/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>63414234
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

The high-pitched dino screams from the Fall Guys stream are doing something to me

>>63414270
amen

MAMA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_fNvWYpkTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_fNvWYpkTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_fNvWYpkTg

>>63414234
Put those tits away! This is a blue board!!!

Mama is making me sleepy...

>>63414277
Probably a stroke.

Let's keep holostars and /mans/ slav free

I have a type. It's called ..."shit at platforming".
https://youtu.be/cMDU6ll-Qm0?t=1548
https://youtu.be/ltxMtXha8_c?t=4849

>>63414801

>>63414883
Theu all really are just Magni's buttbabies what the fuck

>>63414969
fatty :)

>>63415041
Altare is the one playing at that part dude.

>>63414969
fat

>>63415136
I see, my bad. I'm at work so I just checked the vod thumbnail and title and assumed

>>63414883
What a coincidence, it's also my type
I instantly thought of Altare's "don't look at me!!" to Magni when Rex said the same thing to Altare kek

Everyone is playing Lethal Company off stream I don't even want them to get perms for it anymore as they'll probably be bored by the time they get

youtube keeps shitting itself for me when they have replay enabled

>>63415249
That botched Fall Guys round is still one of the funniest things Altare has ever done to me

I volunteer as Shinri's new chair

I dont watch shinri too much so I always forget how weird (good) he is

Shinri thinks that a craftsman aiming to make the best product possible is a consequence of capitalism

xylospongium mention

>>63415774
Isn't it the complete opposite? They make things fragile so that you have to buy new one eventually

Yesterday we talked about pussy eating, how are the tempus boys at giving ass eating?

M-Megafauna?!

>>63416163
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>63416439
I thought this was a shota from the thumbnail and was very disappointed to open it and see a woman

>>63416145
>Yesterday we talked about pussy eating
...we did?

>>63416122
Didn't mean like creatives not corporations

>>63416558
sweet summer child...

>>63416145
The gay ones do. Talk complete.

>>63416658
I said how not who you idiot

>>63416558
Yeah, oddly enough ruze suddenly became my favorite armis boy just completely and utterly randomly after that haha

>>63416736
>wanting to spend the thread intricately theorising about the inside of (You)r asshole
just watch shinri instead

https://twitter.com/ParasiteFaust/status/1715691921249558675

punt

punt

so EN got Stardew Valley huh

>1 hour
He burnt out...

>>63416163
WAIT WHAT WAS HE TALKING ABUOT

I miss Vesper...

why do we have an unironical frogposter now

>>63417386
How higher oxygen levels allowed for much larger plants and animals in the past

>>63417484
His break will end any day now, and we'll get that art stream.

>>63417539
>It's been so long since I've seen a Pepe that I assumed this post was about French people first.
Things CAN get better.

Haven't seen Hakka's 2 latest vods, worth a watch?

>>63417570
Thanks. I became very interested in the subject of ancient megafauna recently. Appearantly most of them were driven to extinction by humans after they left Africa. The oxygen thing might not be entirely accurate.

>>63417618
Haha what are you on about man, I've been watching him stream like 5 times a week.

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1729201751629394182
perms obtained?

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1729201751629394182

>>63417928
nah, they just play it offstream... COVER GET THE DAMN PERMS

>>63417963
who is that?

>>63417963
Kek is that Hakka??

>>63417928
>>63417963
>hakka being bad at videogames
never gets old kek

>>63417764
I think so, especially the one with his brother

>>63417963
Oh no no no bros, he's playing with Armis?

>>63417988
Probably the Jerma faggot people keep spamming

>>63417988
Hakka and GB

>>63417988
Hakka and Gold bullet lol

>>63417963
wait who's the first voice?

AIIIIEEEE THEY'RE COLLABING BEFORE THE BAN IS LIFTED

>>63418188
GoldBullet

>>63418244
oh he sounds kinda different

>>63417963
how many birdbrains does it take to survive lethal company?

>>63417988

>>63418276
It's probably because of whatever filters are applied to in-game communication.

>>63418200
Always have been.

>>63418287
Kek owari da

>>63417963
Uh… rratbros? Weren’t you just saying that Altare hates Armis…?

>>63418390
This was adorable as fuck

>>63418390
I love this sm

>>63418390
Flayon is so cute

>>63417184
Magni...

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1729205992590868942

>>63417963
Goldie especially seems to have become friends with everyone really quickly

>>63418671
ToT

>>63418664
>>63418671
SHOTA RUZE TToTT

>>63418306
LUCKY!

>>63418671
this guy is paying for nitro?

>>63418390
when

>>63418766
No, he got it from being the kitten to rex's discord mod

Gibby and Jutard being drunk one night and GB jokes about paying Jutard if he is allowed to suck his cock and Rex shoves his dick down Gibby's throat, telling him that he only gets to swallow if he pays up

>>63419141
this would be hot but i laugh every time i read jutard

>>63418766
all the talents get nitro paid for by the company on their company accounts and have to boost the server for perks, vesper talked about struggling with it as part of his uwu social media hort arc

>>63419470
>struggling with nitro
>that someone else pays for
what

>GB was a Vestie/Hakkito
Wow, he has really shit taste

Tabletop games with Crimzon Ruze

Fucking on top of a table with Jurard

>>63419470
So they are all Yagoo's kittens?

>>63419564
Gibby has based food tastes though.

Oh Hakka...
https://youtu.be/Bj_ya6umSPU?t=1479

Putting cooked food on table with Gibby.

>>63419661
>you sound like a mouse
Cattis Bettel x Mouse-oin Hakka when?

Thanks Shinri. I love vore

https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1729209951116268004
>acknowledging the "yab" even slightly
Ruze you retard

>>63419956
retarded

When I have money
I'm going to spend it on myself and commission someone to design me a tempusona and then commission some other artists to draw the stars boys fucking that sona

>>63419956
Kek, what are a bunch of online faggots gonna do?

>>63419956
I volunteer to whip him. After he strips

>>63419956
The most tumblrcore tweet I’ve ever seen, complete with worm mention. You bros should have taken being a homestuck fan as the crimzon flag it is.

>>63416558
>Altare
Creative with his tongue, mixing between gentle and forceful, sometimes tries too many different things so you dance at the edge more than you'd like to and more than he's aware of. But he likes to watch you squirm anyway.
>Axel
Literally like a dog, no technique, doesn't know what he's doing but very aggressive. Takes breaks just to look at your pussy. Likes blowing on you to see you quiver and pulse.
>Bettel
Clumsy and apprehensive and sometimes his technique just obviously isn't pleasurable or sexy at all but gets into it as he hears you react, always thinks you've already came and asks a lot.
>Flayon
So much dirty talk and tongue teasing, really savors the experience for himself, seems to be pretty competent at it. Will edge you probably.
>Hakka
Playful with his tongue, inexperienced but eager. Tends to dig deep like he's looking for something.
>Shinri
Listens carefully to how you react to what he does and watches how you move to try to gauge what drives you crazy, all he cares about is your pleasure because that's his pleasure. When you really start quivering he gets going and his growls send vibrations into you.
>Rex
Idk he's probably a nightmare, probably only suited for masochists that want to risk getting cut, don't think he's too experienced either but he means well.
>GB
You guys are gonna need to help me here....
>Octavio
He thinks this is a science, his technique might seem dry or procedural as he does things in a certain pattern and might even mumble to himself trying to remember his recipe but his movements are good and he knows where he should be. Probably one of the few that would suck your clit.
>Ruze
Ruze will try anything to get you to climax as fast as possible and try to keep you as a overstimulated mess to the point you can't even climax anymore. He's abrasive but very capable.

>>63419564
at least he's not a machitroon

>>63419956
I fucking love this guy and StarsEN as a whole. These underdogs must be protected at all costs!

>>63420194
damn sister you've been saying the same shit over and over, can you shut the fuck up? no one cars

>>63420278
>GB

>>63420278
Goldbullet would be the best at it as a gay man, belieb

>>63420289
why do you hate flaybaby

>>63420410
But anon, vaginas aren't penises

>>63420358
Nigga what the fuck are you doing

>>63419956
It’s just free real estate. He literally has the anger mark as his oshimark and calls himself “your least favorite idol”.

>>63420492
I'm giving (You) the attention you don't get in your household

>>63420278
oh i see the ruze appeal now

>>63420511
which is funny because he carried that over from his roommate almost unchanged

Ok I wanted to write StarsEN nazi yaoi but I think a story about Shinri on a quest to find his stolen tits would be funny

>>63420278
Bettel > Axel > Rex > Hakka > Octavio > Altare > Flayon > Ruze > Shinri .... > Gb...

>>63420652
... tell me more

>>63420652
>nazi yaoi
This genre is surprisingly common. Especially among furries, but let's leave that aside for a sec. In the cases where it's unironic: Why? Is it just part of people getting off to progressively edgier and more degenerate things, and they lack the creativity to come up with anything edgier than Nazis?

Uuuuuuu ; ;

>>63420511
as like a small marketing psychology thing he should probably drop the least favorite idol part as a main phrase that's seen first on his profiles since it doesn't cost anything. the primitive reflexive parts of people's brains don't register sarcasm or joke contexts with text, it only retains that it saw negative words at first look

>>63421247
Sister you are not phantom

>>63420278
The only appealing ones here are ruze's and altare's

>>63421368
fat lizard tail SEXO

>Imagine giving Bettel what looks like a normal bottle of brisk but you spiked it with drugs and aphrodisiacs and he can't hold himself back anymore so he just pops a boner in front of you, flustered, hot, sweaty, and he's embarassed but too drugged to properly move or stand up and walk away, so you get closer to him, tease him, run your hands up his sides and legs but he keeps moving away, when you try to kiss him he forces his face to look another way, and you keep up this game for quite a while until you get tired of playing and want the real thing, and start rubbing his crotch
>He sluggishly pulls his hands to his chest trying to grab on his vest to ground himself and keeps shivering while you keep rubbing your jackpot, and as you prepare yourself for the main menu and undo his belt, he lightly pushes you away. First you laugh at it, but the second time he pushes you he does it with enough force to push you onto your back, where he climbs on top of you on all fours, staring directly into you with a hazed, horny gaze that can't tell apart between love and hate, sloppily kissing your jaw and neck, slurring his words as he doesn't get a full sentence out
>You think you are allowing him to do this with you, that you still have the upper hand, until he weakly grabs your hand and leads it downwards, making you masturbate for him as he keeps staring into your soul while his eyes are completely out of focus, he doesn't use any force on you to make you read his queues, you try to fight back against yourself
>From your neck he is working his way towards your chest, sometimes lazily resting his head between your breasts inbetween kisses, and when you try to undo your bra for him he slurs you to stop, and he starts kissing your now wet hands, as you, in a last ditch effort, rub your knee into his crotch before using your leg to lock him in place on top of you
>still kissing and worshipping your hands, completely out of it and drugged to hell and back he starts sluggishly pumping his hips, not doing much for either of you before he undoes his pants and starts fucking you for what feels like both an eternity and only a few minutes at the same time, and only ends with his low whimpers as he cums inside you and collapses on the bed, his small, light frame resting on top of you

>>63419956
i love this guy so much and idc what he likes and doesn't, but i hope he doesn't turn into a "i say shit to intentionally make people fume". I don't think the loli shit was drama worthy and that his intention was to start """"drama"""", just in general i hope he just focuses on his content and fans and that's it

>>63421641
honestly quite incredible

>>63421742
this isn't about the loli drama, no one besides 4chan cares about that, it's about the "I don't like sexualizing characters that didn't consent to it" thing

>>63421641

>>63420278
This is nice but I don't know what to do now

>>63421641
why must you abuse the jester so? poor dude is already mindbroken by his own health.

>>63421794
well, my point is still the same
it's his opinion, and he never said people who do sexualize are bad people, he just doesn't like it, and I think that's okay

WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ
https://youtu.be/Wzg3p9Lg8js?t=3809

>>63421941
>ISP
Wasn't it that he was using WiFi instead of a wired internet connection?

strim
>i will rape the clown and make him poop himself and also i will psychologically torture him to assert my dominance, making him mentally spiral out of control into a pit of depression and despair he can never escape from again
no strim
>p,laes my ba by im so sogs orry i wont wriite royna abou,,t you aagin my. cutee jesetr ii love yyou just let mme wrap you ..iina bblaknet and love you

Oh yeah he would

Tell me about Gerard, why does he squeal like a little pig?

>>63422515
Yes, and?

>>63422554
kek horniness aside I think it's really cute that he goes through the other boys' tags

>>63422631
Reminds me of how Bettel used to check Magni's tags.

>>63422554
Shinri-kun...

>>63422612
PTSD from the meteorite killing off his family

>>63422663
begni...

>>63420278
Lowkey sad they left Magni (and Vesper) out even though it's reasonable. I used to really enjoy the rare Magyume content

>>63422554
Do you think Shinri ever looks at porn of the other boys?

>>63422845
that's all he he faps to

>>63421818
what is this retard frowning about

Where is Bettel's schedule?

>>63422845
>>63422883
He faps to this specifically
https://files.catbox.moe/tog5wq.png

>>63423248
The lack of porn between these two is a shame

>>63422791
>Magni
He's doing this for himself, or at least he says he is. He loves working on you, knowing that he's pleasing you in ways no one gets to. He knows all your weak points and loves teasing with delicate, overly slow motions that drive you up the wall but only in good ways. He loves to kiss you all over, many small kisses in quick succession, playful and some like he's actually kissing you passionately on the lips.
And even though this is all about eating you out he can't resist using some of his extra hands to play as well.

Sorry Vesper's in the same boat as GB, I just can't see them doing it.

>>63423599
just curious who is your oshi

>>63420194
You're right ... Homestuckies never change.

>>63423599
Writing him cute should be illegal

"He's wearing a seatbelt on his tits!!"
https://youtu.be/Bj_ya6umSPU?t=5316

>>63424201
Magni IS cute, he's just sly and it's just never clear what his true intentions are, which is why he's Most Likely To Betray The Guild. Dangerous combination.

>>63424392
Strapped in for everyone's safety!

Uh

woah

>>63420278
There should be a post like this about how they react having their ass eaten

>>63424650
YES SHINRI. RAPE THE GENDERBENT LEADER.

>>63424650
This should surprise not one.

>>63424650
based

>>63424650
I mean, if you know anything about Shinri, this is the least surprising thing he could possibly tweet.

>>63424650
hey siri how do I become altare corpse bride

>>63424650
kek thanks for the confirmation, mama...

Shinri is allowed to fuck Bettel or Altare but only one of them, which one does he pick?

>>63421641
Holy shit...a Bettel hornypost where he doesn't get harmed

>>63424934
let him have both, he's been through enough

>>63424934
He fucks Bettel and Altare fucks him. Leader superiority, simple.

>>63425250
based

>>63425250
>altare
>being anything but a cumdump

>>63425250
Real

>>63425250
Shinri wrote this post

>>63424650
fucking a half dissolved corpse would be a miserable experience though
It would be falling apart and probably already pretty hollow

>>63425604
Anon, he would fuck a ghost, an empty air.

>>63419956
He’s lucky Gura is gonna be a lightning rod for all the dramafags today

>>63424650
>>63421641
Shinri... please stop whoring out your guildmates without their consent...

>>63423599
Thank you <3 Mwah~

>>63419956
Fiction and reality are different.
Deal with it.
Twitter/discord trannies, leftoids, and racist american cultural terrorists who want to erase japan have no place in the vtuber space.

>>63425640
Ruze and Gura eating cheese pizza in Sendai, Japan!

>>63425604
i... i don't think "dissolved" is the right word

>>63425688
I can't believe that every hornypost is written by Shinri himself...

>>63424650
He's probably fapping to this right NOW

Mooooom, the fujos are reclaiming the thread

>>63424650
so art when?

>>63424650
On brand, sasuga ghostfucker

>>63425440
what planet are you on

when do these dead hours come to an end...

>>63425635
fair you got me there

>>63425928
chu~

>>63426232
Next stream is in six hours.

>>63425928
This is Ruze’s fault. He was supposed to bring balance to the gender ratio of /MANS/, not leave it darkness.

>>63426335
Mondays are rough...

>>63426385
Hey, be grateful now, we're getting 7/8 streams today, we were lucky to get 2 before

>>63425928
The fujos always take the thread during dead hours though.

>>63426572
that hasn't been a thing for a long while, like it was dying even before everything went down last summer

>>63417781
lol, very energetic and dedicated to subjects you like

has Ruze talked about playing board games? ive been getting into them and he seems the type to do a solo campaign

>>63427371
don't think so, he seems like he's always been in ttrpgs instead

>>63414234
Holy TITS I want my face in there so bad. I wanna lick those delicious abs too.

Shinri going on a duo mission with Altare for a few weeks.
Altare always excited to fish and feed Shinri over just using the supplies they bought.
Altare overwhelming him with useless facts about wildlife and parasites and not so useless facts about weaponry and bio warfare.
Altare telling him all about the stars while using them to navigate locations without connection but getting them lost anyway.
The two sleeping in a small tent, too close together for Shinri to sleep the first nights... But soon it becomes the most comfortable sleep he's ever had.
Altare always desperate to protect Shinri in fights but Shinri has to remind him that he's the muscle in this group.
Altare looking out for Shinri at the end of day, making sure he isn't injured and sometimes massaging sores.
Returning to the guildhall, exhausted but the mission successful and Altare showering him with compliments and telling the boys how cool he was.
Shinri retiring to his quarters and thinking back on the past days and can't help jerking off every night for the next few nights to the memories with some liberties taken.

>>63427685
Good morning Flayon

>>63423599
I LOVE YOU ANON

>>63427733
based shintare enjoyer

>>63427733
This was almost wholesome

>>63424700
M-Me on the left......

>>63425928
Good.

>>63421794
i don't know if anyone has addressed this to explain what he might have meant. mucho texto it seems like he was trying to say he personally prefers if characters are written to be willing in sexual situations. meaning bro doesn't like nonconsensual stuff or rape and in his personal opinion, characters younger than 18 is a weird territory. he could have worded it better, but that's what i got from it

>>63427733
shinri not having to be the strongest mature responsible one and letting somebody else take lead and take care of him for once... shinri little spoon... shinri being leader's pillow princess ToT

>>63427733
and then altare comes in and they fuck right

>>63422515
You look at this and tell me what I'm supposed to do. Help him out? You're kidding

>>63427956
That's what everyone with a normally functioning non-autistic brain took it as. But you know this board is the exact polar opposite of that.

>>63428120
Can barely call those bones an ass. I'd just cruise by

>>63427733
leader giving mama a massage is a nice image

>>63424650
I thought shintare was something fujos made up like altnowa...

>>63427956
he reads like every normie that tried getting into anime with by-the-numbers coomerbait shonen and bounced off of the "eek im just a 13 year old and i tripped and fell face first into my classmate's cleavage and accidentally saw her naked due to comedically unfortunate circumstance and now we have to share an onsen and she hates me and won't stop punching the shit out of me uuuuuuuu!!" type trash. which, honestly, relatable.

>>63428120
I would lick those thighs so much his skin starts peeling off.

>>63428271
Altnowa was real but Shintare is real-er

>>63428299
are you a cat?

>>63427733
Holy based.

>>63428271
No no, it's just as real as Altnowa. That's why Vesper left, Altare moved onto another man and Vesper couldn't take the heartbreak

>>63427733
uuuuuuu I'd love a full fic of them off on a quest together.....

>>63428349
See for yourself

>>63417928
Hope they can get perms for the MoreCompany mod too so we can have a full branch collab with multiPOV.

>>63428299
>>63428349
It was him all along...

>>63427733
I've been eating good here lately

>>63417618
We got it like a month ago, do your vod reps

my aniki is being so menhera lately, I really hope he gets better in Japan cause if it gets any worse he'll probably neck himself

>>63428478
>>63428602
based hivemind

>>63428277
We honestly need less of those types

>>63427733
Mama being enamored and pining from all the little things,,,,
just like me fr fr

>>63428784
>Aniki necks himself
>Goes to hell
>Forced to play stardew with magni and vesper for all of eternity
We have to SAVE HIM

>>63429052
Axel would probably like that tbdesu

____________________________________________________I need sex._______________________________________________________________________________________________

>>63429107
>can't kill characters people or the animals
nah that would be torture

>>63429146
Everyone is aware

>>63428784
He got like this last year before the trip, he'll be fine, until the cat kicks it of course

>>63427956
yeah I knew he meant that he isn't a ntr chad. shame, but I guess no one is perfect

>>63429146
that's not news

>>63429146
then get out of 4chan
>>63429203
he's got a lot of things in his mind, I think he'll be fine once he's in Japan and his family has to deal with stuff on their on for a while.

>>63429153
He could enjoy the caves maybe

Who is more Bettelsexual in VG, Hakka, Flayon, or Shinri?

>>63429434
flayon

>>63429434
Questions only asked by people who have never seen Flayon before

>>63429434
Flay

>>63428784
I don't think japan brings aniki better mood... someone needs to go to save him...

Flayoff.

>>63429434
I am convinced Flay legit did something sexual to Bettel when they met in person and they agreed never to talk about it on stream.

>>63429434
flayon
why even asked

>>63427733
>vmsShintare.png
chu~

>>63429531
oneesan seggs

I just heard ruze's voice for the first time and I just want to say I'm so sorry. you all deserved better

>>63430248
Yeah I agree, he should talk more than he already does. It's not enough.

https://files.catbox.moe/fyingj.mp4
Do not click.

>>63430248
yeah i wish i could catch him live more often too

>>63430365
WHAT THE FUCK???

>>63430365
Very cool of Oga to take the time to do this

>>63430308
>>63430441
does that voice really not bother you? I'm one of two straight men here and I would rather the gayest most flamboyant voice possible than whatever the fuck he is doing to his throat. somebody needs to tell him to stop that

>>63430365
I've never actually seen one of these AI dub videos, and I gotta say that's a pretty good voice model they were able to extract.

Now I just wonder how legal this whole thing is.

>>63430574
>I'm one of two straight men here
Opinion discarded, no wonder your taste is so shit

>>63430365
i see the potential

>>63430574
huh, I think it's cool.

>>63430574
i could be too future trunks pilled, but no. it doesn't bother me and im sure he has the voice situation under control

>>63430365
bettel speaking fluent japanese goes crazy

>>63430574
I dislike Jurard's voice but Ruze doesn't bother me

>>63430574
he just sounds like a smoker, it's normal in the us kek

>>63430365
It got bettels voice pretty well but shinri is nowhere to be found lol

>>63430574
I like listening to him yes
I was concerned he might be putting it on too strong, but anons were talking about how he has always sounded like that, so I guess. He'll adjust over time either way.

Lore wise, who's the strongest boy in Tempus and Armis? Like it has to be Flayon, right? Mostly because of the R-trus alone

>>63430574
>Well that's just like your opinion man.jpg

>>63430365
He's too afraid to do a duolingo stream or a general language learning stream but I still think it could be fun

>>63430796
Fuck the mech, Flayon is nothing without it
It's Hakka but he's easy to kill

On the topic of AI voices I feel obligated to post the all-time classic
https://files.catbox.moe/10aiat.mp3

>>63430903
Is Bettel interested in learning Japanese?

>>63430985
Not at all. Twobert has offered to teach him and is ready for it, but Bettel said nah.

>>63430896
I mean yeah that is literally all it is. I was more curious to hear what people here thought about it than debating anybody about it

>>63431050
Ah, shame

>>63421895
masturbate

>>63430796
me when i get in

>>63430985
I feel like he's said it comes with the territory of his job right now, but many talents have managed with just an interpreter so it's not like it's a requirement. Mostly just want to see it because JP fans go crazy over small phrases

>>63430365
Weebbettel... mai husbando...

Its the announcement the.,. fabled new outfits?

Also I really want them to play mario party so bad, I hope no issues happen and them having to change the game to l4d2 or something like that...

>>63430976
>goooorl I can't believe this
Gets me everytime

>>63427733
Shinri sometimes getting lost in thought when he's listening to Altare and popping a boner... Needing to excuse himself from meetings to relieve himself or risk being dead weight and/or randomly bucking in his seat

>>63427733
After reading that first sentence I thought this would take a whole other turn with Altare dying in Shinri's arms

>>63431412
The announcement Rex mentioned? Wouldn't that just be monetization
I really do want outfits though

>>63431492
ToT

>>63431545
no no, the thing that is on shinri's schedule I am pretty sure

>>63428271
Shinri liking him a lot and being eager to hang out with him is very real, the romantic/sexual angle is just for fun

>>63431662
Oh shit, I didn't see that
God I hope

>>63431544
Silly anon. That happens the next time they go on a duo mission!

>>63430574
It's fine? He's an anime boy doing an anime boy voice

>>63431662
It's a Mario Party collab though which is max 4 players. You'd think if it's outfits then all of Tempus would be there. Axel's probably traveling.

>>63430365
autotuned shinri love!

>>63430796
If we're talking physical strength, in Tempus it's probably Axel, Armis it's Ruze. If we're talking just pure combat power, it's leader's bullshit Naruto demon powers and Ruze's also bullshit demon powers.

>>63431951
"& announcement" anon pls

https://i.imgur.com/UKraHJ3.png

>>63431951
I mean not entirely, If cover already has the outfits ready, they probably want the boys to play something together to announcent it at the end. Bettel might be on a break and Axel busy by friday, so not all boys might be available anyway

>>63431695
It's more tragic if Shinri has that one perfect mission to look back on before the tragedy as an example of what could have been...

>>63432240
Exactly
God it hurts...

>soRAWRity x333
what a stupid name

>>63432240
why would you guys do this to mama...

>>63432240
Just imagine if we had the HQ collab before the hiatus...

>>63432975
I'm not a fan of it as an old hag

>>63432975
It grew on me just like jurard...

Right after the Shintare duo mission there's a Shintel mission where Shinri gets distracted by his memories of Altare to the point that he will walk straight into traps and other dangerous situations and Bettel has to prevent him from dying to his own stupidity. He keeps making comments how uncharacteristic it is for him to be the straight man and for Shinri to act so foolishly.
During the night, after the two set up their camp, Shinri wanders into the woods to think about his time with Altare again, altering several dangerous monsters of their presence. Shinri gets propelled into a bush, knocking him unconscious. Bettel is not so lucky, as he watches his ronin friend and guild mate thrown into the air and cries out his name, a monster attacks him directly from behind, piercing through his torso, before ripping his entire fucking arm off. The monsters leave soon after but Bettel has no more energy left inside of him. His last word will be calling for Shinri's name, asking him if he is okay before succumbing to his wounds. When Shinri wakes up a few hours later with the worst headache he has ever had, he is greeted by the sight of Phantom crying next to the mangled corpse of his owner, rubbing his paws against Bettel's injuries.

>>63432975
Jealous fraternitykek claws typed this post

Delete that

>>63433704
good shit

gay for ruze

Bettel dying and Phantom trying to wake him up by lifting the clown's dead hand onto himself as if he was petting him, or giving his lifeless face little scritches, still believing that his clown is just playing a mean prank on him before giving up and snuggling up as close to Bettel's heart or face as possible and crying himself to sleep

breeder for axel

>>63434099
why...

>>63434099
Fuck you.

AAAAIIIIEEEEE

anyone up for a puzzle?

>>63434099
i keked

I ordered an iPad and a pencil. I'm still comparing programs but Procreate Dreams is still lookin' pretty good. I can't wait to start animating again. I want to draw Flayon and Hakka being cute together.

>>63434099
when do they start eating his decomposing body like cats

>>63434658
6k or bust

>>63434825
Godspeed, machiroon. I really miss the frequent interactions they had on the first two months...

>>63434099
Dude.

>>63434658
yea sure

>>63434099
reminds me of that time ash died in pokemon

>>63434842
Phantom snuggling up into Bettel's tummy and sharing the fetal position just like they do every day in bed. It gets colder and colder, so he nudges his owner to turn the heat up. When nothing changes, he nips out of frustration. No response. Anxiety heightening, he gnaws and gnaws and gnaws. The cold. The hunger. The loneliness. Want to go home. Want to be warm, be inside. Eventually he is inside. It isn't warm. So hungry. Gnaw gnaw gnaw. There's more room now. This is comforting, this is familiar. The little white rib cage, just like our funny friend Jerry used to have. Now Bettel has it too. And now Phantom has it too. Forever.

dead hours puzzle time it is. come join
https://puzzle.aggie.io/suH1ug

>>63434825
procreate dreams is specifically for animation, get the original procreate for normal art

>>63435548
good god

>>63434099
>Altare grabbing Bettel's hand to keep him from falling off of a cliff and into a stampede of Axelotls
>"Altare! HELP ME!""
"LONG LIVE THE LEADER OF GUILD TEMPUS AND MEMBER OF HOLOSTARS ENGLISH, REGIS ALTARE"
I like the scene where Bettel appears in the clouds to Phantom after he meets a wandering schizo vampire in the wilderness who claims to know him.

>>63435608
Anon??? Read the third sentence

I think Axel should play Monster Rancher

>>63435548
Nice, Phantom is the best mascot in all Holopro

Wtf this general told me VG had bad chemistry but bettel and hakka are super funny together... anons lied...

>>63437909
anon they had bad chemistry during the first, idk, 4 months.

>>63437015
nah

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! But Axel is so mean to us! But ah, that's just how he is, and I get that so I personally can't be mad at him, besides, he loved us too much to disappear for as long as he planned! Thank you, but I still felt lonely- that I can't deny. If you have his menshi then I do say you should listen into his last stream, it's short, but even at late night I was laughing along with him and all the axelotls. I missed that guy. He's just terribly busy at the moment and I wish him the best of luck in all the work he has! He was able to relax a lot and take his mind off of his worries for a bit there, and that's always good to do, so I'm happy that Axel had this time for himself- refreshing your environment is great to do for yourself! I hope that him seeing all us axelotls cheering him on and continuing to joke like normal helped cheer him up too, I'm sure of it actually, and that makes me a little happy. He always makes us smile so it'd be nice to return that onto him. But! I wish him nothing but the best, it seems like there's a lot he still has to do, but I know Axel's the type of guy who makes things work out in the end! Please eat well and have fun, and always stay happy and healthy!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JERRY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!
MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE AND REMEMBRANCE!!!!!

we headpat regis awwtare