/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63449292
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creation by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/c793m
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearance on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1728873254591562098
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Rissa butt

I love the shape of Nerissa’s mouth

i need her cope around my cock

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft before her vacation (we will continue to have sex during it as well)

I love my hardworking bird wife.

>>63449509
t. Kiara

>>63449509
Plap-anon is Kiara? Makes sense

>>63449509
the kikkericock...

I can't hear her lessons, nor her improvement on Lilium

I know shit about music, I just tell her she sounds amazing cause she sounds amazing to me

I know nothing about music, all her covers sound good to me sans magia sorry

>>63449895
A deeper voice like Aradia's is way better for it.

Cameos were a mistake

Speaking of covers, ff you could have her cover any song, what would it be?
the scott pilgrim anime makes me want a black sheep cover or even just singing it during karaoke SO bad

>>63450045
Disaster of Passion. She would absolutely kill it. I just know it.

>>63450045
Ashes of Dreams, Kuroi Uta, Gone Angels.

>>63450045
Duvet unironically

>>63450045
Snake Eater

>>63450045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYjIlHWBAVo

>>63450255
I forgot about this one!!! And Heaven's Divide.

It's okay Rissa, I'll take the lead
Those salsa dance lessons have finally come in handy

Picturing Rissa dancing around her room naked now...

>>63450045
not a cover, but I'd love it in karaoke
https://youtu.be/FmkHqUwa4zg

>>63450333
listen to any Kiara or Marine song and picture Nerissa dancing passionately in her room

This nigger keeps shilling his fucking cameo in SCs.

>>63449292
Raven's inclusion of her family makes me want other HoloMems to get their family on. Though I'd never ask them directly because of what happened that one time with Gura's mom where they were going to play CH51 but the wheels fell off right away.

>more cameos
man these people have no tact

Good fucking lord another cameo

These cameos are getting retarded. First time was fun but now you’re just begging for attention.

I hate this shit so much. First one was fun. This is the fucking FOURTH.

Neal...

>>63450449
or at least cameo other VAs and not the same damn person lol

she should ignore the next one

Should have went to sleep before she started that... stream ruined for me

The way she reacts to this, this won't be the last. People are going to keep doing this. Fucking Christ.

They're gonna run this shit into the ground like the happy birthday songs.

Rissa stop encouraging them

>I don't think these will ever get old

NOOOOOOO

"I don't think these will ever get old."
Yes. Yes they will. They have.

Actually getting second hand embarrassment

I don't really mind, she enjoys it and the money is not coming out of my pocket. But yeah, it would be nice to see other VAs.

she loves them, it's not ending

>>63450586
Good on him for making so much money of these retar-
>Get Gale
RISSA STOOOOP

Mane-chan...

At least get Karlach or Shadow Heart’s VA.

If Karlach's VA has a Cameo, I'd like to hear from her. Give Neil a break lmao

That Mane-chan? Me.

Starting to feel too much like twitch shit. Stop making all these fuckers part of your vtuber streams.

You will listen to 15 happy birthdays a stream
You will listen to 5 cameos from the same voice actor every week
You will see chat reuse the same joke for months
And you will be happy

I miss her already...

There she goes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCfIJgVM6M

>>63450787
Don't tell this guy about JP Holo events

>>63450586
your typical vtuber fans... they mean well but they can't read the room
also see: the weirdo that went hard researching that coat her rm wanted.

>>63450853
You mean the ones that happen like once a month if that? We don't need to have cameos from VAs every third stream.

Nerissa ain't shit.

https://youtu.be/EArBrNrVfFY?si=nl8_HeJPMEDkgiqJ

Birthdays need to stop
Cameos need to stop

It's interesting that she got into Kiara due to clickbait clips misrepreseinting her

The cameos would be fine every once in a while but with the fourth or fifth one in this quick of succession, it just feels like the buyers are attention begging and it's absolutely embarrassing

>>63450974
At least its been a week now, any other Bday cameos will be just weird AF
>>63450904
and so it begins...

>>63450815
I mean, you're not entirely wrong. It takes a while for memes and in-jokes to filter out of holo communities, from what I've seen. Just enjoy the ride

>>63450904
Actual schizo behavior

At least the next one will be my bro Gale

>>63451090
The first one was fine but we’re on 4 now, 3 of them from the same VA like, enough is enough.

>>63450974
Stop beng born, people!!!
I know what you're getting at, but people like attention and she is giving it to them. Sometimes being too nice backfires, and maybe the only answer would be to sing once at the end of the stream, or just a quick aknowledgement so people stop saying "it's my bday Rissa!"

>>63451340
We're on 5 actually. 4 from Astarion, one from Rock Lee. Yes Shadowspades did 3 Astarion ones.

>>63451448
>Shadowspades did 3 Astarion ones
pardun?

>>63451526 (me)
ignore i misunderstood that

>>63451448
There’s been so many I forgot there was another Astarion cameo.

Overall a pretty boring member stream tbdesu. She was understandably low energy after yesterday.
I wish she'd write down topics for discussion and not read supers mid story/thought. She loses her train of thought wayyy too easily.

>>63450045
Adieu Salauds, Stellar Stellar, Goodbye Declaration, Planet Loop, and like half of ZUTOMAYOs discography

>>63451863

>>63449292
Art source pwease?

>>63450974
Birthdays she may be getting tired of now since she's the one that has to interrupt her stream multiple times for them, but the cameos are likely here to stay.
The woman likes being pampered like that and only asked to stop the Astarion ones because of secondhand embarrassment due to the amount he was asked to do in short succession. Expect cameos of anyone remotely popular she admits to liking on stream from here on out.

>>63451863
couple gems here and there but yeah yesterday was possibly her best can't do that every day

>>63451863
That karaoke was so good, I'll take that over a member stream any day.

Missing the Risser....

RISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck it. Nerizzler.

Wake me up when January ends…

>>63455322
Nothing agaisnt the trip but I hope Rissa gets a powerful laptop which she can take to the trip and stream a bit or maybe do some twitter spaces with a bit of karaoke on them

>>63455607
I'm surprised that a Xwitter addict like her hasn't done much with spaces. On the other hand I'm kind of glad she hasn't because I don't want to check Xwitter for that

>>63455607
Kiwawa spaces guest starring newisa wavencwoft

>>63456888
>Maldives is utc+5
EUbros, we're getting Rissa doses and our sleep schedules temporarily fixed.

>>63456806
It's too cold for it now, but I'd love for her to take us with her on one of her walks sometime as a twitter space.

>>63451863
She was very tired after yesterday so that's why this stream felt off, I would say I didn't enjoy this stream but maybe because I'm already a bit tired of her just reading super chats with the same topics and requests in these last member streams, that's why the watchalongs and the one where she did that "ASMR" were great because they are something she doesn't do regularly

>>63457327
Yea... too much timelooping because of retards in chat.

https://twitter.com/hanada_yanochi/status/1729319258096910846
Someone is cooking Shioraven

>>63446210
going to need a bigger hint than this, what the heck is RM.

>>63459233
How new?

>>63459233
>>63446210
off topic
fuck off retards

>>63450904
Anon, you're talking about people whispering in a corner of the Internet about how much they'd love to marry and date her and you're thinking being helpful about merchandise is bad?

Your own oshi was as passionate about Kiara before debut as any of these other people and is getting a trip alone with her half a year later of getting in them DMs. Think about how wild that actually is.

Speaking of Kiara though, that trolling joke I also didn't appreciate with her because it felt like she was trying too hard to burn haters when she has legions of good fans plus it got several KFP too not just people who were haters or wanted her gone, then her fans were too lovestruck to admit to her it was a dumb joke, and was mean for a sweetheart like Nerissa imo. Though I will have to rethink an earlier thought I had of her being able to handle if Kiara did decide to leave.

>>63457256
Likely not because people in the neighborhood could say her name accidentally.

>>63451026
Getting people into stuff because of a single piece of red meat is marketing 101. Besides, she didn't really provide much context for the deacon story, she did sound like her and her sister just jetted when they were approached when in reality she appreciated the compliments but was surprised someone just sat there listening to them. Although that still shouldn't have been too surprising if they started belting in an empty church, she even mentioned the acoustic support in the explanation. Not that retarded for the clippers really.

>>63458786
Why are Nerissa's tits like a writing desk?

>>63460438
>whispering
Not me.
I SHALL MARRY NERISSA RAVENDORK.

I’ve already married Nerissa Ravencroft.

Newissa kawaii uwu?

>>63460438
>it felt like she was trying too hard to burn haters when she has legions of good fans plus it got several KFP too not just people who were haters or wanted her gone, then her fans were too lovestruck to admit to her it was a dumb joke, and was mean for a sweetheart like Nerissa imo
nigga chill you're reading too much into it
go watch a Mexican Novela if you want more forced drama in your life

>>63460438
Kiwawa's thing was mostly for funsies anon, and it seems people that were watching her stream knew beforehand.
I think Rissa would be able still to handle Kiwawa graduating since that would be a process and she would've talked with Rissa about it, they're close enough to tell each other these kinds of things.

Sticking out your gyatt for for the Rissa

>>63461405
She should spank my Latina ass

>>63451863
She had topics to talk about because members is mainly her being able to edge off her filter. Its just that she loses track of the conversation precisely because she likes to chat. Someone might come up with something interesting she likes to chat about, and she stops. The main problem was the birthday spam. It was cute that even with the added confidence, and that church story highlights it too,in the back of her mind she can't fathom people just being enraptured by her singing to beg for it with a superchat, despite saying with her own mouth that is what she was hired for. Its adorable.

>>63460642
Stranger things have happened. I never heard of a fan getting invited on a pleasure trip by their favorite celebrity two months after starting work on the set, but her we are.

>>63461615

>>63461615
Your grandma would be disappointed in you for falling for a gringa

hey lads
im listening to her latest unarchived karaoke and gotta say she sounds pretty nice, it seems that she finally feels comfortable doing karaokes

>>63461071
>>63461267
Perhaps. Nerissa being genuinely upset about it before finding out and me being a tad jealous admittedly that the chicken has been slightly more salty even when she has been getting a lot of Ws relatively might have gotten my dander up.

>>63461615
She did say that she wanted to be sung to. And besides, she likes to have Spanish romantically said to her, you can score big points now if you send her a small vocal sample. So Latina femanons who want to get into Holo, now is your time to shine. A brave Jailbird already tried singing Lilium for her, be brave.

>>63461823
Me one day

>>63461955
Nah, no way. Don’t think she’d care

>>63462083
I’m glad you like her, remember to member for quality quantity

>>63462242
If I get around to learning the bass I can serenade her fr fr

>>63461955
>Implying
I bet she would be one of those
>se caso con una wera para mejor la raza

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>63462304
I even have the song.

https://youtu.be/MjCPUMobXAk?si=Nsc2tXyqPlnB3uIA

If she played this game I would die its perfect and we'd get to hear her opera belting so much during it.

>>63462598
I also wanna sing to Rissa but I don't want my friends to know I changed from [REDACTED] to jailbird. That and that I suck at singing.

>>63462598
Why is there random Latin in this lmao? Sounds good by very…complex for adding the Latin. I’ll keep this on hand

>>63462780
Everyone knows Latin adds to the spookyness, even RE code veronica kinda has it, except no.

>>63462491
Slower.

>>63452137
No idea actually. I definitely initially got it from twitter but it's no longer on there it seems.

>>63464151
Baker killed an artist confirmed, the question is why.

>>63464151
ogey

>>63462491
Rissa you're going to frew up!

>>63464198
>>63464278
Ok, I found where it used to be.
https://twitter.com/AZBYilu/status/1724589978616029436
But the artist account is empty now.

>>63465246
That's spooky

https://twitter.com/WaterRingArt/status/1729406312620986719
Dayum

>>63467817
Nice

Lovey-dovey hand-holding baby-making sex with Nerissa is all I can think about.

>>63458786
I SEE AREOLAS! MY ADS!

>>63467817
hmmmm her face looks like a child

ShioRaven doko

>>63468354
Shioraven no more, it's KiaRissa now

>>63468570
True, ShioRaven stonks will plummet during January, didn't even think about that

Shioraven will be canon

I prefer MeiRissa...

>>63469007
based

>>63469062
it's the horsegirl stuff that sold me on it. so much cringekino shit they could yap about together...

I love how Nerissa absolutely reclaimed her throne for the best EN singer

>>63471069
IRyS still shits all over her talent and ccv wise unfortunately. She can still sing a nice tune :)

>>63450045
I just want Nerissa to find out about Nightwish and symphonic metal

Nerissa Ravencroft and her clean butthole

>clean

She's horny for astarion, again.

So given her interest in a particular type of men, are you going to take acting classes and go full theatre dude

No because I’m secure in the fact she loves Latina women

>>63474636
Are you a girlfailure?

>>63474710
Yes

>>63468765
Shioraven offcollab will happen and it'll be kino still excited for Kiarissa tho

>>63474750
But Rissa only gay for hololive members

>>63474955
EN4 it will happen no I’m not delusional

Also this isn’t true, she wants Karlach to fuck her brains out

>>63474413
Either she got up really early or never slept based on when she rt'd that stuff... oof

>>63475904
Nah, Karlach not really got her like Astarion did

>>63476579
Neither did Biboo (streaming) or FWMC (Twitter + Reddit). Not sure on Shiori?

>>63469193
I like it too. Its got that best buds vibe that is about on par with Biboo and her. Just tomfoolery all the time, but that is why her getting on with Shiori is so good. Kiara pairing just doesn't feel as fun since Kiara spends most of the time fighting against her inner geek it seems, and Rissa can't really geek out, which is one of her strongest points. I mean sure its adorable for her fangirling for Kiara, but, I dunno, Biboo, Shiori, and Mumei just feel more...honestly adorkable to me, I might be alone on that.

>>63478550
BASED BASED BASED

>>63475904
She definitely is hot for Karlach, but if there was a decision that needed to be made, she'd box her and pick Astarion, that is just how Astarion fans (and mind you, I didn't say fangirls, I said fans in general). Look what happened to poor Wyll, Shadowheart, and Gale. Second fiddle, we must be honest with that. Vamp boy love burns too strongly. Which makes me think, how Vincent is gonna be for her for FF7 Rebirth.

But as for you for EN4, Latina Femanon, get those serenading points in early so you can get in the DMs. Perhaps you can steal her away from the dulcet Neil tones and vamp love.

>>63474600
You can't really judge that. She furiously loves Astarion, but she also likes Rock Lee above the crush she had for Sasuke. Theatrical, passionate people do attract her, so maybe that is why Lee got in, but she also liked his nevah give up mentality.
Being unabashedly chuuni and ambitious sounds better if you recognize her thought patterns.

STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR NERIZZLER
YOUR SO BAU BAU
YOUR SO BIBOO TAX
I JUST WANNA BE YOUR SHIORI

>>63481424
i don't understand this world anymore

Nerissa is going to marry him

>>63481424
I have to watch this every time it is posted please stop posting it to save my sanity.

>>63481731
Shanebros… it’s over…

>>63481731

>>63477678
What the hell was Advent cooking up at 3am?

>>63481731
Possibly, the hair definitely I can see her vibing with. She played FFXV right? Do you think she stans Ardyn or Ignis? Or maybe its a curveball and she was a Prompto girl.

https://twitter.com/Hoshiiii_art/status/1729518494155493867
SEEEEEEEEEEEX

Reine working on a cover collab with Nerissa.

>>63483069
Whoops posted the wrong one. Here's the correct link.
https://twitter.com/Hoshiiii_art/status/1729156406635532338

>>63484216

>>63483539
so it begins

>>63484216

https://twitter.com/thekaiyip/status/1729518889363784145

I want Nerissa to berate me and treat me like dirt

>>63488662
Don't lt your dreams be only dreams, send a SC asking for it

>>63490443
And I'll whisper... no.

For me, it's Aradia

https://mega.nz/folder/6UgQxboA#M_s3uBC4Hne90P_epnvObg
Remember to have the movie ready for the next watchalong!

shioraven love

>>63493927
Shioraven my love. Those tentacles that are gonna fuck them? Mine

>>63483069
she liked it

What are the chances that the SC reading stream gets completely derailed by live SC reading?

>>63494304
I intend to do just that. It's time to put my journalism hat on tonight.

>>63494304
>5 x ITS MY BDAY RISSA, PLEASE SING
>1 x RISSA I HAVE ANOTHER ASTERION CAMEO TO SHOW YOU, PLEASE WATCH.
Etc

>>63494304
close to 100% I'd say. Probably gonnabe the first stream I miss of hers. I don't like SC reading streams so gonna pass

>>63483539
Yuri will ALWAYS win.

Sorry Rissa, it’ll be a background stream tonight
I spent my spacha money on the merch kit instead

>>63494304
yes

>>63494304
Not completely but there'll be some that distracts her from reading them all.
>>63496335
wtf I love this it's so funny.

>>63495599
SC streams are like day offs for poor EU fags like me honestly. She can fuck it up however she wants, I gave her permission.

>>63495680
Thoughts?
Pavonashi did it last year

>>63496480
She has the list of em, so it'll be fine, its basically gonna be free zatsudan as it won't take long since she focused it entirely on the birthday. She's been ina bouncy mood lately, and just got an Astarion jolt, it should be decent.

>>63497458
I'm not opposed to it if Nerissa flies to Jakarta or vice versa, but they would have to start streaming FWMC style for some time

>>63497458
it would literally save the thread if Nerissa is not streaming

>>63497458
For when they go to their trip? They're gonna be together most of the time, it'll make sense.

>>63497458
I don’t want their egg schizos.

>>63497739
rissa already have her own

>>63497500
>She's been ina
No…

>>63497739
They're already here every time a Kiara collab happens. And this will be a multi week collab.

>>63497458
It'd make sense, although I am not into Kiara much anymore besides some RPG stuff since she rubs me the wrong way, it's make sense to do so for convenience's sake.

>>63499025
She rubs me the right way with her soft hands.

It's the end for this ship...

>slower December
>multiweek vacation January
This is a perfect time to wean myself off this temptress

>>63499608
Shiori is gonna be there for the next Terraria stream to keep the fire alive.

>>63499259
Not yet Nerissa, you got to get overseas first for that. The sleep deprivation is making you see visions.

>>63499847
fire fire light the fire

>>63497458
Combining for the vacation makes sense, I'm not exactly thrilled by the idea but it could help keep the thread alive. As long as we can still be ourselves I will tolerate it

>>63499720
This succubus will get her fangs into you again, just submit

>>63499608
Shioraven is eternal you dumb fuck, she loves Shiori too much to let her go

>>63499720
Implying we won't have New Years surprise Ravencroft Family shenanigans. Besides, they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, you may not escape.

>>63500361
Even after the Maldives trip?

>>63500074
So, to know what her effective limit is, what are some of the most out there things that Marine did which Rissa could potentially repeat?

>>63500580
Rissa is making a harem, she won't be swayed of her dream no matter how good sex with Kiwawa is.

>>63500580
Watch streams. Nerissa is making a harem and she loves her wives equally.

>>63501041
>>63500766
That's like saying she likes everyone in BG3 equally. She loves them all but in both cases there is an undisputed favorite that transcends it all and that no other can ever dethrone.

>>63501366
We could discuss this here, or we could wait and see how time proves me right or wrong.

>>63501366
She’s literally said she loves all her wives equally and doesn’t want to pick one over the other. Watch streams

She loves me especially. I'm her legitimate wife.

>>63501895
I wrote this.

>>63501895
>>63502013
Less 4chan, more working on getting on EN4

https://twitter.com/Chisoona/status/1729425844089864594

i would like a rissa gf now thank you

>>63504703
She’s my wife sorry

>>63503621
Sorry wrong link. Here's the correct one.
https://twitter.com/Chisoona/status/1729156406635532338

>>63504900
you can't fool me again motherfucker

>>63505005
Why is it so compressed.

>>63505477
anon......

>>63505536
Eh?

>>63505536
anon you should already be aware that we have newfriends here, be gentle

>>63501366
Well, its no different between one's kamioshi and an oshi. And even then, she'd be torn if you put Marine in the room, because if there is anyone that would *get* her even transcending language barrier, its Marine. Kiara just has the advantage of being someone with an underdog story and speaking English. Marine attracts similiar types, but she got the chops.

https://twitter.com/girarikyo/status/1729632086028378501

>>63507184
That wine bewteen her breasts? Me.

>>63507184
why can't she be real FUCK

>>63507563
She is real, she’s streaming later tonight

>that sound of silence duet with anerissa
god damn

>>63507184
https://litter.catbox.moe/5kbtla.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/589fx8.png

>>63505825
>if you put Marine in the room
Rissa and Marine get locked in a "you can't get out unless 100 orgasms are reached" room. They're eating at a nice ramen shop an hour later.

>>63507184
It's a personality test on whether you go for the blood and lips, or the wine and breasts.

>>63508489
I want all of it

Need Risser...

>>63509364
Just a bit more, jailbird. Be strong.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1729644671310147793
Savings!

sometimes it feels like hololive is one big sex party that i'm not invited to

https://twitter.com/daydarion/status/1729533062067761637

>>63510071
Nah that's just streamers in general

>>63509933
Smart chicken, if left to Nerissa there would be a chance she'd "forget" to get the tickets for the way back.
>Oops Kiwawa, looks we're living together for a while longer~

>>63510071
sorry
you'll get the invite one day

Ypu think Rissa will ever do a members only karaoke?

>>63511240
I don't know why she would unless it was practicing songs she doesn't know at all.

>>63510095
Wrong Link sorry.
https://twitter.com/daydarion/status/1729156406635532338

>>63511904
Stop it!!!!

>>63507563
That's the thing, she is, and there unfortunate thing is there are innumerable types like her, Shiori and Nerissa weren't lying even if they speak froma position of having vast social networks, its just probability is mega low geeks hook up sadly. Its dry as hell, but thats because we all honestly make it that way.

>>63511973
Yeah we're all terminally online and don't want to go outside so inevitably none of us meet each other, unless it's on a walk or at Culver's~

Thinkin bout the wife while eating culvers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV73po6l2oo
Bday superchat readaings today! It's gonna be a zatsu stream at the end, but don't miss it!

>>63497458
The Pavonashi thread seemed fun and alot of OC came from it. But I don't know if I would want to deal with the schizos that /wawa/ have to deal with or the schizos that plague the thread during Kiara collabs on a daily basis for a week+.

>>63512853
Thanks Rissa

>>63512853
>typo
It really is her...

if we combine threads, are we really going to use "chicken soup"?

Can we combine with /mep/ and just call it /dyke/

>>63513607
Any better suggestions?

>>63513607
I don't think anyone actually likes that name...

>>63513607
KFOPE, dunno, someone more creative can come up with a better name.

>>63513607
If we combine with /mep/ too we can call it dyke it would be so funny (to me)

>>63513795
I'm too uncreative for that, I just follow orders. I've been using that name, my folder for them is also called that.
But I just don't like the name much. My only hope is someone creative comes up with something.
Best thing on my mind is SunRaven, but that's not much better than chicken soup

>>63509933
Today Kiara was talking about how much they lovebomb behind the scenes and their shared concerns, and excitement for the Maldives

Hajimatteimasu!

Wife on the telly!

My wife on my monitor

There she is

Hololyzer mentioned

She's so awkward.... I love her

>you guys are so big
yes, yes I am

Thank You for the Supa: The Stream

>40% done in 15 minutes.
Yup, gonna be zatsu.

>>63516976
Better be

story time

I've never watched a super chat stream before.... why did I start

No wonder your internet sucks Rissa

>>63517160
This is what the thread begged up, eat up soldier!

My little man...

>little man is a black cat who used to be a stray in the city
he's literally a nigga from the streets

My wife, she likes to show me before swallowing

She repeated it again while bobbing her head this time.

just got here
is she not reading the SCs at all?

>>63517663
Low tiers get a mention, higher ones are gonna be read

https://streamable.com/87potk

https://files.catbox.moe/a3r2pq.mp3

>>63517350
If it's between this and reading during a stream... they're both awful choices. At least with the dedicated stream, I guess I can skip it...

as much as supa streams can be dull its still way better than having her reading them live during regular streams

>>63517795
Oh good god....

>>63517814
You can wait for the VOD and skim it for her tangents while skipping the superchat stuff.

>>63517160
Same. Just be thankful for the stream, soldier.

It's that it?

>>63517894
Good idea, I have some of the last BG3 stream left, so I'll finish that up and then watch the vod later or simply catch up at 2.5x speed if she's still going

nerissa...

Nerissa.....

Called that shit when she was looking for the frame.

>>63518584
Was there any other possible option

https://streamable.com/8i96v1

https://files.catbox.moe/aeidsw.mp3

I hope I'm not missing too much bros

Someone snitched

LET HER ROMANCE SHIORI

SHIORAVEN BROS!!!!

>>63518939
About what?

>Nerissa is the easy route
kek

>Nerissa is easy
I'm in

>>63518987
she can't swim

>You guys are so mean
>You guys are so sweet
So, which one?

>>63519258
Ah, I thought someone /here/ was actually secretly making a Nerissa dating sim or something.

>>63519405
You? Mean horrible jailbird.
Me? Sweet wonderful jailbird.

That's 100% on her end.

>Blame YouTube
ogey

>>63498411
wouldn't our schizos be "feathers"? new KFP members have an egg badge

>>63519830
>>63519868
no YT has been shitting the bed with livestreams for a few days now, so she's actually right this time

gunpuku mentioned

>>63460438
>>63462242
While Kiara has had a lot of wholesome friendships, she's mostly used to being the clingy one. So she's probably still not used to someone like Nerissa being more clingy than she is which sometimes leads to seemingly underestimating the massive love Nerissa has for her at times. She's so used to giving and now she gets to receive.

I want her to chop me up

She needs the chug chug emote

>>63521241
She mentioned a while back that she's not gonna get more emotes for a while, which is a shame cause she can insert 50 Emotes in total due to how many members joined her.

Honestly I do love Nerissa but some of these SCs are cringe as fuck.

>>63521443
She's cringe, so we are

>>63521443
+$100 to ready some cringe is pretty worth.

I think Chase's wordless akasupas are based

>>63521443
As long as they're having fun, who cares.

>>63521443
Compared to how it can be, everything she read today is super tame and proper.

Bijou’s brainrot tiktok song is stuck in my head please help me

>>63521745

I WANT YOU TO CRY CRY FOR ME I like twice

She loves me...

>>63521840

She loves me specifically

https://twitter.com/_se_t_/status/1729684659884146997?t=lN6k2Io-rYX-007GqWX4gw&s=19

I have a tiny rissa dancing on the bottom right of my screen

I love when she gulps water
the asmr will be so fucking sex

>>63521745
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAA

>>63522138
I have a tiny rissa dancing in the corner of my right eye all day long

Sorry that she’s taking so long, she’s giving me head

She still so fucking wants it

that fucking brat

She'd make a great mother, huh...

Brorissa you little shit

Why would her brother be at a childbirth class with her...

>>63522728
They need to take the baby home anon... Like a real baby...

>she thinks there's an english version of Monogatari

Soundpost-dono…

>>63521745
>>63522149
how ya feeling

https://twitter.com/Mikururun/status/1729682761735139353

MAKE MY GYARU WIFE UR BITCH NERISSA

>>63523301
That's actually funny

She wants me to fuck her.

>>63523154
I feel my brain size decreasing

Gay

WTF

Okay, maleanons. You heard her. Put on the dress.

I'M SO FUCKING IN BROS

I'm so in

Hairy bros we winning!!

I’m so fucking in

RISSA THIS IS NOT A MEMBER STREAM

I'm never shaving again ever.

I WILL wear a skirt for Nerissa

This girl won't make me post my picture in a skirt, I promise... Maybe...

my fetish spread is perfect for this woman.

Where's that Dr.Phil image?

I chose the correct time to unmute the Nerissa stream.

Mostly tuned out of this stream but I tuned in just in time for that lol

>in front of mirror
>check 5 o’clock shadow
>time to shave
>Nerissa comes in and pouts and tells you No because she likes how it feels
>nuzzles against your stubble
JUST

SHE NEEDS TO BE INSEMINATED SO BAD

she's so fucking horny

This is why midwestern families are so huge, their women are fucking begging for it.

Is she ovulating?

I'm 100% certain I would've went schizo for this woman if I wasn't already in a committed relationship.

S... should I move to the midwest, bros?

This is not a member stream Rissa what the fuck are you doing?

s-should I post my legs

The Rissler is horny

>sharing a bed
Okay, they're 100% fucking

>I’m going to be sleeping with her
Heh.

She unironically joined to fuck her oshi, I kneel.

Holy fuck she’s horny today.

Holy shit, she's actually down horrendous right now

she's masturbating right after the stream

>kiara is going to the maldives with her
its over

Nerissa’s taste in men: Paul Bunyan or Patrick Bateman

>>63524267
And if you send the picture, she's gonna be shlicking to you

Do you think she's convinced Kiara to have e-sex with her already

THE TIMING LMAO

Why couldn't she be this unhinged yesterday...

>>63524392
I can't believe the SC stream was all a front to thirst on main

>you WILL grow a beard
>you WILL wear flanel
>you WILL chop trees with an axe
>you WILL marry and impregnate a midwestern hag
And you will be happy

HEELLL YEAHHH BISEXUAL QUEEN LET'S GOOOOO

>>63524392
Orgasm'd before stream. She must not have been able to reach it today...

Jewelbird bros...

it's giving pan

>Astarion always looking at her
So that's why she's so horny

I didn't think Biboo was sexy until her recent cover

>>63524513
She’s so bisexual rn it’s giving me whiplash like girl I’m still not over the I’m going to sleep with Kiara comment and she’s talking about men again

You will never be a foppish bisexual vampire.

That pillow between her legs? Me

>>63524653
the nerizzler song?

>>63524666
Nerissa is living proof that bisexuality does exist, there's no way a lesbian or a straight woman can oscilate between wanting to fuck men and women like that

Preparing thread.

>>63524529
Biboo's charms will grow on her.

>>63524849
https://youtu.be/NfhJK602XdE?si=RuDL2N69fcex4IuI

>>63524885
Fresh thread.

>>63524964
>>63524964
>>63524964

>Shiori was very horny last night and confirmed she’s on her period
>Nerissa is horny today and js ovulating
THEY ARE

>>63524885
>>63525104
thanks chef

I think she got her paycheck today and is realizing she's fucking set for life. Fuwamoco were super happy last night too. It's been 3-4 months which is when people get their first Holo paycheck after monetization.

I think I have a humiliation kink now
thanks, Rissa

Butthole