/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://streamable.com/l66oi4

In Nene's last stream, she successfully did fucking 350 sit ups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g63fOCTQ2zY

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1413438807764914176

Clips from last thread

https://streamable.com/4wzxvk
https://streamable.com/1rx9eq
https://streamable.com/e4k1m1
https://streamable.com/yaq7sh
https://streamable.com/fu8z9v
https://files.catbox.moe/ohiu83.mp4
https://streamable.com/twnfx6
https://files.catbox.moe/cxna9f.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/xhebh3.mp4
https://streamable.com/refbf4
https://streamable.com/cct896
https://streamable.com/twnfx6
https://streamable.com/noahfa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqoB2cA-CXQ
https://files.catbox.moe/weu1jw.mp4
https://streamable.com/hlen10
https://streamable.com/l2yzjs
https://files.catbox.moe/3nb7tj.mp4
https://streamable.com/580oi1
https://streamable.com/d7g62l
https://files.catbox.moe/zyoxl5.png

>page 11
this is worse than i thought

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_xMgw2j9v8

>>6327041
I can't even do 20

>>6335578
MOOOOOOT WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FUCKING IMAGE

>>6335578
>>6335616
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>mfw 10 years later and this is still a bug

>>6335698
kek

she hasn’t tweeted in the last 24 hours. https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1413498981296922631

She’s okay right?

I am going to click my tongue at nene!

>>6339482
Overdosed on lamy water, she is turning into lamy

>>6339482
Nene is dead
where is that:
>All concernfags should be incarcerated
Do you feel in control now? how does it feel you being wrong and me being right?

Her voice in Ai Dee is so clean. Why is this different.

>>6339873
She never tweets during her days off, especially when she is with family.

>>6339482
She said she was meeting up with her (presumably IRL) Mom today and she usually doesn't touch her Twitter when she's off.

nenechi...

Did you notice how Haachama stopped calling herself the world's strongest vtuber around the time Nene got her new outfit? It was an admission of defeat. She knew it was over.

>>6342420
She called herself that every time she had a proper greeting, several times after Nene got her new outfit. Do people even watch Vtubers here?

>>6342420
Haatons typically seethe at even the thought of Nene. She used to be my most watched holo before she got home to Japan and started her schizo arc. Now I'm at the point where I don't care if she graduates

>>6342495
how foolish of any girl besides Nene to call herself the strongest idol while Nene is around.

i absolutely loved her cleverness as a boke when she introduced herself in Oozora Police.
>助手のねねです

>>6342893
what does that mean

>>6342495
I said around that time, not exactly at that time. She didn't realize it at first. I doubt any of us knew back then just how powerful Nene would become. So like the arrogant hothead she is, she kept parading around like she was the queen of the world. Soon after she was curled up in a corner, sobbing. Her crown and throne taken in an instant. Nene broke her, broke her hard. Haachama probably didn't even hear her coming.
The world of vtubing is harsh and cruel but it is also a world of etiquette and manners. The rude fuckers get their shit pushed in real fast. Haacahama forgot that and now she's too afraid to even poke her head out the miserable hole she's been forced to hide in.

>>6333726
this dumb bear...

New Nene clip from Maple Leaf Translations. This is from the time when she drew her wife Lamy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ggwAKJtVc

>>6342639
>>6344014
based

I miss Nene!

>>6339935
Matsuri is right

I need more nenedances

>>6326397
I'm glad she decided to become a vtuber knowing the freedom they have compared to her previous employment. She doesn't have to filter herself. The fact she takes the full advantage of being a vtuber makes me like her even more. And she seems to be very underrated as a singer. I find her voice to be just as versatile as Suisei if not more. She is such a perfect fit as a vtuber despite looking like a traditional idol.

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
THE APEX PREDATOR OF THE MULTIVERSE

ENTER
NENECHI

>>6350852

>>6327041
Bros what if she has abs...

>>6351447
...Licking the sweat off Nene's abs...
Captcha: W0AAA

>>6351447
>what if
she did 350 situps in one hour, she definetively has abs, and an athletic butt according to Lamy

Me between her breasts

>>6354823
Abs are almost solely about bodyfat %. Nene would have to diet hard to have abs. And I think people would mention it if she had them desu.

>>6354823
She is pretty energetic based from the real world clips alone.

I wouldn't dare do that much knowing the muscle ache I'd get. I don't have maid to feed me.

>psh! Do you want some... wakimizu?

>>6356754
everyone has abs dipshit, visible abs are about body fat percentage

>>6366586
No I want to go home
Why the fuck am I here?

Nenechi will be playing Mario Party tomorrow at 22 JST on Watame's channel, feat. Kiara and Botan as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qaisd-obqJY

>>6372370
she shouldn't have to force herself like this right after her hernia surgery.

>>6369676
Retarded ESL fuck

IRyS dropping her spaghetti replying to Nenechi on Twitter.

>>6380106
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414048260059144192

god i love nenechi

>>6384355
based and same

>>6384355
to me the name Nenechi gives off such a “ready to kick some ass” vibe and i love it. and i want her to kick my ass with her strong girl muscles

Nene on /vt/ debut.

1 assist, 1 goal

BASED NENECHII

>>6356220
i love how Nene has the most lewd outfit in gen5 and is the only one who shows cleavage. is it because gen5 was originally supposed to appeal to the chinks that none of gen5’s outfits were lewd or revealing upon debut?

I love my CEO!

>>6379988
B-Big…

>>6335578
>>6335698
Huh?

>>6327041
based /fit/ muscle Nene
https://twitter.com/ikonavi_next/status/1413557901768097792

>>6351447
I think it's safe to assume she does, based on her doing 350 sit ups in 1 hour and from when Lamy said Nene has a pretty muscular body. has any of them specifically commented on her abs though? i'm curious to know.

>>6390105
must lick

I miss her old outfit, it was cute as hell

>>6393269
new outfit is cuter and thankfully lacking in any china-ness

>>6373232
Hernia surgery, what???

>>6393450
>new outfit is cuter
no it isn't. the jacket is ugly and the ears/paws are awful
>lacking in any china-ness
the china dress looked great though

>>6393500
I think anon is joking. nene did 350 sit ups in her last stream and hyperventilated not long after she did it, and the stream ended with viewers worried if she was okay so she tweeted lots of assurance that she is fine and we don’t need to worry about her. so the joke is that the extreme strenuous exercise could’ve caused her to injure herself. which it didnt, just to be clear. Nene is fine, at least according to her.

Nene is a friend

>>6393687
friendship is the foundation of love

Prezent for you.

>today’s stream is a collab with Watame and Botan
based

>and kiara
god dammit

>>6394895
Seriously that's how I feel. If that girl was a little quieter and unassuming like the tako, she'd be easy to endure. All the time I've seen of her or hear about, she seems a bit attention seeking.

>>6394895
>>6395028
Kiara is Nene's friend, this isn't the first nor will it be their last collab.

>>6395138
Not only that, but Nene has directly said that Kiara is the person who helped her the most when she was going through difficult times last year. I'm personally not really a fan of Kiara, but I'll always respect her for that.

>>6395138
the issue isnt the relationship between Nene and Kiara nor if they get along. Nobody is wondering if Kiara and Nene work as collab partners. the issue is that Kiara sucks and is annoying as fuck, with and without Nene.

>>6395250
I'm saying that you would do a lot better as a Nene fan to adopt the attitude like this anon >>6395235. You don't have to like Kiara, but Nene would certainly be sad to hear her fans badmouthing Kiara.

>>6395658
Lol nice try. kiara being a good friend to nene doesn’t change the fact that kiara is insufferable and pathetic on stream. You can respect the good that kiara did for nene and still understand that kiara ruins collabs.

>>6395658
kiara is a shitcunt, anon. you’re doing a bad job of hiding that you’re a simp for kiara.

>>6394895
well at least kiara’s bullshit will be offset by botan, nene, and watame. I expect botan’s personality especially to be an effective counter-balance against kiara. nene gets along with all three girls i think so i hope this means kiara wont get any special attention or chances to ruin the fun.

Nene is too predictable...

>Eggs
>In my bear thread
Please fish for bait in /hlgg/, I'm sure they'll be far for responsive to you there

>>6354823
>physically cannot eat vegetables without having an exorcism level conniption
>constantly snacking

She’s probably trim and small, but no way does she have visible abs.

Momosuzu Nene? Who is that?
Do you mean Suzumomo Nene?

>>6398633
Suzumomo Meme

I can't get the idea of muscular Nene out of my head... If she has abs I'm sure she had muscular thighs too...

>>6401811
On the radio today she mentioned that during a dance lesson break, Nene wasn't that tired (as she has a lot of stamina) while Aqua was sitting on the ground fanning herself with a towel.

>>6405496
What are they looking at?

>>6390105
She has personally bragged about having well-defined abs before.

>>6406392
Source

>>6406430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXtIdSyORcs
https://youtu.be/01OK6K-H0uw

>>6406528
I fucking KNEEL.

>>6398751
*Suzunono Meme

>>6405546
>What are they looking at?

>>6405546

>>6394244
I've had the purpose of this shirt design by mel

wtf????????

nice cock :)

>>6402230
Nene wears crop tops during dance lessons

I need more magamaga soon...

>>6401811
her "hip" is boing boing

>>6407676
Lamy explicitly said that it was not boing boing though...

>>6398633
NO SUZUMOMO
NO MOMOTETSU

Anyone have the streamable link of that clip with Nene saying "You are husband." in a really up close shot like three or four times before nodding at the end?

>>6407360
b-based??

>>6393269
chinks ruin literally everything.

>>6398297
Sometimes it's just about your metabolism and where your body decides to store fat
Back when I had visible abs I snacked all the time, barely ate any vegetables and only exercised for around 4 hours a week
She probably exercises more than I did back then, with how taxing dancing is, so I'd say it's entirely possible

>>6326397
What's with her tooth?

>>6339482
Too busy getting railed by her harem of husbands.

>>6408935
Memesuzu Nono?

>>6398297
you don’t need veggies to get muscle. you just need to work out and eat enough protein and enough food energy, the amounts depending on your individual needs and work outs.
but anyway, raw tomatoes are fucking gross without a doubt. I gagged when I tried to eat raw unripe tomatoes too and i’m someone who eats plenty of veggies, so i sympathize with nene almost dying cuz she ate like eight of them.

and nenechi is a super idol, so she probably got fit and works out a lot just so that she can be good at dancing and having sex with other cute girls.

>>6409850
>690,000 men lined up to destroy Nene's pussy
Imagine...

>>6412641
I'm first in line

two Okakoro streams in the same day

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2rs5PDzkUzU

>>6412641
Stop it Nene! Your body cant handle it!

>>6414200

>>6412641
>>6414200
nene is an idol so she only has sex with girls! she only gives her husbands hugs and kisses.

>>6405546
Ina's taco

>>6414407
LOL THIS NIGGA HASN'T HAD SEX WITH NENE YET

>>6394244

>>6414457
nene only has sex with Ina and Lamy. and probably AZKi. and with Watame perhaps they just feel each other up and lick each other’s armpits

>>6416186
DISGUSTING who would, in their right mind, want to watch Nene and Watame licking and sniffing each other's armpits. Enjoying their fluids and unconsciously moaning by the sensory overload this entails.
I bet you sick fuck would also like to see them naked and maybe have a piece for yourself, as they are too enthralled on one another to notice you creeping up to them and feeling their soft and sweaty skin, parting their legs and exposing the carefully maintained rose bud that hides in between.

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

I like the art where she's gagged

I wish dagger anon were alive so he could cook delicious vegetables for my wife

>>6418430
Nene just has to do an off-collab + sleepover with any of the girls who can cook so that she can be provided with vegetables in a delicious home-cooked anime meal.

1 HUSBAND = 1 NENE POLICY

VOTE NENE 2024

>>6326397
she cant be that powerful.. right?

>>6416413
Yes to all of it

ねねねねねねねね!大爆走 is the greatest song of all time

>>6405546

>>6416186
That's not true, we have sex several times a day!

supa Nene BUMP

>>6326397
Supa Hyper Ultra Illest Deluxe Perfect Amazin Shinin Dogg Masta Ginga Victory Strong Cute Beautiful Galaxy Baby Nenechi

nenenenenene

>>6409612
It’s cute

>>6406528
>>6327041
when I thought she couldnt become even more perfect than she already is she proves me wrong, we would be lifting together especially by how much she seems to enjoy KINTORE I could get her to try something better than bodyweight stuff
Listening to Nene songs while PRing would not be enough, I would be able to hear her training right there with me

>>6393510
is this bait? the new outfit is way cuter, the jacket is super cute, and the bear stuff is cute too

>>6393450
>>6437457
You are 100% wrong, the original outfit was cute and unique among other vtubers. Her new outfit makes her look slutty, when she should instead play to being more cheeky-cute. I'm just glad that she doesn't have a lean towards a Chinese audiences because of her outfit change.

>>6437993
I think her current outfit is still really cute. The overall style and design of it with the laces and buttons and the vest-like thing. the only lewd part of it is her exposed cleavage and the paizuri hole, but the way i look at it, it doesn’t make her look slutty so much as a clueless girl who doesn’t realize how that her clothes are that lewd. or that her lewd clothes are meant to attract other girls - not men - because girls love tits too, including Nenechi.

https://youtu.be/LYd3zbAab7Y
does Nene take after her mother?

>>6442265
No matter how weird Nene can be, she has only a fraction of her Mama's power level.

i love nene

>>6422245
really nice nene art

Nene members only stream just started

Wow
https://youtu.be/Lgpw-hRQb9Q?t=455

>>6442265
>Is that herd husband?

>>6446638
Not sure why she did it after every death instead of game over when she is notoriously bad at mario. I have a feeling she actually likes tomatoes.

I love my CEO!

>>6450046
She probably thought it would be more interesting that way

Nothing like a nenebump featuring LuqoSan nice artist

not on my watch

Nene is not my wife, but that doesn't mean I will let you die.

>>6461711
Thanks, Polkabro

Anything interesting come up in the gay-free zone earlier?

The Apex of Abs. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Capability. The Duke of Discipline. The Emperor of Endurance. The First of Fitness. The Goer of Gyms. The Height of Health. The Ironman of Intensity. The Jock of Jackedness. The King of Kettlebells. The Lord of Leg Days. The Master of Muscles. The Negus of Nutrients. The Overlord of Olympics. The Prince of Physiques. The Queen of Quads. The Ripped of Ruggedness. The Sultan of the Shredded. The Toughest of the Toned. The Undertaker of the Unfit. The Victor of Vigor. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yard-master of Yoga. The Zest of Zeal.


THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
THE APEX PREDATOR OF THE MULTIVERSE

ABSmosuzu SHREDDEDne
FITNESSmosuzu SWOLEne
RIPPEDmosuzu MUSCULARne
MOMOSUZU THE NENE
SUZUMOMO THE NENE

350 SIT-UPS IN ONE HOUR

ENTER
SUPER HYPER ULTRA ULTIMATE DELUXE PERFECT AMAZING SHINING GOD 東方不敗 MASTER GINGA VICTORY STRONG CUTE BEAUTIFUL GALAXY BABY 無限 無敵 無双 NENECHI.

>>6366586
...When was the last time you took a shower?

>>6462436
based.

Look at this cute PANCH
I miss nene punchs...

>>6464782
We got the real deal semi-recently in VR.

>>6465214
Oh I know! here I have it, fellow husbando

Nene's well trimmed auburn pubes!!!!

>>6467348
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6369676
which is literally what he said you ABSOLUTE FUCKING BABOON

>>6467348
based super idol fucking cute well-trimmed Nene

>>6327041
NENE ROID RAGE

>>6467348
Nene sure has come a long way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYZVdTGpR1Y

>>6342420
are you picking a fight with Haachama?

>>6410846
>you don’t need veggies to get muscle. you just need to work out and eat enough protein

this. To get muscle, you have to work out your muscles enough that there is micro tearing (feeling the burn) and be eating at caloric excess with plenty of protein.

no nene for 3 days why live
that's it guys, im roping

>>6478561
>why live
Day 4 is why!

>>6327041
the thing is this is actually like not an efficient ab work out, at a certain point it’s just going to make the muscles around your throat work
if she had done planks it would’ve been way better

Nene smells so bad. Yuck.

>>6481514
4u

>>6414457
It's a long line dickhead I will eventually

>>6481514
F L O R A L

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1403349089052332033

>>6467348
yo real quick thanks for including the artist name in the filename. saves us the trouble of having to ask for the source or search for it ourselves.

What did Nene mean by this?

>>6326397
Completely unrelated: every time I see the word "Ginga" in that long-ass name of hers, it always reminds me of this fucking guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL8yvZDF6RA

>>6493023
>>6488896
>>6488741
really wonderful and cute fanart. it’s always nice to see cute Nene art like this.

>>6489082
based
Nene wants everyone to be happy and have good fortune

>>6485512
imagine smelling Nene

>>6467348
I'll kneel if Nene retweets this

>>6494729
imagine kissing nene

Nene is funposting on twitter replies.

>>6497561
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414970407988256773

The imagination runs wild.

lottsa Nene tweets last night

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414952085796397056
“Shishiron informed me that the Tropical Fish Trap [Tower] appears to be having some problems...??
Just what is causing that though~~?”

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414964501921898505
“Even though I had already raised it to Y192, there was only one Cod fish that was splashing around.....lol”

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414965970620145665
“Maybe the Axolotl Gods were pissed because we were making too many Axolotls~!?!?!
What if we sweep up everything except the important ones, everything should go back to normal~ Lol”

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414967650820575234
“I need to get up early tomorrow! I'm glad that I've fulfilled all of my work [for today]
I'm ready to go to bed!!!!
I'll be streaming tomorrow evening~~”

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414968687849709592
“This is a perfect place before taking a bath”

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414970318389608455
“I'm glad I learned more about this fantastic game, IDOLY PRIDE, because I've been playing it every day since we got the [sponsorship] project
(Suzu, I can't wait to have you on Nene's group)
(I beg of you, I really want to meet you)”

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1414970407988256773
“I'll go take a bath!!!!!!!!!”

translations by this chad translator https://twitter.com/Kyunich1_

Excuse me wtf nenehasbands

>>6499883
That doesn't even include the random replies she did egosearching.

>>6499883
>Idoly Pride
this is actually the first time i saw a chuuba got hooked on a sponsored game. usually they're one and done deals and they never touch it again.

>>6477518
The fight's already over, chief. If you don't know how it ended, just look at present condition of either girl and take a guess.

>>6506600
>tfw all the schizos are making rrats about how haachama is in a mental asylum or something, dunno, while the truth is that she's still orbiting the moon after taking a nenepunch
our CEO has recovered 100% of the shares of her company, sasuga Nenechan!

>>6500131
wait what

>>6509633
Nene is so cool

>>6351447
>>6390105
>tfw I'll never reject becoming Nene's husband
>She'll never beat the crap out of me until I accept her

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-t7TYUr1u_A

she’s awake! https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1415133932467605505

>>6408962
I only have the youtube one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyQQEP8heKk

anyone got it in a streamable link?

I want to eat Nene’s socks

>>6523498
Based

>>6523498
>not using them to make tea before eating them

>>6467348

new quality translated Nene clips from Maple Leaf Translations and Neko Mikuri

Nene & Botan failing to decorate a sign in ARK for 8 minutes and start laughing at everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khAMs74uKEw

Inside the dark, twisted, musical Mind of Nene Momosuzu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNmiUVGC0fA

>>6531538
>Maple Leaf knows about Nene's GitHub
Interesting

>>6532556
oh wow i didnt even notice that when i posted the video. she does have quite a few feats missing from the github, but that’s partly because Nene herself is impressive and always doing so much amazing stuff that it is hard to keep track of it all.

We're live in 20 minutes boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUd-i1w3ink

>>6533001
More construction!

>>6533001
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1415221688464068608
“Minecraft
Mesa Road!!!
Nene, who has been so busy lately that she appears to be on the verge of a mental breakdown, has prepared her resolve to continue laying out the ice path......
Refining my resolution... Time to complete the Mesa Road...
Please also come and have a chat with me”

>>6326397
I love this orange girl

She killed the llama

nene, you dumbass

>>6534629
what happened? i missed it

>>6532556
Neko Mikuri and Maple Leaf are all but confirmed to be /jp/ | /vt/ anons

>>6326397
Is this true?

>>6535437
I always thought clippers and most prominent members of the vtuber fandom are more along the lines of twitter or reddit. and there’ll always be some stuff from 4chan making its way to reddit.

So between Nene and Korone who is the fittest holo?

>>6535526
Man globalfags are cancer.

>>6535531
You wouldn't believe how many of those actually go here
They pretend not to due to 4chanbad
vtubers really became a bigger gateway for people to go into this monggolian basket weaving forum

>>6535560
kys, that's not an answer.

>>6535535
now it would appear as though it’s Nene. I haven’t seen or heard of anyone commenting on Korone’s body looking that muscular or fit like what’s been said about Nene’s body. and some fans have theorized that Korone probably gained some weight in recent months because she couldn’t go to the gym due to covid, but that is still speculative.

korone might still have nene beat in terms of stamina though.

>>6535618
Anyone who dislikes idols and idolculture shouldn't be watching Hololive and Nene would agree with that.

>>6535535
Only one way to find out
3D fitness competition

>>6535692
They were trying to figure out what to do for a collab, clearly we found it.

>>6535692
this is a legitimately awesome idea and it should happen. Nene and Korone both seemed to get along that one time they had a chat and Korone joined Nene’s husbands collection. Only snag is that Korone pretty much only does 3D collabs with Okayu these days.

>>6535754
They just had a small interaction today too

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1415211319226032132

Though if any collab is going to happen, Nene will have to take the initiative. Korone's usually too shy to ask people herself, even if she mentions being interested

>>6535665
>would
still not an answer

>>6535754
Though Korone had surgery somewhat recently, so that's another potential problem to a serious competition.

nene...

>>6535826
sperg out much?

Wtf thats so cute how she looks down on the notebook or whatever that is

>>6535526
This is not true because there weren't really any "unicorns going holostar anti" in the comments.

>>6537356
To elaborate further, it was more about "is it okay to play the video with audio on stream?" because japanese copyright autism, Nene assumed it'd be okay since they're both under the same parent company but people were telling her to refrain from doing it and just watch it on her own screen. She said something like "how come it's not okay, isn't that like bullying them?"
She was also surprised to find out they had their own server.

>>6537640
Nene is too pure for this world

konchikubi

I watched Steins;Gate in my junior year of college. I had no doubt in my mind, upon finishing it, that I was now a certified theoretical physicist who was fluent in Japanese. I immediately changed my major from business to a double major in physics and Japanese.

I caused some awe during the first physics lecture when I interrupted class to demonstrate my extensive knowledge by saying, “The ginga we currently sundeiru in is sugoku ookii. Like, omoenai hodo big. Like, we’re talking so many hoshis and wakuseis and stuff that you can’t even kazoeru them.”

My professor was left speechless at my command of the Japanese language and my general erudition concerning all things physics-related.

In Japanese class, I refused to speak Japanese with those anime-watching peasants, my so-called ‘classmates’, who couldn't tell さ apart from ち let alone ツ from シ. I, on the other hand, knew both my hiragana and my katakana as well as a few kanji like 草, 一, and 尻.

My genius proved to be too unconventional for the restraints of the university. I got a failing mark in every class I took because my ideas were contrary to those of Einstein, Feynman, and Kepler.

But what did they know? If they were so smart how come they’re dead and I’m alive?

Checkmate physicists.

Anyway, I dropped out and decided to microwave a banana to test out my hypothesis about fruit-powered time travel. My results were mixed and my mom got really mad at me.

I was practically dying of ennui when I received a flyer one day. It said, ‘Volunteers wanted for a physics experiment. Come to the lab of Dr. Momosuzu. It’ll be tanoshii!!!”

I could use some tanoshii in my life so I took the mystery flyer up on its offer.

It was like walking into CERN. Chrome tubes crisscrossed like a tangle of fishing line throughout the lab. Multi-coloured lights blinked on panels and computer screens detailed elaborate equations and diagrams that I pretended to understand.

Overlooking what looked like a wooden boat levitating over a long track of ice was a scientist. I could tell she was a scientist because she wore a white lab coat, she had goggles on her forehead, and the letters “I AM A SCIENTIST!!!” stitched on the back of her coat.

She turned around and I saw she was no more than nineteen. Her hair was done up in two buns, and her green eyes glittered with the energy of limitless curiosity.

“Ah!!! You are the new volunteer, yes!!?”

“Uh-huh.”

“Okay!!! Sit here in this boat!!! Are you okay!!?”

I got in the boat and told her I was okay.

“Okay!!! Here is what is going to happen!!! I am going to activate the Nanomagnetic-ultrasound-quark-metabolizer thereby taking advantage of the Bologna-effect which will, in turn, provide the necessary energy to generate anti-gravitational force in the gigachad-boson-pantsu-matrix causing spacetime to collapse at the rate of one Lamy per 100 Polkas!!! Understand!!?”

“Naruhodo,” I said, though I didn’t naruhodo anything.

“Oh!!! You can speak Japanese!!! Jouzu desu ne!!!”

I didn’t know what ‘Jouzu desu ne’ meant so I just nodded and hoped it wasn’t a question.

“Okay!!! San!!! Ni!!! Ichi!!!... Go!!!”

It’s hard to describe the sensation of going from being completely inert to moving at one Lamy per 100 Polkas. It’s like your body turns into yarn and is stretched by elephants pulling in opposite directions. It felt like my head was in Toronto and my feet were somewhere in Mongolia.

I wanted to scream but my mouth was at least a thousand miles from my brain.

I must have lost consciousness, or maybe I fell out of spacetime and lapsed into non-being for however long in a time outside of time.

But when I came back, I took one look at the ferns around me and knew I was in the Cretaceous period. Or maybe it wasn’t the ferns. Maybe it was the duck-faced dinosaur that was nudging me with its bill, making a sound like, “Okaasan? Okaasan?”

“Okaasan janai yo,” I said.

It looked at me for a second, then threw its head back and screamed to the blue void above, “OMAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”

After it waddled off into the underbrush, I lied on my back and stared up at the Cretaceous sky.

I said the magic words.

“El psy congroo.”

But nothing happened.

does Nene actually accept comments from people who just fapped to her. because i think i want to tell her in the future, sparing her the details of course.

>>6543069
People have posted superchats and she thanked them but did not go into any further detail.
tl;dr Yes

>>6537640
Can we get a source video and timestamp?

>>6542188
10/10

nene is to hyper and stacy like
idk if i can handle it

>>6532556
what the fuck there is no way he knows about my- oh god maple knows. I should contact them directly to fill the thing up to date, since they one of the few that actually speak japanese...

>>6537356
>>6535526
I have both stories but sadly I don't care to confirm it
Story one
>nene mentioned arupapa and chat was "nooo don't mention it" v/s "noooo it's okay to mention them!!!" (the usual when a holo mentions a homo)
story two
>nene mentioned arupapa and wondered out loud if it was okay to put his (ongoing at the moment?) stream to guide herself since she was copying the design.

The thing is that both stories are not mutually exclusive plus the content they share is the memetic "is it okay to mention a homo/put a homo on screen" anyway my wife is very cute and she's not a whore, so it's okay if she acknowledges the homos exist

>>6546465
>>6547104

>>6542188
Thank you Maple

>>6535535
try 3000 jump rope and 350 sit ups while streaming and tell us

>>6542188
oh shit, maple is /here/ with us. TELL ME WHAT TO PUT ON THE GITHUB YOU NIGGER

>>6537640
>She was also surprised to find out they had their own server
Did she think they were just shoved into some far off place in the main server?

why are gokisei other than ramirez so unmotivated? older gens are grinding streams every day.

>>6555408
at least pretend to know something about the chuubas you're making rrats about anon

>>6555408
Does Lamy have an anime ending song?! She can't even regularly sing for her Yukimin, poor guys were begging for it over in their thread.
Gokisei love

I saw in another thread somebody bring up Nene having a gymrat/gymnastics costume. I like that idea.

>>6557369
It would be fun if Gen5 gets alt costumes for their 1 year anniversary. I'd love any kind of casual wear Nene.

>>6558346
I would love her to get the outfit from her loading screen as an actual costume personally, I just love the nekko hairband

imagine what Nene’s adorable pajamas would look like... assuming she doesn’t simply sleep in the nude or in her usual outfit

>>6560116
does nene even take off her outfit when she takes a bath or does she keep it on while bathing with the idea that she is washing herself and her clothes at the same time

>nene sleeping in her exercise clothes

>>6560496
i want to pull off her exercise clothes while she’s sleeping

Fuck I'm bored.. I need Nene

Ngl, still crushed I missed out on the birthday mercy even though it was months ago. Nene just has that kind of affect on you I guess.

>>6395658
No

>>6412641
>690,000 lined up to have their dicks flattenened by nene's pussy
ftfy

considering how cute and fun Nene is, her giving off big Stacy energy, and how fucking fit her body is, i believe most of the girls in hololive want to fuck her. the only ones who don’t want to fuck her are the ones who see Nene as a daughter

i need neen wallpaper please post yours so i can steal

>”A B C D NENECHI, fucking cute seal Nenechi. OH!”
I cant believe I’ve been singing the ABC song wrong this whole time.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sN7psM3Zfc0

>>6562566
cultured nene

>>6326397
Why Watame hasn't had an armpit collab with her? Both are into it

>>6542188
m-maplesama?!

has Nene talked about any of her senpai lately?

I want Nene to kick my ass.

>>6574705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMGEm64t7Ag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiekN5DmNZE

>>6577451
Can’t wait for this

>>6546236
based nenechi

within a year Nene will be the most popular amongst 5th gen

does any anon here have a clip of the time nene sang to the tune of her background music when she was having problems with a game and needed to restart it over and over? I think it was apex but i cant find it

>>6585432
I'm also interested in seeing that.

SUPER NENEBUMP!!

>>6542188
I didn't post this, but yeah I am here.

While I'm here, does anyone have a Nene moment off the top of their head they'd like to see TL'd?

If you can't get a timestamp, just the stream is fine.

>>6500131
kek

i won't let this thread die yet

Polka's pet

>>6549653
>nene mentioned arupapa and chat was "nooo don't mention it" v/s "noooo it's okay to mention them!!!" (the usual when a holo mentions a homo)
I didn't go through every single message in the chat, but didn't see anybody "going holostar anti". She was talking about whether or not she can put on a holostar stream with the sound leaking into her own stream without getting in trouble with management. People in the chat were either saying "ダメ" as in "it's better if you don't" or " you should ask your manager first".

"ダメ" can be easily misunderstood here, because it can sound aggressive, so it's important that she was talking about the legal side of things, and people were responding to that.

>nene mentioned arupapa and wondered out loud if it was okay to put his (ongoing at the moment?) stream to guide herself since she was copying the design.
Somebody in chat said that one of the holostars is doing something similar/the same thing. So she went looking for a video she can copy from the holostars, but there was only a 3 hour long one (i assume a VOD of aruran) so she just went with copying from the livestream that aruran was doing at the time. Then she wonders if she can put on the sound of his stream. People either say no or that she should ask management. To that she says that having a rule that prevents holos from talking about the stars or playing one of their streams, would be strange, even bullying.

Conclusion is that it's just the usual dramafags and people who don't understand the context are trying to make a mountain out of a molehill. There was no "standing up for the stars" or "telling her unicorns to fuck off".

>>6592960
Stop bringing this shit up and let it die and post more cute Nene's

>>6590245
The struggle is not knowing japanese and therefore being unaware of what Nene is saying so i dont know what moments are worth being TL’d until they’ve been TL’d.
Iin other threads there are anons who speak japanese who post about cute or funny moments from girls’ streams or summarize some things worth mentioning, but we dont have folks like that in these threads. the anons who speak jap in Nene threads just post things in japanese to attentionwhore that they can speak it but dont offer any translations, and they tell us “go do your reps :) “ and don’t like to help the thread at all. So what EOP’s know about Nene’s streams is very limited until clippers and TLers come out with subtitles.

Nene is a super funny gal, so i assume almost everything she says or does is cute and worth TLing.

>>6594116

That's fair. I guess I'm kinda putting the cart before the horse.

I was just watching her and she was looking at chat for something to talk about and of all the messages she picked one that just said タマヒュンした, which means 'my balls just retracted', by a guy named 'Hentai Ojisan'. She had some thoughts and anecdotes and she claimed knew what that felt like despite not having any herself. Then chat convinced her that maybe she does have balls, they're just hiding. So she said she'd look later and get back to us.

Sounds kinda dumb when I type it out but it's like peak elementary-school-boy Nene.

>>6594755
>that whole exchange

GOD I FUCKING LOVE NENE.

>>6593091
Nene is CUTE

>>6585432
>>6587670
https://youtu.be/E8hCyNAJ4_Y?t=5171
I found it. I recently learned 再起動 (restart) which made me immediately think of this.

>>6596127
So fucking cute, thanks

I love my CEO!

I blame the turkey for getting me interested in nenecchi

>>6602114
why blame her when you could thank her?

>>6594755
That doesn’t sound dumb or lame at all. that being peak elementary schoolboy is indeed very Nene and a huge part of what makes her so great. even little moments like these are precious. god bless this girl. thank you so much for telling the thread about this nene moment.

>>6596127
Thanks. That made my day

>>6486638
MOMOSUZU NENE, GREATEST OSHI IN ALL OF JAPAN!!!!

https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1415909274782511106

What should Nene do?

Nene is stinky

>>6610632
Sex with me

>>6610652
FLORAL

Why Nene is so cute?

>>6594755
holy shit that’s great. so fuckin glad girls like nenechi exist

what the FUCK does matanene mean?

>>6615879
matane means “see ya later” and she adds an extra “ne” at the end because her name is Nene.

>>6590245
Have you considered clipping her rap visit to the MiComet horror house? Not too TL-intensive considering that like a quarter of it is just spamming CURSECURSECURSECURSE and it's a great moment that I don't think I've seen any english clippers do yet.

>>6617989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYlUAgIjqgY
the only clip of that i can find.

>>6618029
Man they really love the NND style scrolling comments huh.

>>6611491
Title of her next song

i wonder what tonight’s stream will be. https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1415971166934605829

if google translate can be trusted then i guess she was busy all day with something. with what, i wonder? more cute dance lessons? being a magical girl?

Matanene

>>6619407
>Finally, it's finished!!!!
>I left home at 10:00 a.m., and I put in a lot of effort today~
>Because I'll be out shopping for a while, today's stream may start late in the evening <3

translation: https://twitter.com/kyunich1_/status/1415982295094218752

>>6622140
Is she going to fall asleep on the couch after getting home again?

>>6622173
imagine the smell of that couch of hers

ASMR LET'S GOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zz-RtHpIaI

>>6622691
she'll probably have me laughing my ass off instead of relax

i don’t understand what she’s saying but as usual she sounds really cute, happy, and like she is genuinely enjoying herself.

she's just drumming stuff with her fingernails...

"she probably doesn't have any idea what she's trying achieve but at least she has the spirit."
kek

>>6624089
she should drum on her bare absolute thighs with her hands.

*slap slap slap slap slap slap*

>>6622691
I feel fuzzy

came across Nene's 3d modeler showing her in pristine quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbVsh_WM6IY