/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura is sedated!

Gura is to less for the confined of the area of circumference about the room she enjoys diverge into streaming for her own good and kitcat!

>>62650674

Graduation when?

Status update please, she has only gone to the toilet 3 times during her entire career during a livestremm, so which of this is it:

1) She doesn't have to since she is always dehydrated

2) She has a massive bladder so she can go 10 hours easily

5) She wears a diaper during stream and just let it flow

6) She has a cumbud below her Sophia Urista style

Day 61! Give it up for day 61!

>>62650843
It's a comibination of all 3 top ones.

>>62650895
I miss Gura, she is amazing, she is superior to everyone <3

Gurass

why do the japanese like gura so much?

they seem to really love her over there despite not streaming at all

>coments critizising Gura in X, reddit, instagram and tik tok are bein discussed and not just told to fuck off
Gura stream soon I guess.

I'm not sure how to feel about Gura being the first Hololive EN member to be depicted having sex in an official project. I goom to her all the time but for some reason this makes me uncomfortable

>>62651126
ok i can understand twitter. even reddit to some degree. but how the fuck do you knhohw what's going on in instagram and tiktok you are cancer

>>62651002
Looks like a man.

chance of stream today?

>>62651050
They love sharks and lolis.

>>62651206
I know she likes insta and watched tik tok some times so i scout those places too

>>62651126
Yeah saw some of that. I think I will join in the fun, I feel like some retarded yesbud with enough following might bite and potentially cause a shitstorm large enough to be noticed by actually relevant people. Doing it to summon streams, wish me luck brothers

>>62651435
stop "scouting" for gura comments you fucking loser

I hate my life so much!!

>>62651435
she watches reposted tiktoks on instagram though so your excuse is lame

>>62651539
No one cares, Gura.

>>62651657
KEK

Child

>>62651657
Cheeky.

>>62651657
to be accurate the guy needs to be throwing a party and shitposting similar comments dozens of times a day in the last panel

How can you guys me mad at someone that gave us this?

>>62651657
heh

>>62651775
Harlot

>>62651912
"3 years of this BABYYYY"

I love when Gura takes 1 edibles to many before streaming <3

>>62652060
Gura does not take edibles.

Gura stream NYOW

>>62652353
NYO

>>62652260

>>62652383
RIGHT NYOW

>>62652343
Sure she doesn't buddy, sure she doesn't

I love Gura. Time makes the heart grow fonder.

>>62651796
look at those teeth. a sharks mouth is not a place you wanna be

>>62651657
kek saved

>>62652715
speak for yourself

>>62651657
can we get a shrimp head?

>>62651912
that's precisely why we're mad, that brat is withholding

Gura if you're here, please don't graduate. I do genuinely love your content.

In my headcanon Gura is taking time off for singing and Japanese lessons.

>>62653016
uhh she sure didn't show off that japanese at sportsfes

>>62653016
she's been doing that for a year now

>>62652715

>>62653070
She's shy and self conscious, get overwhelmed easily when everybody's talking at once.

>>62653141
that might be worth the trip to the hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17kPS7r2mhU
HOLY SHIT, GURA IS DOING ASMR AGAIN ON HER ALT ACCOUNT

>>62653309
shill your oshi elsewhere, hooman

Ya know... I think my shark wife Gura is really cute.

>>62653309
Mumei is boring. Shill her somewhere else. We aren't watching

>>62653383
I actually just saw it in my sub box, and wanted to make a Gura and Mumei are the same person joke

>>62653737
why are you subbed to anyone other than gura?

>>62651657
>tfw antis make better content than gura
kek

>>62653011
What content?

>>62653737
i know you were making a joke but this isn't the best time considering the current climate

>>62651002
I want to restrain her to stop her from falling and hurting herself
and then do unspeakable things to her

>>62653798
well.. other people have been a bigger source of Gura content than Gura herself "lately" so...
>>62653937
sowwy~

>>62653932
Her Karaoke's for one. Her DMC, GTA and Stanly Parable playthroughs are still my favorites. Even her RUST shenanigans were funny to me even though the game itself sucked.

Dicks out for Gura

whoosh
abracadabra
You are all now minus one penis

>>62654412
Tender Lesbian segs with Gura with clitties smashing together.

>>62654503
>I only have 2 penises left now
FUCK!
the one on my elbow made going to the bathroom so much more convenient

>>62653309
Does moom do gfe asmr

>>62650843
Maybe she uses a catheter

>>62655159
Women doesn't have penises

>>62654861
Idk, I don't watch her

>>62650843
Colostomy bag>>62651126

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1724743841922863208
Thoughts?

>>62655866
Haachama is a good girl she would never eat Gura

>>62655866
DELETE THIS

so what the fuck is gura's problem anyways?
shouldn't she be more appreciative of the people who've supported her for so long?

>>62655956
>>62655971
I do hope they can collab one day. And maybe have a nibble.

>>62656007
She is.
You JUST GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

Gura cute Gura cute!

Shark x Pirate da cute!

>>62656007
She is. Gura is having sex with all the 2yr members as a way of saying thank you. She does it in alphabetical order tho... My name starts with AAA

>>62656929
>implying I would let her leave once it's my turn

Domo dino desu

How much would you realistically pay to Gura to stream again? (only one stream guranteed)

>>62657206
whatever she wants, as long as she streams into my mouth

>>62657206
Whatever belly button lint i can scrape up from mine

>>62656049
Gura actually planning on talking to Haachama at Sports fes to give her a sword she found. Sadly Haachama was on hospital that day.

Wife soon?

Is there a YouTube subscriber graph available? I would like to see how her subs have increased during this ghosting phase

>>62657347
Damn. That's a shame. I hope she remembers again one day.

>>62657473
It hasn't increased since right after the anniversary.

>>62657347
Proof?

>>62657635
Just watch sport fes stream, I didn't know which one it was a year ago why would I remember.

>>62653016
My headcanon is that she's an AI undergoing a new training run.
Next version will have to pretend to be bad at math.
And have to hold back how adorable she can be, or the humans will go crazy.

>>62657479
She still has Haachama's sword in her sulky box

>>62657696
Why you bringing up ancient stuff you tard?

Sex with a fembud.

>>62655866
Gura has already graduated. They just haven't made the announcement yet.

>>62657761
Because we are talking about Gura and Haachama and that was the last thing Gura talking about Haachama? Are you retarded or something? Do you even read what I replied to?

Gura, you want a manager/assistent? Pay me 2'000 USD / month and i'll be your tardwrangler! I cook for you, make very lose schedule, i'm your bodyguard, i deal with your Holo-managers, call me!

>>62657750
That's good she held onto it. With Chammers bringing Gura up, it makes me want to see them together. It would be a neat thing to show her.

>>62657948
This but I'd do it for free

>>62657982
Difference is that you are a creep that would sniff her dirty underware as a payment while i am atleast semi-normal

Where do I find gura-like girls

>>62657948
This, except I'd do it for 1.800 USD and a high five

Haachama ate gura

>>62658264
and Gura ate Marine, Voreception.

>>62658264
Ask her parents to create another one for you!

Gawr ate the marin

>>62658333
And tell them not to make her ultra-lesbian this time

>>62658264
>Marine fucked Gura
>Haachama cooked Gura
Which is next?

>>62658467
Gura stremm?

Gurass

>>62659084
rubrubrubrub

>>62658467
I marry Gura.

>>62659664
Why do you want Marines sloppy seconds?

I want Gura to sneeze in my mouth

https://youtu.be/JeJI-jUFcaI?t=3929

>watches Blue's Clues
>then watches super violent drug shows like Breaking Bad
>plays Peppa Pig game
>plays super violent horror game

explain

>>62660129
She like babbu shows but also edgy stuff.

>>62660129
Gura likes big juicy butts

>>62660129
is that surprising or something? lots of that shit normies watch and do

>>62660129
She can be the cutest little womanchild you'll ever meet...... or a twisted fucking psycho shart!

https://youtu.be/JeJI-jUFcaI?t=4658

"Gura, you're not leaving, right?"
"Erhm, ee, hm, ee no that hasn't been a thought of mine"

:S :S :S I am scared

I want to die

>>62660810
Play some vidya and chill out chumbie

>>62651173
Even in the context of the MV, it wasn't real.
Marine dies and those are her final thoughts. In her last moments, she imagined her relationship with Gura the way she wanted it to be, but it was all shinkiro -- a mirage.
Go look at the scene again. It's in a featureless, white void on a dream-like bed. It's completely inconsistent with the entire realistic setting of the rest of the MV.

Also, in the credits, Gura ditches the bottled ship thing that Marine gave her that she loved so much in the earlier scenes. Gura never even cared about her in the MV. In fact, when Marine squeezes her hand, Gura doesn't squeeze back.
Gura is depicted as a cute, innocent siren that turns out to be a horrible, unfeeling monster incapable of understanding Marine's feelings or her last request of staying with her.

>>62660960
You english majors can really find meaning in everything.

>>62660960
maybe gura isnt real at all...

>>62660960
It’s unironically marine’s fault for not understanding the nature of the wild animal she became obsessed with. Like trying to keep a tiger as a pet and being surprised when you get mauled.

Gura is autistic and took marin's request literally. Technically they became one as marine entered gawr's stomach.

>>62660810
same desu

I shitposted on pat rothfuss yesterday and that fucker hasnt published in 12 years. if you think ill give up on gura you've got another thing coming.

>>62660770
then why did you leave us, Gura?

I'm jealous of Marine. Dammit these hags are always after me shark cunny.

The moral of the story is that we need to kill Gawr.

>>62661416
are you in love with "pat rothfuss" and want to marry/mating press him?

>>62661547

>>62661547

>>62661645
>>62661657

>>62661762

>>62661810

>>62661416
>>62661645
>>62661657
>>62661762
>>62661810
>>62661913
100% this whole sequence is Kronii spamming GGG

>>62662031
kronii is /here/?

>>62661913

I have a paizuri fetish but if I get to marry Gura, that is a sacrifice I am willing to let go.

>>62662081
Always has been, it's obvious

>>62662149

>>62662031
This makes me happy that both Gura and all the other girls are here to have fun with all of us. Think the most fun we had was after the overwatch stream she did and after what she said the shit posting upset her so much so accidentally outted that it was her posting here and then we started more on the subject to upset up so much they give her a vacation for a few days. We know the girls are good at their job when they can find time to come here and have fun with the rest of us. I love each and everyone of them and why I support them. I don't care what they do off stream or who they do it with just so long as I get to enjoy streams and singing when they come back.

>>62662210
I used to be into big boobs, but not too big, then I became an ass man, but Gura really made me lust for her deliciously flat chest. I really want to suck on her little buds just as much as I want to spank her bony ass.

>>62662375
You're a genuine retard

>>62662244

>>62662510

>>62662550

did i miss anything chumbie?
i was banned for one month

>>62662654

>>62662375
Why even write this cuck garbage as a joke?

>>62662664
Did you post cunny or something?

The dino gura are a peaceful species. I don't have enough combative dinos.

>>62662748
i did some funny things in /pol/
anyway, I saw goober and mariner new MV and it was amazing, bittersweet feeling

>>62662836
'is this a real photo?

>>62662670

>>62662940

>>62662903
yes, national geographic publishes this photo

is there any photos of dino mating season

>>62662467
But I'm a happy retard.
>>62662676
Sir Gura is no joke to me. Just like my love for High-Quality glass. stuff is so clear it's like a ghost.

>>62662891
Theres something really wholesome about that image. I like it.

just spent $150 on that suisei jacket
my wallet has been heavier as of late and I need to buy something

>>62662977
Thats really cool! I want to go there and pick myself a pet dino goobs

>>62662959

>>62663025
Anon literally everyone knows that was you larping then because you replied to yourself over and over again and you're the only one that still brings it up. Fuck off you massive retard

>>62663077

>>62663050
buy me

>>62663050
Start up a shrimp tank. 100 bucks is more than enough to get started.

>>62663144

>>62663234
I'm calling in the dino elders

>>62663296
they too, shall fall

>>62663424

Fighting gawr got me all hungry.
Time for dinner.

>>62663503

I'll have to eat a bunch of you to regain my strength

It is well know that Japanese men have small balls and lowest testosterone of all cultures, no wonder the "Best girl" can't tardwrangle the Holo ladies

>>62663935
Eat the retard in the bubble.

Dino Gura should have been her new outfit. That pre schooler design was hideous and generic.

>>62665117
yeah...that would've been kino and i wouldve died from cuteness every time she used it

>>62665180
>every time she used it
So you would not have died a single time then

>>62665235
sad but true...

the tokyo station acyrlic stand is up for sale now (in japan)

Everywhere I go...I see her face

https://x.com/hololivetv/status/1724966849346216431?s=20

>>62665306
I really want this one, the design is extra cute.

>>62665306
why is my sweet gooba using nazi outfit...

>>62665117
Hey screw you, buddy. The school outfit is VERY cute.

>>62665306
>>62665403
https://buyee.jp/mercari/search?keyword=%E3%81%90%E3%82%89
you can buy it from here

>>62665458
i can recommend this site, i always using their service for buying camera or lens from japan

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

Strongbuds: status?

>>62665117
I thought it was a middle schooler outfit

>>62666125
Gura can be any age you want her to be.

>>62666104
still doing my weight lifting reps 3 times a week

>>62666104
I made money this week for the first time in my life. Maybe I'll get a real job next year.

>>62665549
oohh did u got one of those radioactive ones with thorium on the glass?

>>62666327
I'm proud of you

>>62666260
What type of meat do you recommend to bulk up?

>>62666104
It feels conceited to call myself a strongbud, but I'm doing my best just keeping myself busy and still thinkin' about gooba.

>>62666226
She's 14.

>>62666520
yes, chumbie
super takumar 50mm 1.4, shit highly radioactive but produces stunning pictures, i keep that glowing lens in the lead-lined lens tube

asahi optical was secretly a nuclear power plant i think...

>>62666104
I just pumped two 10lbs dumbbells about twenty times.

>>62666719
I don't really pay attention to what kind of meat I eat, but I guess if you want to gain weight, pork would have the most calories since it's higher in fat than chicken or beef.

>>62667094
I'm proud of you, repsbud.

>>62667094
>CLM
What did she mean by this?

Gura in her new outfit is so erotic. I just want to hug her tightly while I go balls deep inside her.

>>62667336
Cunny Lives Matter.

>>62667763

>>62667196
Certain cuts of pork such as the tenderlion aren't that bad in fat and are cheaper to mass consume than chicken.

>>62667336
i think you're misreading it

>>62668071
CLM hole?

Imagine guras stinky wet sperm farts after anal

Do you think Gura would do well in at her new job in retail? I feel that I might make her cry if I only complained that the shoes she packed was the wrong size.

>>62668184
>I feel that I might make her cry
Your cheer excistance would make her cry, ugly fucker

>>62668184
i don't get how Gura could work any regular job without getting mating pressed by all her coworkers T u T

>>62668184
>retard thinks this will happen
It's sad you think gura will ever work a normal job, you know how much I love her? More than you can imagine, my wife gura will be pampered and always be comfy.

>>62668326
Is it wrong to have face tattoos? Is this why I can't attract Gura-like woman?

>>62668022
Naruhodo

Shit's wild, yo

>>62668485
Okuraseru

>>62668901
Dericious

>>62668901
why is bl**p there

I told my classmates what is my ideal kind of girlfriend and showed them this.
They laughed and said that's a child. Please tell them they are wrong.

should I buy a Gura 2022 birthday set for $85?
I feel like thats a pretty solid deal

looks like we have Duvet perms since Ame just sang it. doubt Gura will learn it unless pressured to though

Gura is currently in a manic depression because things between her a bloop went south and they're no longer together.

>>62669239
Fuck your friends!

Who animated that?

>>62669667
It's from her offical tiktok not sure if they use it anymore tho.

>>62669579
That $85 would be better spent on a dildo to ram up your ass

>>62669612
Did she get hungry?

>>62669667
i think this is one of the things she recorded at ame's mocap studio

Stop being so horni, my wife is really not that lewd.

>>62669582
Insane that it took 3 years for someone to sing it.

>>62669612
She did not like that mascot at all and even had to go as far as having him made into a cushion so people could set on him.

>>62668326
Seething indog hours

>>62669239
That's not a child, that's a 14-yr-old lolita.

>>62669895
part of it was the new karaoke perms shit made it hard since it wasn't on the list but yea still crazy that it wasnt sang back when anything could be sung

>>62669612
actually i'm the one going south on gura

>>62669973
I hope more of the girls sing duvet in their karaoke

>>62670110
if it becomes a trend maybe gura will sing it on her return karaoke...

>>62669579
that doesn't sound far off from the normal price if it includes shipping, you could do worse
I finally started using the bowl this month, it's bigger than I thought it was in my head

>>62668901

Shion is sexier than Gura

>>62670518
this but marine

>>62670518
this but okayu

>>62670518
this but hakka

>>62670518
Gura approves this message

>>62670518
this but gawr

>Gura stopped streaming for months
>Debut New Holostars Gen out of nowhere
Gura is silently protesting about the Homos again
I love my sharkwife.

>>62671555
I still don't understand why they keep pumping out homo gens

>>62671555
Even though I know this is stupid, let's say it was true. Cover is gonna keep churning the fags out so where does that leave Gura? Stuck perpetually doing nothing

>>62671137
gaybud...

>>62671555
I hope Gura streams over their debut time slot.

>>62671656
My dream is for Cover to release a holoEN gamers branch filled with fembuds.

>>62671857
I hope Gura streams.

>>62671948
I hope Gura

I hope

so see you next year wasn't a joke huh

>>62672085
Why does cover keep releasing homos

GUUURRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I

>>62672196
I like your ritualpost shanabud

>>62672196
Please don't post other vtubers in GGG

>>62671927
They're waiting Rindo turns 18

>>62671853
Mods are homotelephones, they removed that mention but not the others :D

>>62672459
They are what now?

Did I miss anything today?

>>62672320
No you're thinking of the other redhead.

>>62672459
because the others are not off-topic

>>62672593
The fuck? They turned Lina into a vtuber???

>>62672594
What? Doesnt make any sens

>>62672682
Hololive only sir

>>62672667
Yes.
Well, it was just her VA doing a special event.

>>62672594
So, shion, marine, okayo, amelia is ontopic but hakka, nope, THATS offtopic

>>62672570
No. Just like every other day

>>62672748
Hakka is in Hololive though? Holostars has been a part of Hololive since 2021, or 22

>>62672781
Yeah?

>>62672781
Correct. Is it that hard to understand?

>>62672570
cover's funneling even more of the money you spend on gura into homos

>>62672956
i want gura to beat the shit out of me, stomp on my dick, piss on my face, all of that good stuff

>>62650977
Aim better next time.

>>62672887
I said Hololive not Hololive production

>>62673064
That means everyone whos ever bought Gura merch and SC and membership is gay

>>62673064
Why isn't cover doing something useful with that money? They should start a dinogura amusement park instead.

>>62673153
The last membership I bought was on February because I was expecting that promised lovenest valentines ASMR. In the end I was disappointed and wasted my money for a BBQ game that was privated on her members ch.

>>62673170
Yeah, i want to ride Gura

>>62673170
More like a dinogura conservation area. Things are not looking good for the population in the wild and they struggle to reproduce in captivity

>>62673170
I would like to go to Gurassic Park

I just Gura

>>62673347
Once we kill Gawr, the dino gura will once again roam the earth.

>>62672781
Holos Gura has had sex with vs whoever the fuck hakka is.

>>62673170
They could've made a shitty gacha game by now and tripled their revenue but they're retarded.

>>62673499

I will spend my entire life researching on reproducing dino Guras or sharkgirls.

>>62673783
Make sure to post your doctoral thesis here.

>>62673750
inb4 they make a shitty gacha filled with homos and postulate various nonsensical reasons as to why it failed.

>>62673499
you'll never defeat me, someone has to keep your numbers in check.

>>62673596
Its like a sugondese joke. Hakka deez nuts

>>62674001
didn't kay yu say that holocure will have homos eventually?

>>62673775
>>62674011

Rough boundery breaking sex with gura, and intimate slow passionate sex with gawr.

>>62674094
Yeah in 2026

Does Gura turn red when having sex? It's a shame... I liked blue more.

>>62674451
She only turns red when it's non-consensual sex. Gawr is an atlantean defense mechanism.

>>62674451
yeah shes kinda like the kalars in the alicesoft games

>>62674569
Marine raped gura then?

>>62674451
I think she can stay blue for lovey-dovey sex

>>62674569
I can't seem to turn this sharkgirl red. Even as I get down on my knees, she refuses to show me her cunny. The tail is too strong to pry open too.

>>62674669
Marine is a known sexual predator. Absolutely she raped Gura.

>>62674788
H-hot

>>62650895
Haven't been here in a few days, curious if anything happened, question answered. Unironically best poster in the thread.

>>62674742
skill issue

>>62675029
Imagine if Gura showed us her underware with a ribbon in it, i would friendly fire instantly

As pissed as I am about the ghosting, I still greatly respect Gura's policy towards the homos. If I were ever entrusted with modding chat for her (rare) streams, I would be fiercely loyal and nuke anyone and everyone who tries to bring them up. I would also never use the mod account to speak in chat, because I, too, am a male, and I would never want to sully the fans' experience.

>>62675416
This post was gayer than Holostars

>>62675603
I can't help but spill out the entirety of what's going on in my head when I'm drunk, sorry

Since no one answered my question the other day I'll answer it myself. After finishing the show I think Gura would like Nao, she's bratty but sweet too and I liked seeing her get excited over food because it also reminded me of Gura. Plus they look kinda similar, but Gura is cuter. I really want to watch more movies or shows with Gura...

>>62675416
based, I would do the same

>>62676295
I never finished Charlotte. I used to drop way too many shows back when I kept up with entire seasons of anime.

>>62676295
I don't remember this story but did the little sister died in the end? I remember he got crippled

Gura is streaming on Mumeis channel now, doing ASMR

>>62676528
I thought the ending was just okay, honestly it wasn't all that satisfying but that's partially because it felt rushed and partially because I just wish it went a slightly different direction. I don't normally worry about the story too much on short shows like this though, as I mainly watch them for the cute characters.
>>62676679
actual spoilers they brought her back to life near the end of the show because of time travel

>>62677001
You gotta get better audiogear chumbie

>>62677049
Oh yeah I remember now, he lost his memories too.

asmr cuddlenest soon.

>>62677001
That being said moom is pretty good at this. She should do more serious asmr.

>>62672956
What’s wrong with her arm? It looks like a little T-Rex hand :3

>>62678108
This is perfect. Only way to make it better is with cyb0rseggz.

So the new boys are out. Like always, I will just leave them alone and do their own thing but if any of them ever mention Gura or force a collab with her, I will harass them every single day until they graduate. GURA IS MINE AND MINE ONLY UOOOHHHHH

>>62679007

>>62678108
it's pretty amateurish, I listened to most AMSR vtubers

I'm gonna goom in Moom.