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I love my wife Shiorin~

ToT

The pain and suffering never ends.

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Can't wait to bully Shiori live on stream.

SHIORI A CUTE

I am going to Shiori

Newsvella my newsloved...

I'm gonna join her mk room with "wife" as my name

>>62658039
make it Shiowife

One day I'll find my Novelwife...

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, u’u ag fah hi!

Shiori calling me a disgusting sick son of a novelite because I referred to her as my w*fe

I rigidly love Bookmark Short Novel!

I want Shiori to traumadump me next members stream

>>62658618
She got pretty traumadumpy in the last one already.

I might fall asleep before Mario Kart...

Shiori after studying all day at the library for exams call that Shiori Encyclopaedia.

Are Novelites still posting in the old thread okay?

>>62658992
just having some fun before the page turns

>>62658992
Just letting everyone know how much I love my wife.

>>62658992
I was expressing my love and affection for my wife Shiori!

>>62658992
Just wanted to shout my feelings for her. About how much I love my wife.

https://twitter.com/YONSHSA/status/1724949869125910825

>>62659127
>>62659222
>>62659325
>>62659336
I would say that in the end, the wife was the Shiori we made along the way.

Who decided that sanity was a requirement for these threads?

I tried

>>62659775
The ponytail...

>>62659943
Shiori, always.

If you do the Bloody Mary ritual in the bathroom, but say "marry shiori" repeatedly instead, she will marry you

I love wife posting... Can I make a request to any writer anon to write a short story about married life with Shiori?

>>62659922
Ah dang it. Oh well

>>62659943
goth girlfriend who can fix my car
>check engine light comes on
>shiori the genius mechanic figures out the problem and fixes it
>she gets dirty and covered in some oil
>have sex in the shower
>dry and comb her hair afterwards while she giggles

>>62660169
anything in particular you want to be doing?

>>62660267
I'll leave that to you, what is most comfortable for your writing. Just an everyday life with her...

>>62660169
>>62660336
NTA but I got a bit of free time from work and I miss writing so here we go.
>You wake up in the morning
>Rays of light peeking through the window
>You turn to your left side
>Shiori is laying next to you, her back towards you
>You reach over, your right arm around her waist
>Gently pulling her hair away, you kiss into the back of her neck softly.
>You can hear a couple giggles from her, and she happily greets you with a "Good morning." without turning.
>Your lips trace along the back of her neck continuously as she relaxes in your arm.
>Finally she interrupts you and turns around to face you
>She taps her lips a couple times, indicating that she wants a kiss on the lips instead.
>You lean in for a kiss and she pulls your head in instead.

>>62660721
AAAAA Thank you...

>>62660222
Shiori is... A FUCKING DORKY NERD

shiori will never be ballin

>>62660894

>>62661223
Nice. Good job.

>>62659445
MALPHAS
ASTEROTH

>>62661223
i kneel anon

>>62659445
Are you the anon that asked about it the Faith style drawing earlier? If so I fucking kneel.

hehe

Shiori is my waffle. She is blue.

>>62661718
Shiori would love Rean. Joshua too if she can get over self inserting as Estelle.

>>62660169
>>62660336
You slowly open your eyes to the sound of birds, and cars in the distance. Checking the clock you realize it's just a little after ten in the morning, but that's fine. You had a busy night last night, drinking with work colleagues and then when you got home, you and Shiori had a little fun too. Also, it's a Saturday, your day off. Checking the bed next to you, you notice that Shiori is no longer sleeping. When you woke up earlier she was peacefully snoozing and you kissed her on the cheek before going back down for a couple more hours. You wonder if she did the same when she woke up.

Quickly slipping on some comfortable around the house clothes you head downstairs to where you suspect Shiori is, the living room. She's always curled up on the couch with a book, playing a game or watching TV. There's also her habit of constantly pacing around the different rooms, she needs to get her ten thousand steps after all. Something she cutely refers to as her 'steppies'. Entering the living room with a yawn, as expected you find Shiori there. She's playing a game on her Switch. Pausing to look at you, Shiori smiles warmly. "Good morning, honey," she says, patting the couch next to her, inviting you to sit. "Did you sleep well?"

Plopping yourself down next to her, still somewhat asleep you nod your head lightly in response. You feel her hand run through your hair, scratching the back of your head affectionately before she turns her attention back to her game, the music filling the room and the silence between the two of you. "What are you playing?" You ask curiously, looking over and only seeing two pretty boys on screen. "It's a new otome game. I'm aiming for him," Shiori says, gesturing toward the regal blonde you see on screen before you. "He's the prince of a nation that has been betrayed by the main character's, my father in war. He starts off as your enemy but after realizing that you're a kind person he starts opening up. I'm confident I've nearly got him." Shiori advances a few more text boxes and you hear the prince's suave voice from the Switch speaker. You're not quite sure how you feel about your wife's hobbies, but you've accepted them as an important part of who she is.

"Did I ever tell you that you have bad taste in men?" You joke, elbowing Shiori in the side lightly. She snaps her head in your direction, her face scrunched up in a pout, before her expression lightens. Putting the Switch on the table next to the couch she slithers over to you, snaking her arms around your neck, pulling herself closer to your face. "Oh believe me, I have the absolute worst taste in men." Shiori giggles as she plants a kiss square on your lips. After a few seconds she backs off, breaking the kiss but still holding you in her embrace before heading in for another peck. "So, what do you want to do today?" Shiori inquires, between smooches. "We've both got the day off, so we could go out to do something. Or, we could enjoy each other's company right here."

>>62662114
Need the quick reandown post.

>>62662257
>he wants the quick Reandown
Haha, guess it's time to not hold back
>orphaned and adopted into a Noble family
>final student of a legendary swordsman
>secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good
>such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but also the men
>his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name
>chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha
>masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers
>wields a tachi and can teleport behind you
>beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in Trails in the Sky
>grows up to become a teacher, can romance his underage students
>just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him
>uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second
>is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor
>breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game
>even the protagonists of previous games hype him up
>kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending
>becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent
>has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.
>now a version of himself from an alternate timeline is trying to kill him because he's too chad
>awakens a new inner power to combat this alternate self, giving him heterochromia in the process
>tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,
>made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him
>is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

>>62659445
That's some great art, good job.

>>62661718
>>62662372
Sorry, wasn't me. I just noticed it on her art tag.
Not that anon from earlier either.

I'm not gonna make it, shiggers. Somebody race against her for me...

>>62662529
I'll ram my kart into her back bumper for you anon.

>>62663169
Hot.

>>62663169
Good god...

>>62660721
>>62662135
NTA, but thanks for the stories

Why was mine deleted...

>>62663625
What the fuck? I liked yours too, did you get a warning?

>>62663670
Nothing. Must have hit a stray, or touched a nerve.

Good morning.

>>62664068
Morning.

I just fapped. But not to Shiori again.

Nearly time for disappointment

>>62664887
Shiori has not disappointed me yet.

here is a reminder that every day we come closer to 3D and the unleashing of HER full power.

I forgot to update the game

>>62664958
She has disappointed me with stuff like not doing the spicy food challenge, not eating ze bugs, not doing the guerilla, and the brushed off book club.

>>62665029
you still have time

Daily reminder to connect your keyboard and put the stream in x2 for no delay to join faster to the room.

>>62665222
Just beat up that one guy from the hat stream and I'll be ok.

>>62660721
little late, but wanted to give it a shot while I ate

>it's 8 in the evening as you arrive home after a long day of work; you're exhausted as usual, but coming home to a certain someone invigorates your every step
>you can't help but crack a small grin as you unlock the door to your home and open it
>before you could even take off your jacket and shoes, you hear footsteps running from the kitchen towards the entrance of your home as you step through the doorway
>"Welcome home darling!" Shiori exclaims as she rushes up to embrace and kiss you as she throws her arms around your neck
>you ruffle her hair as she pulls away from you and she straightens out her apron
>noticing what she was wearing, you break out into a slight sweat
>"H-honey, you didn't use moldy food again, right?" you ask cautiously
>she smiles but quickly looks down as she ponders over what exactly she cooked for dinner
>"Uhm... I don't think so? Should be fine! Probably."
>you sigh with a chuckle as you resign yourself to finishing your loving wife's homecooked meal
>she takes your jacket and briefcase to put them away as you go down to take off your shoes
>"Oh shoot, I gotta take it off the stove before it overcooks!" she says as she dashes off towards the kitchen
>she peeks her head out the doorway to look at you
>"Be a good hubby and wash up for me while I get the table set, okay dear?" she says as she points a wooden spoon in your direction
>you hear something shatter in the distance as Shiori turns her head towards the source
>"GODDAMN IT PEPPER, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" she yells as she takes off one of her slippers and axe tosses it out of view before giving chase
>Salt, on the other hand comes down the stairs to greet you as he rubs his face against your leg
>you give him some quick pets before you go off to wash up for dinner as he purrs with approval, wrapping his tail around your hand
>it's a nice and simple affair at the table as you and Shiori eat the piping hot curry she made as the cats laze about on the floor
>you talk about your day at work as Shiori listens with rapt attention, always offering a snide comment as you chat about the latest gossip in the office
>she in turn talks excitedly about the educational streams she's been doing lately and she beams with pride as you praise her for working so hard
>after finishing up dinner you both work together to clean the dishes as you wash them and she dries them while she hums a little song
>once you settle in and put away everything, you both retire to the couch for a lazy evening of leisure
>Salt & Pepper join you both as they rest on your laps as Shiori leans her head on your shoulder reading a book while you flip through the channels before you settle on watching a show that focused on food around the world
>you spend an hour like this saying little else to one another, enjoying the companionable silence that made your newlywed life comfortable and cozy
>the weight on your shoulder gets a little heavier and a dull thud breaks it, startling the sleeping cats
>you turn your head to you notice that Shiori had fallen asleep and dropped her book
>you smile and kiss her lips, and her sleeping face breaks into a small smile
>"Anon..." she quietly mutters
>you pick her up and princess carry her to the bedroom to turn in for the night
>as you tuck in the both of you under the covers, you gently caress her cheek wondering how you got so lucky to be her husband
>in any case, you decide to take her on a surprise date tomorrow since you didn't have to go into work
>with these thoughts in mind, you embrace your dorky wife as you fall asleep

>>62665222
I'm not going to be able to join.

>Can’t play MK8 since I donnt have a Switch
>Working tomorrow during Hat in Time because I’m a wageslave
>Will miss out on ANYC because I am fucking broke

Bros…I’m suffering…please help me…

I have expectations from my wife today.

>>62665395
ah i'm a big dumb-dumb, meant for

>>62660169
>>62660336

i'll go and get the dress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlrhxa6CuM8
live

Mario Kart BGM My heart is suffering.

Mario music....I am at Mario

My wife is so cute today

>>62665439
Become a discord femboy and get a sugar daddy to give you money

>>62665439
Draw furries to earn money.

>she's going to be cooking in the dark
Oh boy, this is going to go well

The first audio diary was really nice and I'm glad to have supported her financially, but I'm disappointed that it doesn't seem like even soft, GFE-adjacent content will be on the menu going forward.

Money's starting to get tight anyway...I guess I'll save a copy of the first audio diary. For my own Shiori archive of nice memories with her

>The target console cannot be connected

this cooking stream sounds so cursed. I don't know if I can watch.

>>62665668
>>62665754
I can't wait

If she is going to wear the mask again for the cooking stream then I'm out.

>Have to suffer the tournament gacha
Fuck.

>>62665690
Thanks for the money. See you tomorrow.

>>62665439
>banished to vod realm simply because im yurop
she will never see me... and forget about me...

my credit card username...

my username "niggerfaggot" ...

>>62665861
My condolences NiggerBlaster1488

>>62665827
just wake up at 5am....

Should have tested this shit before she went live...

the way she says fuck is like a child

>>62665827
Are you posting in your sleep?

Well fuck this.

Siori...

Start of stream Novella scuff...home...

>I'm ditzy I'm ditzy
dyrbi

scuff... home..

>>62666047
i typed shiori~n and i need to head to bed.

I expected nothing and I'm disappointed beyond words.

>>62665826
That's kind of the thing though, I wish there was something that was going to bring me back but oh well. I'm also glad I got to spite that shithead Eilene with my donations

>>62666156
Bro, I'm a yuro and I just woke up. Stop going to bed at 5am.

She is getting too comfortable with her potty mouth and I don't like it

She was about to tap 365 times what the actual fuck

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE COVER STAFF TO HELP HER

God bless the autistic scuff.

>>62666267
I don't like it when she swears...

are your streams always this kino?

t. ruffian

She's so fucking stupid...

>>62666267
its only a matter of time until "good morning motherfuckers" will return and you can board the m*e train again.

>>62666382
she is a little... y'know...

>>62666382
Pretty much bau bau

>>62666382
Depends on the game
But mostly, YES.

>>62659943
>already a mechanic
Fuck... i guess biboo is cute.

>>62665809
wearing the mask is probably the smartest thing she does.

>>62666382
Yes. Enjoy.

NO ONE JOINS
DON'T JOIN

She's so bad at organizing things...

How is she messing this up

>Tournament is closed

Shiori is all alone...

this is like watching a comedy show

OH MY GOOD GOD SHE'S SO RETARDED

>>62666588
Pool's closed

My honest reaction

>>62665395
Heartwarming

Man I love how autistic she is

>>62666606
This IS le comedy.

>I'm pre- I'm typing it

EXCUSE ME???

KEEPS BULLYING HER

Her voice is breaking bois, she's anxious of being left alone

>Endless searching for players

Shiori high school friend group simulator

Nobody ever shows up to Shiori's birthday parties...

>Novelights playing together without Shiori
Shiori High school simulator ion action

I'm so hard right now

Her nervous breakdown voice is hot

I imagine her watching a tutorial how to make a room some minutes ago feeling so confident for this stream and then all this scuffs happens

It has now been one quarter of one hour

I got in a game, who the fuck are you cunts

does she think we hate her?

Shiori's future totsu experience.

Shiori basically just DDOS'd herself and has to rejoin her own tournament

>>62667000
I'm NiggerHolocaust88 nice to meet you :)

This is depressing

Goth girl has mental breakdown over Mario Kart live on stream

What is the fucking S-team doing?

>>62667210
Ignoring my w*fe

>>62667210
Drinking heavily in the corner, why?

SHE LOVES HER PARENTS

She LOVES herself!

>>62667210
banning w*fe sayers

Shiori is one of the self-deprecating posters...

Novelties, care to explain your oshi?
Because she's being veeeery, uh ... You know ...

Do you think Shiori is....you know.....?

she's all alone again...

Shiori is THE thread sister...

Shiori's husband is in ARMIS

She's getting sadshi bros...

When she eventually gets it right make sure NOT to join

>Alone
>Again

Literally who again.

Soundclip that what the fuck please, that was crispy as fuck

Bunch of utter retards in the chat that don't know they updated Friends so that you only need a Room ID
https://www.techradar.com/gaming/nintendo-switch/mario-kart-8-deluxe-update-removes-the-need-to-add-people-as-friends-before-racing-together

>If only you knew how bad things really are

>Timed out again

>>62667320
I HAVE BEEN SAYING IT SINCE FOREVER

:D

>>62667631
To be fair, they only just changed it in the most recent update.

>>62667649
Sound post with Everywhere at the end of time

>>62667738
:(

her cry is so hot...

>SOMEONE JOIN MY FUCKING GAME

:)

>please don't leave me, Im so desperate

brooos.....

Shiori is a fucking loner lmaoooo

He's all alone with Shiori....

>Clingy Shiori
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLD ME BACK BROS, I'M GONNA BUY MARIO KART RIGHT NOW

>>62667078
where the hell is this model from?

HACKERMAN

SHIORI YOU RETARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>4 races with 1 Novelite

That lucky son of a BITCH

any mariokartbro can explain what is happening with shiori room?

>>62667845
I like that she's swearing more it's cute

I wish I had mario kart so fucking bad...

1 on 1 time with shiori.... lucky mfer

She is so fucking stupid...

THE LUCKIEST NOVELITE

you niggas dont have any idea how much im seething that i dont own a switch and mk8

>>62667934
Made by this guy: https://twitter.com/sunekosurisuri_/status/1698731545929118067

>>62668086
I have Mario Kart and I'm seething harder than you.

...My game is still updating

I own a switch and MK but I'm not home at the moment

It this what lonely women looks like?

Ok Haruna I need you to dunk on this retarded autist four times in a row, godspeed

>>62668179
Mine is still downloading..

CAHM ON HARUNA
YOU'RE REPRESENTING ALL THE NOVELITES

Puppet Combo is no longer her worst stream.

I would be funny if he time out in middle of the race

>The special Novelknight

>>62668267
This is scuffkino though. Also her breakdown voice has been turning me on.

>>62668267
Fuck you this is depressionkino

>>62668344
>>62668347
Nah fuck that shit I wanted to join.

>>62668267
This is her best stream

>>62668267
what you mean?? this is kino

>>62668267
Her best streams are the ones where she fucks up from her usual "preparation"

>>62668267
This is her best stream yet

I'm jealous that this one person is going to get to play four fucking races with her.

Hey er... I find Shiori's desperation kinda hot.

I've been zoned out masturbating while listening to her voice for the last 30 minutes, what did I miss?

Wow she actually leaves
She's learning from the Smash stream

JPS CAN'T STOP WINNING

That guy lives in hongkong, Shiori. That's a fucking weeb.

>>62668267
She has never had a bad stream

Her suffering is so hot...

i love my wife's tourist japanese

Novelites, actually join your oshi's fucking games holy shit

>>62668606
NOT MY FAULT SHE'S A FUCKING RETARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>62668606
WE'RE TRYING SHE'S JUST RETARDED

If I were to marry her one day, I would want her to suffer like this holy shit. Her desperation is so fucking SEXY. Her neediness is intoxicating.

How comes Shiori is known for being a workaholic and prepares too much but still fucks up all the time LOL

It’s adorable

>>62665668
>>62668502
Sex
This is the most dysfunctional Mario Kart stream I've ever seen

>>62668644
>>62668675
GOD SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT THANK YOU S TEAM FOR LETTING HER SUFFER

>>62668690
Being purposefully distant so Shiori becomes desperate and needy for you! Withholding affection until she pleads for it in this same quivering breakdown voice!

it's been 30 minutes

>>62668690
Least abusive Novelite

>>62668703
Well, you know what they say
No plan survives first contact

>might delete the stream afterwards
it's shiover

>Alone in the world with only Haruna
HARUNA IS SO FUCKING LUCKY

I got in trouble for being a B student...

>I prefer to be a B student
Shiori your parents would have a heart attack if they heard that

what a strange/cute reaction to being told about NAT types

>we're down to getting oneguyd into router config

It's never been so shiover

Why does her thing say only friends?
My tab says friends and rivals

Bros, I expected this to be her getting beaten by other Novelknights in races.
This has surpassed expectations. I love this scuffkino.

>>62668690
DESU, I expect more to join the bullylite after today

What the fuck is wrong with novelites

>shiori you need to forward your ports to play this game multiplayer
>fuwaaaa? pworts???? what are those?

SHIORI I AM GETTING ABUSIVE

I'm disappointed in Henmama

>>62668974
SHES RETARDED WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO ANON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>62668886
After getting in trouble for getting a poor grade in later elementary my young self snapped in regards to academia despite being a good child and working diligently before

>>62668929
Yeah this might be the issue, she has some kind of different version or setting

>>62669037
she's cute though

So were there actually other games going on without her?

>>62669037
IDK, KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND OFFER TO PLAY SPLIT SCREEN LOCAL MULTIPLAYER???

>>62669148
Yes

WYRMS ARE IN

I don't know what is happening

Shiori is unlocking my sadistic and abusing kinks.

Get fucked paypigs, poorfags are in now (we won't get in because she is incompetent)

If she loads up Smash this will be so fucking funny

>>62669237
Our Princess is a little retarded she ain't beating the autist allegations

>Another literal who room

No wonder she gets bullied in school

she's doing it on purpose
SHE HAS TO BE DOING IT ON PURPOSE

Ususally rooms are full within 1 sec
The room is fucked

Thos is brutal, fourty one minutes later and still nothing....

Why is everyone joining a different room wtf

>again
>it has been 40 mins
>only 1 race

Does she have some setting locked somewhere that prevents non-friends from joining?

Bets on when will Shiori start breaking down.

>NAT type
>DNS settings

Lol it's over. Stream ending soon, it was fun though.

>>62669474
She's been for a while now

>>62669465
Maybe she set the lobby to only accept racers from her region.

SHIORI YOU DUMB BITCH
t. Shiori Novella

I hope she cries onstream

>Type 3/Strict/Type D: The device is connected through multiple routers or firewalls, or the required ports are being blocked. Consoles with this NAT type are restricted in the services they can access, and may have trouble connecting to online games or voice chats.
She's fucked

>D NAT Type

>>62669556
Then there would still be American Novelknights joining in

she didn't fuck with the DNS settings why do people say this

It's because she has a VPN.

>>62669603
Is she playing with her VPN on?

It is her VPN fucking everything up, right?

Yeah it's the vpn, she's fucked

She's unironically behind 7 proxies

>multi billion dollar valuation company
>can't help their wagies with basic technical setup

Classic

Just turn the VPN off, Shiori is a schizo

>>62669744
Need a Shiori edit of this now.

This is it, this is the stream I fap to Shiori Novella ch.

Is she coping by saying that she is TOO advanced for nintendo and mario kart?

Novelites.. your oshi..

>>62669776
She's such a privacy freak it's scary

THE RETURN
OF OUR BOY

HARUNA

>Heh you can't play Mario Kart with me, I'm behind seven proxies

>haruna also has the d

>>62669765
Her suffering is sexy and cute
>>62669776
I love my schizo wife

Haruna had to be a added as a friend or something there's no way

ENTER

Haruna, my beloved Harunavella

Where's your D?!

Wait..
Okay. I have an idea.
I think the anon who said she restricted her room to only accept people from the same region is right. And she is VPNing to Japan.. and this guy is Japanese.

.........

Haruna the MVP
Truly our boy

Why does she care so much about her vpn? What secrets is she hiding?Freemason? FBI?

WHO THE FUCK IS HARUNA

Fucking dumb bitch.

NOVELITE TURN ON YOUR VPN TO JAPAN AND JOIN SHIORI ROOM

>>62670001
Fuck off, Nordman, I'm not downloading your VPN

>>62669989
Male yab

>>62669925
This feels like the actual explanation. Shiori...

>>62669925
so if I VPN my switch to Japan I can join Shiori...

>>62669925
>>62670001
his region says Hong Kong though? Also wouldn't the vpn have to be directly linked to the router since she's on a switch?

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR VPN YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING SCHIZO

>Shiori cries for 2 hours zatsudan
I would unironically watch and cum

>>62670071
You can have VPN clients directly on your router

>>62670131
Is she smart enough to do that though?

>>62670071
probably any asia country and having D nat should work

>joining novelites games to spectate and shit talk

Ok ok this could be kino

>>62670131
HOW PARANOID IS SHE

Someone save this dork.

>>62670165
no but one of her friends probably is

>>62670165
She is smarter than she lets on. She plays dumb most of the time.

it was revealed that she uses proton vpn when she alt tabbed in the members stream

>>62669925
>He isn't Japanese
Baka gaijin

Is Haruki somehow jumping her VPN?

It's shiover...

WHAT
THE
FUCk

>>62670203
No kitty pictures paranoid

>>62670236
How do I /become/ a nip like these dogs.

HENMAMA AND S TEAM I FUCKING HATE YOU

Did i wake up at 5 am for nothing.....

how was the smash stream fine, do I blame the nintendo servers

>>62670216
>>62670227
but for what reason? How paranoid is she

Is this her first stream that's this scuffed? Shiori...

she is gonna cry after stream...

>>62670352
Anon...

this is both the funniest and saddest mario kart stream in existence

>>62670352
>nothing
Shiori breaking down isn't enough for you?

For having a whole team of mods they sure are absolutely useless.

>>62670310
>tries to hide herself behind 7 proxies
>random JP already figured out how to hack her

>>62670447

S-Team has been absolutely fucking useless from the start

>>62670447
they are not her tech support retard

Why not just do a zatsu...

>>62670539
based

>>62670447
This was shown during the Sports Festival where she was genuinely acting like a loner sperg not knowing anything about what's going on

>>62670467
Nah he probably just happened to be in whatever region her VPN spit her out at

>>62670539
KEK

>>62670310
Yeah I don't understand how Haruna is able to join

wait I looked away for a sec is she actually playing with members now?

oh no wait she said NPCs rip

>>62670467
If you have NAT type A you could join.

>>62670582
>genuinely acting like a loner sperg
I don't think even a competent support team could fix this.

>>62670539
NEEDS THE HAIRPIN
FIX IT PLEASE ANON

>>62670582
She'd need a therapist for that not some moderators

>>62670649
she's been unfixable from the start.

>>62670539
Naisu

the zoomer to end ALL zoomers

>>62670539
Who would win, 7 proxies or one JP novelite?

>>62670644
This involves changing a million settings including setting your router to a static IP by contacting your ISP or some shit
This means no more shitposting with a quick router reset to ban dodge which I don't think any anon is gonna do for a quick minute of gameplay

>>62670743
Jesas...

>>62670798
Static IP is common though

This sucks. This is dumb.

>>62670896
I wanted a zatsu...

>>62670743
Don't you have to be at least 13 to have a Youtube account?

>>62670743
Holy FUCK I'm old

Wouldn't the NAT settings fuck with the smash stream as well?

>>62670968
anon I'm about to blow your balls off with this revelation.

People lie on the internet.

>>62670968
>are you 13 or older?
>yes sir

>>62671022
But she already did smash online

>>62670743
to be fair nobody fucking bought a wii u, that console was made to die.

>>62670896
>>62670950
you novelites are spoiled, this stream is legendary

I wanted to play with her...

This did turn into a zatsu lol.

>>62671106
exactly, so is it really the vpn or nat setting? Feel like it was just server fuckery

NTR MENTION INCOMING

is nintendo's matchmaking always this terrible? the smash stream wasn't this scuffed.

>>62671022
She secretly travelled without telling us and is using a VPN to pretend she's still home so we don't realize and find the Free Mason basement she is streaming out of right now

>>62670950
This is a zatsu

I guess not having a switch and never expecting to get in really improves the stream for me

>>62671245
Yes. Nintendo matchmaking is god awful.

I like listening to her talk imagine her rambling about eggs and semen after you cum in her

>>62671120
I bought a Wii U for the Wonderful 101

>330 hours on Animal Crossing
Woman moment

>>62670566
>>62670950
Every stream is a zatsu with Shiori, fool.

>>62671245
likely, mario kart always give some kind of problems

Nerissa The Ravencroft

Nerissa mentioned she's been kidnapped by the lesbian white woman

>>62671155
I'm a needylite....

>>62671245
Nintendo's online services are comically awful, and they used to be even worse.

You have to wear 3 condoms while having sex with Shiori.

>>62671304
listen covid was hard on people

How many hours she spends on characterAI?

Shiori should get into tulpas.

>>62671304
I put 5.6k hours in BDO in a year and half during covid...

>>62671564
Too many

Shiori is in the /g/ threads

Shiori is definetly an /aicg/ user.

>>62671618
Shiori's main workstation is on Archlin*x

She should change the stream title again

Please stop talking about farts...

>>62671533
It's okay femnovelite, you don't have to explain your addiction.
>>62671597
Goddamn.

>>62671671
>She's using a pirated version of Windows on a virtual machine to run the Holo app

Wait so she's making her own AI just so she can schlick without filters?

>>62671470
I like when she mentions Nerissa cuz it's cute but now I am going to be irrationally jealous of the white woman

It is the NAT type? For what reason did she change it wtf??

>>62671470
Won't that tear the condoms thereby sabotaging it?

>>62671901
She didn't, she has shit ton of proxies and vpns going on so it fucked with it

>>62670688
>he doesn't scream "MODS" and mods come help him whenever life is hard for him
ngmi

>>62671470
>His dick isn't behind 7 condoms
NGMI

>>62671935
that's how autism works

>>62671935
She knows what she is doing

>>62671849
How hairy do you think her pussy is also imagine the smell of her goon cave

Ok so it’s 100% her VPN(s)

alright, I'll see you guys on moooms asmr stream

>>62672054
she definitely holds off on shaving

>>62671671
Shiori is a gentoochad

>May 2nd 2024
I wonder if I'm still alive by that time

Oh yes, friends again. Lovely.

>>62671671
Not possible, she hasn't mentioned it yet (btw).

>>62672203
May 2nd is also my birthday, I can't wait

did i just hear "vedal"

>watching star trek with her male friend....