/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>62635390
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>62635390
>AXEL BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>NEW COVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrRudEJ6aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3u7fZFoQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkiK9V1INws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-yWTQtyjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ

>>62635390
>AXEL BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>NEW COVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrRudEJ6aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3u7fZFoQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkiK9V1INws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-yWTQtyjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZM_j14-ILQ

>>62635422
Amen

>>62635468
>>62635503
there's 2 of you??

>>62635390
I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

GRIM

teamup anon here saying that if i have to keep track of the schedule of 10 boys now im gonna kms

>>62635468
>>62635503
blessed thread

>>62635543
lmfao can we help somehow?

>>62635390
To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>>62635422
>>62635536
>>62635586
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.
With the trinity completed
This temple of /MANS/ hear by be consecrated
Bros and yumes, embrace yourselfs for today catalog invasion
Go with peace, brothers and sisters.

>>62635543
You are strong for doing it for so long I don't blame you

>>62635543
kek just recruit another one to help

>>62635605
BASED, Oh ive missed you fucking autists man

>>62635543
Take it easy, shinri...

>>62635468
>>62635503
Tempushillers saikyou~

>>62635422
>>62635536
>>62635586
>>62635605
amen

NOCTARE DATE CONFIRMED?

>>62635543
Thank you for your service so far, anon.

T-tempus is healing...?

>>62635701
You mean with iPN as well? Idk if that counts as a date
Captcha : PSS RPR

>>62635730
>TEMPUS IS HEALI- A-ACK!

Shinri just reposted the Elysium map, so that's definitely a hint about something.

>>62635869
he and hakka are going to rp going off to cartograph the world and find 4 new boys

I think I will just stop watching all together if it's new boys nd they are as boring as VG was at the start

They'd better work a "The word 'Elysium'" joke into whatever this is.

>>62635390
Probably more holobros. Nice to see

How much of this game does Altare have left?

>>62635088
ToT

Great news actually, more people the better

>New gen right as the current members start inclining
What did they mean by this

Shota bros, our chances?

ITS LOBSTORING TIME IM LOBBING OUT!!!!

anyone got that shinri bait artwork? i forgot who the artist was, was it VMS?

>>62635921
Why? Just stick with the ones you're already watching. I tried VG boys and it wasn't my thing but my oshi is still awesome. Unless you're a Vesmite?

I'm both happy and sad about this, but overall I thing its a good thing to get a new gen before the holidays <3

>>62636104
Flay is as close as we are getting, sorry

I wouldn't mind a new gen but I would love if it wasn't just because funny since it's kind of unanimous that it is

>>62635543
I can help you if you need, just gotta find a way to share the data somehow but we can figure out

>>62636238
>it's just a new update for the vn

What if one of the new boys was one of the open mic players who played with Axel yesterday?

>>62636176
Well, if it is a new gen, at least it might help keep leader's mind occupied to combat his holiday depression...I don't want a repeat of last Christmas...

>>62636125
I was a magxelotl the only boy I really watch now is Axel, I do like Hakka a lot too but I just never got into the habit of watching him. I love Axel to bits but also somehow getting fatigued, Kintama gave me a nice balance, what I didn't get from Magni I got from Axel and vice versa. I guess I could still be a bitter bitch about Magni and this is just me being a woman. Probably that.

>>62635913
One of my favorite streams from Shinri is the conspiracy one, I understand he can't mess with that because of management autism but if they're doing something like that as an official thing then it has a lot of potential for kino content.
Probably Shinri's cartography and the fights with Hakka's against corruption in Xenokuni, with the RP ending with these new dudes idk

How would you like one of the boys to be a cat? Not a cat boy or humanoid kemonomimi or whatever. But a literal cat.

CONSTRUCTION CRANE-KUN IS COMING HOME

Axel...

Regulus

>>62636453
He'll be charged with repairing the guild hall after it's been destroyed by Corruption Beasts!! It's all coming together!!

>>62636461
weird timing

>>62636453
God I can only hope, please give us Crane-kun

>>62636481
All me

>>62636423
Amanojaku, my beloved

You get crane-kun but he's

>>62636506
Not really, he's been forcing through since his birthday week.

The prophecy?
>>62538651
>>62538651
>>62538651
>>62538651

>>62636122
yeah, it was vms

>>62636461
Probably his cat

>>62636423

Hi, I’m bait. Don’t bite me, lol.

>>62636506
He didn't know about the new boys before the announcement...

AAIEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BROS?!?! CAVEMAN GEN? IT BETTER BE CAVEMAN OUTFITS GODDAMNIT

>>62636607
As someone who lost my puppy some time ago that shit is painful, specially if they're suffering for weeks like my dog and Jerry. Seeing them like that crushs your heart because you can't help them

>>62636593
MAGNI STOP LEAKING SHIT

>>62636697
>One of them yells YABBA-DABBA-DOO in his debut

>>62636697

>>62636760
>later you find out it's Vespers brother

>>62636747
He literally can't, he has been the guild cumdump for months now

what is he doing

>>62636845

Guys… what if…
What if Pako designs one of the potential new boys?

>>62636913
he saw your nude pics

I just woke up, why is everyone freaking out
also I hope dingo is okay, just saw the menshi

the real reason they delayed the big group song all along was to add four more boys...

>>62636967
>>62629502 and dingo will be ok

>>62636934
Then pray to God for them

>>62636969
that would explain things

>>62636934
6 month andy let's go

I knew my recurring dreams of the first non humanoid holopro gen would come to fruition

Jobber..

>>62637016
oh fuck, weird teaser if it is for new boys lmao

>hey boss, shouldn't we start working on the new Tempus' outfits
>Huh? Oh, aren't the new talents schedule to debut by the end of the year? Just hold on that so that all 10 of them can get a new one at the same time

Man Altare's streams keep buffering for me

he has 2 left right?

>>62637117
I wish!
Its like a Vesper Altare combo

Altare...

>>62637143
being a shiny spicy fan hurts a little more every day

KEK retard

>>62637117 (me)
Also maybe the 2 special streams is a watchalong to the debuts? 2 boys debuting one day, 2 more the day after

Altare is so fucking dumb

>>62636913
Preparing the rapewagon

He's going to shame his way off the screen completely at this rate

>The real reason you're broke is for the basement dungeon upkeep
>Eh? But we don't even clean it

was altare playing lethal company with the new boys then

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1724712784443965736/photo/1
Bettel has a lot of streams on the weekend so I dont think its new boys and even if they are they are not debuting this weekend, that is too fast to have any kind of hype

>>62637621
No, anon.
If it is a new gen/guild, then the teaser will be this weekend and the debut next week

God, he's so cute and stupid.

You know, with all of this speculation it could just turn out to be new ID or JP girls.

He's gone again.

>>62637834
he did this to himself

>>62637703
makes sense, then in that case I want the new gen to be great at either music or dance or game almost pro level.... we dont need more boys who are variety streamers, we do need talents who can deliver a different style of content

oh my god he's jobbing so hard today

So Leader is playing Terraria at 2PM today?

>>62637898
I think that's offstream

>>62637819
It's definitely not girls. It would make 0 sense to use the Tempus lore to promote that.

>>62637892
Professional gaylords. I'm talking fujobait roleplays with each other, blowjob ASMRs, playing the raunchiest BL games online and doing yaoi reviews. I think that content would do well.

Bettel didn't know that ocarinas were real as he's being serenaded with one

>>62637819
It says "Corruption beast" and its a rpg style room

Sudden ocarina concert~

why does it sound like altare is playing the ocarina with a gun to his head

>>62637819
While a lot of things point to new boys, you could be right. I don't mind it either way, like I won't be sad if it isnt new boys when we havent had new outfits yet but new members? At least it isn't as shocking as VG debuting within the 6 months that HQ was alive.

>>62637953
that is very Niji, so NO...

kek....

>>62638079
anon… it’s a joke

Is this the last dungeon?

>>62638161
god i hope so

>>62638161
>ice
He's in the mid to late game.

>>62638020
Yeah, its been 10 months since VG and with a new jp and en hololive gens this summer, more boys now dies make sense, I'm just happy it a different group and not just adding pm to Tempus. They shouldn't feel like replacements for MagNior, but a whole new thing altogether.

>>62638151
Uh no i was being very serious dude. I 100% want a perverted fudanshi in starsEN. Need an EN Shien

>>62638273
*does make sense,

>>62638161
Second last before Hyrule

>>62637892
I really just want someone thy can draw and create assets for fun things like weremag and stuff

Controversial opinion...
I donot think the current Holostars fandom can support 10 members... and I mean support daily streams, merch, SC etc. enough to be called a success.
There is a risk of spreading the fandom too thin

I can't with this guy kek

>>62638430
I just want them to stream in east EU hours, man

>>62638430
The fandom is already super thin and the graduations ripped off a big piece... Of course they could hope to bring some of that back with new boys

>>62638430
Accelerate.

>>62638430
It's not going to fix dead hours and if anything it will just lead to Tempus getting double digit views. If that happens it's possible Cover might just give up with the whole project and graduate all of them. Maybe one of them will be EU but that would be a miracle since the only male EUs that have the kind of talent for Stars are Kuro and Fulgur who are already signed to ironclad contracts in their respective companies.
>>62638514
Magmites and vesties aren't coming back. Anyone who would be interested in Stars EN is already watching.

>>62636596

Hi, I’m bait. Don’t bite me, lol.

>>62638606
Why do people think Cover would ever graduate a talent due to low viewership?

>>62638430
Is it controversial? I think is kinda true. I don't want to get into numbers talk but you can see how much people split up when 3 boys are streaming at the same time. The audience is always the same and I kinda had the feeling that if we got more boys then the average viewers would split up even more.
The hope is that the debuts will bring more new people, that's always the goal anyway.

>>62638430
Yes and no, it they are too similar to the current 6 including streaming time, thats not good. But if this is an EU branch and they have more variety in content then it could work our well, we just need to wait and see what we got this time round!

He should just call it here and not risk the animeNYC thing

>>62638674

Holy shit, just woke up and saw the news. Holy shit, holy fuck. Trying to keep my emotions in check. New boys?!

>>62638710
huh is it today?

>>62638788
Friday

JESTER ON THE MORNING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjEatKHHhlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjEatKHHhlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjEatKHHhlk

How do jp live viewers compare to EN? I don't think cover would graduate them all even if they had 300viewers on average, but i guess it would result in less merch and a stop in new gens.
It really is sad, because I have no idea how they could attract new viewers to the branch.
It really is sad, because I have no idea how they could achieve to get more viewers interested.

>>62638606
>Magmites and vesties aren't coming back
We never left and will support people we like

>>62638703
there will never be a EU branch
holopro has one EU streamer after releasing 5 gens, I gave up on another one

>>62638693
They desperately want to believe their opinions actually carry any sort of weight with management.

>>62638693
because they want it to happen deep down. that shit is so retarded, JPstars have even less viewers and still they are going at it strong. Even if Tempus ends up being one guy with 2 views, they won't shut it down.

He's getting his coffee fix

>>62638738
Cute~

Is youtube shitting the bed in Yuro

>>62638606
>Kuro
>Talent
Roru.

What classes are new boys going to be?

>>62639077
yes
t. yuro

How was the voice acting in the vn?

>>62639077
it is for me

>>62638703
why does bettel have skinfangs?

>>62637936
Oh shucks, thought Noct would stream his pov.

Is bettel the luck god why do people send superchats asking for luck from him more than anyone

I just want outfits, man.

>>62639206
Max luck

>>62639175
It's more soundbytes than voice acting.

>>62639077
It has been for this whole week

>>62639175
It was pretty minimal, honestly. If you're getting it hoping for lots of voice lines, you'll probably be disappointed. Because it was only short bits though, Hakka and Axel sounded significantly less cringe to me in the actual game than in the trailer.

Do people really think Altare and Axel need a 2.0? I think their models are cool

>>62639274
Altare could do with a 1.5 but Axel is good

>>62639274
No, I just want outfits for them.

>>62639274
Axel is fine, he got the best model in HQ. Altare absolutely need a touch-up but doesn’t seem to want one.

>>62639237
Same dude. They really releasing two new gens before the og even get outfits...

>>62639077
yeah i can't watch anything

>>62639299
My monkey-eared lizardman is perfect, they'd better not touch him.

Who raided Bettel?

>>62639274
The only thing I'd want for Altare is a full set of teeth

no idea who this is but shes /here/ isnt she?

>>62639411
Can he afford that? He needs to go and do that in Japan like Temma did

>"I like react content"
LEADER NOOOO

>>62638877
Uyu is a 2view and Roberu gets 2k ccv. The rest is somewhere in the mid 3views. Their merch still sells out within a couple minutes. Anyways, they'll be fine

Looking at the picture one of the new guys has something to do with electricity but I don't get why they would get a new archer when Shinri is there...

>>62639521
Construction crane-kun and electrician-sama, here to build a new Elysium...

>>62639511
>Their merch still sells out within a couple minutes.
If the total stock is only 600 units compared to the girls who get 60,000 of course the stock will sell out in a couple of minutes. Collabs and events are the best to measure the total numbers of EN stars fans and those barely break 4k on good days. Spreading the fandom too thin is a legitimate concern.

>>62639521
...what if it's not a new archer...? shinri got hit with the corruption...

>>62639420
Its a pippa meme aparently. Something something they created a fake vtuber agency called FlaVR and the members art is AI generated. This was a while ago, surprised that people are still on the joke
But yeah, i believe is mostly a /here/ thing.

A rifle? I know shit about guns

>>62636596

>>62639602

>>62639640
hey koipanion. why don't you go leak some more of Shinri's voice packs and the doppleganger vn some more. when the boys start winding down their activity because it doesn't make sense finance wise you have no one to blame but yourself.

>>62639511
>Their merch still sells out within a couple minutes
easy to sell merch in jp, en doesn't have the luxury of no/low shipping

>>62639700
go back to trolling doxxsite

>>62639617
The girls all stream now, its fun

>>62639506
our yearly tokyo vr show date is basically that tbdesu

>>62639779
>anon thinks she's going to make someone stop by always replying to hi,

Shinri saying "I cant afford Doctor visit" and "I cant afford a new blanket" is an eye opener for me... and I am genuinely worried for these boys except Bettel

>>62639602
>>62639710
Sure. All I'm saying is they have enough dedicated fans to buy out most of the allocated stock in a couple minutes.

>>62639791
hey if a meme made them be actual vtubers more power to them. I am still shocked that they are still around and being in bettel's stream of all places lol

Bettel always puts on eyeliner when he goes out

I wonder how clean his eyeliner is

Pokemon the gba feels so good

The mention of Corruption beast confirms whatever is happening is going on in Elysium. Anyone suggesting otherwise needs to explain why corruption beasts are anywhere other then Elysium. If new gen I'm kinda thinking a Barbarian with how many bones and shit are in that pick. A Rouge is also likely in that environment. Maybe a Hunter since Hunter's often use bows and guns. I also kinda want a Swashbuckler cuz I think a pirate esc member would be funny.

We'll never know whose Bettel's mane is.

>>62639521
Not new archer, Shinri used to visit them, maybe the rifleman is a relative even.

Hoping and praying for a deep voiced slutty outfitted guy that does BFE in this new Tempus gen. And then he can do a sex ASMR collab with Altare and Shinri.

>>62639862
In all fairness, part of that is just Shinri being cheap. He seems to be able to buy things when he actually wants to.

>>62639862
So true sis

I thought corruption beasts were only in Xinokuni and that's why they get their hands turned into goo or whatever Shinri's got going on

>>62640005
I think pirates are cool too but I dont think cover is gonna do that concept again

>>62640148
I pretty sure neither of their hands are due to corruption beasts.

>>62640148
Shinri's hand isn't from corruption, he said it's because he failed a test to become someone who is tasked with fighting corruption beasts.

>>62640097
i would be satisfied if they just ignore any girls in and outside of holo, even kobo

>>62640148
Shinri's description says that he got back into action after seeing Tempus in action fighting against corruption beasts. I'm pretty sure both Hakka and Shinri are a result of Tempus needing additional help to fight them and so Bettel and Flayon went to Xenokuni to recruit them.

Sasuga Bettel

>>62640173
>>62640217
>>62640296
Their VN should have been about their backstories and lore but I guess some dumb romance shlock makes more money

>>62640347
>he does not know

>>62640296
>Bettel and Flayon went to Xenokuni to recruit them.
And they 100% got lost on the way

>>62640129
watch streams retard

>>62640296
And of course, Hakka being the massive chuuni he is, wouldn't join Tempus unless they fought him to the death. I'm still pissed off at that and I don't believe his excited fanboy schtick for one second. You're really gonna call the guy that almost crushed you to death with a giant mech your brother? He has an ulterior motive for all of this, and that's assuming he's even still Hakka and not Sprmo.

Haha, wouldn't it be cool if they had a manga that explained the background of how each member joined the guild.

/mans/ old head here, how’s everyone feeling about new boys? I imagine it’s gonna be crazy to keep up with all of them now. I would’ve personally preferred they got some new outfits first before a new gen

This boss fight is dogshit lmao

JOBBER

>>62640628
>I imagine it’s gonna be crazy to keep up with all of them now.
Oh, don't worry. A few months laters, and we will have three streams a day at most

Mom or Dad's house, /mans/?

he should save more often

>>62640628
I'm kinda leery at the thought of new boys already, but then again my kamioshi is ded. I wanna wait and see

Morf redebut when

>>62640672
Really? I guess tempus never had a consistent streaming monster. I remember altare was doing 2 streams a day for a good while

>Killed the idea of arguing with vtubers because chat said it reminded them of Judge Magni
Bettelion hate

>>62640418
Mudskins are 1-2 standard deviations in IQ from whites and east Asians donmai

>>62640628
I am an old head too I guess. I don't really feel any particular way. I wish we got new outfits too but I don't mind it either way.
Its already hard to keep up with them as it is so I just stick to the people I like the most. I still love the rest of the boys though.

>>62640845
it's the right call
make your own content, don't just steal from a dead mag

>>62639156
If it is new boys, I want some fucking mage classes. Wizards, sorcerers, clerics, druids, all that jazz. We have been deprived of the magic niggas we deserve.

>>62640910
It isn't even the same, watch streams

>>62640845
i don't want to watch him argue with his chat ngl they're painfully unfunny...

Bettel hates people of the jungle, noted

HE DID IT
is the game over please..

HE DID IT

i've been watching starsEN a lot less since august, i hope whatever's coming up can heal my broken spirit

>>62640628
Excited for 4 extra boys to stream at the same times and go offline for the same conventions.

>>62640910
Sounds closer to The Biggest Problem in the Universe

>>62640934
cope sister

>>62640628
I'm ready, we've literally been through this rodeo twice now, I think we know how it works...
Four extra 1 hours stream for 2 weeks to catch up with, then a couple will stream during evening (typical overlap) one morning streamer and one stream monster ( at least till idol work runs them down), then a few months later they will barely stream, lol

>>62640954
it’s kind of impressive honestly. bettel is pretty funny but his chat… is it because they’re mostly teen girls?

>>62640954
It's going to be ass

>>62641025
I always hated him. Hoping for some healing for you soon anon <3

>>62640837
Nah, it was always Altare. Altare used to do like 3~4 a day sometimes. Now it's either him or Shinri.

You dumb retards it's outfits not new members holy shit there are 6 icons in the image, one for each boy, like god damn you fujos are fucking retards

>>62641025
Hang in there Herr/Frau Vestie

>>62641025
Just leave, you'll be happier.

>>62641125
>you fujos
excuse me, I’m a yumejo

>>62640910
>make your own content
>literally just a parody of Judge Judy

I hope it's costumes. Yagoo once mention that the reason holoen3 had a late debut was because en2 had no 3D yet

>>62641125
Prove it.
Show a zoom of the image with red circles and arrows pointing at the icons;

Drowning is fucking terrible, most people who die in fires don't actually die from the burns. It's the smoke inhalation that gets them first. Stupid clown

>No ending message
It's over...

>>62641222
You mean People's Court parody

>>62641125
Then I hope the outfits are as fujobait-y as possible. Preferably visible throbbing bulges for all of them.

>>62641169
i still like axel and bettel though, i just feel a little more sad when i watch them

if there's a deep voiced male with actual talent in the new gen shinri can finally quit because he has nothing else going for him. :)

>>62641261
each one gets a toggle that hardens their dicks to full length

>>62641261
It's a shame I bit Bettel's weiner off

>>62641227

>>62641110
People always forget about Axel...

>>62641332
ok now count the chairs

Altare cute, see you retards later

>>62640926
Yeah, there's really not much magic power in the guild, considering that they're in an virtual RPG world. Even Magni didn't really have much "magic" power, he was more of a mad scientist type

>>62641378
Doesn't matter since Flay and Hakka will be sitting on someone's lap

>>62641378
okay now move the goalposts

>oh no, get better. Feel Bettel
I WANNA FEEL BETTEL TToTT

>>62641367
no one watch axel

kek

>>62641025
need a dandy oji-san that seems to have real wisdom and never gets angry

No maro use I see

>>62641367
Axel only goes hard for one week in JP at a time

>>62641322
Complete with a dark wet spot appearing on their pants.

>>62641417
Vesper was supposed to be the wizard but he hated being in Holostars

Get ready

>>62641332
4 chairs for the new members, 6 hologram vidscreens where they're talking to the existing 6 members.
Seriously, anon, it's probably new Stars, why would they draw a whole new guildhall for Tempus outfits

>new gen before altare and axel gets a new outfit
>new gen before shinri gets a shirt
>new gen before the boys get 3ds

>>62641511
AXEL ONLY GETS HARD IN JAPS FOR A WEEK?????

>>62641598
This will happen again next year btw

>>62641596
>why would they spend $100 on a commission for a single piece of art for new costumes
you're right, anon. No one could afford that

>>62641125
This feels like a deja vu lmao
>Early 2023 , "The word Elysium" preview video drops
>"Its new outfits!!"
>"Its mascots!"
>"Its just one vsinger guys!"
>VG teaser drops new 4 members
>AAAIEEEE

>>62641296
In that case I hope Bettel and Flayon quit too, they have no talents either

>>62640628
Been here from day one, trying not to think too much about it rn, I don't even know if it is what it is. Even if they are new StarsEN members, I'll watch them, but everything points to them not being part of Tempus and so idk how to feel about it...
BUT, if they are the famed Villains Guild then it'll be kino

>>62641682
This but Flayon and Altare

>>62641682
>bettel
>no talent
>singlehandedly carrying the entire branch on his back
>only one who consistently breaks 1k

>>62641378
Funny thing is even if there are 6 photo's they boys are famous in Elysuim so having photos of them is not weird. Or ya know could be a 6 person gen for whatever reason. Heck those might just be wall decorations not everything has to be a hint. Pretty sure this image is a pub so wall decorations ain't weird. I'd welcome new outfits or new boys. Heck this could even be both for all we know.

You guys are so dumb.
This is a full branch graduation teaser.

>>62638430
Yeah... I'm kind of with you, unless they rope in someone with a big following the fandom just isn't big enough.

But Bettel, I am more enlightened for knowing the Thug Hunter stuff from memory. Do you really wanna know about black ass and Thug Shakers?

>>62641734
HOLY BASED THANK YOU YAGOO

>>62641511
He went hard when Altare and Magni were fucking around in twitchcon and Vesper just fucked off for reasons. He is slower now because he did Uni full time.

>>62641664
Ah yes, a whole new guildhall with four chairs, definitely makes a lot of sense to draw that for new outfits for six members.

>>62641332
Those are their targets as in they're targeting Tempus. New members are corrupted beasts and they'll antagonize Tempus.

It's going to be StarsID.

>>62641795
Yeah that was 4 days vs Shinri, always

Ok ok, fine, it's new boys. I've come to accept it.

But at least give us one REALLY good singer, that's all I ask, Cover. Someone who can sing and dance like it's no one's business. That's all we need. Someone who can put on one HELL of a show.

>>62641559
magni fucking SEETHING

>>62641559
ayo

>>62641717
What is his talent then?

>>62641682
This, but their twitter intern

we despise regis altare

>>62641869
The focus on singing is unironically the worst part about vtuber culture

>>62641717
>bettel
>no talent
>singlehandedly carrying the entire branch on his back because he got lucky and got a good model that sisters love for some reason
>only one who consistently breaks 1k because sisters have no standards as long as they can watch a hot anime man

>>62641939
Is it even vtuber culture or is it just Hololive culture that everyone else keeps aping
The industry is convinced that you can't be successful unless you're an idol, because most of these managers and execs have no creativity, so everything just converges towards idol stuff because it works for Hololive

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1724868666800722199

>>62641935
You're on to something.

>>62641838
>Ignoring the Uni part
I didn't say Shinri wasn't a streaming monster, just that Axel streams a lot too

Can you please stop doomposting and numberfagging ya faggots?!

>Altare
>Talent is being soft spoken
>Axel
>Talent is being able to speak Japanese and swearing
>Bettel
>Talent is being a failure with "I can fix him" vibes for teenage girls and 40 year old closeted men to latch on to and having a twin
>Flayon
>Talent is being an annoying DUDE SEX guy
>Hakka
>Talent is being able to speak Spanish
>Shinri
>Talent is having a deep voice
I think all our bases are already covered here

Triggered minorities don't look

>>62642039
anon, thread will be filed with tourists and cataloguefags for the next few days, nothing we can do about it

>>62642017
There's nothing wrong with how much Axel streams I'm just saying he's not on that level and that's fine, there's no need for an explanation

Shinri needs to sing.

>>62642002
So they are corrupted characters.

>Vesper's talent is ???
>Magni's talent is ???

>>62642061
Seems like an excellent time to hone our pornographic appreciation and racist attitudes 10fold

>>62642051
Man I miss Magni...

So when do we start arguing about changing the name of the thread? (We’re not changing it from /MANS/ btw)

>>62642051
altare and shinri are basically what you get when you take 1 untalented person and split him into two separate people but pitch their voices up and down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aijBCkQi_LM

Stop fighting /mans/

>>62642127
That's how all the regulars got banned when VG was debuted

>>62641717
He has the best model in Tempus by a long shot

Remember when sisters would post gay porn to ward off the shitposters?

>>62642147
Kek

>>62642002
>>62642013
Ok, so they're like the baddies, I get it.

>>62642196
there are no women here

Why are we pretending that anyone in Holo was hired for talent?

>>62642166
I know the limits now

assuming it's new boys and it has something to do with ARMIS that cover trademarked. what is /mans/ thoughts on the thread?
>expand it to include everyone and treat as general holostars english like /stars/ does right now for JP
>keep them out and leave this thread as tempus focused and ARMIS makes their own thread

>>62642164
Listen to the Takolotol /mans/.
The best thing to do is wait out the storm and just see what comes of it. No worth in worrying about things.

talent this, talent that, all that matters is whether they're an entertaining streamer or not.

>>62642123
>being a whore
>being a whore

>>62642232
we're slower now we can take on the new boys

>>62642099
It's stars tradition to have the big tiddy man avoid singing whenever possible. It's really unfortunate

>>62642232
i like /MANS/ being a catch all for holostars EN. it just works. also 10 really isn’t that much more than 8

Why would I want Jews in my cereal?

Anyone know if I can buy a bettelgoose plushie anywhere?

>>62642183
Bettel has a bad design and uninteresting model, it's just the "Colors Pretty" effect

Two euros, another spic, and a flip
There's your new gen, take it or leave it.

>>62642051
don't say you're wrong, but what do most other holo talents have that makes them talented? some can sing, but most are decent at best, some can draw, but only like 2-3 are really good, some can dance, but that's something you can learn
idk overall 90% of holo members are just regular people that benefit from being signed under cover

>>62642316
It might not be good but its objectively sexy. The amount of art he gets speaks for itself.

It's over

when was the last time you showered you weirdos
be honest
because i think i can smell the stink through my monitor

>>62642324
that's the joke

Cope

>>62642323
And all of them live in Spain for some reason

>>62642002
BRO
IT'S MORE TEMPUS, NOT A NEW UNIT

>>62642355
What are they hinting at with the Twitter play

>>62642355
HE'S GOING ROGUE, SOMEONE STOP HIM

>>62642353
The shorts and boots yeah, everything else? Not really. Magni also used to get a lot of art and no one is saying that looked sexy kek

>>62642323
i would take it, but it won't happen

>>62642002
so Flayon is going to be a part of rescuing the new guys?

How is his range that good?

>>62642002
That's not even how Flayon talks.

>>62642183
idk i like hakkas more and overall flay looks prettier to me too, but the outfit is holding him back
(maybe i just have a thing for tiny boys..)

>>62642457
What is that chest KEK

>>62642355
>TIB I FI
What does it mean?!

>>62642416
You are black

>>62642002
i thought you guys said shinri wasnt corrupted?

one of the reasons i think its a new gen is because of leader's little bit of kayfabe. maybe it was just off the dome and it is for new outfits or something, but it seems like the right thing to say if you wanted to introduce a new guild. might be thinking too much into it though

>>62642522
and Magni was blacked by Vesper on the regular

>R IW
>TIB I FI
>ATIW
he's trying to say something, probably an anagram

>>62642522
I'm as white as they come

>>62641055
Go away, Juju. No need to shill your fledgling podcast

>>62642631
flayon this is why people have such a hard time supporting you. what is this?

>>62642631
>RW IW
I fucked up one

>>62642631
I think what he's trying to say is in the tweets

How do you get a 48 in Biology? That class was easy as fuck.

>>62642607
And yet you black no one on the regular

>>62642731
Bettel is retarded, so it makes sense.

>>62642631
>that second reply
HE'S GOING AGAINST THE MANEGEMENT
SUSPEND HIM RIGHT NOW

>>62642850
But I'm also retarded

Is Bettelion also retarded? I smell the trisomy in these questions.

>>62643019
>Is Bettelion also retarded?
Where have you been these past 9(?) months?

>>62642885
He has advanced retardation.

>>62643019
>trisomy
i don't know what this is so i guess

Why did management stick the EN boys with JP name order anyway

>>62643177
They've always done that until recently

>>62643101
I googled it to check and I regret it, its some kind of birth defect related to chromosomes

Which of you passed your auditions? I assume the only people still applying to StarsEN would be in this thread.

>>62643101
it's stuff like Down's Syndrome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s

>>62643270
>I helped someone learn today
It's a good day.

>>62643297
some 2views

>>62642285
Shinri loves to sing though? He just can't do it as often as the others because of his housing situation.

>>62643297
I did, I'm debuting 3rd and will have brown hair and an axe.

>>62643351
>He just can't do it as often as the others because of his housing situation.
good. he's a shit singer.

Is Hakka the only one streaming tonight?

>>62643351
>claims he has a housing situation but doesn't show me where he lives to prove it
How convenient...

>>62643361
I am debuting 4th and I will RAPE this nigga! HARD!!

>>62643297
I did, I'm the one that sounds like a girl

>>62643297
i am in and i will be suspended in a month for sexually harassing the other boys

>>62643380
I would say Axel is always streaming but idk.. he may play in the tournament and then go on a small break afterwards.

>>62643462
But Flayon didn't get suspended for that

>>62643374
You can't improve if you don't practice.

>>62643476
Axel has been having super shitty year, I just wanna hug him

>>62641834
>StarsID
>bunch of savages in yurt made of bones and hides
Bravo Yagoo

>>62643554
Dude is too stubborn, I guess he's one of those that as long as his mind is busy then everything is all right. He was so excited last night talking about his plans for Japan, too...

The main reason I don't want new boys is because I don't want more merch

>>62643589

which of the new boys will sell out and pander hard before dipping out and crashing their indie PL?

>>62643647
the purple one

>>62643618
real my wallet is crying

>>62643647
Bettel

I wanna write Charles Rogers x Bettel fics ToT

>>62643647
Purple

>>62643615
Yeah, definitely. He is probably as menhera as the other boys but just keeps busy to not dwell on things. When he was unable to work last year when in Japan it really showed how he needs to be always doing something

RRAT: I am sucking Bettel off right now and you can't do anything about it

>>62643897

RRAT: RRATS WE ARE THE RRATS CELEBRATING ANOTHER BIRTHDAY BASH

No Bettel bloopers...

>>62643897
no one besides you wants his pathetic sperm that is probably too weak to impregnate anyone

When is Jeffrey streaming

I'm still holding out for outfits.
Maybe battlegear made from corruption beasts.

>>62644047
That just means I have to try again. And again. And again. Every night bringing in a litany of whimpers and gasps from the frail man trembling in the bed.

>bettel wants more emotes for anniversary
GRADUATION RRATS BTFO

>>62644262
>Magni was promising a lot for anniversary
idk sis

HolostarsES

>>62643508
But Vesper did

Well The corruption is getting Flayon. Perhaps the corruption starts effecting all the boys and the new boys show up to save them. Maybe with the help of Hakka who would be more resistant since he is used to fighting the corruption inside of him. I wouldn't be surprised if the others start acting off soon as well. This better not be another game it is too soon for tempus to get another VN or game of any sort.

I wanna sexually harass Bartender Bettel

>>62644310
if bettel never tells anyone nda secrets he will be fine

>>62644310
Magni is an admitted quitter and Bettel is not, so that really means nothing.