesting

>>63640682
Oh I might give this a go after work, thanks anon

>>63642012
>Nearly 8k videos
that seems crazy to me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T-YUeDwurk

>>63642012
pretty based, anon

Are there any jump scares in the spooky empty hallway game

>>63642291
not really going by Hakka's playthrough

>>63642008
I will continue to fantasize about a ARMIS related sex scandal and you cant stop me.

GLORBO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVYsJErfy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVYsJErfy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVYsJErfy8

BETOL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVYsJErfy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVYsJErfy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWVYsJErfy8

i feel alive

When's the next solo banger dropping?

WHITE BREAD REVIEW

>>63642877
Dang I don't think I like any vtuber cover/song enough to listen to it over a 100 times

Bettel is amazing kek

holy kek

wtf

No wonder why axelotols don't think if it feels like this

KEK

bettel shat himself...

he's gonna be stuck here a while

>>63642877
He said Christmas. It’s supposed to be the delayed birthday cover. I believe it was Romeo and Cinderella

>Man is looking good... real good ;)

I've been loving Bettel's streams lately

>>63640682
Maguni...

>>63630313
Better is too good for Holostars

>>63643963
This made me legitimately sad ...

>>63642079
Nta but if you listen to music through youtube like I do then you can rack up videos
Site tells me I have 17996 videos on my main account that I primarily use for music

that poster with the moving eyeballs? me

>>63643732
>>63642877
the azari cover.......dead...

kek that sound

what is the point of this gaem

>>63644932
Fun? Like most games?

bettel...

>>63644932
schizo simulator

This was a good game choice for Bettel, especially since he claimed to have no idea what it was about before going in.

>>63645050
he just seems trapped in an absurdly clean subway tunnel though with 1 nigga who might rape him tho

that got me

>>63644932
he's trapped in a magic subway and can only escape if he goes down hallways that are completely normal

>>63645208
that nigga? me

>>63645208
I agree with you, when will the ojisan rape him? I'm impatient

>>63645276
He should go down my hallway

I dunno if I'm more surprised that there are already speedruns of this game, or that the game can be beaten in under two minutes. That must be some insane RNG and luck.

kek

>>63645638
I mean its not that hard of a game if you "focus"

>>63645638
that's ridiculous

the dude just walking must hate him

I love jurard t rexford like you wouldn't believe

I imagine a game where youchase Bettel around various places in order to try rape him ToT

>>63645767
>>63645802
Here are the two speedruns, if you want to compare:
https://youtu.be/l8khvhikh4Q
https://youtu.be/788QxVi1MFc

At first I thought there might be a specific pattern to when an anomaly appears and when to move forward, but it looks to be RNG every time, and it's a matter of knowing when there's an anomaly before you can see it up close.

There is a glitched run, though: https://youtu.be/sFp6ffrgelY

>>63646003
already?

Bettel HATES backseaters

>>63645638
uyu already speedran this game in under 2 minutes and his vod is for only 2 hours kek

I hate the discussion I accidentally brought to the last thread, jurard doesn't do and doesn't need yume pandering, he's entertaining enough to not need that as a crutch. I think yume stuff purely depends on the viewer.
>>63646138
Yes

smiling at bettel to creep him out!

That smiling man? Me

HE DID IT

HE DID IT

he didn't read the full thing baka

Putting glasses on...

Glasses Bettel

sometimes he doesn't look at the guy and that drives me nuts

who bake

HE DID IT

>>63646756
Any image request? :3c

Walk faster ojisan I wanna see this turn into a different kinda game

>>63647020
not really, anything with one of the upcoming boys i guess. i have this kek

>>63647148
Was thinking about using Shinri's thumbnail, but this is great kek consider it done

>>63647020
This one

>>63647148
Holy kek that shirt

Ruze not allowed to guerilla but he made a thumbnail anyway
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1730366633934250009

>>63647148
Lmao