/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm liking this stream a little too much

Jurard is a special needs child

Oh god... he really has a tiny dino brain

jurard... neglected single child...

rex-kun... why would you be interested to play with random liquid in the first place

commandments doko

>>63470984
I need art of shota jurard happily playing with some mysterious liquid

>>63470856
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>63471030
I declare this thread defiled

turns out the darwin award isn't real

Cute chuuni shota rex

>>63471054
AMEN

poor t rex balls...

Imagine the suffering kino of a clown/trex off collab

it's great that princess is easily embarrassed

>>63471054
bless, amen

>>63471054
Amen
Why does he talk like he's been hit multiple times?

>>63471162
ryonabros I need fanart of this

He has a brother... brothers are really the cutest

kek

>jumped out of a jeepney
>they were going to the cemetery
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

this dumbass

>suggesting holo only hires dumb people

>>63471268
>it was because his brother got left behind
>he didn't stop to think and tell the driver to stop
His poor dusty unused brain

>clackers
How. Did he hit himself with them?

>ADHD toys

holy kek

Someone draw hakka as jurard's hand

>>63471332
Is it not

kek cute retard

Is this the actual reason why Shinri's arm is blue?

>>63471308
>he didn't stop to think and tell the driver to stop
He did. I heard him say it earlier. The driver didn't stop, so he jumped out of the jeepney

He really does like the pain ToT

>>63471394
Yes he dm me about it

>Doing wrestling for real

oh I agree with him honestly

he just called chat fatties

Thats not weird at all sore muscles feels like progress

can we talk about balls

kek

>>63471551
making trex cry by punching his bawls

I hope he doesn't give up on the gym now, it's going to keep him sane

he has herpes..

>canker sores
Does he not use mouth wash?

i really need a series of rex vs regis

Oh. Here we go LMAO

>brother(s)
He's getting cuter and cuter

WHAT THE FUCK

It's over he's infertile

Is he the little brother or big brother?

>>63471700
He is the stupid brother

I have officially become parasocial towards Jurard T. Rexford

AIEEEEEEEEEEEE IM GONNA SAVIORFAG

>EMOTIONAL TRAUMA
Oh god, no...

is this a bit

>>63471748
Never mind its just the dog movie

>hurt himself with recoil
Of course

He's so fucking stupid but my heart is going dokidoki this can't be happening...

>>63471850
Don't you want to hurt him more?

I don't understand what's happening, why do I suddenly like this loud dumbass now

Wtf

Fuck I can phantom feel that....

>very rough massage
ToT

Almost drowning???

oh this feels good kinda in the same vein but i used to slam a stapler on my hand but it was kinda weak and didnt work well

>pet conure
jesus aren't those the parrots that screech at a gajillion decibels compared to other parrots

calf cramps are the worst thing

>falling off a water tower
How is he alive

I thought he was gonna put calf cramp in feels good that would have been psychopathic

Didn't know how to cut his nails? What?

>>63471874
I wasn't a sadist before but I'm starting to feel it..

rex really did jump off a balcony lmao

>>63472037
He is built for ryona, I need it

this guy is just straight up retarded

What is his brain size

HE'S BURNING OUT

HE'S BURNING OUTTTTT

How is showering during a fever painful?

>>63472084
Its ok burns are only in ouch tier

these poor asian kids lmao

vomiting is painful? huh?

I want art of him throwing up

I need to hear him vomit

I want to hurt him to hear his funny noises

KEK

So he likes getting scolded

>shikamane bonks make him feel confused

kek

last one is the OP image. baker-san is a prophet.

ryonaposters, current status?
horny

>>63472173
Actual spinning stars in his head

>>63472194
I knew I liked it but not this much

>>63472194
I want to rip his flesh off with my teeth to hear his screams

>>63472223
Thats...

>>63472194
I need to twist him a little bit

I expect shota rex ryona on my desk by tomorrow evening

>>63472141
The leftover acid on the mouth and throat make it an uncomfortable experience.

Shinri schedule updated
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1729441232064311389

so is rexy the big brother or the little brother

>>63472194
I'm thinking that I can just beat him and he wouldn't hate me for it.. he'll just think he did something wrong as be good as new the next day (emotionally) TT

>>63472223
nice

>>63472322
I'm guessing middle like ruze or youngest

DEATH TO ALL RYONA NIGGERS

>>63472405
cuts your throat

>>63472325
>I can just beat him
>he'll just think he did something wrong
Oh thats good holy sex. Retards are the cutest

Anon that said he sounded like their video essays... it's probably because he watches those essays lol
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1729433485134172308

>>63472299
what's different?

>>63472481
Mainly moved the collab and announcement to his break day

Yukoku Roberu

>>63472299
>i'll start streaming less
>goes from 5 streams a day to 8
>two days doubled up

>>63472673
Ryonasisters to Jutard… insanely packed schedule to mama… everything is being stolen from Bettel

>>63472435
a lot of his gaming takes sound regurgitated but at least they're not bad takes

Anyone else getting kind of nervous with Tempus burnouts and breaks and the announcement this week

>>63472730
nope

>>63472435
kind of related, I feel like a lot of things I read or learned years ago on /v/ somewhere when anons actually tried to discuss topics back and forth ended up being restated in videogame yt essays after a few years of lag time

>>63472730
Nope

Bettel being sick and Phantom making soup for him together with Flayon while Hakka plays him soothing music and Shinri reads him a book

>>63472726
I don't mind it much since it's been stuff he personally does care about in his liked games. And I don't think he's the type to keep repeating himself in an endless time loop after establishing the specific types of games he likes the most

>>63472790
>I don't think he's the type to keep repeating himself in an endless time loop after establishing the specific types of games he likes the most
vesper....

>>63472435
Oh I didnt make the connection but I can hear it now

>>63472730
Nope.

Next stream is GB? These dead hours...

>>63472927
catch up on watching 5x one hour vods from all the new boys

>Jurard makes me wish I was more outgoing
>Ruze makes me wish I was unashamed about my interests
>GB makes me wish I was more emotionally open
>Octavio... don't really like him
ARMIS HATE

i really miss magni

>>63473234
Sounds like you really just hate yourself, anon

>>63473309
no shit i'm on 4ch of course i do

>>63473309
We watch vtubers thats more of a blanket thing

>>63473234
Octavio did you eat the dinner? Rest well don't hate yourself that mucg

>>63473237
He'll be 2d again soon enough

REX SEX

SEX REX

>>63474629
the more Jutard I see I think even more aggressively how perfect it turned out for him

>>63474721
samefag I meant model design

>>63474540
>>63474629
he's so hot

Jutard T. Yabmachine

>>63474629
i desire him carnally

>>63474540
>>63474629
Pretty...

Jutard T. Sexford

rex altare divegrass offcollab

>>63475292
Blessed Gibby

https://youtu.be/uo8KqPqKsqI?si=D8S08vyHC-YjWkxy

>>63476137
My all time favorite debut cover/song

Watching Shinri struggle with the cake part of the Amanda game... I think he started faking it half way because of the rampant backseating in chat. He hates that stuff and still I see membered kois do it anyway

>watching jurard’s ouchies tier list
wow. this guy is built different (retarded)

>>63476556
Yeah, bro was definitely a bit mad lol

>>63476556
do memberships really mean anything if you can get them gifted to you pretty easily?

>>63475888
Thank you, I have been having a lot of fun making these. Does any anon want one of their oshi?

>>63477398
Ehh, kois definitely have a lot less gifting culture, its pretty stagnant in there. And the concernfags trying to perfect him are usually bnfs of the mid-30s female variety who are no lifeing his streams, he definitely recognises them through frequent interactions.

>>63477419
hakka pls?

>>63477419
yeah <3

>>63477566
I tried it looks very crunchy

When did Shinri become so popular?

>>63477419
altare please~

>>63478555
huh?

>>63477419
RUZE pls and ty

>>63478129
>>63478556
Anons please give me a cute picture I can work with, I beg of you.

>>63478615
huh? are you telling me that axel pic is not cute? shit taste

>>63478615
wtf i gave you the cutest pic of axel i could find you just fucking hate me huh?

>>63478436
CUTE!! THANK YOU

>>63478614

hearing ruze's grumbles in the hunt showdown stream, the really low ones like when he goes hmmmm, did something to me or gave me a brainworm against my will

>>63477419
Octavio if it's not too much on your plate already! This is adorable

>>63479014 (Me)
I jobbed

>>63478825
>>63478859
Sigh...fine

>>63478984
AAA LOVELY THANK YOU SO MUCH I WILL TREASURE THIS FOREVER QQ

>>63479103
so fucking adorable. thank god you saw the light

>>63479103
amazing

Hello MANSIE how was the collab with Gibby and Octo?

>>63479103
i love you so much

>>63479234
Surprisingly fun to me despite the frustration of the voice dub perms issue. Gibby would add on some dumb bullshit to whatever the characters' lines were

>>63479014
>>63479070
Here ya go!

>>63477419
Cute Gibby. If you're still doing them, Arutea~

>>63477419
do vesper

>>63479414
This one is actually super cute

>>63479103
I am spreading my legs wide for you anon. I don't mind going lubeless. Don't mind my balls though...
>CAPTCHA: NY4HAG

>>63479610
With Magni gone, there is not a single starsEN that can match roberu, fuma and shien's whoreishness....we are lost

>>63479646
>no Rio
ngmi

>>63479646
I trust in Axel to be able to carry that legacy

>>63479646
magnis loss passed down the title of 69th member to the remaining ball in kintama bros. he'll save us

>>63479698
Rio isn't a whore, everyone is a whore for Rio

>Jumping from a 2-story building
>"I felt nothing"
>Showering during a fever
>"Very painful"
Lmao, what is this tier list

https://youtu.be/xQZzH3a7jFs?t=14687

>>63479785
>The person who gets fucked by everyone is a whore
>The person who fucked everyone isn't

>>63479810
It's nice to see that it isn't a bit and retardation was consistent throughout his childhood

>>63479414
CUTE CUTE CUTE thank you so much anon! Chu!

>>63479944
I don't know how Cover managed to find a man with an actual dino brain, but I applaud them for it

>>63477419
Mother

>>63479646
I can see Jurard filling that niche unintentionally. Maybe not as slutty but slutty enough

>>63477419
May I please have my ojisan beautified?

>>63480085
Unintentional but an unwilling slut is still a slut

It's over...
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1729383440053948617

>>63479439

>>63479414
>>63480222
cute
>>63479900
holy kek has he ever gotten that scared?

Which Tempus/Armis has the biggest goatse stretch?

>>63480211
oh so he did do it intentionally kek

Jutard fighting Altare would probably look similar to when Charlie Brown tries to kick the football

>>63480324
What a great image

LEADER LOVE~
Wasn’t here all day yesterday, hope you all had fun

>>63480324
>Would you like to see that with instant replay?

>>63480211
nice, now they actually have beef

>>63480392
NOOOO SHIKAMANE PLEASE TAKE DOWN THE VOD PLEEEEASE

>>63480211
Bye bye dino man o7

>>63480222
Thank you!!

>>63480025

>>63480153
It's grey because it's a funeral picture

>>63480222
Nice~
>>63480389
Yesterday was fun yeah, he was feeling silly

>>63470856
Ruze is so entertaining. I hope his first non-Armis collab is with Bettel.

Octavio please

>>63478907
I remade hakka because I think the other one was a bit ugly and I feel bad :(

>>63481758
I think he's cute, he reminds me of a little gay boy I knew in middle school

>>63481818
If it isn't a bother, please

Armis is full of Magni and Vesper's Spirit it's almost like they are their butt babies.

Altrex sex

>>63481048
Thank you!

>>63482035
do we have more lewds yet

>>63481869
Same, but mine's from high school. He's also the most spiteful two-faced snitch highschooler i ever known.

>>63481963
The spirit of Vesper has too much dishonesty to paint onto others' cheerfulness

>>63482035
>The fossilized remains of a T Rex was found recently
>Everything preserved though extensive anal damage was found in the specimen

Lol, those poor koipanions
https://twitter.com/YihoAlcor/status/1729495392499458549

>>63482035
>Red versus blue
>Hotheaded egomaniac personality versus soft emo boy
>Canon enemies
These two were made to be a yaoi ship wtf

>>63482474
Except this time the soft boy is a vicious top

>>63481914
This is my last one for the day

>>63482267
isn't this one or the characters in that spiderman cartoon meme?

>>63482615
Thank you!

>>63482615
NTA BUT SO CUTE
Rest in piss sweet prince... I still wish you were here with us...

>>63482244
Don’t think so, but things are cooking

>>63481963
Not really. Jurard is "What if Altare but loud and confident?" and Octavio is "What if Hakka and Flayon had a child that was adopted by rich Filipinos?"

>>63482035
can we choose good name for this ship please

>>63482567
keep telling yourself that cuckventurer

>>63483320
like altard?

>>63482473
Hilarious.

>>63483320
regord

>>63482244
Nothing explicit beyond what was already posted if you call that explicit

>>63483408
There are better ways to say you want to fuck Leader in the ass brother
>>63483427
Heh

>>63483320
leadino?

is Goldbullet going over the fan mascot designs today?

>>63483707
isn't it just art in general

>>63483559
You and I both know its not about what he wants

>>63483900
it's too early for this

I'm was not anticipating so many requests but I had fun and I hope they're all to your liking!

>>63483954
Yeah, it's about giving Altare what he doesn't want and mindbreaking him

>>63484076
thanks anon

>>63483900
Is that Magni's hand?

AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shinri being too obsessed with Altare that he starts ignoring Bettel and Bettel becomes depressed because Shinri never laughs at his jokes anymore

>>63484076
Thank you again, cute bubbie!

>>63484301
Why would Bettel be depressed if he has Machina Bettelyume Flayon

>>63484351
He's a clown and it's his job to make his guildmates laugh and happy, if he can't make Shinri happy anymore, why is he even there?

>>63484269
Oh nyooo~ he is in my walls~

>>63484522
somehow i don’t miss this nigga at all. i might officially be over it

ruze makes me ovulate

>>63484522
I still miss him and I hate it

>>63481818
oh i was out to see the doctor
thanks again, it's really cute, i will save them all <3

>>63484201
>>63484344
Thank you for letting me relive my 2013 tumblr phase

https://files.catbox.moe/10aiat.mp3

>>63484269
Sasuga blue rapist

>>63484159
Out of line for this thread, but I like your vision

>>63482615
Mein kamioshi can't be this cute

>>63484597
when he rumbles from his, idk, chest voice it's like when do we get to have more of that where it lasts longer than 4 seconds

>>63484736
this still makes me laugh kek

auntie on the telly
https://youtu.be/LqAt1rZTrVg
https://youtu.be/LqAt1rZTrVg
https://youtu.be/LqAt1rZTrVg

>>63484597
same

Just saw Shinri's updated schedule, do we know who'll be in the Mario Party collab? I'm looking forward to the announcement during it- group cover involving collab members perhaps?

Auntie sounding extra gay today

auntie dont eat the dog food

>>63485009
Axel is a bit busy right now and Altare has a stream one hour before, so unless they jump on call for the announcement I think it’s just gonna be VG. Bettel comes back tomorrow

>>63485061
Dog food actually doesn't taste that bad

>>63484925
this is one step away from furry stuff

Auntie says he loves me (*>v<)ゞ*゜+

rich auntie...

He's like positive affirmation ASMR but its actually comforting and feels like its from a distant aunt

So many graphics it's like I'm watching a kids tv show, cute!

Joining holostars just to start your debut stream, say a gamer word, end stream and graduate right there

I gotta learn art so I can get a badge from auntie

>>63485266
All his visuals are so cute

>>63485124
I admit I think j'zargo in skyrim is pure sex

>>63485311
It's cute, just like him!!

He knows...

>Regis
He must be doing this on purpose at this point...

>>63485479
He called him Altare recently so yeah, I’m starting to think so kek

he's trying to kill artists with praise

These graphics and sounds are so polished, auntie has such high production value

>>63485631
I was thinking that. I wonder how much he commissioned for them

>>63485631
I hope he gives some of the boys advice in the future

imagine being directly praised by auntie…

I will learn to draw better to make Auntie proud...

>>63485715
I don't think any of them care about it, maybe Shinri but he likes doing these things himself even if it'll look goofy

>>63485677
I mean they're just like a note pad and a projector screen so it might just be royalty free images he bought or he just drew it on his own.
>>63485715
Everything is going so smoothly I'm so impressed

>>63485777
I'm sad I gave up on drawing now... I wanna draw fanart too

>>63485715
the rest doesn't even care to try and set up collabs 10min before start, i doubt they are interested in this

I don't think he knows what cumbersome means still

>>63485880
If you make it small/cartoon and cute with a cute idea it's easier to make it look good with some practice

>>63486026
I snorted this is hilarious

>>63485984
I've tried, even that's too hard. I'll stick to writing

Rrat: Octavio is Phantom

>>63485967
Shinri and Altare slander

when is this guy gonna draw on stream himself

>>63486141
That's the bit, he's never going to.

>>63486026
kek, cute

>>63484351
Flayon redirected his yandere tendencies to the machiroons ever since Doppelganger came out. That ASMR stream probably made Bettel smash his keyboard in two.

They have their old people talks...

Gonna learn to draw better so Gibby can compliment me onstream

>>63486026
What's up with the Axelotl plush?

I know I shouldn't but I felt attacked by Ruze. I had plans to draw some shota versions of the armis boys but now I just feel like he would block me on twitter if I posted it.

>>63486638
He won't notice unless you're lewding them. Share them. We need more shota art anyways

>>63486638
block him first

>>63486638
idk what you have in mind but he liked chibi fanarts anyway

>>63486638
if you lewd them you should block him anyway but normal shota art is whatever

yaoi review when

This is what blocking your oshi on your art account is for and the best shotacon artists don't sexualize in ways normies catch onto anyhow.

>>63486638
This is what blocking your oshi on your art account is forand the best shotacon artists don't sexualize in ways normies catch onto anyhow.

>>63486757
>>63486810
how many times are you going to job

>>63486757
>>63486810
jobberchama...

It must be so nice to see the chat react to your drawing too

Holostars English Holdfast:NaW collab

Fire punch jurard...

They eat Jurards tails???

EVERYONE SHUT UP, IT'S CONFIRMED THAT JURARD'S TAIL IS EDIBLE AND GROWS BACK

>>63487105
No, Ruze eats glass

>>63487110
It makes sense that slowpokes may be some kind of distant cousin to Jutard

>>63487110
that was confirmed before

>>63487110
He's not a t-rex, he's a Slowpoke

>>63486638
Just don't have the shota act out of character obviously.

Auntile loves Armis so much uueh

He knows this is ruze's mama right

>>63487206
What if it's in character for me to molest shota Rex

>>63487265
no kek

"It makes me think 'you have reasons to live'"
GB has gone through some stuff huh...

>>63487341
He's so aggressively gay I wouldn't be surprised

He's so emotionl right now TTwTT

rumao what a dumbass

>if you’re a big fan of
>*looks around*
>bara tiddies

This art review kinda reminds me of that one collab art review that Sana did...
I haven't thought of that in years.

>"I think I might be the only Holostar who has cried on stream"
He's never watched Shinri, huh...

Is Goldie going to surpass Shinri in the number of times they have cried on stream?

>>63487433
Isn't he supposed to be a hakkito?

>>63487369
Gay and Puerto Rican...he probably has gotten hate crimed before

>>63487433
He's never watched anyone it seems like LOL

>>63487471
Yeah, that's even more confusing.

>>63487341
He used to live in an area where he could be held at gunpoint just going to a corner store, who knows what else he's seen or been through?

>>63487433
hakka cries every other stream...

Bro Gibby and Octavio’s stream last night was so fucking funny. Such pure “bros fucking around” energy… Why does so much of Armis remind me of early HQ…

>>63487510
Like father like son...

That kiss felt so warm...

>>63487486
he sure did watch nowa kek

I miss Aunty Goldie...

>>63487433
Maybe he meant like the only one to cry this fast, it's literally only his 2nd week

>>63487433
Altare has cried, Axel has cried, Hakka has cried, Shinri has cried... I forget if Magni, Vesper, or Bettel cried on stream. Flayon won't let himself cry on stream, from what's been said in the past.

I think we talked about this in a previous thread.

>>63487594
nowa cried on stream? i don't remember

>>63487540
yeah that's the reason why old HQ artists and clippers who have been hiatus are active again recently

>>63487187
Nah, slowpokes can't screech like this
https://youtu.be/cMDU6ll-Qm0?t=754

>>63487715
that bitch did cry but he didn't cry out loud
but I mean he knows nowa's bit like spear, rotated, and we ball, he must have watched some of nowa's stuff

>>63487862
VG really missed the mark on what people wanted when they decided to not collab as much

>>63487682
I think Magni got emotional playing his birthday game. Not sure if he ever cried outright though.

I love this trend so much, fuck (@svdaaa_)

I WANNA COLLECT DA BADGES...

7 hours of dead

Punpunwan my negrito

>>63488362
Funny thing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negrito

>>63488253

>>63487965
honestly still kind of bizarre to me that cover saw what people liked about HQ and went
>let’s hire a bunch of twitter fags with zero group chemistry for the teenage girl audience next

>>63488730
Stop samefagging anon

>>63488745
bullying weeny wex

>>63488698
Wait I thought it was just a card in loteria. Negritos are real????

>Octavio is a butterball
architectposse...