/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I am going to Shiori

https://files.catbox.moe/2eatv6.webm
https://streamable.com/a4a3hf

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoTxTLec1-U
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfTGk06xWjc

I'm Getting Bonked By You【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTsRl8EW3kM&t=10119s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

>No stream on monday
I'm having trouble breating already

Don't open. Horror imminent.

SHIORI A CUTE

I'm proud of my oshi for not burning her house down or cutting off her fingers.

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest, especially when she undercooks meat.

damn it, had to wage slave and just got back. gonna watch the vod already, but how was the wife's cooking, friends?

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

>>62884533
I'd eat it.

私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

I hate me almost as much as Shiori hates me

>>62884633
Given our expectations, it went pretty well, her handcam streams are the best thing hololive has to offer

Oh god you can see her do the double flip here. Shiori why.

https://files.catbox.moe/y7wodm.webm
https://streamable.com/lz7cnj

Don't forget to use protection
https://files.catbox.moe/e5qj3h.webm

>>62884533
almost reminds me of the sweet sundae ramen

>>62884792
https://files.catbox.moe/atqnhq.webm
https://streamable.com/ghmye9

>>62884533
Unironically looks ok if not for the fact that I knew the patty was raw in the middle.

>>62884792 (me, a dumbass)
I fucked up the file name
Don't forget to use protection
https://files.catbox.moe/e5qj3h.webm

>>62884774
cheers anon, i expected as much. i'm going to eat dinner now and pretend it was cooked by shiori

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, rohayhu!

>>62884974
Yeah if you showed me this without any context I'd be like "this is pretty okay for a first try"
Too bad I watched the 3 hour process

>>62884968
Shit, misfired there, my bad.

https://files.catbox.moe/15nkkd.webm
https://streamable.com/434cvb

>>62884533
It looks fine, I would eat it!

>>62885126
Extended Cheese

https://files.catbox.moe/v62ve6.webm
https://streamable.com/bs0vfi

i have a confession guys, i love shiori

she makes my heart feel a little less broken with each passing day

That was definitely one of her best streams yet. God Shiori is such a retard its cute.

>>62885363
Shiori why...

>>62885363
Too big to be soundposted.
Shiori tries to fix her BGM.

https://files.catbox.moe/7rau51.webm
https://streamable.com/b3zqm0

>>62885819
And that's all that were explicitly requested. If anyone has any other requests I'll fill them out, otherwise. Archived. I'll also archive the other webms posted >>62885088 Thanks

https://files.catbox.moe/03gju0.webm
https://streamable.com/p8pzec

And the extended ending as always
https://files.catbox.moe/fnqno9.webm
https://streamable.com/4yj0rk

>>62885363
It looks like a fucking cut of wagyu beef under the disco ball light. Get this woman some help jesus christ.

I really loved that. I really love her.
I LOVE YOU SHIORI

>>62886144
Cheers as always

>>62886144
Thank you anon

>>62886144
thanks soundpost anon

>>62886144
And thanks, I grabbed these too.
>>62881965
>>62882994

It's going to sound silly and quite possibly very autistic but, when I press submit on the rentry for the archive to submit the changes and add the new clips I clap my hands together and give small thanks to Shiori for the wonderful stream. That was a good one tonight.

>>62887453
Anon... thats pretty cute

>>62887453
Cute.

>>62887453
If Shiori were aware of your services I'm sure she'd find it cute.
At the very least I thank you for your services daily.

She ate good. I'm happy.

>>62887797
She reads these threads so she's aware.

>>62887837
DID SHE!?

>>62887453
CUTE!

I love my gourmet burger chef wife

>https://twitter.com/riiyuukii/status/1725972888485003268
where would I find a woman like this irl?

>>62890011
At a cosplay convention obviously.

>>62890011
asian cons

>>62890045
Who do I cosplay to appeal to them besides Hoyoshit?

>>62884533
I respect the effort and the trouble it took to share the experience with us. I would certainly rather she kept making these than get fast food every day.
I just wish her cooking space could be safer.

>>62890170
You're shit out of luck because of spoiler. It's what most women care about these days.

>>62890170
The Meat Tree

Shiori was also extra cute today. I love my Shiorin

>>62884533
I'd eat it. Need mayo though.

Pepper may be a carpet shitter but Salt is a confirmed sexposter after today.

>>62890301
It's over for me bros, go on without me...

>>62890677
I WANT TO BE BETWEEN SHIORI'S THIGHS TOO
THAT SHOULD BE MEEEEE

>>62890170
You already know the answer

Few more.
https://files.catbox.moe/ism8hw.webm
https://streamable.com/ervo9f

>>62891474
https://files.catbox.moe/188qyh.webm
https://streamable.com/y10ht0

Shiori handcam stream and the vod didn't get nuked??? today is a good day

>>62891542
https://files.catbox.moe/71rwkn.webm
https://streamable.com/amkt8g

is she really as much of a trainwreck as she presents? or is it just an act?

That's crazy, the vod is still available in full

>>62891593
https://files.catbox.moe/d5zsaj.webm
https://streamable.com/scxxel

>>62891706
And we made progress today.
https://files.catbox.moe/obfgde.webm
https://streamable.com/s8e0ka

>>62891610
I'd say 50/50. She overplays being a klutz, and she is smarter than she lets on. She does seem to have some type of autism though.

>>62891610
She's worse in ways she doesn't present. She's better in ways she does.

>>62890011
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

She wasn't just cuter than usual. This may be the cutest she's ever been.

shiori is super cute and she makes me smile

She's starting to acknowledge that she isn't hated. That's a step to the right direction.

I'm jerking off to her

>>62893551
I've never done that.

>>62893538

>>62893551
Have some fuel

>>62890170
pretty boys that appeal to fujos/yumejos. so characters like shirtless sephiroth, one of the guys from Free!, or one of the homostars. I hope you're relatively /fit/ anon.

She didn't do her steppies again...

Her social battery is super empty

>>62893709
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
SEX WITH MOMMY AND SHIORI~

Shame I missed the end of the stream, my vods to catch up to increased by 1.

>>62895077
Monday is off, possibly Tuesday too, so you can catch up maybe.

>>62895165
For Tuesday, didn't she say that she will do a Zatsu? Just no exact time yet.

>>62894111
>tfw relatively fit but ugly
I'm NGMI

>>62895232
Maybe, but it depends on what Rissa does. She doesn't want to overlap her birthday. Could be something earlier, could be something later.

>>62895293
You'll be fine with skincare anon! I recommend watching Edwardzo

>>62895165
Yeah, I hope to do that. Listening to her makes wageslaving tolerable, so that's a plus.

https://twitter.com/MinamotoJONNY/status/1726083768308695252

https://twitter.com/rinny_rin2/status/1726057374975398316
I need ponytail Shiori so bad bros you don't even know.

I fell asleep for one hour and a half while watching the stream, and now I'm not sleepy anymore...

>>62895548
IT'S FUCKING RAW, SHIORI.

>>62895548
>WHAT ARE YOU
>An idiot oreo
>AN IDIOT OREO WHAT!?
>An idiot oreo Chef Ramsay

Whoever at Cover made the call to hire Shiori, whatever stars aligned to make her apply. I'm grateful for them. Truly grateful.

did the 2nd Hat in Time stream got edited? I dont see the live chat replay

>>62896929
still there for me

>>62896929
Works on my machine.

>>62896929
Third opinion says it's still okay on my side too

I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

Shiori, your social battery is drained, go to bed and recharge.

>>62898367
Are social batteries real?

>>62898668
The concept is real yes. I'm not autistic or really introverted but even I feel tired after seeing or talking to multiple people a day. After catching up with maybe the 5th person on my contact list I'm about ready to take a break and tell the next person "I'm too busy to talk right now. Catch up soon."

>>62898668
Yeah. Fuck talking to people.

>>62898910
Go to bed Shiori

Alone on a Saturday night yet again...

>>62899329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N1qQHzh6-A

Shiori, if you could soudpost some pianotunes just so I could sleep, it would be very much appreciated. Thanks.

>>62899619

Guys I don't think Chefvella will last long in the business

>>62890011
Shiori told you to play xiv

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>62899766
That Twixxer space probably costed a high amount of good morning audio and short piano bits.

>>62899766
Wait wtf it's the full thing? Based.

>>62900361
I'm fine with that. Her piano tunes were around a minute long and this is a whole hour of them. That's like 60 twitter audio

>>62895548
Cute crying shiori

And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
And sooner or later it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

What does one to do when there's no shiori for 2 whole days?

>>62901882
Do your reps, watch vods, cry,

>>62901882
And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
And sooner or later it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

>>62901882
Cope that the stream for Monday was moved to the double Shiorium Thursday.
Unless Wednesday is back to the usual day off.

>>62901882
You'll probably get a call in dose for nerissa bday.

>>62887837
hittler nigger price

>>62902478
prince*

>>62902478
>>62902517
pardun?

God damn it I think I caught feelings for Shiori...

>>62902611

PRAISE BE TO SHISUS
THANK THE LORD
HALLELUJAH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS
GOD IS GOOD GOD IS GOOD
NOW CAN I GET AN AMEN

>>62902602
hittler nigger prince

>>62902789
You speak like one of those funsize Christian cult leaders who's adept on brainwashing NPCs.

>>62902611
catch these hands

>>62901882
Catch up, do work. [

>>62902954
I think Shiori should do a cult RP stream where she's trying to recruit us by showing us a bunch of miracles and convincing us that it's not our fault and that everything is the will of one and almighty Shisus. Just RP though. RP. Only Roleplay. Not a real one.

>>62903233
I want to attend Shiori's church service at least once.

>>62902954
Too many childhood experiences of my friends dragging me to "youth groups" has made me hate these fuckers. Looking back at it they used some really advanced grooming and manipulation tactics.

>>62903398
Hey anon, we're all just thinking of going down to the lake and you know, having us a good time. We wanted to know if you want to join us. No pressure though anon, no pressure. Just it sure would be great if you were there with us. The lord would want you to come along, splash in the water a bit, just enjoy your life. But if you wanted to stay back, that's cool too, Jesus loves you.

>>62903398
A core memory of my friend group when I'm still being dragged around those small churches was when I rejected the body of Christ in front of the preacher.
Looking back, I thought that was a normal reaction for a rebellious teenager.

>>62903398
Oh man, the ones I knew had shit like the spirit descending upon them once you unlock the special seminar tier.

>>62903398
Reminds me of when I was forced to go to church with my aunt and her family one weekend and I saw one of my classmates there. Thing is she had always introduced another girl at school as her sister, like blood related sister and I just believed that. Then I learned that they weren't sisters at all, and the other girl was the reverend's daughter, and they were just good friends. Always found that weird. They got a bunch of kids, including myself up at the end of service and forced us to eat wheat biscuits dry. I never went back.

>There probably is no God who will punish evil and evildoers

starting a cult that advertises itself as an atheistic "help for ex-Christians/escapees from religion" but really I just coerce members with more fucked up methods to do more fucked up shit

>>62903398
My impression of these youth groups was people only used them to get easy pussy. I mean, if they're that mentally vulnerable to fall for it.

https://twitter.com/alexis7182/status/1726076603162321304

>>62891802
Thanks for the clips anon, cheers!

https://twitter.com/WaterRing2/status/1725784904624136662
Good god

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F_Q-KTgbUAAwTLk?format=jpg&name=medium

>>62904075
That sounds like it would be an interesting story but I’m not a writefag

>>62904075
>>62903233
Sorry guys but Ina already has the tentacult market cornered.

>>62824882
hi

>>62905317
two weeks grace period

Good morning (1pm). My sleep schedule is ruined. But the stream was so worth it.

>>62905556
HELP IT IS A SCARY RUSSIAN IN OUR THREAD

I want to eat the shioburger.

sorry no offense, but why's your wife sound cute, not annoying like before? is it because she's wearing a mask or is that her real voice?

>>62905953
I would
But then I really like raw red meat, even more than cooked one.

>>62906008
She unironically has 4+ voices she goes through depending on which voice in her head is in control.

>>62906008
No body cared who she was before she put on the mask

>>62906010
The only reason you can eat steak rare is because you cook the outside germs. With burgers it's all ground up and mixed in.

I'm in too deep with Shiori... there's no going back now...

>>62906058
Eh I do eat almost undercooked burgers all the time, or straight up raw meat like carpaccio or tartare.

>>62906058
Some people eat raw ground beef.

Reminder that factory made processed ground meat are made up of excess innards and organs from the other meat cuts.

>>62906239
Innards and organs are pretty good though. Heart and tongue are fantastic, liver is fine if cooked properly (eg with onions alla veneziana).
The only innards I don't like is the lung.

>>62906156
>>62906190
Good for you guys then. I've had food poisoning too many times to try and trust that stuff again. Don't think my stomach is strong enough

>>62906239
Eh, better than wasting those.

Just had a dream that Shiori never stopped streaming and showed her taking her gloves off and walked around her room, I could never see her body, just glimpses of stuff but her hands were fully shown. And that was hot as fuck.

>>62907779

We really are returning to the pre-victorian era where a woman showing an inch of skin was enough to make people get boners, aren't we?

Shiori has been promoted from girlfailure to girldisaster.

>>62907872
Is that not a demotion?

I'm too stupid to understand vectors

>>62908412
Are talking about physics, linear math, or programming?

>>62908412
Baby...

>>62907872
I mean, some things should have become clear during the moldy saga, with fruit containers exploding in her fridge or expired milk sitting there for 2 weeks because it wasn't the garbage disposal day yet. Her operating that setup while streaming and not injuring herself in the process is already a win as far as I'm concerned. The burger was not literally poisonous too.

>>62908450
What's the difference?

Shiori was cuter than usual yesterday. I think the con appearance did her some good.

>>62908816
That'll change when she actually meets some people on the meet and greets.

Is she actually ditzy or is it all an act?

>>62908816
she's opening up, I can feel it. it's only a matter of time until the I love you audio and she'll be parasocial to us

>>62909137
>he doesn't know
uhh, should we tell him, guys?

>>62909183
w-what

>>62909137
She has way too much trauma to open up fully.

>>62909137
our only chance for that was in the early days, now she's refusing to use the word ''love'' like crazy...and shes probably right in doing so, we woulld be even more menhera if she was too loving

>>62909249
We need her to experience more trauma, actually

>>62909137
She's a menhera, but she ain't that bad. If she had no friends maybe

She will open up in a drunk and depressed member stream after something serious happens. She's too happy now.

>>62909322
She HATES alcohol brother.

>>62909352
oh alcohol and coffee are no-nos but being a fucked up pervert freak is great huh

>>62909544
she's a repressed christian girl, i would be concerned if she wasn't such a freak

>>62909544
Wow, she is literally me except I have a filter.

I am back after watching my favorite team won LoL worlds

>>62909137
>t's only a matter of time until the I love you audio and she'll be parasocial to us
lmao this dude is not a t4 nobelite

>>62909819
I despise novelites that play LoL

>>62909894
league is fun with friends tho

Shiori Novella

Is my wife.

Rejecting her shitty cooking. Tossing her fresh meal in the trash bin right in front of her.

>>62910017
*shadow bans you*

>>62910096
I hate that she didn't even took it off the filter. Fuck the S Team.

>>62910139
We need to bring it up more, she's not going to notice grey doing it

>>62909894
this is Dota turf

>>62910240
More like doturd

>>62910237
No regular is going to bring it up sadly. You know why.

>>62891293
"This is CNN"?

ETA until new sched drops? Last week was posted earlier than the usual time.

>>62910762
About 2-3 hours in?

Do you lose your heart if you edit the comment?

>>62910870
As far as I know no. What's wrong heart bro?

>>62910870
Try it please. I think they added a policy to combat the edited comment spam tho, not sure what

>>62911015
Just scrolling through the comments. Seeing the people who didn't get one for some reason when she was so generous with it.
>>62911046
No.

>>62911065
why, it's just one heart, do a minor edit or something

>>62911110
okay did on my alt and it does remove it.

>>62911110
>It's just one heart
Anon, do you realize were you are?

>>62911158
makes sense, what about the like?

>>62911257
it was a 0 likes comment.

What are the expected Shiorium dosage for the next 60 hours?

>>62911296
Twitter space. I believe in God Almighty.

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

>>62911182
But anon keep saying that they don't even care if they get a heart anymore, because it's expected at this point

>>62911725
i mean just look, everyone really is getting hearts on the vods. the prompts are the tricky ones.

>>62911774
elaborate on prompts?

>>62911774
Not even, she hearted the stories that completely missed the premise of the New Recruit prompt, so she's giving them out for free at this point, or maybe she's doing it because they are her paypigs. But regardless, the heart economy is crashing quick

>>62911942
The writing prompts Shiori does twice a week. You actually have to try and write something okay-ish to please her. You can easily write a commment about the stream and get a heart on the vod. The writing ones requires more effort from you.
>>62912030
You at least have to try anyway. I'm just measuring the effort here.

Shiori is deliberately inflating the heart bubble as an effort to kill the heartschizo. Stay strong my brothers

>>62912145
Good. I loved how she read all of my schizo rants here.

I will be the last special Novelite left who had never left a comment and never received a heart.

>>62912196
And the only reason you didn't yet is because you're scared of getting addicted.

>>62912235
Or scared of not actually getting a heart after commenting

>>62912145
How would it kill the heartschizos though? They are desperate enough not to care if it's a token heart or not.

>>62912235
>>62912263
Not really, I'm an unfixable chad.
Hearts or not. Friend talk or not. W*fe or not. Kisses or not. I still want to die and nothing else matters.
Though my main reason is I associate commenting with attention whoring. And that's a me problem.

>>62912332
I don't believe that's the reason, so here's a heart anyway.

>>62912374
That's a dick head.

>>62912196
If you never leave your footprint as a Novelite, were you ever truly a Novelite? No one would know about you, there's no record of you any where. You are not a Novelite, you weren't even perceived

>>62912391
You have a very weird dick.

>>62912424
I made Shiori tear up with one question in a member's stream. Is that enough?

>>62912478
Now I will look for you.

>>62912196
Same here. Never commented, never typed in chat. I'm basically a ghost.

>>62912196
I'm not big into social media, but if your oshi likes perceiving the fanbase then why not make an attempt?

>>62912926
nta, but I see it rather pointless. There's thousands of novelites, my actions have no repercussion

I don't understand why God allows pain to exist.

>>62913195
One must imagine novelites doing their best. Besides, thousands don't actively engage. There are usually 100-150 comments under VODs and similar number of replies under writing prompts, half of them being one liners or emoji spam.

>>62913354
Rent free.

>>62912926
slapping that shake out of shiori's hands and calling her a bitch

God is good

>>62913654
at making us miserable

>>62913654
God brainwashed us to believe he is good.

https://youtu.be/3RGEo2Kohb8
I found some Shiori childhood experience lofi beats to listen to while browsing the internet.

I said coding was frustrating earlier, but when you do code and it works and does what you want... gyat DANG!!!!!!!!!

>>62915373
I used to be a dreamer like you in my Year 1 CS.

>>62915440
Or maybe I just write simple banal stuff for now

>>62915453
Let's get back to the grind, brother. I myself just started clearing off the rust on my side after not coding for 10 months.

Coding is only done in FORTRAN. Everything else is just hobby and pastime.

>>62915598
What's that? Some shit you make Fortnite levels in? Lol

>>62915621
One of the three languages of the Old Ones, neonate.

Where do I sign up for the Novelite coding bootcamp?

>>62912478
>making her tear up
Anon...did you speak of the forbidden knowledge...

>>62916153
No. I'm not a S*rb.

Slow thread
Comfy thread

>>62916461
If I wasn't dying and hurt from God knows what, I'd say I had a good day. But I've been dying for a while so comparatively, I had a good day, I guess.

sex

>>62916461
I'm considering going to bed like a normal human AOT's new ending still lives rent free in my head whenever I see or hear Shiori

>>62916551
There will be more good days to come(with Shiori), hand in there shigger
>>62916743
Good night to you shigger
Not sure if the spoiler part is good for you tho

>Shiori’s /here/.
What if Shiori watches us from 4chantuber?
https://youtu.be/H3038ccJryM

>

>4chantuber

I hope God can look past my perversions and see that my ultimate intentions and wishes are pure and kind

>>62912030
Chime in on this new recruit one slightly. It's completely up to interpretation. I remember reading a couple that made it look like she passed an audition, but another perspective is that she could be rehearsing and she passed the rehearsal instead.
t. wrote a rehearsal scenario and got approved but it kinda looks like an audition at the same time.

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>[Lewis Carroll] Alice in Wonderland (108p)

READ ME:
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>>62919151
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUTE

>>62919151
Me on the left.

>>62920886
Kill yourself

>>62920886
She's so cool...

"What matters is the present." - Shiori Novella

After this quote, I have been enlightened not to th*nk about my future anymore. Tears automatically roll down after all when I do. Thank you, Shiori.

>>62921127
Literally me

>>62921795
Shiori is the present.

>>62921127
That entire stream made me a nervous wreck. I think Shiori should not be allowed back in the kitchen....

>>62922791
Counterpoint she keep being allowed to cook and learns how to become the perfect housewife (yeah mine)

>>62917720
I miss audioposter anon. Soundposts are nice, but there was something about the short audio files.

Slow, lazy novelights

There is a prompt.

Get to writing, new prompt up.

What did she mean by this?

>>62924807
Its a follow up from the latest prompt.

Locktober was last month Shiori

Holy shit Shiori really is gonna clap my ass cheeks

>>62924956
Don't drop the soap

Shiori is asking for rape correction.

>>62925276
It's a reverse rape prompt

Heavily tempted to just write a Bladerunner reference for the prompt

>>62925568
What's stopping you?

>>62925620
NTA but people here always dog on goofy prompt replies. I say do it anon, just have fun.

>>62925620
I take myself too seriously to write memey responses or shitpost. It also seems to be the most common type of response that prompts get

>>62925818
I wouldn't hurt to just write what you want... If you don't want to do it on the prompt you could just write it for us then.

Slow thread.
Comfy thread.

It's Sunday.
If anyone is lacking in Shiorium, the following 9 videos from the archive are due to expire. If you would watch them to extend their lives I would be grateful.

https://streamable.com/ds3fsj
https://streamable.com/bkdunt
https://streamable.com/y54c0g
https://streamable.com/blloui
https://streamable.com/e8jhjc
https://streamable.com/ir693x
https://streamable.com/0pbv96
https://streamable.com/z7uz2k
https://streamable.com/xkhixk

>>62917054
Couldn't sleep for long as I had a dream where I was locked up by Nerissa for being too close to A.I Shiori and coincidentally enough the new story prompt involves us being locked up behind bars.

>>62926440
>Beg kiss
She needs to do it again...

I just want mistress Shiori to peg me because I'm easily bulliable

>>62926571
Still waiting for the beg and denial.

>>62884487
Real talk- shiori is so retarded it is sometimes shocking. I feel like IRyS is her only true competitor in that realm, which is why IRyS gets along with but also feels threatened by her friendliness with bae.

>Shiori has a dedicated Taiwanese(?) translator

>>62926843
maybe she's taiwanese

>>62926843
I know she has a Korean one.

>>62926440
>https://streamable.com/ds3fsj
I like this one a lot. I don't think she's done it since but this one does something to me.

>>62926843
I wonder if her dedicated translators ever just give up and say things along the lines of "She's mentioned like 8 Otome games in the last minute, I have no idea what's going on or what she is talking about anymore"

>>62926440
how can i download them?

>>62927182
I've seen a Japanese subbed clip where they give up on the "Oh good god" rant stuff and just have it as "$&@!!?"

Been sleeping all day since coming back from the con yesterday. I just had a dream that Shiori wanted to me to go with her to Nerissa's birthday party and was really clingy. She was also wearing a slingshot bikini for some reason. Am I too far gone?

>>62927275
im jealous, i havent had a shiori themed dream yet

>>62927275
nah. sounds normal.

>>62927275
Yes, but welcome to the club.

>>62927275
You're not too far gone until you have a dream where Shiori is streaming and she tells you she left you a present causing you to wake up and check your phone and she's hearted your comment a minute ago.

>>62927557
What if it wasn't a dream

>fic is too long to fit in a comment under the prompt
Well fuck me sideways

>>62927921
How much did you write... I've noticed some people writing novels lately.

>>62927921
Cut off half of it and add "Then everyone died"

>>62927968
I noticed this too. She already told people once to not make them too long.

The tension, the struggle even, between wanting to stay up late to regain the one last inch of freedom in the night and knowing that not sleeping enough will completely fuck me up for work tomorrow.

>>62927968
Over a thousand words...
I'm unable to write short stuff. If I don't add enough descriptions to what characters are thinking and doing while talking I feel it's too empty. I want to convey more than what they say, but I haven't found a way yet to do it a shorter way

>>62927978
H-How did you know how the fic ends?
jk but it would be fun to pull off something like that


>>62928104
It's over for me...

>>62928104
She didn't say that and some people can't take a hint.

>>62928250
She did. Not because she doesn't like them but because Youtube sometimes eats up long comments or something? Fuck you, I'm not looking for the timestamp.

>>62928250
She did say that. Once in a stream, that it should be between 5 to 7 sentences long

so real talk, would you eat a Shiori piss burger?

>>62928298
>>62928289
She said that longer messages can be caught by YT spam filter but she will go through them and make them public anyway, it just may take time.

>>62928246
I've seen some people put in 500-700, which already seemed too long, but damn man. Could try twixxer or could split it up and comment twice.

>>62928419
Don't make my wife overwork, just post it on twitter or write it short.

>>62928450
Maybe I'll post it on twitter. The prison theme is something I can easily write paragraphs about. I can go on tangents about how it affects people, the morality of what happens inside, how society percieves criminals, and so on. Maybe I strayed too much into a morality thing with this one, which is making me reconsider even posting it. It feels like less of a Shiori fic and more like a rambling on prison systems

Things were better when I was pissed off at Jake. This asshole is obnoxious.

>>62928496
No, I personally try to stick to the paragraph guideline. Just saying that she didn't say to keep it short, and even when she complained about how hearting shit takes a lot of time recently, she went and reassured someone who asked if longer responses are a bother. Shiori is too nice for her own good.

>>62929158
Reminder that this guy is /here/

>>62929158
Some Novelites are so autistic about these prompts, holy shit. Why is it so hard for you guys to just write and have fun?

>>62929256
His heehee hawhaw ban the rest of the alternatives to wife too Shiori was infuriating.

>>62929158
Putting aside the autistic tirade, you could just think of them as separate entities or conjoin them. Shiori created opportunities for people to write a continuation, or they could think of them as isolated prompts. Some people have some haven't. It's been fun to go back and check the last prompt and compare and see who has and connect the dots. This isn't award winning writing, this is all fun.

Is Maurice Lacroix a meme brand?

>>62929472 (me)
Fuck, this isn't /fa/. Don't mind me, shiggers.

>>62929472
>>62929536
/wt/chama...

>>62929158

for someone with “four kids” this guy is such a loser for even making this post on a writing prompt made to inspire people to write for fun. Those supas of his are cringe as fuck too

>>62929472
>>62929536

Even as an anxiety-ridden fuck-up some of the chat messages and supas I see make me feel relatively normal.

>>62929158
This reeks of a pseud trying to inflate his ego.
t. self-accepting retard.

>>62929158
I don't know who I hate more. Christian and his cuck fics or this dude and his crusade against all things fun

And you guys thought jake was bad.

>tfw I ignore chat and supas so I have no idea who these people you guys talk about are

>>62929793
How is Jake bad? Kills on any thrown object is really useful for most of the levels

>>62929796
keep it that way champ.

>>62929793
he got reformed after all the hate, he is also /here/

>>62929796

Everyone is /here/.

I am not /here/

Post the spreadsheet.

>>62929917
Is it weird that my favorite part of this soundclip are her mouse clicks?

>>62929764
I liked those "cuck" fics. I saw them as an expression of pain of fucking up a relationship, and less about "your oshi is being railed by someone else"
I also enjoy bad endings and seeing characters go through misery

This is a shitpost btw. Don't reply.

>>62930098
Hi

Shiori is /here/

>>62930098
Hello there!

>>62930187
>>62930494

>>62930494
General Kenobi

>>62929764
Idk, I saw those stories as more of a "You fucked up so bad that you now have to see this. Don't be a fuck up." sort of deal.
Maybe because I've had break ups over things like that and had to move on or else I'd end up like the dude in his stories. Clinging to something I fucked up on.
The vonkobra guy easily takes it as top faggot retard.

>>62929902
I think a lot of the early cringe has leveled out as people like Jake get into the rhythm of Shiori's streams and don't feel the need to attentionfag as hard. Also we just get used to them after repeated exposure so they feel less annoying. We're just over a hundred days into it so everyone's hitting the comfortable stage of the parasocial relationship.

>>62926440
Just checked on these and they're all good now. Thanks everyone.

>>62930537
>>62930661
Thank you for the reaction I wanted.

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>>62931284
>>62931284

>>62930045
No, I like how she gets excited and start to frantically click the mouse sometimes