/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

based digits edition

I want to do a drunk stream, but I fear I will reveal my power level. Any advice?

>>62571660
when you say "reveal my power level" do you mean "oh no I showed /asp/ on steam tee hee" or saying gamer words

>>62571660
If you have to drink before, no more than two cans, if you drink while streaming, slowly measure the powerlevel constantly.

$150k left, at a rate of $1200 a month that's 10 years

>>62572054
What's the plan here buddy, you opening a vtuber company or some shit?

>>62572054
spoiler alert, you will be dead by then. Enjoy the war

>Doomerism

I'm not getting into the Eva

>>62572659

I’m not a neet I work at chucks

>>62572925
Now I really want to kill myself, thanks

>>62573110
I hear that place is going to be sneed's soon

>>62572805
I will force your stupid ass into the cockpit if I have to

>>62573269
Well of course I have to sell all the seed I’ve collected over the years don’t I?

SOMEBODY STREAM AHHHHH

>>62573714
I'm in a meeting, soon.

sometimes I fantasize about what it would be like to live with some of the cuter female /asp/ies

>>62573714
daiya is live literally right now

and chiraimi

>>62573714
daiya's live.
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

I can't watch you anymore.
I am every vtubers worst nightmare.
I am sick in the head.
I'm a nut.
I just can't watch things like this.
I hate myself.

Need sexier Keitaro I missed yesterday's stream bc my dog had to go to the vet, I'm kms

Thank you all hanging out with me! If anyone has tips how to set up a handcam stream in another room please let me know!
Gonna go eep now, tho. ~

>>62573827
Ogey Iriya, cringe as fuck yo

>>62573827
IM A CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP IM A WEEEEEIRDOOOO WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEEEEEEEEERE I DONT BELONG HEEEEEEEERE

>>62573898
In another room???
Set up a Discord call with a secondary PC in there and add the call to OBS?

>>62573714
I'm streaming in half an hour!

>>62573898
USB extensions? How far is it?

>>62573980
This song is forever ruined for me by the movie Book of Life, which I turned off when the main character started singing that. The cognitive dissonance of seeing a turn of the century matador singing Radiohead in the middle of an empty bullfighting arena was too much.

>>62574160
>>62574000
>>62573898
Well, a laptop seems like the idea so far and I was thinking about that, too. Maybe use my tablet to monitor chat.
Right now I use a phone for a discord call so that would basically just be an upgrade from that I guess.
USB extensions are impossible for several reasons Number 1 reason is my son.

>>62574542
>spoiler
Holy cute

I need new ships the old ones are boring now.

where is sonowono

>>62573834
It's okay anon, I still love you.

>>62574874
Who cares?

>>62571555
https://www.twitch.tv/kyanvas
{CHAT} first stream in a while, hi! lets catch up!!!

I'm gonna fiddle around some more in Fear & Hunger!
https://www.twitch.tv/kukukaeruvt

>>62575131
I care :'(

Someone should take all of the gen 5 girls and make a competition where they are forced to cum on stream haha. It would be really funny haha.

>>62575131

>>62575273
Gumapi...

>>62575263
Who the fuck are you?

NO STRAIGHT ROADS - Everyone's music taste sucks, except MINE! - Merlie Azoth Ch.

twitch.tv/merlieazoth

>>62574216
Best movie ever, would be even better if it didnt have a 25 minutes sex scene between La Muerte and Xibalba

my skeb for a new outfit got approved by the artist i’ve wanted to commission for a live2d…!!!!
we made it guys!!

>>62575177
was meant to mention not /asp/ but /asp/-adjacent she has drawn various chuubas from /asp/
https://twitter.com/kyanvas_/media

>>62575632
even if they are asp adjacent you still shouldn't shill people here. the only shilling that should happen should be from the chuubas themselves or ones that self shilled before

>>62575415
>Xibalba
Isn't that the guy from the 1999 blockbuster film Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace™?

>>62575692
who cares i love her art

>>62575632
she needs to selfpost
please bring her here, please make her selfpost
we need more artists

>>62575273
I volunteer my dick as tribute

>>62575632
>there was typing sounds on stream shortly before this post

>>62575774
Groom the artists we already have.

I really, really just want to be the nearest thing within Coco's reach when November closes out. I want her to unleash her pent up sexual energy upon my body to properly greet December.

>>62575824
Which artist are free and which ones got groomed already and by who?

>>62575934
Coco is doing NNN? Why?

>>62575934
Going to get close to coco so I can cuck you

>>62575974
All of the artists here can be groomed if you spend enough money and lovebomb them enough

Any artists here like big titty girls and need money? :3

>>62575824
Every artist we have has already sworn fealty to one or two /asp/ies and will never be shaken. What hope is there to rope anyone in, when their respective muses shine so brightly in their eyes?

>>62575974
I groomed a MTF hermaphrodite from France...make not the same mistake as I.

>>62576007
I'd prefer Coco, but I'm not above taking your hole while you're fucking her, bro.

>>62576021
Small tits only. It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.

>>62576063
I AM A MtF HERMAPHRODITE?? I didn't know

>>62576063
your loss, she's mine now

>>62576272
Her hormone imbalance caused by the hermaphroditism makes it impossible for her to get an erection or self lubricate, so enjoy my used goods...

>>62576317
Would

>>62572353
I thought it was more cute, I wouldn't call my design "beautiful" by any means.

>>62572259
Only if you'll do the cooking and cleaning.

>>62572377
"femininity" i hardly have any lol, though it's something I've always been a bit insecure about

>french
no thanks, I'll never forgive the frogs for what they did

>>62575974
I’m currently just starting out and trying to get good at art so maybe me???

>>62576317
Fuck you Cam >:( you're just mad you can't get me hard

>>62576106
This makes me feel better

>>62576424
>Only if you'll do the cooking and cleaning
I'll even raise the kids and keep my body in shape if you make enough money

>>62576424
>Only if you'll do the cooking and cleaning.
NTA but lets get married

>>62576529
so its just a skill issue on his part? i'm so in

I'm lonely bros...

>>62574955
<3

>>62576793
Just click the button, it's that easy

>>62576793
*humps you*

>>62575357
i'm (You)

>>62576793
It would be easier if you had a vagina. You wouldn't happen to be gay or bisexual?

>>62577011
I am

Do you guys think it's better or worse to play the same few games every week or so til you beat them? I'm not opposed to dropping games, I have done it but I feel like lately I've just been doing like "arcs" in my schedule

>>62575760
she was an aspie before, gen 2 even

>>62577403
was she?? she was posted a month or two ago i think and no one mentioned that at any point, just that she was asp adjacent and interacted with and drew aspies

>>62577444
she reincarnated, her previous alias was retsubol

I can't date a woman who's better than me in any field

>>62576424
>Only if you'll do the cooking and cleaning.
I'll show you the results of my househusband training.

>>62577614
Just become an eceleb too

>>62577614
I can't date a man that's better than me in any field.

>>62577614
I can't date a woman

What retention rate should you be aiming for if you get a raid? 100% seems impossible, and if the majority leave in the first 5 minutes that seems like a clear bad sign. What is is a good and realistic retention rate? Assume the raider and the raidee have similar content types.

Join me in my descent into DUNE HELL where I talk about Dune and paint some DUNE fanart and hang out with some cool dudes and dudettes (you)~

https://www.twitch.tv/aliumfungus

>>62577109
I've tried both. Committing to one game gives you a chance to appeal to fanatics of that title. Just be ready to lose some of them when you swap.

The alternative is making lukewarm appeals and hoping to hook newcomers with a followup stream that's days away. Did that for a looooong time. It's fun, being free and messing around with a lot of games, but I feel like it's not as effective.

Personal opinions and experiences, take with a grain of salt

>>62578186
You should stop looking at your viewer numbers while live.

>>62577109
It depends on how many times you stream in a week imo

>>62578186
If I keep 10%, I'm happy. Folks will push themselves to stick with a stream, past hunger and sleep. Losing huge percentages of a raid is pretty normal.

>>62578287
I'm not, I do post-mortems on my stream analytics. Don't you?

>>62578186
If your stream manager doesn't look like this while you're live, you're going to go insane.
>captcha: NTRWX

is laine a pickme girl?

>has a proper pajama set
>has designated comfy clothes or lounge wear to sleep in
>changes clothes to sleep
>sleeps naked or in underwear
>sleeps in whatever clothes they wore out that day

>>62578435
Any girl that publically self post here is a pick me.
Any man that publicaly self post here is a pick me.

>>62578366
Naturally, but you're also asking the wrong questions. "Aiming for retention" on raids is chasing ghosts. You don't know how long the previous stream was running. You don't know if the stream you were raided by even has anything in common with you. You'll drive yourself crazy in the same way that numbers focused menheras lose their minds comparing numbers on a stream today against a stream yesterday. If you're worried about retaining viewers from raids focus on making content that people will want to stay and watch rather than trying to appeal to numbers entering your chat.

>>62578435
Are you capable of thought outside of catch phrases?

>>62578186
raid retention is only very barely in your control- if a girl raids a guy theres almost nothing that guy can do to keep a majority of those viewers by default for instance

also dont look at your viewer count live, leads to better results

>>62578435
I wanna pick her up and take care of her, so yes

I’m barely holding back the menhera rn. Pray for me asp

>>62578186
When I opt out of affiliate and got raided on a recent stream, I retained 60% of the raiders I received, most people leave because of ads.

>>62578365
NTR?!?! Awoogaa!

>>62578684
>most people leave because of ads.
I've never closed a stream due to ads and don't get ads following a raid into another channel. I don't think there's actually data for that.

>>62578762
oh then I don’t know what I did to retain that much people then

>>62578684
You know you can pause ads for raiders, right?

>>62578435
I actually strongly believe I'm more a "pick everyone except for me" girl. I genuinely hate attention lol

>>62578842
Laine do you like dumb girls? I have this strong assumption you hate ditzy, clumsy, bimbo types since you appear super academic. How does the current crop of the vtuber meta make you feel?

>>62578842
How about you pick out some therapy for your crippling low self esteem

>>62578842
I'm going to marry you and I'm going to fix you

I hate attention too. That's why I'm a vtuber. :)

So which of the boys have boyfriends?

>>62578885
I sense you're posing this question in a way to get me to put down or discredit my peers-- I don't do that, sorry. I much prefer fictional himbos to bimbos though, my type of women is typically different (buff or older)

>>62578893
honestly yeah but I legitimately do not have time for regular therapy sessions, wish I was joking. It's less a self esteem thing though and more a "I would like to blend in in every situation I'm in so I don't stand out"

>>62579019
Your oshi

>>62578842
hey just like me! thats why I don't post my link /here/

>>62578842
I avoid attention by never self-posting or talking about my irl accomplishments. Works great, you should try it if you're serious

>>62579035
I am my oshi

>>62578842
I'm rolling my eyes, you couldn't be more obvious

Can she be fixed?

>>62576106
I’m asking because my model has big tits and I wanna pay for art though.

>>62579076
Fixed? I'm going to make her autism worse

>>62579076
>she

>>62579072
Why are you trying to cheat on your boyfriend? whore

>doesnt want attention
>is a streamer
explain this

>>62579149
I stream because I want to want attention.

>>62579033
>I sense you're posing this question in a way to get me to put down or discredit my peers
I genuinely ask this because I’m another femchuuba and you usually talk about being in college, especially STEM, and I’m uneducated and I was wondering if you’re approachable or find those types okay to talk to. Sorry if it sounded like I was baiting you into shit talking, I just wanted reassurance

>>62579149
>t. anon who doesn't realize people can stream for things other than fame or numbers

>>62579182
Oh I absolutely don't mind talking to people. I'm in academia but definitely not smart lmfao. I feel like I give off an unapproachable vibe but I love making friends and will talk people's ears off until they get annoyed with me so defo reach out ^^

People in academia aren't really that smart it's more about persistence than intelligence

>>62579288
this. Academics are fake book fans who read for money and clout rather than enjoyment

>>62579352
>academics
>for money, clout
??? Are we even talking about the same thing

>>62579249
NTA but i feel like you dislike me sometimes. Probably becaue of some joke i said one time.

I’m in college and my brain is literally slush lmao. Don’t worry about those things.

>>62579352
>who read for money and clout rather than enjoyment
If there is money in Academia I certainly am not getting it.

>>62579149
She really wants attention but she doesn't want to seem desperate

>>62579398
I don't know who you are so I can't comment on it nor do I really want to but I genuinely do not dislike more than one or two people, plus I have such a terrible memory span that if someone pisses me off I usually forget it a week later. you're probably chill and misreading the autism

>>62579494
>but I genuinely do not dislike more than one or two people
it's joever for me

>>62579288
anon, they kick me out from academia

Laine sure is basking in the limelight right now for someone who doesn't enjoy attention, it's almost like she's an attentionwhore

>>62579587
Makes her only cuter and easier to groom

>>62579587
Nice, I love whores.

>>62579587
>how dare she answer questions people ask her she should ignore them like a stuck up cunt instead so I can cry about that instead

>>62579494
Im Albert but its probably either nothing or some dumb thing i said months ago as a joke that i cant even remember, just wonder sometimes we dont have alot in common eitherway aside from like.... FF14 and Fighting games i guess.

>>62579149
people are allowed to have hobbies that naturally draw attention without wanting said attention
I can not tell you how many times I've been accused of being an attention whore despite actively trying to avoid the limelight

>>62579685
Yeah, nevermind. Fuck off.

>>62579678
This ain't the Lainecord

>>62579736
3/10 skinwalk

>>62579431
try studying something thats not useless

Isn't Laine /wvt/ just like Denpa?

>>62579746
cry about it

>>62579736
Bait used to be believable

>>62579685
Holy shit Albert stop self identifying in the thread

>>62579685
Keep self identifying, i love you Albert

>>62579587
Menhera needy girls are hot. You can get 10/10 pussy and ghost them later.

>>62579946
I dunno, i dont really see the problem. Especially if im directly trying to ask something.

>>62579685
>I can't comment on it nor do I really want to

>>62579981
>and ghost them later.
I hope you get hit by a truck

>>62580006
Oh i didnt see the part where she didnt want to.

Guess im retarded lol

It's hard to find the people you guys talk about sometimes so I can never check some of them out unless they post the stream link while I'm here

>>62580008
t. seething femcel

>>62579981
Get her pregnant and leave her so another man raises the child. A lot of birds do cuckoldry.

>>62580031
Now i just feel bad

>>62579288
I say that intelligence is how fast one learns.
Academics in general should be more intelligent as they've "learned how to learn", so they appear "smart" to the average person. This intelligence should also help the academics with making new decisions, but if they lack general wisdom to help with decision-making, they'll still make "dumb" decisions.
Being wise is also unrelated to intelligence, so you can appear "smart" even while being very slow to learn.

Say something nice about your aspie oshi. What makes them special?

>>62580326
He has a young heart of gold.

>>62579774
Unfortunately they both spawned from this thread... women were a mistake... (I want to see Laine's boobies)

>>62580326
no matter what she does she’s always funny but i hope she never disappears again

>>62580326
She is very smart, knowledgeable and hardworking, but remains humble, kind and cute

>>62580263
Ok so lets rate the /asp/ies on an intelligence/wisdom scale

>>62580326
I'm really fun to listen to I love watching my streams

>>62580326
He is very hardworking, great at making content by scratch and has an amazing voice.

>>62579979
You dont have to lie friend.

>>62580479
2/3 damn I thought it was me

>>62578842
This made me roll my eyes so hard

>>62580326
He's hard working, his voice makes me want to masturbate to his streams and his content brain fucks me on how crazy it is. He is self conscious about his content, but if I have to constantly tell him he is doing great I would.
Please marry me one day i'll try my best to make your days better.

>>62580553
NTA but I often think about hugging you for extended periods of time Albert. No lies are needed when we say we love you.

>>62580326
He would make a great husband

>>62580326
She's nice and has very cute accent that makes me want to talk to her every day.

>>62580326
She is naturally good at what she tries and still tries to talk herself down.

Consider doing an award stream. A stream where you give empty award trophies to your favorite stuff. You can be the host, or hostess. Basically just a tierlist stream, but more ceremonial.

>>62579685
Remember the tripcodes, not every "Im albert" is beliavable.

I wonder if anyone ever thinks nice things about me

>>62580479
>>62580705
>>62580717
>>62580417
>>62580398
who?

>>62580891
Same

>>62580907
Layla

>>62580907
Rura

>>62580891
Same but I'm not a vtuber so I doubt it

>>62580907
Mond

>>62580907
gumapi

>>62580907
Iriya

>>62580907
Kuku

Every time I see /asp/ be supportive of each other it makes me want to start streaming again

>>62581198
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

>>62580326
He is smart, calm, witty and kind

>>62581198
You're a schizo and no one wants you around, they will never say nice things about you

>>62580326
He has chill dad vibes and a great voice

>>62580907
No (you)'s for my post? Rude

>>62581323
I'm a FUNNY schizo, get your facts straight

>>62580419
I hate how small the area is so there's a lot of clustering, making it difficult to give accurate rankings on certain areas.
The ones not depicted here are the ones I haven't watched enough to judge.
I do think I'm biased against women, but barely any of them have done something that shows their intelligence.

>>62581501
>the dumbest are also the most groomable

>>62581501
Oh, I think I goofed with Merlie, he should be lower on smart. There's likely more but I spent too long on this already.

>>62581501
I'm surprised you think I'm pretty smart. I feel like the consensus is usually the other way.

>>62581501
>Hyde
>Wise

Anon...

>>62578173
I can't date

>>62581689
I stand by that one. He overall seems very wise but he's also dumb which led to him doing what he did.

>>62581501
ITT: Unironic misogyny

>>62581639
Name, please.

>>62581501
False I am THE most retarded-retard of all the retards. So fuck you!

>>62581463
Schizos are schizos and the world is better off without them, stop bothering the normies

>>62581501
Weird how Digby scores so high on smart and wise if you ask me

I finally jerked off to every /asp/pie, please if there's anyone new here postpone your debut until next week, I need some time to recover

>>62581689
At least we know who did the chart because Hyde is a childish moron. The only guy who'd call Hyde wise is himself.

>>62581884
>He thinks I'm Digby
Alright, I'm safe.

>>62581847
Smart women arent streamers

>>62581501
I don't know why but "fool" written over Slushy's pic is really funny, I love my cheating husband

>>62581847
Rank the girls, then. Like I said, they haven't done much to show how smart they are.

>>62579798
>baiting? I was quit the master back in the day.

>>62581854
Sorry, I'd rather not.

>>62582079
What have the males done to show their smartness? genuine inquiry

>>62581501
>smart
im glad you missed my family feud stream anon.

>>62580079
Nah, I just jerk off to truck kun

>>62581501
Men can hide their fucking power levels, and it shows here. No I won't fuck you, even if all you friends say that you are "based" or an "alpha".

>>62581501
mond and rura are smarter

>>62581501
>That high on the smart/wise scale
I'm flattered

>>62582127
A lot of them do specifically intellectual, building, or academic content. Others go on long tangents about academic ideas and sound like they got there on their own without reading a cue card.

>>62582127
Technology and literature corner. The ones I'm most uncertain of are Keitaro, Ace, Han, and 3rd, but they've shown enough wit to make me think there's something inside their brains.

>>62582258
Yeah, maybe Mond should go up since she did so much stuff solo, but I'm going to need some evidence for Rura.

>>62582055
Ty anon. I appreciate it :)
Also Pafu is pretty smart. I learned some cool things in her streams

>>62581501
>Fairly wise
>kinda dumb
Yeah, I suppose so. There's a bunch of smart-adjacent stuff rattling around in my head, but I haven't had cause to think about/use most of it after I lost the one person I used to talk about that kind of stuff with regularly

>>62582408
Name and shame sis, you sound full of cum because I never saw them do anything like that.

>>62582464
You must really be dumb if you think the bimbo whore is smart. Most things are relative, I suppose.

>>62581501
put me next to Camui
I deserve it

>>62581501
I'm glad I can give the impression that I'm wiser and more intelligent than I actually am.

So what the fuck did Hyde do? Was he behind the anti-camui posting or something?

>>62582532
That's easy to say when you don't watch males sis.

>>62581501
Haru's dumb as a rock, why's he so high up?

>>62582623
Archive reps, we're not having the 30th timeloop of that faggotry

I love how dumb viewers and aspies think I am. Irl is so different

>>62582694
At this point you are bloated with cum sis, cmon, show us something to validate your ball-sucking.

>>62581501
I was hoping nobody would notice that I was actually dumb.

>>62582623
He was one of them (he probably still is here). Also shit-talked Layla calling her autistic as well as tried to witch hunt Chrii.
No need for more rrats.

mond

>>62582408
A shame, the only way a male can be successful is by being dumb. There's no market for smart males.

>>62582464
She seems to have some troubles with technology
Also youtube streamers get a few points knocked out on the smart scale lol

>>62582783
That's not shit-talking her. That's accurate.

>>62582547
We can indeed be best of friends, and dare I say we already are. Two secret savants, our intelligences underplayed by the masses due to our public disposition to absolute silliness. But, believe you me my good friend - whenupon those hickory doors shut behind us, separating us acolytes from the plebians, we shall once more unlock the shackles which bind our true quasi-intellectual natures and have quite a chortle, nay, a GUFFAW at their hubris, for we, the mental aristocrats with our throbbing brains, have pulled the wool over the publics eyes once more! And as we crack open another piece of literature, freshly plucked from mine shelf, penned by the literary greats beheld as geniuses in the realms of Hyperborea, we shall chuckle knowingly: "Hah, Garfield! What shenanigans will that wacky cat get into next?"

>>62582843
She even called herself autistic

>>62582794
cute mond

>>62582803

>>62582794
HER!!!

>>62582708
He's pretty smart in a few areas, though I don't feel like he's very wise.

Whos the smartest /asp/ie girl? Who's the dumbest?

>>62583034
Stop

>>62581636
>placed on smart
Nice!
> he should be lower on smart.
W-Why am I a dumdum anon...
I don't mean to sound prideful, but I did have a 3 hour collab with Kuku and the last hour of it was discussing philosophy lol it's okay if you want to put me in smart (but it's also okay to change my placement because it's your tier list)

>>62583034
Tsuraya, sturaya.

>>62581867
Random question, but did someone ask for Zenya to be added to the list already?
She interacts with other aspies sometimes so I bet she still lurks here and she's in vrt

>>62583120
zenya hates asp

>>62583074
don't worry you can sit next to me in the goober chair

>>62582739
Not autistic enough to do that, it's mild curiosity.

>>62582783
Calling someone autistic is barely shittalking

>>62583120
Nope no one asked for her yet, I do remember her name getting mantionned a lot here (negatively) but I dont know who she really is

>>62583168
She went full GFE, as every girl should, so she does not publicly associate with males, and all the schizos here lost their marbles when they saw that, but that girl is on the correct track.

walking tours of Japan https://twitch.tv/catsreturn

>>62583168
She's doing gfe so she isn't interacting with males often, but she still rarely appears in others' chats and talks to them on twitter. I like her and she's sweet so I just wanted her to feel included. It didn't seem like she wanted to hide her aspie beginnings.

>>62582878
>Trips

Is there a way to ban a thread off of 4chan?
I feel like the /asp/ thread needs to be taken out back and shot. It's gotten to omega turd levels recently.

>>62582794
WIFE

>>62583338
Please don't reply to tripfags

I don't know why people get upset about girls wanting to do GFE, it's easier to grow that way so I'll let them do what they want. People like Zenya still chat with me every now and but our content aren't meant to cross over and that's fine.

>>62583274
I present to you, a schizo

>>62583338
Yes anon, we need more crabs, you are right, everybody go back to not having trips so I can start skinwalking you more easily!!

>>62583077
Thats not how you spell Suruyuia

>>62583338
It needs to be this way, anon. Keeps the skinwalkers away and anons don't get REEEEEd at. Unless you REALLY want the thread to turn into garbage again.

>>62582794
I love her design

>>62583228
>She went full GFE, as every girl should
You have a cuck fetish?? but hey props to her thats quite a hard task to pull off i'm not going to lie
>>62583292
Well why not? But you'll have to send me an image because when I search zenya I find henya, and I dont want to put the whole vshojo squad in it

>>62572054
Living off inheritance? You should get a job bro.

>>62583454
https://twitter.com/zenyahima

>>62583496
Don't bring Zenya here unless she comes by and posts herself. She's committed to the GFE life now and is just grooming her viewers.

whats her name again?

I wish Lava groomed me

>>62583168
She's a good girl but she gets a bad rep because because she dropped her link, got viewers and walked away
Oh and all the female /asp/ies hate Zenya because she doesn't have a boyfriend

>>62583463
>just get a job

>>62583567
>Oh and all the female /asp/ies hate Zenya because she doesn't have a boyfriend
hahaa nice rrat but since when is that an issue?
So she is more Adjecent is that what I get?

>>62583606
it's literally that easy

>>62583537
I mean, people still call her an aspie on vrt so it's like I said, she isn't trying to keep this a secret

>>62583642
I can't.

>>62583555
Tsurunya

We need a tier list of how groomable they all are

>>62583381
It's fine it just makes it a bit difficult to build a professional relationship because you need to do it behind closed doors.

>>62583463
I'm good mate, I'll just kill myself (in minecraft) when the money runs out
I haven't enjoyed life so far and working is a pain in the ass

>>62583555
sayura.

konbanwa renatadesu. my hand urges me to draw bottom heavy momo having intense yaoi sex with someone (havent figured out who yet) but alas, i must focus on my main goal of comms. Thank you for your fujo support

>>62583817
momo and cheen

what the fuck is an inheritance?

So much yaoi not enough yuri

>>62583555
>her

>>62581501
Rura is very intelligent. She is also very wise.

i love frog

>>62583381
I wish them the best, but if they go full GFE it's just kind of a One-sided partnership. As shitty as that sound, can you really interact with someone who doesn't want to interact with you? You can't become friends or anything like that, which is why I got into this hobby in the first place. So when I hear they are going GFE I just immediately kind of check out. Not to mention GFE isn't my kind of content since I'm not that much of an autistic loser but that's a different topic altogether

>verification not required

>>62583866
mond and that tomboy for yuri

>>62583983
Okay Iriya

>>62584064
Mond and Aliumfungus for mother/daughter vibes

>>62583817
Thank you fujoshis for keeping this monster away from me with your Comms. You guys better keep comming her... Please?

>>62584064
Totora Mao? Kinda weird that some random Twitter chuuba latched on to Mond so hard, is she /asp/-adjacent now?

>>62584083
He isn't wrong

>>62584194
have you considered: they are friends

I want to go for actual androgynous rather than femboy or bottom. Tips?

>>62583983
She's a manipulative golddigger

>>62584194
Literally half her chat seems to be asp now and she frequents a lot of asp streams as well. I'd say yes, she's basically tomboy VortisLoste now. I do find it interesting how non-aspies get sucked in because of one aspie and then get shared around like a native-american weed pipe or some shit

>>62584238
I mean no shit anon but Totora (Mao? Totora?) seems to have zero relation to /asp/ otherwise, how many times has an aspie collabed with a non-aspie chuuba?

>>62584194
Mond latched onto her after they were drawn together

>>62584052
Yeah once a girl is out and about GFE, I'm not really friends with her anymore. Will quietly ghost out of that relationship.
Do what you want with your content, a GFE/BFE is someone I can't really collab with.

>>62583555
Zentreya

Last update that I make on this, now less misogynistic.
I'll be kind to the rurafags, but I'm in need of more evidence of the existence of her neurons

>>62584194
>>62584325
>>62584330
Cheen introduced them to each other.

Need another seiso/yabe - kinky/vanilla tierlist pls

>>62584391
You can still talk to them anon. You know, like a regular friend?

big fat latina bunda...

>>62580326
I love her, romantically. She is unlike anyone I've ever met before, I admire her so much and I don't think I will find someone like her again.

>>62584546
I miss argiepire

>>62584521
>he thinks you can be friends with a vtuber

>>62584404
If I do more philosophy stuff, will you think I'm smarter anon? ;-;

>>62584521
Women don't have friends, they have sources of income

>>62584563
Busy with her boyfriend?

>>62584521
It seems you don't understand, I am not here to make friends, I am not here to know people, I am not here to talk about anything non-Vtuber related, I am here for THE NUMBERS AND THE MONEY AND MAKING IT BIG AND AND AND

>>62584564
Beautiful

>>62584283
If only you knew. She's not. She's the pure opposire.

Iriya should be shipped with me!Not Rura!

>>62584564
Okay Iriya
She's not going to date you

>>62584404
I told you I was a RETARD
at least switch me with camui
he's quite a smart lard actually..smarter then me for sure/spoiler]

>>62584521
I'm here to work with people to make content, I don't really care beyond that.

Please DM me please DM me please DM me.

>>62584640
Sad

>>62584699
You fucked up the spoiler again...
How many times do I have to teach you this lesson?

>>62584647
She wouldn't have collabed with Layla or done GFE ASMR if she was pure

>>62584699
How do you mess up spoilers every time it's actually a skill at this point

>>62584627
>>62584640
>>62584700
Wait is everyone just in this for the money?

>>62584647
her donations stopped and she is selling herself on twitch

>>62584711
How the fuck can I dm you if idk who you are dumbass?

>>62584807
No. That would be dumb. It is very unlikely to earn enough money from this.

>>62584807
No. I'm here to desperately cling to a reason to not kill myself.

>>62584807
I've made -600 dollars so far.

>>62584404
Now Digby is harder on the wise line?
What is this? Is Digby making these?

>>62584807
I sure hope the males aren't in it for the money

>>62584938
the males are in it to find gfs as proven multiple times

I LOVE STREAMING SO MUCH!

>>62584807
All women are in it for the money.

>>62584938
I am male and in it for the money and will not be stopped until I see financial success. But I made some friends and they really keeps me going too

>>62584665
You can probably steal her paypiggy soon, he seems to have become disillusioned with her since he hasn't paid his Rura tax in a while

>>62584807
We're here because we want to express ourselves creatively and grow our own communities, you know the NON-Vtuber ones?
Things here sometimes feel super weird, you guys are all singing kumbaya and boosting each other's streams. At the end of the day, it's up to you to find your own fanbase, stop feeling the high of this bubble and get cracking at that.

The Girls are playing a different game and nothing they even say is usable outside of stream asset/artist links.

>>62584404
>made dumber
I can feel my IQ dropping

>>62584967
LMAO I'm already married.

>>62585087
Spike...

>streaming
ngmi
>not streaming
ngmi

>>62584404
This is painfully accurate anon! I'm a fool, being careful is not in my vocabulary and I sometimes rush into things without thinking first. I'm also pretty easy to trick...

>>62585087
Adultery is a sin anon, but I'm glad you confide in us to confess it

>>62584967
And it really isn't working out because all the girls have bfs

>>62585173
I wish I knew how to not be alone.

Is it really possible to BECOME entertaining? People will say "just keep at it you'll get better" but that's like telling someone to somehow become funnier

>>62585254
Not feel Lonely*

>>62584972
>Mond still refusing affiliate and donations

>>62584807
Wait, you guys aren't getting paid?

>>62585281
Stop

>>62584404
Why am i more of a fool now?

>>62585288
I was going to crab this post but had to stop myself.
I don't really know Mond, I don't like her fanbase, but she can do what she likes.

>>62585254
I've had to turn good guys down because I'm really heterosexual and men don't do it for me...
Maybe get a pet? I've heard good things about tortoises

im a truck driver irl. your donos pay for my fuel

>>62585270
Anon, my first streams were unwatchable garbage. Now they're watchable garbage. Practice your craft.

>>62585370
Pets are a chore and don't bring me anything.

>>62585326
Enjoy ignoring the life-destroying pain, anon.

live with stalker shadow of chernobyl.
https://www.twitch.tv/3rdpt

>>62585442
Yeah, and I have a very bad track for keeping plants alive

>>62585495
Cool braid.

>>62585544
I realized I was bad when my pet dog nearly starved to death because my depression made it impossible to do anything because I was in bed all day and very forgetful. If nobody took him away from me he'd be dead

>>62585369
it's one schizo spamming her in bad faith

So how many /asp/ies have made it? I just know the one.

>>62585749
How many times are you going to ask this question?

I am going to be a crab to everyone here, i'll snip your ankle and never let go.

>>62585783
literally just came here

>>62584767
uuuuuu I don't want to get corrected again.. enAugh of that ;-;
>>62584799
No idea o7

>>62585749
define made it, because if it's only big number in big corpo then there's a handful, if it's big number as an indie there's a good few more, and if it's just finding happiness/friends/a community aka actually making it it's honestly quite a lot

>>62585270
With practice you will develop a better sense of comedic timing. A large part about being entertaining is knowing how to play off a situation. It’s like any other performative sport, your base skill determines how good you are at exploiting weakness in your opponents defenses (your viewers) and produce commentary to ellicit a response. A lot of it is also learning to go with your gut and realizing not every joke is going to land. When you’re firing off a joke you’re already prepping the cannons for the next one.

>>62585802
Godspeed, you'll see, it's fun

>>62584690
Why do you think it's him?

>>62584404
>bottom left quadrant
No brains, just floof.
>>62584807
I mean I'm at the point where I consider streaming a second job, nets me usually a couple of hundred extra a month which comes in clutch cause my day job right now sucks.

>>62585749
They're not /asp/ies anymore after they've made it
t. crabs

>>62585901
Because you radiate BPD

Which vtuber would you get crabs from?

>>62585369
I'm 90% sure MondVampir is the male artfag/rigger who was talking about redebuting as a girl with a voice changer.

>>62586273
This kind of bait hasn't worked for 3 years.

>>62586193
any of the non-virgins

>>62586273
Seething femanons can't deal with MondVampir being superior in every way

I hate all of you. Promoting and protecting people that do nothing but fuck over others

Chrono Ark's ending is finally out, so lets mess around and see if we can clear it! Also pick my characters for me bc I cant decide plz
https://www.twitch.tv/SlushyWater52

>>62586273
Serious question why are you so intent on pushing the voice changer rat every time Mond is brought up?

>>62586297
Fuck you Polyb1us I'm looking forward to your incel meltdown
>>62586396
I don't even want to know how you knew I'm a woman.

>>62586463
My bet is on jealousy

>>62586273
MondVampir has shown pictures of herself on hikes. She is super petite but she is a girl.

>>62586459
Name one time

>>62585270
The easiest way is to have fun by yourself.

>>62586500
>namedrop but the wrong person
>pretending to be a female
>screeching about incels
cringe

>>62586540
I also have pictures of women saved on my computer anon, proves nothing

>>62586711
>Shows a series of nature photographs taken during the same hike, with in-depth descriptions of the region, consistent with where she lives.
>Shows pictures of herself taken on the same hike.