/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

38 days until Mio confesses her lust for ME

I miss my boyfriend.

Meru Love!

>Ami Joe & Mac
https://youtu.be/vBbQkLTGOTQ
>Dizzy and Ember Volcano Princess
https://youtu.be/ANO7d2xiOW0

My girlfriend Mio...

Ami is live and playing Joe & Mac!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBbQkLTGOTQ

Hi, I hope your going along well. I love my cute, prehistoric spidermother especially when she unleashes her pure primal instincts on my captive form, ripping and tearing as her fist relentlessly smash me. I'm Ami's punching bag

We are not allowed to be inside anyone besides Ami.

He is literally me

Big Bertha...

>>62586138
Lisa isn't really anorexic. She's just a normally skinny girl on a small Asian girl body frame.
Anorexia is something like Shondo at her worst state

>You guys, don't blusho over Big Bertha, that's not allowed!

>>62586536
they meant tonya (yuuna forgot her lunch that one time)

>>62586536
Have you seen what she eats? Almost nothing at all. It was a miracle when she was forced to finish a kids meal. Shondo is also anorexic, it's not a contest.

Buckos are more incorrigible than usual today

>>62586536
She's Asain?
I thought only sad white people had her music taste.

Squeezable and milkable

>>62586625
So she can't demolish 40 nuggets in one sitting like Purin, some girls are just built for girl dinners

>>62586690
West Coast Asian girl can easily have that music state. Though, she might have a bit of white mix in there since she has naturally brown tint in her hair.

>>62586768
She's the type of girl that doesn't even finish a hamburger

Damn Dizzy that was a long NAAAAAAUUUUURRRRR

I hope my love reaches you!

>>62586806
She sounds cute.

>>62586949
Rurucircleposter...

>>62586949
I read that filename as one-must-impregnate
almost based

i love my girlfriend and she loves me!

>>62586916
I LOVE YOU PURIN

>>62586916
Purin, so cute...

This fucking skeleton dinosaur is gonna give my mom a heart attack

>frustratited Ami cries
>get rock hard
everytime

Remember to only fuck Dizzy in the butt to prevent her from reproducing!

This noises Ami makes, are really... arousing...

[Non-news]
Dizzy is hungry

>>62586504
She is literally me

This boss fight is so well designed

I know that I shouldn't spend $120 on a little plushie of an anime girl from the internet.
...right?

This reads like a /here/ shitpost

>>62587661
1. do you have the expendable income to comfortably do so?
2. would having it around make you happy?

if yes to both i do not see why not

>>62587661
If all of that were going to Ami, I'd think about it.

is shipping really cucking people this hard? it cost me about 120 for everything all together and another 20 for shipping.

>>62587854
shipping hololive merch like birthday goods usually is 50% of the price of the package which is always around 40€~70€ and thats without customs asking for their cut for opening my package to make sure there are no drugs in it. they also want like 30 bucks everytime.

Forgive me, Ami, for my instinctual thoughts as a warm-blooded male...

Why can't your solo streams last this long, Dizzy?

>DON'T RUN AWAY FROM BIG BERTHA YOU MOTHERMEOWER!
>It's everyone dream! It's every Buckos dream!

>>62587661
It cost you 120?
I got everything for 150.

>>62587957
It's no secret that Dizzy loves Ember more than she loves Lovebugs (and that's okay because I love Ember too)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>62588059
Is that why she's graduating?

[Non-news]

Cavegirl Ami tummy...

>gamblers are dangerous, especially when they lose
Yeah...

>>62587854
Unfortunately

>>62588090
SHE'S NOT GRADUATING SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>I think I'm starting to understand
>+21 strength
>+3 intelligence
>+1 emotion
I'm starting to understand that this poor child will have a very hard time in life.

yuuna also went live btw
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

the only people backseating mio are the normalfags trying to convince her that starving out of fear of rejection is healthy and scaring her away from something like help audiobooks lmao
let her finally get help in her healing arc for once good god and stop trying to keep her menhera just so she'll rely on you
what, are you mad that she finally realized your discord DMs were toxic? i know you want to keep her for yourself but if she really does go and "do something bad" to herself there won't be a mio left to keep to yourself
let her fucking heal away from toxic beauty expectations and parasocial worries

Who's dj jo?

>>62588315
If she didn't want people to think that then she shouldn't have made that frame

>>62588568
Me

>>62588520
It was hard enough keeping up with her before but now the lack of Twitter's making it even more difficult
FUCK YOU ELON

>>62588568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EOaMB32siI

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>If you listen to my ASMR stream you can hear my tummy growl
Thanks Ember now I have to go and listen to it yet again

>>62588568
Only thing i know them for off the top of my head is that Idol remix he got Mio to sing for

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

>>62588545
Seriously I don't know how they read the stuff SHE SAYS on tellonym and think it's good for her to keep listening to the people scaring her into dieting and avoiding help... Mio if the people you think are your real fans are recommending tictac and cigars for lunch then run

Hangry Ember...

Sheepy no long does music reviews?

[Good news]
Yuuna is eating

>Yuuna blows on yogurt like it's hot food out of habit
Kek

>>62588980
A load of stuff happened and she just hasn't gotten around to scheduling another one, they'll probably be back eventually

Yuuna wants to go on an idol show so she can groom even more cute girls, how do we stop her?

>>62589243
Stop her? Let her stuff those girls silly.

[Ami & Yuuna news]
They've been planning on doing a duet together

It has been ZERO streams since Yuuna pined after (S)hima and Peo

>>62589345
>the song is Hot Dog in a Hallway

>Yuuna doesn't think she'd fit in on a show like this because she looks too SEA
Bread...

>ELOOOOOOOOON! LET ME OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUT! LET ME OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUT!

>My account isn't suspended, it's just gone
man

Alright, own up, which one of you took your meds and killed Nini Yuuna?

>>62589932
It's over...

>[Lisa news]
YO MAMA, also stream later
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1724571034500603951

>>62590034
Yuuna forgot to pack Tonya's lunch so Tonya ate her Twitter account as revenge. This is the only logical explanation.

>>62590243
GIVE HER BACK!!!

SPIDERMAMA SEXO

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>62590408
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/I0dv0HBLhTw

>>62590408
OOGA

Miori Celesta is my everything

>>62588520
Bread will also be collabing with Tonya later probably

>>62590496
What's the point in saying this if she's going to graduate?

I don't really care about what Yuuna is watching but I'm enjoying listening to her ramble about it while I imagine laying my head on her big bread baps

>>62589006
wuh....

>>62591713
She's special

>>62591164
There was a picture of Yuuna and Tonya painting side by side from an earlier stream does anyone have it, I thought I saved it, it was really cute

uuuuuuuuu I miss Purin

YOUNG
ENERGETIC

>>62589243
I came here to bless Yuuna, and It is my wish for Yuuna Nini der Hüterinkommegesicht that she cum on a level never before attained by any girl to ever live by no contest. May she alone literally and liberally cum and cum and turn on and on to surpass the generated electricity of all ever vtubers forever and ever. To heaven.

>>62593459
Based and cumpilled

>>62591164
"hey anon you seem to be happier lately therapy must be really working"
"actually it's these two vtubers that I watch that are basically mother and daughter to each other and it makes my heart beat faster and stuff"
"what"
"...forget what I said, I'm doing drugs"

i want to have sex with yuunas fat tits

How would Yuuna respond to being raped by a penis?

i want to have sex with mios modest tits

How would Meru react to having my penis inside her? (consensually)

>>62499613

>>62593030
me too

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MERUUUUUUU DOKO

How would Ami react to me trying to withdraw my exhausted, swollen penis from inside her?

MERU LUST

How would Ember react to having my penis inside her simply huge, absolutely enormous, inconceivably massive, gigantic, immense, humongous, unignorably girthy ass?

does anyone have that pic of Mio's wide chest?

Mio doxed herself on stream today.

>>62595206
I already know everything about my girlfriend.

what if my dick was inside of embers ass but also yuunas huge tits?

>>62595206
Mio fat lol

>>62595233
I see she is still feeding your delusions

>>62595206
And I'm reposting it for all to see

>>62595395
I want to feed Mio fish!

I want to sneak into Purin's room while she's sleeping and pull up her big tshirt dress up so I can spread her little butt cheeks and stare at her Purin butthole

Gen Fiven't when?

>>62595867
Who would that even be composed of?

>>62596015
5 newly adopted chuubas.

Why are you hornier than usual, you're gonna scare the fembuckos (male) away like this!!

>>62595867
How many hiatuses would they go on?

>>62595709

>>62596344
Their non-existence is their hiatus

Lisa soon!
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1724603339772457201

Mio is cute and I wanna kiss her.

I really hope Mio delays this stream, she went to bed at like 6 am

>>62597018
and she's awake, it's fucking over, she slept for less than 5 hours

Mio is breedable and I wanna fuck her

Why do vtubers keep making the same mistakes even after years of streaming?

where were you when lisa was kill?

>>62597330
Get in line.

[Mio news]
BG3 has a two hour patch so she's probably going to play Dead Space for this stream instead

Lisa is Lisaing
https://youtu.be/YIkzgh3srVk

>>62597871
That patch sounds like an entire new game, goddamn.

>>62598070
>Personality tests
This'll be interesting

gonna slap the shit out of lisas mic

>>62598423
A part of me wants to plap her to increase her self confidence

Today is a day of scuff

I am going to fill Chikafuji Lisa with soup

>>62598661
i shant watch

I love my cute spidermom

>Lisa absolutely refused to do the anniversary collab without Ami

brrgrr

>>62598423
why does Mio always make me feel like a controlling and manipulative bf?
is she into that? what am I saying, of course she is

>>62597871
Dead Space in 10 minutes

>>62598546
my whole being wants to plap her out of love

I must eep... goodnight my brothers...

>no bg3
killing myself rn

>Poggers! Poggers! I love to play gacha games and I'm a good singer! Quad!
Damn, it was like Lisa literally transformed into Tomo there

[Lisa news]
She has a hot body

it's so miover...

>unexpected patch
that patch came out two weeks ago mio

>Lisa is a Slytherin

>>62598855
Rape..

Live now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STFpjusAy7A

>Lisa is sick
>I am sick
WE ARE

>>62600478
dying?

https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1724618525715669188?s=20

is it me or has Ami been using a lot of big tiddy booth assets?

today is a mess

I hate my fellow beerpals more and more each stream.

that one idiot spoiling mios mood...

[Mio news]
She turned off raids because it was making her anxious

>>62597619
They're women. Learning from mistakes isn't naturally programmed in.

>>62597619
There's no reason for them to learn and improve when everyone tells them it's okay and it's okay

>>62601630
What the fuck why?

>>62603980
anxiety?

>>62603980
We're in the "I don't want to grow" part of the "Mio..." cycle. Next she'll complain about her sliding numbers and decide she does want to grow.

Mio can't catch a fucking break today

>>62601630
Who raids her?

>>62598855
She drew my maro suggestion... love this dork...

>>62604695
Tonya raided her not long ago

>>62605146
Tonya should be raiding the fridge

>>62598855
>>62590408
this caveman arc is giving us some great twitter art

I guess you can't just disable raids?

>>62605932
This retard turned off her raiding not receiving raids is my guess

>>62605932
>>62605989
Or the more likely explanation is that YT is shit and it's yet another feature not working as intended.

>Chai is big and fluffy and not even done growing
The skrunkler hasn't even achieved her full power yet

>>62606106
Her reasoning is some of the dumbest one i ever heard from her anyways.
I am not expecting it either to be a permanent change or something

>>62606320
Your ESL is showing.

Why is this all happening to my gf????

>>62607210
Maybe I should've voted for the zatsudan tonight...

>>62607210
Mio can't catch a break, life keeps kicking her when she is down

Mio...

...concernfags at it again, trying to backseat mio

I love you Dizzy! Please stay with us

hope Meru's winning the fight against the brainworms

Good Mio, keep up your declining channel sabotage until you have no options left outside graduating or reincarnation.
You better hope the redesign can sparkle some life on it, if it flop you are done for as Miori Celesta

>>62609316
Meru is in a better mental state than Mio

Beerpals..................

why is Dizzy leaving

So mio reasoning for suspending raids is one or two retards mentioning other chuubas, cool i guess

>>62610655
Mentioning her in who she raided

>>62610880
Point still stand she is being dumb about it, the retards aren't even doing maliciously so just DM them

>>62610938
watch streams

>>62610994
If they are sane people they aren't going to drop you for telling them to be respectful of in other people chat, mio.

>>62609971
Sorry anon, we are also having our own menhera moment

>>62611054
watch streams

>>62611110
Stop hurting yourself

Mio...

Can i ask some of you to archive just in case?

guys i love mio but i'm afraid she's too retarded and she keeps making brainless decisions man

My girlfriend is live again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtzvWflKUNg

Is this going to be another hopeless gosling stream?

>>62612408
same

Lisa's bad dragon clip from last year is still getting 1000 views every 2-3 days. Besides her duet with Mio, it has 4x more views than her next most popular video. It has more views than every single video on Pippa's channel except shorts.

Tucked into the soft warm belly of my spidermom for another peaceful night of scritches and Ami dreams...

Mio sounds happy and cute, means I can sleep easy

>>62599025
Colored picture of THE chikafuji lisa becoming full.

>>62616459
(she stopped eating after that first bite [considered not even finishing said bite, but powered through {Mamafuji ate the rest so no food was wasted}])

>casts a spell to make buckos straight

>Yuuna and Tonya moving this week
>catto possibly caught covid

tonya twitter space
https://twitter.com/ShabelTonya/status/1724715371977175429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQdj0cbPgHg

>>62617465
Man, bread really is motherly when she's taking care of someone.

Does anyone have that one Mio x Yuuna lewd art piece that Mio herself posted? I distinctly remember it being in the “Crumbing together Editon” thread but can’t seem to find it in the archives.

>>62618309
This one?
https://files.catbox.moe/6f2oml.jpg

>>62618718
Fuck that's hot, I want to tie them together face to face and force them to make out with each other

Thread looks fine so i guess mio relaxed a bit

>>62610383
She hates (You) specifically

waking up from a wet dream about my spidermom and wondering how the fuck i'm going to get that through a marshmallow

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>Catching up on Lisa's vod
>First personality test she takes give her the chuuniest title possible

>>62597687
how are these girls always sick?

[Good news]
Yuuna's Xwitter is back up
https://twitter.com/niniyuuna

Purin... I hope you're okay
https://twitter.com/stinkneet/status/1724489333502353531

>>62621226
Lucky fucker
Only Ami dreams i've had was one about going to a meet n greet at a con and one about her graduating

*vinyl scratch sound*
YOU'RE NOW WATCHING
*car crash sound*
JELLY ON THE TELLY
*monkey screech*
https://youtu.be/3aMIJkT0N6M

[Jelly news]
She had her wisdom teeth taken out so now she is both less wise and unable to talk properly

>I was awake for the entire two hours
>I could hear them drilling
>I could smell the bone

Robowife Full Throttle
https://youtu.be/daKNTJ3szhE

>I asked Sakana for dental funds and he said no
FISHMAN HATE

>>62600889
It's not just you

>>62624498
THE REALEST, MEANEST AND RAWEST PUZZLE TELEVISION ON AIR.
*plays Papa's Freezeria*

poor jerry baby sounds funnier than usual today

>>62625509
kek

>I can feel the stitches tugging
Jelly...

imagine her little swollen cheeks

>Not supposed to be talking too much
>Screams and yells instead

>>62624777
I thought you weren't supposed to talk at all when you do that

>>62625978
yeah

>>62625978
She's a vtuber, you expect her to prioritise her health?

>If I die here I'm moving on to Solitaire
Jelly moment

I NEED to serve Jelly soft ice cream like an injured little princess during her recovery I need it I want the happy Jelly noises as she enjoys soft cool food in her aching mouth

Is it me or is Jelly better at FPS than 90% of vtubers?

>>62626938
>I CAN'T AIM, I'M A STORMTROOPER
Yes

JELLY'S GOING TO GET COPYRIGHT STRUCK LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; laying there in the sun, at her most natural state of her, it's hard to really describe just bow beautiful she is.

It has been hours since Mio hasn't answered something on Tellomyn, hopefully she had a menhera act for it and dropped it too

Out of breath, panting Jelly...

>>62622781
IT KEEPS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lil Jel bringing you the latest beats like hot lead tearing through your fucking brain matter

>>62627928
Typically my grandma would say "you should eat more" but since it's Ember I don't think this is even possible

>My dental surgery prevents me from opening my mouth and saying the vowel "a"
>aaaaa
>AAAAAAAAAA
>AWAWAWAWAWAWA

>>62626938
She's definitely doing a lot better with this game than I expected her to

>TOOOOO TOUSAND

>>62627515
I wish to live in a world where an alarm doesn't force me awake before the sun in an empty bed.
I believe one day I will wake up naturally to the sun with a glorious spider girl beside me looking so radiant as the sun glistens off her. I then crawl back into bed to warm up with said spider girl and get a little more sleep and cuddle.

>>62628805
Just think of it as 3D Muse Dash.

>>62628326
Sounds like a challenge

Jerry...

>>62629332
I'm telling you guys letting Jelly mix her optimization skills with purposeful murder is gonna be a reckoning for us all

>Kill yourself!

>>62630510
>Kill yourself before I do it first!
>As in, kill you, not kill myself.

>>62630510
>Kill yourself before I do it first!
>Kill you I mean not kill myself...

>>62630510
I was under the impression youtube banned kys

>>62630748
>>62630758
she's so perfect

jeLy noises funy :)

Did everyone remember to submit their favorite dinosaur to Ami?

>I hope your mom's proud of you

>>62631200
Thanks for the reminder bucko

>>62631200
I will do this now, thanks

>>62631200
What are the chuuni dinos or overly creepy ones, I like those

>>62631200
I forgor. Did we just have to send it on a maro?

[Jelly news]
She has to drink some milk and take her meds

>Somebody gifted Jelly Ghost Trick so she's playing it next week
Based

>>62632359
I want to bring her milk and meds but taunt her by holding them just out of reach until she shreds my thighs to bloody ribbons in anger

Troglodyte.

I got no sleep because I kept thinking about Dizzy announcing graduation

Mio is quite silent now

>>62632503
A refined insult for a proper lady

>>62631577
Stygimoloch is probably the most chuuni dino

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>62632772
Come on anon, she can't be graduating, that would mean she lasted longer as a talent under Tsunderia than as a talent under Phase Connect, and that just wouldn't make any sense. Right?

>>62588980
She's been either sick or busy with anniversary stuff and other projects or busy dealing with mamafuji's nonsense. Music reviews appear to take a lot of energy out of her, more than the usual streams, so she doesn't do them unless she's in tip top shape.

>>62634524
What else could a "Big Announcement" be?

>>62595867
Gen Five'nt is Tonya and Soggy and also the friends from Meru's recent collabs

>>62598873
Why wouldn't Ami do anniversary collab?

>>62635630
She was extremely unwell on the day

>>62622781
Meru....

Love....

>>62632772
Anon you should know by now this is going to be a daki announcement or a coffee release or some other moneymaking scheme. Think about who's behind the announcement.

>>62636148
>Daki
She already has one
>Coffee
Would be announced in the Phase Connect channel

>Dizzy xeeted about some emotional turmoil a few days ago and cancelled streams
Occam's Razor: She got a marriage proposal from a rich chinese mainlander who needs a green card ticket to move his money out of the CCP's reach and the announcement will be her upcoming wedding and honeymoon break

SHES ALIVEEEEE
https://twitter.com/MatsuroMeru/status/1724835457639256490

Ember panty raid at 12pm(?)

>>62636670
5PM PST OPHELIA X MERU TODAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slEIxJ2CQg4

I had a dream where Purin & Ami swapped bodies. Purin went along with it and was a huge brat in Ami's body (like picrel), but Ami was more flustered in Purin's body and had an exchange with chat like this:
>"I'm not in heat! My body's just... bad at regulating temperature."
>"but it's purin's body", "that's purin tho", etc
>Ami gets embarrassed and goes to BRB screen
>"maybe being in ami's body will teach purin to not hold it in"
>"she's definitely gonna pee herself several times before learning her lesson"
>unanimous agreement
Is this safe to maro

>>62636670
5PM EST OPHELIA X MERU TODAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slEIxJ2CQg4

>>62636766
We're so booback

Where are we sending in our favorite dinos? I assume maro.

Nen what
https://twitter.com/tsuruginen/status/1724427048775451064

>>62638291
>we like older women
Nen is one of us as expected

>>62637620
Ami said either maros or her suggestion form. Maro is probably better

New thread
>>62638839
>>62638839
>>62638839