/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63479740
Anon you're only supposed to post schizo ratts, not plausible ones.

I don't know about the timing and all, but she's definitely a parent now. I agree about the book from the Sendai stream. Holy shit how much easier it would have been if she just said it, its frikkin normal to have kids her age.

>>63479740
We all know

She's been pregnant since 2021 according to schizos on here. get better material.

>>63479740
Now track any canceled streams to figure out her menstrual cycle and you can narrow it down even further.

So what you're saying is that, while pregnant, she attended multiple concerts/cons, had several trips to Japan and even did some moderate exercise in 3D during a shill stream?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, me.
I'm the father and the child.

>>63479941
So she might have multiple children. It's clear she's made a major life-change over the last two years, a husband and child(ren) fit neatly into that explanation

>>63479740
>Mori commented on some whiskey next to merch of Gura, saying to keep it away from Gura implying that Gura is abstaining from alcohol:
oki doki

>>63479740
It’s me I’m babby can confirm

>>63479740
I beleb it

I don't want to believe you. No one's cum is good enough for my goomba.

>>63479941
Wasn't the house hunting thing a little over a year ago? She claimed she didn't move, but she was probably thinking about more bedrooms.

>>63479740
jannies will delete this because it's real

>>63480028
Or you're just grasping for straws and it's bullshit. It's more plausible that Haachama had a kid because of her sudden six month absence than Gura being her usual lazy self.

Doesn't it make way more sense if she gave birth last year and now has to take care of a toddler? People have plenty of time when pregnant, not when they have to take care of a newborn who needs to be fed every 2 hours

>>63479941
What if she had Irish twins?
What if she's already pregnant again?

>>63479740
I believe this!

>>63480014
>attended multiple concerts/cons
>attended
She gets beamed into the cons, couldn't even sing at the last one and who knows when her mocap for concert appearances are recorded.
>trips to Japan
that she had to get cleared with her doctor to take?
>anemia, otherwise undisclosable health problems
She has been gone for such long periods for the last year and half and is unable to share anything about what she is getting up to. I unironically beleeb that this rrat could be true.

Why even be on /vt/ if not for rrats

>>63479740
she's birthed 40 of my children anon, I just didn't have the heart to tell you

>>63480014
>>63480334
>During pregnancy, the volume of blood increases. This means more iron and vitamins are needed to make more red blood cells.If you don't have enough iron, it can cause anemia.

>>63479888
Not really isn't she like early 20s?
Only people that have kids that young are either from flyover states or religious.

>>63480393
oh shi-

It wouldn't be fair to Guras Best Friend to be chaste all the time. She has a life outside of streaming. She needs to do Life Stuff.

>>63479740
OGEY

>>63480393
fuck

>>63480416
No she's mid to late 20s. Like most of us.

>>63480135
Swedish jizz is good enough for this fish.

>>63480416
Gura is Catholic.

>>63479888
Her unicorns would try to murder her.

She really is the vtuber equivalent of pewdiepie.

>>63479740
nice bait nigger

I can't believe someone filled her goomb. It should have been me.

>>63480416
Lol I've seen porn stars from 10 years ago still advertise as only 18. Guess can't be in her early 20s forever.

>>63479740
>Gets pregnant
>Suddenly a disabled fuck who can't do anything.

>>63480477
this board is full of underage b&. average age is probably 21 max.

>>63479888
Anon... if only with homocollabs the unicorns act like it's the end of the world, what do you honestly think would happen if Gura (of all the unicorn pandering vtubers) announced that she had a child?