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Shiori cute

SHIORI CUTE

>>62509543
>>62509586
>>62509643
Inaccurate bewbie size.

Is god good, Shiori? Really?

You think you can do evil things to me and go unpunished.
And you're right. God probably isn't real and you will never see justice for hurting me.

>>62509733
good

Man, I love Shiori

Just so you know, there is still Shiori nipples available for viewing in the previous thread.

>>62510080
If I want to see Shiori's nipples I can just walk into the living room and take her tits out

Shiowi cute

Good morning bros I love Shiorin.

It's probably not healthy to fantasize about heaven this much

>>62510801
Shut the fuck up Shiori

Here is your writing prompt.
This is the inkwell bestiary, featuring the various collabs novelite. Your task is to write the Takovelite (the naming is left as an exercise to the reader) entry.


A novelbeat.

A monochromatic aberration composed of white bones and black ichor. The bones provide rigidity and structural integrity, while the ichor allows for mobility. It is not clear how this necromantic mockery of a coral colony came to be.
The novelbeat spends his nightmarish undeath watching anime girls on the telly.

A sapelite.

A neotenic spirit of the wood, characterized by flexible spikes on the head. They use their shadowy tendrils, together with the spikes, to mimic the thorns they hide beneath. The sapelite is a social creature, living in communities held together by the attachment to a single adult woman. Wild sapelites are easy to find (and make poor pets) due to the incessant, and frankly petulant, crying when the Adult Woman is absent.

The Kronelite

A merge of mad science and forbidden magic, the Kronelite is an abomination of unlife.
The metallic gears, made by beings better forgotten, are spun by black ichor, drawn by wells dug too deep. The spinning of the gears animates - what a mockery of anima - the kronelite, causing its dial face to pulsate in bright amber while it moves.


A novelight

A disgusting little ball of feathers.A marketable fat fuck, it subsists off of nothing but KFP five dollar meals, ravishly consumed while ogling pictures featuring homoerotic relationships between women.
A truly wretched existence.

Should I play Faith myself? I am kinda interested in the story but the gameplay really didn't win me over.

>>62511184
A takolite
An amalgamation of marine flesh and abominable ink, this cephalopod seeks to hide its gelatinous body in a metal container, upon finding which it turns into an octoknight. A solitary creature, the octoknight shuts itself in its adopted shell and scours the bottom of the sea, collecting cute things and doing its reps, whatever that means.

>>62511184
I'm an vestie/novelight, is there a promt for me?

Good morning, folks. Just wanna pop in and say, I love Shiorin.
You all have a good day now.

Sexposters are really pushing it these days huh.

I love Shiori.

Shiori loves me.

me? me.

I'm in love with myself.

Shiori is my idol.

No promises, but Shiori might be a contestant on Kiara's Shark Tank (Bijou was just on)

>>62513407

>>62513434
She likely isn't since nobody else in the collab said anything when Mori mentioned that she will be there.

>>62513534
Nerissa not being on Kiara's game show? Unexpected.

>>62513534
Oh. I have an extension that auto-mutes Mori's voice so I didn't catch that

>>62513681
Share it

>>62513681
Someone should make one for Ner*ssa

>>62513775
also this

>>62513681
Someone should make one that amplifies Nerissa's voice

but nerissa has sex voice, who cares what she's saying

>>62513681
Rude

>>62513534
Yea plus it’s really early morning for her and she possibly either just slept 2 hours ago or hasn’t yet.

>>62513861
it can be pre-recorded

>>62513861
How do you know this?

>>62513850
ngl, nerissa's voice alone would make me cum buckets if she abuses it while jerking me off

>>62512429
Oh cool idea, like a hermit crab with inky tentacles

>>62512429
does octoknight imply the use of weapons?

>>62513850
>Generic female Eng dub voice
>Sex voice
No... just no...

>>62514343
This anon is a major boyfailure frfr.

>>62513850
I like the tone of her voice, but she also gives me massive stacy vibes

He's here again

>>62514445
you stop that. Don't be mean to novelights.

>>62513972
Ahh, souka.
>>62513997
Anon, she has mentioned it on stream that she usually sleeps around 4-5 am and doesn’t wake up till noon. In other words, I’m literally her bf and we often sleep in together.

maybe novelites were the ones meant to be raped after all

I am going to dick Yorick!

>>62516789
Injecting Yorick with cum

Turning yorick from a dark black color to grey as your white cum mixes with him.

Shiocracy time! Vote on the November 2023 Monthly Novella:
>https://poal.me/uhyptq
Last month's top picks were carried over to give a few more options.
Approximate length of each novella marked in 250-word-pages or printed pages.

>>62516922

>>62516930
I am definitely going to.

>>62517330
If Wonderland is too short, you can even pack it with Looking Glass for another two-hundred pages.

>>62517330
I just bought an anime illustrated Wonderland + Looking Glass book so I know what I'm voting for.

>>62517439
It's a good pick for November I think

>>62517330
>>62517439
I always had the impression it was simply a children's book. Is it actually a good read?

SHIORI A CUTE

>>62513456
Wowzie

need a shiori gf it's not even funny anymore

The 2 week break on December is going to kill me.

>Lived through the cruise break.
>Read Crime and Punishment.
I am the strongest shigger.

>>62517698
nta but yes, it actually is.

In fact, your question is the meta of the book itself. "Hey kid, wanna grow up? ok, don't. Just relax, embrace hedonism and don't be a grumpy oldfuck... you will be fine"

>>62518271
I wasn't that attached in the beginning... When she returned from her break with that pampering a sick Shiorin stream... That was the moment she entered my mind 24/7 and never left.

>>62518233
wait she said this? but why? when exactly?

>>62518233
It was a one week, bro. Unless my early onset dementia is doing its works already.

>>62518453
It's going to be over both Christmas and New Year btw

I am the neediest needlite
I need her to tell me good morning every day during the break
Or I will break

>>62513850
I like Nerissa but her voice sounds like she's about to tell me why the patriarchy is a bad thing a la dragon maid.

So why is the cooking stream 3 hours earlier than usual?

>>62518726
she wants to eat dinner after the Advent live panel at Anime NYC.

>>62518726
Because it's her dinnertime, dumblite.

shiori novella doing her steppies all over my face

Yesterday I watched Blade Runner (the 2017 version) and I wish I could get a Shiori hologram AI gf...

>>62518575
She'll forget to take her work phone with her. 2 weeks of absolute silence.

>>62519323
Please watch streams.

Lots of Shiori threads in the catalog. Something happened?

>>62519794
I watch all of them tyvm

>>62520015
How do you not know what she said less than a week ago then?

>>62519972
Mental illness.

>>62519302
Maybe if we finally reach 2049 without WW3 interrupting then it could happen (even more sooner than I expected).

What the fuck bros

I just prayed to God in my room with the door and windows closed, suddenly I felt a strong smell of pleasant perfume that calmed my heart, and the smell had no origin whatsoever, what could it be? The presence of an angel? .

>>62519972
shiori owns this board

>>62519972
a lot of people schizoposting about the possibility of shiori collabing with males.

>>62520735
>shiori collabing with males
if by that they mean "having sex with me" then yeah it's true

Stop acknowledging catalog filth

>>62516930
I'll vote Alice too
Shiori seems kinda interested in the old western fairy tale stories and more modern literature based ones like peter pan and Alice in wonderland, knowing these books is a way of getting to know her too
Just grabbed Peter Pan myself to start reading based on her monetisation childhood ruining story stream, not sure how many times she's mentioned Alice but I'm sure she has and has a love for it

>>62520309
>just 26 short years, 'till a new frontier
>snooze as you cruise and you'll wake up here!
I want to believe

>>62516930
Thanks for keeping this up btw.
I saw someone try to say that bookclub is dead /here/ and I'm glad they're wrong.

>>62521035
I wish I could believe that we have 25 entire ass years of business as usual. Entirely aboard the AI eschaton train at this point.

God is good

>>62516930
wow weird that you didn't put "memoirs of a cannibal rapist" in there you sick fuck

Can we Shiori?

>>62520735
That was said months ago, wasn't it? Weird.

>>62521429
catalogretards are like that. At this point is all bait and (you) farming

>>62521429
Schizos have been posting her schedule in the catalog every single week since the collab ban ended

>>62521429
it was. it still hasn't happened. i am convinced that the majority of the people on /vt/ have actual delusions. they talk about things that literally didn't happen as though they are widely known scandals and when asked for proof they will link a youtube video of the vtuber in question saying something that either contradicts their narrative or is completely unrelated.
this is genuinely how a friend of mine acted before he got diagnosed with schizophrenia. it's not a joke, these people are genuinely unwell.

is anon just pretending to be retarded?

ShioRyS made me imagine the prospects of Centaurvella. And then I asked myself out of pure curiosity, where is the centussy located? At the front or at the back?
And wouldn't her arm be too short to reach it if its in the back?

>>62521679
I've come to the conclussion that schizos make YABs up precisely because they don't happen. Take the following rrat for example "when Shiori said to respect her collab choices she meant she would be streaming with her old friends but something made her change her mind" It's paussible, but it still alludes that SOMETHING HAPPENED that we don't know about, schizos live for this crap.

>>62521869

>>62522057
it's just really upsetting. not because i'm parasocially attached to shiori but just seeing all this negativity and then worrying about it and finding out that it was in fact actually nothing just stresses me out and makes me feel bad.
it's also just kind of sad. i think i'll take a break from here for a while.

Time for a return.
Shiori doesn't shlick, ever. She has never once masturbated even out of curiosity. Why? Because her christian beliefs are too strong. Showerheads? Only to cleanse herself twice a day. Table corners? Only to hold her elbows as she prays to her rosary beads. Toys? Unholy! She can't consult other girls about it because she believes that all girls her age don't touch themselves except for her unholy cousins and nut gobbler. Humping her kazuha pillow? She keeps it unopened and in pristine condition at all times, has existential dread when Pepper gets within 10 ft of it.
Shiori is praying for a healthy November from all of her Novelites. No fapping or shlicking!

>>62522294
Praise Shisus

>>62522294
If God didn't want me to fap he wouldn't have made my wife so sexy

>>62522288
I feel the same way honestly. It's best to learn to ignore them. Literally nobody takes them seriously, and everything they say is just made up shit.

>>62522376
Nice and also True.

>>62522389
He wants you to dump your load deep inside her. Shiori hates masturbation, but craves the mating press.

>>62522288
I only visit this thread in /vt/. Sometimes I might check some other general that I'm interested in, but I ignore anything else in the catalog. You could try doing the same and see if that works for you

>>62522439
i also just feel bad for the vtubers. not just shiori but all of them that have to deal with people in their audience like this. it really bothers me to see people trying really hard only to get criticized and shamed over things they have only done in the minds of the vocal deranged.
>>62522580
i think the best thing would just be to script a filter to hide all non-generals desu

>>62522497
>you will never cuddle with Shiori after a night of hardcore plowing
It is what it is...

https://files.catbox.moe/1a4ug3.mp4
it's about true loving back to life eternally. rescue from a place we never go that was never real. a soul enchanted with desire. the spirit of shaking off of all curse. like man on earth, her holy breakaway but a rose color away. it's her dream.

>>62522703
Fuck, this was the MMD that I've been trying to find for a whole year now. Thanks for posting this.

>>62522684
Why live

>>62522288
I took a break from here for a year and a half, and I honestly suggest it. Sure, you might miss some happenings, but a break is good. The catalog can get really bad at times
Alternatively, just ignore it and stick to a few gens. Whatever happens in the cata stays in the cata

>>62523312
To hear another one of Shiori's tangents
To listen to her fumble words trying to sound family friendly
To hear Shiori's kino singing
To read fanfics about Shiori
To play games with Shiori
To look at lewd pictures of Shiori
To shitpost /here/ about Shiori
To tell Shiori how cute she is
To get a heart from Shiori

tl;dr
Do it for her

>>62522633
We need /vtg/

>>62523566
>To look at lewd pictures of Shiori

Writefag anon's Holoctober prompts are full of suicide fuel. Jesus christ I love this guy

/vt/ is really full of newfag

>>62523827
A newfag is just a newfriend you haven't gotten to know yet

I have discovered how setup the DNS settings in my browser and now I don't have to switch VPNs every time I encounter Youtube's anti-adblock bullshit. Life is good.

>>62524004
Unironically if YouTube just required payment to access their platform but made the payment like 2-3$ month for an ad-free service they'd make more money and make customers happier than this current bs

come back...

>>62524606
I'll cum on your back

Now he's replying to himself.

>Now

When a Novelite is left alone he act's his normal self as his default state is that of lonliness
That is, when alone he assumes the role of a schizo

>>62524917
Please don't use generalized terms such as "a Novelite" or "we" to describe your mental illness.

>>62524917
When alone, I fap. Not to Shiori though.

>>62524917
Schizori~n! Hololive Advent's schizophrenic schizo Schizori Schizovella at your service!

>>62524917
When alone I just focus on work or go out and talk with friends.

Kissing Shiori like there's no tomorrow

I kiss shiori through my screen!

If there any Aries or Sagi femnovelites available there who's interested in a Leo Sun Aries Moon with Cancer Cusp INTJ 5w4 Ravencroft Heart-shaped personality like me, just hit me up.

>>62525338
I don't want to see the kind of woman that description would attract.

>>62525338
That's a lot of personality buzzwords. I think your net is too obvious, Novelite.

>>62525338
... What?

>>62525338
I'm sick and tired of all the Capricorn false flagging that goes on around here.

God I hate astrology

>>62525338
Can someone else translate this?

>>62525338
What do us Gemini bros get

>>62526079
>I’m a faggot
Here you go

Capricorn gang

You are compatible with Shiori, right shigger?

>>62526361
>Taurus
Hell yeah capricorns stay winning.

>>62526361
Here, bro.

>>62516930
Where is heart of darkness???

>>62526522
Oh shit meant for
>>62526079

>>62526361
Moderately
>most compatible with my oshi IRyS
Fuck yea

>>62526522
>>62526569
>Ravencroft as Ravenclaw
Now I can't tell if the AI fucked up or the original anon fucked up. But uhhhh, thanks AI.

>>62526361
>Gemini
>2 graduated
>2 doesn't stream
NGMI

>>62526734
Gemini do be looking a little cursed fr

>>62526361
>Not compatible with Shiorin
It's fucking over... How do I cope with this?

>>62526361
>Be me
>Aquarius motherfucker
>Sana, Rushia, Coco
>Not Shiori
>Conselation prize in Raden, FWMC, Fubuki and Choco
>All instantly ruined by Ollie
I'm fucked.

>>62526734
>Gemini
>Compatible with La+, Watame, Iroha and Hajime
>Compatible with Korone, Fubuki and Luna
>Comptatible with Polmao, Choco, Aki and FWMC
Geminis have no right to complain.

>>62526361
Only Fuwamoco and Polka...Shiori please I love you...

>>62527101
Not complaining
But Gemini holo is a bit cursed

Shiori I know you are reading this thread, tell us your thoughts on the zodiac on your next stream please

>>62526361
>So close to being a capricorn and achieving greatness
>Cucked by an extra day so now I'm aquarius
Fuck this shit. I will transcend this zoadiac BS.

>>62526361
what the fuck

>>62526361
>Cancer
>Everyone I'm the most compatible with are CEO's of sex
... I don't think my pelvis is going to survive, Novelites

Chances of Shiori plays Alan Wake (and speed runs the game without getting into the plot)

>>62516930
Looks like Alice will win. Just a reminder that there are actually two stories with her. The disney movie is based on the first with some elements of the second book (which is longer, around 200 pages).

I will buy and read both desu.

>>62516930
I could not find hardcovers of the modernized prints for both novels the other day, guess I'll get an e-book for the time being.

I'm working on a programming project that I think is unique, but I'm also probably reinventing the wheel in a couple places. But it's still fun to stumble upon some idea or discovery and note it down.
What makes me a little sad though is how there'll never be a girl that will look at my notes and think it's cool to have these journals, like a wizard in a tower scribbling down his magic. But maybe I can make Shiori wet with gamedev one day.

>no one posted this sex
https://twitter.com/waterring2/status/1723943126140878901

Weirdos

>>62527979

>>62527979
OH GOOD GOD

>>62527979
would love to snort a line off those tits

>>62527979
>>62527979
GOOD GOLLY THAT'S LEWD

>>62527979
Well, I know what I'm aaaing my maraca to tonight.

>>62529011
Imagine you're at her place, Shiori is trying on halloween costumes and showing you, then she comes out with just the sheet on being like boo I'm a ghost! And you tell her that the sheet is sheer enough that you see her nipples and she gets embarrassed

>>62529222
>Don't even mention her nips are showing
>Just reach over and squeeze

>>62529222
Or down there

Sex Split
Sex Oshi

>>62527979
Jesus Christ

cutesex

Nap time...

>>62529638
Fap time

>>62529282
>Trying on costumes
>Not wearing any underwear
She's asking for it

>>62529638
Have a good rest

Shiori should watch The Sopranos

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1724141465222135975

Guess she was team Jacob

>>62530585
>that twitter user
I'm unironically seething that she replied

>>62530763
Women are too forgiving

>>62530763

Isn’t that the guy the Jailb*rds were raging about?

>>62530763
Guess that's someone in management or some shit. Either way that's some fucked up favoritism

>>62530585
>Neah
AHHHH FUCK NO SHIORI WHY THE SPAGHETTO

>>62530585
So they're all fucking this troon?

I want all of Shiori’s kissies and attention… I’m sad…

SHE HATES US

https://litter.catbox.moe/rucgfe.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/rucgfe.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/rucgfe.jpg

And look who shows up.

>>62531132
Kys

>>62531132
Oh good god...

Who is >us
She loves me just fine.

Fuck Nerissa and her retarded groupies.

Shiori situate herself in the Apex of Things, the way to certain success. There is no time for consuming and becoming any of the wide variety of fine chicken poop for the soul on offer throughout society. Like all truth, metaphysical implications for doing so that are concealed from the public like a public school conceals all education. It is by beauty that she find the USA amongst the UN. The spirit that was cell phoned out of the world 22 years ago. She be only successful in doing so.

>>62531189
Stop replying to yourself

>>62516930
I don't own these books. Link for online version. Thank youthankyou.

>>62531049
Nah
is just some small microcelebrity holofan accthat twitter algorithm push for some reason, probably because rissa interact with her, also she is notorius irys anti

Reminder that Shiori will never do anything fun and spontaneous for fanservice because she doesn't believe in those things.

>>62531405
>Already been proven wrong repeatedly
why are you still trying sister?

>>62531179
>>62531281
why do you hate nerissa

>>62531446
They've been pissy since the monopoly got better numbers than the homonopoly collab. That's why there's more Shiori bait threads.

>>62531528
I'm actually very neutral towards Rissa, I just dislike the constant plugging for her or anyone else that isn't Shiori /here/ unless she's brought up by Shiori herself or something happened involving them in the past 3 hours.
Yes, even the Ririka fags that bring her up unprompted sometimes or the fauna/mumei/irys fags.

>>62531649
cute possessive novelight

>>62531405

And she doesn’t need to. Shiori is perfect the way she is.

>>62531675
More like it's Shiori's general, you can go to catalog for shipping or something or /hlgg/

>>62531528
I hate (you) specifically

Why do you still reply? I don't get it. He's obviously a thread shitter and he'll keep doing for the (You)s.

>>62531799
I'm coping (sadly) that if I try and be polite and explain it properly, he'll get it and stop.

>>62531799
They both are. Wouldn't be surprised if it's the same person.

>>62531799
This is terribly accusatory, and quite rude frankly

Yes but what about Newsvella?

>>62532304
My beloved

>literally the same 10 images

>>62532304
Bish

>>62532583
>kisses her fat head

>>62532487
Yeah mine

Sorry I do not love Newsvella because I hate journalists

>>62532639
But Newsvella plays all her games on the highest difficulty, enjoys copious fanservice and is blacklisted by all the major publishers because she was too honest.

>>62532583
Cute not fat head

Guys, I suck at holocure

>>62531528
I genuinely never "forgave" her for the plasmophobia collabs.

>>62532901
Same, she was such an insufferable cunt it poisoned me in her forever

New Novelite just dropped

>>62525338

Shiori has the colors of 9GAG com

>>62532866
Holocure is hard when you first play it and then it becomes too easy once you realize the key to victory is just getting the OP collabs online ASAP.

I think about her too much… how do I cure this?

I think I'm incapable to contributing to society

>>62533320
You stop thinking

>>62533217
I am struggling to clear the third stage with Fauna. I understand the strategy is get horns/uber sheep --> elite cooking --> super collab but her leaves really aren't good enough

>>62509543
Do you guys mind posting some lewd artwork of your oshi?

I love Shiorin

>>62533594
https://files.catbox.moe/idswux.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/v3h5h8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/86ypx3.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/yi3qs1.jpg

>>62533382
Bro that Super sucks. Get Snow Queen or Holy Fire.

>>62533819
And ignore her tree skill?

>>62533811

>>62534007
Healing is something you only need on the side in Holocure. Your main focus should be things that help with damage and things that help with kiting enemies. Fauna's passive healing skills are actually sufficient enough to get you through the game without needing any supplementary items. Even on characters with no passive healing, just a Nurse's Horn/Succ badge is pretty good at keeping you alive. You only need enough healing to stay alive.

I’m not sure Shiori is even a real goth

>>62533382
drop using uber sheep
my strategy is always get glasses for exp and horns early game, rest is very variable

>>62533792
I like this one the most

>>62534244
She's an honest Christian girl who wears cute sundresses

>>62534244
True. She is an emo girl at best.

>>62534297
>Christian
but she's evil

MAN, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A SHIORI CLOTHES REVEAL STREAM. IMAGINE HER LITTLE BODY ON THOSE CLOTHES UOOOH

>>62533811
Cute and sexy Shiorin!

>>62534542
Management will never allow it.

>>62533792
Replying to myself coz I miss her so much as well.

Rratman come to me: Shiori Novella is her ideal self. While in reality she is a meek flat chested Christian girl who wears sundresses, she wishes she was a big tittied goth girl who oozes sex appeal.

>>62530585
>THE Twitter lesbian
It's fucking over.

Are novelites edible

>>62534437
So yeah, she's Christian

>>62534805
Anything can be eaten.

>>62534882
*tips*

>>62534906
Yup, my dick

>>62534805
You can eat my dick

...

>>62534805
This one is >>62535902

Did Shiori update her schedule or am I going schizo? She's only taking 1 day off this week?

>>62535986
She's such a hardworking girl

>>62535986
still the same

>>62535902
I swear this thing's head is getting slightly larger each time it's posted.

>>62535986
I'm gonna concern

>>62535986
JST got updated
thats all

>>62536344
fuck off s*n*k*n

>>62534244
God is a christian contraction of the lombardic word Goduan, which was their name for Odin or Gautr. The Goths were named after Goudan, (similar to high german Wuuodan, related to the proto-germanic Wotanaz), and were some of the first Christian tribes, hence they translated God into the earliest bibles in place of yahweh. Odin has always walked in the white man;s shadow, we have always invoked his name. Say GOD proudly

>>62536368
She finally did it.

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ki murangen!

>>62536465
PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST

>>62536465
It comes from the word guda which descends from the proto-indo word for invocation you DOUBLE LARPER

>>62537648
I'm larping as someone who cares

Shiori as a child call that Shiori rough draft

I think Shiori should play Rayman Raving Rabbids 2.

>>62537886
Shiori pamphlet

>>62538414
Call Granny shiori Shiori Novel

>>62538414
Shiori Booklet

>>62531799
I'm convinced rissa and kys posters are the same person. Or might as well be since both posts happen at 100% frequency.

>>62538712
I think rissa poster masturbates to the kys poster

The Rissa poster is a falseflagger btw. I’ve asked to come home and they haven’t.

>>62538414
Shiori encyclopedia

The Rissaposting started off pretty lighthearted, everyone was just having fun with how she used to mispronounce Novelites early on. I don't think the Rissaposter is malicious, so much as it's just one anon who didn't get the memo that everyone moved on from the joke.

>>62539000
I think a lot of people in this split hate Nerissa

Typical. History so much worse than the worst lying from the mainstream global corporate media.
What's no lie however is the Rule 63 of This, with up to a quarter cup of Shiori's copulins she squirted down into his mind control receiver in the base of his cock. Her Anglos thrown out, his leather belt around her neck in a king size bed, her training to be the best bouncing lombardic top in Götaland complete, for tonight. It's no wonder you can't find us anywhere searching Goolag.

>>62534875
Now that's what I call a blonde.

>>62526361
>virgo
Fuck yeah, I'm in. See you losers later.

>>62539059
i wouldn't count schizos as "people". Never forget the 18 deleted incident.

Good morning, thread. Post some Shioris to start my day with.

>>62539390
Good morning.

>>62539000
most don't seem to care other than vocal rissa spergs who reply at every opportunity and even crosspost, which in turn keeps the spirit of rissa posters alive. From my observations, they are the only ones fellating each other.

>>62539390
Morning.
>>62539462
Yeah, basically this. For every kys post that happens, a reply is sure to happen.

I can't wait to see my wife tonight.

>>62538712
I can't even post about the holomems that Shiori raids 2 minutes after the raid without kys poster getting angwy at me

>>62539855
It's going to be a fucking white woman jumpscare today

>>62539855
You enjoy it you little slut

>>62539597
>>62539457
Top of the morning, friendos.

https://x.com/ChristianNVLT/status/1724131845510427101?s=20

Anon... I'm calling you out for rewriting it and breaking me once again

This has to stop, you guys are defending someone who post Yuri just for the lols, saying stupid shit everytime. Once he starts making ShioRissa threads with the OP you guys will know how much cancer this gets.

>>62539390
>>62540211
hope you friends are also having a lazy monday so far

>>62540511
But Shiori wants me to have a Productive Monday...

>>62540420
nobody is defending anything
is just that replying kys doesnt help either and just induce to the other guy post more rissa to make him seethe, a full loop cycle

>>62540511
I did a lot this morning, but now I'm winding down and playing some vidya while I catch up on VODs. I'm on the Hat in Time one right now.

>>62540216
I'm flattered that you saved my first tragic story.
That being said, I've been busy with work for a good while so can't get to writing right now (I still need to finish my holoctober, two entries left.)
If I'm free on the weekend, feel free to ask again.

>>62540511
Workin' so doubt it. Contract negos are pretty stressful, but Shiori pulls me through.

>>62540774
I've been a fan ever since buddy. Keep it up and rest well. As I've mentioned enough times on the thread its something I relate to and hold dearly to me as I've been there.

>>62540636
in your case i hope you're having a productive one anon :)

>>62540705
glad to hear you got a lot done friend, shiori would be proud - i'm currently listening to the karaoke stream on the side as i eat and play games too

>>62540810
honestly, i feel the same way about her too - work's been a drag since i started there a month ago and shiori's been a big aspect of what's been keeping me sane through these endless days. either way, hope you can slog through the negos and get to relax with our (read: my) cute goth girlfriend/sister/sensei/nurse/princess/archivist/dork/etc.

>>62540892
Thank you. That said I'm not Christian if you were implying that with the tweet.

>>62540511
It's Tuesday...

>>62540988
Ah...but even so I liked it very much. It'll be forever immortalised.

>>62540988
You'll have to convert if you want to marry Shiori. You are willing to convert and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and Savior for Shiori, right?

>>62541109
kek

>>62540906
A slog it is, friendo. A slog it is. Hope your work gets easier though!

>>62541109
As long as I don't have to swear fealty to the Papacy, sure.

>>62541109
If and only if Shiori asked, then yeah, if anyone else asked, no way fag.
>>62541083
Maybe one day I'll convert one of the things I've written into a tweet and see what happens.
Till then I'm not interested in twixxer clout. I like remaining (though some people seem to have an idea of who I am) anonymous here.

>>62541079
fucker

just kidding, hope you're having a good tuesday, wednesday, thursday or whatever it is on your side of the 'verse my friend

>>62541194
ah so long as people exist it will not unfortunately, but i appreciate the sentiment all the same. i am taking comfort in the fact that at the end of it all it, this job is temporary and not where i will be wageslaving for the rest of my life. at least i can support shiori with the paychecks so she can keep doing what she wants to do

>>62541213
I'm sure she'd accept you if you were in communion with with the Greek church

>>62541216
Making a twixxer is an slippery slope to expectations.

>>62541299
Exactly why I'm content with just YT prompts. Get's my creative side going and then I have fun with it and go along with my day.

>>62541406
Did you write before shiori?

>>62541284
I'm Anglican...

>>62541406
Keep it up champ, dont be like those weirdos who buy twitter blue and write just to get noticed

>>62541535
It's so over..

>>62541503
Only for shit like school assignments which I didn't enjoy. Shiori inspired me to try again but from a new healthy mindset of doing it for my sake.

>>62541216
In the event you do make a twatter, do be careful...

>>62540511
I got 15k steppies in, ran some errands, and applied to more jobs. I'm hoping I can find something soon because I'm sick of being unemployed and even more sick of living with my parents. I should probably go back to learning web dev since software is what most of my work experience is in and it's been way easier for me to get interviews in it, but I really don't like coding and would rather do some other bullshit white collar job.

>>62541274
Best of luck to us, then!

>>62541692
Not him but why?

>>62541692
Yeah, though I highly doubt I'll go that far, maybe if Shiori announces another reading and I really want to join.

>>62541880
It leads to attentionfagging. Expecting her to shower you with praise and adoration when she's clearly very busy.

Real life Shioricore eyes...

>>62542131
They don't touch my soul the same way.

>>62541722
hang in there anon, i hope you find something that keeps you engaged soon! glad you're keeping up with the physical reps though. you'll get through this, buddy

>>62541804
aye, my friend!

>>62541962
I mean... If you were really doing it for yourself you wouldn't post on Twitter. Most of the comments on the prompts and vods are for the crumb of recognition.

aaaaaaaa

>>62542449
What happened little buddy?

you all need correction

>>62542813
Not if I correct you first!

Pagely reminder that Shiori is the cutest.

>>62542661
I was reminded that I desire nothing more than a GF/wife like Shiori but I'm an autistic socially anxious guy who won't ever even meet a girl like her, let alone have a relationship with someone like her

>>62542813
Harder daddy

I love it when she smiles and shows of her teefies.

>>62543505
I want her to cough in my mouth again.

>>62543505
Why does she have fangs anyway?

>>62543568
Shiori is a normal human being just like you and me

>>62543568
Shiori is chuuni and carved her teeth into fangs

>>62543505
i really wanna lick her teethes...

>>62543568

Fangs are hot

>>62543616
Or at least she used to be...

I like Shiori

>>62543902
Hey, me too!

>>62543902
Yeah, me too

>>62543568
Why not?
>>62543748
Yes
>>62543902
I don’t like Shiori. I LOVE Shiori!

>>62543902
Yeah? I bet you do, dirty shiori liker

>>62543902
>>62543982
>>62544118
>>62544203
>>62544409

Gsh