/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love you Gura!

I love Ina!

>Gura releases her original song
>It's a soulful jazz love song
Would your heart survive?

>GUYS GUYS AME CAN TIME TRAVEL AME CAN TIME TRAVEL
>Mori slices her head off in one swoop.
Welp, guess she can't time travel anymore.

>10 Kiara threads

https://streamable.com/oed1xh
Why the fuck doesn't she sing more? And why aren't you watching the most kino Nier playthrough in Hololive anon?

Teamates, explain.

Literally how an EN death battle ends

The Iname collab is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it

>>631848
Would rather it be acoustic like Maroon 5 or some shit.

Friend!

Why is it that fanart usually gives Ame a larger chest, but Calli a smaller one?

>>631856

Name a single vtuber that has made a bigger impact

What happened to Annoying Orange threads? Did they get banned or people just got tired of the joke?

>>631854
>Mori, Kiara, and Gura all go for her head instantly
>Ina makes her destroy her watch with mind powers

>>631811
Are we pedophiles?

>>631883
blonde

>>631883
people don't realize Ame has tit's about the size as Kiara's

>>631856
can't be /vt/ without orange threads my man

Why are you discussing EN powerlevels when they're all already dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z57K0VA9ZE

salman

>>631865
TASKETE

>Ame traveled back in time to prevent the end of the world
>Ame has gone on record implying that to her, hololive means the world to her
>Ame traveled back in time to stop the collapse of hololive
BUT
>hololive will eventually have to end, Ame knows this
>all the narratives and character arcs are Ame's creation
>by repeatedly going back in time and changing events ever so slightly, she is creating a never-ending hololive narrative that always has a new story to tell
>when hololive disbands in one timeline, she goes back in time and changes something slightly so she doesn't get bored of repeating the timeloop constantly
>every rrat is something that actually happened in a previous timeloop

Holo Bass is currently streaming how his process for making the Pepeloni remix, for anyone interested

Getting in whatever VOD reps you need to catch up on while we wait 30 minutes for Pizza Dad's absolutely joyous English only streams , starring the popular game called Fall Guys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynWM1NwJWr0

So friends, where we at?

>>631854
just time travel far back enough to the point when mori wasn't death's apprentice
bonus points for toting futuristic weaponry from the future

Can >we take a moment to appreciate how varied Ame's games have been? She picks stuff that often surprises me

>>631848
I'm hoping for jazz or a sappy slow song or even a rap. I'm sure she'd make anything sound good.

>>631857
>2:59
That fucking part there breaks my eyes and almost makes me cry

FUCK YOU RISU

>>631891
No they're still up

I am tired, tired of pretending i am not hating you Risu for not singing.
I will call you a cunt in every thread i am awake to post in until you do a karaoke stream
You fucking cunt.
Good night Risu

>>631856

>>631856
Meidos should just delete all Kiara-related threads on sight at this point. There's not much to be discussed for separate threads to be made anyway. They can do this shit here, schizos included. They can bait here all they want.

>hololive
>no one is live

someone guerilla stream..

>>631854
>time travels back to when Mori was just a baby
>stomp on it

>>631887
Kizuna AI

>>631903
based

>>631856

>>631857
I'm watching the vods when I can, I really wished she streamed at more EOP friendly hours

>ctrl + F "fat cat"
>0 results

anyway here's shion

Given how much Kiara collabs with Mori, how long she streams, how many SCs she gets and that she's released 3 songs now - Why doesn't she have more subscribers?

>>631865
well basically...

>>631902
so whose gonna tell Haachama HoloEN doesn't have generations?

>>631854
Knowing Ame she would pull out some bullshit line like
>Oh if I die the time travel activates automatically. Also the watch is indestructible lol

I love Reine!!!

>>631907
Banana...

>Mori likes Shrek
>Mori likes Eminem
SHe should totally sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jutSZVzV5QI

>>631848
Well this would be nice at this point I'm leaning towards her first song being a rap collab with Mori. Considering all the hints the last month or so.

>>631928
I don't think Ame would do that.

>>631857
Christ and she did that on the spot while crying, that fucks me up

>>631856
they can't stop thinking about us!

>>631854
Doesn't the scythe only work on the souls of the dead?

>>631928
>>631910
Teacucks are fucking delusional.
Mori would kill Ame immediately, before she even has a chance to time-travel.
We've seen her time-travelling on stream before, it takes a good 5-10 seconds of high pitched "RRRRing" noises. Mori can end her life in a millisecond.

>>631897
go back

.... ....

>>631936
here's your fat cat.

>>631907
>Ame traveled back in time to prevent the end of the world
I like this lore, but didn't Ame say that she comes from the past?

>>631854
Mori, Ive come to bargain.

Death is an inevitable concept, an abstraction, and that means Mori is canonically the strongest in Hololive
They even made a game about this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK8vpWIvA9o

>>631903
Based

>>631937
Because her content isn't that good, her shitty esl attitude and how she comes off is abrasive, and her voice and design are awful.

>dead hours
>"oh let's start playing Y:LAD"
>get in retarded power level discussion with other autists

I both hate and love you people. Fuck off.

>>631909
Right here!

>>631955
well i dont think any of the girls would do a death match against each other but here we are

>>631903
based!

>>631907
>Ame went back in time to prevent Ina and AO-chan from destroying the world by befriending her
>Hasn't collab'd with her in the longest time
Ame... Your mission...

Man, I really cannot imagine how Ina or Mori will look like when they get cutesy idol outfits for the concerts

>>631873
Sure thing gramps any day now

>>631928
Problem is that Mori is the only one this doesn't work for. She created her human body on a whim in its current form. Mori went straight from reaper form into her peak condition human form.

>>631928
>the baby dies
>there's no longer a future mori to spur the killing of baby mori in the first place
>everything collapses at once

>>631937
She's a bit annoying

gura cute gura cute gura cute

>>631954
What hints? I didn't catch any. I'm always distracted by Gura's cuteness and almost never awake to watch Mori.

>>631907
Does that make rrat posters people with memories of these alternate timelines?

I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE

>>631988
Go member to Ina and scroll down her community page.

>>631918
Relatively based, did you watch her Nier stream last night though?

>>631974
So Kiara is door-Kun in this scenario or what?

>>631987
Sorry, shark too cute, please understand.

>>631963
Where?

>>632010
This is definitely getting longer

The number one rabbit will save us from dead hours!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPIGKLsF7S4

http://poal.me/43xnd4
http://poal.me/43xnd4
http://poal.me/43xnd4

>LET'S SETTLE THIS YOU POWERLEVELFAGS. WHO IS THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN HOLOEN

CHICKENFAGS, EXPLAIN THIS.

>>631918
Sit lappmutt

>>631897
No.
We just appreciate the finer things in life.
https://streamable.com/pf2y5y

>>631988
Yeah i totally can't imagine

>>631909
Right here friend

>>631928
Problem with that:
Mori has always existed, so Ame cannot go to a specific time to when she was born.

>>631865
What’s it like to be a human baby?
Just a “blooming buzzing confusion” maybe?
I look in her eyes and try to read her thoughts and
Find myself wondering whether she’s got them
Or just sensations, chaotic and messy
I wanna relate, should I take some LSD?
So I can stop thinkin’ and just exist
I mean, look at the kid! Ignorance is bliss…

>>631902
Well Haachama is powerful she's just another boss for the team to win against.

>>631968
We all come from the past, silly. The you I'm replying to is in the past. The you reading this is in the present, but what you're reading was written in the past.

>>631856
Its fucking hilarious. I'm surprised the meidos haven't rangebanned all of SEA yet.

>>632010
based and meds

>>631937
It all comes down to personality. You can grind all you want, but if you're not as likeable then you aren't going to get as many subscribers as the others.

So where do the JPs fit into the power tier list? A bunch of them are minor gods or mythical creatures.

>>632022
>live in 2 days
Pekor...

>>631909
Right here friend, catching up on Risu's Nier VOD since she sang Weight of the World during it and I missed it

Hey Ame lets get some tacos

>>632032
thats death anon
mori is just his apprentice

>>631974
ATLUS VIDEO GAME COMPANY PLEASE

>>632030
Kill yourself you fucking nigger.

>>631937
Her voice is annoying and her design is shit.

>>631981
Still waiting for a Bubbly Trinity with Kiara in the middle.

Ame is like Batman. She already has prepared countermeasures and plans for every of her genmates would she ever have to fight them

>>632022
in 2 days, yeah

>Power leverls discussion
It's all meaningless against zenkai boost super Nenechi

>>631872
Gotta love how chill mori is

>>632029
God I love these 3

>>632010
Stop that

>>631997
>he hasn't watched Looper with Ame

>>631937
I find her a little too much for me, i can watch a stream every now and then but not that many in a row

>>631903
based

>>631887
I pity future historians when they have to explain how she initiated the downfall of modern China.

>>632023
>WHO IS THE STRONGEST CHARACTER IN HOLOEN

>>632016
>tee hee
That's no shark. That's debut Mori.

>>632054
nah

Reminder: ignore shitposting numberfags posing as fake nousagis, watch actual Pekora streams to see what she's really like.
Her Metal Gear Solid streams are peak Pekora and showcases her strong points as a streamer, how she gets so immersed in the story and characters, jokes on the fly, her hilarious reactions and playstyle.
All MGS streams in release order, translated - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYM0RdGi_U3-IRV-X41USdDpXZo3qZFGB
Some more stuff to watch, also fully translated:
Pekora on Deserted Island VN walkthrough - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcnOexP7gRYwMO9iLeRMbnopYjn816AB9
Telephone Booth Escape game - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcnOexP7gRYzCWDztF4wUj2zJOuefAvM4
Watch these during dead hours and I'm sure you'll enjoy it!
Also, not a concise playthrough, but rather some fun moments from her Yakuza 0 streams:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1LqjzAKXjIkTjnvG1G6cieGfHdPiPgW7
And also, some of her singing:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtJGFl3-sr8TZcFhe4rE1VoqkC9FlcqDn
She might not be the best of Hololive, like Sora, Azki, Gura, Suisei or others, but she has a cute upbeat voice and does very well with it anyway! She's fun to listen to, give it a shot.

>>632064
based
even death itself kneels to nenechi

>>632046
Gen 3's the strongest of the JPs. They'd be the best bet on putting up a good fight against Gen EN

>>632004
>Gura's confirmed she's been working with more then just herself for her first song
>Sudden influx of rap in Gura's streams
>More Mori collabs and bonding as well as Gura talking about her more could alluding to them working offline together.
>Of all the holo's Mori wanted to do a rap collab with Gura very badly

>>631857
There's something about her voice that just gets me emotional, it's bizarre

>>632050
>YFW Gura says this when they finally off collab

Wait, wait, wait I thought takodachis were supposed to be cute. I didnt sign up for this. Why remove the eyes.

Oh god dont listen to the takos itt theyre lying to you all theyre ar-

Everyone thinks Ame time travelling would actually do anything
Ame time travelling and altering a previous event will just cause the universe to split into a different outcome.
After changing the outcome, she would literally just disappear from the current timeline, rendering her effectively dead.
The only way for her to return is to universe/dimension hop, which isn't part of her power set, she's a time traveller, not dimension hopper, nor universe creator.
She won't even be able to return to a previous point in time and reenact all the events that led up to the present, because she's human, she can't remember every single minute action that she did.
If she travels forwards in time, there will be a gap of when she just doesn't exist, still rendering her effectively dead until she pops back into existence, and against 2 other immortals, it isn't a valid strategy in the first place.
Kiara and Mori can probably live without the requirement of what humans need, so if Ame comes back just to the far future where Earth is uninhabitable to humans, she's dead regardless.

>>632025
What is it that makes Kiara look so huggable?

>>631937
debuff games, debuff timezone
and then there's subjective stuff: personality, design, content outside of games

>>632025
So cute! Why must she hate headpats dammit?! Never has a head been so perfectly suited for them!

>>631856
i checked most of them.
i think it's just fags spamming shit to make KFP look bad, with the rest being anti-threads.
there only 1 actual kiara thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAXf5OGZVmU
>ymca
>lazy song
I want Gura to do more fun and old songs

>>632030
Don't be surprised if she stops posting illustrations for members or locks them behind a higher tier, faggot.

>>632022
>save us from dead hours!
>Live in 2 days
you alright anon?

>>632064
>Nenechi is the final bastion of hope for the JPs against the ENs
God, imagine the 1v5

>>631960
Did she do something recently or just the usual seethe?

>>632023
Remember the Atlantean powers anons.

>everyone arguing about power levels
cute
Haachama can will entire dimensions and multiversums out of or into existence

>>632054
>>632111
https://files.catbox.moe/oau6h1.webm

>>632023
Kiara an immortal phoenix with fire powers and a shield and sword is in last
chimkin.....

>>631937
Does everyone forget that she has 800k subscribers, which is a fucking lot?
I've been watching a Youtuber for 7 years and he has barely 600k.
This is like saying Trump or whatever multimillionare is a loser because he earns 3 millions less yearly than the richest person on Earth

>>632057
no

>>631947
I'd love a Revue Starlight watch-along with Ame just for her corny/autistic comments.

>this one is Ina, and this one is Gura, oh those are totally Calli and Kiara
>the giraffe is Yagoo!
>what if there was a hololive high school?

>>632065
Their tiny bodies...

>>632111
Thats his goal. Because people itt respond like niggers, anons will do it more often. Its le funny trolle

>>632054
Why are takos so hostile?

>your post history on /hlgg/ becomes your resume
>do you get the job?

>>632097
anon ame has already changed the past and shes still here

It might be a little controversial but I really like cute girls!

>>632129
>Atlantean powers

>>632093
It could be that she's straight up crying there and is putting that emotion into her singing Once she could actually keep it together enough to sing

>>631887
orange man > orange woman

>>632126
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ina is the strongest because she attacks along the sanity vector, Immortality, and all its facets are muted in the face of being lost within the confines of your mind.

>>632064
>>632077
Perfect Haachama vs MAXNENEMAX, who wins?

>>632023
Haachama and Haato are the strongest

Mori is only an apprentice to the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper only guides souls to the afterlife after death, I have no idea how Mori is somehow powerful if she's basically a chauffeur for souls

>>632131
>People this mad over leaked membership content
kek

>>632148
No. They'll keep me far away from Okayu's and Polka's rotund guts.

>>632129
O MY ATLANTEAN POWER

>>632150
You're in a universe where she went back into the past to create a branch that led to this one.

>>632126

>>631854
*click*

>>631914
Fucking hell im kfp but I'm starting to think it would be better to start filtering and hiding kiara threads, there is no point for any when there are 10's of them.

>>632169
Don't pay the ferryman

>>632143
W-What?

>>632166
But Kiara is already insane

>>632148
I can never apply for a job without risking going to jail, damn

>>632166
Ina is the strongest because shes flat ans holy shit it drives me insane

>>632166
Who cares. Does she have the most SOUL in her singing though?

>>632166
neon genesis inangelion

>>632110
>hippopotamus is always forgotten
https://files.catbox.moe/7prtsc.mp3

>>632135
800k subscribers but can barely scrape by 8k viewers in fucking minecraft, regularly had 4k viewers on non collabs and if the collab is split between multiple people she always has the least amount of views. She literally only get decent views in shit like announcement streams and collabs . More subs (barely) or no she is still the runt of the gen.

>>632178
wait so wouldnt she be unkillable in the universe where the death match happen unless the other girls have dimension hopping powers

>>632093
To be fair that was an extremely emotional performance, she was literally holding back tears

>>632154
Man, imagine how ruthless Gura was before she lost her memories

>>632148
>all my posts about wanting to impregnate kiara
uh no.

>>632057
You really expecting a guramefag to put chikin in there?
>>632136
Yeah thought so

>>632148
yes

>>632148
professional SEAmonkey hunter, hell yeah I'm getting hired

>>632166
Is it possible for an avatar of Death to lose their sanity though?

>>632092
>Sudden influx of rap in Gura's streams
Huh?
Her little GTA SA acapella rap was the only thing I recall...
>>More Mori collabs and bonding as well as Gura talking about her more could alluding to them working offline together.
They had, like, 3 collabs total and nothing else planned. And they can't offcollab, they are practically on the opposite sides of the planet.
>Of all the holo's Mori wanted to do a rap collab with Gura very badly
I admit, I don't watch Mori often due to her streaming hours, but I only recall her mentioning Gura rap collab once as a maybe.
I think it's just that you really want this to happen, rather than there being any hints of it.

>>631854
Ame is the Batman of hololive therefore you lose

>>632148
>ritual poster
yes, for some extremely repetitive job

>>632146
Because you dance to his tune.

>>632194
>that's not already the case

>>632143
>ywn have a foursome with Gura, Anya, and Shion
Why does it hurt so much?

2.23 million!

>>632211
8k is a lot. Your perception of shit is skewed badly. She makes a shit ton on SCs and her vod views are good.

>>632236
I could die and go to heaven after it

>>632148
Anything involving shilling? Yeah I've got the job

Fertile chicken.

>>632213
She is only capable of creating outcomes that are plausible to achieve with her human capabilities.
She wouldn't be able to affect things that are outside of her capabilities to begin with.
So affecting an immortal born being isn't possible because there's no timeline where it can be done within the capabilities of a human.

>>632249
Literally any girl can make the amount of money she did if they had spent 90% of their stream time reading scs without turning it off until it became a nuisance.

>>632211
Viewers don't mean a shit. What means is views (ads), subs (for feeding the algorithm) and SCs and she got plenty.

>>632211
>Reply chain numberfagging about Kiara's subscribers
>Immediately pivot to live viewers

https://youtu.be/Q3jlJbM6K5I

This is basically what would happen if Kiara and Mori got into a death match with each other.

I like art that shows of Kiara's warrior side

I believe that people who make sound posts are life and blood of this threads. But I am an evil person who wants to see everything good burn.
That is why I will learn how to make the worst sound post possible to ruin the experience for everyone.

I hate myself. Thank you for reading my personal blog.

>>632184
Did someone say something about rewinding time?

>>632022
This is what you get for pissing off Ame, anon. Did you at least write down some winning lottery numbers?

>>632236
gura accidentally used her teeth

>>632217
I mean she's always talking about hurting and killing things. Even herself.....

What the fuck happened can someone explain why kiara was getting almost 5k $ for 4 consecutive streams? shit's crazy

>>632211
She earns more from supas each month than your entire family does in a year.

>>632211
how many subs and live viewers you got nigga.
do you make about $10 an hour?

>>632271
Why doesn't Ame make that amount of money when she has scs turned on during supa sunday regularly until the every end of the stream?

>>632063
the "not this shit again" attitude works with her

>>632279
That's hot.

>>632134
She went up from the looks of it

>>632281
We already have that and no I'm not reposting it.

>>632249
8k kind of sucks for a buff game like minecraft.

>>632249
One of the samefaggers is dropping bait. Report and ignore.

>>632292
Outside od the subs party (where people were giving her money for the shitty sing) she spent 5+ hours reading scs.

>>632217
Nah, Ame changed the timeline to save humanity from the Atlantean invasion, but she felt bad just offing Gura since she's cute.

>>632279
Reminds me a little of Izayoi from Blazblue

has anyone bebiposted the chimkin yet

>>632213
>unless the other girls have dimension hopping powers
Kiara can I mean it takes some suicide

>>632292
The power of having a cult-like following and actually reading your superchats.

*casts a spell that causes Enma to have explosive diarrhea for the next decade if she doesn't accept Haachama into EN2*

>>632268
Body built for breeding!

>>632292
Chinese New Year, lot of people sending red envelopes, everyone got more money then usual, you can also see it happen in Mori and Ame's streams off the top of my head. That said, its not that much of a jump from her standard multi-hour solo streams

>>632292
>5k in SC's during an SC reading while shadowbanned
kfp strong

>>631937
She's like the definition of dumb white girl. And not the cute dumb like Gura Ame, Nene, etc.. but the annoying kind.
She sounds shrill and is closest thing to a 3d femoid personality wise.
I'll stop you right there kfpee, ame does not behave like a 3d girl. You got your brain warped by various subcultures you participate in if you think so

>>632306
yeah she did
good for the chimkin

Give me your Atlantean Guras

>>632292
The people who love her, love her. I'm happy for her.

>>632281
ok chuunitard

I like big boobs.

>>632097
She groundpounded dinosaurs to extinction, anon. This is canon.

>>632292
This was her Valentines day stream all the girls got holiday boost

How can I do my reps when Ina is so sexy

>>632281
Maybe this will help

>>632301
Out of the last 4 SC readings, she only had SC turned on for 1 of them.

>>632223
Could just force it to end itself or completely break down her mind to an unusable state.
Since she's an apprentice, that means she has things to learn, to learn means that firstly she has a brain and that it's malleable.
So it is possible to break her mind.

>>632281
>I believe that people who make sound posts are life and blood of this threads.
my oshi is the lifeblood of this thread.

>>632324
Enma wears adult diapers, you can't stop her that easily.

>>632342
I want to protect your rights to love them.

I've got some juicy juicy girls right here

>>632324
>>632357

>>632324

Not if I'm here to stop you, Haachamage! Your chaotic magic ends here!

*casts a spell that doesn't do anything but looks pretty cool*

>>632346
steamy bedroom eyes

>>632281
>That is why I will learn how to make the worst sound post possible to ruin the experience for everyone.
It exists already, you lost before you ever started.

How are the unity levels in the different JP gens?

>>632270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=4h53m11s&v=b1rpvGYYNI4&feature=youtu.be

>>632281
That's nice of you

>>632323
i mean she would need to die
wait if her ability is to revive after dying doesn't she get disqualified the moment she dies once since she technically "died" alredy

>>632367
Woah cool effects!

>>632346
How exactly is she sexy? Look at her. Shes flat. Her entire body lacks curves. Shes basically and literally a boy with a working vagina.

>>632324
*boosts your spell and adds the condition that they must collab with Coco*

>>632334
>femoid

>>632384
she is very feminine and youthful

>>631854
Ame > Ina if prepared
Ina > the others (incl. Ame if she's unprepared)

>>632148
I probably get reported.

>>632307
>>632370
*guitar riff*

>>632334
wew lad

>>631933
all me

>>631910
Teamate... I unhealthily love Ame, too, but if Ame travels too far back, she would land somewhere in the vacuum of space and just die in the far past. In the time she puts on something like a space suit, Calli would have already offed her.

>>632384
UUOOOOH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>632271
>90%

>>632092
Not gonna happen.>>632328

>>632172
Is this from a youtube archive? I hate watching stuff on twitch

Would you accept the gift?

>>632384
Based

>>632376
I sometimes wonder if people who write those messages really think they're being funny and clever?

>632334
I swear if any of you dumbfucks reply to this I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

I get all those ticks and clocks, sir,
mixed up with the chicks and tocks, sir.

>>632292
There was a member stream as well, she got some cash there as well after the last SC reading.

>>632290
>All of Gura's bloodlust is just her old memories of her being a tyrant of the sea that she just doesn't remember

>>632023
>Mori and Ina in the lead

I think it comes down to details we don't have info on yet. If the Ancient Ones can protect Ina from death, it comes to at least a tie. That isn't unreasonable, because most Lovecraftian deities treat death as a minor inconvenience that they can sleep off while continuing their activities from outside the physical world.

If Mori has a fundamentally human mind, she can be driven insane by the whispers of the Ancient Ones and forced to surrender. She certainly acts like a human currently, but if her reaper psyche differs from how she acts right now, she might lack emotions like pain and fear, which would result in a tie again.

>>631907
I'm stealing this idea and no one can stop me.

>>632281
>Panties on heart.webm.mp4.mp3.haachamachama

>>632281
but it already exists

>>632334
>>632391
>google femoid
>Femoids. Origin: r/Incels.
opinion instantly discarded

Continuing counting posts of past threads.
Results up to OP >>631811: /hlgg/ has had 245 threads, 12 deaths, 364382 posts, and /vt/ post ratio of 57.7%
Data https://pastebin.com/8gHwy7AY
19 new threads this time

>>632281
I still remember the FAGGOT, when soundposts became popular, that kept posting that incredibly loud Kiara doing "KIKKIRIKIIIIIIIIIIII" and falling for it every time because his posts were always bait.

>>632217
Gura I know you're here. Please do a lore stream

>>632384
You can feel the sultry sexual energy radiating from her.
She is pure sex.

>>632334
>>632410
(you)

>>632384
>Look at her. Shes flat

>>632418
I got my (You)s. The rest is yours.

>>632390
*further enhances this spell by adding my own magical power to it*

So what did towa do last night?

>>632125
Nah, Kiara literally just lives rent free

>>632384
KEEP GOING ANON DONT STOP

>>632407
Gura shoved a mug cake into a candy box. When you open it the lid is caked with cream cheese and jam.

>>632412
>kiara went up
>ina went down
>gap widened slightly
AAAAAAAA THIS MEME ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE

>>632440
Made me coom

>>632384
>632334
You just explained exactly how.

>>632420
>even the filename is edited to trick me.
Well-played, anon.

>>632088
>She might not be the best of Hololive, like Sora, Azki, Gura, Suisei or others

Nousagi bro, I hate nutsakis, but Peko is one of Hololive's greatest. No one can contest that so long as you don't use her to shit on others.

>>632431
Anon...

>>632307
>>632340
>>632350
>>632355
>>632370
>>632378
Well if I am going to be an asshole I want to be at least somewhat original.

Ok I will not do this. You win this time!

>>632416
The only way to get Mori to be immune to Ina's insanity is you have to kill her. And by that I mean kill her human body. Then she would be immune to Ina's insanity
But even then, it'd still be a stalemate

Guys, what would happen if everyone just stopped responding to KFP/KFP falseflagging/Kiara bait?

>>632442
>When you open it the lid is caked with cream cheese and jam.
Funny, you could say the same about her cunny after I'm done with her

>>632316
Minecraft had no SC reading and was shadowbanned. Still made 5k.

>>632451
I meant in terms of singing.

>>632416
>>If Mori has a fundamentally human mind, she can be driven insane by the whispers of the Ancient Ones and forced to surrender.
She has apparently experienced Kiara throughout several lifetimes.
She is immune to madness.

im baby

>>632402
i mean all you need to do to fix that is to time travel short distances
all the girls are friendly before the death match started so she would be safe after the first jump

>>632414
>When Gura was just a pun of Guro

My god...

>>632406
twitch screenshot, no clue if any anon is planning on archiving the streams

>>632459
The thread will fall off the board with 200 replies and 4 images

>>632440
Made him coom>>632447

>>632467
incredibly based.
excited for the next meme video.

>>632459
these thread die

>>632407
>>632443
She's doing her best, and I appreciate her!

>>632460
Woops missclick.
>>632443

>>632414
She's basically an amnesiac Justice Lord?

>>632461
Because people thought she would? Because she usually does?

>>632440
apparently she made this guy blow his load >>632447

>>632479
I personally look forward to the Am rat video.

>>632440
Did you see the anyagey in meme review?

>>632479
that would be the biggest (I'm here)

>>632465
kek

>>632353
However, it has historically been the norm and she still hasn't made close to what Kiara makes

>>632459
Theres a bigger chance that Kiara flies over my house by flapping her arms all the way from Japan and sucks me off

>>632435
You're a shrewd negotiator sir.

>>632125
There's a confirmed collab with treerat.

So yeah, we'll be unbrowsable for a good few hours that day.

>>632414
I believe this lore.

>>632467
I'm going to commit a crime

>>632459
Id pick a different holo to shitpost

>>632316
>>632325
Thats how it has always been it had never caused her to get that much consecutively.
>>632328
^ This would be a good explanation.
Maybe people were that would have not been able to make it to the valentine streams were superchating preemptively but is still crazy to me they would do that from the 10th onwards.

>>632512
Who would you pick and why is it Mori?

>>632399
Just the thought of it makes me recoil.

>>632414
is that why she became a doomer?

Is there an idol that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Momosuzu Nene? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Super Hyper Momosuzu Nene. I'm not talking about Super Hyper Ultra Deluxe Momosuzu Nene either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Momosuzu Nene. I’m also not talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI and a Shakujō because she is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on her chest, her four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER she absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so she can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu. I'm talking about Nene超進化! Super Hyper Ultra Ultimate Deluxe Perfect Amazing Shining God 流派東方不敗 Master Freedom Justice Ginga Victory Prime The Great CEO of ƎNƎN Strong Cute Beautiful Wonderful Champion Galaxy Baby Cultured 最高 勇者王 天元突破 無限 無敵 無双 NENEMAXMAXMAXSTORONG NENECHI ENENMI sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Legendary Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with his Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo

>>632459
You know KFP isn't in the thread because people are replying to that shit with numbers instead of pictures of kiara telling them to pound them harder.

>>632496
I'm looking forward to the Am E_____ one.

>>632440
Made this anon cum >>632447
But he is me

>>632511
you know they grow vaccines in chickens, right?

>>632414
Tis only the beginning anon.

>>632511
TuT

>>632507
>confirmed collab with treerat.
Holy shit actually?

>>632399
I do like how there's an entire transcript of this hellish event

>>632399
oh no

>>632414
Bow down to the Queen of the sea

>>632526

>>632491
Or her fans simply like her that much.

http://poal.me/aj23bb
http://poal.me/aj23bb
http://poal.me/aj23bb
http://poal.me/aj23bb
http://poal.me/aj23bb

>?

>>632537
With Reine and ina, yes. Its that train game.

>>632526
Absolutely Based but Ame could with enough planning and timeloops

>>632399
AHHHHHHHHHH I CAN HEAR IT

>>632537
Ina, Reine, Risu and Kiara are all playing the train game.

Risu is also going to do a stream with Anya where she gives you advice about your love life.

>Bossu Guilty Gear this week as well

Is ALL of Holo gonna play it? Are we getting a tournament arc like Mario Kart?

>>632537
yeah kira used her two guns to threaten risu into the collab

>>632023
canonically Ame doesn't have any powers at all

>>632550
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURAAAAAAAAAA TAKE MY ENERGY

>>632467
Baby check!

Bros I wanna fuck holo feet...
Ame, Gura, Ina, Rushia, Haachama, Ayame, Shion, Aqua... one of you please...

>>632399
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUTTTT

>>632553
Is Ame turning into the Batman of power level discussions?

>>632563
Holy based

>>632551
With me.

Leaked image of Gawr Gura right now!
https://files.catbox.moe/jbsalg.jpg

>>632518
id pick (you)r oshi

>>632443
that'd be better than just some chocolates or something because she made it herself, even if it's not amazing.

>>632384

>>632399
Time for your reps

>>632545
>Queen of the SEA
Moona?

>>632399
>I actually heard it
AOHAUdklflsshgggggggg

mmmmmm yes

>>632578
If that's the only thing this general takes out of today's dead hours, I consider that a win.

>>632582
BASED

Kiara lookin good

>>632575
>ame
Her feet probably smell like a dumpster.

>>632598
No the Queen of SEA is Kiara since she lives rent free in their heads

>>632090
>PUTTING UP A GOOD FIGHT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A GOOD FIGHT
>Rushia
NECROMANCER
Strength: 0/10
Stamina: 2/10
Speed: 1/10
Magic: 8/10
Power level: 1,300 (Normal)
OH BOY A FUCKING NECROMANCER. LET'S HAVE YOU MATCH UP AGAINST THE
>Mori
ASPECT OF DEATH: IMMORTAL, UNKILLABLE, 1HKO.
Strength: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Speed: 10/10
Magic: 10/10
Power level: 15,500,000 (Normal)
38,590,100 (Demon Mode)
WINNER: MORI BY A LANDSLIDE IN 1S.
>Marine
PIRATE CAPTAIN
Primary weapon: flintlock
secondary weapon: cutlass
Strength: 5/10
Stamina: 0/10
Speed: 3/10
Power level: 50
AHAHIAUHARU A FUCKING PIRATE CAPTAIN THAT HAS A BAD BACK AND LIMITED STAMINA IS GOING TO DO WHAT? LETS HAVE YOU GO UP AGAINST
>Amelia Watson
Time traveller, pixel-perfect aim
Primary weapon: rifle with watson concoction bullets
Strength: 4/10
Stamina: 8/10
Speed: 20/10 [LIMIT BROKEN]
Power level: 15,000 (Normal)
25,500,000 (CHRONO forme)
WINNER: AMELIAAAAA WAAAAAAAAATSON EASILY AS SHE TIME-TRAVELS BEHIND MARINE AND SLITS HER THROAT
WHO'S NEXT? WHO DOES HOLOFANTASY HAVE NEXT? OH, FLARE. THE STRONGEST MEMBER
>Flare
Immortal Elf
Primary weapon: a sword
Strength: 7/10
Stamina: 8/10
Speed: 7/10
Magic: 9/10
Power level: 8,000 (Normal)
21,000 (with Noel)
BUT EVEN THE STRONGEST MEMBER OF HOLOFANTASY ISNT EVEN CLOSE TO HOLOMYTH. LET'S GIVE HER KIARA, WHY THE FUCK NOT. THEY'RE BOTH IMMORTAL - BUT ONLY ONE CAN REBIRTH CONSTANTLY
>TAKANASHI KIARA
Immortal phoenix. Rebirth.
Primary weapon: Legendary sword of fire
Secondary weapon: Legendary bastion of fire
Strength: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Speed: 10/10
Magic: 10/10
Power level: 14,500,000 (Normal)
35,000,200 (Fury mode)
ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. KIARA WOULD FUCKING ENGULF THAT RETARD FLARE WITH HER FLAMES IN ONESECOND. FLARE MAY HAVE IMMORTALITY IN TERMS OF HOW LONG SHE CAN LIVE BUT ONCE SHES DEAD - SHES DEAD.
SO WHO'S NEXT FROM HOLOFANTASY? ITS 3-0 RIGHT NOW. AH RIGHT, THE POWERFUL KNIGHT NOEL. CAPTAIN OF THE KNIGHTS.
>Noel
Knight Captain
Primary weapon: Artifact Broadsword
Strength: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Speed: 2/10
Magic: 0/10
Power level: 7,000 (Normal)
35,000 (Unleashed Fury due to Flare's death)
WHEN SHE WITNESSES FLARE DYING SHE WILL EXPLODE IN ANGER AND RAGE. FLARE'S SPIRIT AND POWER WILL COARSE THROUGH HER LIKE SPRING WATER TRICKLING DOWN A RIVER BED. BUT GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE IN THE FACE OF THE HORROR OF THE DEPTHS. THE VERY UNKNOWN GOD - I
>Ninomae Ina'nis
Ally of the Ancient Ones.
Primary Weapon: AO book
Strength: 0/10
Stamina: 0/10
Speed: 0/10
Magic: 200/10
Power level: 5 (Normal)
31,000,000 (Fused with AO - God Forme)
IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE YET AGAIN. HOLOFANTASY IS IN SHAMBLES. ALL THEIR MEMBERS ARE DEAD. IN SECONDS. BUT THERE'S ONE PERSON LEFT -
>Pekora
Rabbit.
Strength: 1/10
Stamina: 1/10
Speed: 10/10
Magic: 0/10
Power level: 15 (Normal)
500,000 (With all her friend's power channeled through her, ULTIMATE FANTASY MODE)
Oh! Pekora had a hidden trait after all. She used the energy and magic from her friends. Their sacrifice will not be in vain! Pekora is now as powerful as a demigod.
BUT. SHE'S UP AGAINST THE FACE OF HOLOEN WHO IS READY TO DETHRONE HER
>Gawr Gura
Bloop's Ally, Atlantean Princess
Primary weapon: Neptune's Trident
Strength: 15/10
Stamina: 15/10
Speed: 15/10
Magic: 0/10
Power level: 3,000,000 (Normal)
PEKORA STANDS NO CHANCE AGAINST THE PHYSICAL FREAK OF NATURE THAT IS GURA. GURA RIPS HER FUCKING HEART OUT AND DRINKS HER SPINAL FLUID. IT'S OVER. HOLOFANTASY HAS LOST. 5-0

>>632575

>>632399
TASKUTEEEEE

>>632575
Ame's feet smell of dog saliva