/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6286191
Ringo thread, Yeah baby Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

With peace and love with the threat of absolute violence, no more fan mail. Thank you.

Any news on that anon that is trying to artificially replicate Susie's piss?

>>6286481
suisei came to his house personally and piss in his mouth

>>6286647
>Suityan pissed into the piss alchemist mouth to silence him

>>6286647
very blessed

>>6286191
So her entire gimmick is ringo? Kinda boring
>The shark girl
>The war criminal rabbit
>The pottymouth dragon
>The... girl that drinks apple juice

>>6286733
t.newfag

>>6286733
hahahahaha ringo threads were not a mistake and this post proves it

>>6286191
I hate apple juice, it makes my breath stale

I would like to remind people that these posts don't represent hoshiyomis, most hoshiyomis don't lewd her

Piss alchemist doko?

The Second Coming of Piss Alchemist will be glorious.

>>6286733
ringo threads are a blessing

I need suisei to rip my heart out and feed it to me in my last moments

guys please can we keep this thread on topic this time I want to discuss vtubers and orange juice, specifically, why is she associated with ringo juice when she said on holotalk she prefers orenji?

>>6288530
Ringo juice is better for the throat, so Suisei drinks it even if she prefers the taste of orenji.

>>6288990
No

>>6288990
Reminder to lewd Suisei in every thread!

>>6290886
No

>>6290886
noted.

>>6286733
...Ringo is apple juice...?

>>6290886
absolutely based

>>6286647
What a lucky guy

>>6286191
*sips dick*

>>6294939
*unsips dick*

>>6294967
*sips dick*

https://streamable.com/6gvtdj
me when suisei

Do you ever imagine what Suisei would think if she found this thread?

>>6296186
If death isn't like this why even die


hqajv, close enough.

>>6296186
What the actual fuck did I just watch

>>6296186
Imagine this but with Gen 5

ONE
JOKE

I want to force Suisei to drink watermelon juice at the beach all day, watching as she gradually starts fidgeting and her legs start shaking more and more as the day goes by. I want to watch as her eyes nervously dart around, knowing that she can't break her facade by waiting in line for the public toilets near the boardwalk, desperately trying her best not to shove her hand between her legs while eating at a food stall. I want Suisei to whisper in my ear how badly she needs to pee, jokingly telling her to let it out in the water and hope that the other girls don't notice a warm spot forming around them. I want to sneak off to a secluded spot by the rocks with Suisei, telling her I'll keep what she's about to do a secret. I want to burn into my eyes the scene of of the bursting Suisei, frantically squatting in the sand with her bikini bottoms pulled down to her knees as she blesses the ground beneath us with her flood of ringo juice, the sound of her rushing liquid barely masked by the crashing waves. I want to take my dick out of my trunks right in front of Suisei's face as she's still peeing and force her to suck on it as she loses her balance, her now bared ass falling into the damp pit of sand she has created. I want to take Suisei back to our hotel room for lovemaking, only to watch as she jumps into the shower and pees herself through her still damp bottoms, not having fully recovered from the diuretic effects of all the juice she consumed.

>>6297900
if suisei doesnt torture and make me slowly bleed until i am nothing but covered in blood and makes me drink my own semen until i die i dont want to die just yet

>>6296265
Suityan p-please don't get mad, we're only j-just joking haha...

>>6300184

>>6300239
>>6300257

>>6300312

>>6300373
Yeah, haha. It's one big stupid joke haha...You know what would be a bigger joke is for Sui-chan to piss into my mouth. How embarrassing that would be haha.

>>6300312
Joke?

>>6300373

>joke

ha

>>6300452
man it sure would be embarrassing for suisei to piss on the floor and make me drink it on all fours by dragging me there with a chain and as i lick it up she pins me down with her heels and calls me a worthless excuse of a man. It would sure make me flustered if after this she shoved her heels so far up my ass it makes me bleed while i shit for days and when she vomits from the sight she makes me eat up her sick.It sure would be a funny prank to pull on me if she fed me sleeping pills and did nothing but rape me and use me as her dildo until I either die from exhaustion or wake up in a pile of sweat. haha

Someone post the long car ride with Suisei story

>>6300813
That's one extreme joke my dude lol, I'm more into harmless funny heehee's like drinking Suityan's ringo straight from the tap whenever she needs to go number 1 haha.

>>6296186
Why do I get turned on by the thought of doing shit like this?

Is there some fucked up psychology behind it?

>>6300312
I mean, it WOULD be pretty funny if Ayame let out a loud, wet fart on stream. It would be Comedy Gold if she then proceeded to leave the room in the middle of playing a game. It would be ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS if she returned around 5 minutes later, mumbling something about how it "won't clean off" and how she'll "deal with it later instead." Just the absolute funniest thing in vtuber history. Comedic and nothing else, yep

>>6300927
eh, i like my suisei jokes extreme and harmful to me like suisei force feeding me ringo joice mixed with her pee. Like suisei farting right into my face and forcing me to breathe only her gas for some time until I almost die from suffocation

ITT: Suishit fans' "comedy".

>>6302001
>Suishit fans' "comedy".
Please, don't group me with these retards. They are a minority. I hate this ringo juice thing

>>6302001
It’s not comedy. It’s a euphemistic fetish thread.

>>6296186
YAGOO’s Market

>>6302001
it ain't comedy, it's a form of art and degeneracy

>>6287886
Cope
Horniyomis make up at least half of the hoshiyomis and you cannot deny this

What is with this fucking suisei piss obsession?!

>>6303185
Suisei is the (unfortunate) mascot of these threads, but you can discuss any chuuba you like here

>>6302844

Nope, that peak forever ago

>>6303185
What isn't with it at this point. So far my cum isn't mixed with it but that can change with time

>>6303185
Like >>6303322 said, Suisei just serves as a convenient signal for the topic as a whole, because her "idols don't use the toilet" shtick makes her an attractive prospect to see peeing, plus the association between ringo and pee.

>>6296186
I swore that said yagoo for a minute

>>6300184
>letting her find a place to pee
>not stalling her as long as possible until she loses control in front of all the other holos

How much do you reckon you to pay them to do a toilet asmr stream? I reckon marine would be nice to listen too. >>6298795
A man die of yellow fever

>>6303076
Yes I can. The persistence with which hornyposting about Suisei occurs and gets followed up by messages in various threads decrying the hoshiyomi as degenerates is easily interpretable as a false flag operation by jealous shitposters unable to find an angle in the prefect, pristine and unbaitable facade that is their purely platonic love for Suisei. And no, there is no degenerates tagging along thinking they are in good company, they're all shitposters degrading themselves in their eternal seething towards the perfect being and her followers created as a reflection of their oshi. Especially the alchemist, who is probably (you), writhing in misery and regret, trying desperately to make the sacrifice worth something, anything, by your repeated attempts to dent the impeccable image of the hoshiyomi.

>>6304213

Do better copypasta Suishitters

>>6286733
Try watching hololive sometime.

>>6304322

Fuck no. Fuck that shit lol

>>6304048
Unfortunately management would get in the way even if there was enough money to make it worthwhile. The most you can hope for (at least from a large company) is either someone like Marine or Coco who disregards the standards or a Mori situation where the girl didn't mean to expose herself.

>>6304773
Eh, mori situation? Don't follow the en girls, what happened

>>6303076
You wish. At least you freaks wouldn't be alone in this thread, hoshiyomis are the most respectful fanbase of any chuuba regarding lewd or degenerate things

>>6305073
The fact that suisei is the piss mascot begs to differ

>>6304990
Mori left her mic on when she went to take a shit.

>>6306180
Got a link by any chance?

>>6306100
This is not because of hoshiyomis, I can assure you that. Someone thought it was funny to use Suisei for these threads because of the ringo juice and nobody said anything and now people think that hoshiyomis are degenerates when it's obvious falseflaggers

>>6304213
based

>>6306249
Original clip: https://streamable.com/ca79ai
Enhanced audio: https://streamable.com/agjdr3

>>6307599
>the detailed description on what she is doing
my fucking sides

>>6307599
I don't even know what to say to this

>>6296265
Something something walking garbage.

>>6307898
dont say anything, just jerk off

>>6307599
I wonder if mori has seen that video

I want Subaru's deep fried butter chocolate!

>>6314284
>Mori finding that video
>Shlicks to the humiliation if it being revealed

Why do you guys use Suisei for these threads? She's an idol who doesn't go to the bathroom.

>>6307599
the crusty sounding music really pulls this together.

>>6286191
That's a lot of ringo to be drinking right before your concert Sui-chan...

>>6320197
this better?

>>6320224
There's nothing wrong with drinking that much ringo, even before a concert. Surely Sui-chan's bladder can hold out until the show is over.

>>6320951
I switched it's contents with asparagus juice.

>>6320951
ive had 2 plates of indian curry before a recital before so im sure she'll be fine.

>>6304213
Anon, idk about all that, I'm not even a hoshiyomi, I just get off to Suisei every so often.
At least our fanbase have been convincing each other that our oshi is pure sex.
t. 35p

>>6286191
Saving this thread

>>6327213
The difference is that Suisei doesn't approve those things. She knows that they'll exist but she does all in her power to stop being seen erotic. These threads have Suisei as mascot because of falseflaggers and people larping as hoshiyomis but they are clearly not hoshiyomis, at least not all of them

>>6286191
What's this bitch problem?

>>6316701
Same here, I want to see some duck chocolate, especially after that cooking stream.

>>6334058
She likes ringo juice and for some reason people made that a piss fetish. I have no problem with the fetish but Suisei or hoshiyomis, at least not the majority, have nothing to do with this.

>>6335612
>for some reason
If I recall correctly, it's because Suisei insists that idols don't use the toilet, and never admits to taking a bathroom break. It's the classic forbidden fruit appeal.

Kiara lurks in /vt/ confirmed

>>6314284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uunytDmnJg
Look at her pinned comment.

>>6341161
That question has been there since the start. It was entertaining seeing Matsuri say she likes ringo juice though, given her background.

>>6341161
I mean, she does, but not for the pic you posted

I bet Matsuri wants to drink Suisei's ringo juice.

>>6347609
dont we all

i mean it's gotta have some sort of drug to make her voice go on for that long

>>6339333
trips of truth
>>6342222
checked

What do you guys think of Niji ringo?

>>6349861
Hoshikawa...

>>6324336
Imagine Suisei eating two plates of extra spicy curry with some mexican meat lover burritos, then accidentally sitting on your face and losing control of certain muscles from the surprise.

Everything is fine in the Holohouse, until one day tragedy strikes. Coco was getting up to empty our her pee cup during a toilet RTA, when she suddenly got a phone call. She placed the cup on the counter to answer the call, and forgot to dump it out. Meanwhile, Suisei was on her way to the kitchen for a drink when she saw the cup and thought it was a delicious cup of ringo juice. Thinking it was a gift from Kanata, she drank it down in one gulp. Coco arrived in horror to find the cup empty, and when she tried to explain what happened to Suisei she just began to scream loudly and the two began to fight. Meanwhile in her room Kanata wondered why today was so quiet and uneventful.

>>6349861
I will drink the Mito piss. ONCE.

>>6286733
>>6304639

>>6296186
i-is he fucking dead?

>>6350225
Imagine if she had an endurance stream immediately afterwards. Maybe even a horror game stream with a lot of jumpscares.

Nijisanji EN are celebrating 100k subscribers by eating spicy noodles.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=--X172GnwWM

>>6358538
of all the threads to read, why did they choose this one?

>>6358538
Dubs and something happens

STOP DRINKING PEE IT'S DISGUSTING. YOU DISGUST ME. IT IS NOT FOR CONSUMPTION. FUCK YOU. PEE IS BAD.

>>6350637
what is cocos ringo juice like?

>>6359896
It tastes like orange soda

>>6359896
Intense and overpowering according to the chart which I'm going to update as soon as Irys debuts.

>>6361405
so soon? what are your theories about irys' piss?

>>6361494
I'll wait until the debut is done, but I think we can infer it from her general demeanor and anything she mentions about diet.

>>6361828
Nice keep us posted

>>6361828
what does dorky nephilim piss taste like

>>6365261
>>6377573
She doesn't have any diet restrictions (aside from hating celery), so that doesn't tell us anything about her taste. Going by her lore of bringing hope, I think her piss would taste sweet and refreshing. With her form changing depending on emotions, the taste could become more harsh when she gets sad or angry. Also, she talked about being able to cry literal waterfalls when she gets sad and I choose to assume the same is true of her bladder.

>>6378437
Imagine Irys peeing multiple gallons. How unfortunate that it would be too much for anyone to drink.

>>6296186
RIP in Piss literally.