/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

26 days until Mio confesses her lust for ME

Mio is drunk and getting flustered by a loli robot
https://youtu.be/Huq7LhD7jJo

If I had secret relations with Mio, I'd make sure she never said anything to disrespect you anons. We're in this together

>>63337461
How did Venezuelans produce such a based game?

I love this sweet adorable spider

>I'm going to the bathroom, I need to go pee
Whatever you say, Mio

Mio should be proud for being the most marriagable and plappable vtuber in existence

Mio you are NOT allowed to masturbate

It is Sunday, /tsunX/. Time to confess your sins and beg for absolution.

>>63337746
specifically married to me and plapped by me

>>63337918
i wrote this

God the slurping is so hot

>>63338084
>Gargling too

>>63337598
Venezuelans seem to be nice in general, I met a few on a MMORPG because that game's currency was worth more than their country's money so they preferred to "work" there...

Mio is on a mission to destroy my dick with all these noises

>>63338365
So you're saying I should hire Venezuelans for my remote business?

>>63338365
based OSRS chad

[Good news]
Mio is still eating

[Good news]
Mio is getting a snack break

>>63337890
I feel guilty for being disappointed that Mio is trying to diet since she said it's at least partially for health reasons, but I just can't get enough of her enjoying food and imagining her plump sexy body. I feel like a monster.

She tells them to go to bed in a playful manner but when I said I needed to sleep she gave me crap. What the fuck.

>>63338606
make sure to Tellomyn her about it

>>63338606
You should've gotten coffee, skill issue

>"Can I have a chip too?"
>Of course! Here's a chip, say "ahhh!"... Just kidding, it's mine. Why don't you get your own chip, huh?
Damn hungry brat...

Robowife is still singing
https://youtu.be/K1UOXsRldnQ

A CURSE UPON THE BEERPAL WHO MADE MIO STOP EATING HER CHIPS

>>63338684
This was two weeks ago. Honestly I should've moved on and let it slide.. surely she was in a bad state at the time.

She's such a koala, except with fewer diseases and more sentient

>>63339150
Mio straight confirmed

>Got nothing in my brain

>>63339342
i want mio to abuse me

Mio is brattier than usual today

today will be a good day

>I'm an adult!
https://youtu.be/x-XiWVa8Vo4?si=sGksfrsnesTq7Quf&t=4

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>I will not get a snack. I will not get a snack. I will not get a snack.

Are Beerpals or Buckos the more incorrigible fanbase?

>ywn break into Mio's house, cook her breakfast and steal her panties

>>63340150
>That pube
Mio's thick jungle....

>Even the game is trying to get Mio to snack

>>63340169
I double down, I will trim her jungle using my teeth and she cant do nothing about it

[Mio news]
She wants to eat everything

>This is so realistic

>"Accidentally" buys beer with her rent money

>"Mio, stop being poor!"
>ADOPT ME!

fucking dork

She's so fucking stupid
I love her so much

[Great News]
Mio's getting snacks

Dietbros in SHAMBLES

>>63339825
>>63341185

Mio is getting FAT

[Amazing News]

>>63341397
More of Mio. good.

I love her so fucking much bros

>Yuuna and Shima saw one another naked

>>63341432

Mio strong, crush head with thighs

>Milkshake, chips, and cookies
Mio is FEASTING

I always fantasize about being rough with Mio but I think would be terrified of hurting her back if I went too far
Should always be gentle with her

>My gym motivation? People not hating me, I guess
I fucking hate Korea god damn

>>63341923
i choose to blame papalesta for this

>Size 3 Korean clothing is just slightly too tight on Mio
Imagine Mio in figure-hugging jammies, just barely squeezing her big butt and thighs into the bottoms...

>>63341750
CURSE YOU BREAD, IT WAS MEANT TO BE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mio has drank nearly 1000 kcals of alcohol this morning

>Gets jealous of game character
>"Fuck you!"
>Angrily shoves more chips in her mouth
She's so adorable when she's angy

Mio's femcel rages with Alma are so real

Mio HATES Alma

Very important Meru tweet alert!
https://twitter.com/MatsuroMeru/status/1728606320469925970

I thought Alma was nice...

>Class of 09
Oh boy

>Cheers to Mr. Donovan and his irresistible desire to slap fat asses! Fuck yeah!
Based

> Mio moaning in pleasure as she munches on some chips
Mio fat lol

>One more
>Just one more
>I'll have one more
>I'll have a tiny, tiny piece
>*munch* *munch* *munch*

>>63342631
Mio fat and perfect

>>63342660
She's too cute I'm not going to make it

>>63342450
What an absolute fucking unit

Working out drunk, now that's a great idea

>>63342861
I have a suspicion that Mio's claims of working out after this stream are greatly exaggerated

>Give me the sloppiest rimjob you've ever done in your fucking life!
YES MA'AM o7

Mio is about to pee in a bottle because she's too scared to go out of her room in the dark

>>63342924
you think mio would do that?
just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>63342956
i got a half chub when she said that ngl

>>63338823
Good lord the absolute size of Lumi's setlist

Hey, I am as big as an iPhone X, it's not over for me!

>>63343318
She wasn't talking about height, anon

>>63343318
It's over for me...

>>63343318
I'm so in

Dullahan Mio my beloved

Cute

>>63342660
>She's still going
You love to see it

I want to take Mio for all-you-can-eat $20 shabu-shabu

Mio you can't just ask Beerpals if they're gay

now I need the audio of Mio saying "are you gay?"

>I might be too eepy to go to the gym
There it is

Femcel...

>Mio getting her worldview from fucking Young Sheldon
Mamalesta what have you done...

>>63344324
Mio unironically asking this reminded me how much of a femcel and a baby she really is

>>63344324
well, it's better than Two and a Half Men I guess... things could've gone a lot darker

>I indulged so much today
>I'm gonna regret this so much tomorrow
>It was so yummy though
NO REGRETS

It's the second time she talks about no sex in a relationship recently, what the fuck is going on?
Honestly if it was for someone like Mio I wouldn't mind not having sex

Would you be in a relationship with Mio if it meant no sex?

>>63344544
>>63344564
Are you gay?

>Good for you getting pussy, bro. Fuck you. All I had was my bubble wands.
Holy fuck

If I was in a relationship with Mio I literally would not be able to stop myself from fucking her senseless on a regular basis.

>>63344544
>>63344564
There is literally no plane of reality where being in a relationship with Mio would mean no sex. Realistically it'd be 24/7 non-stop animalistic fucking.

I can't believe I chat with sex havers in a GFE vtuber's chat, this shit is gross

Mio is masturbating right now

>I just realised I'm too wasted to even walk to the bathroom

Mio just committed a fucking murder live on stream

Mio...

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; soft fluffy bedhead sprawled across the pillows, breathing gently in the morning sun, just a few more minutes with this beauty...

>>63343641
>Have a nice eep
>Translates to "Have a nice me"
Lewd gun elf...

I can't fix her...

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE KEK JOKES MIO I WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY FUCK MY SISTER I LOVE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well this part of the VOD is getting nuked.

>>63345206
This VOD is so gone lol

>bread misses shima
>I miss shima
WE ARE

Damn beer pals you goofed and made her sad

>>63345315
Technically she one guyed herself onto this particular topic by calling out a particular Beerpal for being a dirty whore

>>63345374
Mio regularly one guy herself almost as much as all beerpal combined

I need to hug the hell out of this terrible, wonderful menhera

DONT CHEAT ON MIO ANYMORE

>>63345567
I stopped joking about it, even anonymously, as soon as she made it obvious she wasn't actually enjoying it

As someone with Mio not being my main oshi's, I can feel bad but also relieved. I don't think I can handle being heavily attached to a girl like Mio. For Mio,s information in case she read this thread (she does), I found my oshi before Mio anyway so it's not like I jumped ship off Mio to another girl so Mio doesn't have to worry about it.

The sidepiece jokes stopped over a year ago now. Where is she seeing it?

>>63345703
Did you miss the people who constantly post about cheating on her in the thread? Granted, they're probably straight up antis hoping that she'll see it rather than fans who are just trying to joke around, but Mio's always been bad at differentiating those.

>>63345374
She threw a shade on all of her early tsun era fans in general. Explains why a lot of them (but not all) left her.
>>63345664
You are one of the good ones.

>>63345703
there is this one beerpal who's been around for a very long time and he's still on the old Mio mindset, he even said he see Mio more as a friend he likes to banter with

>>63345768
Oh, right. I forgot she still hasn't learned how to tell when a post is disingenuous.

>audition forms

>>63345808
I would also like to point out he's from SEA

Is it fine, Mio?

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

I wonder if Mio is really happy right now

>Never been
>Haven't been since...
Mio...

>Can we just legalise porn?
It's legal in normal countries, Mio

>>63346589
Got pounded in the bouncy house

I miss my boyfriend.

It's like she thinks every date should end with sex

>>63346979
I wonder why?

>>63346685
Imagine the jiggling...

>It would be really hard to date someone who's not into food
But that means more food for you, Mio

>Oh, is somebody multi-stream drifting!?
>EM-FUCKING-BARRASSING!
ouch

Today is a good day

Damn bratty Mio...!

>>63347402
8 minutes of holding out against the muffin temptations

>>63347402
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1728805170878816257 Ami's muffin top... home...

>>63347285
look at this little tattletaler
bruh you are being embarrassing

she's still going??

>>63347486
Ami's pillowy butt

I thought the reason Mio didn't collab much anymore was because she didn't want beerpals to feel jealous of her talking to her mutuals, I didn't think it was because she felt jealous of sharing her audience, she played me like a fool

>whats your favorite scent
Mio?

>>63347037
uwah sex

>>63347766
Lmao, how did you make that read???

>>63347735
Smackable and plappable

>>63347402
She resisted the temptation for seven whole minutes. Strong spidermom.

>>63347766
Is the dream dead? :(

Hello, happy Sunday, I hope you have a relaxing time today. I love my adorable spidermom and her fists, so quick, that jab into my belly to deliver much love and agony. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>63348461
not really, she over exagerated because she likes girls like these just as much as beerpals

The yoga pants talk reminded me of this edit I started but didn't like the mismatched lines to finish
Also yeah it's me edit bucko I've been slacking

>>63348803
wew lad

Mio is falling asleep on my shoulder, later virgins

SOON

>>63348461
As always Mio said, lots happen behind the scenes
Start to worry about when yuuna attempt suicide from Mio ghosting

GET MONEY STUPID WHORE

>no days off
good, when you went of that long trip break I had to go back to watching fucking Lumi

>I'm going to be so hungry tomorrow because I drank, it's so over for me

>>63349848
We are so back bro's.

Squeezable and milkable

>>63348803
sweet mother of christ
also welcome back

Dizzy elven council meeting at 5pm

I need my face on that buncko

I'm getting sleepy for Mio now

So many kissies

>>63350437
>Break day with no Ami (maybe)
>Immediate barrage of Ami yoga pants thoughts and now yoga pants art on waking up
I'm not gonna make it

just go to sleep already

>>63350437
Me after Ami sits on me

>>63350538
GAY HOMO DETECTED

>SEA first name SEA last name: "I came here after listening to your NTR song cover :D"
EVERY FUCKING TIME

I LOVE MIO I MISS MIO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Is Mio immune to cringe?

I hope she will commit to that audition form she has bookmarked

> i wonder if ill be a vtuber at 77.... wowza
I don't understand meru

I hope she'll continue as Mio, I'd hate to see her going corpo

>>63351341
Her channel is declining hard, if the redesign flops she will audition somewhere to keep streaming

so...she's definitely going to the gym today like she said of course, there's no way she'd just waste away in bed/on the computer instead haha

>>63351447
it's almost 3am

>>63342007
>woman clothing sizes, but from another country so even more cryptic
The numbers, what do they mean?

>>63349899
Thanks
I never really left rather I was assuming other architectural duties
Or y'know lurking most days

>>63351447
Cheat day can be a cheat week. Perhaps a cheat month.

>>63347214
>cute and chubby
>cubby

>>63351890
Yeah! Might as well wait for New Years to restart the diet, its so close after all

>>63347214
>tfw architect but dont eat much myself
I exist to service others

>>63351231
I feel like she's gonna develop split personality disorder at this rate

>>63352166
Same here but it's because I have a weak stomach. Grew up sharing food at school and I guess that escalated

Spider schedule

>>63352868
Another cool week, nice to have ASMR back

>>63344544
not even buckos aren't this gay

>>63352868
early tuesday stream

>>63352593
> gonna

>>63353086

>>63337890
going to be stuck at my job during Ami's Bday stream pretending not to be with my earphones in ignoring everyone
I took a gamble and lied a out having a family event to get the day off but I picked friday
fucking hanging myself fuck im stupid of course it would be saturday like her anniversary wtf did I pick friday!

Today I will continue to miss Ember

>>63351231
I thought she was quitting vtubing?

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1728850709322650002
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*Inhale*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>63351231
>>63354900
She's 100 percent going to Phase with Purin

>>63355074
Shame. She clearly hates the job and the stress surrounding it. Whoever manages her is going to have a hell of a time wrangling her.

>>63355026
Unfair of this woman to monopolize my erections like this

>>63355074

>>63355184
>She clearly hates the job and the stress surrounding it
At this point I've given up trying to figure out how Meru actually feels about vtubing

>>63353498

>>63355026
Holy guacamole

>>63348461
do they all promise not to steal a single beerpal?

>>63348803
Makes me wish pumpkin spice lattes were available for longer, imagine the temptation

>[Good news]
Lisa is sobbing
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1728852587255066984

>>63355184
>>63355260
Being a tad hyperbolic about Meru 100 percent joining Phase. I just don't know. None of this feels like she's actually leaving the scene for good everything is too casual. It feels closer to watching Lyrica 'retiring'. I think that like Purin she hasn't handled being an indie well and needs a company behind her and that if she chooses to continue on she probably wants to shed the old baggage like Dizzy and start relatively fresh. Phase is a likely and the most obvious candidate - she has all sorts of friends already established there. I am actually leaning towards Vreverie and all her recent friendships made there, in particular Ophelia Midnight. A gen 3 for Vreverie is inevitably around the corner but long enough away for Meru to get a decent length of time off from the scene

i already told you guys meru is joining niji in april

>>63356169
>Open link
>Lisa isn't sobbing, I'm sobbing
[Fake news]

>>63356430
I have elected to not believe you because that would be terrible

Did you send your confession to Mio?

gm i feed ember !

>>63357195
A difficult job, but someone's gotta do it.

I GET TO SEE DIZZY TODAY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

>>63357584
as long as shes hungry i will be here !

Just got back from hiking
Did Mio make it to the gym????

>>63360597
She couldn't even make it to the bathroom without falling over

Schedule de sheepy (ft. sleepy)

>>63363018

>>63351855
nubbed leg ami...

>>63363018
Solid schedule

>>63363983
FEM BUCKOS AREN'T REAL FEMBUCKOS AREN'T REAL FEM BUCKOS ARENT REAL

>>63364187

is kana going to be the dragon or the hamster girl?

>>63365296
the dragon is beryl

>>63365296
If Kana is anybody then it's probably Saya. Handwriting is a match, EST timezone, posts the same sort of silly nonsense.
>>63365335
Beryl is in Japan, no?

>>63365896
they let slip they have some "JP" members in the gen

>>63365992
I know, I'm saying that Beryl/Peari probably isn't the dragon girl because the timezones don't match.

>Mio knows beerpals don't want her to grow too large (in audience) because they want her attention
I always knew Mio wasn't some clueless little girl but I didn't think she knew beerpals so well, what else is she aware of that it doesn't seem like she should be? Does she know EVERYTHING?

>>63350051

>>63366840
I want her to be happy and successful. I hate to think she's personally gimping herself because she loves us. I don't want to hold her back

>>63367136
Look at her go!

>>63366840
Mio reads the thread. She knows everything. They all read the thread. They all know everything.

>>63367322
>spoiler
AMI I LOVE YOU AND NEED YOU TO LET ME EITHER GIVE YOU THE CHILD YOU DESERVE OR SIT ON MY FACE AND SUFFICATE ME WITH YOUR UNCONTAINABLE ASS

Women get the FUCK out of my thread

>>63366840
Unironically she must have a spreadsheet with the personal info of each one of her regulars

>>63367322
that can't be true, that would mean Mio has seen all the hornyposting I did

>>63366840
Anon, you don't need to be a genius to be aware of that. Hell, you barely need to be able to think to figure it out, plenty of them have told her that in chat and in maros/cc/tello/whatever else she's used. I don't get why so many beerpals seem to assume Mio is naive and unaware of what her audience is like, she's a very experienced and capable streamer when she isn't fighting really bad brainworms. The oneguying thing is probably only as bad as it is at the moment because her life situation sucks real fucking bad.

I want to kiss Mio's feet!

What's wrong with this creature...
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1728912458721656932

>>63367620
she does know the majority of beerpals' real names and addresses

>>63367847
>doesn't eat real food
>overeats sweets
>gets stummy ache
Many such cases! This is why Yuuna has to keep telling catto to stop eating dessert before dinner.

>>63367322
You know that's not true.

>>63368178
HANB COME BACK, PLEASE

>>63365296
the dragon

>>63365335
beryl is runie

>>63367633
it's not that I think she's naive, it's just that it's not something I thought she had on her mind
of course I want her attention but I would never directly tell her to stop growing, though I guess she's aware of that as well

>>63367837
I want to kiss Mio's Mios

>>63368001
She knew them before the merch arc

>>63366840
All of tsunquest are consummate knowers

>>63367322
In that case here's a quick PSA: MERU LUST

I have conclusive evidence that the vtuber formerly known as Kamiko Kana has indeed become a dragon
https://twitter.com/obakeookami/status/1622500321153925120

So uh, about stinkneet...

>>63368849
even Yuuna?

>>63368988
Mildly concerning. I'll save my true despair for when/if she outright privates the account though.

>>63368849
No... that's not true... that's impossible!

>>63368988
nothing ever changes

>>63369055
Yuuna is the most knower among knowers

>>63369055

I miss my king.

>>63369703
Reminder that Yuuna got to see Shima's naked boy (female) boobs

>>63370548
She will always get away with it

>>63370548
I'll panini press this bitch and make her MY concubine, that'll show her.

>>63368178
Hanabi is /here/, she just hates (You) specifically

>>63372010
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>63368178
She didn't even read her art tag lmao

smelly women

while camping on the PC schedule page I saw that for a moment dizzy's announcement stream was postponed to like 3:15 AM sometime in January then it moved back, significance unclear but I will assume that parasite eradication is still planned

>>63373749
If Muyu ends up having huge jugs then I will be forced to milk her until she's perflat as god intended

>>63373862
She said on members it was going to be a good thing for her and for most people

>>63373962
>most people

>>63373749
>big tiddies
no....

>>63374073
She was hesitating while saying that so idk what it means

>>63366840
Anyone who isn't clinically autistic can intuit this.

>>63374249
WDYTWA

DIZZY DIZZY DIZZY DIZZY DIZZY DIZZY DIZZY
https://youtu.be/n9MtD-jysBo

I MISSED DIZZY MY INCREDIBLY AUTISTIC WIFE

YOU...
YOU...
DOUBLE ELF

>>63373749
Please

>Open Dizzy stream
>She's talking about putting children in labor camps and being racist
>Keep stream open

>>63375135
All races are equal, except the ones we don't like, like elves

>>63375182
What race are we?

God I want to be Dizzy's furniture

>>63375338
>Stunted creatures that live in the dark
I think we're dwarves in this elven council scenario

Dizzy's beautiful long legs...

>>63375566
Acceptable

THEY'RE AFTER OUR ROCK AND STONE

This is slander

Has Dizzy trying to declare TOTAL ______ DEATH ever worked out for her?

Cute!

Damn that was a short stream even by Dizzy's standards

>30 minutes
Don't even stream if you don't want to, what's the point?

I wonder if it was so short because she started late, or if it was always going to be half an hour

[Mio news]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER SOULFUL SHEEPY COVER
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1728953356956455031

>>63376526
>>63376646
>>63376666
Piggy...

DIZZY HATE
I HATE DIZZY SO MUCH
I WANT HER TO STREAM FOR LONGER SO I CAN HATEWATCH HER MORE
FUCK YOU DIZZY

>>63376981
Sweet sheepy singies, emergency bathroom jam session

>>63377349
This but unironically, fucking Dizzy went on a 3 day break and came back with 25 minutes of nonsense

>>63376666
I assume she was always planning on keeping it brief because the punchline revolved around raiding into Shiina at the end

>>63337351
My wife Haewon

>>63377620
Sorry, she was having sex (with me) for three days straight and is having sex (with me) again right now

[Bad news]
Mio has a head hort

I NEED Ami to slowly squeeze the life out of me

Mio...

Why does life hate my gf?

>>63376981
she should drop a lo-fi acoustic covers album

>No Mio today
Feel better soon girlfriend

>purin wiped her pfp and banner and did a chain tweet about God and humanity
The Philippines must be hell on earth

>>63380150
somehow I knew this could happen, she was too wasted yesterday, she drank for over 12 hours straight

New thread
>>63380401
>>63380401
>>63380401

>>63380355
Mio absolutely wasted after 12 hours of drinking? Boy who would've guessed. This is why I want her to drink LESS but no I'm the party pooper right? Fuck off. This is what you get.

>>63377794
yeah but she is my circular wife