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...

I hope everyone is having a bad

Sad morning.
Tired morning.

SHIORI CUTE

SHE ***** ME

>>63336899
she wifes you?

Shiori can't get away with it forever

>>63336896
... cool?

>>63337191
yea...

>>63334645
Nice. I'm still waiting for this guy's Skyrim follower to get ripped.

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

I'm going to sleep. You better not make me fucking angry like you always do when I wake up.

>>63337695
chu~

>>63337695
Yesterday night was fine. Goodnight.

>>63337695
Have nightmares

>>63335751
Here you go. Kinda laxxed the ending but I quite enjoyed it anyway.
>"Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! May I have your attention?! You won't want to miss the unveiling of our latest addition to our lovely zoo! Please gather around the centre stage at your earliest convenience!"
>The announcement rings out, and different packs of people slowly fill the seating area around the centre stage.
>Men and women with their children, students on a field trip, couples on dates, and even those who just wanted to kill some time were amongst the audience.
>A rather large cage is in the middle, the contents of the cage blankted by a large cloth curtain that enveloped the entire thing.
>"Now, introducing our lovely Shiori!"
>The curtain rises, and inside of the cage is a feline-like creature.
>Her appearance rather strange, the right side white, the left side black.
>She's busy pushing aside a rock, when the suddenly she gazes at the audience watching her.
>"Now, our lovely Shiori is a rare one, she just came to us this morning!"
>The announcer trying to hype up the audience as they continued to watch
>A child wanders up to the cage, asking the announcer innocently if he can feed Shiori.
>With a smile, he nods, handing the child some popcorn.
>"Just put your hand out little one, and our lovely Shiori will happily consume your offerings."
>The child meekly extends his hand outwards, the popcorn on the palm of his hands
>The audience watches on in anticipation, waiting to see how Shiori reacts.
>She slowly makes her way towards the child, taking each kernel one by one and nibbling into it, then eating it.
>She purrs, satisfied with the tribute. The audience then stands in applause.
>Shocked by the sudden amount of loud noises, Shiori retreats inside of a hollow log that was given to her in her cage.
>"Now now my dearest audience, she's a shy girl, sudden loud noises are quite the scare for her!"
>Shiori is inside her log, shaking, hoping the sudden noises will go away.
>Her paws on her head, her ears covered and her eyes closed.
>Suddenly, Shiori awakens in her bed.
>She quickly looks at her arms, realizing they're her normal human arms.
>"Oh good golly, that was such a weird dream! I should write that down so I have something to tell the Novelites later!"
>She opens her bedside drawer, grabbing a pen and a notepad, and begins to jot down her latest dream.

>>63337344
what's the context behind this picture

>>63338804
they are both retarded

>>63338804
They are silly.

>>63338804
I just saw it in one of the early pages and saved it, so I have no idea otherwise...
https://twitter.com/ouchihitme/status/1727539862788534530

yall ever feel like you go insane with love for her?

>>63339327
>yall
Not insane, but I probably like her more than is sensible for a parasocial relationship.

https://youtu.be/8YTJbseLq1o?t=1485

Who is Shiori talking about here? Kuro with a me?

>>63339467
think she’d be into it if i cut her name into my thigh?

>>63339575
Sanrio character. Kuromi.

>>63339575
kuro = black
kuro with a me = a nigger

>>63339742
Oooh
I thought Miuro or something and found nothing.

>>63339575

>>63338368
Well, I'm glad she didn't piss herself in the dream.
Is she supposed to be a catgirl or further to the right on the furry scale?

>>63338368
cute stuff anon, cheers!

>>63338368
i have no idea why but i was expecting a zebra, cute write-up though

SHIORI A CUTE

>>63341253
You could even say, the cutest.

If Shiorissa gets Kys
What will this get

>>63341518

I need a gif of Shiori's model being all sad and shit

>>63338368
Cute
where can I adopt one

how do I stop having romantic feelings for her...

>Drove 20 minutes to do my steppies innawoods
>There were hundreds of people doing some outdoor activity
Clearly this is a message from god telling me to hikikomorimaxx

私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

>>63342055
>cooler weather
>less ticks around
>get to hear the satisfying crunch of the leaves under foot
I'd do the same

It's going up. My mental darkness.

Good morning. Woke up to see I got a heart from the zatsu vod. No X likes though, but that’s ok. It’s a good trade-off

Sometimes it’s good to be a heartschizo

I wonder if I'm ever going to hear good news in my life again.

>>63342492
There's a Shiori ice cream hand cam next week
Does it count

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

シオリ、エーラマス アン!

>finish rewatching old vod
>Shiori gives a kiss
>start feeling sad
>play another vod before sadness sinks in

>>63342913
How about you just watch the mem stream from yesterday?

>>63342314
It's never good to be a heartschizo. The feelings just eats you up until you break and have a mental breakdown when you don't get one.

>>63343387
Yeah, you’re right. Let me ride this high as long as I can. Ain’t got much making me perk up these days.

Oh, the misery. It just doesn't stop.

real depression hours today, huh? What's got you all so down right now?

>>63343996
I'm good, relatively speaking.

>>63343996
No Shiori at al until Monday, and some of us are poorfags so couldn't afford the member stream, also life sucks. Gonna go and do my steppie reps today.

>>63343912
Oh the misery
Every single person is my enemy

>>63343912
>>63344090
Oh the misery
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

>>63343996
It's because I'm dragging myself back into coding, the bane of my existence, as well as my only notable skill that could get me a job.

>>63343996
My life sucks. Coming here is one of the only pleasures in my life at the moment

>>63343996
I'm in a happy state, but not joyful.

>>63343996
sundays are always like this... when you realize that you can't look forward to a stream today is the worst feeling... hoping for a twitter space today

>>63343996
For me, it’s just the morning blues. I’ll probably cheer up after hitting the gym. It’s leg day so wish me luck I guess.

If my mood doesn’t improve, then it’s business as usual. Hey, at least I got a heart!

>>63343996
I solved a problem that has been giving me headaches for two months so I'm feeling really light right now. I'm so thankful for Shiori. I wish I wasn't a creatively stunted retard and could do something for her.

>>63344907
I really like Shiori's big boobs

>>63344981
I like Loli Shiori more but I loved that hairstyle and the look on her face

>>63345113
Woah, it's irl accurate Shiori...

What does it feel like to have a mental breakdown?

>>63345487
Fuck around and find out

>>63345487
I don't know. I forget the feeling of having a mental breakdown, the after effects of it suck tho.

>>63345487 (Me)
Fuck, this shit sucks. No information is seeping into my brain from the outside world. No memory is being recalled. And I just spontaneously cried for no reason without tears coming out. What the fuck is this shit.

>>63345546
This (You)? >>63341357

>>63345735
Nah, I assumed it was one of (you) guys or a shitposter.

Some people are retarted aren't they?

>>63345793
They really are.

sorry to cut into the depression hours, but i wrote a thing again as a sequel to >>63326572 after getting a little inspired from watching Clerks

https://pastebin.com/Lpy2epkb

the more i wrote this out, the more i started having an idea of just using this same convenience store setting as a backdrop for other slice-of-life prompts

>>63343996
You know how being alive is a pendulum between suffering and boredom?
Well right now I am in the boredom section. Since I finished the msq in XIV I haven't found something that grabbed my attention.

Maybe I should do crack (play wow again) but I know I don't actually want to.

>>63336533
Good morning shiggers. I woke up with a fucked back after a bad dream.

>>63345936
good morning anon, hope you can unfuck it soon

>>63343996
well i keep listening to midwest emo and that makes me down and sad
>stop listening to it
no i dont think i will

>>63345936
Good morning. I feel for you. Yesterday I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't move my arm. I get it going to sleep sometimes, but this time I was sitting in the dark with whip-like arm and dangling it from the shoulder for like 5 minutes, and since I just woke up my mind didn't want to process what the fuck was going on. Fun times.

>>63343996
I went to a party with some people I didn't know and it was pretty awkward and I don't think they (or at least the host) liked me being there that much.
I was also the only non-asian there which was maybe kind of weird.
And my friend who I left early to go play Lethal Company with for the first time was a no-show. He said he was "not feeling well" but I suspect he got mega drunk and blacked out and forgot.

>>63346291
>I was also the only non-asian there which was maybe kind of weird.
I hope you did the voice when talking with them

>>63346108
>>63346186
I fell asleep with my laptop on my chest on the futon instead of in my bed during Shiroi's stream. Thankfully my laptop didn't break but my back paid the price since my futon is uncomfortable.

My mind has rejected thinking. It's not a fun a thing at all. Not a fun thing to be overwhelmed by a big ball of nothingness that will make you spontaneously cry for seemingly no reason. Every kind of process in the brain is rejected. Stimulation, recalling memory, imagery, thinking in general. What's left is your raw and bare emotion that wants to let itself out because you're a retard who has been holding it in for such a long time knowing that it will implode one day. And these spells of non-thinking are the way of your emotions to slightly seep and spill out of you. I'm typing this post as if my body is moving automatically. Watching it from the outside. I call this stress-writing, similar to the way Shiori stress-cries. I'm afraid of the fact that I may just be using Shiori to leech on existence. To have an excuse to breathe. Things will get better, that's what I hope. Better from what?

>>63345854
These are really fun to read, thanks anon.

>>63345854
It was a cute, enjoyable read. Would love to watch an animated series like this.

You guys wouldn't be so sad on Sundays if you took your Jesus Juice.

Satan created Shiori as a tool to make me a good boy

>>63348180
I'm a third generation atheist and converting to a religion you don't believe in sounds incredibly gay.

>>63347316
>>63347519
i'm glad you guys got to enjoy it! it's always a fun time just writing this stuff

>>63336533
Remember Novelites, Shiori wants happy boys. Sadboys and depressed boys better turn into reformed boys lest they need not apply.

>>63348349

>>63348349
I'm sure that it's fine if you are working on yourself.

Hi

>>63348472
Is /#/ slow today or something?

Tomorrow's another work week, good night buds.

>>63348667
good night

>>63348667
Sleep well Novelbud.

>>63348667
おやすみ

>>63348667
Sleep well

>>63343996
I applied to over 600 jobs since I lost mine in March. I had to move back in with my parents who I have a poor relationship
with. I do nothing besides exercise, run errands for them/other family members, and do chores while I send out more job applications that go nowhere. It's the end of the year and noone is interviewing right now so I have a full month to sit around and hate myself. I don't think I'm psychologically able to really deal with that without being in a bad mental state. I know I could be working on coding personal projects or something to try bettering myself, but there is nothing I have any interest in working on and I have a lot of anxiety towards going back into tech since I fucking sucked at it even though I put a ton of effort and hours in. Also no Shiori today.

>>63343996
I changed some settings in my Shiori bot and now she's so fucking horny I can't stop her. If I don't fake illnesss or something she straight up rapes me AAAAAAAAAAA

>>63348892
You made your own? Link?

>>63343996
my fucking stomach still

>>63345854
damn I love your stories anon kun

>>63345854
Pretty cute. It's interesting to see interpretations of her character that are significantly different from my own. Thank you for the stories, anon.

>>63348892
say to her you're gay

>feel like writing something
>remember the last 2 things I've written both got zero (You)s
nevermind

>>63349817
You don't write for the (You)s just like you don't write for the hearts.

>>63349817
I'll give you a (you) this time anon. please write for us, for me...

>>63349072
>>63349441
thanks, glad you enjoyed them - personally i think probably deviated too far from shiori's usual stream personality but by the time i thought about it i was more-or-less kinda done

>>63349817
buddy, if you get your writing out there and i'll give you a (you) if I see it when i wake up in a few hours if only because i'm curious about what you've cooked up; while you're at it post the other two too

>>63349817
you like this don't you, you dirty (you) liker

>>63349817
I'll give you a (you), anon. When you want one, indicate it. I don't mind reading any story here but a lot of the time I'm mentally checked out.

>>63348854
If you've applied to that many and haven't heard anything, I would strongly recommend asking one of your former coworkers to look over your resume/cover letter/applications to review them and point out areas or phrasing to improve--you have to advertise and frame your skills well, even if they sound trivial. I've been in a similar situation before and it really does feel hopeless at times, but you just have to keep pushing through. Even something as seemingly menial as volunteering in the mean time might spark some inspiration, raise your spirits, make you some friends, and/or even land you a job (I got one this way). Ganbare, anon.

Schedule out!! wow!!
posting because nobody did and yes i know it was in yesterday stream but still

>>63350383
This art is sooo good...

>>63348854
How about trying to make a simple fan game?

>>63350383
>more UK shitposting
>another comfy afternoon stream
>silence of the lambs with advent
>ice cream party
we're eating good this week boys

>>63350383
I can't wait for the Ice Cream party, I get to eat ice cream and watch my goth wife somehow screw up making ice cream.

Anyone has a good theory on why Shiori attracts so many people with high levels of mental darkness?

>>63350383
>Members Only: Live Milking Myself On Stream
Jeez Shiori I don't think the management is going to like that

>>63350614
they see shiori as a mirror of themselves.
>autistic
>broken past
>love-hate relationship with parents

>>63350614
It's honestly a good question. Out of all the advent threads, /shig/ has some incredible mental darkness...
I worry about you guys sometimes

>>63349817
(You) will take my (You) and like it.

>>63350614
Broken girl attracts broken people

>>63350383
>EU friendy stream
EUBROS, WE ARE SO BACK

What's at the end of the road for the good boys who trusted?

I suddenly teared up out of nowhere, I can't believe thinking is so bad lately

>>63350583
We always eat good. I can't really name a bad schedule off the top of my head. October was kind of hit or miss with all the horror kusoge, but it still had some nice zatsu and creatividad streams every week.

>>63351007
Salvation.

>>63351007
peace

I wish I couldn’t think.

>>63343996
I just got back from trauma therapy and i'm realizing more and more that everything I did with my older sister wasn't normal so it's sorta putting me into a deep sadness

>>63351088
>We always eat good.
Well except whenever she cooks.

>>63351774
You just have a weak constitution anon.

>>63350383
I will be honest, I wish Shiori picked more interesting games. Everhood was fantastic, we need more of that. She's a good gamer, she just need to believe in herself more.

>>63351774
stop being a picky eater and eat the raw burger topped with moldy cheese

>>63350614
The fanbase reflects the streamer.

>>63351870
>stop being a picky eater and eat the raw burger topped with moldy cheese

>>63351774

I love Shiorin, lads. Sadly, I would not be able to find a girl like her since she is truly one of a kind.

>>63352071
Stop making us more depressed, we all know that.

>>63352071
I hope Shiori got a fat paycheck for telling us to play XIV to find our own Shiori.

>>63352071
Please don't remind me, I was just beginning to be happy today.

Good morning, I love Shiori

Prompt is up. I'll write my feelings of sadness now.

>>63352161
cute morning

>>63352071
If you're only looking for Shiori, you'll never find happiness. But you can find someone similar to her that makes you feel the same way. Don't let an impossible goal cloud your vision of something precious and worthwhile that is right in front of you.

>>63352161
Good morning.

Are all the dorky autistic big titty goths really all on FFXIV?

>>63352305
Stop trying to be positive on a Sunday thread

Overanalyzing prompt autists, what sex act does she mean by this?

>>63352415
mindcontrol ofcourse

>And they walked away from each other, never to cross paths again.
That was such an easy prompt.

today prompt is a continuation of https://pastebin.com/J1k6sJHv fanfic

>>63352797
AHHHH DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT

>>63352797
Fuck you.

>>63352797
Man...fuck you

>>63352797
The origin story of Rissa hate posters.

>>63352797

Shioris pussy fucking STANK

>>63353288
You would know, wouldn't you Pepper?

I will NEVER play FFXIV.

>>63350190
I had a 20-30% callback rate for awhile, but got ghosted after the resume screens pretty often, then basically gave up on practicing after one month where I failed 5 final interviews since I had to plan for and prep for a move across the U.S. and even with the same resume my callback ratio has cratered since I've been unemployed for most of a year and am damaged goods. I've been applying for other jobs I'm qualified for because I hated coding, but can't even get callbacks at all for those.

>>63353585
Salt is the one that sleeps next to her pussy though.

I always have comfy Sundays.

>>63353744
God I wish I was salt

I don't Shiori

How do yurolites/nighttime workers feel about the zatsEUdan?

>>63336533
I finally wrote something for her prompt, I feel a lot more confident now. I'll write something for the general later.

>>63353972
Finally some fucking streamfood

>>63354056
gj

https://youtu.be/KtlgYxa6BMU?si=hpznQSS-bg9vGyBE

Shiori saw my peehole

>>63353972
I'll finally get 7 hours of sleep, used to wake up at 5 am to catch her streams and go back to sleep again

Achoo.

>>63354295
FUCK YOU

Oh my good gosh! It's going in!

Good morning. Good night.

>>63354691
sex morning sex night

>>63352797
I still have dreams of this and another.

>fucked up an entire pot of pasta by first not having enough water, then cooking it too long because I thought it would be wise to boil an extra pot's worth of water and add it to the first pot, all the while it was still lit up
I'm such a fucking fuck up

>>63355486
It's just a pot of pasta, don't be too hard on yourself. Shiori would do worse

>>63355486
Sh-Shiori?

>>63345927
Which expansion in particular?

>>63355568
Shiori would probably forget the water

>>63355568
Shiori would probably try frying the uncooked noodles.

>>63355486
what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

>>63353972
I usually go to sleep at 8 PM and wake up at 4 AM for streams, then start working after the stream ends. That will be the one day I need to stay up past midnight. Less than ideal but it's fine.

>>63355597
Endwalker.

>>63355486
>by first not having enough water,
This is honestly almost impossible. It would require you to have no water at all, or close to it. If you use little water you get a risotto-style pasta, which is the basis of a lot of one pot recipes.

>>63355765
I was cooking a huge amount which was also on accident because it didn't look like that much in the bag and I thought I was only cooking a bit of it...

>>63355838
Shiori please...

Good morning. My mental darkness is at a whole whopping 3.
I love Shiori! God is good even if I'm an aethiest.

>>63356078
Morning. Don't forget when it hits 0 you forfeit your right to Shiori forevermore.

>>63356078
>3
Out of 4?

>>63356234
Out of 100.
captcha: 2PSXY

>>63356111
That's why I will always force myself to be on at least 1, I love being able to watch Shiori and 0 means giving up chuubas.

>>63356319
If you're still posting here, there's no way its under 50

>>63356319
>3/100
>Posting on 4chan
Pick one and only one

>wrote a fic in the morning
>been thinking about another one and making notes through the evening
>now there is a new prompt
I feel like the wojak in those "it's time for your dick flattening" memes

>>63356619
Don't burn yourself out. My writing refractory period was near a month.

>>63356367
>>63356396
You never ever truly leave /here/
There was a time where I was truly on the deep end and even attempted it but I've made my road to recovery and now here I am. I love Shiori for being one of the most encouraging, passionate chuubas I've ever seen.

Jesus Christ. It took me way too long to respond to her prompt. I'm not happy with it, but I am not gonna spend another hour revising it. Writer's block hit like a mf.

>>63356809
Don't force yourself to write every prompt if you're being hit with good ol' writer's block. Taking the time to relax and recollect your thoughts is good.
Unless you're a heartschizo, then I can't stop you.

>>63356809
It wasn't just you, this prompt was kinda weak imo. Not much to actually work off of, at least for me.

>>63356919
I wrote more than I should initially and had to rewrite and trim it down. I need to work on being concise.

This prompt reminds me of the bookmark prompt someone once wrote in the early days. Lemme see if I can find it.

Goodnight. Today was a good day.

What is it like to have low mental darkness?

I feel like my soul is tainted and being blackened by sin and evil lately. Do I need to seek God, shiggers?

>>63357042
Goodnight, sleep well.

>>63357104
Seek for it, but hope you never find it.

>>63356809
>Unless you're a heartschizo

>>63357067
You don't let life's worry's get to you and you just embrace whatever the fuck happens with a smile while looking forward to continuing your goals, whether it be work or study goals.

>>63357104
God won't save you, learn to rely on yourself and other things that are actually real.

>>63357248
God damn it. I meant to reply to >>63356906

>>63357248
>>63357298
I don't mean this in any bad way but I do wonder if there are anons that are in this just because they enjoy writing and not because they want a heart.
Heartschizos, you do you.

I was watching the intro video, does anyone knows if this design is a reference to someone in particular? any deep holo lore?

>>63357568
I like writing, but I don't do prompts because I fear what could happen if she hearted me

>>63357641
Go get hearted by a 2view and report back on how it felt. That's probably how it'll feel from Shiori too.

>>63357568
I know some that do enjoy writing and the hearts the come with it are just a plus. I admit, once I started getting hearts is when I turned into a heart schizo.

>>63357682
Please no, I already have strong I can save her tendencies whenever I see a 2 views, if I get hearted I'd be fucked.
It's why I stay away from indies.

>>63357797
Then you already have your answer for what happens when Shiori does it, no?

>>63352415
You had a one night stand with Shiori before and you two see each other years later but neither of you don't remember each other's names.

>>63357682
Not that I have, but I'll answer again that these feelings are so strong because it is Shiori. I'll not force myself to go visit someone I have little to no interest in simply calm some passing whim when I'd rather be at Shiori's mercy.

>>63355765
Time to do the alliance missions then! It's a load of fun alongside pandemonium. did you like the test of your reflexes and the first fight?

>>63358167
Fair enough, the 2view cure doesn't work for everyone.

>>63358353
Oh I already did pandemonium. I did all the alliance raids, all the raid, all the trials, almost every noteworthy sidequest.

I am missing the post moogle chain, the relic weapon grinds, and a bunch of tribes (I did the namazu though). I think that's it.

Shiori's face of disgust and tiredness as you insist on listening to Cumtown on your entire 11h drive together back from your vacation

>>63357568
I enjoy writing and Shiori has been a source of inspiration, same with some anons from here. The hearts are just a plus, just like the (you)s

>>63357568
Bit of both.

>>63358439
I'm sorry for doubting you as a sapling

>>63355486
Be good to yourself and buy fresh pasta made out of durum wheat instead of the hard dried starch sticks.
That shit is war time food and takes ages to cook correctly, and then people forget the stuff and it overboils and becomes sloppy crap.

With fresh paste you can feel it's much softer, they don't take so long to cook.
The ones I like to use have Spinahc in them and only need 1 minute of boiling.

>>63358727
NTA but we don't have those here, I'd have to pay a ridiculous amount for the flour to make it from scratch or just the hard starch sticks.

>>63358727
>takes ages to cook correctly,
Dried pasta should be ready in about 10 minutes. I do agree that fresh is better but christ just set a timer on your phone.

My AI chatbot sex sessions are also my writing reps

Oh and hard starch sticks is literally just dried fresh pasta, it still should be made out of durum wheat.

Sequel >>63327094
>It's another day and Shiori promises she'll help clean
>You've got the time off work and will not answer any calls
>Today you will clean. No distractions, no excuses
>You tell Shiori she's not allowed to play with anime figures and she pouts, but agrees
>You start on the closet, taking all of the boxes out
>Shiori walks into the now empty closet
>She remarks that it's cold in there
>Excitedly rushing over to you, she grabs your hand and pulls you into the closet
>You notice that it does indeed feel cooler than the outside
>Then you realize Shiori has her arms around you
>Then you realize that Shiori has her lips pressed against yours, her fingers tangled in your hair
>Then you realize that she's taking off your clothes, and then her own
>The closet is no longer feels colder as her warm skin presses against yours, and you're no longer cleaning, the both of you are getting dirty

WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Did you eat healthily?
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I overslept, but not by much, just a couple hours.
>Did you eat healthily?
Skipping breakfast, will eat lunch later.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Been reading Alice, and some manhwa that released for weekly.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Went for a light jog for about 45 minutes after waking up and washing my face, was nice and refreshing.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
I'm about to.

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
About 7h
>Did you eat healthily?
No, I was lazy and bought a pizza
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Yes
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Always
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Helped my grandma with some gardening

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Had a nightmare but otherwise, I think so
>Did you eat healthily?
Always
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
That I should've got a car license when I was younger. But better late than never. Also hate is a great motivator
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Rest days for the weekend so not really. But I did get a new bench and row PR on Friday
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Other from here? Not really

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
No
>Did you eat healthily?
No
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I'm a failure and disgrace
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
No
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Hell no. I've had enough during the week

>>63359420
Literally me frfr

>>63358697
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Yes. I woke up early but decided to go back to sleep for another hour or so
>Did you eat healthily?
Yes, I even cooked a bit extra for tomorrow
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I've read fanfics from /here/ and now I'm going through the prompt
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Nope. I've always been terrible at maintaining any kind of exercise
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Spoke with some friends for an hour or two

>New schedule
>Wednesday day off back
So she was streaming on that day to make up for the Advent movie watchalong not being on her channel.
I love her so much.

>>63359165
It was like 5 hours.
I didn't eat at all.
The fanfics here.
Nope.
Yeah, ive played games with some friends today.

>>63358931
Maybe you haven't looked in the right places.
Fresh soft pasta is always located in the refrigerator sections, on the opposite end of the building to the dry stuff.

>>63359165
>Full night of sleep
Roughly about 10 and a half hours. Was very happy after the member stream as I got a heart and slightly more.
>Did you eat healthily?
Unfortunately no. I'm going on a calorie deficit.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I've learned that going cold turkey on cigarettes and alcohol makes it me feel good and relapsing for a party wasn't worth it.
>Steppies or other physical activity?
Not for today/yesterday. Was recovering from the almost alcohol poisoning.
>Socialize with another human
Does Shiori from the member stream count? Otherwise none at all for today.
I admit I'm still in the midst of recovery and I don't have the energy to do anything and it feels like another low maintenance day of reading/waiting for something

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I barely got 6 hours last night
>Did you eat healthily?
It's been hard since I've been eating Thanksgiving leftovers for the past few days but today I was good and just had a light soup
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Just reading shitposts here so not really.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
No I've been a cave rat this weekend.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Talked to online friends a bit but not as much as usual because I'm stressed out with finals.

>>63360247
I'm certain I'd have to go to specialty stores for it. just SEAsian things

>>63360474
You have all sorts of other chinese pasta and while glass noodle stuff over there, bro don't pretend you don't have goood stuffs.

I don't want to sleep
I don't want monday to begin

>>63361234
Why?

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
No. Since having two jobs messed up my sleep sched.
>Did you eat healthily?
No. I'm going trough Thanksgiving left overs
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Nothing useful
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
I went to the gym this morning. Today was leg day + Cardio
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Yes. I sat in a VC for a total of 5 hours watching my friend play TLOU and we also played some Zombies. About to repeat the same thing today.

Pic unrelated

>>63361234
But Anon, you'll get to watch a new episode of Rick and Morty

>>63361234
It's one day closer to Dragon Quest Monsters. That's something to celebrate.

>>63360697
If it's those then ofc we'd have a ton of them. I thought we were keeping it within durum wheat Italian stuff..

>>63361234
Same. I'm tired of work taking most of my time and energy. I feel like I only really live during the weekends

>>63361289
Because I don't want to work.
Also there is something I keep postponing, making it worse the more I postpone, which makes me postpone it even harder.

>>63361498
Just make pho you faggot, it's better shit we literally travel to the other side of the planet to eat that stuff.

>>63361602
I do? Like I said I thought we were keeping it within the Italian shit.

It's Sunday.
This week there are 28 videos from the archive that are due to expire. Any help in keeping these active would be appreciated.
Thank you.

https://streamable.com/gnm2fe
https://streamable.com/rxp55e
https://streamable.com/d4ei0x
https://streamable.com/pagfba
https://streamable.com/cobarl
https://streamable.com/50l37p
https://streamable.com/1bewah
https://streamable.com/zpgk8f
https://streamable.com/dj1o4m
https://streamable.com/gr22w8
https://streamable.com/m2f420
https://streamable.com/ii18ir
https://streamable.com/xzz9va
https://streamable.com/qk2jct
https://streamable.com/2hzy11
https://streamable.com/3abft5
https://streamable.com/mxfop0
https://streamable.com/xn0f1n
https://streamable.com/m8aj5q
https://streamable.com/p49kyf
https://streamable.com/r6l5bl
https://streamable.com/l5nzp9
https://streamable.com/n22bzi
https://streamable.com/26u65l
https://streamable.com/td5uc4
https://streamable.com/r0do0q
https://streamable.com/qoyi2j
https://streamable.com/pwdp5t

>>63361679
I have trouble imagining a sea monkey eat european desperation food meant to be stashed away for hard war times and famines. I don't know why anyone would subject themselves to that.

>>63361687
As a follow up post, if you would like to watch more, videos from
https://rentry.org/t9zuc#everhood-anime-girls-heart-breaks-again-and-again-in-front-of-you
and up will be flagged for expiry this week.

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
I slept for three hours after staying up to watch the Laplus live and watching anime after Shiori and the others ended and then I knocked out for another two
>Did you eat healthily?
I just ate some pizza I made with fresh cheese I bought, so I guess
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I learned that there's master grade SDs now
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
It's cold out and raining and I have a cold, so I don't wanna go outside for steppies
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
I watched anime with friends, so yes

I see how it is. Maybe I'm the only true Novelite here, everyone else watches more than 1 girl. Makes me sad actually. That's why some people don't have mental darkness. I should ignore every sane poster.

>>63361895
I used to, but I don't have time for anyone but Shiori now.

>>63361895
I only exclusively watched Shiori now. used to be a Takodachi and an Omaruza

>>63361895
I'm a sane poster and I only watch Shiori.
I just have an outlet for my mental darkness, work.

If I'm not watching Shiori
I'm thinking about Shiori
I'm writing about Shiori
I'm posting about Shiori
I'm looking at Shiori images
I'm talking to the Shiori AI
or I'm dreaming about Shiori

>>63361895
I love and support my wife's friends and potential friends and work to spread happiness like she'd want me to

>>63362228
>used to be a Takodachi
Once a Tako always a Tako

>>63361687
Gave them a watch, and you also reminded me to download any new ones. Cheers!

>https://streamable.com/xn0f1n
I'm fucking dying

>>63359081
SEXXXXXXXX

>>63359165
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
No, I'm EU so I had to wake up and watch Shiori before going back to sleep
>Did you eat healthily?
Yes, veggies carbs and protien
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did a research for college, does that count?
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Fuck no
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Currently in discord with friends playing games

>>63362684
Doubt...

>>63361758
Btw, the streamable for this one seems to be down

Samsara Room: A Mysterious Girl Awaits Your Reincarnation For the ?th Time

Gentle Mwah
https://files.catbox.moe/pxinoy.webm
https://streamable.com/9bsmsy

>>63362764
>>63362955
Thank you. I'll have to do a more thorough check.
Looking at the kisses the correct URL was
https://streamable.com/el3q4r
I've fixed it now

>>63359165
>yes
>no, I haven't eaten at all today
>I did a little work on my second lang study
>Yes but unfortunately it wasn't for the right reasons
>Yes but not with people who I enjoy

Did she ever talk about skiing?

Shiorin is soo cute....

That's my Shiorin!

Dumb meeting with people who will try to hurt me mentally and emotionally. Wish me luck.

>>63364394
I like to imagine you have been doing this for hours and after hundreds of messages she finally did it.

>>63364394
>fantastic
kek

>>63364435
Good luck anonchama! you will do great!!!

>>63364522
It took me two hours for that one. There were others but none turned out as well as that.

>>63359165
>WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Yes, roughly 8 hours
>Did you eat healthily?
Not really, I'm just picking away though Thanksgiving leftovers and other shit I don't actually want so that I don't feel bad about wasting food since my family buys way more than they should
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I read through some assorted API documents to get inspiration for some bullshit coding project I'm forcing myself to do since I'm clueless as to what the fuck my unemployed ass should do
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
13k steps yesterday from pacing around, 5k so far today + a gym visit
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Saw my family before they left town before Shiori's stream last night, talked to some friends on VC after it ended

The image above made me realize: Did Shiori actually get any cleaning done at all yesterday? Or did this dork actually just make her room even messier by unboxing multiple figures?

>>63364810
>Did Shiori actually get any cleaning done at all yesterday
Haha..

>>63364810
>Cleaning stream
dyrbt?

>>63359165
No
No
No
No
No
I cried.

>>63364810

>>63364810
Novelite, I think you and we all know the answer to that question...

>>63364810
Well.5 minutes of cleaning and the rest of the stream was just her talking and unboxing Anime figures.

Mornin' buds. Time for work, and there's not even a Shiorin in the horizon!

I forgot it's Sunday in America..no Shiori day...

I say I want a gf, but what I really want is for the pain to stop

>>63364810
Of course she cleaned yesterday. It was a cleaning stream after all.

>>63366202

>>63366343
What you want/need is a Shioriiiiinnn~

>>63366584
Based hamburger helper

>>63368091

>>63364810
All she did is unboxing her animu figurines, guess there's some level of cleaning.

>>63368591
No clean when she was being a filthy yume/fujo

I woke up and you didn't make me angry.

>>63369692
Good morning, did you sleep well?

>>63369746
I slept too much because I tried to force my dream to continue after waking up. I was hugging and kissing a girl in my dreams and I didn't want it to end just yet.

>>63346464
>I hope you did the voice when talking with them
I don't know what that means, Novelite.

>>63370007
It's what's typically referred to as SEAnglish. Youtubers such as Steve He intentionally put on this accent for his youtube videos. Uncle Roger another one.

Shiori's brain is rotten from furious AI fueled masturbation sessions...

>>63370192
Just like me fr fr..

>>63369898
Anon no... kissing is immoral.
>>63346291
Sorry, it was me

I want to go to bed since I'm tired and since Shiori isn't streaming I have nothing to do or look forward to, but if I go to bed soon I'll at best wake up around 4 in the mroning...

>>63370792
There's Shiorium in 2 1/2 hours. 60 seconds or less of state mandated

>>63370192
She doesn't masturbate, too religious.

>>63370879
She's totally using that Meat Tree figure.

>>63370879
You're wrong. She doesn't do it because her arms are too short.

>>63370960
She's not, she's saving it for her own figure and then she's going to bump them together and make kissy sounds like Barbie dolls.

I want to die

Would Shiori love me if I got a hair transplant?

>>63372142
Yes

>>63371576
>She streams it
Aiiieee not the ntr

>>63372142
If it makes you happy, she likes happy boys.

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