/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63377460
fucking damn shes been spending too much time with Kaela she started speaking indog

bijou would be great if not for the haha i like memes shit

I want biboo gyatt on my face

this has been unironically stuck in my head after hearing her sing it

>>63377460
that's a 10 years old thing.
you're too old for this shit, bibou

Sticking your gyatt for the Nerizzler
You're so baubau
You're so Biboo tax
I just wanna be your Shiori
Freaking come here

>>63377460
stickin out your gyatt for the Nerizzlerrrr
you're so baubau
you're so biboo taaxxxx
I just wanna be your shioriiii

Would you rather skibidi biboo or boy/girl dinner/failure

>>63377460

>>63378322
>boy/girl dinner/failure
Can someone explain to this poor old man what this is supposed to mean?

>>63377460
None of those words are in the Bible

>>63378497
kek

>>63377460
BIBOO GYATT

>>63378826
Surely "sigma" would make an appearance in the bible some where?

>>63378322
The variations are that girldinner is shit like a banana and some crackers or some grapes, things like that. Boydinner is shit like a whole plate of pizza rolls or a bag of chips, shit like that. boy/girlfailure is when you're a failure, not to be confused with boy/girldisaster when you're a colossal fuckup

>>63378322
>boy/girl dinner/failure
This is at least funny

>>63378802
Boy dinner is pizza rolls, girl dinner is something anorexic, failure is most of holo en

>>63378497
this is so fucking stupid that it destroys my sides

I remember laughing at millennials for not understanding zoomer slang. Now the same thing is happening to me but for gen alpha gibberish…

>>63378826
Or the constitution!

>>63379757
>gen alpha gibberish
I worry this may actually be the final batch of gen z and actual gen alpha speak will be even worse

>>63377825
You mean except for the thing that is central to her entire entertainment core? One of these days you're going to wake up and realize you actually hate your oshis. Then you will be free, anon.

>>63379757
>>63380042
I await the Gen Z civil war over Fortnite dances and mumble rap guerillas vs skibidi toilet rizzler warriors

>>63377460
just reading some of the replies here,
shows that most of the anons here are actually old.

>>63381615
Its the other way around nonzo
im a boomlenial laughing my ass off at all the zoomers who get triggered by gen alpha lingo

>>63377460
Commit (Sui)cide

>Watching Vinny
>"Have you seen Gyatt Rizzler"
This shit has gone too far

>>63381615
This shouldn’t come as any surprise to you, biboo is top tier correction bait for big burly oji-san

>>63379757
It’s what you deserve for being in a shit generation

So can someone actually translate this zoomer bullshit to real english?

>>63380361
>One of these days you're going to wake up and realize you actually hate your oshis
good thing she isnt my oshi. my oshi isnt annoying and doesnt bring up tiktok ever

>>63383537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nALWGoQY3yU

>>63377460
You can tell that lolifags aren’t pedophiles because the moment the loli starts acting their age they flip their shit kek

>>63380361
yes. that's what i mean.

>>63383906
thank you for confirming that nobody should be able to touch an electronic until age 10 and even then, heavily monitered

>>63378322
I boydinner already. Gimme something else.

Im in love with biboo
And kaela

>>63377825
She's literally a zoomer child. Gen alpha is going to absolutely mindbreak you if her ironic zoomerisms get to you.

>>63384854
no rizz

>>63384935
>boydinner
the fuck is this shit? dinner doesnt have a fucking gender you retard trannyfaggots.

Millennial here. Doesn't feel good, does it, zoom zooms?

>>63379902
I feel like there's gotta be something about taxes in there

>>63384854
On god your vibes are giving incel and your rizz is weak fr
you need to serve something else fám

>>63385294
You must be 18 years or older to post here. Go back to middle school.

>>63385354
What no rizz does to a mf

>>63385354
Sheeeesh!
What no rizz does to a mf

>>63383906
I want to fucking die.

>>63385354
ohio mf response

>>63383906
This didn’t explain shit

>>63377825
She's great BECAUSE of that

>>63377460
kaela, please correct this zoomer

>>63385533
>ohio
i assume this is a place in burgerland?

>>63385211
Nothing zoomers used to say was as bad as this shit.

>>63385663
duh nigga lmaooo

>>63385733
yeet dab sheesh on fleek senpai

>>63385211
>>63385620
more like gen alpha

>>63385733
I raise you all of 2014-17

>>63379757
Young people are always exhausting. It was true when I was a kid and it's still true today. Most of you are just too fucking dumb to notice it until you aren't young anymore.

>>63386012
Okay grandpa, time for bed.

>>63385788
Not everyone is a fucking burger. Holy shit your education system really is fucking trash.

>>63377460
IT'S NERRIZZLER YOU DUMB FUCKING PEBBLE

>>63386012

>>63386250
Skill issue

>>63386103
>>63386287
They hated him because he told the truth. This is a tale older than time itself, where do you think the angry old man bitching about the youngins trope comes from?

>>63387251
Yeah yeah, grandpa, let's get you to bed shall we?

>>63378008
bussin

fuck all of you, the rizzler shit is hilarious specifically because it's a bunch of brainrot delivered all at once.
also baby gronk is a sigma and would ratio all your rizzless goofy asses fr, that's why hes goated while you get NO game, NO clout, and definitely NO BITCHES. no cap!

>>63378497
better than loveit

>>63384854
DFW warned us about television and said the internet would only make things worse, we should have listened

>>63387957
>baby gronk
>sigma
>rizzler
he got rizzed up by livvy bro

I don't understand anything in this thread.

rember teh penguin of doom?
this is just another iteration of the same humor
strap in for the ride
you're gonna be here for a while

I feel bad for alphas. They will never experience the glory days of flash games, YTPs, SFMs, Cartoon Network, and the Wii/360/PS3 era.

>>63389746
Who knows? Maybe some people raised their alpha babies right

>>63377460
This girl has the EXACT same punchable face as Finana, she would be so good for ryona

>>63384854
Bssed

>>63385084
>gen alpha
>alpha
oh fuck

>>63391460
next gen is gonna be the betas LOL

>>63377825
teach me your ways master baiter

>>63391637
the jokes write themselves

>>63379105
In a greek translation

>>63383651
Anon... you know you hate your oshi. Deep down you really hate them. Just let it go.

>>63377460
Can some kind anon spoonfeed this to me? This shit is harder to understand than moonrunes for me and I was born in '99.

>>63384854
Kojima warned us. And we still don't have a powerful AI to filter all this shit.

>>63387251
>"the truth" according to the grandpas
lol
lmao even

>>63392341
They were the bad guys, though. The point was that it should be up to humanity to choose what ideas to pass on.

https://youtu.be/5DlTexEXxLQ?si=7K2t9TqKuBigeQX_

This entire thread in a nutshell

>>63392477
>They were the bad guys
They were right

I thought it was stupid too but bijou passed it onto me and I can't stop thinking about it

>>63392822
>They were right
AI Campbell had valid points, but he only brought them up as an excuse for the Patriots to seize power

>>63383537
>zoomer
.....anon this is an alpha thing. Zoomers are already in college dude.

>>63392165
as far as i "get" it:
gyatt = ass
rizzler = play on the words rizz + riddler, rizz stemming from charisma(?), the guy that gets bitches
skibidi = skibidi refers to "skibidi toilet" which is from some animation on youtube that is basically just heads sticking out of toilets, which (i think) are the bad guys
fanum tax = fanum tax itself refers to the fact that some streamer called fanum would "tax" his clique by leeching from their food, an annoying act i presume
sigma = you probably know what this one means, but it's a catch-all for a guy who is entirely self-reliant and the best at whatever the fuck, sleep deprivation isn't being kind

i think the lyrics roughly mean:
sticking your ass out for the guy that gets all the ladies
you're such a bad lady
you're so annoying/provoking/another word
i just want to be your guy

though through deconstructing it like that you probably lose the nuance like you would with any other joke, refer to [s4s] and its meta threads
hope this is of help to you or some anon, i'm clocking out for the night

>>63393160
What about the Ohio line

>>63393210
That's just Ohio taking over the world or something

>>63385663
What is Google? Also, lmao

>>63377460
My cute pebble daughter is such a dork

>>63393147
Well yes but they needed power to create the necessary context to seize control of the narrative. They were essentially describing the propaganda war on the internet and what an authoritarian state would do about it. Whether the cause is just is up to you

>>63386250
What does the US educational system have to do with you not being able to Google something? Also, it's part of zoom zoom speak.

>>63393160
gen alpha/zoomers are gonna fucking burst out of laughter if they ever read this LMAO

>>63393210
>>63393277
1. Ohio is generally not considered the best state as it is part of the Rust Belt (a set of locations hit with manufacturers moving shop to China and Mexico. Thus, killing the main job centers and leaving those areas in a bad state.)
2. There was a meme about astronauts in space staring at the Earth. The "always have been" meme. The original was poorly drawn and featured one saying "wtf, it is flat" and the other pointing a gun at him saying "I'm sorry senpai". But it was redone with 3D models. The line was changed to "Always has been". And the first 3D meme showed the Earth shaped like Ohio and the astronaut had an Ohio flag on his sleeve (most US astronauts are from Ohio.

The above 2 things made Ohio get in zoom zoom consciousness.

>>63393610
I forgot about the word filter. The original said "I'm sorry f. a. m." not senpai

>>63393210
i was going off of OPs text, forgot there was more to this shithole
"give me your ohio" stems from the meme "(only) in ohio", which in turns means that whatever is happening is so out of this world that it could only happen (in ohio)
i'm not sure whether you're familiar with it but the pregenitor of "in ohio" is practically "going to brazil"

"give me your ohio" (not so subtly) refers to her ass or vagina:

there's a bit more nuance to this line since it plays in on the part of the joke that is "in ohio" since no one would ever go there because of the weird/freaky things happening there, thus considered off limits for the general public...
which in turn you could use to refer to the nether regions of a person since they are (generally) also off-limits and/or freaky, thus also getting freaky with her...

if that makes sense

>>63393438
the great hacker known as four chan has deciphered another cipher once more

>>63393741
>pregenitor
progenitor
mind my retardation

>>63382272
fag

>>63393784
prejanitor

>>63385084
im pretty sure i csn break a child in combat

>>63378497
she's so fucking cute bros...

>>63393741
Damn this is some big brain interpretation of the Ohio line

>>63377825
I got filtered from the constant "WEEEEE" thing she does.

>>63387561
>>63392428
ok confess, is any of you fuckers balding?

>>63388785
That's how you know you're getting old

>>63394286
Yeah, balding around my crotch lmao

>>63379757
Time comes for us all, old man.
Remember this when you're on the way to the retirement home as your kids promise you they have Fortnite there while you drive pass the cemetery filled with millennial tombstones with N64 logos and Halo respawn jokes.

https://youtu.be/JkcbeMnLc40?si=K2VEPJZ9Nc8m_zys

>>63394411
baldi's basics type dick

>>63394411
get that checked

>sticking out your gyatt (gyatt = gyatt damn = god damn = ass)
>for the rizzler (rizz + riddler, rizz = charisma)
>you're so skibidi (skibidi toilet, gmod series, lolsorandom usage)
>you're so fanum tax (Fanum, another popular Twitch streamer, barged into Kai Cenat's room while he was broadcasting. Kai was holding a giant plate of cookies, which Fanum promptly yanked out of his hand before making his way out of the room. Thus the "Fanum tax" was born. Another lolsorandom usage)
>I just wanna be your sigma (Sigma = new chad)
>Freaking come here
>Give me your Ohio (Ohio = the new Floridaman = part of america where weird crazy shit happens, lolsorandom usage)

It's a nonsensical song structured like a rap song catcalling a woman but words are replaced with random memes to be 'funny'.

>>63394465
>”A group of elderly men (millenials - literally “those of a thousand years”
My fucking sides

>>63377460
the fuck

>>63394058
im sure you can anon but they'll break you mentally far before you can reach them physically

>>63395063
I pull a josuke and go into a blind, child-punching rage

>>63394789
That's what makes it stupidly genius

>>63391637
>I'll be closer to retirement when gen beta becomes a thing
no...

>>63394789
>Sigma = new chad
I'm not even sure this came full circle or not yet

>>63379757
Be glad you got to laugh at all. As someone born in 95 I was too late to laugh at gen x and too early to shit on gen z.
Im just a joke to gen Alpha now.

>>63396021
Anon gen x was the gen that came before millienials

>>63377460
hmmm,,, damn bratty hag... speaking in tongues!?... needs rape correction! followed by a prayer

>>63396169
Nta but read what he said again
>born in 95

That's too late for gen x bullshit to still be dumb, all of its idiosyncracies had already coagulated in the culture, soon to fully mantle the backbone of society boomers had, and too early to laugh at gen z because the entirely of gen z is less than 10 yrs anons junior. He grew up WITH them less than apart from them.

t. Im '93 and though just barely older, I'm sure op would agree that's enough to draw the distinction. I remember beepers, VCR rentals and dial up but not older PCs or beta Max.

>>63396602
just too add, gen x being the lost generation, was already becoming young parents. Anons older siblings were likely having unplanned kids. Meanwhile he was stuck between the world before personal computers and the world of everyone that mattered having a blackberry/pompilot

>>63395718
Yeah I'll be like 50-60 when it's a thing

>black music
ITT there it is

niggers have gone insane

>>63396772
not disagreeing with you but don't act like rap didn't create an entire gen of wiggers from late 80s to late 90s. Hipsters (like melon) didn't become a culturally relevant enough group to collectively shit on until mid 2000s and memeing on them didn't become mainstream until the early 2010s.

>>63396602
Everyone barely remembers anything from the time before they're 3 years old. The brain is still developing at that age.

>>63377460
Does no one here know that it's based on a real song?
The joke is that lyrics of the original are retarded so you replace them with random memes instead to mock it.

>>63396897
You're proving my point. Going by what you're saying his first memories werent until 98-99. Depending on how old you are, that's either a huge deal or means absolutely nothing. Gen x were generally born in the late 60s/mid 70s and grew up in the late 70s-mid 80s.
Millennials the same removed 20ish years, the period that marked the greatest change in technological advancement since the end of the 1800s industrial revolution. In the end Millennials are more zoomers than boomer. and like many anons itt have said, time comes for us all. we all eventually become old man yelling at cloud while the youth snigger and make up words. The manner in which they manifest changes, but the pattern doesn't.

>>63377460
I need to wash this scum out of the internet.

>>63397203
Don't bully my daughter

>>63397040
Forgot to say I'm not that anon you're arguing with oops

Just expanding on why someone born in 93 doesn't remember old PCs

>>63397369
Fair point. But they were like, around. Dudes like Bill gates came from the culture around them in the early 80s. If i wasnt a 7yo obsessed w Jurassic Park or had a proto turbo nerd dad I could have known more about the pcs that were around before windows 98.

>>63393160
>>63393610
>>63393741
>>63394789
Thank you kind anons for deciphering this jumble of letters for us. As thanks have some gaki tummy.

>>63377460
this is really funny and I'm tired of pretending it's not
t. has no idea what skibbidi toilet is

>>63398023
arigatu

>>63384854
PCs and stuff is fine, the problem is internet.

Look at us ojisans still hip with the kids

>>63401155
Ofcourse, how else are they gonna let us get close enough?

This thread is bussin

>>63404106
fr?

>>63404123
on god

Didn’t Biboo suggest Calli to sing that whenever the deadbeats get uppity

>>63396021
I'm 95 and I find the skibidi shit hilarious. It's just modern-day youtube poop. Age is just a number.

>>63404486
>I'm 95
oji tyan

>>63389746
>YTPs, SFMs
That's essentially what Skibid Toilet is

>>63377460
My kind of music

It's stuck in my head, thanks bib

>>63393160
>>63393741
Honestly you put more thought into this than the 75IQ mongoloid who came up with it

I never had a problem with zoomers until they started beating memes to death faster and worse than most millennials did.
Just look at what they did to MGR for example.

>>63406478
Is it simply putting together the loose connections to make the blocks fit together?
Or is it perhaps just retardation?
It's probably the latter.

>>63392341
Every single day, this ages better more and more and it makes me genuinely depressed.

>>63377950
>that's a 10 years old thing.
What is?

>>63379757
I can't wait for gen alpha to annoy the fuck out and make fun of zoomers. Finally they'll understand.

>>63386012
It's true, most kids are always shit. I remember hating my peers when I was 18, no difference now.

>>63396021
>woe is me in between generations
Your narcissism makes you fit right in with the zoomies.

>>63404106
Deadass, my fellow zoomer

36 old here, I don't get it but most of all I don't shit and piss myself over ot either.
Cringe culture is a gen z thing, anytime somebody is acting like the world is ruined because of shitty slang and memes you can be sure they are just older zoomers in their midtwenties.

>>63404762
Yeah, but instead of skibidi shit they used to be actually funny like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-LkcB2iXMQ

>>63408092
TF2 and Gmod shit are piterally the exact same humor I didn't like back then either.
You could even say TF2 is millenials Fortnite in every conceivable way.
Makes you faggots look even more like tools to somebody who has no strong feelings about either.

>>63392477
>They were the bad guys, though
That doesn't mean they were wrong about the situation, only the proposed solution.

>>63408181
>TF2 is millenials Fortnite
TF2's popularity was microscopic compared to what Fortnite is today. The big difference is the number of normalfags/corporate involvement.

>>63377460
still, none of these are as bad as "ayo".

>>63408366
Scott Hall takes a bump in his grave every time some zoomer screeches that out.

>>63379757

>>63397033
>The joke is that they're inventing new words to replace other words and it sounds like ebonics you hear from Africa

>>63408092
haha funny faces and sounds XD

I remember people calling me retarded for enjoying ytp stuff. Welp.

These memes aren't as retarded as the good shit from 2009 or 2014.

>>63377460
I want biboo to send me tiktok memes...

>Shiori
Girlfailure
>Biboo
CEO of Yappington
>Nerissa
Unspoken rizz
>FWMC
They got that DAWG in them

>>63377614
DO IT

I’m 34

>>63414960
rule34

>>63385598
Didn't watch that video but as an elder zoomer I'll try to explain it
>Gyatt
Negro slang for "God damn" (God damn->Gyatt dayum->Gyatt) was originally used as an exclamation when a chick with a fat ass walked by. Was co-opted by non-negros and turned into a noun (much to the chagrin of black people lmao). Now, gyatt just means a fat ass.
>Rizzler
"Rizz" is just a slang way of talking about how well you can pick up women. e.g. "I'm gonna rizz up that suicidal looking bitch" means "I'm gonna go pick up that suicidal looking bitch". "Bro you have no rizz" means "Bro you can't talk to women to save your life". At some point, Rizz was used in a lot of puns (Sexual Harizzment, Adolf Rizzler, Rizzard of Oz, etc.). I don't think Rizzler in particular means anything extra, they just had to make it rhyme with the song it was parodying.
If you want anymore explanations, I'll be here instead of doing my job

>>63398023
Very lickable, thanks anon

>>63408092
Anon there's like, a million better examples of these videos you could've used here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h68f_fZUG80

I thought zoomers were bad, but I legitimately fear Gen Alpha
These are the kids that were raised by watching Elsagate videos on their parents tablets for hours at a time

>>63377460
The fuck is a gyatt? That how they cal GATs now?

>>63419226
>>63417904

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs_OxX5TEW8
kek

>>63398023
Pics like that make me suffer from not having a long tongue. Imagine going full giraffe tongue on em.

>>63404160
No cap?

>>63419077
Imagine gen alpha advertisement. I legitimately believe the Max Headroom concept of ads that can literally explode you will come to reality with gen alpha.

>>63377460
Ok, but in all seriousness who tf would want a sigma significant other? They literally don't care about anyone but themselves, so they are essentially a narcissist.

>>63422873
Sigmas aren't real, they're just coping betas.

What are we saying zoomers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCRPd_xHf88

I read the entire thread and I still don't understand.
But it's alright. I don't think 30 year-old has to understand anyway.

>>63426677
You got some ohio rizz bruh

>>63377460
Haha funni rocc goes :DDDDDDDDD

>>63411018
>They got that DAWG in them
That dawg? Me.

there's not a day that goes by where I don't want to Kill v-tuber fans in primordial wrath like society would naturally want

>>63429880
cool it with the anti-vmetic remarks

>>63429880
Yeah yeah grandpa, let's get you to bed shall we?

why is this thread still alive

>>63377460
Sadly i have to drop her after that, Im sorry biboo

>>63435185
Because certain niggers who hate /vt/ and everyone who posts here are bumping it.

>>63377460
I will now watch Bijou

>kids care about shit that old people don't care about
holy shit, no way
why don't you try explaining to your parents why you like watching cartoon girls play nintendo on the computer screen?

>>63435135
Why don't you try getting a Job, assuming you can hold one that is Al?

the suicide rate is just going to keep going up isn't it

>>63436545
I for one welcome our new AI overlords

>>63437084
yeah

Hi gura

>>63378008
nerizzler is peak

>>63377614
That would hurt a lot and she wouldn't even die. Next time use the funnier shotgun-toes one.

>>63377460
My favorite thing about Bijou is that she says "bleh" when she dies and that she always makes an effort in games. Also she's outgoing , which is cool. My least favorite thing is the baby talk her and her chat engage in, but she shouldn't cater to me as I don't pay her any money.

>>63377460
kino

Need a livvy

https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1729300855298633842
and
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1729306538102440123?s=20

>>63452979
>(we don’t understand the joke but that’s okay)
Same, Baubaus, same...

>>63377460
Stop taking drugs you idiot.

>>63452979
Same

>>63452979
I love this retarded rock child like you wouldn't believe.

>this thread was this long
damn, i fr didn't know i was in 4yap. at least you can do something productivepilled now, like edgemaxxing for 80 hours.
now shit yourself and read that again

>>63456658
This is a zoomer board now old man

>>63385084
What the hell, I didn't know gen alpha was even a thing...

pog thread

>>63456658
this is considered old slang now

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1729384157581611278?s=20

What's a Gyatt? A pistol?

And what's a fantom tax?
Skibbidy is obviously a fubuki reference.

>>63421487
this is unironically good

>>63466262
fanum tax is a meme of kai cenat's roommate fanum taking food off his plate and calling it the fanum tax. so the fanum tax line in the gyatt song doesnt actually make any sense

>>63466460
Jesas, I have no clue who or what any of that is.

>>63466114

>>63466643
yes you do lol

>>63466720
How come?

>>63465940
a phrase to express that someone is hot/attractive. like when a burger usually sees a woman with a large ass, the expression from them is immediately "GYATT" like "god damn!"

>>63379135
thanks for the translation
these zoomerisms would honestly be a lot more interesting if they weren't just all based on the highest trending tiktoks of the month

>>63381615
4chan is an old man's site and you should leave if you are under 26

>>63377460
How about instead of saying all that shit we just say nigger? Because I feel like people who say that sort of shit have really bad haircuts.

is "zoomer" a moving target? that is, does it just mean "young and annoying"? if that's the case, will gen alpha be considered zoomers soon too, or will they get their own gay ass brand of stupid?

What the fuck does any of this mean.

>>63468839
Yes. Language is getting dumbed down to just shitty buzzwords. Boomer is now when someone is 25+ years old.

Advent brings a new low to HoloEN

>>63469082
My little cousins who are only a few years younger than me call me a boomer because I don't understand any of their tiktok youtube shorts whatever-the-fuck lingo. I'm 21.

>>63469306
Sounds like they're in need of some correction iykwim

>>63469306
at that point it's just performative
they're just parroting the latest, most popular trends as defined by The Algorithm
maybe it's the boomer in me talking, but i always considered jargon and slang to be something that rises naturally in hidden places
nothing about the shit generation alpha spews is natural or from off the beaten track, it's all corporatized algorithm slop

with all that being said, they're not really doing anything new either. i remember being a kid and thinking people in their 20s and 30s were old as shit and disconnected from what was "in"

The problem is tiktok is the main force driving all this shit now, and all of it is distinctly of tiktok.

tiktok is from china btw

>>63419226
Pull out the gyatt
Pay the fanum taxxx
Or ill rizz ya with the sigma

I have two gen alpha kids. Recommend me ways to raise them.

>>63470127
And? 95% of Advent are Asians. It only makes sense

>>63470485
Advent is only 40% asian, you fucking genius.

Christ you guys became the old people that complained about you.
If you don't understand something just google it and learn new slang. You complain about brain rot but your brain is getting calcified.

>>63421487
It's beautiful

>>63470473
Homeschool them or they're going to end up being your enemy.

>>63471237
>>>/tiktok/ nigger

>>63377460
This would be funny if I understood a single word

>>63473294
But the funny part is that it makes no sense...

>>63383906
>>63377460
WHY DOES SHE SPEAK NIGGER LANGUAGE?WHY THE FUCK HOOD NIGGER EBONICS ARE SO POPULAR AMONG ZOOMERS? ESPECIALLY WITH TWTTER TROONS?

>>63379757
this is why even though im 25 i still try to keep up with the funny because i dont wanna be a bitter old man. frfr

>>63377460
What if I wanna keep my gyatt to myself?

>>63452979
(we don’t understand the joke but that’s okay)
They're just like me frfr

>>63411018
Sorry but Dawg is too old a slang word to be used by Zoomers and Gen Alpha

>>63468839
Yes

one bump closer to the trash where this thread belongs

>>63462133
Pog is zoomer, this is gen alpha shit

stickin out your gyatt for the Nerizzlerrrr
you're so baubau
you're so biboo taaxxxx
I just wanna be your shioriiii

>>63474188
It's jew psyop. People are scared of posting white people in online conversation to not be labeled as privileged cis. Meanwhile shitty memes with niggers doing stupid faces or saying their monkey language noises are never met with opposition. That's why you constantly see unfunny nigger gifs as replies on twitter. Also woke crowd adopted their language like y'all.

>>63391637
yeah but after that?
generation chad

>>63477905
Also because the nigger responses always get pushed to the top by twitter curators

>>63377460
She just wants to make you feel like you're watching a 10 year old child. The true lolicon experience.

>>63392341
Koima didn't write this

>>63478324
Okay, who did?

>>63474188
>>63478210
>>63477905
You're completely deluded if you think this is nigger speak. This is what happens when white children hear black slang and want to put their own spin on it.

>>63478492
Gyatt and debatably rizz are nigger speak. The rest are just zoomer slang.

>>63468839
We haven't truly entered a new generation yet IMO, zoomers start around '97 and gen alpha (which doesn't roll off the tongue the same way) are only like 12 years old and not truly able to be told to kill themselves online yet

>>63478623
There will be no start of any new generation until milennials get reperations.

where all the chumbuds when we need em? the kiddies of the new gen truly need some correction here

>>63470473
Put them in front a screen that plays Mama CookieSwirl 24/7

>>63474532
>>63452979
>>63474532
update: >>63480254

>>63479449
chumbuds are mostly millenials

>>63383906
Does it mean our society is so dumb, they are just mimicking things without any understanding?

>>63479588
What the fuck is that shit

>>63477905
I sometimes make posts like this just because of how funny it is and how stupid you have to be to believe it, so when I see someone else post the same schizo manifest I always assume it's someone else having a giggle at pol tourists

>>63383537
Gyatt, or Gyat (Often spelled all-caps i.e. GYAT!!!) - Monkeybabble way of saying "God", shortened "Goddamn", which they say when they spot a woman with a fat ass, shortly before saying "Muh dik", grabbing their crotch, and shuffling their feet.
The Rizzler - "Rizz" is a monkeybabble way of shortening "Charisma", which is basically another way of talking about how much "game" you have, AKA how good you are at getting women. "The Rizzler" is taking that and turning it into a noun, so someone who is very good at "getting bitches" is a rizzler.
Skibidi - A word taken from the Skibidi Toilet series, which is a series of Garry's Mod videos commonly featuring a character's head poking out of a toilet. "Skibidi" is one of the nonsense words featured in a song which plays in the shorts.
Fanum Tax - Comes from a Twitch streamer named Fanum who is part of an influencer group called AMP, who frequently "taxes" the other memebers by taking bits of their food while they eat. Most people don't know actually know what "fanum tax" means, so for the sake of this song it's basically just another nonsense term.
Sigma - From "Sigma male", an off-shoot term from "alpha male", a "sigma male" is defined as an individualist who focuses on being cool through his own self-worth and lack of need for external validation as opposed to an "alpha male" who is defined through more traditional worth such as high social status. "Sigma" is pretty much always used ironically in a mocking way to make fun of loners who think that going against the traditional grain of society makes them look cool. The modern day "fedora tipper", if you will.

All of these words used in this particular song are deliberately meant to serve no real meaning when combined; the song is trying to be confusing to people by throwing random slang words together and trying to be as non-sensical as possible to draw humor from that (see: "lol so randum"). It's quite common for zoomer humor these days to do that.

>>63485284
The biggest EN chuuba

>>63435937
>why you like watching cartoon girls play nintendo on the computer screen
That's not a generational thing, it's a social outcast thing

>>63479449
Currently on a pilgrimage to Sendai in a desperate attempt to find their oshi

>
reminder that bijou is older than nerissa
>

>>63489749
>childlike hag
why has god forsaken me

>>63477514
PogChamp is Millennial and was originally from the FGC from Gootecks in 2010 and his face was made into an emote. Then zoomers, doing what zoomers do, stole it and claimed it as their own. Any history of that has been mostly wiped because muh politics.

>>63377460
>rizzlerrrr
Every time I hear her sing this I get a dumb craving for twizzlers

>>63478623
this, zoomers are still the teens of today
there's no much difference culturally to be honest

>>63474861
all old slang is recycled

zoomer rock

>>63410592
you were retarded
being retarded is just the meta
that doesn't make it less retarded

>>63398817
This
t. turned 29 last week

>>63468658
tiktok has ruined an entire generation...

>>63474861
Considering they are dogs and there's nothing better zoomers/alpha have to deal with it. Also most memes are made by people twice their age anyways.

>>63377460
I am now a pebble.

>>63491034
Pog is outdated as fuck no one says epic poggers unironically any more

>>63474861
Got the dawg in x is a new phrase. Millenials brought it bacj

i like this thread

>>63471237
my brain can and should probably be used for more worthy endeavours to keep dementia at bay. not cycling slang

>>63503356

need more GenA phrases so I can be hip and fresh

>>63489749
uoh bratty hag!

>>63489749
she is not tho

>>63421487
jeez 50k already

>>63471237
I will never learn tiktok memes

>>63470473
just get blu-rays of all your favourite childhood shows and movies. Streaming services have devalued them significantly in a lot of places, so you can get a lot of the old popular ones for like $1 or $2.