/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>62695089
I hope Ruze turns out to be a genuine musclehead shoot first. talk later kind of guy to fit in with his design, that would be great

do we have any hints on who the new dudes could be? any recent grads?

Oh nice we have a slut
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1725115886699164065

>>62695281
yes but there's a different site to go to talk about it

>All the slimes falling in love with Goldbullet
Guys... I don't know how to say this...

https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1725115886699164065?s=20
shinri must be so jealous of that covered up chest

>>62695307
i know, but they also post rl pictures as far as i know, so I don't wanna visit it

>>62695089
>AXEL BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>NEW COVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrRudEJ6aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3u7fZFoQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkiK9V1INws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-yWTQtyjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ

oil baroness is actually a flip?
https://twitter.com/sarahnizzle/status/1724995344231014534

>>62695110
amen

>>62695368
can't wait for her to send them their first supas ever and get an orgasm from the 5minutes of attention

This is an image board.
Post images

>>62695324
It's just the few Korean Cultare who also like Shinri, but the overlap might increase if they end up being similar.

>>62695440
I mean, you didn't

for a sec i thought this is flay...

>>62695361
turn the page to be read-only mode or something, this isn't the place to ask about it so unfortunately that's your only choice

>>62695440
https://x.com/ministarfruit/status/1725087348181057996?s=20
ok then you get prince syrios

>>62695468
Fuck yes we got some good ship art already. We are winning so hard.

>>62695541
Axel and Juntard violent sex

>>62695440
All right you assked for it.

>>62695566
no

>>62695468
kek someone already ship them?

#supportARMIS
#ARMISlivesmatter

Breasts.

shit, xitter showed me doxx shit again, now I'm sad

>>62695689
Yeah it showed me doxx of Crimzon too

violent juraxel sex doko

oh man, is a shitshow out there

>>62695647
I am going to draw them doing the violent sex

>>62695807
Imagine how much they'd bite each other. Imagine WHERE they'd bite each other......

>>62695797
huh, already?

Who is the owner of initials GB, Bullet or Bettel?

>>62695832
Genuinely, who cares bro?

dang from reading /MANS/ and other sites people really don't like flips huh? i never met one in person or actively and knowingly watched one so idk what it's all about

>>62695926
I do to a small degree because of the amount of shitposters we will get. At least within a week things will go back to normal, I hope

>>62695962
>other sites
Why don't you kys? No seriously, you're a worthless faggot and there is nothing of value you add to the world.

>>62695962
Catalog has been raiding this board on and off since the debuts started, and if you're talking about doxxsites, those people are genuinely more fucked in the head than the average /vt/ user.

Lmao I know who Ruze is because that dumbass showed up to one of the tempus boys' streams a while back. Recognized the art style.

jwu, Axel won his match, that's nice. His team lost sure but he won

>>62696031
you sound exactly like the average catalog poster faggot, chill out
>>62696040
nah not doxx shit, just twitter and reddit, ik you guys hate everything that's not /here/ but i like to read about first impressions

>>62696046
Wtf are you talking about

>>62696207
Nobody gives a fuck about you trying to start shit about people nationalities, you retard. Use your fucking brain and realize this is primetime for tourist bait and is not worth being acknowledged or declared as the thread opinion. You stupid fucking monkey retard.

>>62696290
okay sister, sorry for asking a simple question
you must have a lot of friends with that personality

>>62695962
Bruh even flips don't like themselves for a reason

t. self-hating flip

i suddenly had a vision of axel and prince syrios standing next to each other flashbang my brain and now im kicking my feet up at the thought of axels hands clumsily choking my neck or maybe his claws in my eye and petting at the wet socket while prince syrios is digging his hands around under my lungs so he can eat my heart. the blood around his mouth would be so nice im still thinking about that image of axel with the apple thats the exact look i want to see. holy shit im actually fucked i hope he smokes because i want prince syrios to rub his cig out on my tongue so bad. the two of them together is not good for my heart jesus christ i would love to die at his hands put the hound devil in there too fuck it

I assume they are gonna update the tempus website after the debuts? they dont even have the announcements there. I went there just to check, mostly to see what colors the new boys have but nothing

>>62696431
alright, im curious. Are you a male or femanon? We used to have another cannibal dude here but you seem like a new one

>>62696456
They didn't even remove magni and vesper from the tempus website

OKAY

>>62696456
they aren't tempus so they'll probably get their own site eventually

I don't really like any of them yet so this is just making me miss Magni more.
Looking forward to the debuts though.

>>62696629
did you like magni before his debut stream?

>>62696666
nta but his first tweet was cute

>>62696666
Yep, most of Tempus too and the rest grew on me during their debuts so I've got hope.

>>62696482
girl there was another? i remember one other guy some time ago but he doesnt wanna talk to me anymore kek

>>62696754
Yeah we may be thinking about the same guy then lol. If you're the anon that had the urges to bite your fingers off I hope its gotten better for you

It took me all this time to realize we finally got a green member

>>62695999
If anything, having tons of Catalog bait threads keeps the idiots out of /mans/, so I prefer it that way. Let them burn their energy off timelooping with each other. The discussion here has been perfectly fine.

Relax, anon.
There's no way their debuts can be worse than Altare's

>>62696845
WAH

>>62696845
*Wahs your debut*

>>62696845
watching Altare's for his anni, it wasn't that bad at all

>>62696845
Personally I thought Hakka's debut was worse. I cringed at Leader but Hakka made me angry. Until this day I don't understand why he was like that, I think he even talked about that on stream later

>>62696886
Yeah, people who talk shit about Altare's debut really don't remember it all that well. It was fine. I thought it was one of the smoothest ones from Tempus.

>>62696923
What angered you?

>>62696845
I'd say the only rough debut in Tempus was Hakka's

>>62696822
i didnt have urges to bit my finger off i was just curious to see if it was possible i do have urges to rip my eye out tho unrelated to the reason but i think itd feel nice to have axels fingers in there

>>62696845
dino dude is being retarded on twitter. it could be worse

>>62695681
Happy for Shinri

>>62696845
Altare's debut was fine.
Ame's debut was peak cringe compilation.

>>62696845
It wasn't so much that it was bad, as much as it was that Magni's debut was immediately after and was the best of all 4 of them.

Dingo love
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1725147111644111318?s=46

>>62696997
cute boys

>>62697009
I almost turned Magni's debut off the first 20 minutes made me cringe so bad. He was a wreck.

>>62696942
I haven't seen it since their debut so I don't quite remember. But I think he was TOO energetic, being all over the place and especially screaming randomly. I mostly remember how angry it made me.

Tell me friends, will Goldilocks stay being good boy?

the Tyrannosaur will be the source of the final yab

>>62697059
it's hard to cause more drama than vesper
this will be interesting

Help me stepbro~

i keep reading rex's last name as retard at a quick glance. i don't even know how to pronounce it

I miss Altare already

>>62697042
I never thought he was that bad, the love potion bit was funny

>>62697129
We have Goldbullet now.

>>62697128
i think it's just like Gerard?

>>62697151
The ending saved it but at the beginning he was a mess and he kept forgetting his lines and knocking shit over because he was so nervous. I found it uncomfortable to watch.

>>62697158
Not blue enough.

Hololive: Our audience doesn't watch men's streams...
also hololive: Let's hire more men!!!
What is the strategy of hiring more men, if they are not going to chase the female audience? I would have to be gay to buy men's products.

octavio really looks like bettel had sex with venti...it's weird, also his rigging seems more stiff compared to the others

>>62697128
isn't jurard his first name since he has a middle initial?

don't bite the bait

>>62697202
I thought it was part of the bit? Idk. I just found it really funny when he compliments (You)r eyes and goes bluegreenbrown to cover all bases

>>62697244
>What is the strategy
obviously more branch mates to collab with so they can leave the girls alone, why is this even a question
now fuck off

The fragile masculinity kek

>>62696845
You now remember Hakka did a test stream that was accidentally set to public so some of us in the thread saw him stream a no-motion, no-sound red screen.

>>62697270
During the skit, yeah, but at the beginning of the stream? Definitely not. You could practically hear him desperately trying to remember what he was supposed to say.

>>62697253
pretty sure his first name is T

>>62697343
Mr. T...

>>62697286
But (you) demanded unity though

>>62697388
i said fuck off faggot

Bettel, back away from the axeman or I'll anti you.

>>62697158
Unlike you whores I don't oshihen that easily

>>62697424
bettel hate

>>62697286
>obviously more branch mates to collab with
And where is the part about seeking out a female audience in an industry that survives on parasocial relationships?
Does Hololive really expect men to buy merch from other men?

>>62697286
>>62697244
both of you are faggots and need to fuck off. Hololivefags not welcome here.

>>62697333
It was literally a "I'm in the middle of some work- Oh, I didn't see you there"

Goldbullet down 10 points on my scorecard

>>62697018
aniki o7

>>62697244
>I would have to be gay to buy men's products.
So you don't buy any new clothes or hygiene products? Unless you're talking about entertainment content created by men in which case you literally wouldn't have any entertainment at all outside of maybe the Harry Potter books.

>>62697388
Literally no one here wants collabs with holo girls

Stop replying to the tourists
Stop replying to the tourists
Stop replying to the tourists

morning /mans/. new boys huh? liking ruze and especially goldie so far. but the predebut cringe phase is always the worst, looking forward to seeing what they're all actually like.

>>62697388
Maybe in 2022 when there was never-ending dead hours on both sides, which is why I'm glad we have both VG and Advent now.

samefagchama right on cue, these are your hours. i thought you'd be more creative for once though considering we have new blood

>>62697536
Didn't you know anon, if you ever bought anything with a male superhero in it you are now gay, same with any scifi and fantasy characters. You have a lord of the rings merch? You are gay.

BLUE FUCK LOVE~

I WILL NEVER DROP MY OSHI FOR A NEW TOY.
HAKKA LOVE FOREVER

>>62697647
LEADER LOVE
leader doko

>>62697244
>Hololive: our audience doesn't watch men's streams
Yeah, thats why they aren't part of hololive but something else to appeal to other people? I don't get why people get so stuck on this, is all about reaching other audiences for more profit for Cover. If you think they are succesful on that or not that's something completely different.

>>62697647
I'm excited for Monhun though I wish it was Shiny Spicy

>>62697760
Same. I'm just happy he's finally back in action though. Tempus is just not the same for me when he's away.

Design wise, I like Octavio. His face looks so soft especially on the debut thumbnail. If he ends up being the guy that I wanted on holostars for a while, then I will be more happy.

I just wish good luck and happiness for Axel. If he meshes well with the new boys I'll take it but I don't mind if he won't

>>62697536
What kind of comparison is this?
Did you forget that we are talking about male vtubers?
Why do anons here want the best for the new generation, and don't care to talk about how the most basic rules for success are not followed?
It seems like years go by and they don't understand the most basic things, until the moment I question whether they're even trying when I see a cover note begging people to watch the new generation.

>>62697520
>>62697424
GUILD OF LEGENDS COLLAB LETSGOOOOO

>>62697873
I was commenting on your odd choice of wording, ESLchama

as someone who draws from time to time i already hate dinosaur man's colors, it's all just black and dark red OTL

When Altare said he didn't want to do any collabs outside of Tempus for a while once he's finished up his prior commitments I wonder if that goes for Armis as well

>>62697810
he looks so sexo to me

>>62697931
There were no other EN Holostars when he said this, and besides which he's been doing collabs with the JP senpais.

I like Ruze and Goldbullet, still unsure about Octavio until I see him in action but he has potential. Rextard creeps me out, idk but he feels icky

>>62697990
he's cute. i like him and ruze.

>>62697990
same energy

>>62697913
Same. I had the same problem with Axel tbdesu

>>62698038
his PL was all about clickbait engagement so you'd be right

So the special streams probably are just watchalongs. I wonder if it is just shinri and hakka reacting to them or if some of the boys will hop in a call with them

I actually have 0 excitement for Armis rignt now since I have my hands full with Tempus but God am I looking forward to seeing them create their mascots as an art gen

>>62697990
he gives me flayon vibes and idk if i like that

>>62695089
Armis boys look cute. I think I'm going to smooch them all.

>>62698093
WHO CARES NIGGA KILL YOURSELF

>>62698110
finally someone sane

>>62698099
I really liked how HQ mascots came sort of organically, VG had their mascots from the getgo and it feels a bit less personal

armis boys look cute. i think im going to rape them all

>>62698163
Glad to hear that Altare I was getting a little worried

>>62697931
I doubt it. Altare was really supportive during VG's debut period. I can't imagine him passing up the opportunity to welcome the new boys.

>>62698110
only took 3 gens for cover to get the designs right

>>62698134
hi Jurard

how do you like leaders omocat merch?
(that's the back btw)

>>62698161
Vesties are so organic, Nowa didn't have any input on both of them

>>62698134
Hi dinoman. Please stop being nasty.

>>62698038
he hasnt even debuted yet calm the fuck down bitch

>>62698216
I like it a lot but the sizing scares me

>>62698216
enough to have already bought it.

>>62698216
looks alright but i'm never wearing something with a face on it

>Nasty
>PL
Are we getting raided by minors now?

>>62698216
I do, but I'm too cheap to buy physical merch because of the shipping. Maybe if I come across it at a con or something.

>>62698219
Exception to the rule

>>62698216
I wanna get it but I feel like washing something that glows in the dark isn't simple. I might just get the charm thing.

very subtle mama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRHAhBRkNBY&t=10700s

>>62698161
I feel like that could be the case with these boys too though since they all draw and they have time to brainstorm a little

>>62698161
When you say HQ mascots, you mean like the magmites, vesties, etc? because you would be wrong.
Also I wish bettel had an actual fanbase design and not using phantom for stuff that doesn't fit as a representation of the fanbase.

>>62698294
It's like washing any other clothes, I have a nightie with clow in the dark and I was it in 40c and it's doing just fine

Insane violent sex with Axel and Jurtard like I'm talking the rabbits killing each other scene in watership down levels of violence

I hope everyone is having a nice ARYAN day

WTF AXEL IS STREAMING??

>>62698161
Hakkitos are a pretty big part of Hakka's content and they seem personal to him more so than most of the others. And I think Flayon made the machiroon design himself (though that's because the C-Trus isn't that great as a fan mascot).

>>62698387
who are you trying to get with this? it doesnt work at all

>>62698367
Magmites, axelotls and slimes were pretty organic to me, the vestie bat as well. No one really liked vestea because it just came out of nowhere

>>62696923
Oh yeah, Hakka had an awful debut but looking back it was definitely his nerves acting up. He came off pretty bossy.
I vaguely remember him yelling about being a loud person and that everyone would just have to deal with it. Also ordering people watching to tune into his song premiere or he'd kill us also put me off from watching him for a long time. He's a good guy though and I'm glad I eventually watched him again

>>62698419
He's trying to get my boner, slut

>>62698412
HUH

>>62698419
what

>>62698412
Did you think Miyabi was a topless woman too? Kek

>>62698368
Really? Alright then.

>>62698387
>Jurtard
Lmao

>>62698476
Nah I knew it was Miyabi kek

Aw Axel...

>>62698445
Imagine if we did actually get tsundere Hakka. Or even worse, non-tsundere Bettel.

>>62698163
please tweet at them first, Altare. or after I guess.

>Axel influenced Jap-san

JOBBING DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1mYGSllwdE0

I wamt Octavio to eventually put some doubt on the fact that even him may be a puppet being controlled by someone self.

>>62698412
Ahh why doesn’t he ever tweet shit out

Axel doesn't want a healer kek

Is Tempus complete then?
No more Tempus boys never ever?

No room for pussies in Holostars EN, we don't need no healers

Axel can't say that he will kill himself...

axels gonna stream his suicide

>GBF
I still want someone who's into Arknights..

WHY ARE WE SO FUCKING MAD
FUCK ME AND KILL YOURSELF

RAPXEL

RAPEXEL

>>62698716
>support team
I'm sorry, but what support does Bettel provide exactly? What are even his powers?

>>62698716

>>62698631
I guess so? It seems like they will theme new boys around the world of elysium so is not just limited to a random guild. I am fine with that, especially if you like the lore that holostarsEN has.

>>62698747
He acts as rapebait for big burly enemies

>>62698754
Kek the graves

>>62698754
oh hey, a crossover with that one comic of Shinri and Altare getting hurt!

>>62698219
It's funny that he didn't really want a bat mascot but then he went along with it when it was clear it's what the Vesties wanted.

>>62698716
Oh this brings back memories
>>62698754
Holy kek

dingo is taking offcollab ideas

>offcollab armwrestling with jp senpais

I still don't understand what's the lore behind the new boys besides them being bounty hunters and unrelated to the guild

Jp offcollabs finally, I won't understand anything but it will be cute- Axel challenging Rio to armwrestle is like challenging a dog to a kick contest

>>62698793
Hey I'm not big and burly

>>62698926
The lore is that there exists more to Elysium than Tempus

Do the new boys even lift? I liked how all of HQ were pretty into fitness in their own ways

>>62698445
The issue for me with Hakka wasn't him being bossy, it was him being incredibly loud and high energy. I think he assumed he had to really give 110% for the debut, and it made it feel like he was trying too hard. Thankfully it wasn't really an accurate indication of what he's normally like. Even in just the first VG collab he was a lot mellower and I got the sense that he's a good boy that just got a bit too excited.

I love when Axel calls his friends gf a missus... It's so fucking cute. I want to be called missus one day...

i want to get a shoulder ride from axel

/fit/xel arc let's gooooo beat the dago

>>62699083
please leave Italian men alone...

>>62698926
There's still stuff I don't understand about Tempus, like why is Shinri's arm blue, does Altare have a hidden motive, what the absolute fuck is Flayon's lore and how is X planning on replacing him? And will any of it be explored in the future?

>>62699117
No I love it when wops suffer

KEK

Axel is thing about the you're fucking me video again

oh god jesus

Cannibalotl eating again...

Cannibaxelotl calm down

>neck biting, throat ripping talk
>He bites hard when he eats
Cannibalotl try not to cum everywhere

>>62699179
Anon did you have a stroke

Everyday Axel proves that he literally is just a dog in a skinsuit

>>62699179
Nigga WHAT kek

Four songs by tomorrow? How the fuck

>>62699235
>>62699258
Thinking, not thing* he talked about the video where Woody says "you're fucking me" and some tf character fucks woody in the ass? I think

Manechan... good luck

>>62699213
HORNY

Axtovia ship sailing

>axeman looks like an idiot. just like me!

>>62699315
Oh now it makes more sense. Yeah, Axel has the tendency to get over fixated on some things and always use them to joke

>Crimzon's name is spelt wrong, he must be an idiot

Axel cute

its clear that the pinoys are menhera and will graduate in the second half of their first year either due to menhera or misconduct with female talent.

>inb4 this vod gets nuked because of the jokes about management being overworked and underpaid

You know what? I'm say it.
Japan corpo probably has watertight contract anyways, so I'd like to see some real Isekai shit. Vesper's character is perfect for the role. The character just shows up redebuts voiced by someone else. This second Vesper is free to either make references to stuff Vesper said or did, or just run the character the way he wants to, as long as they run the kayfabe that he isekai-ed and is given Vesper's room. Let Pako's model run for at least 6 months before changing. Not-vesper likely can't get any legal shit done seeing as Jap corpo being Jap corpo probably made the contract hard enough to protect themselves. It'll be hilarious honestly.

Not sure if someone was thinking about that but now that Axel gave the idea people are definitely doing it

KEK

I agree Axel, guns should be held by Americans and not flips

AAAIIIEEEEE MY KAYFABE

>I'm say it.

>But he has a gun, I thought he was American.... for legal reasons this is a joke

YAGOO will not give up on Holosta.
I think that's the best message, newcomer addition.
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1724987075857133962

The management is willing to add these 4 people even with the revenue from the main stream of Hololive.
As a Holostars fan, I want to get excited by not attacking the members of Hololive and wishing them and Holostars happiness.
The growth of the Holostars will be stopped by "Holostars fans attacking the Hololive" and "Hololive fans attacking the Holostars".
It is an ordeal for the fans of Hololive, but it is also an ordeal for the fans of the Holostars.
deepl sorry

運営はこの4人をホロライブ本流の収益を使ってでも追加しようとする意思がある。
ホロスターズファンとしては「ホロライブのメンバーを攻撃しない」「ホロライブの幸せとホロスターズの幸せを願う」ことで盛り上げていきたい。
ホロスターズの成長は「ホロスターズのファンがホロライブを攻撃する」「ホロライブのファンがホロスターズを攻撃する」ことで止まってしまう。
ホロライブのファンも試練だが、ホロスターズのファンも試練だと思う。

dingo cute

>>62698635
True. StarsEN is only for real men and Bettel

>>62699587
Go back

>his mom doesn't really speak English
>his dad doesn't speak Japanese
uh

>>62698716
KEEP INHALE COPIUM~!!!

>>62699644
So they communicate by...

AXEL KEK

>>62698754
LMAO the tombstones for Magnoir

And Bettel wants to convince people he swears more than Axel

>>62699587
Counter argument holobronies are annoying and should stay away from my boys.

Axel is collecting all his most violent stories in one vod for some reason so say bye bye to it

Femoid hating hours in Axel's stream, nice nice

>>62699456
Die.

>don't come to the school tomorrow

Axel would've shot up a school if he was in burgerland

AXEL I NEED THIS VOD TO CLIP THAT PART DONT FUCK IT UP

Axel actually playing Bully would be amazing

>>62699790
The most likely school shooter of Holostars is...

>>62699822
Oh you can bet, from all he's talked about he would definitely be one of them kids that kills his teacher and the bullies

>>62699876
Shiny Spicy Love~

Only I can be racist to Axel and his niggerlotls!

Axel...

So any of this new guys likely to be the kind that plays Rimworld or DORF?

thank god this is the hero's guild

"Oh yeah, old ass bitch, what you gonna do with that broken back of yours??"
Axel bullying the elderly...

Axel befriending accused murderers...

Cute
https://twitter.com/minaserioch/status/1725160974204690852

He's sort of wise and very naive at the same time

Fucking cunt ass teacher

Imagine if that teacher is watching holostars...

>>62699876
vesper noir

>>62699700
Bettel thinks he swears more because he uses fuck as a fill word but Axel does that too kek

Cannibalotl on life support rn

what the hell is this stream what is going on fuck me dude i want him to hunt me down and do all this shit to me im losing my mIND. holy shit you do NOT understand how much i want to be awake for the whole thing axel PLEASE PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

"Repent for your sins against Axel Syrios"
"My bad, yo"

How did Axel get into this topic again?

>Officer, it's her
kek

>>62700069
No his justification was that Axel talks too slowly, so Bettel gets in more swears per second

At this rate, Axel is going to say that he burned down an entire Abbo settlement

>>62699950
sorry autismchaama its over

>No titties in next outfit
no...

>>62700296
Nooooooo~

>>62700185
I don't even remember, I think it was about fighting people on Toy Story then went to his school days and how he wanted to kill his teacher with a flamethrower

The bimbofication of Axel Syrios is fucking real

lol yassified Axel

AXEL IS GONNA SHOW HIS DICK ON STREAM AND GRADUATE

Buy the Tempus dildos now!

Aniki's really pushing for those official dildos...

>>62700546
he got exited of the thought of magni using his knot every night

Lol, management must be so tired of dealing with his shit

>>62700246
Well, i will watch them for at least 2 months hopefully i will like at least one of them.

i love aniki

dildo corruption beasts doko

>corruption beast dildo

Yourube keeps buffering and I'm missing out the best bits

>hakka's manager gave a thumbs down to the corruption beast dildo suggestion

>Axel's male mane threatens violence

>>62697325
I may be a fake hakkito because this is the first time I heard about that

>He will hydraulic press you but not mating press you
Cope Axelotls

HUH?

Lmao (also this GB guy seems to be pretty nice if you look at his tweets)

Axel really gave someone a prostate massage

"Yeah I violated his ass"
Shiny Spicy...

What is this story

>>62700602
he wants tempus dildos to be real so bad cause he knows magni would buy two of them to use at once and send the video to him

What the fuck.

Moral of the story: Alcohol turns niggas kinda gay

This vod is fucking gone

>>62700912
Homies will be homies

>>62700960
Homies will be homosexuals, you mean

And suddenly he goes all deep after the fucked up stories

>>62700862
Remember around debut when everyone in HQ was like "Don't let Axel share his 'stories'"? This is why.

>I violate my friends' assholes

>>62700895
he would that whore, all while moaning how big it is

"Why don't you date the bros then?"

Axel is getting sentimental, good thing he's not drunk

>Having online friends is hard you say?
>Guild tempus? Hello?
>I live in North Elysium

>Room 4 is cursed
Always.

>room 4 is cursed
what the fuck

>>62701037
They tried to warn us, ever since that first debut HQ collab.

i havent watched an aniki zatsu in a while, was he ever this wild with the stuff he said? like goddamn lol

>>62701219
yes but it's usually in small bursts, this is endless psychic battery

>>62701219
Most of these are things he has told before

>>62701219
this has been the standard for a year

I need an Axel edit of this

18 Nov Marika collab!

Axel is so cute. I love him even when he is an absolute tool

Well if at least one of the new guys is SEA then at least Axel will have someone to bond around the same timezone

>>62701366
>One
Think its two

>>62701366
I don't think any of them are in SEA timezones though.
Actually hard to say since they've been tweeting through the night

Shintare cute~
https://youtu.be/Ta72Pg-psXo?t=4434

shoujou manga moment aniki was extra unhinged that zatsu because he felt threatened by the possibility of cannibalotl turning to jurard for her fill

I love VG and I'm sure armis will be great but the HQ boys are so fucking weird dude I'm going to love them all to the end

>Altare hasn’t even followed the new boys yet

He really did get the Shintare genes...

>>62701430
I mean actually living there
>>62701464
Oh that's why I said if at least one of them is, cause I expected them to be living somewhere else (Canada probably?) but if all of them are PST then Dingo will feel even more lonely

The new boys are supposed to be in friendly, antagonistic or netural terms towards the guild tempus? I am a bit confused what the new kayfabe is, especially when they aren't related to the guild itself

>>62697647
I'm sorry. I have Goldbullet now.

>>62701776
So? he will eventually

>>62701778
I see people saying this but.. it's just Shinri, not much about Altare other than "oh he's bird themed"

>>62701824
From what little info we have so far, it seems like they're not really direct enemies, but more just rivals who sometimes pursue the same jobs and compete against each other, but Armis have less pure motives about the jobs they take

>>62701824
Neutral, I suppose. They're bounty hunters so unless someone puts a bounty on Tempus' heads then they should be fine.

>>62701906
it's because he's also a gun and sniper guy

>>62701966
Tartar... Hakka...

>>62701966
uh...

>>62701906
his tweeting style is somewhat reminiscent

>>62701906
yeah its only the eagle and the gun really, this reminds me of when people thought hakka would be like altare kek

>>62702035
That's what I'm saying

>>62701906
It's a lot of overlap in design ideas which is a little weird and he seems like the soft boy of the gen

what does armis even mean? help I'm ESL and dumb

>>62702035
no wonder altare hasn't followed them kek

>>62701906
It's mostly the sniper aspect for me, not just the eagle thing. The way he tweets is more like Altare than it is Shinri to me as well though.

>>62702073
It's not any gun tho, it's a sniper rifle, a precision weapon like... Shinri's bow

>>62701776
He will when they stop tweeting every 5 seconds

>>62702162
bullet has 3 guns

>>62702162
Shintare fans are unhinged

>>62702155
Give him time, he's still out raping

>>62702035
>Regis

>>62702147
its a latin word, no?

>>62702193
fair enough, but Rextard is THE gun guy and I didn't see any comparison.
In other news, wish we could've gotten a guy like Victor from Tekken 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIDK50IaVpg

>>62702270
i didn't know he had guns lol i thought he was just a dinosaur

>>62702147
It's a wordplay of Army(ies) and the latin word Arma (arms, weapons of war)

>>62697676
Hakka love forever!

>>62702155
A Leader does not follow

I think he's neat

RAPETOWN UOH

>>62702035
>BLOCKED

>>62702364
I like his little bow

>>62702364
>Music themed
Hopefully he is a good LIVE singer.

who is going to be the first boy to get porn?

>>62702383
They will be broken in quickly

>>62702296
He's a dual wielder.
https://twitter.com/haban35/status/1725094722757398606

>>62702436
Dino boy. He already got ship art with Altare.

Just realized GB can refer to either goldbullet or Gavis Bettel

>>62702383
cute. rex's design is actually quite nice when it isn't all black

>>62702464
Now all i see is Dante

Dunno about the new boys yet, but I did a whole 180 on VG after my initial impressions so I'm betting I'll warm up to these guys eventually as well.

>>62702464
If Dante and SUGIZO had a baby and injected it with dino DNA...

>>62702464
bossu..?

really now, why did they first announce them with a release note instead of the amazing PV?

>>62702464
i love that he has a tail, unfortunately we will never see it again after the debut

>>62702351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcyNANK5cY

>>62702364
I honestly thought this was Bettel from the thumbnail

>>62702688
I think the tail is kinda fugly, very unfinished too cause as you said it won't ever be seen again.
That being said... we finally got THE salazzle member, sorry Magni

>>62702724
He's not sad looking enough to be Bettel.

>>62702755
No... Even when he is dead, they pillage his corpse

>>62702755
WHAT MORE CAN THEY TAKE FROM MAGNI~??

>>62702755
Even leaving couldn't stop Magni from having everything taken away.

>>62702464
>tail
Ah, a defense mechanism. Can't be raped while he has that summoned.
He has a fighting chance.

>>62702724
same

>>62697913
I dont draw, just recolor.
Dinoboi would run into the same problems as Ollie: monochrome+red.

>>62699702
Stay away? Bro, those mfs want for the bois to vanish in the most painful way possible. All because a male dared exist alongside their waifus, unlike their Love Lives and K-Ons.

Hakka, there is nothing there honey
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1725186579101360405

>>62702825
Good one.

>>62702911
bruh I'm mad
When will Axel be able to take off his crop jacket?

>>62702911
LET MY BOY DREAM

I need hakka and dino man porn. I need the birb to finally have the massive reptilian dick he's been craving

>>62703023

>>62702903
Even actual CGDCT anime fans can enjoy stuff like Hunter x Hunter, Jojo, Nichibros, etc. It's only vtuber fans that have this sort of autism.

Tempus outfits surely soon

>>62703174
Cover, please...surely you see how badly the fans want them...

>>62702911
Hakka…

>>62699702
>If you watch the boys you arent allowed to watch the girls
kys

i didn't care about the eagle thing but now that i see how left out altare is i get it lol

>>62703245
huh?

Vesper...replaced.

>>62703245
You get used to it

Regis Altare, hero and leader of the Tempus Adventurer's Guild, status?

>>62703461
Probably sleeping?

>>62703354
good

>>62703479
Wrong. That man is deceased

>>62703461
sleeping off his depression

>>62703461
He's definitely locked into hibernation until his stream

>>62703313
Altare's name is derived from the eagle constellation Altair. Looks like early on COVER was going for a bit of a bird/eagle theme with him from the feathered undercoat and the bird shaped shadow on the back of his name. His menshi badges, feathers were also decided predebut.

>>62703675
Oh, I see.
Who fucking cares

Which of them are flip?

>>62703755
Don't say huh when you don't want an answer, niggerchama

He doesn't even need to discipline these ones.

>>62703313
i think it's just cause hakka's my other oshi so seeing this kinda bonding between him and a guy i don't know with the same theme stings over those themes when it could've been altare but who's to say he won't become my 3rd oshi
>>62703386
probably yeah

>>62703779
your mom

>>62703675
sounds like they were made for each other :)

>>62703779
(You)

>>62703779
Your father

>>62703822 (me)
i fucked up the word order fixing the typo but whatever

>>62703811
Well, I thought it was something serious, as in he was feeling undervalued or unsupported for his projects. But no, it's just some autists getting sad that new guy has an Eagle theme going on because he's a sniper. rumao

Crazy how we got 2 full new gens and still we don't have any new outfits. I am sure the redesigns fucked with a lot of things and plans. Magni I get but Vesper? He looked fine but still went through a bigger change than Magni.
I hope we get outfits for new years or at least early january, for VG too since it have been a while for them too.

>>62703822
Altare has never really leaned into the bird concept though. I don't think he considers himself a bird-themed Holostar, so having another guy take the eagle theme is totally fine by me.

>>62703164
And not the fun type of autism...the kind that's actively irritating.