/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

Sex with Momo

Riro makes me very happy!

I love my ghost busting wife.

>>63315615
I fucking love Stack!

i just blew a fat load to yuko
i had the succubus ASMR playing and i had the picture of her cute purple nails in the other monitor
highly recommend it

Wait i just recognized those glasses. REUSED ASSET

I want to sniff Coni's feet

To the glory of lady Poko

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

Coni's starting to sound grumpy, eepy time soon

>>63316014
>the picture of her cute purple nails
Gonna need that, anon.

>>63316228
yeah the half life people are getting on her nerves kek

My wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JrApigPrF0

It has been One Hundred and Three days since the sale of Idol digital wallpapers and voice packs.

The digital goods have not been delivered in One Hundred and Three days.

Just tuned in, why is Coni so pissed

i WILL lick everyones ears in this thread

>>63316558
chat got flooded with literal children

>>63316475
open wide

>>63316624
NOOOO my ears are sensitive

wa wa wa

https://twitter.com/nikki_rei_idol/status/1728617229367820327

>>63316721

>>63316721
it should have been me

>>63316624
Sorry, my ears belong to Fuyo

>>63316768
(and by that I mean the one suffocating katta)

>>63316678
FUCK I WANT TO HOLD HER HANDS SO BAD

feels like every other week yuko is back to being a vtweeter

>>63316721
Does Nikki often talks about her ass on stream? If so I might give her a try

>>63316925
Cry more :)
How was that Poko covid break by the way?

>>63317002
idk i don't watch fat chicks

>>63314850
sexy little girls (ToT)

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

It always entertains me when random chatters thank people for donating

>gets annoyed at dumb greys
>members give them access to memberships
No wonder Coni hates carnies

>>63317584
kek I didn't even think about that. the fools

>>63317584
There's a reason she made another tier of membership.

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

Pochifeet Love!

Just randomly tuned in to Coni and I didn't know she was a dotafag
I will now start watching her

>>63317828
how new

It really does feel like Idol is doing something big behind the scenes, We've had Roca, Coni and Fuyo (and I think Yuko said something about being busy too) being burnt out/complaining about Idol work.
I hope whatever it is, it's worth it.

>>63317584
stop that. don’t you know being against ruining your oshi’s member chat by flooding it with greyfags makes you an anti?

>>63317855
very, don't really watch idol much

>>63316678
>that hand jerking you off

>>63317873
Yeah, a big SCAM maybe.
Shut the fuck up until my merch is here, or at least my donothon shit.

>>63317955
Hey man, sometimes delays happen. You should be owed some sort of explanation, though

>>63318003
Digital merch that’s already made has no excuse for not being delivered.

>>63318003
>Aviel refuses to post anything about it on Twitter because he's scared of drama

>>63318065
I agree. They probably want everything delivered together, but that's to make it easier on themselves and you pay the price. But I still trust the plan

>>63317873
It's all donothon shit. Roca's getting hers ready, Coni has goals like getting her 3 covers done before 2023, Fuyo's working on goals like the piss video, Yuko's got her goals, etc.. Plus 3D shit soon and they have to get their VR things setup.

>>63318258
*before 2024

>>63318095
It's over

I feel a need to give more leeway to any jews right now seeing as their home country has a shit government that makes them even more hated and all their surrounding countries want them dead. It's tough times out here. But either way you're still allowed to be upset at shitty delays

>>63318189
>They probably
>but that’s
All conjecture and excuses.
Why isn’t my digital merch in my email after over 3 months?

>>63318366
they should move to europe

>>63318374
Of course it's conjecture, I'm trying to guess why they're not sending out the digital merch since they must have a reason. And of course it's lame that you have to pay the price for it

Idol has a tendency to bite more that they can chew to be honest.

>>63318374
Ask Aviel instead of bitching here.

>>63317873
I can't speak for the others, but most of it is donothon related for Yuko. She's working on some of her goals alongside some other stuff.

this guy puts a bucket over ur head and steals all ur gold and potions, now he's stuck in dragonsreach prison.

>>63318095
why is she like this
(cute though)

yuyu love

damn that yuyu members post... im gonna really fucking miss her to an insane level

>>63317828
You sound cute and gay, are you a juggernaut player? All juggernaut players are little sissy onaholes

>>63318936
>>63318671
heh, see?

I love Momo

>>63319232
Why am I there?

Poo Bros, we are SO back

sex with my wife while shes horny on her period

>Kai's sore throat developed into a full cold, so you decide to visit her.
>turns out she's stuck in bed
>make soup for her so she at least feels warmer in her chest
>you notice something poking from the blankets
>its her morning wood, it hasn't gone down at all. you remove the cover
>it looks more engorged and painful than ever. Kai's hips shiver from the air touching it.
>It starts throbbing too, and leaking precum profusely.
>she's covering her face in embarrassment, the red peeking through her hands.
>you use the precum as lube and start stroking her length. you start massaging her balls as well
>her balls churn as they make semen, and her member starts to shiver
>just before she can climax, you put your mouth over her tip.
>Her thick, backed-up cum fills your mouth as you try your best to gulp it all down.
>Despite your best efforts, some of it comes out of your mouth and nose, but its not that big a deal.
>Now cum drunk, you milk Kai for all of her semen out of her frustrated cock.

>>63319741
Yeah thats the stuff

>anons finally start talking about Kai
>they just want to suck her dick
You're all a bunch of SLUTS

>>63319741
Gay

>>63319900
>anons
>they

>>63319913
repeat after me:
wanting Kai's futa cock is not gay

>>63319941
yeah me

>>63319981
Just because my little bussy quivers and my mouth starts watering at the mention of Kai's draco-donger doesnt make me gay.

>>63319900
Someone should commission that guy that draws futa dragon cock Selen He might get interested and start drawing Kai for free.

>>63319913
A dick is just a body part, I don't like guys
>captcha: G HRT4

That animation and its consequences have been a disaster for the chosen race.

I'm a picrel for cute bratty needy girls!

I want to wear a nun outfit and keep Kai's cock in perpetual adoration

>>63319741
why am i salivating

I want Kai to fuck my bussy with her big dragon cock so fucking bad

>>63316721
katta shoulda been shortstack cunny

>>63317088
>He doesn't like ample servings of meat
WEAK

>>63316938
I remember she said she likes lewd maros but I don't think her fanbase is very lewd in general. She doesn't really have any sexual energy

>>63317828
you'll have to go.. somewhere else.. if you want the dota streams though

UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>>63318095
I've seen like 3 vtubers other than coni fap over this ghost dude since she talked about him, what the fuck is so special about him lmfao

>>63320248
it was too funny when she immediately noticed his name pop up
I played that game maybe 3 times after coomer became a thing and didnt notice it ingame until I saw a thread about it

>>63319741
holy fuck I'm leaking precum

THIS GIRL MAKES MY HEART GO DOKI DOKI FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>>63319900
I finally have a canonically futa vtuber, I'm not letting this dream die

>>63320966
Coni is very susceptible to trends

>>63321008
I remember yuko noticed it right away too

>>63321122
>canonically
I don't think you know what that means

>>63321353
I don't think YOU know what it means

>>63320966
Something about big dudes wearing masks, I kinda get since I find girls wearing masks/helmets hot

Gay coomer corp
Sorry Riro but you are going to have to get a strapon.

>>63321558
there's so many of those though, I don't know why this random dude from CoD got chosen as the top fap fuel for dorky women

>>63321877
im sure diaperfemanon would like to get rammed by riro wearing a strapon

Listening to Roca sings makes me wish she was in Hololive instead, where she can truly shine like she deserves. But at the same time I like her being small so i can keep her as much to myself as possible.

Sweaty sex with Poko

>>63321877
It wouldn't be the first time Riro sodomized me

>Kyo from Niji makes S.Korea angry
>Riro makes a few schizos angry
>Kyo is back streaming before Riro
wtf is this horse shit. Get in the gas chamber Idolcorp

>>63321877
We do not claim the people who want to get boned by a Boy Pochi

>>63321921
I'd prefer for that not to happen, I like actually having a community that can feel close to her

>>63319741
I never seen a single good post with the word Kai or with an image of her.

>>63321982
riro's taking a break for her own mental's sake, now go back

>>63321982
>>/vt/image/9Q3R9cI-S-jbPO3za5ufJw

>>63318095
In all my time watching this girl, this is the one thing that really made her look like an actual virgin femcel to me.
I am a coomer virgin and not even I did pathetic shit like put stick of my waifus on my notebook. This is some pre-teen crap.

>>63322037
I'm not leaving anytime soon

>>63322160
>that vocaroo
top zozzle

>>63321982
you really need to go back

>>63322160
lmfao
>>63321982
you're not gunna make it as a male vtuber anon..

>>63321886
Might also be the accent? I dunno, Coni said he kinda has this awkward energy about him so maybe it’s the gap moe of big masked military man being kinda autistic?

The fact this thread allowed Poko to throw away her butt pillow without any pushback means I don't know you guys anymore

>>63320448
how lewd is lewd, like is it katta lewd?

>>63322160
>>20497291
if this was also him then based

>>63321982
>>63322160
You could be the new Kiryu Kazuma EN dub!

>>63322403
It was a shock to everyone, anon. One day she just bought a new chair and said she threw it away. We never even got to say goodbye...

>>63322403
Nah, it just means she unironically hates us.

>>63322403
>>63322455
I didn't even know she threw it away..
Now my night is ruined, I'm gunna get drunk

>>63322318
Idol is infested with cringe Tumblr women. The good ones hide it, in shame, and the shittier ones revel in it.

>>63321982
>>63322160
>walmart corpsehusband mad that he can't groom
male vtubers, everyone

>>63322447
kek

>>63322318
>maybe it’s the gap moe of big masked military man being kinda autistic
man I need to start wearing masks and open carrying more often, women would love me

>>63322529
>Idol is infested with cringe Tumblr women
every vtuber is this, unless they're normalfags

>>63322403
the fact that nobody cared that Poko lied about her cats name when it was a donothon goal is even more sad

I'm slowly losing my interest in my oshi, I hardly ever even post my ritual post anymore
Is it time to move on?

>>63322985
Yes

>>63322985
no

>>63323050
>>63323091
thanks guys

>>63322985
yes

>>63322985
Step away for a couple days and see how you feel then.

>>63322985
yes

>>63322934
She couldn't even hide the fact that she already had the cat before the goal was reached. No shit she wasn't gonna give chat the power to name her cat something she'd have to explain to friends and family.
Poko's personal insecurities and cowardice have always defined her career. Never her love for her fans.

>go shopping
>find out that Yuko has been super cute and needy in members' posts

>>63323479
I can't believe she calls her cat zelda instead of nyoko outside of streams, she fucking hates us..

>>63322985
maybe

>>63323550
this but unironically

>>63322985
Parasocial relationships are built on things like dopamine responses, which overexposure tends to kill dead. Detox for 2 or 3 weeks then come back. If you're still feeling disassociated it's time to move on.

>>63323550
Legit a bit fucked up

look at this pochi

>>63323726
Yup. That's pochi

>>63323726
ok now what

>>63323684
It's just another relationship, if you're the kind of person to get tired of people you oshi you'd probably also get tired of your GF eventually (if you ever get one)

>>63323550
Poko likes her fans a lot. More than most vtubers even pretend to. But she doesn't love them. And when it shows, it hurts.

>>63323787
cum

>>63321877
She already anally prolapses her fans.

>>63323787
now look at this pochi

>>63323835
if you're the kind of person to get tired of your oshi*
sorry im drinking

>>63323903
this thread drinks too much

>>63323896
go on..

>>63323923
just like our girls

>>63323835
I see where you're coming from and I agree but in this case my oshi has switched her shit up quite heavily, her content isn't what it used to be and her attitiude towards her audience isn't what it used to be
If anything I feel like the person who she has gotten bored of

>>63323949
whos even a drunk other than Coni?

>>63322403
You say it as if we can physically stop her. Jokes aside, no, none of us can force these girls to do anything.

>>63323896
You have my attention

Getting into vtubers this year unironically helped me talk to women IRL because now I know their true nature. Any time I talk to a cute girl I just think about Poko's cat or Kiki's balls chair. I'm no longer a slave to the judgement of women. I'll never spill my spaghetti in front of a thot again. They're all just as evil as men are.

>>63323896
thats really good, you can't possibly have a better one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSwYFzGxedw

>>63323835
As someone cursed with the "Faustian Spirit", you're right. I need novelty above all else, eventually. It has brought continuous ruin to both my physical and virtual relationships.

>>63323930
>>63324032
>>63324081
now look at this pochi
https://files.catbox.moe/jrivlf.jpg

>>63324097
im intrigued..

>>63324097
god i love sexy little girls

>>63323978
that's entirely possible too

>>63324097
Cute flat boy.

>>63323978
>>63324174
or it could just be you subconsciously trying to see something to justify your own disillusion in her

>>63323978
Who is your oshi?

>>63324097

>>63324068
I'm really curious what the people who right stuff like this look like IRL

>>63324306
do you use leaves as a roof where you live?

>>63324359
No I live in a 36 floor apartment

>>63324383
so are you esl or one of those inbred hicks who never learned to spell?
do you at least know the difference between there their and they're?

>>63324452
I'm drinking, sorry I spelled write incorrectly

>little shota pochi wanting to knot his onii-chan when he gets a little knot morning boner
>Gets stuck and has to stay inside until he has deflated
>Worshipers apologies during the whole thing
>You agree to let it be a little secret between you two

>>63324383
You live in a downtrodden shack in Jakarta with 6 other people.

>>63324557
Actually I live in an apartment in Canada, so it's a bit of a step up from that

>>63324529
pochi is a cute girl, please stop this

The most painful thing about Poko lying about her cat's name is that she's gone out of her way to give her a continued part in her community. With her own active Twitter account and everything.
I get she's vtuber, and it comes with the territory, but does her pet really also need a false pseudonym and identity to portray on social media?

>>63324676
okay we'll stop the pochi hung shota joke but from now on, Kai's draco-dong is canon

I'm not in the poko community so I can't actually tell if you people genuinely care about this or not kek

>>63324679
Here's a thought: who gives a shit?

>>63324747
I'm assuming it's falseflaggers having a boring night

>>63324743
I haven't cared about kai since day one so this seems like a fine trade

>>63324676
futa pochi then

nobody really cares about donothon goals. Say goodbye to your merch.

protopogo

>>63324817
your representative already agreed, please go back to the pochi cock discord and finalize the contract

>>63324529
I literally just masturbated god damn it

>>63324762
That criticism can easily be applied to the whole hobby. So then why are we even here in this first place?

>>63324870
skunk pogo with an ugly jacket

>>63324817
theres only room for one futa in idol corp

>>63324747
i just think its a bit fucked people paid like 40 thousnds dollars to name a cat and she didnt even name that cat that name

Start liking vaginas again.
PLEASE

>>63324894
There's various levels of things that warrant giving a shit about in my life.
The name of Poko's cat is pretty low on my list.
If you actually care so much about it that it keeps you up at night on a saturday then just go shit up her maros and maybe she'll reply with an apology or something

>>63325004
show me a vagina worth liking then

>>63324788
Anything negative is a kiwi discord-raiding falseflagging phase threadshit

>>63324994
Right? Like what's even the point of screwing your audience like that. That's some weird pathological liar shit. We need compensation preferrably in the form of lewd ASMR from Poko to make up for it.

>>63325039
This but unironically

>>63325004
i rather think about butts

>>63324994
yeah that's true but I'm more interested to see what comes out of >>63325029

I cant wait till Im back in my own house tomorrow so I can masturbate uninhibited and throw one of the fattest wads of goo of my entire life to yuyu

>>63324994
Your only exposure to her cat is through the twitter and the occasional times she talks about it on stream, it's name might as well be Nyoko as far as you're concerned (when she doesn't accidentally flub it).
It's no different that Ame's dog named Bubba or whatever Kiara calls her cats.
>>63325101
I concur with this

>>63325198
>It's no different
it literally is, her people paid to name her cat

>>63325011
The things that should make that fact low on the list of life also makes this whole enterprise low on the list of life. If you don't give a shit about that, then you shouldn't give enough of a shit to be here in the first place.

>>63325101
COMPENSATION IS NEEDED

>>63324747
idk but it's the exact same writting pattern used in the yuko shitposting kek

>60k is nothing
Post your cropped bank details right now

>>63325273
And it's name is Nyoko, as far as you're concerned. As I said, you have no exposure to it other than in the cases I stated so it doesn't matter either way. It's an animal, you can call it nigger, or literally anything and it'll respond to it. Who cares what's written on the vet records

>>63325187
Didn't you already leak all over your relative's bathroom floor?

look we made poko rich and she didnt hold up her end of the bargain she has to do dick suck asmr now or im going to EIEN and never donating to another Idol streamer ever

>>63325359
stop being retarded on purpose

>>63325359
Poko's the vtuber, with an identity to protect, not her goddamned cat.

>>63325409
we've been struggling tonight... check in another time

>>63325409
poko will get maybe 25-30k, she aint rich
but I agree, the only thing that will make me happy at this point is a masturbation stream

>>63325409
Her frog sister is nice but she's already dropping the ball before members have even opened

>>63324306
The reflex to judge people by appearance is subhuman.

>>63325359
>Its not cucking if you don't know about it

>>63325275
>If you don't give a shit about that, then you shouldn't give enough of a shit to be here in the first place
You're equating Poko's cat's real name (which you'll never hear about again most likely) to stuff like hiatuses, or graduations? lmfao.
Fuck there's so many mentally ill literal manbabies on this board who make a big deal over anything.
I enjoy vtubers and the feels I get out of them, but really it is lower on my life's priority list.

>>63325562
I blame the CEO and mods more than her, but yeah

>>63325409
>>63325543
agreed with both of these. nym fansly style eroge masturbation stream with double ended action vibe vibrating dildo or it's over.

>>63325409
>we made poko rich
unless you're flutterbox or moona, no you didn't lmfao

my oshi hates me

Riro is going to get graduated won't she?

>>63325409
also let me know how the grooming goes in eien, I wouldn't mind some sloppy Bostonian blowjobs

>>63325756
it's okay carnie, bring it in

Look, Poko cried, and she's grateful, and despite her crippling imposter syndrome she's happy to belong
But she's not so grateful that she's going to name her cat after a stream reference
Instead she's going to name her cat after a video game that hours of footage prove she's terrible bad at

>>63325764
you've got it made as long as you're a mod

>>63325764
need context

>>63325407
I did but it was still a quicky and not really satisfying. Usually when I masturbate I like to sit back and relax and stroke and edge for sometimes hours.
When I spewed to yuyu the other day that was maybe less than a 10 minute masturbation session and I could still feel backed up cum inside that I wasnt able to shoot out for her due to the circumstances

>>63325882
frog cunny is bostonian, not much context

Poko's biological sister even revealed that she was lying about the size of her ass. What's even left at this point?

>>63325695
im still angry she closed that all down cause of SEA harassment

>>63325967
we have to make her ass bigger, that's literally the only solution

>>63325882
Because Eri (ruthless and experienced businesswoman) thought it was a good idea EIEN has an official discord that the talents are encouraged to chat in. Originally there was a VC for members but that lasted all of 2 weeks.

>>63325612
Not really, it's funny to laugh at ugly fucks and jungle monkeys

I'd get Poko lying if something cringe like Gilbert would have won but Nyoko was something she approved of herself

>>63326020
that corpo is literally a cuck wonderland, people who think they have a shot with girls who already have significant others, who even cares

>>63325680
low iq nigger get out

>>63325912
how much do you usually cum?

>>63321909
that would be good..

>>63326102
You can apply that to literally every Idol girl, as well as most other vtubers in general

>>63325967
we need more koko

>>63325004
Don't worry, I love cute girls so much that I'm immune to the Liker virus.

>>63326113
If Im taking care of it every day like I usually do its around maybe a tablespoon or so, but its not unusal for me to shoot three or four times that if Im backed up or have eaten a pomegranate recently

>>63326178
Gonna commission a 3p gangbang of this

>>63326229
>If Im taking care of it every day like I usually do its around maybe a tablespoon or so
THAT'S IT?!
Maybe I cum more than most people or something, that sounds like a tiny amount of cum

>>63326152
I don't think most people /here/ think they have a shot... right?
Fuyo and Yuko are two of the most popular girls here

>>63326229
>or have eaten a pomegranate recently
Pomegranate makes you cum more??

>>63326360
It's supposed to be an aphrodisiac I believe

>>63326360
>>63326314
>>63326229
idk if I'm jumping the gun but I feel we are dangerously close to more prostate/cock talk

>>63326332
You'd be surprised

>>63326332
If the girls were active on the Idol discord I bet it'd be similar

>>63325874
>>63325764
im mod for one of talents and mod dont talk to them
not sure why she call one of her bosses mod but that is boss not mod

>>63326360
Eat some oyster.

>>63326409
I'll take that over the mental illness going on currently

>>63326284
anon, please
show some restraint

>>63326332
Speak for yourself, I'm after the femcel or the fatty

>>63326445
True, it was revealed it was a staff guy (who is technically a mod) but she called him mod and he was sending her memes and constantly being referenced throughout the stream. Sounds like a combination of annoying intrusive staff and miscommunication

>>63326332
I don't need a shot with Katta because we're already dating

>>63326314
You made me google it and google says the average volume of an ejaculation is like 5ml, a tablespoon is 14ml so maybe we're both freaks
>>63326360
For me personally they make me way hornier way more frequently for about a week after eating one and noticably increase my volume. Theyre great for when I want to treat my darling little yuyu to a show.

>>63326396
>>63326471
I'm gunna load up on oysters and pomegranate juice this upcoming week, I haven't cum all of November too so I'm gunna produce the cum tribute to end all cum tributes. I'll completely douse everything in a thick gooey layer of boy juice, the picture underneath will be indiscernible.
I already cum 6-8 shots normally after edging too, and that's with no supplements and when I jack off every day.
First girl to do something sexy come December will be the lucky one to receive it

>>63326644
Please god post that load here I'm wet just thinking about it

>>63326548
I wish Eri would schlick on stream

>>63326714
tits first

>>63326714
Fuck, I got a pulse of blood flood into my cock just reading that..
Okay, as long as it's up to my standards I'll show it here too

>>63326795
He's wet from milking his prostate, anon. Have you not learned from the latest threads?

>>63326944
That's even hotter

So Poko managed to dox both her and eventually her cat on stream? If a bitch can't hold her lies straight she's just a bad vtuber. End of story.

This general is just going to turn into an endless cycle of dudes tributing eachother's tributes huh?
We've fallen into the femanons' trap

>>63327066
femanons raise your hands if you think this is hot i guess

Poko Zelda yab clip please

Juna, please go away. Do your fucking job instead of writing fanfiction about your non-existent dick. It is not healthy.

>>63327066
One day I'm gunna tribute this thread and post the video here.
Not today, but one day

>>63327066
I don't care. It's hot imagining a big-dicked anon masturbating with my bussy

>>63327105
i do think guy x guy is hot in general

>>63326742
Eri only talks about all the times she was creampied on stream

>>63327142
real, relieving kai because her hip technique sucks ass is hot too

>>63327198
that's gay

>>63327187
same, I'm actually drooling thinking of cocks right now haha I feel so silly

Top 10 Poko donothon whale here. Convince me to stay.

>>63327308
Leave so I can get pumped up from 11 to 10

>>63327343
bumped* FUCK sorry I'm still thinking of cock

>>63327288
I can feel my prostate pulsating inside be as I think of thick anon cock... ugh...

Imagine how fiery hot Kai's penis would feel while she has a fever from her cold. On a cool night like tonight I would probably just sleep on top of her with it still in me after letting her fill my boychasm with her dragon goo so I can feel nice and toasty warm as it boils my little hole

>>63327401
>be
me*

>>63327401
imagine the precum leaking in waves out of the tip onto your tongue as you finger anon's tight, nubile asshole

>>63327433
I wonder how small her balls get when she's chilly, I imagine they'd be so cute all shriveled up

No wonder Poko has imposter syndrome. She's a guilt-ridden, pathological liar.

Jesus it's a horny saturday night here on /jidf/ and my erect leaking cock is here for it

>>63327564
if you cup them in your hands and rub them, they get all big and bulbous and you can feel them pulsate slightly in your hands

>>63327585
You sound tasty anon, Id love to make your toes curl. Maybe we could watch some kai after

>>63327585
I'm happy lots of boys are having their sexual awakening in the past couple of days

>>63327198
didnt she do lewd audios? i had the notion she was a lewdtuber before being ceo

>>63327585
This thread is full of filthy degenerates I can't believe what I'm reading and it'd be a damned shame if you continue talking about your hard cocks quivering and being full of sticky cum

>>63327585
My tongue and throat might be able to fix that for you, jewbro

>>63327142
my cock curves left, do you think that would press on your prostate harder?

>>63327621
they'd be fucking massive though, like 10lb softballs.
I need to read some fanfics about kai's cock

>>63327741
Like a sack with two onions in it...

>>63327715
Missionary or mating press only. My prostate is slightly to the right

>>63327769
trying to get even one testicle into my mouth would be a foolish task, but i'd try my best for her sake

>>63327741
they'd be so warm against your face

>>63327433
imagine how sweaty it gets being confined in those shorts after a rolling blackout in the middle of a puerto rican summer

>>63327815
Youd have to make up for not being able to suck the whole thing in by leaving hickeys and lipstick all over each testicle but Im sure Kai would still be pleased

are you ok?

This got me thinking; does Kai have a prostate? I'd like to imagine she does but I'm worried she doesn't

>>63327781
noted, I'll keep that in mind for tonight's session

>>63327626
>>63327665
>>63327700
Stop it you horny fuckers, I'd coat your face and holes but this is not the time or place

>>63327888
they'd be so fucking musky and sticky, it'd actually take effort to peel off her hanging hog while it's pasted to her balls

>>63327904
stop posting fake lolis in this thread

damn das kwazy
boonight dumbos

>>63327905
She would have to, as shown in the canon materials she produces cum and a prostate is required for the production of cum as it is where sperm is joined with the seminal fluid. Kai totally has a prostate. Though since she is a futa with a vagina it may be located adjacent to her vag instead of her anus making it theoretically possible to stimulate her pussy, prostate, and cock at the same time breaking her mind with a super orgasm

>>63327925
<3

>>63327896
I'd rather her be disappointed in my technique actually so she can lose her temper and face fuck me, as I struggle to breathe and choke on her cum filling my belly

>>63327951
>but this is not the time or place
Nonsense, the proper place is my whore face and mouth and the proper time is whenever that face and mouth isn't already coated in a layer of your hot seed.

>>63327741
idk if there are any kai futa fanfics actually. I'll commit to writing more greentexts because that last one I wrote was pretty fun honestly.
>>63328009
this is the case

>>63328098
yeah if you could write more that would be epic.
I'm sure she'd be happy too

>>63327951
But I want you to coat my throat and bussy in your thick seed HERE and NOW

>>63328117
Kai is like one of the only talents that probably doest come here. I wonder how she would actually feel reading all of these cock worship posts about her

>>63328009
>making it theoretically possible to stimulate her pussy, prostate, and cock at the same time breaking her mind with a super orgasm
Holy shit, that sounds incredible.. imagine if she had a pussy you could fuck that would also hit both her G-spot and her prostate simultaneously.
You could also rub her cock at the same time, and the amount of cum she'd produce would be enough to completely drench your face

>>63328232
I would put a catch tube in the end of her cock, like the ones they use for horses and livestock so I could save every drop and keep it in the fridge to microwave whenever I want a yummy snack or need to fill my hole with something warm and shes indisposed for whatever reason

I'm starting to get worried about my married life with Yuyu. If she gets even needier at that time of the month, how am I going to stop myself from impregnating her over and over again?

I'm not even that gay and I'm getting hard from this thread. How do you think the girls would feel knowing what we're saying? I guess they can't complain if an anon actually wants to suck me off but she doesn't

>>63328337
imagine having to explain to your browife kai that you got fired from work for microwaving her cum in the office break room

>>63328423
There is a nonzero chance that at least one of the talents is perpetuating and endorsing this

>>63328337
I really wanna know the flavor of her cum

>>63328474
yeah, Kai, from being so hung and hiding it from us

>>63328337
>>63328431
did you know warm semen scrambles like eggs

>>63328423
Coni is probably schlicking as we speak

>>63328523
really??
i'm curious enough that I might try frying it up tomorrow in my skillet

>>63328431
unfortunately it wouldn't taste the same as coming straight from the tap. Same way microwaved tea doesn't hit the same as boiled tea.

>>63328523
I know what Id be eating on toast every morning if I were Kai's personal cock drainer

somewhat unrelated but there was this twitter post of a femboy getting fucked and they were really cute but the post got deleted and now I have no clue where I could find it again.

>>63328566
yeah it's why you shouldn't wash it down the drain with hot water. it washes away the parts that are more liquidy

>>63328638
I'll be your personal femboy fucktoy, you don't need those twitter whores anymore

>>63328526
Shes probably laying back on that ass mousepad on her floor matress with that laptop on her chest pinching and rolling her clit with one hand and fingering herself with the other as she watches the thread on autoscroll after planting her gay seeds

>>63328661
you have no idea how hard my dick is right now, genuinely

>>63328638
It's like you're not even trying to get help finding it

>>63328659
Yeah, I've cum on my bathtub floor multiple times so I have experience with that..
It's such a pain in the ass to get it down the drain after it gets in water. Also gets a really strange, almost plastic like consistency

>>63328710
p..proof?

>>63328712
it was a cute femboy getting fucked, what more do you need??

>>63328754
size of cock? skin color? scene in which he was in?

>>63328712
if you mean you're offering to help, then I appreciate it.
Brunette hair, really pretty face and makeup, the dick wasn't that small, it was face to face, and the clip wasn't that long. They were wearing a pink shirt too iirc.

>>63328754
That's like 20% of my feed bro

Crazy how Rin and Kai fans are both SEA and literally homosexual
no wonder they arent welcome here

>>63328710
That other anon is just fucking around. I'm already plugged and ready to take every inch of your throbbing cock. We could recreate that video you can't find anymore

>>63328750
it was curving left before and now its straightened out pretty well

>>63328849
fucking nice

>>63328822
Hey I resent that I AM NOT SEA

>>63328822
there's nothing wrong with enjoying both cock (in a feminine way) and cunny

>>63328803
hold up let me consult my femboy database

>>63328803(me)
forgot to add, I'm pretty sure the one fucking was holding the femboy's face to look up at them (the camera)

>>63328822
I just want a jewbro to masturbate with my body using his big cock. I'd still mating press a cunny, though

>shitposters got defeated by homoposting
weak ass faggots

>>63328953
It's arguably more effective than cunnyposting, for real

>>63328945
real, I'd fuck cunny impossibly hard but I wouldn't be opposed to letting someone masturbate with my ass muscles

>>63328945
I'd plap your little asshole while you plap a cunny, we could have a race to see who comes first. Winner gets to eat your cum out of her cunny

>>63329057
Lucky me. I wouldn't care if I lost. As long as I got to nut deep inside of a cunny and got a thick load inside of my bussy, I'm a winner regardless

If I let coni confetti castrate me I could become a little eunuch cock sleeve...

>Yuko
11" - Impressively sized with an abnormally large head, but is unable to achieve conventional orgasm and instead constantly drools copious amounts of thick, sludge-like pre-cum.
>Fuyo
1" - Suffers from phimosis and premature ejaculation, so cute and pathetic that it's almost physically impossible not to laugh at it, but if you do though she will cum almost immediately and then start crying (and then cum some more).
>Pochi
9" - Knotted, has almost no refractory period and large testicles that produce a seemingly endless supply of highly virile cum, will turn anyone into a delirious water balloon in her endless pursuit of breeding them.
>Rin
17" - Disproportionately thin, still a bit soft and flexible even when fully erect, takes a long time to cum but becomes debilitatingly sensitive and vulnerable after doing so.
>Juna
13" - Absurdly thick with an equally dense bush and a very long and droopy nutsack, exudes an overwhelming aroma of pheromones and possibly smegma, her loads are almost hot enough to burn flesh.
>Poko
11" - Impressively sized with an abnormally large head, still a bit soft and flexible even when fully erect, suffers from phimosis and premature ejaculation, has almost no refractory period and large testicles that produce a seemingly endless supply of highly virile cum, her loads are almost hot enough to burn flesh.
>Momo
?" - Has a toolkit of various tentacles that can satisfy whatever needs her partner could have, but depending on her mood will use them to break you instead.
>Kai
15" - Spine covered dragon cock, is hot enough that it begins steaming in moist environments, her testicles have impressive jiggle physics and she gets easily distracted into doing dongcopters.
>Roca
8" - Notably thick with numerous large, pulsating veins running its length, gets as hard as diamond when erect, has ultra high powered cumshots with ranges exceeding 10 feet.
>Coni
?" - Can inflate her cock to various shapes and sizes, has an abnormally red head that honks when squeezed and huge and thick loads perfect for creampies, can prank people by shooting confetti out with a loud noise and a little flag that says "Bang!"
>Riro
6" - Actually pretty normal but suffers from erectile dysfunction, compensates by wearing a colossal prosthetic penis which she uses purely to violate others rather than obtain any kind of sexual gratification.
>Nikki
8" - Respectable in all forms of appearance but unless her balls are periodically drained, they become backed up to a point of pain that will make her violently desperate to blow her load.
>Katta
34" - Hyper sized cock with proportional balls and loads, as no man or woman is capable of pleasing her she spends most of her time sucking herself off instead.
I find it funny that /jidf/ turned gay almost exactly 1 year after I first posted this >>37947164

>>63329229
Thank you for making this so stupid and inaccurate that it's funny

>>63329229
Juna is korean so shed have a tightly snipped dick and wouldnt be able to make smegma

okay i'm going to sleep anons, I'll make sure to stick my bussy out from my covers so you can still use it in the middle of the night.
>>63329276
the only probable things here are katta being damned to eternal autofellatio and Kai's dragon cock steaming in moist environments.

>>63329229
The things I'd do to let Pochi knot fuck me or take Kai's big dragon cock...

>>63329276
>>63329289
>>63329319
oh I see you're suddenly all fucking cock experts now

>>63329151
That would be magical, you'd have one final hurrah as a proud man. You could cum a lifetimes worth of cum as coni permanently renders your man parts useless, then the rest of your life could be dedicated to being a living onahole to more powerful and sexually capable men

>>63329363
two straight days of homoposting does that to you

>>63329319
Don't worry, I'll leave you with a warm sticky load to wake up to in the morning. And a kiss on the forehead to give you nice dreams

>>63329364
She could masturbate as she watches me suck and fuck real men. I would be like her personal libe action boyporn slave

>>63329364
Fuck, I want to be an onahole for a powerful man. Not interested in the eunuch part though. My balls are smooth, hairless and very cute

>>63329229
>but is unable to achieve conventional orgasm
I appreciate you working in actual lore into this post, like this for example

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janny woke up

lmao remember to keep your gayposting limited to your oshi's cock I guess
>>63329229
I'm thinking coni needs to a relatively normal cock since she doesn't do many clown-like things, and I think it should be small like fuyo's except she's bitter and angry about it

No one's going to point out this faggotry is obviously Aviel's new divide & conquer shill tactic? Classic strategy he probably learned during his time with the ADL. Fuck you Aviel, Poko lied about her cat after making 60k from us. That's fraud bitch. Fuck you.

>>63329896
*cums on you*

>>63329896
To be fair, she did name her cat nyoko. She just changed it afterwards

>>63329896
*rapes u*

>>63329896
what do you mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh_TV3kaj5s&t=590s
man...

>>63329961
You don't think Aviel sends his cronies to damage control THE most influential vtuber discussion forum? Of course he does. That's what you're seeing here. Fandits were discussing reparation terms for Poko's Great Betrayal and in an instant the discussion was taken over by 3 anons talking about dicks and prostate orgasms. The shilling is obvious, Aviel, cmon.

>>63329446
Actually that sounds amazing. I could imagine the orgasms you'd receive as Coni watches that

>>63330057
Cope. /jidf/ is full of horny bicurious anons, it's just how it is

>>63330057
>aviel sends his friends to talk about prostate cumming on 4chan to own threadshitters
LMFAO.
You just talk about it on the kiwi discord if you don't like seeing cock posts you know

>2 people both ban evading so they can keep spamming about cocks on cooldown
weirdest raid yet

>>63329687
>deletes the homoposting
>but shitposting is ok
wdhmbt

>>63330274
>complaining about something I dont like is shitposting but i dont understand why spamming the thread about dicks is bad
fandits are so fucking gay holy shit

>>63330260
I'm seriously on the verge of straight up posting a pic of my cock.

>>63330260
>>63330101 (me)
I wasn't banned or deleted

>>63330376
>>63330376
>>63330376

>>63330057
Yes I'm sure this bitching about poko's cat and Jewish scams and whatever for like 3 hours straight 2 DAYS after the fact is completely natural and not you and your buddy (I see you've pinged the discord too judging by the new IP posting the stream)