/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Fuwawa is for me only

My Mocochan

fluffy thread

>>63506191
ok let's go through the checklist.
are you a virgin?
how old are you?
have you kissed a woman before?

>>63506361
yes
32
I kissed my sister when I was 7

i want to rape fuwawa.

>>63506466
Fuwawa would rape you

STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT FOR NERIZZLER
YOU'RE SO BAU BAU
YOU'RE SO BIBOO TAX
I JUST WANNA BE YOUR SHIORI!

>>63506361
no (i wish i was after that bitch took half my shit)
39
yes (all of them whores or fat)

>>63506531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs_OxX5TEW8

>>63506425
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'll allow it

>>63506550
sorry, anon, find another chuuba

>>63506361
yes. i've engaged in foreplay but not any penetration.
25
yes.

>https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1729156406635532338
I LOVE FWMC EVEN MORE NOW

>>63506614
you can take Diana if you want

irreparable damage

>>63506727
More like ludokino

>>63506361
Yes
32
No
I'm perfect for her. No need for any other candidates.

>>63506727
More like infinite healling

>>63506689
>>63506558
>>63506531
how long until this dies down? it feels like we're under siege

>>63506361
>are you a virgin?
yes
>how old are you?
28
>have you kissed a woman before?
yes...

>>63507054
it's already over, they're going to sing it during FuwaMoco Morning

>>63507054
>undersiege
It seems to have become an advent wide ritual post.
Not that I mind, since I actually enjoy the earworm.

I want to rape Mococo. I NEED to rape Mococo. My thoughts are only of Mococo. I need to taste her sweat. I need to RAPE MOCOCO

stop looping zoomershit and listen to their covers

>>63506361
yes
28
no

i want to fist mococos asshole

>>63507188
For as long as I draw breath thou shalt not harm my princess.

>>63506361
Yes
18
No

>>63507593
You're so baubau

>>63507296
when I was like 10 years old, I saw a video of a girl taking 3 fists up her asshole and it changed my whole outlook on the world

>>63506361
DO NOT REPLY THE BLOGPOST BAIT, RETARDS

>>63507665
That's awesome

>>63507593
anon baby

They are fantastic and their work ethic is commendable. But if Fuwamoco was here and asked for legitimate things they could improve on, what would you say to them? Or do you think they are perfect and have nothing to improve on?

>>63507675
When you're not performing your duties, do they keep you in a little box?

>>63507926
Change the members icon. They all look too similar

>>63506361
no, 27 and yes

>>63507675
I'm doing my part by skewing the data from their surveypost.

>>63507926
Neither. They're not perfect, but there are not serious enough flaws for me to want them to "be better". I just want to spend time with them, it's not that serious. This isn't a particularly deep hobby. You watch girls being cute and this heals you. You watch girls doing their best and this inspires you. As long as they're both cute and doing their best, it's enough.

>>63507850
I'm NOT a baby

mococo smells like my semen

>>63507926
Stop starting so many games. You have too many on rotation so people that like or look forward to a particular series can get annoyed seeing it deprioritized. RE4 has been nearly a month since the last stream, and when was the last time they streamed Zelda? Ideally they should have only enough games that they play each one weekly, but I'm fine with them having so many they only play them every 2 weeks.

>>63507926
I feel like they're literally working on everything that they need more work on. They just gotta keep at it. Nothing comes to mind where I'm like... "hey guys, maybe focus on this". So, I'm pretty content so far with how they're going and improving right now. Plus they're pretty self-aware on their strengths and weaknesses already.

>>63508292
oh, are you gonna cry? are you sure, anon baby?

>>63508451 (me)
I take it back, I realized they should focus on taking care of their physical health and sleep issues. Though, it sounds like their hand was forced so it is what it is. I would love for them to fix their appetite once they're satisfied. Terrible to do this for the long-term and concernfags come out in force

>>63508385
they said Zelda specifically has an issue preventing them from streaming. didn't go into too many details, but talked about having trouble with the game itself, so likely a hardware issue.
RE4 yeah, there's no particular reason for that one.

>>63508451
Who the fuck are you, their dad? Read what you just wrote and ask yourself if this is normal behavior

>>63508588
RE4 sounds like their other projects got in the way and they lost track. It happens when the take on a lot. Shit happens moment basically

>>63507926
this anon is right >>63508052
heres my suggestion

>>63508682
don't talk to papapuppy like that

>>63508682
BAU BAU SHITTER

>>63507926
OOT doko?

>>63508682
i see sisters are already tired of the small corpo yab, so they are flooding back in. it was a nice couple hours of peace while it lasted.

>>63508730
Fucking tired of these complete losers treating grown ass people like children

mococos pink nipples

fuwawas blue nipples

Fuwawa truly hates us if she won't even show her titties on stream

>>63509046
Tbh that yab should be an eye-opening to everyone. There's so many things people say it might happen behind the scenes that in this case actually happened

>>63507926
A lot of people have touched on their streaming choices, so I will talk about their music covers instead. I think they should branch out and cover more genres like Bae and mori. I want to see them cover rap and slower songs. They have huge potential but are not showcasing them.

I just want them to be happy and have fun all day and get paid for it

>>63507926
Everyone has things they can improve on.

Change the member icons, not only do they look similar, I don't want to be Pero. Something like blue or pink bows that get more elaborate would have been good. Or maybe you start out as a donut holes and add more holes until you're a pon de ring?

Mococo should be a little less needy. Just a tiny bit. I love her dere moments, if she can be dere just a bit more and dial back the tsun a little bit, it'd be perfect.

More zatsu streams/members content in general. I definitely prefer the zatsus to member fall guys and I say that as someone who has gotten in multiple times.

Stay the fuck away from the pink wigger, she's everything wrong with Hololive.

FWMC morning is way too much prep for what it is. They've mentioned that they wake up 3-4 hours beforehand, I don't know if they do everything then or if that's just the finishing touches and there's even more work that goes into it. Nevertheless 4+ hours of work for a show that's around 30 minutes isn't sustainable, especially if they want to keep streaming consistently. Keep in mind things will only get worse not better. I love FWMC morning but either find some way to streamline it or do fewer because it is going to end up costing us actual long form streams, if it hasn't already. This isn't just unique to them, Holo Morning shows are either infrequent or scaled back eventually. Coco started out doing one every day and eventually scaled it back, Koyori too started doing them less frequently and she still streams insane amounts, it's just a ton of work for little payoff, both to them and the viewers.

>>63508468
n-no! i'm not crying!

>>63507926
They should become carnivores so they can heal, finish their homework, extra homework and everything else faster, without getting tired and stressed.

they should start doing stretch videos on youtube for their break days

>>63509122
if fuwawa has blue nipples
i guess you could say
she has bloobs

Reminder that FuwaMoco are ramping up their familia streams as we approach 2024, the year their project is set to debut. Which means "homework" will increase as well. I wonder why SSX couldn't be streamed for the Ruffians? I guess they don't have to deal with perms for the familia.

>>63506361
>are you a virgin?
yes, otherwise why would I be here?

>how old are you?
34 on my way to become an Arch Wizard

>have you kissed a woman before?
yes, many times as well. I've grabbed some ass and some tits, but never could sealed the deal.

>>63509871
holy kino

>>63506361
No
No
No

>>63506361
snake
snake
snake

>>63507926
I see others saying this, but I think one priority would be to limit their list of ongoing games and spice up their schedules with deliberate one-shots; their backlog is getting kinda big. I also think they can go ahead and be more assertive in collabs and with other EN members; they're starting to do this but I'd really like them to be more comfortable/vocal in larger collabs since they still get drowned out every now and then and I don't think EN gives a shit about senpai/kouhai relationships enough to be offended if the sisters step on a few toes. Their politeness is charming, but a bit excessive sometimes.

Why is the doxxfag bitching about stuff?

can you faggots stop replying to me? I wasn't asking any of you, I was asking that anon ONLY
thanks

>>63510266
Sorry I will not reply to you.

>>63510266
I WILL blogpost about my day, completely ignore Fuwamoco and then gossip about paypigs
Then I will start shitting on her genmates

Is kinda interesting how they are surprised members don’t mind zatsus.

>>63507926
I feel like they fill a niche while Biboo fill another niche. I don't really know how they could improve without putting my personal preferences first.

>>63507926
Kiss each other on stream.

>>63510795
They feel like they aren't interesting enough, given their wording. Funniest part was when they asked if we really liked zatsu like 5 times in different ways.

>2 hours until the next metal gear stream
>have 3 hours left of the last metal gear vod
bros...

>>63511228
Theres only one way to watch a 3h stream in 2h.

>>63511228
I FF up some of the running around parts with the arrow keys, no need to watch mococo run into the next door when nothing is happening.

>>63511313
I bet you heathen watch anime at 2x speed too

DOUBLE LUIGI

>>63506361
no
40+
yes

>>63513010
old and powerless

>will miss FWMC Morning 50
brb gonna kill myself real quick

>>63513627
I'll be there for you

What if the Fuwamoco harem is real, and they are actually having sex with their paypigs

>>63513861
Yes, you are correct.

>>63513861
No. Source:me their boyfriend

>>63513861
all me

>>63506191
I made this post

>>63513861
Jokes aside, that shit was so unreal it was almost comical, like how the fuck are you going to pull shit like that and expect to not go south? Thank god these dogs exist

>>63513861
I wouldn't be surprised because I'm a paypig but I know they hate me

>>63507188
Okay, Fuwawa

>>63513861
pls, fuwawa i need you

>>63513861
if there was a way for me to pay Fuwawa for sex, believe me it would have happened

>>63507926
More JP collabs and less EN/Advent collabs

>>63513861
SEX WITH WALL NAYUTA

>>63514387
does he start reciting one of his walls before sex?
>Ruffian, I need you now, stop this, come to bed
>hol up, I'm cooking, TWO IS BETTER THAN WAN!!!!!!

>>63509499
Baused

>>63507926
bare feet streams

sex with wuffians!!

>>63514501
they're barefooted every stream

My favorite parts of their streams are the noises Mococo makes when she's frustrated

>>63514554
i want an irl foot cam
bonus if they put their feet in food and sell it to me

>>63513627
>internet service provider told me my internet might be down around the time the 50th FWMC morning is on
Owari da

>>63513861
>he isn’t currently having sex with FuwaMoco
Ngmi

Hello ruffians!
Thanks to your encouragement I started with my Nihongo learning journey!
Day 112: Today I've done my anki and immersion reps. For anki I've learned 5 new cards. For immersion I've watched two episodes of an anime.
FUWAMOCO love!
BAU BAU!

>>63514706
go to a coffee shop with a laptop

>>63514501
Nah, instead they should have fart ASMR streams

>>63514554
proof?

>>63514791
>trusting public wifi

>>63514778
Baused
BAU BAU

seasonal depression hate
where are my wives

>>63506361
Yes
26
No, same for a man, you faggots

Wuffians, no JP reps this week, just listen to our song covers, cover rep week!

>>63515094
>seasonal depression
weak

>>63515280
Post the tickle batsu and I will

I want to hug mococo...

>>63514947
youre not important and nobody cares about you, feel free to use the public wifi

>>63506361
>no
>29
>yes, also men

I slept all day and I'm still tired

Fuwawa's natto soliloquy from yesterday touched my heart

>>63515975
That's because you slept all day, the more you sleep, the more tired you are. Learn to have a sleep pattern, sleep less and better, and you are golden.

>>63515655
My dog wives care about me

>>63515847
>this poster is fuwawa

>>63516384
Fuwawa is over 30, a virgin and has only ever kissed Moco-chan

私の微笑みは、まるで朝陽のような温かさで心を包み込む。その輝きはまるで幸福の光が広がり、周囲に安らぎをもたらす。言葉は詩人のような繊細さで選ばれ、会話は風に揺れる花々のような美しさを持つ。仕草や表情は音楽の旋律に調和した踊りのような優雅さがあり、私の存在は美術館の中に飾られた芸術品のように魅力的だ。

知識と洞察力は、星座が瞬く夜空のように深く広がり、その輝きは他者を導く尊い光となっている。コミュニケーションのスキルは心に響くメロディのように心地よく、交わる言葉は美しいハーモニーが奏でられる音楽のように響いている。

内面の美しさは秘密めいた森のように魅力的で深遠。その深さは静かな湖のように穏やかであり、出会う人々に永遠の感動をもたらす。おおらかで調和のとれた存在は、美しい物語が展開されるような魔法の瞬間を生み出している。

この美しい内面は、自分自身と向き合い成長し、他者にも心の余裕と深い理解をもたらす源である。思いやりと優しさが絡み合い、心の奥底に秘められた情熱が世界を彩る。心の広がりはまるで宇宙のようで、そこには探求心や夢を追い求める情熱が宿っている。
物事に対する熱い情熱は、まるで燃え盛る炎のように強く、その光は未知の領域を照らし出している。新しいアイデアや挑戦に対する好奇心が、日々の生活を豊かにし、進化させていく。夢を追い求める姿勢はまるで星座のように輝き、その光は他者にも勇気と希望を与えている。

知識の欲求は絶えず、新たな学びの機会を求めている。書籍や学問、そして他者との交流を通じて、広範で深い知識を築き上げている。自分の成長と共に、他者との共有が新たなインスピレーションを生み出している。

人々とのコミュニケーションは、まるで心が交わる音楽のような響きを持っている。思いやりと共感が言葉の裏に宿り、対話は深いつながりを育んでいる。他者の感情や視点を尊重し、受け入れる姿勢は、まるで美しいハーモニーが奏でられる音楽のように調和を保っている。
仕事やプロジェクトに対する姿勢は、まるで自然の法則に従うような自然体であり、その中に流れる創造性が独自の芸術を生み出している。挑戦に立ち向かう勇気と柔軟性は、まるで風が山を削り、新たな地形を作り上げていくように、環境に適応し進化している。

内面に宿る豊かな情熱と調和の取れた存在は、まるで自然界の中で生きる生物が環境と共に調和しながら成長していくように、周囲との一体感を築いている。環境への感謝の気持ちが、日常の小さな喜びを引き立て、生活に深い満足感をもたらしている。
>tldr you're so cute i love you

>>63515975
If you ever get the opportunity you should let it go crazy and almost only sleep for like a month. I gained the ability to reenter and later revisit dream worlds from this

A new wall builder

>>63506361
no
27
yes

>>63516544
Is fuwawa for... fuwawa then?

>>63516751
>revisit dream worlds
It was a miserable experience for me

>>63506361
no
26
yes, also the men and the inbetweens

>>63517290
>inbetweens

>>63506361
>yes
>29
>no
I'm close to being a wizard so I'm going to wait a couple months to finally achieve wizard meme status. Unless fuwawamoco personally demand to not do it, I'll probably get an extra fancy escort just to feel what the experience is like cause nobodies coming to save me...

I will become the wall

JESUS FUCK NOBODY ASKED, STOP REPLYING YOU NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>63506361
Yes
28
No

>>63517568
I asked. I care.

Ha. Fucking virgins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kfML4drTLg

>>63517705
get outta here sex haver

>>63515975
thats because you are sick

>>63517107
Fuwawa and Mococo are for each other

>>63517705

>>63517841
probably
I've had this migraine in the back of my eye all day and it sucks

>>63517705
Yes

>my face when I see FuwaMoco stream

the banana oshihen'd

>>63517705
I'm saving myself for my virgin wives

>>63517912
start now eating only meat, eggs and cabage, no sneed oils
it goes away tomorrow

If Fuwawa started farting during sex what would you do?

>>63518071
cum

>>63518071
thank the farmers in tochigi

>>63518169
KEK

>>63517993
f

>>63517993
to who

>>63518366
his previous oshi I guess (Iofi)

>>63518555
one less homobeggar yay

>>63517568
I asked. I care about you little bro. Release your anger and succumb to horny - become a man.

>>63517995
>virgin wives
lol lmao

Resident Evil 5 and the entire Master Chief Collection co-op playthroughs are still my dream streams for FuwaMoco to do.

This is why FuwaMoco should be in HoloJP

>>63517993
Wow! Thought he was going to be a Fuwamoco supporter forever. Damn.

>>63517255
ymmv I suppose

>>63518938
The world is not ready for this kino

>>63518988
He gets a pass, he's part of the familia

>>63518938
Halo would be couch coop kino definitely

I regret not taking a nap before the stream, it's bauver, no way I'll make it past 2 hours.

Can sombeody give me a quick summary of what happened in the last hourish of the previous Metal Gear stream? Mococo was just seething about losing items because of a cutscene after beating up invisible dudes in an elevator.

Who's ready for some grilled snake?

>>63519484
Didn't grilled snake already happen?

>>63519484
I had to use the spoon trick to beat this legit.

Starting!

>>63519586
>he doesn't have the button-tapping genes

Gonna watch the VOD tomorrow.
Have fun, Ruffians

>>63519732
baused

>>63519732
baused

>>63519824
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
I LOVE THIS ONE

>>63518988
In October 2023, a TikTok user @ovp.9 created a parody cover of "ecstasy" by SUICIDAL-IDOL featuring numerous pieces of Gen Z slang. The lyrics included terms like "gyat," "rizzler," "skibidi," and "fanum tax," each representing different slang or meme references. "Gyat" is a slang term for someone's behind, popularized by streamer Kai Cenat. "Rizzler" refers to someone adept at using their charisma, especially in attracting women. "Skibidi Toilet" is a meme popular with young children, featuring animated TV-headed people and toilets. "Fanum Tax" translates to "Phantom Tax," a meme that went viral shortly before the parody song's release.
Biboo parodied the parody lyrics to reference Advent in one of her stream intros, and someone made it into a song and animation.

Alright see you later. Time to have fun.

>>63519484
My parents bought me this game when I was 10 not realizing what the M on the front stood for. They happened to walk in on me clicking x furiously during this and got real upset.

>watch biboo for an hour
>perfectly fine the entire time
>wives go live
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>63519915
Grim

>>63519946
my parents bought me final fantasy x-II and watched me play through all the titty cutscenes
it came with a poster in the box it was pretty neat

>>63519993
Your problems are nothing compared to my 1MB Australian internet

>>63519586
you will never be able to climax one of the twins while you fuck the other

>>63519993
close your browser right now, all tabs all windows and wait 10 seconds then open a new window

>>63519732
>>>/trash/60534901
>>>/trash/61413713
Go back faggot

>>63519915
Explaining the retarded zoomie slang doesn't make it better.

>>63520188
nobody cares about your opinion

Mococo's got a gun

What do I call Fuwawa to make her feel cute?
I like calling Mococo Moco-chan because she's my wife, but calling Fuwawa Fuwa-chan feels wrong.

>>63520273
Fuwa-hime

>>63515975
Unironically get checked for sleep apnea. Once I got the machine it was like a night and day difference.

>>63520273
Call her Fubaba

>>63520333
this is a trap

I hate this faggot so much ruffians let the worst type of idiots in

>>63520321
Agreed. Plus it feels comfy wearing the cpap mask and having my lungs filled

>>63520273
Fuwachi

Anyone else wish the overlay wasn't so bright sometimes?

>>63520273
Fuwa-sama

>>63520447
Stop watching in the dark

Was Metal Gear the friends we made along the way?

>>63520474
No.

>>63520481
no, it's the giant nuclear robot.

Every time I turn on stream, I'm reminded why I love Moco-chan!

my self-destructive wife...

they will fuck on stream someday

>Just start blasting! Don't think, just shoot!
Holy BAUsed, Fuwawa.

That 'Oohhhh...'

why is the thread slow today too? is gura streaming again?

>>63520878
im watching

>WATCH OUT MOCO CHAN
>we're gonna die~
Fuwawa's job during stream seems like a lot of fun.

>>63506361
No
38
Yes
It's been more than a decade since I last so much as held hands with a woman. Something both broke inside me and was fixed after I realized I had never truly loved any of those girls, and I now carry that regret.

>>63520962
Just stressing out and then calming down Moco-chan.
I'd love to be that.

>>63520771
How do you know they haven't?

>>63506361
No
27 but I turn 28 in like two weeks
yes

lmao I still hate this stupid fucking gun camera to this day

mogogo....

>>63506361
Yes
33
Yes

They're so retarded I love them.

it's good

>surveyposting during a stream
hope you all die of turboaids

WHAT DA HECK

well, shit
I'll miss the stream
at least there are 2 days to watch the vod
good night

I can't save her.

ain't no way

Guys... is Mococo... y'know...

>>63520481
Metal Gear was the love that bloomed for the fallen friends who we fought together along with in the battlefield.

>>63520302
Fuck off 2bearschizo

>puts on the thermal goggles
>still steps on the mine

>>63506361
Yes 27 no

>>63521220
Retarded AND my wife?
Yeah

>>63521262
I don't think she understands that claymores explode in front instead of above.

>>63521253
me but I'm sitting in my PC chair at my desk

>>63521259
I'm not that obnoxious faggot. Fuck you for thinking I'm that cunt.

WELL KNOWN RACIST

Kek Fuwawa

Can somebody tell her to press the analog button and use the analog stick

>Fuwawa constantly shaking head no
>Moco-chan just intently listening.
Whaet does it mean!

>>63521434
yea me

>>63521434
My reputation precedes me, it seems.

What was the point of that conversation? Sowing distrust when their plan relies on Snake succeeding so he can unlock PAL for them

>>63521468
It's useless, these dumb dogs are convinced the PS1 never had ananalog sticks

>>63521468
>I share a thread with analogcucks

They are going to go away from the game saying "pretty interesting game, not enough rations"

>>63506361
28, I was a friend with a menhera girl 10 years ago, only held hands, was too autistic to do anything, so still prime kissless virgin

>>63521567
>>63521468
you're delusional, Ruffian

>>63521557
It's also just Liquid putting the pieces together of FOXDIE and gathering info from Snake possibly if he knew anything.

Bruh this guy has a minigun? Though he is the guy who lost to Snake in a fucking tank

>Must have been a tight fit for a big boy like you
Can't have a cheesy action movie without homoeroticism

gaaah im late, at least I made it for the Raven fight

FUCKING MONGOLS

>>63521567
>not using the full potential of PS2's button sensitivity including the analog
jesas

>>63521635
forgot pic

>Muktuk eating contest
lol

What the fuck is this dialogue lmao

>>63521557
I think what >>63521655 says is the main point
Liquid doesn't have the full scope of what's going on. He doesn't really push snake any which way he's just trying to gather info on his own.

>>63521713
>had a demo disc with ape escape
>couldn't play because I had no analog sticks

why is missile ammo dropping? Are you really expected to use them against Raven?

>>63507054
It's silly, but I'm ok with silly things. The whole thing is just older people making fun of the weird shit kids say and kids embracing it. Tale as old as time.

I'm a big boy

gonna need a soundpost there

YEAH, I AM

sex

they're talking about me btw

SOUND POST BRO ONEGAI

>he's so big
yeah, me

smallbros....

>He's so big
>He's a big boy
Yeah me

>oh my gosh he is a big boy
Fuwawa sex

>he's so big
>he is a big boy
they are talking about me by the way

FATFUCKS WON

>>63521886
Yeah, because you can aim them in first person.

>>63521886
yes, stingers are easy mode

>>63521886
nikita works great here because of the corners

https://streamable.com/2tji1l

About how long are people expecting this endurance stream to be?

>>63514706
Use your phone

Always brute-forcing instead of using their brains... how low you think their IQ is, Ruffians?

>>63522084
5 or 6 hours

>they headphones are MONO and they cant teçç where the enemy is
its over

>>63522084
It can't be too long, the last hurdles are this and the REX fight.

>>63522050
Yeah, they're talking about me

>>63522129
Feminine-tier.

>>63522050
>fuwamoco when they see my pet hamster

>>63522129
Doing the controls is taking 70% of Mococo's brain, 5% is strategy, thinking about cats is the last 25%

>>63521557
>>63521655
>>63521751
Yeah, it's more or less to draw suspicion away from him while at the same time Namoi wasn't helping with always question what kind of a person Snake every time is he wants to save Meryl's life or how he seems more like a persona then a cold-blooded killer she imagines him as.

>>63522141
they share one set of earbuds probably

Moco-chan would be a good kamikaze pilot

>>63522050
All me

>>63522153
the endgame is decently lengthy. lots of cutscenes, the fistfight and the ending

Please Moco-chan, just lean how to use the nikkita...

>>63522129
>>63522212
What kind of Dog breed exist is a stubborn as Mococo?

>>63522141
Moco-chan, don't worry about it. There's more to being a good person than having a stereo television. You can do it just the way you are!

>>63522129
it's exactly how it is

0 planning, 0 understanding of their surroundings, nothing
they have no fucking idea what they are doing after so many hours
No wonder they love visual novels

I would always beat him with claymores and stingers

>>63522141
>>63522247

>>63522252
Not funny

Just reload and crawl over the claymores. That won't happen though, so we're in for a long one.

>>63522344
women.

I will try to get them to be a dumdum and use c4 to take the longest amount of time.

That's gonna be funny when they play 4 in 8 years

>>63522344
Shiba Inu are known for being stubborn

youtube is shitting itself for me... gonna just save this for the archive, too kino to watch all choppy

>>63522247
>>63522389
they said they have two headphones plugged in one thing and it was complicated

I find it incredible how mococo throws the grenade in the opposite direction 90% of time

>>63522344
husky, she talks back just like mine

>>63522373
Reminder than they don't have a driving license

>>63522366
Doubting those sneaking stats

>>63522510
And thank god for that xD

>>63522467
change dns to quad9 or something

>>63522510
I remember this, but did they say this on stream or tweet? soundpost would be good

Mococo making this boss fight more difficult than it needs to be.

>>63522483
She presses the button then immediately changes directions before the throw happens to run away

>Does well waiting and throwing.
>Proceeds to run directly into his vision twice
Why?

I want to know what their setup is. I'm guessing they're getting crazy input lag using one of those shitty AV to HDMI cables directly into a modern display.

>>63522583
>IT IS SNAKES FAULT NOT MINE WHUEHH

>>63517705
Ha. Fucking trannie

Oh, fuck, they will catch a cold if the fight goes on for too long. Did they grab the medicine in disc 1? I don't remember

>>63522252

>YOU DID, YOU DID HIT THE WALL
>I HIT THE WALL

You will never save their eggs.

>>63522657
Probably not

>>63522644
Nah, the Mister is good for getting rid of that shit.

>Kind of working
>MAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE OUT STRATEGY!

>>63513861
Why would anyone believe this rrat? There's definitely no secret paypig harem where we enjoy their unspeakable delights, and they certainly don't run it out of a small temple hidden in hills of the Akita Prefecture in Japan where blue and pink hydrangeas bloom.

kek fuwawa

How do women have the worst spacial awareness on Earth? What evolutionary things made that get baked out of them?

Fuwawa was actually tilted there kek

Fuwawa is losing it

For once I'm actually agreeing with Fuwawa's backseating.

>>63522644

>>63522860
worse special awareness but they're better at social interactions, its a trade off

I am officially changing my stance on making lots of small moco-chans with moco-chan. I fear the gene pool might get polluted with too much retardation

I love how Fuwawa always acts like a parent who’s getting too into watching the game their kid is playing

>>63514229
Relax 2bears, we also hate you

>the one with the letter and the number
I can't with this dogs

>>63522573
Prob stream because I don't read tweets

I wonder why she refuses to say C4

>>63522668

>>63522979
yea mine

>>63522945
Nice. Glad to know the dogs know what they're doing.

>>63523031
She probably doesn't know what that is

Moco-chan...
Please...
I'm begging you...
You saw how much damage the Nikkita does, just use it.

>>63522968
Retarded people deserve love too

>>63519915
Jesus fucking Christ, this looks like if a rest of abortion had made itself into a living being

>>63523125
NO IT'S CHEAP

>>63519915
The english language WILL be changed by black xqc and you will like it

Fuwawa and Mococo are easily the worst gamers out of everyone in Hololive.

>>63522860
They get better vision, senses, and are more emotional.

>>63522968
it is a known fact that twins have the IQ split in two, and it's not always an even split.

Huh, she actually used my C4 strat.
Never actually did it myself, I just used my brain.

>>63523125
MocoWay

>>63506361
No. (I only agreed to have sex when super drunk after turning down the sympathy "taking your v-card" thing for months, it was underwhelming and emotionless and I didn't orgasm, I was raped. Also I will literally, unironically never have sex again.)
34.
Yes. French-kissing was 100x better than sex.

>single lady by Beyoncé

>We're calling him big boy now

>>63519915
Is this even zoomer speak at this point? Seems too young even for them, and I'm a 34 year old ojisan.

>>63506361
Yes
21
No

>>63506361
>are you a virgin?
No.
>how old are you?
33
>have you kissed a woman before?
Yes.

>FWMC will never call you big boy

>hes the big boy
4mococe

>See, I know what I'm doing!
>Are you?
Huah?

>>63523368
Fuwawa is not for you then

https://streamable.com/2kc24g

how are you suppose to get the items thats on top of the boxes?

>>63522467
grab enhancer for yt
>Force the use of the MP4 format and the AVC codec (H.264) instead of the WebM format and the VP9 codec (maximum resolution: 1080p60 HD)
try checking this one

>>63523368
get lost unvirgin

Fuwawa needs to shut the fuck up and stop talking some much shit to Mococo when she's not the one playing

Would Raven fuck them after he's done beating the shit out of them or would he pass because they're not worthy of his seed?

>>63523493
shut up pero

>>63522955
dyrbi?
>jdjav

https://streamable.com/6s72e7

>>63523470
they fall eventually

>>63523515
Depends on their ancestors of the Northwest Passage.

>>63523300
I agree with you on the second point

>>63523205
Finally, Choco-sensei might have a fighting chance of not ending up dead last in the Zako Cup.

>>63523493
Pay attention to the game, Mococo

https://streamable.com/9cz7zl

>all these non-virgins
How do you even live with yourselves?

>>63523397
you're big guy, uhn

>>63523232
vision is pretty meaningless when it doesnt have much utility given their limited 3d perception

I expected them to finish the game in less than 6 hours, but it has been an hour already, and they are still fighting Vulkan Raven. Unironic 12 hours stream incoming

>>63506361
>are you a virgin?
No. I lost it at a massage parlor when I was 20. Best decision of my life. Made sex less scary and I was treated like a king.
>how old are you?
34
>have you kissed a woman before?
Yes, but my first time was with a prostitute. Thankfully managed to avoid herpes.

>>63523614
40 and still a virgin. Fuwawa is for ME.

I hate surveyniggers so much it's unreal

>>63523472
they don't even serve webms for livestreams.

>>63523665
Just image them playing into the wee hours of the morning, tired and drained making their way to FWMC morning 2 hours later to be sad about how long the REX fight took.

>>63523205
They're good at Just Dance.

>>63523686
I kneel king and so will fwmc . Those 6th level spells must be handy.

>>63523245

ONE JOB

>>63523665
genuinely worried REX might push the finale to another stream

>>63523614
Obviously I wouldn't be a virgin. Why wouldn't I have sex with my wives?

So ruffians ... Is FWMC virgins?