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Professional Monster Hunters Edition

Last thread: >>63233065
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.63257796
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>>63257745
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified

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>>63257796
AMEN. ARMIS LOVEE

>> No.63257973

Ruze is the actual leader of Armis but they let Jurard play pretend because they hear him cry himself to sleep at night

>> No.63257983
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>>63257796
Amen.

>> No.63258020

>>63257796
I want Kulu Ya Ku to smash Jurards head in with his rock

>> No.63258055
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>Tempus constantly jobbing
>ARMIS gets shit done
i kneel to our god emperor Yagoo for finally hired some GAMERS.

>> No.63258062

Jurard pretending to be Kerillian

>> No.63258064 [SPOILER] 
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I think __________ _______________ ____ _____ ______________

>> No.63258122

>>63257973
Typical youngest/oldest dynamic

>> No.63258170
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>>63257983
More betsy for my collection, thanks betsy poster

>> No.63258191

>>63257973
Thats fucking hilarious. Even without the shipping angle i love that dynamic

>> No.63258201
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im the last male straight brotuber enjoyer here

>> No.63258217

>>63258055
Tempuras in shambles, the Armpits will rise

>> No.63258279

Jurard's laugh is so cute

>> No.63258284
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>>63257973
You know the old guy thats secretly the sword saint or some op shit in a party? Thats Ruze.

>> No.63258323
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>>63258201
Not so fast

>> No.63258324

so RUZE DIED FIRST WHAT THE FUUCK

>> No.63258326

>>63258284
>>63257973
Escanor was the real lead of nnt

>> No.63258354
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>>63258201
Slow down there fellow brotuber enjoyer.

>> No.63258368

>>63258055
jobbers

>> No.63258430

>>63258201
I'll groom you

>> No.63258440

>>63258055
YOU WERE SAYING?

>> No.63258460

Golden gen

>> No.63258474
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>>63258055
>>63258217
kys kys kys kys kys kys!!!

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>what are you allergic to nuts
>silence

>> No.63258522

Shinri and Bettel RT'd the 11 month old clip today
https://twitter.com/WJLGstories/status/1615284860683444224

>> No.63258526

jurard also has younger brother energy like altare...

>> No.63258531
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wdhmbt?

>> No.63258552

>>63258494
Made my sides hurt

>> No.63258588

>>63258474
Calm down sister congratulate your fellow vagina on this "W" >>63258522

>> No.63258614

Ruze is like Kratos from tales of symphonia to Rex's Lloyd. Octavio is Genis and GB is Raine

>> No.63258624

Emotionally distant fathers...

>> No.63258633

>>63258531
Graduation soon...

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>>63258440
>>63258368
I blame Jurard.

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>> No.63258665

>>63258588
fuck off and kill yourself tribalfag

>> No.63258681

>>63258614
This comparison is nonsensical.

>> No.63258704

>>63258474
WHERE TF DO I GET THAT BETTEL DAKI

>> No.63258730

>may we hunt in D major!
kek

>> No.63258749

>>63258656
People die if they are killed - Pako sensei, sage knowledge

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>>63258201
You fucking wish. The age of the brotuber has been born anew.

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>>63258522
>>63258531
LIVE INTENSE SEX SOON

>> No.63258791

>>63258652
It was a combination of Jurard taking literally all the healing items and Goldie picking a monster they were way undergeared for lol

>> No.63258816

>>63258681
I don't know anything about symphonia except that Lloyd is dumb but determined

>> No.63258817

ARMISistren we got too cocky

>> No.63258853

SHINEEEEEEEEE

>> No.63258888

>>63258749
Need that Emiya picrel.
>>63258656
kek

>> No.63258889

>>63257973
Isn't that the same as with the last two gens?
>Altare/MagNoir
>Bettel/Shinri
>Jurard/Ruze (and maybe Gold?)
The "Leader" is always the one that needs the most help, for some reason.

>> No.63258912
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>>63258853
うるさい !

>> No.63258921

>>63258778
I LOVE THESE TWO CLOWNFISH IS PURE LOVE PURE FUCKING LOVE I TELL YOU HOES

>> No.63258945

Jurard crying while slaying the cute dino was so cuteee. the gap moe is larger then his asshole

>> No.63258957

I love the dumb dinoman so much

>> No.63258959

can rex shut the fuck up with his retarded screaming already

>> No.63258963

>>63258853
I NEED to see him get put in his place

>> No.63259016

Jutard dramatic voiceacting is actually kino

>> No.63259048

>>63258817
Armis WHAT?

>> No.63259091

>>63258959
Give him 20$ and stick out your dick and he will

>> No.63259125

dino = kino

>> No.63259129
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>>63259016
>Jutard dramatic voiceacting is actually kino
>t.

>> No.63259146

BROTUBERCHADS WE ARE SO BACK

>> No.63259171

Jurard is so fucking chuuni. I love him so much.

>> No.63259173

>Hey, what if instead we hired 1-2 unhinged people we just hired an entire gen of unhinged people
>Sounds like a plan!
It feels like HQ just very much more off their rockers

>> No.63259179

KINO COLLAB

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>>63259016
You know what, for once i agree that the screaming actually fits, makes the fight way more intense therefore KINO. Just like one of my shounen animes frfr

>> No.63259258

>>63259048
The cock budget has been exceeded. Pretty normal. Is this your first time dealing with bounty hunters?

>> No.63259306

This makes me want to play monster hunter again. I can't wait for collab ban to be done for the MHrise arc to start with all the boys.

>> No.63259386

>>63259016
I love his stupid chuuni personality so much. This is why I love vtubing as a whole, it's at its best when you're just embracing your character and goofing off

>> No.63259428

II actually love jurard's screaming voice when its at a volume that doesn't kill my ears, thanks ruze

>> No.63259445

Do they get to stream longer than one hour next week?

>> No.63259465

>>63259445
They're still limited next week

>> No.63259481

I'm imagining the kois super scared of how loud they are after a quiet Shinri stream

>> No.63259491

OCTAVIO DIED

YOU FUCK

>> No.63259496

>>63259306
Altare will never play this game.

>> No.63259519

shitty brat octavio...

>> No.63259523

I'm sorry mans, I was really not into Jurard at first because he somehow exceeded my loud = funny limit, but the more I hear him be retarded the more I'm getting used to it. Perhaps because of compression, but I don't feel like I want to die when I hear him

>> No.63259532

>>63259428
Now that you mention it, ya good job Ruze.

>> No.63259588

Ruze makes a good tard wrangler

>> No.63259653

>>63259428
Oh fuck you're right, it's actually at a pretty decent volume.

>> No.63259666

I wish he'd wrangle me..

>> No.63259692

>>63259588
He said it himself, he's gotta keep these fucking goobers in line.

>> No.63259711

>>63259428
i can hear all of them clearly without getting earraped, ruze is a GOD

>> No.63259768

Not trying to numberfag, but why is his viewer numbers jumping so erratically, is youtube fking up again?

>> No.63259772
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Kneel before Ruze

>> No.63259800

>>63259428
Hopefully Jurard can fix the sound mixing on his own side because even when he's talking quietly it ends up too loud.

>> No.63259806

KEK

>> No.63259824

"He's throwing fruits, he must be from South Elysium!!"

>> No.63259856

Southern Elysium wasn't a wasteland before Armis fucked it up by murdering all the wildlife.

>> No.63259921

>>63259465
Omega-san... why?

>> No.63259997

kek, Octavio is cute

>> No.63259998

>>63259496
World is better in every way

>> No.63260020

>>63259921
It's gorimane now

>> No.63260025

Octavio is the Hakka of this gen, huh...

>> No.63260029

so is it safe to say that
Armis > VG > HQ
when it comes to compatibility?

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>>63259921
>Omega-san
WHOOOOOOOOOOO?

>> No.63260101

i think all of tempus + armis should gangrape me

>> No.63260114

>>63260020
Omegori-mane????

>> No.63260149

>>63260029
More like
ARMIS > Pre-Japan Tempus > VG > Post-Japan Tempus

>> No.63260169

>>63260020
>>63260100
>they don't know that they're one and the same

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>>63259921
>>63260020
Because i said so :)

>> No.63260210

Jurard dramatically screaming "FUCK YOUUUUU~" in the background is great

>> No.63260231

>>63260029
Bettel's Month in Review with VG have some of the best compatibility

>> No.63260238

>>63260029
as a vgsis I was prepared to get pissy but I can agree to this mostly

>> No.63260320

>>63260101
I think you should stop fantasizing about sex

>> No.63260327

>>63260169
Don't sully gorimane's name like that

>> No.63260331

ARMIS in charge of being racist

>> No.63260335

>>63260029
Wait until the honeymoon period is over, sister.

>> No.63260356

So, they're just going to go another hour, right?

>> No.63260364

>>63260187
gorimane SEXO

>> No.63260378
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Shinri's ReFind Self results
>Most Representative Personality
Clergy
>Additional Personalities
Leader, Philosopher
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1728259800902058023

>> No.63260436

Are they going for two hours? Nice

>> No.63260462

>>63260378
cutie

>> No.63260464

>>63260187
I have an intense need to breed gorimane

>> No.63260466

>>63260356
yes we were told 2hrs

>> No.63260471

>>63260356
Yes, another hour of racism LETS FUCKING GOOOO

>> No.63260506

>>63260466
>>63260471
Excellent, thanks

>> No.63260521

>>63260029
holostars >>>> your parents

>> No.63260542

>>63260378
I've said time and time again that he and Altare are super similar in terms of their core values.

>> No.63260636

>>63260100
shikamane WILL have to sit through 6+hr jurard screaming sessions one day and they WILL have to vod gang when he deliberately streams while they're offline. you cannot suppress him forever

>> No.63260653

trex was such retard on debut that i find him trying to learn things cute

>> No.63260686

TIME TO FIGHT NAKED, LIKE REAL MEN

>> No.63260704

>>63260653
>the idol journey

>> No.63260725

>>63260029
me>>>you

>> No.63260738

Ruze and Octavio sex. I have made up my mind.

>> No.63260752

naked run letss gooo. sub 2 minute 3 cart hunt

>> No.63260755

>Actually funny when playing during a hunt
>When things calm down they do and talk about the game
This is how you do collabs. This shit makes it feel like playing a game with your buddies.

>> No.63260779

Armis stripping on stream
WHORES

>> No.63260811

>papi chulo
LMAO

>> No.63260829

>>63260738
I will die on my ruze and jurard hill

>> No.63260858

HEE HEE

>> No.63260938

Batsu game letsgooooo

>> No.63260958

"What's a batsu?"
Come on Ruze

>> No.63260972

>what's a batsu
>that's a chatting stream
>no that's zatsu
they are really nihongo dekinai kek

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>confuses batsu for zatsu

>> No.63260991

Well, ruze is more of a leader right now so he's not wrong kek

>> No.63261009

>>63257973
ruze just read this post out right now

>> No.63261059

>its an F minor kinda night
octavio...

>> No.63261073

MUTINY

>> No.63261096 [DELETED] 

>>63261059
I'd really F that minor iykwim hehehehe

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>> No.63261122

>>63260755
>looking for a sense of gaming with friends thru vtuber
just...go play with your friends

>> No.63261139

>>63261059
The minor? Him because he's baby

>> No.63261156

>>63261096
ToT

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https://twitter.com/DasDokter/status/1728264367903494242/photo/2

>> No.63261198

>>63261096
MODS

>> No.63261229

>>63261122
Welcome to adult life getting in the way of playing games with friends, unless you lads wanna play :)

>> No.63261234

>>63261096
i don't have a shota ruze/jurard fanart to reply to this appropriately

>> No.63261283

>>63261176
I thought this was yume art kek

>> No.63261291

>>63261176
who

>> No.63261350

>>63261291
iofi

>> No.63261355

>>63259768
If you have a lot of people using vpns to watch because youtube is lagging in their country it'll cause weird spikes like that when the vpn disconnects and reconnects

>> No.63261359

is Jurard......you know..

>> No.63261378

>>63261176
axel doko?

>> No.63261404

>>63261359
Cute? Yeah

>> No.63261405

>>63261350
I see

>> No.63261426

>>63261359
Rapeable? Yes

>> No.63261427

>>63261359
dumb AF yeah

>> No.63261436
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>>63260958
OGEY

>> No.63261445

>>63261359
A T rex? Yeah

>> No.63261448

>>63261359
my husband? yeah

>> No.63261477
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>>63261378
Right here

>> No.63261493

>>63261359
A member of the Armis mercenary group and a member of holostars english generation 3?
Ni

>> No.63261514

>>63261176
>Iofi's a katana user
Weeeeeeeb

>> No.63261529

>>63261359
The retarded boy im grooming? Yeah

>> No.63261582

>>63261176
who is this

>> No.63261606

What if Jurassic is actually just pretending to be a retard and he's actually super tensai

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wdhmbt?

>> No.63261625

I love it when GB says lord have mercy kek.

>> No.63261646

>>63261606
>Jurassic

>> No.63261653

>>63259428
It was mostly the audio that turned me off. I'm liking him in the collab with how in character he is being.

>> No.63261686

>>63261606
His name is Cretaceous, retard

>> No.63261708

"I AM NOT GONNA DO ANOTHER ZATSU!!"
Lol Octavio

>> No.63261728

so far from what I've seen this group seems like GB and the craziest MFs in the world

>> No.63261783

>>63261728
If you don't think GB's fucking insane too go watch his Gorn vod

>> No.63261815

>>63261728
More like ruze and the craziest MFs in the world. I thought GB was gonna be the tardwrangler but he's just as bad kek

>> No.63261836

>>63261728
GB just fucked off in the middle of the fight to cook food

>> No.63261853

>>63261728
GB is insane, did you not watch his RE4 and Gorn streams?

>> No.63261883

Nude Rathian hunt officially confirms Armis power rankings

Ruze > Goldie >>> Jurard >>>>>>> Octavio

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>> No.63261989

>I love hunting naked

>> No.63261996

>>63261815
Auntie and the childrens he's supposed to watch but instead he just feeds them sugar and enables their insanity

>> No.63262023

Youtube won't stop shitting itself ffs

>> No.63262060

>>63261815
GB is the fun aunt that gives the kids ice cream and chocolate as soon as their mom leaves the room

>> No.63262087

>>63261996
So GB is the alcoholic aunt and Ruze is the crazy looking one whos actually responsible
Also ruze going "ew" is cute

>> No.63262129

>>63258474
I have one of those!
But its Magni in a cow-kini

>> No.63262174

Hear that. Feel free to hit Jurard's genitals, he is not afraid.

>> No.63262186

>>63261996
Auntie GB and Uncle Ruze are the worse enablers.

>> No.63262193

>"Hit me in the genitals"
>"You're just a masochist at that point"
>"I'm just showing them that I'm not scared"

>> No.63262211

>>63262186
Jerry and Otto's parents are sticks in the mud
Gotta let the kids live a little before their souls get crushed by the waking world

>> No.63262274

>>63262211
Jerry is dying yo, leave him alone

>> No.63262319

>>63262274
Is Axelotl Prime actually Jerry? Is that why he hasn't been posting the past couple weeks?

>> No.63262345

"Stop girlbossing"

>> No.63262398

>>63262319
Axelotlprime has been posting recently though.

>> No.63262465

Rabbi Rexford

>> No.63262469

These people aren't idol, they're all fucked in the head.

>> No.63262502

>"I want to see Jurard's reaction to this very interesting design"
>"EWW IT LOOKS LIKE A DICK!!"
Sasuga Banchou.

>> No.63262517

"We're gonna perform circumcisionon this bitch"
KEK

>> No.63262555

octavio holy fuck

>> No.63262560

>We need to remove the smegma
HUHHH

>> No.63262592

OCTAVIO LMAO

>> No.63262607

smegma

>> No.63262608

>Muted them
Fucking kek

>> No.63262620

yeah rip vod

>> No.63262641

ruze is speaking to the voices in his head

>> No.63262654

ruze's the father kek

>> No.63262664

Ruze is too normal for this crew

>> No.63262665

sasuga the singular responsible one

>> No.63262704

>>63262469
literally all holostars

>> No.63262709

Ruze is somehow the most idol en holostar. . .

>> No.63262722

ruze is way too smart for these spergs kek

>> No.63262731

If you don't stop talking about smegma, I'm turning this fucking hunt AROUND!

>> No.63262733

Ruze being the crazy one according to kayfabe being forced to discipline the others because they're just that insane kek

>> No.63262741

So much for Octavio being this group’s pure idol, KEK

>> No.63262750

Ruze is too seiso

>> No.63262760

>>63261176
so who they leaving behind so iopi can join?

>> No.63262791

>We're beating that meat, bro
kek my sides

>> No.63262819

>>63262731
KEK

>> No.63262837

>>63262791
>DO I HAVE TO MUTE YOU AGAIN
>Nonononononono

>> No.63262850

>>63262469
name a single idol within starsEN

>> No.63262853

>>63262741
There's no way he was going to be after listing public toilets as an interest

>> No.63262906

HE'S TUGGING IT

>> No.63262918

Dumbasses, the harder they tug it the bigger it'll get

>> No.63262933

>>63262853
And then following it up with photography

>> No.63262948

"IS IT CLOSE??"

>> No.63263008

>>63262948
Jurard's cleverly threading that line

>> No.63263052

These are some real Accelerator screams

>> No.63263055

does shikamane comment on every single stream?

>> No.63263105

LMAO

>> No.63263111

"Let mom handle this, I'm very aware of what it is"

>> No.63263122

>>63263055
Not in Ruze's I don't think
But I assume she has to keep an eye on retard

>> No.63263134

what's with these filthy jokes

>> No.63263140

>>63263052
Actually kino

>> No.63263176

KEK

>> No.63263192

>>63263134
This is what happens when you get 4 guys in a room and don't give them rules. It ends up turning into dick talk.

>> No.63263215

I caught that fucking kek jurard. Sasuga /vt/ resident

>> No.63263241

>Ruze got too stunlocked by the constant penis jokes and completely forgot to carve

>> No.63263244

This vod is definitely dead now, huh...

>> No.63263247

This vod is getting bonked for sure

>> No.63263250

>>63263134
It's dudes being dudes in its purest form

>> No.63263262

>>63263055
So far on Jurard's? Yes.

>> No.63263281

>>63263134
They're 4 men. The monster looked kinda like a penis. Was there any way they WEREN'T going to make that joke lmao?

>> No.63263299

mc villager hunter

>> No.63263311

octavio just had to go LUL SMEGMA. read a book retard.

>> No.63263316

This has gotta be the best group collab I've seen in forever

>> No.63263378

>>63263244
>>63263247
Why would it be? Axel says the same shit all the time.

>> No.63263402

Their kayfabe didn't even last a week... This will be an interesting gen for sure

>> No.63263407

>>63263311
He does read, that's the problem. Book readers are the biggest degens out there outside of writers.

>> No.63263479

>>63263378
Axel has preferential treatment

>> No.63263500
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>> No.63263515

>>63263311
Take a look at what reading has done to Flayon.

>> No.63263568

what kind of piss beam comes out of someones mouth

>> No.63263608

>>63263241
ToT

>> No.63263652

NEEAALLLL

>> No.63263661
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perfect moment for the stream to fucking die

>> No.63263664

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.63263668

You know the ARMIS mane-sans are watching this with their heads in their hands wondering where they fucked up to be given this lot.

>> No.63263669

Gorimane got them...

>> No.63263670

Tigrex killed the stream

>> No.63263671

>random Tigrex
Its so fucking over bros

>> No.63263672

NEAL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.63263681

Jurard fucked Tigrex so hard, youtube shutdown

>> No.63263686

>Stream shits itself on the most kino moment

>> No.63263701

NEILLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.63263710

DEBUFFED BY YOUTUBE NOOOO

>> No.63263739

It's like watching a broken train wreck

>> No.63263748

>>63263668
They probably breathe sighs of relief every time a stream goes offline

>> No.63263868

WE'RE SO BACK

>> No.63263887

>>63263748
Every time they go live now they're gonna chant "Please don't talk about dick cheese, please don't talk about dick cheese."

>> No.63263901

STOP BUFFERING YOU PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.63263912
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63263912

Octavio...

>> No.63263920

every member of armis should piss in my mouth

>> No.63263950

>>63263920
I thought we already ate all the magmites

>> No.63263989

>You need to go see a DOCTOR!
Octavio needs to work on them heroic lines

>> No.63263992

>>63263920
You fucking whore. I'll take only ruze and maybe jurard's

>> No.63264017
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63264017

They're somehow all staying in character, but saying the most sussy shit at the same time

What is this??
It's like next level kayfabe, what the fuck.

>> No.63264066

115 minutes
BURNOUT IS COMING
omega fix this

>> No.63264093

The stream tried to kill itself outta cringe but they somehow made it through

>> No.63264100

>>63263950
We only managed eat a third of them. The rest got turned into puppets.

>> No.63264112
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>>63264066
Shut it down

>> No.63264156

Rex sex

>> No.63264175

THE KRUSTY KRAB PIZZA The Krusty Krab Pizza

>> No.63264188

RATE THE DICK STREAM

>> No.63264196

>>63264017
>cloning PL shit on main since debut
>kayfabe
it's just what they are

>> No.63264227

I'm glad the stream only started to die by the final ~10 minutes

>> No.63264236

Ruze is just itching to join in on the sex jokes. You can tell.

>> No.63264284

>>63264236
Someone has to be the tardwrangling designated driver

>> No.63264287

Did they job the redirect or was I the only one left out kek

>> No.63264292

>>63264236
I mean SOMEONE has to be the voice of reason, they can't all be unhinged

>> No.63264304

>>63264188
smegma/10

>> No.63264306
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RATE THE STREAM

Rate their teamwork too. How will they fare when they get their ceremonail hazing by team Tempus?

>> No.63264324

>>63264287
I was redirected

>> No.63264331

>>63264196
Cover gives them a mostly blank canvas to work with. Obviously they know it's easier to just fill the blanks in with who you are instead of creating something so out of character.

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Cute~

>> No.63264380

That was fun, looking forward to seeing how armis are once they get to collabs with tempus

>> No.63264394

>>63264188
Boys being boys/10

>> No.63264401

>>63264367
CUTECUTECUTECUTE

>> No.63264421
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>>63264188
CASTRATIONKINO/10
ARMIS LOVE!

>> No.63264425

>>63264367
I want to pinch their cheeks

>> No.63264446

>>63264306
The new guys are 10 times their energy level. maybe Bettel can keep up.

>> No.63264468

>>63264188
Smegma and F minor night/10
I expected ruze to be the tardwrangler by process of elimination but he did more than that kek real armis leader. GB is more chaotic than I thought he would be, its fun

>> No.63264467

>>63264306
They actually have a pretty functional party setup assuming everyone gravitates toward similar roles in other games
>Octavio pure healslut/support
>Goldilocks heavy weapons/tank guy
>Ruze agile DPS
>Jurard team mascot who steals all the loot

>> No.63264470

>>63264367
I FUCKING LOVE ARMIS

>> No.63264473

>>63264188
Circumcision/10

>> No.63264486

>>63264188
It was a fun stream, didn't make me laugh like crazy but it was fun nonetheless. Couldn't really get the best of each one but hey were good together overall, which is the hardest part.

>> No.63264542

L4D2 VG vs Armis when

>> No.63264591

>>63264542
VG is gonna get bodied

>> No.63264628

>>63264486
Basically my thoughts, but that's mostly because I never played MH so it's hard to understand what's going on. I'm definitely gonna look forward to more

>> No.63264665

>>63264542
They lost to HQ, they are not beating ARMIS.

>> No.63264668

>>63264188
Just dudes being guys/10

>> No.63264671

>>63264542
yawn, L4D2 is too boring at this point, I'd rater see them playing something different.

>> No.63264698

You guys still love HQ and VG, right? You wouldn't drop them in favor of the new toys, right? ;u;

>> No.63264713

>>63264671
Among Ass?

>> No.63264724

>>63264671
They need those fucking lethal company perms yesterday

>> No.63264756

>>63264591
Yeah, the only way they'd have a shot is if they swap Hakka and Flayon out for Altare and Axel. VG as a unit can't compete at all with that game.

>> No.63264779

>>63264698
my oshi is dead, so I don't feel bad that my heart belongs to the new boys now :3

>> No.63264787

>>63264724
why is cover struggling to get perms? it's not impossible

>> No.63264789

>>63264713
nah, if we're talking about versus it can't be Among Us
>>63264724
While I agree, that's a cooperative game

>> No.63264797

I fucking need Goldbullet to make a Tempus vs Armis TF2 match.
It works too, because i'm not sure Tempus wins it even with the number advantage.

>> No.63264837

>>63264797
the question though is does he actually play sniper? If he gets outsniped his character is done for.

>> No.63264856

>>63264698
Of course not, I love the whole stars family

>> No.63264868

>>63264698
I want Altare, Shinri and Jurard to have a reptileman 3P. And so does Hakka.

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>>63264698

>> No.63264883

>>63259998
Yeah i though we were done with the 3DS graphic MH games after World... why would they want to play this version.

>> No.63264884

Armis vs Tempus (Altare, Axel, Shinri, Bettel) TF2 collab

>> No.63264926

>>63264698
Never leaving Bettel, but Octavio can suffice until my husband comes back

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https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1728278964836479089

>> No.63264968

>>63264787
Those damn fax machines...
The issue could be developer/publisher side too so who knows what the hell's going on

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I NEED A FULL STARS EN DND REVIVAL. THEY HAVE TOOLS, AND THEY HAVE THE POWER.

RUZE, DND WHEN?
WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHENWHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHENWHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN?WHEN

>> No.63265067

>>63264542
What is the Armis version of Tempantsu?

>> No.63265086

>>63263920
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.63265098

>>63265031
I'm sure he would love to, but dude just debuted, let him get on his foot first, get his first paycheck and all that stuff.
Gotta know the other members too before he can invite them

>> No.63265145

>The VOD captured the part where the servers fucked up
Holy based the VOD is still up.

>> No.63265151

>>63265031
I don't think Ruze's idea of DnD would work well with the rest of the boys
They don't seem intelligent enough to deal with his kind of combat

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i love them...

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Fun collab night, gnight bros

>> No.63265214

>>63265031
Ruze already said he has too high standards for dms and if he dms he'll go full schizo Tucker's Kobolds and wipe the party on session 1

>> No.63265219

>>63265031
He needs to scout out and see which other members even have the mental capacity to do a RP session.

>> No.63265257

>>63265031
As soon as I join.

>> No.63265263

>>63265151
He seems experienced enough to make something approachable for any of the others who aren't super familiar with D&D. And from his mmorpg stories he enjoys seeing others go through that intro and learning experience

>> No.63265368

>>63265151
I'm pretty sure he'd know to dial it down for absolute newbies.

>> No.63265472

>>63265219
>>63265214
>>63265151
wtf are you guys saying? HE CAN MAKE IT WORK. the dude probably has something in store by now

>> No.63265548

>>63264883
because theres no clutch claw and unskippable cutscenes

>> No.63265699

>>63265548
Wirebugs are somehow worse than the clutch claw

>> No.63265756

>>63265472
>HE CAN MAKE IT WORK

You clearly have never done it before. its a collaborative effort and everyone needs to be on board and know the rules.

>> No.63266060

>>63264883
I remember MHWorld being horrible for co-op. Always having to see the monster then back out of the quest, then join your friends quest. Thank god they got rid of that in Rise. Hate how they got rid of the large lobbies in Rise, so I do hope they get Masterrank MHWorld and just have a big group Monster hunter session.

>> No.63266490

>>63265699
wire bugs aren't great but having to tenderize every weak spot during a hunt is really not fun. also to me it felt like it slowed down combat because even if you didn't use thebclaw the monsters were constantly stopping and doing their "claw me please" animation.

>> No.63266503

>>63265756
ruze of all people can sell the idea of dnd to the others, and be patient enough to guide them. But who, out of 9 boys, would be down is the question?

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He really likes markiplier huh

>> No.63266764

Apparently there's a TikTok making fun of Hakka's concert and it's gaining tracktion?

>> No.63266774

>>63266673
I can almost see Jurard and Shinri both showing up to some kind of theatrical screening of "Iron Lung".

>> No.63266805

>>63266673
Jutard, don't fucking think about interacting with my oshi Markiplier!
>t. Markiplier unicorn

>> No.63266875

>>63266764
link?

>> No.63266938

>>63266764
Good, just like when they made fun of that Thai guy and got BTFO, Hakka incline baby !

>> No.63266944

now that the nijisisters are busy, good night MANS

>> No.63266990

>>63266764
I understand why they do make fun of those honestly, especially when there's no 3d. Very easy target

>> No.63267006

>>63266764
>Make fun of the anime boy singing anime songs at an anime con
I’m pretty sure there are better ways to spend your weekend but aight

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>>63266944
Niiight!

>> No.63267329

>>63266764
Vocaloidfags probably, they've done it before when it came to Evalia and the other Thai guy. You would think the vocaloidfags, who were bullied for listening and going to vocaloid concerts, would have some sense of self-awareness kek

>> No.63267360

>>63266875
I don't know I just saw people in twitter talking about it and I don't wanna search it because it's gonna ruin my day honestly.
>>63266990
Notice how they only make fun of the male vtuber concerts...

>> No.63267411

>>63266764
That's actually good!

>> No.63267679
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Just watched the collab VOD, that was pretty fun! Makes me wish VG/HQ collabed more. Tempus love! Armis love!
>>63266764
Free advertising, baby!

>> No.63267738

>>63264542
Flayon and Hakka are like...embarrassingly bad at most games. I'm not sure what would be a fair playing field for a 4v4. Poker?

>> No.63267740

>>63267329
if they're on tiktok they don't remember or realize that because they're literally 12

>> No.63267794

It IS funny when Jutard starts screeching SHINEEEEE and other chuunishit at the top of his lungs and I'm tired of pretending its not

>> No.63267842

>>63266503
Altare, Bettel, Shinri, Axel from Tempus. Now whether they can all commit is another question. Vesper honestly wasn't a great GM.

>> No.63267848

>>63267738
Tempus' team has to consist of Axel, Shinri, Bettel, and Altare for them to stand a chance.

>> No.63267867

>>63267794
If ruze didn't have it at the perfect audio level it would've gotten annoying. Kneel to ruze

>> No.63268025

>>63267738
>Poker
you now remember the tempoker nights where flayon went all in on the first hand twice and then killed the momentum of the game from the very beginning of the stream.

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63268037

>>63264698
i like them all well enough i aint never leaving axel

>> No.63268082

what's the batsu again? I need to go halfway and still couldn't watch the rest of VOD

>> No.63268196

>>63267329
>Vocaloidfags probably
Believable if it wasnt on tiktok, i doubt they are old enough to even know what a vocaloid is, the more likely cuprits are vtuber antis, believe it or not there is a "vtubers are cringe" crowd out there.

>> No.63268204

>>63267842
Vesper had to get the girls to play with him because Tempus are all too ADHD for 3-4 hour roleplaying sessions. I don't know if Rex or Octavio could handle it either.

>> No.63268400

>>63268204
>had to
x

>> No.63268457

>>63268196
You'd be surprised about the overlap of Tiktok lobotomites and Vocaloid fans that have a hard on for shitting on anything relatively new. Lots of them would compare a fully fledged vocaloid concert with a lot of money behind it to... A free chuuba concert at a cheap-ass convention.

>> No.63268552

>>63268082
The only batsu Ruze offered was that if anyone else died they had to acknowledge him as the true leader of Armis, but it worked out for him since he didn't die and only Octavio and Jurard did

>> No.63268664

>>63268196
>"vtubers are cringe" crowd out there.
Yeah those are usually the kind of people that seem like they'd be regular users of hate subs like "gaming circlejerk" and "the Cinemassacre truth" where you wonder what they actually find enjoyable. Or they're a gachikoi for a flesh streamer.

>> No.63268813

>>63268664
>the Cinemassacre truth
never thought i'd see that on a /mans/ thread

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Where is the ruze chestpad?

>> No.63268965

When Ruze does his zoomins I like to think of it as him kabedoning chat...

>> No.63269048

>>63268965
>Its no fun if they don't run

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Missing wife hours

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>>63268965
ITS ONLY FUN, IF THEY RUN

>> No.63269224

>>63269048
i wish axel would say something like this again that dbd collab was so good for me

>> No.63269438
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Yumes get out, Ruze belongs to the Brotuber Chads

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test

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The armis boys mamas are so cute, they aren't obligated to draw this stuff right? They're so sweet

>> No.63269834

cute, looks like ruze was watching rio too

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63269884

>>63266764
>TikTok
go back because who the fuck cares

>> No.63269934

>>63269884
>who the fuck cares
bettel collabed with dacapo because dacapo was the victim of tiktok harassment and blew up in popularity due to it.

>> No.63270045

>>63269934
Wow the last time I looked at anything of Orion, Dacapo was at like 120k or something like that. It all worked out anyway

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