/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>62846604
Glad to see Fauna ASMR schizo is back. How've you been Anon?

I don't listen to ASMR aside from rare Holo streams (just because Holo) but Fauna always seemed to be shockingly bad at it for how it's supposedly her niche. I don't even get the meme tingles so it's hard for me to judge but it didn't even sound relaxing or soothing.
Also I remember people saying in the debut year that she didn't even have THAT asmr mic? The fuck, lmao.

>>62846604
Post your channel then, totallynotthe500subsvtuber. I want to add it to my blacklist

>>62846604
Everyone is better than Fauna. Her ASMR is mid as fuck and even Mumei trumps her.

Fauna ASMR sucks ass, only retards like saplings watch that shit

>>62846788
>shockingly bad
I don't know how much is due to set-up vs. technique, but yeah, when you can listen to any random 0-view ASMR on youtube and get audibly better quality than Fauna, that makes Fauna *below*-average.
>THAT asmr mic
It's a $10 000 mic, hardly affordable for an indie.

>>62846788
Any woman that puts KU100 in the title should be avoided. They have no fucking clue how retarded they look. The whole point of that expensive mic (which it's still shit at btw) is to simulate how sound bounces around your head and torso which shapes the sound. By rubbing and scratching it directly you're completely bypassing it's original intention and it's no better than using a 3dio with a compressor and eq. They're paying all that money for nothing and think it will solve everything.

>>62846604
It feels better when it's from a creator you like

>>62846604
numbers = quality, retard

She's pretty unremarkable at it. I'm sure it's not helped by the fact she rarely does it anymore.

Some vtubers do it every week and are quite dedicated to the "craft". Those who get a lot of practice and experimentation can get their technique and setup dialled in but I'm not sure Fauna does it often enough for that.

>>62847250
Be smart chuuba:
>Say you need donations for a KU100
>Mess with the EQ settings for your 3dio
>Keep the money

Be retarded chuuba:
>Say you need donations for a KU100
>Actually buy a KU100
>Don't even know what EQ is

It's impossible talk about the quality of ASMR content when half the people focus on whether it actually gave them ASMRs, and the others focus on how good it made their heart and/or dick feel.

>>62847389
>I'm sure it's not helped by the fact she rarely does it anymore.
Good. ASMRfags are the worst and any VTuber with any amount of self respect should do their best to rid them from the audience.

>>62846604
>hello *hehe* saplings *hehe* how *hehe* are *hehe* you *hehe*

her ASMR fucking sucks

>>62847524
I have never seen anybody on this board talk about "good" or "bad" ASMR that didn't just boil down to OMG MY DICK IS GOING TO EXPLODE. This is clearly a sex thing and attempts to legitimize it are really funny.

>>62847906
Patra my love

Fauna's asmr's are incredibly boring but her streams are kino.

>>62847250
It's frustrating how many vtubers seemingly don't realise (or don't care) that good binaural ASMR audio is 90% setup. I've heard 3Dios sound immaculate and KU100s sound like shit.

>>62847680
>hello *bzzzzzzzzzzzzz* hehe *brrrrlllrlbrlblrlbrlb* saplings *THUD THUD THUD THUD*
>*30 seconds of muted mic*
>how *ebrbrbrbrbrbrbr* are *ee-ooo-ee-ooo* you *VROOOOOOOOOOOOM*

>>62847835
>I have never seen anybody on this board talk about "good" or "bad" ASMR that didn't just boil down to OMG MY DICK IS GOING TO EXPLODE.
See >>62847250 or >>62847134 or >>62847511

>>62848035
What's strange is the Japanese whores (vtuber or cosplay camwhores) on youtube have mid-great audio. I often listen to their stuff just for the ASMR and the slutty shit is a bonus. I don't think I've ever seen a white woman with good audio.

>>62848265
Ask them to post an example of a good ASMR.

>>62848389
can you give me some recommendations anon?

>>62847250
They do it because the YouTube algorithm pushes their streams more if they do.

>>62848389
>I often listen to their stuff just for the ASMR and the slutty shit is a bonus
And see this is what I always have trouble believing. "I read H-doujins for the plot"-tier. I find it very telling that every single example of "good" ASMR this board talks about is just this.

>>62847835
I won't tell you that you're wrong because that's clearly what it is for a lot of people (especially on this board). But I will say once you're in the ASMR rabbit hole you do find a large breadth of more innocent content outside of the earlick slutfest.

Nene Amano ASMR is 100 times better anything any holo could deliver.

>>62847835
>OMG MY DICK IS GOING TO EXPLODE
90% of Hololive ASMR has 0 sex appeal and I still enjoy it, I don't even view the girls who eat the mic as something sexual, it's just a nice sound.

>>62848409
>>62848521

>>62847906 (Patra), Noel, Haachama and >>62848389 if we're talking about vtubers. There's an ASMR general /here/ that has a huge list of JP whores with good audio.

If you want some personal recommendations check out these:
https://www.youtube.com/@ASMRBakery/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@NoFancyASMR/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@LatteASMR/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@HatomugiASMR/videos

Nigga if I want quality i watch zeitgeist asmr. i listen to fauna asmr because she is my mom. now fuck off and shut the fuck up.

>>62848734
I find her a bit hit and miss. She's decent when everything is working properly but she could do with dialling her setup in a bit better and doing some different triggers.

She tends to blow her mic out fairly often and just does the same whispering/oil massage/heartbeat/ear cleaning programme every stream.

>>62847835
Good asmr is out ther ebut its overtaken by just gfe type things.

Here is a good one i like
https://youtu.be/vrSXo4tdQEI

>>62846604
Yeah but Fauna's voice isnt in other ASMR videos and streams, and thats all I care about

>>62849021
>>62849218
>i listen to fauna asmr because she is my mom
>Yeah but Fauna's voice isnt in other ASMR videos and streams, and thats all I care about
That's the problem with vtubers, it's all cute girls who produce mid af content.

*burps right down the mic then makes you cum a few minutes later*

>>62846604
Fauna is very mediocre in terms of ASMR in general, she's just EN baby's first ASMR.

>>62849294
sounds like a (you) problem my guy

>>62848806
>Noel

>>62848806
thanks anon

>>62849373
the true slag gf experience...

>>62846604
I listen to Fauna's ASMR for her voice / whispers. Combined with the KU100 it's damn good quality.

When she does other ASMR stuff yeah it's pretty subpar.

>>62849402
At least I can console myself by laughing at fags like you.

>>62849373
Did she ever re-materialise with the new agency she promised? I enjoyed her stuff.

>>62849466
Show me a better vtuber ASMR than this collab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9iJKmQvR18&t=1045s

I love Fauna but her ASMR is her only content I actively avoid. It's so shit. Even Mumei's amateurish shit from the other day was way better.

>>62849541
>Combined with the KU100 it's damn good quality.
Be honest, do you listen to ASMR outside Hololive?

>>62846850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er8BN7POOJw

>>62849646
Coming soon tm

>>62849646
She's unironically scouting for sweet and honest whores. There's a huge gap in the market for it on the EN side. Basically a bunch of EN Chocos.

>>62849975
>She's unironically scouting for sweet and honest whores.
Godspeed but I don't think she'll succeed in finding something so rare in the EN market.

>>62850034
She's been around for years and has a huge networking circle. There are literally two ENs in Hololive she knows and has worked with to put it into perspective. She'll find her whores.

>>62846604
Yeah, Fauna might have some good numbers, but in this completely subjective medium where my opinion reigns supreme she's nothing but a poser. I've seen two views with better ASMR.

Yeah, her ASMR is average at best. The problem is that I remember her saying she doesn't get trigger from ASMR or something. How can you make a good ASMR when you don't even know what's making it good in the first place. I treat her ASMR content kinda like lofi, just something chill to listen to.

>>62850134
I know one's Fauna but who's the other one?

>>62848806
>asmrbakery
>expecting well shot good quality videos of bread making and other BAKERY things
>it's some thot rubbing the mic and tapping her fingers and doing random shit
for fucks sakes

>>62850390
It's me.

>>62850390
A new EN with an equally schizo sapling-leaning fanbase.

>>62846604
I think the problem is that Fauna can't actually feel ASMR tingles herself and anyone who can't doesn't fully understand how to make good ASMR even if she has a nice voice. Vtuber ASMR in general seems to miss the point entirely often and is more in line with the trend of ASMR content just being coomerbait instead of what it was originally meant to be.
The only hololive member whose ASMR I regularly watch is Mori. She unironically has the best grasp on what actually makes good ASMR and something about her voice or mic settings or something gives me insane tingles. The only problem with her is that she is incapable of taking it seriously half the time and will randomly put in a cursed segment where she pretends to strangle you to death or something, but the streams where she does it properly are very good and I listen to them often to sleep.

>>62850572
Can you link the good ones?

>>62848409
>>62848521
If we're talking vtubers I could recommend Ayamy (Mel's mama), Nekono Yukinon, Rene Ryugasaki, Meloco. 3DPD probably Glow, blue katie (a recent good one is a face tracing vid), Gibi (older stuff, haven't watched newer stuff). Hell, even as a joke Pomu's southern belle hair salon "asmr" was decent.

>>62850572
This. I think why Mori is unironically good at it is because she's in the music biz and she probably has an ear for it.

>>62850405
Each channel I listed specializes in one genre of ASMR. It's hard to find one that's good at everything. Something Bakery does which is good is she plays around with microphone placement and polar patterns, which can create cool stereo effects. Something you can't do with a KU100 for example.

>>62846604
Anyone is better than that whore at ASMR, don't let cucklings fool you.

>>62846604
Most ASMR vtubers are better

>>62849373
god i miss her so much
no other whoretuber made me nut so hard

>>62849652
Just about every single 2view ASMRtuber. Noel is overrated as fuck.

>>62850572
Mori ASMR is good, the only thing that ruins it for me is how much fan noise there is in the background.

Friendly reminder that there's a Haachama member ASMR from 2+ years ago that someone archived and uploaded where she fingers herself. You'll know the one when you find it because of the comments.

Listen to Miyadi

>>62848409
Modern ASMR is just coomer shit and 99% of vtuber ASMR is just gfe. Heather Feather was the GOAT, and if you watch her vids they are not at all sexual. Back at that time most ASMR videos were just a handcam stream of someone crumpling plastic bags or scratching on random shit without much talking at all. These days there are still some youtubers making good traditional ASMR like Gibi and FastASMR but Heather was still the best of all time.

>Faunas ASMR is bad!
>why?
>i-it just i-is!!!!

Trolling used to mean something

>>62851096
>Friendly reminder that there's a Haachama member ASMR from 2+ years ago that someone archived and uploaded where she fingers herself.
Don't give people false hopes anon, she was just playing with lotion.

>>62851265
you don't listen to others and it's mid at best.

>>62851265
Just listen to it, it should be obvious

>>62846604
500k subs? Millie Parfait?

>>62851265
>This piece of poop tastes like shit!
>why?
>i-it just d-does!!!!

This is how you sound

>>62851123
listening to a heartbeat right now. nice recommend.

>>62850572
>unironically has the best grasp on what actually makes good ASMR
Subjective, good for you not for others.
For me, Choco has the best in Holo.

>>62851499
It's not that one. She's doing is slowly and gently and doesn't put the mic to it. She goes quiet for a while and gets a little shy but doesn't cum from it. She was just horny and was messing around for a bit for it was basically a countdown JOI ASMR anyway.

>>62846604
it's not like Fauna is the best ASMR chuuba there is. She is still good and others are both better and worse then her.

>>62850665
>Meloco
Her hair-washing ASMRs are my absolute favourite.

>>62851684
Choco was ahead of her time with this ASMR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vOimsaTWI&t=330s

>>62851699
Impossible, she's coomer baited ironically far too many times for anything like that to be genuine.

>>62850648
https://www.youtube.com/live/CP7Ao2W68Hk from 1:05:40 is the best part
>>62850771
And she actually listens to ASMR herself too so she knows what's good
>>62851081
I wish she took it more seriously, if she made a proper set up and didn't meme so much she would unironically be really good

I'm just going to put it out there but not a single one of these examples posted has convinced me that VTuber ASMR is anything other than heart/bonerbait.

>>62851684
Choco is cool but her ASMR is too coomer for me

>>62850572
Most asmr just sucks ass nowdays, zero understanding of the craft and its coomer stuff which i appreciate but its not asmr.

>>62849652
Sorry dude but that's bad, that's a terrible sound. You should not he touching the mic like that. Old asmr artist were about way more than that stuff, nowdays touching the mic is 90% of asmr which sucks because it sounds horrible regardless of mic quality. Better sounds are wood or playing with water, maybe lotion on hands. Scratching the mic is at the bottom of the list.

>>62852264
99% is you're correct. It's ASMR for vtuber fans not a vtuber for ASMR fans. Most good ASMR is fleshtubers. The visuals of seeing them do the triggers are also important.

>>62849975
She's not gonna find it, in the west being lewd just being a loud party girl that probably does drugs. That's the only lewd that really exist. Just completely different cultures.

>>62852115
>I wish she took it more seriously, if she made a proper set up and didn't meme so much she would unironically be really good
I remember her very first time she couldn't figure out the settings and it was a disaster. Then i came back months later and it was legit. i think the one where she's playing with water (in a "pool") was when i noticed she might have potential.

>>62852264
The worst part is actual asmr sucks ass at the gfe part but vtuber asmr sucks ass the asmr part.

>>62851081
Mori asmr could be great but she always does this stupid shit were she screams randomly in the video. I remember almost falling sleep to one of her asmr videos and she woke me up by screaming mid stream.

>>62852595

>>62846604
The best thing I've heard from holoEN in terms of ASMR was that Ina drawing stream with an ASMR mic, she did that pretty early on iirc. Has she ever done something like it again? It was mostly soothing chatting, pen scratching against the tablet and resting our "head" against her thighs with some head massages.
It sounds super tame on paper, but it felt really nice.

>>62846604
Fauna is not a very good streamer in general. I don't know why people watch her, she's more boring than Mumei and she says we shouldn't be friends.

>>62846604
Is this one of those threads where "thing is better because unpopular" hipster shite?

>>62853537
She's not the worst but she definitely doesn't deserve the #1 spot in EN. Overrated as hell but this board loves her for some reason.

>>62853457
>Has she ever done something like it again?
No

ASMR is the future of vtubing.

>>62853586
No, Fauna is infamous for getting huge numbers on her shit ASMR, something she somehow has years of experience with and saplings like you are desperately trying to cope that their oshi literally, and I mean LITERALLY, has no skills. Seriously, apart from a meme answer like making your dick hard, list me a single notable skill she has that sets her apart and makes her deserving of the numbers she gets. Anything you say someone else in her gen can probably do just as well. She's fucking shit and boring.

>>62854079
Based Wuffian

>>62847250
The best ASMR content was recorded through wired apple earbuds. I will die on this hill.

Jakartan...

All ASMR is shit, though. All of it.
Anyone pretending otherwise is an in-denial stalker.

>>62854079
She's (kinda) good at games so watching her play games isn't painful. She appreciates her fans and doesn't talk down to them. She's quick witted and has good knowledge of memes and internet culture so she appeals to terminally online folks like the ones who use this site, and her voice is pleasant to listen too. Her ASMR is crap though, I'll give you that.

>>62855598
I've never stalked Glow or gibi though?

>>62853652
>Men are easy, just be nice to them.

>>62851575
unironically, she actually does good asmr. the way the end of her kisses pop is a nice tingle.

>>62846604
Fauna doesn't even have the best ASMR in EN

>>62855784
>She's (kinda) good at games
Jesus fucking christ.
That's like calling a wheelchair-bound paralympic athlete a good jumper.

>>62855784
>She's (kinda) good at games so watching her play games isn't painful
True but not a skill
>She appreciates her fans and doesn't talk down to them
You're literally fucking with me at this point.
>She's quick witted and has good knowledge of memes and internet culture so she appeals to terminally online folks like the ones who use this site
Same can be said about Mumei
>her voice is pleasant to listen too
Not a skill and IRyS and Kronii have nice voices

>>62853537
She's a very good "lego talk" youtuber, which isn't surprising considering she used to watch yogscast who were the kings of it at their peak.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=12m&v=FhkCK9ElqEc

Why did a thread about ASMR devolve into unrelated schizo bullshit about an extremely inoffensive streamer? Even people who hate Hololive as a whole usually don't have anything to say about Fauna.

>>62856314
Wow, so you're telling me she's got the strengths of Mumei, IRyS, and Kronii all in one package? Damn, that's pretty impressive.

>>62846604
Lots of people are better than Fauna at ASMR, you fucking retard
Do you really think they hired her because she was the absolute best ASMRtist in all of vtubing?

>>62856775
>Mumei is one of the best singers in EN and can draw
>IRyS is one of the best singers in the company
>Kronii is a pathetic piece of shit so I'll give you that

>>62856562
tags: 4chan

>>62852272
For some yeah, personally I find it extremely relaxing. If I ever wanna jerk off to asmr I go to japanasmr dot com

>>62847250
It's to get clicks, most people don't even have the proper audio gear to notice the difference from a 3Dio or ku100

STAX chads where we at

>>62856562
The OP was literally a shitpost attacking Fauna. This was never an asmr thread.

>>62856562
Welcome to a catalog bait thread.

>>62856562
>extremely inoffensive streamer
>tells the people who pay her bills for doing the easiest job in the world that she doesn't consider them friends, even though she's spent 2 years with them for many hours every week talking intimately and bantering like a friend would, whispering in their ears and thinking her fans are actual schizo lonely retards who literally think of her as an irl friend that need to grow up

>>62857933
do people here unironically consider a person they've never met or even talked to their "friend"? like, are all of pewdiepie's 111mil subs his "friends"

>>62846604
Welcome to the realization that being a corporate vtuber doesn't mean top quality content. There's also currently a fuckton of indies (male and female) that are far more entertaining than most corporate vtubers too. I'm not saying there can't be good ones in the corpo world, just that they try less since they get carried by the brand and company logo.

>>62857933
What she said isn\t wrong at all. You must have zero friends to get offended by it. No, a streamer and idol is NOT a friend.

>>62854616
this nigga spittin

>>62857933
Holy shit was this a stealth Jakartan thread the whole time.

>>62858088
>like, are all of pewdiepie's 111mil subs his "friends"

>>62858298
damn, 4chan schizos are like this?

>>62857933
Babski go take your risperidone

>>62858088
>>62858102
I'm not even a sapling. I'm not offended by her saying we can't be friends because that makes sense. Her saying we shouldn't be friends is offensive to my character, or what she assumes my character to be. Fucking bitch. I probably height, face and gym mog her.

>>62857933
Oh okay so you're a retard. You are not any Holo's friend. Hell anyone not named Bijou won't even remember your name unless you're one of the regular paypigs.

>>62858488
No kidding, shes a frail vegan woman you can probably break her bones with a decent punch.

>>62858102
It wasn't about being right or wrong, it's the fact she said it and broke immersion over SC bait. There's a reason why no one else in EN has made the same statement to their fans, even though they probably all feel the same way. Imagine watching an anime and 3/4 of the way through they break the 4th wall and say 'oh btw, the voice you're hearing right now, I'm the VA behind the character and I'm ____ _____. The character you were just listening to is exactly that, a character, this isn't real and you're using this purely as escapism and entertainment so you shouldn't take it so seriously. Anyway, back to the episode'

>>62858488
what's your character?

Because Fauna fucking sucks at ASMR, in fact, many vtubers regardless of the company they work for, are complete shit at the thing they claim to be good at.

>>62858641
I agree it;s not something she should dignify with a response, but its hardly something to be upset about for a long time.

>>62853537
She's a great streamer, she has a female northernlion kind of vibe. Her ASMR content is mid but her gaming content is the best in EN. Actually is decent at learning new games and bantering.

>>62858739
see >>62858298

>>62858739
He has been seething about this nonstop for 6 months. Before it, they were writing essays about her being a vegan. Before that, it was essays about when she said "ghosts aren't real" after that one horror game collab. They don't care. They will continue to do this until the end of time. The reason why they're stuck on this is because they have literally nothing else. It's why every single Fauna schizo runs down the same three points: vegan, pseud, friends.

>>62858704
It doesn't matter. If she negatively assumes the character of her viewers she's a bitch.

>>62858910
cuckling cope
>As "Fauna" and "saplings", we cannot be friends, or, we should not be friends
>I think I try to be myself on stream but you know, if we were friends we might have disagreements, who knows
>there might be things that you would be like, like maybe, the fact that I made 10 servings of curries and you don't eat leftovers is irreconcilable
>Because I want to show you guys only the best side of myself you know
>I think that's best, because I don't want to bring your guys moods down, by showing you, like, a non positive side of me, you know. But I think for friends its important to open up, show them more of you if you want to be really close
>Anyway there's my deep talk, I answered it as honestly as I could, I am happy to be here, and entertain you guys and hang out and its fun
>Put yourselves #1 always.
>I'm just some silly streamer on the internet.
>And I will not be happy if you're neglecting yourselves
>No you wont? *laughs* You must, you must.
>Please take care of yourselves.

>>62858910
You're forgetting she also has no skills and is objectively bad at ASMR and has pre-hololive yabs that the newer ENs get shit for but with Fauna /vt/ likes to memoryhole them and put their head in the sand.

Gura's 1 and only true ASMR was 100x better than anything Fauna has done. The so called "ASMR expert."

>>62859137
>pre-hololive yabs
KEK. QRD?

>thinly veiled fauna anti thread
I will continue watching the best holo and you will cry about it, her streams are fun and her ASMR is top quality.

>>62846604
I told you she sucks but you wouldn't believe. There are dozens of better ASMR chuubas.

>>62859238
>thinly veiled

>>62859225
Don't worry about it. According to these fags, having a bf is a yab.

>>62859267
oh no no no sapcucks
paying for condom money

>>62859042
>retard
She isn't your friend and she's right to say you never will be. Stating facts is a good thing. Learn to accept reality.

>>62846604
I like her voice. Fauna's cute and I like her ASMR.

>>62859267
KEK. And she does unicorn content too. Every time lmao. Unicorns are actual cuckolds.

This thread reeks of pagpag

mumei just rubbing the ears and whispering is better than fauna

>>62859434
Define unicorn content for me.

>>62859514
Literally nobody can. It's a meaningless buzzword.

>>62846604
Many such cases

>>62847024
>>62849676
>>62859487
This is why I'll never take these ASMR threads seriously. I listened to Mumei's last ASMR and it was complete dogshit. Calling it ASMR is an overstatement.

>>62855787
And there's the denial.

>>62857933
>men and women can't be friends
BASED AF
wtf I love Fauna now

>>62859804
damn, good bait. i had to get up from lunch just to reply.

>>62846604
Meritocracy isn't real

>>62858704
his character is a little bitch who gets offended over nothing lmao

I listen for the GFE

>>62848035
ASMR was perfected by some random Australian over 10 years of trying different setups and styles. Vtuber ASMR is already a self-nerf by lacking the visual component. They could at least do hand-cam.

The best ASMR will always be a handcam video of some faceless European woman scratching household items recorded on a $40 microphone.
Tinglelets are physically incapable of ever understanding the purpose of ASMR due to their inferior genes and have perverted the artform into gfe and coomer shit and 95% of ASMR creators who started less than 5 years ago are just bandwagon jumpers who don't and never will be able to truly understand how to do it well.

>>62846604
Prove it :)

>>62849730
I have paid money for his content. In fairness, men are often better ear lickers than women

>>62863120
>some faceless European woman
Why does it even have to be a woman? Even you can't convince me this isn't some weird sex thing when you have to specify that even the "pure" ASMR still needs a pretty woman to be doing it.

>>62846604
ah but dont forget to link your own channel, retarded whore

>>62863188
it's a bit awkward when you're not gay and it's some dude waving their hands in your face...

>>62863188
Right before him I referenced Dimitri of massageasmr. (He is a professional masseuse but the majority of his content is not massage streams)
Quite a few asmr streamers whisper or talk, and most folks don't like men's voices in their ears. Fredsvoice, asmrmassage, Dr T, EphemeralRift are the only ones I like that frequently talk. Maybe Phoenician Sailor too, but I don't care for his content. I probably like asmrmassage in part because of his heavy australian accent, it enhances the videos.

>>62846604
Fauna is garbage so it's not surprising

>>62846788
She's just a grifter whore

>>62846604
Fauna was an ASMRtist who applied, she is not all the asmrtists in the world. Also, big number unironically has never meant better.

>>62846604
she likes doing ASMR, that doesn't mean she's good at it. Watson likes singing but blows at that. Kiara loves talking but her voice makes ears bleed. Fauna's ASMR is shit, but then again I hate all ASMR. It's stupid, I mean what's the point other than coombaiting? why else would you listen to it?

>>62860563
Oh, you actually believe you're right? That's worse.

>>62863188
Woman's voices are usually more soothing that's just facts. But there are plenty of men who do it and get more views than Fauna every video, Bob Ross was one of the originators of ASMR

>>62847975
No they aren't

>>62864272
how would i stalk them?

>>62864064
If you can't actually feel ASMR there is literally no point and you will never understand it that's why people mistake it for "just relaxing videos or coomerbait"
It's a specific thing and used to exist for a very specific purpose, we should have gatekept it harder.

>>62864064
She likes sucking dick too

>>62863188
during the early asmr days just as many straight women watched as men, maybe more. theres a reason why most of the early asmr pioneers were women, they themselves were really into it and discovered there was a community of people who also experience the same phenomenon. if you never watched asmr before twitch thots, vtubers, and rp coombaiters coopted it you wouldnt get it but the original content was so incredibly chaste and nonsexual and the people in the community constantly tried to make it clear to outsiders that it's not fetish content. the first video that got me into asmr was just a random handcam of some russian housewife crinkling instant ramen packets in front of a camera and not speaking at all except very basic explanations that was linked on /a/ like a decade ago, hardly sexy content

>>62865562
my first asmr video was the QSound audio demo that someone had uploaded to youtube from QSound's website

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA

I can't think of anything less sexual than an audi company's tech demonstration. I had recently gotten a haircut and thought it was pretty relaxing, so I checked to see if anyone on youtube had some scissor/razor sounds.

Eww fauna

Mary and Miyako are some of those that I feel like really hits the mark with their style of ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udBtrqB3Xzw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaADm8lJJuQ

>>62846604
>she is better than Fauna
prove it

>>62870731
Ok
>Step 1: listen to Fauna
>Step 2: listen to someone else doing ASMR

https://files.catbox.moe/0it9c2.ogg

>>62848075
Now I want an ASMR with random Looney Tunes sounds inserted. Also maybe some Tom and Jerry sounds and that sound when cartoon characters start running in place.

You guys seem to know your ASMR is there an equivalent of audiophiles or do ASMRfags do the same thing

>>62856850
Who the fuck cares about drawing and singing, retard? They are fucking streamers. If their streams are good, they'll be watched. Nobody starts up streaming thinking 'oh she's good at bowling I should tune in'. Art streams are their own very boring beast nobody cares to watch. Karaoke streams is one as well. It's not like they break into song every 10 minutes midstream like some disney princesses.

>>62846604
My main issue with Fauna is the amount of time she streams. It's fucking offensive these lazy whore are incapable of comitting at least 6 hours of their time to streaming at least 5 days a week yet rake in exorbitant amounts of money.

I will admit that Fauna ASMR isn't really interesting. I tried it but couldn't get pulled into it.
My favorite Vtuber ASMR is Meloco Kyoran.
To me, ASMR is like finding a needle in a haystack. Gotta keep searching for the good ones.

>>62864812
please enlighten me. I mean I can crinkle wrapping paper or listen to water or tap my nails on a glass myself. what's supposed to happen? it's just white noise people fall asleep to, or ear licking faux blowjob stuff.

>>62846604
A lot of other holos are better than her at ASMR. Which is embarrassing considering this is her skill.

She's decent at soft talking but she doesn't even remotely compare to the og HeatherFeather at talking or even MassageASMR who is the king of triggers. Speaking as a sapling, it's her most pathetic flex especially since indies have better ASMR. Even Kyou does better ASMR and (s)he just moans into the mic for 8 hours straight.
All the good ASMRtists are fleshtubers who cosplay. Vtubing is a terrible medium for ASMR and no one worth a damn bothers to do hand cams/tracking or facial expressions to help with visual triggers. It's always them leaning over or just a background image and they also have 0 direction in their streams, it's always ear rubbing -> cleaning -> heartbeat ad nauseum.
UUUUUUU

>>62864634
Schrodinger's opinion

>>62846604
Find someone with a more soothing voice and ill bite

>>62877661
>An autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR)[2][3][4] is a tingling sensation that usually begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. A pleasant form of paresthesia,[5] it has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia[6][7] and may overlap with frisson.[8] ASMR is a subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterized by "a combination of positive feelings and a distinct static-like tingling sensation on the skin". It is most commonly triggered by specific auditory or visual stimuli, and less commonly by intentional attention control.
>The subjective experience, sensation, and perceptual phenomenon of ASMR is described by some of those susceptible to it as "akin to a mild electrical current...or the carbonated bubbles in a glass of champagne".[9] The tingling sensation on one's skin in general, called paresthesia, is referred to by ASMR enthusiasts as "tingles" when experienced along the scalp, neck, and back.[17][18] It has been described as "a static tingling sensation originating from the back of the head, then propagating to the neck, shoulder, arm, spine, and legs, which makes people feel relaxed and alert".[5]
If you can feel it it's basically audio-tactile synesthesia triggered by certain sounds, feels kinda like a combination of the body high from light stimulants and someone very gently running their nails across your back? That ear licking blowjob shit twitch whores do is just audio porn it has nothing to do with actual ASMR, they coopted the community and used it to grift while pretending to not just be camwhores. And it's not the same as just white noise for sleep although some people sleep to it. 3 Hours of Ocean Sounds for Sleep is not ASMR. And neither is gfe roleplay shit common in vtuber ASMR where the girl pretends to be your gf and shoves the mic up to her heartbeat while making kissy noises.
Coomers and faggots who don't even feel ASMR ruined the community and we should have gatekept them out after spending years trying to legitimize the craft and convince people it's not some obscure fetish content.

>>62881164
I miss Heather Feather she was the best. I probably listened to some of her videos hundreds of times each. Fauna has a nice voice and she's a great streamer for gaming content and banter but she can't feel tingles so even with her fancy equipment she'll never be able to understand the subtleties that make good ASMR like Heather could do with just a couple items and a basic set up.

>>62877661
you feel tingles in your spine. on the back of your neck.

>>62850405
>thot
almost all her content is just her hands anon... no face, no cleavage, nothing sensual

>>62882965
Fucking kek I never thought I'd see the day someone called asmrbakery a thot. 90% of her content is literally just a handcam of her scratching on a block of foam or some shit with no talking and in a black t-shirt

>>62846604
sorry but the only ASMR is listen to is from my wife UISEX

>>62846604
Just listened to the 500-sub chuuba, she sucked ass. Fauna has better asmr. Try again next time.

>>62882792
>>62882176
huh. weird that some people apparently have some godly rapture experience and to most others it's just random every day noise. I've never felt anything other than annoyance wishing it was a gameplay stream instead.

>>62882176
sounds like placebo faggot bullshit some millennial pulled out of their ass

>>62881164
>All the good ASMRtists are fleshtubers who cosplay

RETARD ALERT

>>62894390
Elaborate.

>>62894481
No, I don't think I will

>>62894543
Ok cool. Thanks for your input.

>>62894261
>brainlet seething that he isn't evolved enough to perceive ASMR
sucks for you anon couldn't be me

>>62851224
I like Maria more tbdesu, her russian accent is really hot

>>62894188
i mean, not everyone's built the same i suppose.

>>62872818
good ol' lemon.

This is a sister thread if I’ve seen one

I've really only gotten the proper ASMR response from specific ASMR props, gel ball, diffuser to mention a couple. This is kind of out of scope but I had my proper tingles from ASMR Crescendo's diffuser and gel ball videos featuring Mana. That said I also like the relaxation-focused ASMRs of Patra and Haruka as well as the occasional intimacy-focused ASMRs. It's just gonna vary from person to person.

>bait thread
>200+ replies
sugoi

>>62851224
>Heather Feather
Holy shit I haven't heard that name in fucking years. Last I heard of her she had a schizo episode and stopped uploading.

If Fauna hadn’t actually sold herself as an ASMRtist, people would be saying her ASMR is good. You know this because people pretend Mumei’s actually fucking atrocious ASMR was good.

>>62849373
I miss Riifu....

>>62854079
>list me a single notable skill she has that sets her apart
smelly vegan farts