/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hoomans.. your owlshi..

>>63195593
Streams / M.E.S.
>【UNARCHIVED 歌枠】Turkey Day Karaoke !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcPgHGpOQ5g
> 【DON DON!!】 giving out thankies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfdRm84sP_s
>【FAN-MADE GAME】nameless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtkjPPZ7qIY
>Owl mentions
>>63120183

Useful links
>Schedule
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Database
>Library of /who/LEXandria
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Updates / additions:

We died.

OWL LOVE

HOOOO I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>63195668
Updates/ additions:
- Songs rentry updated with the Turkey Day karaoke and Cameo in Noel's Gyudon Carnival song.

>Bae being divorced is a good thing
I see what you did tehre moom

Interns smell like Wanashi

moomrection

>>63195874
Elaborate

Mr. Koro is too strong.

Owltism

i should take a quick nap before the karaoke

Prepare for owltism

This is dangerous territory for my erection...

>>63195903
Well I indeed just came back from a grocery trip

She loves us!

Wanashi Mumei

>>63196165
good idea, gonna go take one

>>63196229
Fluffy, canon, and smells like pumpkin pie

>>63196192
>>63196229
Stinky, non-canon, dead.

>>63196229
Needs stuffing

>>63196322
baby post

I'm extra extra mature...

>I'm for mature audiences
what did she mean by that

You heard her. She is a mature streamer for mature audiences.

Mumei's for Adults Only...

Tonight is a wanashi night

>>63195593
Ah right I already used this one for a past OP.

Reminder: Mumei's a big girl.

she will never say it.....

>>63196453
Reheated bread

>>63196403
Simply warning you

>>63196410
Many owls are considered sexually mature at the age of 1

>>63196549
HOLY SHIT...

>>63196549
sniff sniff

>>63196574

Oh, she removed that annoying chatgizmo that was spamming hearts, 100s and whatever else it did

Nakimishi Mumei...

>>63196777
I have no idea what was that or have I ever used it.

She loves us...

>>63196906
It just showed up one day and was annoying and useless. Like most stuff that youtube does

>>63196634
>Smells like shrimp cocktail

She is no longer fighting it..

>>63196955
I hate YouTube's tendency to release shit like that unprompted and without warning.

There are no BABIES here, right?

>I appreciate you guys

>>63197208
Nope

Yeah. I'm thinking Mumei loves us.

Why is she so perfect today?

>>63197208
Of course not. Unless you're a baby.

>>63197280
Because she's Mumei

Mumei is just Mumei

don't think just do Mumei

I...I really want to suck Mumei's ahoge...

>>63197573
She will collect your tongue

That's a lot of saltwater

Man this vtuber business really knows how to get ya. Can’t believe I spent five bucks to get the video game streamer to look at my stupid sappy message.

MUMEI'S LIPS ARE SALTY...

>>63197756
She has you in her talons now

>>63197871
Extra kissable

ESTbros?

>>63197756
Wait until you spend thousands of dollars in Japan just to see your favorite chuuba on stage, contributing to the Japanese economy

I only had a potato pie today

ESTbros sufffering

>>63197982
>>63198038
I'm off the rest of the week
Doing fine

>>63197982
NEETing it up with black coffee on hand.

hate neal hate

>>63197982
I dont think I'm going to make it. I ate and drank too much and feel my condition rapidly deteriorating. As much as I like watching karaokes live, I think I may settle for enjoying the archive while not feeling miserable.

>>63198237
I don't know what that is

>Moom started two hours earlier than I thought
>wasted perfectly good Moom time with family
I'm devastated

>>63198237
That's rough, bud.

>>63198363
Stream/Buffer health. That is not supposed to look like that but should be a small thin line.
Or it's her Wi-Fi having issues

>>63198237
bummer

>>63198610
shit latency bro

I upscaled this a long time ago, but then forgot to post it here, because I'm not even a Hooman.

Mumei encountered urban youths making mischief at the animol park...

>>63198735
She's melting... please don't put owl into the toaster

Mumei does not like black teenagers

>>63198237
>>63198610
what it should look like

little shits saw the wings

I never knew this was a giraffe...

>>63198977
Confused the stinger with a long neck.

Ah right I also encountered a couple teenagers last week while waiting for a train and their sudden comment about whether I'm a lawyer for whatever reason caught me off guard. They did show off some bike tricks though.

kek, what was that

>>63199074
Erotic, that's what.

>>63199052
teens just shooting the shit while hanging out is always cool to see

>>63199052
Those kids are good. I hope they have a good future ahead of them

She's so perfect...

At this rate she will push back the Karaoke quite a bit

moom ogling breasts

She does it for free!

I think mumei sucks

>>63199277
Don't worry I'll peel the shrimp for her

>>63198880
let me tell you who destroyed civilization

>>63199344
yea, my blood

It's been a while since I paid attention to sc reading live, but do people send them in late expecting her to read them. I've seen quite a few come in.

>>63199356
Don't remind me

>>63199417
About half of her SC come in during the reading portion.

>>63199344
Yeah, me.

>>63199417
i would send one in but she said my name 3 times and that's too many for one stream

That one is gonna go onto the list now.

>>63199589
Animol...

>>63199589
tell her to say hi /vt/

>>63199713
sovl

to be honest, I don't like sending supers during SC reading streams
too many send theirs in. I like doing it during normal streams

>cool
I know you are here. Take your meds.

Mumei is my meds

what a noise was that

>>63199796
Yeah, something about it feels oddly pressuring. Like giving someone a gift and expecting them to praise you for it on the spot.

>>63199815
They're not wrong, do you think this isn't cool?

I loved working night shifts, I could play music and just get shit done without getting sidetracked every half hour by someone.

>>63199902
Don't really see how is that any different from sending a SC at another time.

mumei is my nightshift

>depression SC
>numberfag
JESAS

numberfag hate hate hate

>>63200462
>USD
Were burgers the real problem after all

>Time sensitive/crunch
>Got an additional Condition
Well, is keeps being interesting.
We know it's not a live3D, she got asked that last time and said she wouldn't need a wish for that.

>>63200521
always has been

Wait...did Kobo really ask for a pony?!

>>63200594
Yeah

>>63200594
She even tweeted Yagoo about it.

she's going to wish for a 3D printed trachea replacement so she never coughs again
with wi-fi and shit

>>63200629
>>63200635
That's the most based thing I've ever heard of Kobo doing.

The karaoke will be delayed for like 90 minutes at this rate

>>63200751
delay this, faggot
*farts*

>>63200751
Yea, at least an hour. Maybe more.

mumei needs a kiss

>>63200751
I'm EST so that gives me time for a short nap!

>>63200751
EST hoomans suffer the most

AIEEEE

>>63200816
don't do it you're going to fall asleep for real

she should do cooking stream instead of koroke to save her voice for recording
manechan is a dumb

>>63200913
I really liked her kitchen spaces

>>63200751
I have friday off so this EST hooman is A-OK

>>63200913
>steam broccoli
>open shrimp container
>stream over

Planned start was in about half an hour, she lost track of time again

>>63200976
I'm also off tomorrow but I'm Moom's sleepiest hooman

>>63200913
thanksgiving karaoke is a time honored tradition. Mumei would never want to miss it

Odds of hearing some Mumei gobbles tonight?

>>63201016(me)
nevermind, I somehow got the time wrong.

Hmm, maybe I should buy a cheap bottle of whiskey

>>63201097
If you ever have to ask that, the answer is yes.

Moom
https://files.catbox.moe/765f7n.jpg

>>63201239
Too big.

>>63201239
I've already got this one...

>>63201239
Posted a while back:
https://catbox.moe/c/ 280eek

>>63201239
catbox[dot]moe/c/280eek
gets caught in the spamfilter but was posted a while back

>>63201363
Gobble?

>>63201239
Fucking vile, those are Sana-sized. I hate off-model """artists""" so much that I would happily contribute to a Holocaust of every one of them.

>>63201417
Invest in toasters

Mumei will sing mumei 11 times for karaoke.

>>63201487
Toaster art is soulless and unappealing. The only value it has is in making artsharts seethe.

>>63201417
I'm not quite as passionate about it as you are, but that one in particular does make me feel the sentiment because damn it'd be so good if it didn't do that

Obsessed...

>>63201599
Picky bitch aintcha

I- I don't think I can make it bros.

>>63201397
she needs to show her premiums today, its been too long

he's becoming aware

>>63202274
have another cup of coffee, anon

finally back home from mandatory family socializing, looking forward to some Moom singing

>>63201970
Not at all. I actually have very low standards when it comes to artistic ABILITY. My pickiness is limited to artistic VISION. Toastershit is without vision, and off-model coomers don't want to draw the subject of their art; they want to draw some imaginary galaxy tit bullshit to feed their depraved fetishes. There's no love in it. It's fanart without the fandom, and without the art. An empty gesture from an empty mind.

I've noticed that virtual YouTuber Nanashi Mumei often schedules late-night streams, delays them multiple times, and then never shows up.

>>63202788
ham or turkey?

>>63202863
turkey, my dad is cool and actually grills it

>>63202927
How on earth do you grill a full-size turkey and still get it cooked properly? The surface area to volume ratio should be fucked for grilling.

>>63202350
did this retard get banned again. Why did he go back to the alt

>>63202862
You also might've noticed that virtual Youtuber Nanashi Mumei from Hololive English Promise is a silly billy and I love her

>>63202983
indirect heat probably

>>63203046
Rrat, she is not silly. But she IS a hoot.

Moom is always on time

>>63202983
You can break the bird down into different pieces. Might not look as nice as a whole bird and would require some plating but I bet it tasted great.

>>63202640
I'm a weak hoojisan... I have a meeting tomorrow morning...

>>63203253
Fat fuck

When she read my sc she didn’t read my message out loud but you think she still read it right? she thought it was nice right? right?

>>63203287
Stop projecting

>>63203333
She reads them all regardless of verbalizing. She will sometimes verbalize extremely low SC because of the content. If you payed >10USD and she didn't verbalize it, then you're either on a list or said a no-no word.

>>63203547
Guys that means mumei saw my superchat she loves me

>>63203201
I don't like turkey compared to chicken. Turkey skin is thick and leathery. Chicken skin is good and crispy.

>>63202350
I hope he gets kidnapped then flayed by a cartel.

Would you hug her if she reeked of shrimp?

>>63204327
yes I really like shrimp cocktail

>>63204327
Easily

>>63204327
Yes. Will she feed me a piece?

>>63204036
Turkey skin is also delicious and crispy if you cook it right. Imo the best effort to return method is breaking it into parts like the other anon said, then using a dry brine instead of wet (it helps with the skin issue)

>>63204400
She will give you a shrimp shell

>karaoke scheduled for midgnight
>will likely start even later
ahhh, I want to listen to all it but I dont think I will

>>63204327
She would smell even better if I rubbed a bit of garlic on her

>>63204429
I have only tried cooking turkey like twice ever so i don't have that much knowledge so i will believe you. Would still probably prefer chicken though.

Mumei read 4 of my chats tonight. She never has before. I feel like I'm going to die (of happiness).

2am stream incoming

+10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The delays will continue untill morale improves :D

Remember when Fauna told Mumei and Gura to explain themselves on that prank call? That was really hot...

think of the hoojisans...

>>63205660
You mean this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_XJYBx9WcI

>>63205740
Mumei looks so cute in this it makes me angry. GRRRRR.

>>63206149
im going to become a concernfag

if the karaoke is kind of shitty and just her coughing ill probably just bounce and go to sleep

I hate kyun so much

WHERE IS MOOM

>>63205397
She got bonked by Manechan again...

she's making me mad and not in a cute way

Printers should unplug themselves

>>63206149
It is now time for Silly Songs with Mumei. The part of the stream where Mumei comes out and sings a silly song

>>63206573
>lightmode
what the fuck is wrong with you

I'm getting hyped!

I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH

>>63206573
HOW? She didn't touch anything

>>63206611
She touched me

>>63206611

>>63206573
>light mode

>>63206596
>>63206638
>has to change websites from default to dark mode
aw, you have cute little sensitive eyes, you mole

>>63206636
ANIMOL YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>63206596
>>63206638
Nothing wrong with light mode

>>63206596
>>63206638
maybe it's not dark yet in his timezone?

>>63206596
>>63206638
Dark mode makes me sleepy...

>>63206687
What does that have to do with timezones?

It's so over...

Sorry guys the sex was too intense she will need a moment

if she doesn't start in 3 min I'll start complaining in chat, flaunting my grey badge

why does mooms computer like this. its not fair

Total sleep schedule abuse >:(

just reschedule it
its too late

LATENCY HATE

>>63202986
fag shadowbanned for spam and he still spamming on his alt kek

My thanksgiving...

Silly...

>>63206752
i brewed covfefe for this

i'm sleeby

>>63206799
I wish he would ban himself in the mouth with a shotgun.

You don't have to make shit up if you don't want to sing moom
Hoomans will understand, I mean we're here at this hour waiting

keep whining, it only makes it better

I reserved some food for this

>>63206799
He wasn't shadowbanned for spam.

>tfw east coast leaf with work in 7 hours.
No no it's fine really. I can wait.

last time this happened the karaoke had to be postponed

>all these western hooties complaining
Feels good being a SEA owl.

bros I'm starting to seethe

>>63206932
Yeah it's afternoon for them

>>63206932
I bet it's you who's causing the latency issue

Trust the plan hoomans. Trust. The. Plan

>>63206932
Is that like digging a hole to be closer to the ground?

MOOM NOW

mumei on the telly!

doubters on your knees

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>63206932
JST here

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1727936361897050433

archivebros, we're in

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

5 mins loading time at least.

I never doubted her

MEEMING NOW

We're moomin soon

Yo Buddy, It's Time.

ME AND MY FOOD IS READY

>>63206932
at least I dont have to worry about centipedes biting me in my sleep

>meem
doughnut

>loading screen
the mooms are everywhere

I MOOMED MY PANTS

>>63207088
I unironically saw a white one crawling around my bed stand. I couldn't find it.

Oh hey new mic

>microphone

off to a great start

She's fucking dying

She doesn't need a microphone, who is this imposter?!

we get it, you have a cough and you feel like you won't sound good
no reason to waste our time like this

She's coughing already... is she okay?

>cough
oh no

SHE IS FUCKING DYING
STOP THE STREAM MOOM

moomer's long covid...

>watch mumei
*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH COUGH HACK HACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COUGH WHEEZE*
*kyun*
ANYWAY
heeheehooha hehe COUGH HACK WHEEZE AAAAAAA

>>63207168

i think printers should remove themselves from earth

Her mouth movement is very off-synch

>>63207259
It's always behind

>Tying a microphone into her walking cane.

is Moom dying?

>>63207174
>new

>>63207228
Hot...

>>63207286

>>63207286
we all are

>>63207228
>come home to mumei
>sit on the couch with mumei
>mumei pulls your head to hers
>coughs in your face
>kyun~~

>>63207318
Wife material, a nonserious girlfriend would be worried about you getting mad at her for it

I honestly don't see her lasting another year if the cough doesn't go away.

>pls do no clip this karaoke

>>63207204
We are all dying, just at different rates.

You can't tell me what to do

Do I have to turn off my archiver now?

>said she was our sister
>is now our distant cousin
we've been demoted...

>>63207289
I'm gonna be honest with you anon I can't be bothered to remember when they commissioned mics from over a year ago. It's the first time I remember she used this one on stream so as far as the criteria of "being used in a stream" is concerned it's a new mic.

>>63207403
Of course not

>>63207403
just don't make clips to post on youtube

>>63207302
>>63207307
I miss her already...

>>63207403

bit futile to ask not to clip when we have fags here that record and upload the whole thing anyways

>>63207410
Dummy, you can legally have sex with your cousin but not your sister!

BROS????
WE CAN SING WITH HER
WAIT...IS THIS A KARAOKE BOOTH????

I love this stupid song
GO MOOM

>>63207435
wdym Mimei was just in the loading screen

It's the pissbag, isn't it...?

>>63207434
we know shes /here/ anon

>>63207228
why are you coughing anona

Language Moomer

Mumei should sing iron maiden

I think Mumei secretly smokes and doesn't tell her doctors.
Also the karaoke screen might show ILLEGAL words.

this silly owl. She still sounds great

what if she's allergic to animol

>>63207610
Perish the thought

>>63207510
okay? not sure what that has to do with what I said

>>63207610
She'd be sneezing instead of coughing if that were the case.

>>63207440
stop what? what did she tried to say originally?

Cough this cough that, she sounds the same. She's so silly...

Does she know

Holy shit...they way her voice sounded when she said "went wrong"...I'm diamonds.

I like the video feedback at the back. Is this the first time she's using this?

>>63207610
>>63207660
didnt she have animol with her when she took that vocal break before

Know what

>>63207403
She already did megaphone about there being a whole library with ''unarchived'' karaoke

I NEED A MOOMERS

>i need a hero
how can i not record this....

I NEED A MOOM

That hero?
Me.

why karafun-kun greentexting
who is he quoting?

I can't be her hero

>>63207769
Shrek

I love her gremlin mouth

I'm Mumei's hero btw

>Still sounds like an angel and knocking these songs out of the park
>"But you're never allowed to post these ever again"
This silly

>>63207769
This bitch

Yea, me

>>63207769
Me

>>63207769
Bonnie Tyler obviously

>>63207798
She's a perfectionist

this song instantly makes me think of that shirou AMV

>>63207798
Limiters got limited. It's no longer Karaoke but just goofing around

wait shrek isn't didney?

Her 1 million wish: voodoo ritual that transfer her cough to me.

>>63207849
lmao I thought I was the only one

>>63207897
Are you from a third-world country or just dumb as dirt?

>>63207871
And most of her best karaokes are just when she's messing around and having fun

>>63207897
Dreamworks isn't owned by the rodent(don't worry I make the same mistake, they have Pixar)

You rang?

>>63207957
Tell her, >we already know

>they thought it was a glitch

>>63207897
the whole point of shrek is that it isn't didney

>>63207957
Oh wait I forgot pomf is dead again

>>63207967
I'll kill you

i am the big one guy btw

That big 1 guy? Me.

>one guy'd
maybe it's a turboautist with superior hearing but I doubt it

>>63207897
Lord Farquad was meant to be a dig at Mike Eisner.

>>63208046
>>63208048
FUCK YOU DOOSTIN

What the fuck that guy was right.

>>63208057
Autist for sure

NOW IT SOUNDS LATE OR AM I GOING CRAZY

Based sound autist shitting on this braindead chat

THE ONE GUY WAS RIGHT

>>63208087
no it sounds right, the one guy saved us all

>>63208087
schizophrenic

>>63208057
HOLY BASED $5 KING

>>63208126
>>63208127
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I KNEEL TO THAT BIG ONE GUY

I kneel ONE GUY

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

>>63208057
based autist, he was actually right

the cough is getting mogged by mumei desu

>>63208175
she gonna die from that stroke one day

people actually pay that much attention to that stuff? I always keep karaokes on my second monitor and do other stuff

>Guy who donated $50 to say it 'sounds fine' is also a giftshitter

I am kneeling to a 5$chad

>>63208175
I miss the silly glasses...

>>63208230
audio autists do not fuck around anon

>>63208228
>Attentionwhore is also a schizo abd a printer
Baffling

>>63208236
Was that real or just a shitpost
I can't tell

>>63208230
I noticed straight away

>>63208236
Holy based autist

>>63208277
It's the one that one guy'd her and turns out he was absolutely fucking right

I bet Doostin is an oldfag /mu/tant

>>63208230
We have audio autists /here/ that'll prove that there are in fact people that pay attention to that stuff

>>63208236
>golden
>gold en
kino...

>>63208228
>sends $50 saying it's perfect
>immediately gets btfo when $5 SC was correct
>gifts 20 memberships afterward in shame
what a bitch

>>63208230
there are few things on this earth like audio autists
they absolutely notice things no one else would ever pick up on

>>63208318
Anon, /who/ is full of autists. Might even have the most autists among the en generals..

>>63208318
Considering that every vtuber stream is mostly listening to the voice, it's weirder if you aren't an audio autist in some way. This hobby has some resemblances to koebutas.

>>63208312
Nah, probably just a drummer.

>>63208360
>gifts 20 memberships afterward in shame
thats like 100 shekels, right?

>>63208431
yes

>>63208431
She will ignore them again

>>63208399
I still remember that one time some anons just naturally flowed into talking about weighted blankets.

We love Anrique Ayglrysias here

>>63208379
On this blessed night, we are all autists