/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

masturbate

Kill the jester

Fondle myself all day.

>>63014724
Make a member's post, saying I don't really feel like streaming today and that I'm just going to potato.
Then I cancel the stream frame.
After that I'd finally go visit a doctor for a medical consultation in order to start the process of finding out what the health issues are, and how to either treat or mitigate them.

>>63014724
Cut all connections with males then try to redeem myself, easy money and I can make gachis happy. Also become a raging lesbian and, since I'll be a woman, collab with my oshi.

>>63014724
Uses that platform to educate people about Zionists' atrocities.

>>63014848
fpbp

>>63014724
>Visit Gura
>Tie her to the bed
>24 hour yuri endurance stream

>>63014724
Eat all the bread I possibly can.

>>63014724
Tweet that my tummy hurts

>>63014724
Say that my tummy hurt so I can't stream. Then, I would bash my head against something until it seriously starts bleeding, that way I would have an excuse for a personality change. Maybe I'd go further to really convince people. It would also be a good excuse to get sympathy money. Sense I'm not gay, I now have the freedom to GFE as hard as possible. Specifically, I would tell my audience that they are also an idol along with me. To really sell the GFE, I would vaguely apologize for everything in the past, saying stuff like sorry if I ever hurt you guy. I would then do teetee with the other Hologirls, cuddle with them, and touch their boobs and butts. That's why I established the audience as an idol too, so that they don't feel cheated, because were all idol girlfriend together. I would bring the other girls on to stream and try to convince them to flirt with the audience along with me. I would collab with the JP girls despite not know Japanese. I would try to get them to speak cute English. Even if it's a little, I'll be satisfied. Lastly, I would play the games I would want to play, such as the Legacy of Goku series, Bionicle games, and Battlefront 2 classic.

>>63014724
masturbate

>>63014848
/thread

>>63014724
Tell gura I was just joking when I rejected her two years ago and have crazy make up sex with her.

Play Command and Conquer Tiberium Dawn and enjoy myself, see if the audience notices I'm acting different.
Throw my gun out the window and watch some druggie run off with it, be pleased that it's probably going to solve a criminal case.
Figure out how to take care of her menagerie of pets.
Enjoy the schaudenfreude as Watson fans have to watch me play long RPGs instead of FPS games and pretend to care.
Create Math Ame. Laugh maniacally every time I solve a math problem on stream.
Go to a police station and learn what actual detectives do then talk about it.
Try to figure out why she hics so much.
I don't have any Ame on my phone, have a Moom.

>>63016337
t-then what?

>>63017068
That's when the fun begins. :)

>>63017068
tummy hort

>>63014724
tweet tummy hort, go play CS

>someone is making a TG thread on /vt/
you fucking fool

i'm in

>>63014724
Cyberpunk 2077 playthrough

>>63014724
Sleep

>>63024444
You quads deserve accknowledgement

>>63014724
Buy a round-trip ticket to Austria, have sex with Kiara, and then fly back.

>>63014724
Finally get the perms for Armored Core. Then masturbate.

>>63014724
Brush my teeth and eat breakfast. Asses the situation: check time and date, location, and see if I have any new or missing memories.

Check my vitals (blood pressure, heart rate, etc). Just to see if anything is wrong or if I should go to the hospital.

Keep a journal of everything.
At the end of the day, try to go to sleep early and hopefully return to my own body.

>>63017068
record members brap ASMR

>>63014724
On such a short notice? Guess it's time to for a Minecraft stream. I dunno what else these girls have infinite perms for.

>>63014724
Make a member's post, saying I don't really feel like streaming today and that I'm just going to potato.
Then I cancel the stream frame.
After that I hop in CSGO and play for the next 12 hours while eating bread

>>63029203
Um it's CS2 now retard!

>>63014724
Masturbate and suckle on my own boobs

>>63014724
Rape Gura's shark pussy.
Rape Kiara's chicken pussy.
Rape Meru's vampire pussy.
Rape Nabi's menhera pussy.
Get raped by Miko's sakura cock.

>>63014724
>You gotta stream something soon!
No I don't lol

>>63014724
masturbate

>>63014724
Actually do this stream for real.

>>63014724
>@Everyone Can you send me a pic of yourselves real quick. I need it for a stream idea.'
Immediately post all Holo faces on Twitter and in a YT vid.
Get fired.
Eat bread.
Die.

>>63014724
have sex with all the holostarsEN boys

>>63014724
stream

>>63014724
Christmas movie watchalongs every weekend till Christmas

Undress in front of a mirror. Search her room for dildos.
Masturbate until I collapse from exhaustion.

>>63014724
Fuck Gura in the ass

>>63014724
Okay I'll return to some old detective games like Martin Mysterie, Scratches, Cosmology of Kyoto and Bladerunner

>>63014724
send nudes in the discord chat

>>63014724
call gura a bitch to her face
fly to japan to slap yagoo
no one would believe that shit

>>63029759
>rape
can't rape if all parties are willing

>>63014724
Wasn't she was supposed to be an english detective? Where the fuck did that gimmick go?

>>63014724
Whatever the fuck I stream today won't really be a problem. I'll just look up the perms sheet and see if there's a weird indie game I can pull out at the last minute. Hopefully Ame hadn't put out a frame yet, and I'll just have to make one with my trash photoshop.
The problem is that I'm Amelia Watson, which implies that I'm no longer me. What the fuck happened? That's what I'll have to solve.
>Look up my personal info, try to get into contact with myself through socials
>Try to log into my online accounts
>If I get in, try to figure out if I've logged into them in the past few days
>Either I come up with nothing or something. If I do come up with something, announce week-long vacation and not visit /vt/ for the next few days
>Go to where I currently live
Okay, this is where it's gonna get complicated. Because either 'I' don't exist anymore, or I swapped places with Ame and she's trapped in my body. If it's the former, I'm fucked because I'll have to hold down my job while holding down Ame's. If it's the latter, I might be able to work something out, a 'you hold my job down, I'll hold down yours' kind of deal.
But if a third thing happens, where I find myself still there, going about my own business, I'll have to start wondering whether or not I'm really 'me' or Ame is just having a very specific mental breakdown

Have my morning period poop then cry in the shower because of something negative Kiara said within the past 3 years

>>63014724
Masturbation stream

>>63014724

>>63014724
Minecraft madness month. A month long of daily micra stream and the entire gens has to join, or else.

>>63014724
Bubba asmr

Every scenario assumes she lives alone, what would you do if you wake up and you have a guy sleeping next to you?

>>63014724
Instantly take a week off and do some research into what "being a woman" entails. I've never had a period before, so I'd like to prepare myself.
Then I'll immediately try to get into contact with every other HoloEN girl to see what they look like irl(and find out their respective relationship statuses)

>>63054710
Well, it depends. Is sexuality purely a MENTAL thing or a BIOLOGICAL thing? Assuming it's completely biological, I'd probably be attracted to men in this scenario, so I'd hope this hypothetical bf isn't a fat fucking SLOB(unless that's what Ame's into, which would mean I am as well)

>>63055797
It should be a mental thing in this scenario

>>63014724
eat bread
tell Bubba he's a good boi

>>63014724
Play Darkest Dungeon on Stygian mode with a ragequit timer

Immediately kill myself.
I’d rather die than spend a minute in the same room as an insufferable cunt like Amelia Watson.

Why be Watson when you can be Lamy?

>>63046660
Christ lad, what job do you have that's so important that you NEED to do it even if your spirit transfers bodies?

masturbate, play with my boobies

>>63014724
Touch myself

>>63014724
Get naked and look in the mirror at my private parts

Tekken. I would become THE Tekken gamer of Hololive. I would hold weekly tournaments where members compete and whoever wins gives me a batsu to do. Every other week there will be tournaments for non-members where the winner wins a sub+batsu for me. After enough people realize how fun Tekken is, I will start hosting tournaments with other hololive members. Maybe before that I'll even train them on and off camera. This was me(ame) can become friends with my coworkers with a common goal and they can later use these skills to win the Time Fist Tournament!

>>63061513(me)
This way*
Also an in game tournament takes like 20-30 minutes. So either I'd hold a bunch per stream or I'd make a whole-ass graphic and do huge tournaments each week like in old Dragon Ball.

>>63014724
Fondle

>>63025374
Make sure she curses at you in German and calls you "MEIN SCHLAMPE"

>>63014724
AME FINISH WONDER YOU COWARD

>>63056990
There's always the possibility that we're switching back. And if we do and I find that I've lost my job, I'm fucked

>>63046660
Hmmm this could be a visual novel not gonna lie...

You've already got the headcanon mindset for it

>>63067574
I suppose, yeah. Either you make it into a 'Kimi no Na wa'-style romantic comedy with multiple endings, or a psychological thriller a la Perfect Blue. There's lots of options.
Option 1:
>(You) go to where you live
>Find Ame trapped in your body
>Wacky hijinks ensues and/or you try to figure out why the body transfer happened in the first place and it turns out Ame wanted to get out of her life so badly that the universe switched her up with literally anyone (in this case, You).
Option 2:
>(You) go to where you live
>Find yourself going about your own business. He's shocked to see that THE Amelia Watson has personally come to his house for... some reason.
>Meanwhile, (You) are confused out of your mind as to what the hell is happening Turns out, it's just Ame having a very bad dissociative episode

>>63014848
Fpbp

>>63046660
This is just your name but with adults with disposable income rather than teens

>>63069804
At least if you swapped with ame. If it’s still you in you and you’re also ame then it’s a tamashii insert situation.

>>63069908
>Tamashii Insert
Another hentai to watch. Thank you for the recommendation, anon.

>>63069908
Reminds me of "Inside Mari"

>>63071548
"Inside Ame" has a nice ring to it, ngl

>>63069073
How would ame know where you live in the second case? If anything she would just be convinced that she is now someone else but she has no idea who, I think this scenario necessitates the first scenario and a lot of masturbation

>>63072692
Easy. You just live in the same area as her, and she's actually been stalking you this entire time. And, yes, there's a lot of masturbation involved. Copious amounts of it, even.

>>63014724
finger myself in front of a webcam while talking to regis altare

>>63014724
Call Gura over and do foreplay asmr. Then turn off the stream and has hot steamy lesbo sex

>>63014724
i would take lots of erotic pictures and videos of her body and then blow my brains out on stream.

In this scenario I may be in her body, but my mind would remain the same. As such, I do the usual: I go to bed and masturbate until I fall asleep, so I don't have to deal with the pain.

>>63014724
Call Kiara and express my undying love for her

>>63061513
That's a very nice delusion, anon.

>>63014848
fpbp

>>63054710
Break up with the guy on the spot, kick him out, then masturbate in peace. After that try to fix holoen probably.

>>63014724
karaoke stream and actually hit the notes