/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63617100
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

axel soon probably idk

cute

>>63617107
amen

https://twitter.com/eeveetheerin/status/1730198591795601845
amazing banchou

>>63617107
AMEN

can't believe octavio kissed his crotch on stream

>Autistic but on the fun side of the spectrum
>Cool voice
>History autist
>Was alive at the dawn of civilization, perhaps even predating it
>Cool weapon
>Nyegga
>Look at those fangs
>I would love to hear him talk for hours on end
>Papa...
>Is the best (male) (english) vtuber ever
I love Ruze!

Flayumedans, we're gonna make it...

I can't believe Octavio and Jurard got away with mentioning Josie and Jose Rizal and Boy Abunda

How much Spanish does Gibby actually know anyways

:)

>>63617497
Oh he's getting desperate

>>63617609
Why does it hit too hard... Axel... I just want him to be happy

>>63617497
>those "aromantics" in the comments

>>63617609

Good morning, I love Flayon!!!!!!!

>>63617392
The more I look at Vesper's new model the more handsome I'm finding it.

>>63617614
Good, I like my boys a little bit desperate and possibly menhera.

>>63617682
Do they have sex with people depending of their aroma?

I need Jurard and Bettel inside me at the same time

>>63617836
Do you think Jurard has a spiked dick?

>>63617979
cloaca

>>63617979
nta but since duck are birds and birds come from dinosaurs, since duck penises are spiked to remove competing sperm during sex, it's safe to say that jurard's dick is spiked as well.

>>63618069
Only water birds have dicks, I don't believe ducks evolved from trexes

Proud of him

>>63618177
Not so fast
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1730209638417863087

....ok, i'll say it. JURARD T REXFORD SEGGS WILL FILL YOU UP WITH EGGS

>>63618069
Ducks don't have spiked dicks, they have corkscrews (cockscrew if you will) and it's a trait that developed in waterfowl after the standard genital features of birds.

>>63618310
who is your oshi

I wanna edge that impatient trigger happy dino

>>63617609
holy kek

>>63618310
ducks' dicks are also spiked (proper term is barbed). proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

>>63618366
Based and same. Imagine the trex screeching

>>63618407
Jesus I am so glad I'm not a duck.

So, rate the cover
https://youtu.be/HlhDfZCkXZI
https://youtu.be/HlhDfZCkXZI
https://youtu.be/HlhDfZCkXZI

>>63618565
see? i told you some duck penises are spiked

>>63618565
You should also be glad that you are not a cat

>>63618594
Uhhh.....about that....

>>63618573
19/10

>>63617836
I wanna be trapped between Flay's and Ruze's jacked up and toned bods

I never doubted him. Banchou love!!!!!

>>63618699
>jacked up and toned
>flay

>Flayon traumadumped on Oct and Rex upon meeting them
Kek

>>63618756
Timestamp anonchama

>>63618573
they did altare dirty/10

Lol, these impressions
https://youtu.be/9vJQZbe9rjQ?t=699

>>63618825
Nigga
https://youtu.be/9YnVpyVpuFo?t=360

>>63618907
why is this screeching dinotard so lovable already

>>63619016
Octavio is so damn cute I can't wait until his 1-on-1 collab with Flayon

>>63617497
A Flay VP with masculine identifiers.....one can dream man

Full art

>>63617497
Also I really want to give some suggestions but I have no idea if they're appropriate and the thought of saying anything publicly is killing me fuck why must I have no confidence?

>>63618573
wouldve preferred a song with somewhat more energy but it's pretty/10

>>63617392
was about to say I liked vesper's voice enough but I wouldn't have really called it cool. more... approachable

sex flayon

>>63620144
Ass too small

hey axel since youre gonna leave us alone again for a couple days and laugh about it can ya at least do me a solid and say something about killing people in your stream so i got something new to loop during that thanks

Oji love <3
Luv Shinri
Luv Gibby
Luv Vesper

>>63620478

>>63620486
Not old enough we need to go older!!!

>>63620478
>>63620525
Too young for Axel, he wants someone older

Hakka doko?

>>63620378
i really wish you’d move onto a new target like jutard. axel doesn’t deserve scum like you in his fanbase and in the public spaces he’s known to visit

>>63620478
>>63620525
why do hetshippers always post poorly made 3d stills or photoshop edits instead of drawing or commissioning actual art???

rangeban the samefag

Rape Jutard facially

>>63620784
It's koikatsu

I genuinely think if i sucked on Shinri's tits hard enough I could get some milk outta those

HAKKA ON THE LAPTOP TELLY
https://youtu.be/SfR6yIS72UA
https://youtu.be/SfR6yIS72UA
https://youtu.be/SfR6yIS72UA

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SfR6yIS72UA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SfR6yIS72UA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SfR6yIS72UA

>Koikatsu
>With shit public models
Cant even be bothered to pay for the HQ models and whats with that setting everything is bloom to hell. LQ bait at best.

>>63620478
>>63620525

wait we posting Zetaxel stuff now? ok i guess

>>63620686
rex is funny and all like his whole look too but thats about it. like dude i know im kinda just fucked up mentally and desu i feel bad about having these feelings anyway but then i stop for a bit and loop that cycle for a while but also he does not care + this is 4chan. outside of /here/ im actually normal kek

>Join now or I kill Jurard
>No one joins my stream

>>63620784
>why do hetshippers
Dont start

>>63621012
You seem a lil mentally unwell, which must mean you are decently sexy irl. become my wife

>>63621058
no im saving myself for true love

>>63620979

png crow

>>63621097
Who’s to say I’m not your true love?

CONNECTING CONNECTING
Bettel is getting better at singing, is this an idols journey i am witnessing right now?

>>63621118
abayo

>>63620979
>>63621118

what is this game

>>63621118
ayo? ok, i'll take the L, what started the whole "bring back old Hetero ships that should've not been talk about on /vt/"?

Hakka... 2 hours...

>>63621145
>idols journey
>girlfriend is a bitch who cheated on her husband while husband was deployed in Afghanistan
>said girlfriend also condoned the harassment of vtubers who wanted to play hogwarts legacy (everybody makes mistakes)

kek hakka you retard

>>63620686
Not anyone's fault but Axel's if Axel chooses to read things here.

>>63621165
Im curious why are they shipped did they collab a lot or interact on twitter

Is this really just a walking simulator?

>>63621274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP1K9StX7Bc

audio doko

I fucking love jurard t rexford like you wouldnt believe

I am the last AxelXNodoka shipper /here/ and i will die on this hill.

>>63621136
shit i dont actually have a response to this

>pc doesn't work
>can't use live 2dmodel
>no game audio
>W key is stuck on laptop

>>63621274
They had really good chemistry in 1 collab plus the drawing she gave to axel on his birthday, that’s about it but those were both a long time ago, other than that pure determination is fueling those shippers

>>63621378
"ayo cannibalize meeee"

>>63621230
>>girlfriend is a bitch who cheated on her husband while husband was deployed in Afghanistan
>>said girlfriend also condoned the harassment of vtubers who wanted to play hogwarts legacy (everybody makes mistakes)

What does that have to with anything you're replying to?

>>63621366
I was around here for this it felt too forced but it somehow contributed to the HQ dynamic for me
>>63621339
Just this? And ew she sounds exactly like finana and looks like keqing i don't like it

>>63621274
They collabed once like a year ago and the hetshippers became so obnoxious about it that they never collabed one-on-one again.

Hakka is having a bad day

Hello /MANS/! I'm super excited for more TSB soon, and I was thinking about checking in on how Mr. Ragus and Mr. Syrios re doing since I haven't watched much StarsEN since the Armis debuts. Do you have any vod recommendations?

I also want to watch more Goldbullet since he was my favorite debut, but if one of the new boys in particular had a super kino stream lots of people enjoyed I'll give it a try as well

>>63621407
I can respect it ive had crackships that don't and cant even interact

>>63621536
You can't go wrong with watching any goldbullet game stream. Ruze is fun too but I feel he has a niche appeal

>>63621536
If you were a fan of the TSB arc, I'd recommend the Rest In Ping reunion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPhtQtJW_Q

>>63621536
If you like apex, those two played it recently with rpr again
https://youtu.be/sCWD6AaYk74
And they played dark and darker with another guildmate
https://youtu.be/4tVaqmxD3iE
https://youtu.be/z2qrZePeF4Q
I'm just recommending collabs with them both because I don't know what kinda content you like

what is the point of this game huh

These noises though
https://youtu.be/9vJQZbe9rjQ?t=2695

I love this outfit so much

>>63621772
Noises aside his lighter voice is so very cute...

>>63621536
for Armis:
spy party that just ended with jutard and octavio was fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbXrowt3b1w
and goldbullet and octavio with "library" RE5 was surprisingly charming, especially when they added dumb shit to the character lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m10xuZpLpCM
my personal favorite so far 'not noisy like the others but still engaging' gaming stream, from Ruze in hunt showdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b8dPM1XdlE

>>63621145
That's oshiglasses, he didn't sound good at all

>>63621407
>>63621485
Wasn't there a rrat that Zetaxel ship posts went missing after Axel accidentally showed his browser tabs? Rrats are that he was the one posting Zetaxel shitposts /here/

>>63620784
It's part of their mental illness, they like it.

>>63621230
Sorry doxfag, but believe it or not there are people like me that care very little about their private life.

>>63621944
Kek why on earth would he post anything like that, heis way more likely the trainshitter

>>63621366
>I am the last AxelXNodoka shipper /here/ and i will die
Good, when will you livestream it?

Is one of Altare's minecraft vods still unlisted or are they all visible now?

>>63621468
>contributed to the HQ dynamic for me
Because it produced stuff like picrel and its fun.

kek hakka

>>63621851
UOHHH

>>63621556
That's basically what zetaxel is, it's been over a year since they were supposed to play together

>oh no the hetshipper am i right sisters
Why are the shitposters /here/, did something happen?

I've seen more yume posts for ruze than jurard wtf? Is it a timezone thing? I was sure jurard would be yume bait prime. Or maybe he's just too retarded

kek

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>forced Sana to graduate
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>told Shiori it would be a good move to set boundaries with chat on her debut
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born
>did 9/11

Hakka...

>>63622190
Nodoka stuff was fun because everyone took it as a joke

test

>>63621851
delicious tummy

>>63622392
in my eyes jutard is more for getting torn apart and ravaged by other stars

Do you think there will ever be another metal guy in Stars EN?

I FUCKING LOVE AXEL SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>63622499
if the hypothetical northern unit are villain themed then it would be fitting to have one who likes abrasive music

>>63622392
idk I see more Rex Sex posts overall
personally I crave Ruze's pulsating rod though

Why did no one telly post? I didn't know Axel went live

>>63622495
This but by me and not in a sexual way

>>63621613
>>63621634
>>63621676
>>63621910
Thanks for the recs! I'll take collabs and just any favorites y'all might have in general. There's a certain je ne sais quoi to any talent that kinda lets me enjoy them a lot, and admittedly a lot of it comes down to how much passion and joy I feel (even in rage/kusoges) or how peaceful zatsus are. I won't lie, I have definitely rewatched Shinri's period simulator stream several times a while ago because I found his groans really soothing to help me nap.

I think I'll start with some Rest in Ping first before hmmm the RE5 vod. Maybe Dark and Darker after that but it'll be overlapping with some people I usually catch live, maybe tomorrow. I've been wanting to try and look at more birb before I watch his collab with Ike.

I'd interested in Ruze, but I usually listen to vods while at work and I find his voice a bit grating. I imagine I might enjoy his screams or any pained sounds he makes, but that would probably be for games that I want to actually watch and not just listen to.

Axel what.

if axel was a better singer, he wouldn't need to retake so many recordings. take lessons axel!

>>63622677
If Axel warmed up before singing in general he would have easier time

>>63622677
Octavio is not cool to shit on your senpai like this, but i agree take lessons you dumb dingo.

>>63622392
Jurard is the fujo favourite. Ruze is the one the clingy Vesties latched onto.

>>63622605
all the rexyume posts read like they are from a single person and seem bit advert -y, like he himself trying to hype people to join kek

>>63622776
I feel that way for all the armis posts ngl

Flayon jacking off his tiny peepee with just his index finger and thumb T o T !!!!!

>>63622651
For Hakka, if you haven't seen his Temprizz gameshow from Tempus Week, I recommend that a lot. He put a lot of effort into it, commissioning assets, etc., and he did a great job hosting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NYfE7OX3vo

>>63622392
jurard is cute and all but he's way too fucking rowdy. ruze's tangents are fun to listen to, he puts on a decent character thats enjoyable to watch, and he appeals to the girlies with daddy issues

>>63622821
FUCK YOU HE'S GOT THE ROD OF GOD ALMIGHTY

>>63622813
Im sorry for being autistic and typing weird

>>63622392
>I was sure jurard would be yume bait prime

>>63622859
I have massive daddy issues and Ruze has zero appeal to me. So far I only like watching GB but armis in general isn't for me I think.

I want to go raving

>>63622821
this anon is MADE for insta-loss

>>63622934
yeah same but i think im burning out in general

AXEL
https://www.youtube.com/live/uZ4wt-3Vuoc?si=SpKVL-S8cQ_eOuUC
HAKKA (IS THIS ANOTHER CHILLA'S SHART GAME?)
https://www.youtube.com/live/SfR6yIS72UA?si=359OsdyRFc2INB4s

>>63622980 (me)
but wait i dont have the daddy issues

>>63622914
Is he not?
>prince character
>nice voice
>cute (subjective)
>retarded (objective)

>>63622592
I hope we get a villain who's big and scary and evil but ends up liking cute j-pop and denpa music.

>>63622934
I don't have daddy issues, but yeah, I don't really see any dad appeal to him. The vibe I get from him is nerdy classmate who is kind of cute so you sit there and zone out while he rambles instead of excusing yourself.

>>63622980
i had my burnout phase like two months ago, now I'm just thankful that armis revitalised /MANS/

>>63622905
That rod? Small.

>>63622821
I would like to think all those post defending Flay are by him.

>>63623015
>men actually think this is all it takes to be a yume-able character

>>63622859
>Ruze appeals to the girlies with daddy issues
He is a bro, there is nothing daddy about him. Even i can see that and i am a dude.

>>63623145
>Women actually think all man think alike.

>>63623015
The comical boyfailure part likely overrides all of that, he's getting the Bettel treatment now

Ruze don't look at Axel

>>63623067
[USER WAS FLAY-ED FOR THIS POST]

>>63623015
yume here, he is cute in a way where i'd want take care of him, but i want to see him get used (sexually) by strange men more! also my heart has been taken by ruze

Banchou cute. Simple as.

>>63623146
Its really subjective, I find jurard to be closer to a dad than ruze don't know how but he just does

>this never happens
like the other stuff is realistic

>>63623194
Refer back to the post I replied to for an example of men thinking all women think alike.

I'm closest to yuming for dino after his brother talk, he's sweet even if he's useless

I like when axel says sick fuck

I don't prioritize watching either, so maybe this makes a lot more sense for those that do but, Hakka seems to have retained a lot of Ollie's raid. Just an interesting observation about the fanbases, not like, a numbers thing

>>63623015
>nice voice (subjective)

>>63623146
i suppose i should say that yumes i see who want a daddy dom seem focused on ruze at the moment. no doubt hes a bro and pretty obv not doing bfe content but just look at some of the tones used in his hunt stream, seems clear to me

>>63623015
Jurard has a lot of attractive qualities, but he intentionally portrays himself as a character that would be insufferable to be around IRL. That's what makes him appeal to fujos instead of yumes.

>>63623251
Noooooo I don't wanna watch Martyrs again!!!

>>63623369
The fact you're paying attention to the views counter tells a lot about yourself

>>63623146
Retarded anon....

>>63623336
He definitely seems like a sweetheart, I can imagine cuddling with him in bed after he's had a terrible failure of day and him just sinking into your arms for comfort

>>63623336
I think the same! Having brothers adds so much appeal older or younger, it helps that his story was so cute

>When Axel gets you pregger he won't have sex until the baby comes out

>>63623495
that's pretty cute

>>63623455
no, honest to god I only payed attention to it because I was curious about if they would be interesting in watching Hakka. The intentions are like, purely emotional

>>63623495
>after he's had a terrible failure of day
That's hilarious and adorable. I would want to cuddle him after that just to hear him cry and secretly enjoy it

Oh fuck axel mentioned abo

>>63622392
I thought Octavio would be the yume magnet, not Ruze

>>63623407
to me yume appeal from ruze feels not him being dominating in potential fantasies, but the work and time it would take to get past the layers of his tsundere thing or slight prickliness

Is Hakka ok

I hate to get cucked by jp, Axel shares so much more when he isn't talking in English

>>63623632
Why are they trying to corrupt my aniki

>>63623656
Oh I get it, so a variation of "I can fix him" with a mix of saviorfag, I like that appeal actually

HE DID IT?

>>63623291
It feels like he's the most experienced of ARMIS within the streamer/vtuber community (or, at least, the most experienced on Youtube), so I could understand that. Octavio seemed to be leaning on him a lot early on.
https://youtu.be/KPfYsr9XONI?t=1302

>>63623641
You can never really predict who will be the yume magnet in the first few streams. You've gotta see how their personality and interests are. Men who try too hard or are too obvious with the yume baiting sometimes scare yumes off while the guys that don't try or feed into it end up being perfect for yumes. Just shows how alike men and women are because I've heard guys are the same way when they yume for a girl.

>>63623684
It sounds like he's just saying the same things but I haven't been paying attention...

HE DID IT

Axel loves the perverted axelotls :)

That was actually a neat aspect of the game at the end lol, considering if it was an anomaly or not

>>63623291
>Its really subjective
Thats true
>>63623407
I mean i really dont see daddy traits, but he does appeal to yumes but not as a father figure.

>>63623730
something like that I guess. like he would be a bit cold and short with words on first encounter, and the only way through the wall is the yume herself in her perspective slowly chipping away at it but not so quickly that he's alerted and runs back off into his desert cave

>>63623909
really cute honestly

>>63623768
NTA. but you are right Ame had alot of goslings(male yume) and she does no GFE or "yumebaiting"

>>63623760
Yeah! That might be it he just seems really reliable when it comes to things he's good at, the contrast with that kind of serious side and his constant retard side just makes him more appealing

>>63623768
It's just something I noticed as a poppet yume myself, but I'm not complaining if that means it's less likely for him to get weird superchatters kek

Axel is so unfiltered I love him

YEAH WE CAME TO FLEX

>>63624051
That's honestly the ideal situation, I wouldn't want my oshi too get too popular with a specific type either
>>63624068
What he said just now made me tab back and do a double take KEK

When is dingo leaving?

>>63624076
Shit taste

>>63624076
>9/11
Nice

>>63624076
BASED

I think that was one of the best worst jokes Ive heard watching holos

>>63618573
I love the song, but the StarsEN parts were pretty lackluster imo

https://youtu.be/uo8KqPqKsqI

axel is planning out 9/11 part two right now

>>63624251
More covers Jurard T Rexford please

>axel has pants with a bunch of chains
on brand

just listened to the cover, i can’t get over the spotlight on our Tempus boys in the mv. like all the lights on them… for their tiny parts… GAH. loved the maybe nobody knows part…

and leader… I think he sang at he very end “with your life” mmm

what would be a good song for holostars en to sing if they could do a English song? Any thoughts?

>>63624259
Magni...

>>63622392
Jurard is trying too hard. Ruze is saying all the right things effortlessly, I'm slowly becoming very attached to him.

>>63623992
Yume includes both genders, Yumejoshi is female and Yumedanshi is male. Like Fujoshi and Fudanshi.

>3 hour meeting
oof

GARDEN AUNT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqE0yFO1DsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqE0yFO1DsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqE0yFO1DsE

Goldnichiwa

AUNTIE IS DOING GARDENING TODAY

hes so cute with the glasses

HE DID IT

Hakka anomaly expert!
The Exorcist of EN!!!!!!!

Axel is broke as fuck lmao

oh no A Vespling is growing out of goldbullet's head!

oh god... Hakka playing the Witness...

>>63622392
i feel like ruze was always #1 yumebait, i feel like jurard is a little too much for the average person… he’s def for fujos and silly ganging up on, unless he starts doing some other content

>>63624885
Alright Ruze, you don't have to prove anything to anyone here.

goldie with a little sprout and glasses I’m sobbing. he’s already making my morning

>>63624456
I don't think jurard is trying to yume bait at all and I've seen all his streams so far, its really just the voice which isn't even typically ikemen

Auntie has some great pipes, his random singing is surprisingly good

Oh to be a japanese twink with a clear skin

please spare me from the lol speak

>>63624885
we also have to consider who will have a more wide appeal (or are bidding for it at least) to net a collectively bigger fanbase versus the more niche ones who like their corners, so jutard yumes will probably naturally multiply more if things go okay enough for him over time

he looks very cute with the sprout

WATAMELON

>>63624944
I love his little glasses he's so cute

>>63624930
Ruze selfposting was always funny but now its funnier considering he's the least likely to be on this site

>>63625132
whatever you say, ruru

I love our plant mom facebook aunt

The reason Hakka isn't going to be in the mario party collab is a meeting he has at the same time

>hates apricot
based

Would you bend the cute puppeteer of holostars english over a dirty public toilet and break his back like the filthy whore he is?

>>63625192
the gay as hell sun to shinri's gay as hell moon

>>63625217
BASED. FUCK THAT WHORE

>>63625208
A meeting for him alone?

I have a coconut in the morning, you can buy those pre peeled ones

>>63625244
don't mind if i do
t. bettel

>>63624212
It was so bad it was good, it got me kek

>>63625192
Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

i wouldnt mind being choked by a matching necklace with axel

what do they even talk about in meetings for that long? does any of that effort put into meetings actually show in decent proportion to the results...

>>63625246
yeah they have solo meetings, he's got a 3 hour one

ruze yumes and dino yumes should kneel to the almighty gb yumes. i mean, they do exist, right?

>>63625311
>t. bettel
KEK

>>63624948
Yeah, I feel the same way. If anything, Jurard has been making a very conscious effort to keep the yumes at arm's length. Even in his debut he made sure to shatter the sexy impression people got from his voice pretty quickly and just came out and said "I'm not that kind of prince".
https://youtu.be/rr5n5dJMmPU?t=295

>>63625233
I love him but the public toilet shit is too much for me

What the Axel doin'?

>>63625233
god yes

>>63625355
Why do you think I make these edits

>>63625399
packing

ITS DAVE

Screamed so hard his mic died kek

>kureiji dave
uhhhhhhh

>>63625355
yes they do i want to be in his home and we can cuddle and i help him cook and hear him laugh…

>>63625451
the diver?

Bwos i love jurard and he makes me happy all his tiny shrieks gives me dopamine i might be losing it
>>63625395
Exactly, i can only count one time where something he does resembles yume pandering in any way and he played it off as a funny creepy bit kek. There was one part of his raft stream that made chat freak out but i missed it...

OH GOD ALMONDS ARE FALLING ,,
SO MUCH NUTS ON STREAM

why is my gay aunt (male) like this

Bruh this stream is NUTS

WHAT THE FUCK?

>girl dinner
He uses tiktok...

Don't tell me Goldbullet was corrupted by Risu because she didn't do NNN this year

>>63625584
He definitely did, though

He's going to participate in Destory dick december

I love when auntie plap plap plaps

>>63625584
confirmed KEK

did he just say faggot?

>>63625627
>>63625638
wait, what did he say? i was watching anime while putting his stream at the background

>>63625395
god he was so fucking loud here but it does spell out everything pretty crystal clear about what he wants to do I guess

>>63625683
He doesn't participate in no nut november, but he does participate in nonstop nut november

Cooking stream soon????
Are we getting to see his (potentially) chubby hands???

>>63625718
oh. thanks

>>63625355
I will become goldy's wife and when sexually frustrated we will take it out on a nonconsenting gavis bettel

I wonder if things Axel shared to us is considered yab and should I just not talk about it at all

Hakka was very silly and cute, today is a good day!

What is happening to his microphone kek

>>63622852
Thank you for this suggestion as well! I'll slot it ahead of the RE5 vod

jutard needs this feature

>>63625790
That was literally an ordinary Axel stream

>>63625896
Someone on chat asked him if we're gonna be able to keep the VOD so I thought this was a no-no. Well, if it isn't then I'm gonna go ahead and talk about it with my friends

>>63625891
+ a shock collar every time it peaks

>>63625790
what his pants and sanrio hair clip? or is it the fact that he said his one non-vanilla thing he likes is when brats get mentally broken in doujin. toramane was watching and the vods still up so who cares

dumb b**ch
+1 to his power level

>>63626018
nigga you are on 4chan. do you mean his outfit? or the shotacon stuff? no one cares

>>63626032
Everytime he screams over a certain decibel his shock collar turns on, the louder the scream the harder the shock.
Actually this sounds like a great horror game challenge

It sucks that Axel will be traveling and Hakka is cursed by Xenokuni NSO so we'll have to settle with Flayon for the Mario Party collab but it must be fun anyway

>Bubbies are NEETs that play video games for 50 hours straight

>catherine
oh my god

>>63626018
chat always freaks out about vod over the most minor shit

>catherine perms
hell yeah

>catherine perms get
HOW

>>63626139
I'd think you would have to at least have been at NEET at some point in your life to really get into vtubers, just because of how long and how frequent the streams are.

>catherine
RUZE DON'T LOOK

>>63626266
You can get into vtubers as a highschool/college kid that has a lot of spare time.

>>63626273
All the people in that are adults anon

STOP PUTTING YOUR NUTS ON MY SCREEN

Copyright free nut
Thanks Gold

>>63626266
You dont have to say that...

I love the random nut compilations

>>63626312
B-b-but... they can't consent

>i wanna see altare pee

I know he's saying Altare Pea but all I can think is Gibby trying Altares Pee...

>Tako mention
god..I might have to drop GB when SC's open up if this goes down the route I think it will

the what debacle

>>63626372
They all want to hop on Vincent's dick, what are you talking about?

GABEN almost cost gold his house from zombies

>>63626447
The femboy debacle

Ok this nigga black

Uohh sweaty gibby, imagine the boy smell

Someone come get Auntie Gibby

Morning guys, LEADER LOVE

NUTS

Did Magni ever actually care? Or was it always just a performance? Sorry for bringing this topic but this shit just can't leave my brain alone, I keep coming back to it...

>>63626682
Ugly

>all out attack my ass

STOP WITH THE NUTS AAAAA

someone post the magnowa buttpregnant recording again

>>63626725
No u

>>63626719
If you feel this way for months over a man you'll never meet personally get some therapy

>>63626719

>>63626606
Rubbing and licking Gibby's big sweaty body after a long gaming session...

>>63626719
not ever as much as he said he did with how his solo streams typically were, but it would be unfair to say he didn't care about anything

>>63626754
https://files.catbox.moe/10aiat.mp3

>>63626682
morning~

The collab between these two was so cute, it reminded me of two brothers messing around. Can't wait to see more of them in the future (hopefully)

>>63626788
Ewwtare

>>63626826
thank you

>>63626719
He did until he didn't, it isn't that difficult to understand. The discmite incident killed all of his excitement.

>>63626826
a classic, aged like a fine wine

Auntie's garden wants to kill me :(

I love my sprout auntie

>>63626682
I love this pic, his usually reptilian stare looks cute here

>>63626843
They will never replace FlayTel you false prophet

Octavio's mushroom ToT

Presented with no contex

>>63626999
Ima sauté it

>>63626953
well the only one that truly needs to get replaced is flayon

>>63626843
Yeah, they have a cute dynamic together. I'm hoping Octavio can help him gradually build up his confidence with singing.

>>63626719
Well, he didn't care enough to stay, so that should be enough for you to move on already. It's been months, magmite. Find a new hobby, go to therapy, literally anything else besides looping through this every other thread

>Yahoo
Auntie is a HAG

>>63626719
either follow him to where he is now, find another oshi, drop vtubers/streamers in general and go back to 2d, or get therapy. the constant looping is gonna do nothing for you

>>63627096
He's only 26!!!!!

>>63627020
GB yumes are nutty

HE IS GONNA BURN OUT
AT NIGHT

>>63627020
Hakka would be proud.
https://youtu.be/Psj3nngWhnU?t=4394

Gibby is getting nutted on by crazy dave

>>63626953
Bettel is checked out (probably jealous of Jurard) and Flayon is busy yumebaiting his fans (probably jealous of Octavio).

>>63626719
Man, simultaneously going through the same "My oshi used to be amazing but is shit now and it makes me feel like shit" loop in two different threads is kinda funny lol

I can't wait for the 1hr limit to be gone, auntie will be fully unleashed.

>>63627096
I've been using my yahoo email since 2008

>>63627250
Real ones used Hotmail

>10 hour stream
WOOOOOO

>>63627250
I've had mime since 2007...
>>63627275
I wish I remembered mine before it shut down.

>>63627169
hehe

Auntie's proud of me... I'm gonna cry...

>>63627058
But it makes no fucking sense how things turned out. I FUCKING HATE IT. I hate it so much. Everything was SO GOOD and then this shit. It just makes me go insane and knowing there's no fixing it is making it worse

>>63627309
I still have my @hotmail address it's just on outlook now

auntie's smoochies sound so moist and soft

Kyaa, yamero~
https://twitter.com/catxelotl/status/1730198143630000187

>>63627096
Real niggas used yahoo and set the domain as rocketmail

>>63627332
anon please get on some meds. genuinely

Aunties kisses are so warm and comforting

>>63627309
my first yahoo email was in 2006 so I could verify my account on friendster back then. then i made another one in 2007 for another friendster account. the 2008 yahoo mail i have is now my main email. i've used it on my 3rd friendster account, and in my facebook account as well (since 2009). the thing that brought me to facebook from friendster back then was the games where people were encouraged to add other friends (classmates in my case) to increase your progress in those games

https://youtu.be/9YnVpyVpuFo?t=2678

Gibby...gone....

>>63627332
>become holostar
>get tired of it
>quit
There I simplified it for you.

this thread reminds me of past /a/ posts about how shounen can intuitively understand what makes male manga or anime characters attractive to fujos versus the bl directly made by fujo hands and their weaker appeal

I genuinely cannot believe we're going through this retarded loop again so out of the blue

>>63627332
He and Ves probably didn't like the plan that holostar management had set for the coming year, at the end of the day, this is a job bro

>>63627059
I also like how Jurard manages to break Octavio out of his character, especially seen during the MH collab. It's really nice when they influence each other for the better

I was tabbed out and then I tabbed back in at this exact moment and was so fucking confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqE0yFO1DsE&t=1112s

>>63627332
shit happens

>>63627662
Making bettelion recolors of Phantom has got to be one of the laziest fan designs I've seen...

Do you pet the cute Phantom?

>>63627561
>hey tempus!
>we're going to be releasing 4-8 new boys coming fiscal year so we're slicing your budget to make room for them
>you're going to have to work just as hard though
>oh they'll also probably stretch the fandom thin
>so you'll probably have to work harder, is what it is

>>63625526
>>63625713
He already scared off any potential yumes he's had when he did that cringey prince thing with ollie. He knows he wants to pander to the bros and made that clear from the start so there's nothing to worry about.

>>63627662
Me on the top right

>>63627913
DELETE THIS.

>>63627885
sorawrity

>>63626848
KILL YOURSELF

>>63627885
>already scared off any potential yumes
then how am I still here?

>>63627944
What? It's just 1 guy and 1 hakkito

>>63627950
It belongs to the boys now, sorry losers

>>63627974
You are gay.

>>63627885
It doesn't mean he's not gonna get yumes, and in armis he will probably end up with the most by total numbers. I think ultimately, at least for some part, that hard direct bfe pandering the rival company is/was known for looks boring to him long term

Magni is unironically a better fit for Niji, he is not idol material

>>63628009
i am a lesbian attracted to men? makes sense

>>63628081
2022chama...