/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Dizzy love

The final boss of girlfailures
https://youtu.be/bP1SeehRuxY

>>63019087
>Holds her breath for too long
>Almost pukes
Dizzy...

I'm going to push Mio down, hold her tightly in place while I forcibly remove her clothes and shove my cock into her, tearing her hymen and pumping her full of semen until she gets impregnated. All with consent, of course.

Celetatas love!

Sheepy Radio is still live!
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa

today will be a good day

Meru Lust!

I zoned out, why is Dizzy singing about diabetes?

I want to rape Shima with my love!

>I can't be diabetic, I have low blood sugar
Dizzy?

[Dizzy news]
She just found out that she is probably diabetic live on stream

I want to withhold insulin from Dizzy in exchange for sloppy blowjobs!

>Karaoke stream "sooner than you think"
Nice

Hello, I hope your start to the week went well. There's no better feeling then the aches and aftershock spikes of pain I get winding down after a good schwammoing from the speedy fists of my wonderful spidermom, who I so dearly love. I'm Ami's punching bag

>You guys have a healthy attachment to me, right?
h-haha yeah...

Dizzy said she was feeling mean today but she's being very nice, I feel cheated

>>63019036
Sorry...she has to wait until Gen 4 of Phase Connect to get poached because she fell for Jason's groomer shit at AkioAIR. I mean Tsun Connect.

HARDER MISS DOKURO

>>63021100
>Sakana hires Maria trying to get as many tsun talents as he can
>Kills his own corpo

>>63019501
I am so glad Lisa decided to try the Mio music review format. It's so much more satisfying to not have to wait 3 weeks for your pick to come up

Stupid whore, trapped in the hell that is get money...

>>63021280
And it's a nice way to get a bit of Lisa time even if has throat hort

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>63021280
I want them to do a music review collab one day

Rei will return

>>63021707
I really like this drawing, it's funny

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1726812132564775215

Shimada is fighting the streets
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

>>63025006
Futamio...

>>63019170
>Mio
>hymen
Lol lmao even

Eepy sheep, eepy spidor, eep...

>>63021280
It's nice to have less low investment songs, but taking money requests for a no mic music only stream is lazy enough that it might not even be legal

Shima deepthroat?

I love you so much Dizzy!

>>63028940
It's genius. I'm glad that Lisa is finding a way to monetize streams. Maybe this is a push to get enough money to find a new place without mamafuji.

see ya nerds,I have a date with pon magic

>>63030819
Use the pon magic to kill papalesta and mamafuji

>>63030819
why bother? we all know where the pon wolf will end up at the end of the night.

my gf is looking more correctable than usual today

Jelly on telly!

rare jelly twitch stream https://www.twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi

The diy WHAT https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1726781302072844549

>>63033294
>Wants a wheelchair accessible shower
the rrats...

>>63033294
A nice big shower room does sound pretty damn appealing

>>63033294
yeah mine

>>63033585
Huh... that makes two chuubas that I follow closely with wheelchair rrats... the hell is up (or down) with that!? Although Ami looks very nimble when she killed the dehumidifier a while ago

>>63035405
she talks about tripping and walking into things, plus she drives, so I find it very unlikely, i know some conditions can have you in one only when you move around

this will not stop me from thinking of how cute it be to push my loving spidermomwife through the park and take her home to fuck the feeling back into her legs

>>63036230
It's probably Katawa Shoujo and spending too much time on /d/ but girls on wheelchairs/with prosthesis are pretty cute. Maybe it's just the instinct to protect or whatever, or maybe I'm just lonely af who knows it's 4 A.M

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0XYFKhAlU
Yuuna and Tonya cover in 2 days, mixed by Synth.

>>63033294
>>63033585
I'd want this as well and I do parkour. Open washrooms are cool as fuck.
We might destroy our current bathroom and put something like this in place if we get around to it.
Ceiling mounted shower-head, hand one on the wall for precision blasts.
Still, baths are useful for things other than bathing, so hesitant.

I miss Purin UUuuuUuuuuuu

Tucked into the soft spiderbelly for another comforting night of scritches and Ami dreams...

Buckos are going to transform into magical girls today. Are you putting a dress yourself or just going to enjoy the view?

Squeezable and milkable

Poor mamalesta

>>63037257
>Still have to wait almost a full month for her redebut
Pain

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

Jelly will finish her demon genocide today maybe
https://youtu.be/zWxc95ad8XM

>>63043726
I like Jerry

>>63043767
kek

>I accidentally set the Twitch stream to no archive so it's gone, my bad
Jerry...

>>63043970
https://vodvod.top/channels/@jellyhoshiumi
What did she mean by this? it's clearly just unpublished

robowife is playing warcraft 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyHmGR3EPbo

>>63031871
big breasts and soft tummy EROTIC

Sweaty Jelly...

>>63044642
this fucking woman

Girlfriend is here!
https://youtu.be/LfPjC3vf7Bc

>>63044831
I'm not ready

GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU DAMN SLIMES
YOU'RE BLOCKING THE VIEW

Mio is having a lot of fun with these models, that makes me happy

>>63043726
>Open stream
>Angry frustrated Jelly murder
nice

MIORI SUCCULESTA'S BIG BOOBONKAS

>>63045152
>So frustrated she's getting out of breath

I want to become Mio's boobs

[Sad news]
Mio removed her tail because it was misbehaving

It kinda makes me angry when I see people in Mio's chat with

>>63045535
a-anon?

>>63045574
I was gonna say "some other vtuber's avatar" but pressed send too early because I'm dumb

>"Slice them like cheap meat"
>But they're barely even meat, you can't even eat them which means they're useless

My cute eepy girlfriend

Mio is even cuter than usual today

>>63044080
Poor girl was expecting a love story between Arthas and Jaina

>I wanna be spicy but I'm too eepy!

>>63045720
It's all just calories to fuel the engine of optimization that is Jelly's brain

>It's fine, right? You guys like girls who are bad at games, right?

Mio's soft lips...

I love tea kettle Jelly

[Mio news]
She has cute moans

>I wished I screamed cuter
Interesting thought, Mio

IT'S NOT FAIR I WANT TO BE MIO'S FAVORITE DANCING MONKEY CHAT SCHIZO

>>63046813
should've been a grey name and called her a femcel then

mio you femcel
miori you STINKY femcel
HAVE SEX (with me)

>I'm only jealous of your family if you give them stuff I gave to you as a gift
>I wanted you to have it
>I wouldn't even get jealous, I'd just get disappointed and a little upset
>"Who would do that?"
>Surprisingly, a lot of fucking Beerpals

>If you wanted to give them to your family just buy them yourself
Poor Mio, her love is denied constantly.

God Beerpals are hopeless

>Jelly's never done a secret santa
I want to surprise her with an ornate Jellycore abacus

and this woman says she's not high maintenance

PAPALESTA ETERNAL BURNING HATE

Mio mukbang kino is back on the menu, boys

>>63033585
>>63033294
It's called a "wet room" bathroom. Where you can spray water everywhere and it doesn't matter because every surface is waterproof and it has a central drain hole in the middle. That's what japanese bathrooms are like. Western bathrooms only have waterproofing around the shower/tub which is why they need curtains or glass partitions to keep the water from splasing into the non-waterproof drywall/plasterboard walls.

>>63047386
Jelly is for spoiling rotten on Christmas morning

I want to be Mio's meal

JERRY COME TO INGERLUND

>>63045966
The only love story in 3 that matters is between shoulders and armour.

>Go to grab a coffee
>Come back
>Jelly has relapsed into Solitaire
Sasuga

Are we returning to coomer Mio arc?

Lewdtuber Mio would kill millions of unborn children.

someone said the n-word?

>I should free the D

>>63048529

Intern-kun has completely lost it, speaking in tongues now

Nana is just like me

>>63048710
An articulate take on the hard to express feelings when seeing the Celestata's

WHO IS DDOSING JELLY

>800 CCV
I don't usually pay that much attention to her CCV but isn't that like double her usual?

>Coupled with all the other wrist intensive activities I do on my computer
Stop masturbating so much Mio

>>63049011
How quickly they forget...

>Can barely eat because she cant even use her chopsticks most of the time
WE CAN SAVE YOU MIOOOOOOO

>>63049011
yeah, me

>>63049010
At this point I'm convinced that YouTube finally fixed their stupid "feature" that arbitrarily crippled CCV for the past 3 years

>>63048710
Mio has been getting so much better at handling mutuals like this, I'm proud of her

>>63049127
considering everyone i've seen has higher numbers than normal, i'm inclined to agree

>>63049089
I will feed all other Beerpals to Mio

[Good news]
Maria had a good time at ANYC
[Bad news]
She probably got con flu
https://twitter.com/MariaParadisia/status/1726989168549732737

God Mio is adorable, I want to pinch her cheeks and slap her butt

sometimes I wonder if Mio's and beerpals' heavy flirting is a filter for some people

>>63049579
sadly this years con flu will be unlike the others, one of the attendees was a white woman who has the first known human case of that new canine respiratory illness. quarantine measures are being prepared now.

>>63049579
Mawia...

>>63049726
>that new canine respiratory illness
You mean updog?

>>63049807
whats updog?

>>63049837
updog balls

[Mio news]
She wants to hear about your cute dreams about her

>>63049807
There actually is a new canine respiratory illness going around with a high risk of pneumonia, please keep an eye on your dogs if you have them.

>"You're the only vtuber I've ever busted to"
>Let's try to keep it that way ;)
>MOGU DON'T DELETE THAT
kek

>>63050003
She lurk Ami streams

>>63050184
Does busting my nut to madoka (idolmaster) doujin count?

Reposting my list of 5k yen and under skeb artists that draw chub because sharing is caring

https://skeb.jp/@EIKI_F7
https://skeb.jp/@ma_sa_o
https://skeb.jp/@kumano_fun
https://skeb.jp/@0tnc_rider
https://skeb.jp/@kerovision
https://skeb.jp/@ISO_Shino
https://skeb.jp/@29ptya
https://skeb.jp/@mahrr_mm
https://skeb.jp/@trdk42hybs

you would suck Mio's cock, right?

>>63050387
Of course, I love cock

I'm gonna commission art of beerpal sucking Mio's cock

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H OL E

>>63050387
I'd suck a lot of girl's cocks.

Mio is truly a bro with tits

>>63050385
Actually discovered two new artists that I wasn't following already, pretty cool, thank you mr Brosnan

Somebody should tell Mio there is an instrumental for that song considering it's just a We Didn't Start The Fire parody

time to send dick pics to Mio

>>63050553

eepy Mio is just as dangerous as drunk Mio

Ami catalog bait

>>63050741
You're a year late.

Okay Dizzy I understand now, BL is pretty based

>>63050979
is that a parody

>>63050979
I look like that

>>63050979
>Super Seme Sama
Beautiful.

>I woke up this morning and because there wasn't a stream I was a little sad and empty
Mio...

What is going on? She usually only gets this needy when she's drunk

>>63051436
Drunk and sleepy aren't all that different for some people

I have perished, Mio has killed me

>>63051021
Totally https://mangadex.org/title/7abdf565-a5a2-4054-bc80-7429be8192e1/super-seme-sama-to-toki-wo-kakeru-ore

>>63050913
You don't understand, we want all the feminized buckos we can get.

>>63049579
>decides to have fun
>dies
>>63051478
I read once that chronic sleep deprivation is equivalent to being permanently slightly drunk in terms of cognitive ability, on top of all the other bad shit.

>>63051021
>A meta gag manga making fun of old BL tropes
It is pretty funny now that I'm reading it.

>>63051654
Uh who's "we"

>>63051759
Me and at least 4 other buckos

>>63051777
make that 5 other buckos [sexy wink]

>>63051739
I strongly suggested Gakuen Handsome if you haven't seen that yet. The OVA is superior but the "regular" anime is also hilarious. Pointy chin for the win.

>>63051929
>Gakuen Handsome
Looks kino, on the list it goes.

Ain't no way this isn't a Dizzy and Ember collaborative shitpost

Dizzy South Park: Stick of Truth at 3pm
Meru guerrilla possibly at some point

>>63052411
>Mio's stream was a 5:30 am for some people
sometimes I forget how hard some beerpals have it

>>63052411 (me)
>Dizzy South Park: Stick of Truth at 3pm
Scratch that I'm a retard, that's tomorrow, today is member's stream at 5pm

>>63052479
Most of her streams are 4am or earlier for me

Sexy spooder mommy

>Peo got mentioned by Kureiji Ollie in a Twitter space
That fairy is going places, I tell you what.

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME MAKING BREAD SHOW HER TUMMY DURING THE AIRPORT SECURITY CHECK IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH CURSE YOU TSA MAN

[Important Jelly Tweet]
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1726934354436506085

>>63053277
It was probably a random cute girl that asked for bread's tummy you know how weak she is to them...

>>63053277
Yuuna has now been informed that this is not in fact standard procedure.

>>63053517
Jelly really, REALLY doesn't want Starknights partaking in No Nut

I miss Ember... I hope she's feeling better and eating well...

>>63054946
Grandmaember? Grandmember? Grandmane? is taking care of it!

>>63055333
Tummy.

>>63055333
Hag cosplaying a magical girl... So precious...

>>63055333
Did she draw the stomach, or...

>Meru's gonna play Risk of Rain Returns tomorrow
I was hoping somebody would stream this game soon, extremely based imoutowife
https://youtu.be/r23HetwN3fQ

>>63055333
That bucko buckle holding her magical girl skirt in place? Yeah, me

>"Do you really love your oshi if you won't suck her cock?"
Your answer now

>>63056534
Real footage of this bucko on a Friday

>>63055333
You meower! I didn't click the twitter spoiler to ruin the surprise but here I go checking /tsunx/

>>63056729
Mio said so many things she'll regret when she wakes up

>>63055333
I love it

>>63057191
I NEED TO SUCK MIO'S PHALLUS

>>63056729
Cant we just be friends with futa Mio?

>>63057091
The perfect gif for that scenario lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CCDhhD-_Ag
MEWU ON DA TELLY

>>63058905
>Mooruru
Is everyone turning into a cow?

>Two minutes late

Ami is live and playing magical girl games!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW0xAT9n2_4

>>63059843
just a quickie

>>63059843
sorry she was busy making sure I (her husband) got my pre-stream kiss

CUTE OLDER MAGICAL SPIDERGIRL TUMMY

>>63060244
three arms...

[Good News]
Meru plans to "indulge in the glutton" for Thanksgiving.

>spicy members ASMR on schedule
>Nier waiting room full of new apprentice beerpals
these people disgust me

>>63060389
Soon enough they will make her do the t3 only ASMR

hanbver plreas

>>63060389
I want Mio to make money

This better be the JOI ASMR I've been asking for

>>63060388
Excellent

>she is tired, has acid reflux and like Sailor Jupiter the most
>I am tired, have acid reflux and like Sailor Jupiter the most
WE ARE

>>63061170
old

>>63061170
Meant to be together, I ship you two. I don't know who you are or who you are talking about.

Ami is urinating right now

>>63062165
yeah on that anon

Hi Ami stay away from /here/ please I use this place to hornypost.

>>63063328
Hi Ami come /here/ as often as possible please I use this place to hornypost.

>Erasing sheep
Nothing personnel, Lisa...

>>63063367
>>63063328
Hi Ami leave /here/ after marrying me

Ami please don't get too popular...

>>63063416
They hate each-other bros... The rrats were real...

>>63063497
even if she became a four view I believe ami would somehow be able to manage chat and still make streams feel personal

>>63063776
She might have to abandon saying hi so that it doesn't take over an hour

I love Ami

>>63064080
i posted this

Mio loves me

>>63064124
i posted this

Ami is urinating right now

>>63052917
Ollie showed up to one of her holocure streams a while ago & Peo pretty much broke down crying.

>>63064080
>>63064114
i posted these

>>63064196
Yeah on that one bucko

>>63064208
all me

>>63064196
yea on me

>>63064080

>>63064080
>>63064114
>>63064208
>>63064248
It's amazing how long I can get away with posting all of these before the jannies catch me.

>>63064199
Ollie is amazing, she really is a friend to just about everyone

>>63064367
>>63064248
>>63064208
>>63064156
>>63064114
>>63064080
i need to stop drinking and posting. this is getting out of hand.

>>63064080
>>63064114
>>63064124
>>63064156
>>63064208
>>63064367
>>63064553
every posted in this thread is me, the ultimate schizo

>>63064553
Fuck you I drink when I wanna drink who are you my ex wife?
Ami is better than you in every way, she supports me.

So the algorithm really did hit Ami huh?
I'm glad for her.

>>63064672
I am Mi, he is Yu

RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH TUMMY

Impregnating my spidermom who is also a cat as well as a magical girl

>>63064811
Dayum
Thats two streams where I check the count after she mentions it and see she's at slightly above her norm, then 30 minutes later I glance at it again and 100 more people have appeared from the ether
Wonder if its some new algo thing that pushes streams harder after theyve been live for some time

>384 men all poking at squeezing her belly

>>63064811
It's probably a combination of the algorithm catching her a bit and Youtube changing how it counts CCV. Probably also explains Mio's coomer noombers
Her VOD views for dino week are all good/decent but not exceptional (dino edutainment's only at 1.1k), but her crystalis stream yesterday (1.3k) is way better than her previous crystalis stream (0.85k)

>>63065135
I saw multiple greys in chat yesterday all saying how they love crystalis

Meru almost let something slip there.

Mio...

>>63064811
Same but it's kind of bittersweet at the same time and I don't know why
She's probably the one who deserves the algorithms blessing the most

>>63065219
Crystalis really is a cult classic
t.played it back in the day on original hardware

I love this dorky hag so much it's unreal

>Where, you know, like, what, like, where you, like, you know, like, what you know.

>less overwhelming workload than before
>less responsibilities than before
It kinda sounds like Meru is going normie wageslave. I hope she gets some good manager and coworkers at the new day job

>>63065118
Over 400 people watching Ami. s/b over 4000 but I'll take it.

how do we get ami to admit she wants to be an idol

Ami noises.....

>Meru is already planning post-graduation streams before the new year
I knew she wouldn't be able to hold back, it's just like purin

Ami is urinating right now

>>63067280
yea on me

meru beat them with a stick if that's what it takes to get them on stream

He's literally me

>i'm not menhera in a negative way

The more I hear Meru whine about "the weight on [her] shoulders" the more I'm glad she's leaving this space.

>I'm not living in the past anymore
this is good and healthy!
>I want to erase the past
this is... not so healthy yet

>>63067835
Yeah it was definitely hurting her a lot

>>63067746
Well she is definitely good intentioned and never lashes out at people or shit talks or looks down on anyone. So she's not negative to others, only to herself.

>>63067866
>>I'm not living in the past anymore
Can't be healthy for her to constantly lie to herself.

>I open up my heart to people who have malicious intentions
WHO THE FUCK HURT HER I"LL FUGG THEM UP

>>63067219
Is streaming an addiction?

>I'm an open book
You sure are Meru. You've given us enough info to pinpoint which apartment building you live in.

>>63068113
Honestly? Yeah it can be, especially for people who are shut-ins where streaming is their primary form of socializing. You can see it to varying degrees, when they take vacations or forced breaks for health, like Lisa

>>63068250
Please don't.

>>63068113
Only insofar as any form of hobby is escapism, I suppose. Not to say that there's anything wrong with that, I'd get pretty upset if I had to drop my hobbies for an extended period of time for whatever reason.

>Meru rambling about math functions and hyperbolas
She's such a smart girl, smarter than she gives herself credit for

How bad would the chat autism be if she streamed Touhou?

>Meru did roofing ages ago
DIYwife...

>>63068444
I think it would be fine.
While Sonic attracts retards of all ages and RTS games super tryhards, Touhou fans are all goofy old men and fujo hags.

>>63068444
It'd be one of the older ones so I'd assume it would be relatively in check?
Aside from people coming in to ask when shes playing x or y newer game

>>63068444
I feel like Touhou is probably less autistic backseating than sonic because it's much more about reflexes and muscle memory than strategy

>>63036628
Anon, that game came out over 10 years ago.

>Dr. Meru, MD
I have a great amount of affection for you Meru but that thought sends a shiver down my spine.

I was an A kid who became a C and D (EU equivalents) in university, the normie life did a number on me.

I think we've discovered Meru's prime issue this stream.
She's Asian.

>>63049726
>YJK

sex with ami in the idol costume (erotically)

>>63069412
Yuuna is asian
Kallin is asian
Mio is asian
Meru is asian

THEY

ARE

I didnt notice til now but man the squilkers lookin big in this outfit

>>63069478
SLANT-EYED

>>63069522
Excuse you, that's "Silkers" please and thank you!

>>63069522
I meant to type silkers but my brain switcharoo'd me no bully

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>I wanna go back to school to have the accomplishment as a goal in life
>I like learning new things!
>oh god it was so much work it was so much work it was so much work
>I have trouble doing things that I don't wanna do
mewu...

>>63052917
>>63064199
>>63064377
Funny how on the chuuba side, SEA chuubas are the driving force behind unity but on the fan side it's the opposite

Purin being cute on twitter again...

I need to sex my spidermothercatwife

I try to be composed but Ami's soft tummy bursting out of the bucko belt is killing me and I will think about that for a long time

Ami isn't meowing around anymore. shower her with praise and affection NOW.
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1727104594692436194

>Meru is now rambling about what type of guy she likes
Imagine the tangents in an orla/meru/dizzy collab...

>>63070135
>I post this
>meru immediately says she needs to leave soon and starts wrapping up

>>63070135
Another reminder that you will never be Shadow the Hedgehog.

>>63070269
Go fuck yourself anon, I was doing a great job remembering that I'll never be the ultimate lifeform.

>Meru went back to her old art job but as a freelancer
Hopefully it doesn't stress her out as much as before

>>63068561
>fujo hags
For what reason? What's in it for them?

>>63070249
>she needs to leave soon and starts wrapping up
she says that every 10 minutes and keep going

>>63068561
puwin...

>>63070453
He's probably conflating fujoshi and himejoshi but whatever a lot of them are both anyway

>>63070453
Where there's rife fanfiction there are dirty women.

>>63070494
I've seen that one before!

>>63070065
Skeb is calling...

I miss Meru

>>63070097
Any time Ami requests praise, she makes a note in her spreadsheet of which buckos didn't give it.
You don't want a negative mark on your permanent record do you buckos?

>>63070065
>>63070972
>>63050385

New thread
>>63071792
>>63071792
>>63071792