/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>62706860
Should name him Jeff

>>62706860
I imagine it sounds better in japanese
Also why do they keep droping males? Is it really profitable for them?

>>62707663
cheap, complain less(usually), work harder
if only they were successful, which is not the case

>>62707663
>Also why do they keep droping males?
Sunk cost. They've put so much money and resources into the homos that they can't stop at this point.
>Is it really profitable for them?
If they were they wouldn't be begging people to watch them.

Vezalius Bandage

here is the nijisanji you ordered

it's a cooler name than some generic jap name like 99 percent of vtubers

>>62707663
>Also why do they keep droping males?
Yagoo trying to keep Holostars EN alive, fast tracked after Magni's and Vesper's graduations
>Is it really profitable for them?
Holostars EN is still profitable, but much less profitable than Hololive EN. The higher ups may have been cooking the books to stop shareholders from asking questions.

>>62706860
What is it with male corpo vtubers and absolute dogshit names?

>>62708014
Honestly, if I have to chose between one or another, give me fucking Vezalius, sounds exotic and the stupid last name will become a fucking meme and easy to remember, Gold Bullet is just plain absurd.

>>62706860
ACCELATRATE

>>62709528
>The higher ups may have been cooking the books to stop shareholders from asking questions.
This much is obvious and the reason for this is because Stars aren't profitable enough to even show exactly how much money they bring, or don't bring, in. They know that if they do show it then shareholders will want to axe the branch.

>>62710014
Rather than calling for Stars to be axed, they'd be asking why Yagoo isn't debuting more Hololive gens.

>>62706860
Tempus was cringe enough, but this gen takes the cringe to a whole new level.

Austin Powers in Goldbullet

>>62706860
I'm gonna call him Money Shot.

>>62706860
Hes the brotuber of this gen

>>62706860
I'd take his goldbullet

>>62710860
>AIslop
Thank u for doing the needful sir...

>>62707663
>>62707784
Profitable/successful enough. Just look at those smaller vtuber corpos that survive on lower numbers lower than what Holostars get.

>>62706860
>>62709790
I'm pretty sure the idea isn't that his actual first and last name are "Gold" and "Bullet". It's supposed to be a code name. Just think of him as an Overwatch character or something.

>>62712120
then the marketing guy is a retarded dumbass, should have added "CODE" right before their names somewhere

>>62711709
>Just look at those smaller vtuber corpos that survive on lower numbers lower than what Holostars get.
Yeah how do they do it?

>>62707663
ゴルドーブレト?

Maybe he's related to the Austin Powers antagonist 'Goldfinger'.

HQ hit the sweet spot between Niji-like designs and Holostar appeal, unlike first gen that had two shitters. I can't understand why this new gen feels so off and their tweets give me second hand embarrassment.

Can't we just call him, Jackpot, or maybe Tenner? If we want to be cruel we could call him Thatcher.

>>62706860
MAKE YOUR OWN HOLOSTAR NAME

PICK A COLOR

WHAT WERE YOU HOLDING IN YOUR RIGHT HAND 10 MINUTES AGO.

Me: Blacknails

Gold bullets are cool. I like it

>>62712774
SILVER MOUSE
...wait

>>62712630
HQ is the first gen, retard, the other is VG

Why is Goldsmith based but Goldbullet is cringe?

i can think of one good way to rename him
>>62713442
goldbullet has no flow, everyone's just gonna call him gold because of it but gold on its own sounds pretentious or jewish

>one's literally called retard
>two don't even have surnames
>the last one is le epic rusemaster
My rrat: Yagoo has no hopes whatsoever for this gen, and the plan is to let them just shame themselves and cause the homos to implode so people lose interest in them and they can remove the branch as a whole. That's why all 4 have the same artist, they were all randomly picked from the same bucked of filipinos, and their names are so low effort.

>>62713985
>one's literally called retard
wait what

>>62712774
Orangepenis

>>62707663
in japanese his name would be testicles kek

>>62714037
Jurard T Rexford
ard T Re
Retard

>>62712774
Purpletits

>>62712774
Blue Biscuit

>>62707663
the same reason pepsi and coke each have different products to line the shelves that aren't just their flagship, to take away shelf space from potential competitors and in this case also keep promising talents from other competitors

it's just stupid for Cover to be a 0 male talent company when they have all the technology and means to do so, even having a tiny market is better than giving up on it entirely and letting others run away with it

but anyway /vt/ is fucking retarded so i don't know why i bother

>>62706860
>Goldbullet
>3rd gen = golden gen
YAGOO FINALLY CRACKED THE CODE

>>62714802
what if there's a small chance of ruining your brand identity
I'm not a unicorn I'm just saying it's a genuine concern

>>62706860
>GOLDBULLET

>>62719667
faggot

Atleast he can make a cool catchphrase like "oro o plomo" or something

>the only puerto rican in a group of 3 flips
The team chemistry is about to be hilarious or completely insufferable there’s no inbetween

>>62712774
BLACKDICK

>>62719120
That is why they are Holostars rather than Hololive, if they yab it'll not translate to uninvolved girls (unlike NijiEN male yabs do)

>>62710014
It was the reason IRyS' analcunt of a manager "accidentally" gave her the sponsor code for megaman they'd already given to some irrelevant homo 2weeks before, so all those that bought the shitty game during that shillstream ie. the prime time for shilling and making a commission off it, went to the homo instead. "By accident".
Gotta pad stars en's books and make them look like they're actually appealing and beneficial to sponsors in order to mislead the shareholders.

>>62706860
Should've named him Gol D. Bullet. wasted opportunity

>>62720617
Anon????

>>62707663
Yagoo loves the bussy. Simple as, and you know its true.

>>62706860
Arknights ass name.

Honestly I feel like that's the best name of the gen, reminds me of Goldfinger. Is it because I'm ESL.

>>62706860
Nothing will ever be as funny and memeable as Bandage.

>>62712774
Mack Mac McMackers
Burgundy
My dick (still am)

>>62723720
give him a retarded laugh on top of that and hes all set

>>62725403
>Is it because I'm ESL.
Yes.

>>62726113
unironically that would have been one hell of a move that could have made me incline.
Also I've seen Toie behead people for less so idk roru

>>62727990
>me

>>62728150
man I have not eaten in like 12 hours and just came out of a meeting of 4 with very, very fucking annoying people, leave me the fuck alone, thank you

>>62728427
>very fucking annoying people
you should be nice to your genmates and staff

>>62728538
Dear God in heaven I try

Unironically niji tier naming.
What next, velsalius Bandage or something?

>>62706860
AsmonGoldbullet
he's in

>>62712399
It doesn't take a whole lot to have positive cash flow as a streamer, just look at all those only fans girls subsisting on 35 supporters

>>62719667
Ah so this is why

>>62711059
so mindbroken in fear over ai you can't even hold yourself back from seething about it in response to anon's shitty meme rumao
"artists" should've developed a personality that didn't just revolve around drawing lines for twitter

>>62711059
Tremble in fear of your impending obsolence artfag

The pajeets are angry kek

>>62707663
金玉

>>62736098
Better start flipping burgers artfag

>>62719120
That's why they are going out if their way to seperate the girls and boys this time instead of trying to force them down holofag's throats

>>62706860
Isn't it supposed to be a code name? Goldbullet isn't his actual name.

>>62706860
A R wilson

>>62736162
Balls

>>62713978
>Bounty hunter
>Jewish
I can't believe the Mossad has their own vtuber now