/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Current Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BOI9_TU_YA

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF6D0kh5lWc
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emBA0Uz3M4Q

I'm Getting Bonked By You【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTsRl8EW3kM&t=10119s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_sportsfestival_voicepack?variant=44163472851164

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
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Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

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god... is cool. holy. believe in the lord. be absolved of your sins.

Shiorin cute!

SHIORI A CUTE

I really appreciate you posting new, cute art each time Baker. Thanks!

SHIORI CUTE

FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE

I am going to Shiori

SHIORI SEX
https://files.catbox.moe/fmbqqk.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4pli3z.png

I'm going to war with the UNSPEAKABLE.

>>62561682
How did you get the pictures I took before this stream?

soundclip that tier 4 pls

Noblelites tier 4 is real

Noblelites, reply here.

>>62561748
Knight peasants don't get the secret tier 4 cock rating streams

>>62561682
waiting for that shiori mating press art to be leaked...

I want to be Shiori's navel piercing

>>62561748
yo

>>62561682
https://files.catbox.moe/4ud3qt.png
Fixed the 2nd pic. Words do not describe how much I fucking hate runny makeup. It's not sexy. It's trash.

IM SPOOKED

>>62561748
Noblelite right here.

We've gotten some good jumpscare moans from her this stream.

>>62561682
H-HNMN-MNG
...
G-U-UURG-
GRUGRU-
GRU-HNNN-
GURGH
GHAHGR


wdsmbt?

>>62561682
SEX

uhh where the thumbnail went

>>62561682

>>62561866
Spooky

>>62561866
Hold your crucifix up to it bro

>>62561866
I ate it.

>>62561748
Yo

>>62561777
Which one?

>>62561682
DIOS MIOS

>>62561796
Could you remove yorick as well?

>>62561929
the one by zhao

Shiori Jukevella

Airdorf-chama...

>>62562001
Shiori Jewvella

>>62561796
Based

>>62561946
But yorick is the throat goat?

>>62561717
Let's go fight some demons!

>>62561897
Knobble-dicks..

>>62562032
Please.... I don't want him on my cock

Based Shiori refuses to say Satan or Anti-christ

>>62561682
Dios mio

LET'S GO

GARY TIME BABY

She realized it refered to someone traumatized inmediately, kek.

>>62561990
https://files.catbox.moe/1bw9ad.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/jca17w.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/7q5hew.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/v5p8m9.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/cdp1w4.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ya049f.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/l8t3x4.jpg

HE'S FUCKING BALD!?

What's with the ray-bans?

gary is a bald novelite

>>62562426
I wish I wasn't bald...

>>62562423
Just because he's faithless before the Lord doesn't mean he has to be dripless

>>62561896
I got something else you can eat

>>62562393
>artist din't make a transluscent version
oh well still nice

>>62562478
Understandable, have a nice day.

RAIN OF SPIDERS

RAIN OF SPIDERS

>announces his attacks like a shounen villain
Is Gary a chuuni?

AUSTRALIA

RAIN OF SPIDERS.

ENTER

ENTER

FATHER GARCIA MY LOVE

ENTER BEST BOY

Bro just went Contra on his ass

BEST BOY HERE WE GO

ENTER

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, uua here vau ia oe!

SHE LOVES HIM

Shiori is a normal human being, just like you and me

Don't be afraid shiggers

GARY DOES NOT LOVE YOU

GARY HATE US

GARY HATES US

Gary hates us bros. He's become distant....

GARY YOU HATE ME. YOU HATE ME. YOU REALLY HATE ME.

FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE

>>62563053
I KNOW YOU DO

>>62563124
GARY YOU DESPISE ME.

touhou mention!

more touhou

This turned into Undert-
Oh Shiori said it before I could type it thanks

She do be singing

M A L P H A S
A S T E R O T H

She didn't fire fire light the fire...

Isn't Malphas the name of one of Rissa's sisters?

We have undertale at church
Undertale at church:

What have I missed thus far bros?

>>62563410
GOOD CHRISTIAN GAMING

How are you supposed to know to use the fire at that part?

>>62563410
LITERALLY EVERYTHING

>>62563410
Gary does not, in fact, love you

>>62563410
RAIN OF SPIDERS

AMEN

You are my only friends. These past 7 hours have been very lonely...

Guys?

I missed you guys...
Just like I miss Shiori...

WHAT HAPPENED

>>62563842
Kill yourself.

Shiggers report in

>>62563857
i missed you...

The economy crash really did us good in Inkwell castle...for 7 hours straight we don't have the ink to write our page.

Oh well, anyway
SHIORI LOVE

>>62563857
We missed you too

Oh we are so back

Is everyone alive? Did Garcia, John and Shiori exorcise the evil spirits?

We are so back also I just found out that Shiori is really sensitive with speed bumps there her favorite sex position is cow girls.

>>62563996
We defeated the UNSPEAKABLE.

WE ARE SO BACK

I missed you guys.

well, we're back friends. i've been so used to being here that i started missing this thread and you fellow schizos in a really weird stockholm syndrome-y way. back to business now

SHIORI I LOVE YOU

>>62564115
YEAHHHHH FUCK YOU RISSA / LISA YOU SMOKER BITCH

>>62563996
We sure did. God is good!

I miss Shiori Preachvella

Did you feel anxious or alone when the site is down?
Or you just move on with your reps’n stuff.

>>62564361
I just went about my day.

>>62564361
I did my steppies and bulking

>>62564361
I just fapped to Shiori

>>62564456
The entire time?

>>62564361
I stay in /ghost/ for the entirety of the time..

I married Shiori in the break.

>>62564361

It was literally around midnight when it happened.

Just slept and had peaceful dreams after the Shiori stream.

>>62564361
kinda just went on as usual playing games while refreshing the page occasionally - decided to hold off on my physical reps for the time being so it was a pretty lazy night all things considered

>>62564563
you saved a thumbnail

>>62564473
No, I switched to Fauna or Moom sometimes

>>62563517
how the fuck did you manage to post before the site went back up

>>62564591
it's okay, i see shiori i save; the more shiori pictures i have the better

>>62563517
>>62564629
THIS NOVELITE IS A FED

>>62564361
I went to sleep after but I feel sad I coudnt say gn to my bros
Also, that was her longest stream, sanakan on suicide watch

While the site was down, new Shiorin sex dropped.

https://x.com/waterring2/status/1724294732673606078?s=46&t=EZ7ebFREgeCIDEy0dyps-g

>>62564753
she luvs 'er

>>62564753
You might want to clean your link tho

>>62564714
It was interesting to learn why 4chan was shut down this time around

>>62564905
QRD?

>>62564753

But Yorick is a good boy…

Morning has been a fucking a slog without other novelites... I missed you frens

>>62565032
yorick is a creature hungry for knowledge; if shiori does not provide him with enough sustenance, he will reach his limit and sexually assault her until he is sated.

>>62565098
good morning, missed you too novelite

>>62561897
Kek based Noble 6

At least now I know the Rissa posters are all doxx sisters... Who would've thought...

based father garcia

>>62565388
?

>>62564361
I was checking every 5 minutes, shit was hard

I think that maybe I'm parasocial for novelites.

You guys hate me, that is why you weren't posting.

>downtime aligned perfectly with my sleep
>still missed everyone
Cute morning Novelites

>>62565754
cute morning to you too friend

pulled an all-nighter so it's about time i head to bed myself and leave the morning shift to you guys, see y'all next page

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I passed out last night, so I'm watching the VOD rn and didn't notice the site was down.

Hey, guys. Can we talk about the last 30 minutes of the stream as if it's still happening? That's where all the kino zatsu happened.

>>62566320
> you won't dick me right?
aaaaaaaa.. I mean...

>>62566320
I mean my tl is flooded with baiting clips from that section.

>>62566320
There's a double Shiorium day next week. After the Southpark watchalong, she will be in a collab. I assume it's Mori again since she's only doing collabs at the moment.

>>62566320
I'm sad I couldn't see /shig/'s reaction to her squeal at John and Garcia's bro shake.

>>62566527
This, her utter rejection of Lisa in favour of the bros was great.

>>62566522

Got prior arrangements for next week since it’s Thanksgiving. Hope you guys enjoy double Shiorium.

I’ve been fixed. If it was me from a month ago, I would have dropped everything to watch Shiori that day. Thanks Shiori, for reminding me how important family is.

>>62566676
Smoker bros are dead

>>62566690
I know you and your posting style. Don't think that I've forgiven your evil deeds as of yet.

man I was so hyped when she chose Garcia. She's a keeper, bros before hoes

>>62566320
I wanted to post this Shiori but the site shitted itself

Should I post the soundposts?

>>62566843
I feel like that was the clear choice. Lisa almost felt like a trap, while Garcia is a proven friend.

I'm suffering and novelites think it's funny

>>62567109
I don't see why not.

>>62567109
Please do

https://files.catbox.moe/062n2f.webm
https://streamable.com/1uq3nu

>>62567136
Which one are you?
The "I suffered, why shouldn't they?" type?
Or the "I suffered, this should never happen again to anyone else" type?

>>62567232
https://files.catbox.moe/ra63of.webm
https://streamable.com/nmj7u5

>>62567287
https://files.catbox.moe/yxylrv.webm
https://streamable.com/4oid7t

>>62567344
https://files.catbox.moe/f731jh.webm
https://streamable.com/qf9pel

>>62567397
https://files.catbox.moe/uzan5x.webm
https://streamable.com/93vekz

>>62567450
https://files.catbox.moe/bqm8ca.webm
https://streamable.com/zim384

>>62567511
https://files.catbox.moe/t9z0ev.webm
https://streamable.com/9ikr3e

>>62567580
https://files.catbox.moe/z3ccqu.webm
https://streamable.com/7sfm5x

>>62567580
The Redemption from the Only Up clip.

>>62567637
https://files.catbox.moe/za75eb.webm
https://streamable.com/uynbce

>>62567710
https://files.catbox.moe/k0b4g1.webm
https://streamable.com/4larpe

>>62567774
tier 4 soundclip pls

AnimeNYC schedule if anyone's going. I only got the Sat badge so I'm a little pissed. Wish they stopped announcing this so late

>>62567774
https://files.catbox.moe/5azekc.webm
https://streamable.com/d1y60p

>>62567830
https://files.catbox.moe/a0mx5o.webm
https://streamable.com/lu3035

>>62567806
It's coming. I'm going down the list.

I had some thoughts about Faith that I wanted to write before the site was kaput.

One thing I always find interesting about germanic/protestant/anglo view of Christianity, in particular Catholic (John and Garcia both are catholic priests), is that to them, the church stands against the shadows.
The shadows go from ancient pagan gods to otherworldy demons. It's evident, at least to me, that to them the church stands as a representation of progress vs the old order/nature, and this can be negative or positive depending on the world view of the author.

Otoh, catholics don't have such a strict separation. Very few catholics would write a story about a priest shooting demons. Instead, they like to make their devils quite hot, eg Le génie du mal, and they like to decorate churches with them.

I suspect that spain/france/italy have a far more syncretic approach to religion than the germanics, and this isn't just a christian thing. It is also possible that the germanics were afraid of the wilderness, and so created a city = good forest = bad association which later took religious connotations. We know americans have similar thoughts, one of the characteristics tropes of American horror is that wild people (whoever lives outside the city) are deformed monsters.
Or maybe germanics were truly traumatized by having to embrace Christianity.

>>62567889
https://files.catbox.moe/b7sn4u.webm
https://streamable.com/fwdx07

>>62567951
https://files.catbox.moe/010bbb.webm
https://streamable.com/t6ae76

>>62568001
https://files.catbox.moe/4c16ow.webm
https://streamable.com/6m12z9

>>62567232
>https://streamable.com/1uq3nu
>I'd rather go with Garcia, Garcia has a fucking gun
>You know what Garcia did? He helped me with a gun

/k/omrades, we are so fucking back

>>62568057
https://files.catbox.moe/oall9a.webm
https://streamable.com/o0idn8

>>62568133
https://files.catbox.moe/9u9rpz.webm
https://streamable.com/6srs30

>he's not a Tier 4 Noblelite who has a chance at marrying the princess since he has the proper status

>>62568202
https://files.catbox.moe/7rzbux.webm
https://streamable.com/pvfsin

>>62568275
https://files.catbox.moe/p842z6.webm
https://streamable.com/m1d1fv

>>62568331
https://files.catbox.moe/k5xa5a.webm
https://streamable.com/c4x1n6

>>62567823
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1724433458657710129
How does this work? Do I need to be a convention attendee, or do I just need to log into VRChat?
To the people who do join: please don't be weird.

Noblelite is much better than novelknight and should have been tier 3 name instead.

>>62568386
https://files.catbox.moe/0txb1p.webm
https://streamable.com/6bmz3s

>>62568442
https://files.catbox.moe/tmw58f.webm
https://streamable.com/rncodi

>>62568501
And that's all I got. If I missed anything requests are welcome. These have all been in the archive as of 6 hours ago. What a fun stream.
https://files.catbox.moe/imknhh.webm
https://streamable.com/wvi5wr

>>62568559
Thanks anon, appreciate the effort

You are back I guess.

>>62568559
Requesting bird jumpscare.
Timestamp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BOI9_TU_YA&t=10574s

>>62568559
Thanks for these, anon. God bless you

>>62568727
https://files.catbox.moe/0mhw7h.webm
https://streamable.com/zjyh91

>>62569045
Thanks anon.

Blessed 4 hour stream.

Shiori's voice is sooo erotic hnnng~ How does she do it...

>>62569116
Concernfags in shambles

>>62567895
It's hard to underestimate the influence of the 30 Years War / English Civil War on the militant nature of Germanic/Anglo christianity as well.

>>62567823
Ugh, I saw how rediculous the process to buy weekend badges was so I backed out and it was enough of a trip that I didn't want to bother to fly out to go for just 1 or 2 days, but now I'm back within driving distance. Maybe next year I'll try to swing it.

>>62569151
Still need her to do an ASMR countdown.

Don't forget you need to introduce Shiori to your parents on thanksgiving.

>>62567823
>announce these things at the very last second
>yet you have to buy tickets 6 months in advance
Never been to a con but this process sounds like a fucking mess and doesn't seem worth it unless you plan to go for the entire 3 day weekend.

>>62567254
Both
When I think about the afterlife, I think it would be great if all suffering ended and there was an eternity for peace for all people, even the bastards.
But then I think that afterlife probably doesn't exist, we'll stop existing or get reincarnated, and there won't be any justice for anything. And then I want everyone to feel my misery

>>62569282
My parents will think she's satanic

>>62569282
>Everyone, this is Shiori.
>Hi everyone, I'm Shiori, Anon is my boyfriend.
>*SLAP* I told you not to call me that in front of people.

i want shiori as my drunk abusive goth gf

>>62569282
My parents are dead.

>>62569606
Are you the guy with 4 kids?

>>62569282
Haha, yeah, my parents totally still talk to me and want be back home, haha

>>62569641
No. I have no family at all.

Shiorin grin

>>62569282
I want Shiori to shame me in front of my family.

By the way, she talked about eating dogs for Thaksgiving. 100% confirmed chink blood by now.

Sometimes it feels weird having loving parents when most of you guys have problems.

>>62569755
I have loving parents. Sometimes I wish they'd hate me instead. It would be easier to, you know, go away.

>>62569755
I have half of a loving parents at least! The other one is a piece of shit sometimes though.

>>62561796
You are the gayest Novelight.

>>62569755
it is what it is. Remember to hug your folks and call them every now and then, one day they'll be gone

>>62569344
ANYC is a bit of a different beast. They hit convention center capacity in 2021 + were the location of a big covid outbreak that year so they started to heavily limit ticket sales. The only other con I know that sells out is AX, but AX usually only sells out a month or so in advance (and they also have issues with overcrowding/the fire marshall closing off the convention center to new entrants during peak times). Still probably isn't worth it if you aren't going for the full weekend, but there are smaller local cons & making a vacation out of something in NYC, LA, Chicago, or most of the other cities bigger cons are in isn't hard.

Beating shiori in the garage at my parents house!

im dum
thought audio drama was today

>>62570930
Shiori showing up to family breakfast with a huge black eye!
Parents know very well what you did to the poor girl, but say nothing knowing you'll make it worse for her if they bring it up!

She's going to be waking up soon and that'll be the first post she sees...
I love you Shiori!

Shiori would be very cute if she went from the talkative dork to a meek, scared, giving one word replies wallflower because you beat her like a dog

shiori's not here...

>>62571138
I hope she's not so she doesn't have to read all these weird posts...

Kinda want to write some abuse fics now, ngl

>Longest stream yet
Concernfag status? Sisters saying she'll never stream this long status?

I see you guys are still in denial

>>62571212
In denial of what?

>>62571212
Deny deez nuts

>>62571186
did you miss the typing of the dead stream shitposter-kun?

Shiori is built for domestic abuse, she even asks for it

>>62571235
That she or someone close read these threads. I swear some of the stuff that we post here reflect on her in some way.

>>62571304
She didn't talked about zodiac signs yesterday

>if you were a fan of the cat lady
lol
LMAO.....

>they didn't get Shiori's messages coded in blinked out Morse code
I almost pity you lot

>>62571390
Of course not, it would be too obvious otherwise. Give it a week or two

>>62571301

>>62571301
This. The way she keeps asking for approval and how she shows off her complex is extremely hot

>>62571430
Imagine the sad tangents. It's depression time again.

>>62571579
>You fall to the ground as Shiori's hand smacks your face
>"What did I tell you anon?!" she screams furiously
>"I told you to take care of Pepper and what did you do?! You spent all day playing videogames again!"
>"God, you are so useless, you can't even look after a fucking cat for an hour. An hour!"
>She raises her hand again, but stops midway, and instead of hitting you, she grabs you by your hair and drags you across the hallway
>"You see this shit?" she says pointing at Pepper's fresh poop
>"If you had done what I told you, this wouldn't have happened!" her voice raises again, as she janks your head around
>"Do I have to bury your face in it for you to follow a simple order? Are you really that fucking retarded, anon?"

>>62571933
Later that night you plow her cunt like an amish work horse inseminating a thirsty housewife, she screams and begs for it

>>62571933
I just cant imagine her being the abuser. Maybe after childbirth

>>62571933
I'm a fantasizing cunt but my brain can't imagine this at all

Abuse aside, angry Shiori is a cute thought

shiori unironically can be really abusive and mean
if you can't see it then she already got you

Is it /here/ conspiracy hours now? What happened with her /here/ soundpost investigations?

>>62572226
I can imagine her as someone emotionally manipulative, but not physically abusive in anyway. I bet pretty much every anon in this thread could wrestle her easily

I like how the next stream title is just the game name

>>62572282
I kinda forgot about it, I should continue with that

>>62572313
I mean, the description has been "hashtags!" for like a month now. She is getting increasingly lazy.

>>62569755
There's also the folks who have loving parents and yet still turn out to be fuckups (me)

>>62572308
Wrestling Shiori to the ground with your superior strength! Pinning down her weak arms with your strong ones and large hands! Watching her cheeks get red as she knows there's nothing she can do and she's completely at your mercy! Seeing her face mixed with both fear and anticipation knowing you're going to do whatever you want to her now!

https://twitter.com/GreatoDoggo/status/1724456880238362691

>>62572552
Why did her thumbnail change anyway?

>>62572591
I believe it's her default thumbnail

>>62572735
It's cool

oh good. you guys are back. I missed you schizos.

>>62571933
And I'll do it again

>>62573007
Love you too, fag

>>62573007
mwah~

>>62571212
Of course I am, it was locktober -> no nut november

>>62573007
where are your eyebrows bitch

>>62573007
Shiori did another set of disappointed faces this stream.

>>62573007

>You knock on the door, somewhat nervous. It's not your first time coming here, but under the circumstances you can't help but be anxious.
>She answers, Shiori Novella, your landlord. She's made a special arrangement with you this month since you were short on rent.
>She welcomes you inside, gesturing for you to leave your coat and shoes at the door.
>You follow her to the kitchen where she gives you your mission briefing. She's going to be busy in a half hour for a few hours, for that time you should look after her cats, clean up after her and make the house look nice.
>But whatever you do, you must not enter her office. That's the most important thing. Her office is out of bounds. Oh and try to be as quiet as possible.
>She notices you're holding a small container, it isn't much but you've prepared her something for dinner. She did mention she doesn't eat often.
>She thanks you profusely, grabbing the meal, inspecting the contents of beef stew. She's overjoyed as she puts the entire thing in the air fryer and goes to switch it on.
>Panicked you stop her, saying that while the container is microwave safe, you're not sure it's appropriate to put it in the air fryer.
>She hums happily as she puts the meal in the microwave and sets the timer. One of her cats have come to see her so she picks it up, waving his paw at you, she tells you to watch out for this one. His name is Pepper.
>Looking at her phone, concern comes over her face. Retrieving the now warm microwaved meal she thanks you and says she's going to be busy on a work conference, so just clean away.
>She leaves you alone in the kitchen with Pepper who hisses at you before running out of the room.
>You decide to start on that air fryer you saw earlier. Cleaning the basket you see a charred substance that isn't food. Inspecting it closer it's Styrofoam? That's strange.
>It's garbage day tomorrow so you decide to look through her fridge, throw out any food that may have expired. What you see shocks you. Milk, two weeks past the date. A handful of nuts in a plastic bag, a single egg and a carrot? It's broken haphazardly into pieces. You don't understand.
>Deciding it may be better to leave the things as they are you move to another room. There's not much to do, so you decide to check on the cats. You find the other one she mentioned, Salt was it? He circles in between your legs affectionately as you bend down to pat him.
>Then, out of the corner of your eye, you see Pepper. He's looking straight at you, making sure you know he's there and without delay once he knows he has your attention he starts defecating.
>You rush to the kitchen and grab the cleaning products and a pair of gloves. The cat shat on the carpet so you should deal with it quickly or else it'll leave a stain. As you feel the gooey warmness between your fingers, you can see Pepper a small distance away from you. Almost smiling. He hates you, you know he does.
>Finishing up you don't have much else to do, every now and then you hear sounds of screaming coming from upstairs, sometimes loud expletives follow. You don't know exactly what your landlord does for a living, but it's concerning nonetheless.
>After an hour and a half you get a text message, it's from your landlord. 'You can leave now, good job today. You did great.' She didn't even come down to inspect and is already assuring you that you've done a good job? Sounds dubious, but the quicker you can get out the better. It's already late.
>You text her back, telling her you'll lock the door on the way out. She thanks you again and mentions that the stew was delicious. She wouldn't mind that for dinner again.
>You sigh as you close the locked door behind you, it was only the first day and you have to do this all month? Though it wasn't hard work, it was mentally taxing. You feel as though you'll age 20 years before you're done.

>>62573249
What an unsettling story, thank you anin.

>>62573249
Pepper you fucking faggot cat

>>62573249
So at what point do you rape her?

Did I hear her correctly when she said that there'll be two membership streams next week? One for South Park watchalong and another for Amazon Black Friday shopping?

>>62573491
That's one singular stream. The membership is cleaning her room/office

Imagine you book a first class airplane flight, and your flight attendant is Shiori
you thank God that it's a 16 hour flight, and keep pressing the attendant button to keep ordering margaritas

>>62573491

Amazon Black Friday shopping is after South Park, but she won’t show her Amazon screen obviously. Might just be a zatsu where she talks about stuff she’s buying/wants to buy.

>>62569755
>>62569856
Just like this anon after a certain few suicide attempts they became loving parents and it's gotten harder to go poof but at my age I'm starting to treat everyone I meet as family. Even Shiori

>>62573592
Onii-chan...

>>62573491
I would definitely watch the South Park watchalong if I knew where I'd be able to watch it seeing how its going to be on live tele?

>>62573676
You'll likely have to download the episodes.

>>62573545
Raping Shiori in the airplane bathroom!

Wait there's a south park watchalong??

Speaking of watchalongs.
>>62503124

>>62573734
No, only for me and Shiori

>>62573734
do you even watch streams? next thursday

>>62573705
Darn it...Any Idea which Thanksgiving special it would be?

>>62573648
Yes brother...

>>62573734
Next Thursday on Thanksgiving. It'll be earlier than usual because she's having a collab later on. S17 E7-9. 66 minutes. Then she's going to go browse some Black Friday deals if they're live. She urges you to prioritize your family over the stream and this is separate from the Advent watchalong with Biboo on the Friday.

>>62573900
Oh the Game of Thrones stuff, that's cool
probably the last cool thing South Park did

I have two sides
The "Dragging a grumpy Shiori out on a cute date to a cafe for tea and cake, then taking her to a bookstore and watching her gradually get happier and more beamy thorough the day" side
and "It would be hot if she sucked off a horse"

>>62574109
Ngl it'd be pretty hot if fuwamoco Eiffel towered her with their knotty dog cocks

>>62573900
Ay thanks anon~ I'll get said episodes soon

How did this dweeb priest channel the energy of Doom Slayer toward the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwb81Yc-yUg

>>62574202
The entire finale of this game is fucking kino.

>>62574109
The first, but role reversed with Shiori dragging my depressed ass out to make (me) happy via spending time with her and seeing her happy

>>62574450
I feel like a girl putting in effort to make me less depressed would automatically make me less depressed because I wouldn't want to burden her with my gay bullshit

>>62574508
>Woman cries
Awww sweety what's wrong? You want to go out and do something fun? Tell me all about it
>Man cries
Stfu pussy stop whining, why are you such a faggot god

>>62574564
It do be like that.
Also female autism is cute and quirky, male autists are basically subhumans, disgusting and weird.

>>62574694
What's worse is it's not just men that treat other men like that, woman are just as likely to laugh at you and call you a weak faggot if you open up to me them, despite one of their biggest complaints about men being a "lack of communication"
>t. Had an ex that did this

Kept getting multiple Shiori clip recommendations from Jewtube these days, think I'll give a try for her livestream tonight.

>>62574867
I hope you enjoy. My wife is going to be sad.

>>62574867
She will not disappoint

Cheating on Shiori with the Chinese flight attendant by fucking her in the airplane's bathroom, with Shiori still in the economy seat in an uncomfortable position, inching away from the snoring fat fuck next to her

>>62574937
>Chin*se
Enjoy your bat aids

>>62574202
M A L P H A S

A Z E R O T H

That string monster with the human voice sounds creepy as hell

Good morning Shiori.

>>62575839
I'm not Shiori but good morning to you too Anon.

>>62576124
That's exactly what Shiori would say

>>62576124
Well, good morning Nerissa!

>>62575839
That was probably henmama on Twitter.

>>62576153
No, Shiori would end it with a "i hope you have a good day/enjoy your day!"

>>62576232
And now?

Shiori on a stripper pole, working that shit

SHE'S PACING.
DO YOUR STEPPIES WITH HER

>>62576281
>ya dirty day lover

Dorky sex…

>>62576356
>tfw was going to start doing steppies today but my chronic condition told me to fuck off

Did she exile that one guy? I don't see him anymore.

>only 4k steppies because I work from home
I’ve failed her…

>>62576704
Exile? Like sent away on a mule, with a little bindle on a stick?

>>62576731
Pace around the room like she does

>>62576704
What did he do?

Shiori buying condoms because the two of you decided you're far enough in the relationship to get frisky; she buys extra large trojans and winks at you when she gives them to you.
You slap her across the mouth so hard she'd swear a tooth fell out, and yell that you're sporting a very respectable 3 inches erect

ASMR | Two girls invite you to a camping site where they kill and butcher you in a cannibalistic ritual to a pagan Goddess【w/ Ceres Fauna】

ASMR | Goth Girlfriend Confronts You Over Blowing Her VTuber Paycheck On A Shitcoin Named FartingChinkCoin [KU100 Binaural | Shiori Novella]

>>62577391
M-maraca...

ASMR | 10 Hours Of Shiori Breathing Noises As She Ignores You Randomly Interrupted By Cat Sounds [KU100 Binaural | Shiori Novella]

>>62577485
I do not get this reference

ASMR | Shiori Watches You And Your Best Friend Charge Your JO Crystals

>>62577531
https://streamable.com/aatump

>>62577588
Absolutely unhinged

>>62577588
Henmama...

>>62577588
I hate that she is cute
Tell her to cut that shit out

>>62577741

>>62577741
She's so cute but she's incredibly lewd at the same time.

>>62577808
Cutesex balance as it should be.

>>62577588
I know this is about pissing, but it could be misconstrued as masturbation.

>>62565738
I was waiting for you to drop your guard so I could take you.
Now you're mine.
>>62567136
Yes

>>62577900
It's not about masturbating?

>>62577588
Jesus she's so autistic

>>62577993
I know, perfect right?

>>62577972
It's about pissing.

>>62577972
She's complaining that men can just shake their cock but women have to pat dry after taking a wicked piss. Another example of Shiori having penis envy.

>>62578560
>penis envy, breast envy, normie envy
I need to fix her

Man... How insecure she really is about herself...

>>62578560
Yet another example of shioris disgusting piss and shit fetish

Why am I so bad at reps
Why can't I just sit down and watch two 10 minute videos

>>62578560
Cock bros we won again

Running my cock up her slit, tapping it on her clit and teasing her with "You like that? You want it inside you don't you, you dirty penis lover you."

I wish Shiori was pregnant with me so that she could abort me

>>62578817
Did something happen lol