/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hi /uuu/!

PREEMPTIVE POST THIS TIME, YOU FUCKERS HAVE BEEN GETTING WAY TOO COMFORTABLE

nice

Fauna!

My sunshine finally owns a tavern! I do need some Fauna today to help brighten up my shitty weekend

>>63355227
'grats!

>>63354949
Anonymous!

>>63355201

>>63355201
Squeeb gang rules this thread

>>63355983

>>63355201
Kek, I respect the attempt anti squeeb schizo

>>63355740
Whilst she streamed specifically for me, her favourite sapling, I'm glad it helped you out too sunshineling

My Fauna RPG never.

The more I watch Fauna the more I feel like I am turning into a girl.

>>63357929
Cute

i dont want more NL games...

>>63355201
squeeb

>>63357929
Sex update when

This one's a Fauna original

>>63360640
do. not.

Waiting for Ceres Fauna Ch. hololive-EN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrO8ZmUQR0M
fauna live

love this punctual kirin

kimono
my beloved

Fauna your Iron defiancy...

guys why is fauna green

>>63366374
She's sick. I hope she gets better

>>63366374
she's jealous

>>63366328
based, fuck iron, people who are defiant of iron are good in my book

>>63366328
she should just get the iv, takes like an hour and your good to go for more than a year

You can't just ask someone if they're an elf, Fauna..

>fauna has SAD
>I have SAD
we are...?

>>63367042
SAD

Its weird. This game is so basic but I'm still finding it charming

cute Fauna

New Bert just dropped

Is Bert and Burt

Bau bau!

>>63366900
Getting her hooked up would kill her

Fauna should use this BGM for her superchat catchups

this is silly

>>63368254
What inspired 40k

>>63368264
its my current brainworm

>Everything's good!

>>63368254
This is great, actually

She's getting greedy

I don't often watch Fauna, but occasionally I click on her stream and her voice sucks me in. Her voice is dangerous.

If Helga is so great then why there's no Helga 2? oh...

one frame candy corn

>>63368557
this is how most of us got here, then the little other things that make her special keep you around.

>>63368557
squeeb

>>63368254
could fauna be a salamander?

Imagine opening a tavern and not knowing how to change your menu

I miss her elephant trunk...

Is this stream proof enough to not trust her with money?

>>63368928
If you want, but Ive gone to dark angels instead
>salamanders
pros+
green
protects people
cons-
love flamethrowers
skin looks like ash

>dark angels
pros+
green
forest and gothic themed
loves power swords (fauna loves melee)
horus heresy dark angels armor color (emo fauna)
cons-
surly and brooding

Shout out to Mococo

>>63369635
Mocosex

I am a mind reader. I can see multiple saplings typing in chat trying in vain that she reads your message and maybe even giggles. I'm calling you out specifically Sapling #453.

>>63369997
isnt that what every sapling does in chat?

>>63370068
Damn we got the best mind readers around

>>63369997
>in vain
I document every single time she reads my message and I'm at well over a thousand or two over the two years

Bert cheer up

Bert is just like me frfr

>>63370168
Liar. I download all of the chat logs. You would have to be Evan for this to be true. Evan is the only chatter with that many non-emote-spam chats.

>>63370283
He has that many sent messages, but not that many reads. I get read more frequently he does in every stream except karaokes

>>63369997
fauna has read my messages so many times, I love her

I have another thing that I saw from my mind reading. There is at least one of you lying in bed dozing off while listening to her. Please keep it down for that Sapling. He has to go to work tomorrow.

this is the weirdest larp i've seen here for a long while

I just hope she realizes at some point this stream she can go first person and walk around in her tavern

she never reads my messages

>>63370541
Do you just emote spam or do you just have bad timing?

I want a job where I can be just like Rob, watching my coworker suffer while I do nothing.

>>63370633
i don't message much, and probably have bad timing
of course every message is incredibly high quality

>>63369997
She's read my messages before and giggled.
I've already peaked, I don't need anything else

this probably helps in comment visability

>>63370418
>>63370958
It's always a big dopamine rush. Be careful though. It becomes an addiction soon enough.

>>63371000
I was read more as a grey than after I became a member

>>63371016
The addiction will fade and it'll just become a pure dopamine eventually

>>63371016
too late fellow sapling, already addicted.
out of all the streams i watch fauna is probably the one that reads me the most

What the heck this game have an adventure management side as well

She's so cute when she gets sassy.

why doesnt cover have perms for good games?

>multiple saplings say the same thing
>can't tell if she read mine or someone else's
This is always something that sticks with me, and I think way too long about it each time.

thieves...

>>63371283
when that happens to me, i pay more attention to her exact words. She usually reads stuff verbatim so if one person said "an adventurer died" and you said "the adventurer died" then you'd be able to tell if she said an or the. Doing this will grow your autism though so use at your own risk

I'm not ready for the break. I'm not strong enough...

If Fauna chose me there would be no money troubles...

>>63371805
shut up kieran

>>63371758
When is the break happening?

>>63371863
like a day or two before christmas eve

>>63371758
How long did she say?

>>63371971
she said she'd be gone for at least 'watch streams'

>>63372021
NTA, but that would have been better in a spoiler. 7/10 for your efforts.

>>63372067
yeah you're right, i was too busy laughing at this idiot kirin starve her staff of income

im gonna pay more attention to the stream now, i feel i got the basics down

>underpaying staff
>still always out of money
Is she stupid?

This tavern is so fucked

>>63372215
She isn’t really underpaying staff, the real way to save money on staff is hire them at 5 gold, and replace them the moment they ask for a raise.

>>63372330
Sadly, chat got attached to Rob and especially Bert. Now she's stuck with them.

>>63372177
that helmet design is great, love the cyber eye too

Fauna made EVERYONE mad

>caused the entire restaurant to leave
My entrepreneur kirin

Are you supposed to be renovating this often in this game?

>>63372753
Yeah. You should always been spending profit on expansion.

thieves DESTROYED

I love how cocky Fauna gets in games, there's a dumb charm to it
>"This game is so easy!"
>5 min later: "Noooooo how am I doing so bad?!"

>>63373152
>aaaaaaaAA

>$7 water
Unless you live in a large tourist area, yikes.

Fauna... you could be nicer to someone on a bad date...

I want to sit on faunas velvety cushions if you know what i mean

>>63373579
I don't know what you mean. Explain.

>>63373527
Me 'n Fauna on our date.

>>63373632
I'm sorry it went so poorly.

>>63373620
Her tavern has velvety cushions and i want to sit on them. What did you think I meant?

How much abuse would you tolerate if Fauna was your boss?

riches

>>63374013
stupid candy corn ass kirin
god i love her

I like to imagine that Fauna is sitting on my lap with my arms around her waist when she streams.

No christmas...

>okay, I will raise sneed

She really yearns for the mistery meat

>>63374537
Yeah, mine.

I will force-feed Fauna meat, and she will become a regular meat eater.

fauna laugh so cute

I need Fauna to be my wife and spend christmas with me

>>63374820
You have a bit less than a month. Better be quick!

>>63374820
she will spend christmas with me

>>63375102
too small

First Sapling to respond in 10 seconds gets to have sex with Fauna. Otherwise, I get my chance.

fauna touching her nose audibly

>>63375370
I knew I would win. See ya suckers!

>>63375375
stop listening pervert

she's so beautiful in her kimono man, ive missed this outfit

>>63375375

>>63375595
Its cute, but I can't look at it and not see an apron

tfw glacial groundwater that comes ice cold from the tap

Me, I wish women were real

>>63376090
Take the estrogen anon

Fauna says I have a fat ass.

Saplings are pawg'd up, apparently

>>63376465
>>63376338
Stop twisting words

>>63376465
>w
>g

>>63376625
She called me bottom heavy.

>>63376677
last poll had us at 131% femsaps, you're not...male are you?
sickening...

How many streams does she have left to read?

>>63377188
at least deltarune 1, 2, 3, 4

Pretty cute drawing from an Anon over in Global

>>63377188
All 4 Deltarune streams, I think that's it but not 100% sure

>>63377267
I like the hooman just standing in the corner, watching.

>10pm est
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REINE COLLLAB LETS GOOOOOOOO

Is the past within any good? Never heard of it

>>63377736
It's so rare that collabs are at FST that I was honestly expecting it as soon as she mentioned it. Kinda sucks since I can't watch it live but gonna catch the vod.

Damn Nerissa that setlist is white as fuck.

Missed her stream again! Does she not post a schedule?

I was wondering where the fuck that Cereines collab went. Now where the fuck is the Mori/Fauna collab

It's been a long time since we've had a collab with Reine, sounds like it'll be super fun. Depending on how I feel, I may have to watch the VoD instead.

Goodnight, /uuu/.

>>63378177
How new?

>>63378191
Hope it isn't a game that makes her motion sick this time. What was the game name she said?
Anyway, night /uuu/.

>>63378191
i dont remember the last stream at all, escape simulator? or a variant of it

>>63378177
Anon outside of collabs she streams at the same fucking time every day. Check around 5pm EST, it is not that difficult. I would understand if she were Ame who jumps timeslots like mad but she sticks to the same fucking 6pm EST stream. For fuck's sake.

>>63378303
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1515210/The_Past_Within/
It shouldn't make her motion sick

>>63378292
>replying to faunaschizo
How new?

>>63378177
Assuming you're a tourist/new, she hasn't done schedules in a while but Fauna always streams at FST (6pm EST) with rare exceptions (like the collab at 10pm tom).

Is Fauna actually on eastern time? I thought for the longest time she was west coast

>>63377756
It's garbage. You can watch Kronii and Anya play it

>>63378402
Her computer is set to JST :-)

>>63378402
It's like no one remember her desperately wanting to do a New Year countdown for EST and it only got delayed because the setup was being a piece of shit.

I don't think she's EST (it wouldn't make sense how she made it to Ame's house so fast if she was), but she runs on EST.

>>63378402
She's 100% west coast.

>>63378616
A-are we the new /become/?

>>63378292
>>63378376
>>63378400
Thanks. Yes I am new, gomen.

>>63378402
She is on west coast, said it herself. Did you not watch the headbanger stream?

>Kirin's global
someone had their mind somewhere else...

>>63378848
I had that stream on as background noise so I probably glossed over it
But why does she try to be EST? Are saplings all grown on the east coast?

>>63378852
Whaaaaat the hell? Did she fruedian slip what I’m thinking she did?

>>63378954
That's a comment you retard.

>>63378951
>But why does she try to be EST
She doesn't? maybe Reine sent it as EST and she read it the same.

>>63378954
You can't delete your mistakes

>>63379236
>She doesn't?
Have you ever seen her schedules, EST is her main one. It was EST until FST came around too.

>>63379574
>EST is her main one
Not really. She says PST just as much. Maybe she started out with EST because it's what she saw from Myth girls, but she never implied EST as her time zone.

>>63379988
The New Year's Karaoke was deliberately designed to be for EST Midnight, not PST. The only reason why it didn't happen on time was because of technical difficulties. To say she doesn't really care or that it's "not her timezone" when she has been working with EST since the beginning is goddamn odd.

Do east coast saplings even exist? I've only seen west coast or europeans

>>63380561
I'm EST, yes. She streams at a great time for me to get home, cook up some dinner, and eat it while watching her.

>>63380561
I'm in the midwest, does that make me an oddity?

>>63380561
Northeast US sapling here. I love her usual schedule.

>>63380804
Nope. CST best ST

>>63380804
like, Ohio midwest, or Nebraska midwest?

>>63380934
Hows it like being incst?

>>63381047
>incst
actual kek

>>63381047
That's only one state in CST, alabama

>>63380561
The times its mentioned I have seen more EST than PST viewers.
Not sure how accurate this is, but always believed Fauna have more EST people watching her because of that.

>>63380505
>New Year's Karaoke was deliberately designed to be for EST Midnight
You're retarded. This is a pointless discussion.

>>63381156
holy shit, its me irl, nice work anon

>>63381270
She outright said it was for EST you stupid faggot. You're the one who's retarded.

>>63381398
Yes, she did. You lack critical thinking.

>>63377736
>>63377741
when?

>>63381690
Tomorrow

>>63380994
Closer to Nebraska

>>63380561
CST or UTC-6

>>63380561
EST is literally best possible timezone for watching Fauna. Europoor's have it at like 2am as usual, PST are 3pm which is "children and unemployed" zone. EST is glorious 6pm when even wagies can watch.

>>63381690
Tomorrow FST+4

>>63381980
my condolences

Man after watching Fauna so much it catches me off guard every time I hear holo swear.

I don't event mind, it's just this "Wait, what? They could do this? Is this legal?" moment every time.

>>63382596
just another reason that the east coast is superior

>>63365227
This green women looking at you like this from across the bar, what do?

>>63384551
cry probably

>>63384551
wonder why i'm in a bar, i don't drink

>>63384551
order her a pickleback and wink

>>63384551
Y-you too...

>>63384551
Talk to her about conspiracy theories.

>>63384551
Flunitrazepam

>>63384551
this >>63385089

>>63384551
Put on ribbons while maintaining eye contact

>>63385089
>>63390480
Obviously, it's a salad bar, idiots

>>63384551
A.I?

>>63392834
w-w-why is she looking at me like that....

>>63392880
Forced sapling feminization

>>63392880

>>63393507
h-hot

>>63393507
Fauna should do an ASMR stream themed around this idea

>>63392834
>>63393671
>Asanagi papa, he is a pro

>>63394065
>he isnt aware of the tier 5 memba strims
have fun as a gray name anon

I want to impale a sapling on my cock