/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First!

CYTUBE TIME
Tonight we'll be watching
The Perfect Weapon (1991): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkvBzrCMiI
Followed by this certain anime movie, if I can find it kek
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse (replace DOT with .)

Hurt Lia
Beat Lia
Roundhouse kick Lia off a cliff
Beat Lia with a lead pipe
Feed Lia’s family to her by cooking their flesh into chili
Rip out Lia’s beating heart and crush it in front of her face
Pull out Lia’s teeth with your hands
Throw Lia into an industrial fan as it spins at full speed
Throw Lia into toxic waste
Drag Lia to Hell by her hair as she kicks and screams
Slice Lia with a katana

ϟ Lia Friends ϟ

Phase Connect>>>/vt//pcg/
Neuro-Sama>>>/vt//swarm/
Pomu Rainpuff -https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
Rurumi -https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
KKCyber -https://twitter.com/kkcyberai
Aoi Moi -https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Nyaru -https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Mieko Mino -https://twitter.com/mino_mieko
Kamishiro Rita -https://twitter.com/RitaKamishiro
Ushio Ebi -https://twitter.com/ushioebi
Punkalopi -https://twitter.com/Punkalopi
Nova Aokami -https://twitter.com/novavreverie
Raki Kazuki -https://twitter.com/RakiKazuki
Da Michi -https://www.youtube.com/@ShisuiMichiru
Hakushika Larry -https://www.youtube.com/@HakushikaIori
Faye Mata's perfect tits -https://i.imgur.com/imT0dGn.png
Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort -https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife
L.A Flights -https://www.youtube.com/@L.A.FLIGHTS

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>62483117
You forgot something

Lia is a scholar

/sci/ has won the 2023 4chan Autumn Babby cup

>>62483493
Congrats to the bill nye boys. We had a really good match against them

>>62483493
>/sci/ won the whole cup
>/ck/ won the third place trophy
This is what Lia did against those 2 teams
vs. /sci/ 1 goal and the best /vt/ player on the pitch
vs. /ck/ 1 goal, 1 assist, 1 motm, and the best /vt/ player on the pitch

Even when we lose we win!

>>62483805
If they did a medal poll for Winter, almost a guarantee Nene become gold captain and Lia might take ogey rrat’s gold.

>>62483805
ogey rrat against those 2 teams
vs. /sci/ nothing
vs. /ck/ nothing

>>62483805
honestly /vt/ is closer to contention than people think. they were damn good against the 2 eventual trophy winners.

>>62484001
As much as they should, Ogey rrat will never be kicked from the top spot, he's too beloved by /vt/ as a whole

Thinkin about Lia

Just this one time i'll unleash my true power

I want how warm Lia’s bottom gets

>>62485181
>want

>Yung is Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China

They dont movies like this anymore

they make white people so stupid

Is that Ruffio from Hook?

>>62485744
yes

After this we'll be watching the original Patlabor film in all it's classic 80's VHS glory in the cytube
https://ia802308.us.archive.org/28/items/patlabor-1-1989-vhs-sub/Patlabor1_1989_%5B1995%5D.mp4

I want to taste Lia’s cookies

Rinmama here, Lia isn't allowed to stream because she failed her midterms. Please understand and be patient with her as her education matters to her

>mortal kombat guy again
holy shit this dude is a certified Lia from Phase Connect legend

>>62486544
Rinmama prob doesn't give a fuck about Lia's education. She knows better than anybody the value of chasing a dream being a bakery owner herself.
It's her university professor dad.

>>62483805
Beebs being their to call Lia’s big team debut and her putting in an MVP performance will always mean a lot to me
Memes are real

>>62486575
he is in the Likers Cinema HOF

>>62486544
Show feet

DANGEROUS.
SEXY.
ANIMAL.

I often think about the time Lia got bit by a squirrel

>>62486895
meme magic

Honestly Lia should audition for Sparkle Motion

Will Lia return next week to play the yohane game

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2404370/YOHANE_THE_PARHELION_BLAZE_in_the_DEEPBLUE/

>>62487841
What is it

>>62487958
love live game

Stream expectations for Lia this week?

>>62488519
Realistically I am not expecting any streams until she tweets a waiting room.

>>62488519
Lol. Lmao

>>62488519
0-1. maybe a twitter space. we are in the waiting room because of gay school, but that is to be expected it is her last semester.

i just hope Lia can still get 100k this year and doesn't lose that because of community college.

>>62488822
Lia can get 100k this year by just commissioning shorts. They just get them to her and she posts them.

If I'm not mistaken Pippa reached her 100 K eleven months ago, December 12th. I thought Lia would have gotten it before December because of the pace she had in June, but at her current pace, Lia may end reaching it exactly 12 months after Pippa. Would that be good or bad?
Imagine that Lia's 100 K celebration (and Rinmama's feet) comes exactly one year after Pippa's feet stream. I think it would be poetic, and that date would have some special meaning in Phase's history. Also, searching for "Pippa 100 K" would return Lia's 100 K celebration as well, which would help her numberwise, and vice versa.
Is this a crazy scenario?

Why are likers the worst fanbase in vtubing

>>62489655
what did >we do now?

>>62489415
Lia would've had it in October without the breaks. It's no big deal tho. The playbutton you get in October is the same one you get in January is the same one you get in July.

Luckily Lia built up enough to where she was able to take breaks for real life stuff and it likely not jeopardize her chance of getting 100k by the end of the year. Lia has streamed like 10 times in the last 2 months, and she is within 1900 of 100k. 1900 subs in 49 days. She can pretty much control when she gets it. If she wants it soon? She simply streams and her streams/vods will do the work for her. Make a couple shorts. Easy.

Getting 100k by the end of the year is important just because of how the year started. It is the perfect end to Lia's 2023. Lia needs 39 new subs a day to get it by December 31. I just want her to enjoy it, and I think she is in a position to because the remaining subs left are very gettable.

Honestly Lia should go to church more often

I wonder how creamy she will get during Lia Time tonight after a week of being pent up with school?

a certain someone is collabing with Lia friends KK and Rurumi and Yuyu (I know someone here used to seeth at her when she showed up in Lia's chat) this week

>>62491575
I am beginning to think they never hated eachother and were just sad things in Phase didnt work out

>>62491659
i think tenma legit hates yuri tho

I want to take Lia out for iced cream

>>62491718
tenma talks about hating image boards while also coincidentally having complete knowledge of any rrats and hating people /pcg/ hates
I think shes more /here/ than anyone else and just believes too many of the theories posted in the mainland

>>62492392
Iced creams with Lia and her lovely uncles.

>>62491718
Tenma definitely still dislikes Yuri since she's very defensive of PC and Yuri throws out occasional twitter vagueposts where she's the victim.

>>62491718
my headcannon is Tenma took it personally that Yuri was the first blemish on Phase's record. She is the ultimate company girl. When it was first announced Yuri got fired, it took Tenma 2 minutes remove Yuri from her YT channel and was the first to unfollow her from everything

also reminder during the Mahjong sponsorship days after the firing, Tenma was making graduation jokes that Pippa and Lia weren't laughing at all.
its been 6 months I am fairly certain everyone moved on as they should have. Tenma probably doesn't think about Yuri anymore. Does she hate her? Nah. But would she pick up a discord call from Yuri tomorrow? Nah.

i wonder what Lia ate for dinner tonight

>>62490232
>I just want her to enjoy it,
Sure, I get it, but... a second feet stream, exactly on the same day as the first one, but one year after?! Wouldn't that be cool! I don't care about the feet themselves, I just think it would be fun to do that!

>>62494473
I wouldn't expect an immediate feet stream. Lia is the queen of spacing out content, plus Rinmama is the one who has to deliver.

>>62493658
>She is the ultimate company girl.
Japanese people are educated to love their companies like their families. They are salarymen, conditioned to join the company at 20 years old, and stay there until retirement. The west has a different mentality of mobility so quitting, getting fired, burning bridges, etc. is more normal.

>>62494905
Yeah, she can reach the goal on November 30th, Rinmama wanted, and then she has like 12 days to plan the feet stream 2. It'd create expectation and be fun.

>>62495143
>>62495143
November 30th isn't real. It won't happen unless Lia all of the sudden gets back to streaming 5 days a week for the rest of the month.Otherwise....

>>62495483
. . .

>>62495483
IMO if I were Lia and I was serious about November 30? This is the play
>Tell people she is doing an endurance countdown from 7 pm est to midnight est.
>If 100k is met when the clock strikes midnight? We go double or nothing and ya get Rinmama AND Lia feet at midnight on the dot.
>if the clock hits midnight and no 100k? No feet. It's over. That's it.
High stakes batsu.

I don't get feet fetish

I like Lia.

>>62495929
it would be like watching the timer on a bomb. the tension would be too much

>>62495929
I like your passion, but you can't back down of the promise... also, do we really want to see Lia's ballerina feet?

>>62496291
that's the thing: Rinmama is the one backing down on the promise which goes to picrel here >>62495483
she becomes enemy of Lia Likers

>>62496291
I am looking forward to Lia's cosplay and couldn't care less about Rinmama's feet.

I only care about feet because coomers are deranged and they will cause psychic damage to Lia if her dumb mom backs out on the feet promise. That's her mom's problem, not Lia's.

>>62496211
same im more of a brap chad myself

NEW LIA SHORT

https://youtu.be/tQ2_SuOiMnY

>>62496872

>>62496872
kek

>>62496872
cute!

>>62496872
based keep the shorts coming Miss Lia!

I hate Freddy Fazbear

>>62498105
Jerk

Lia is just a lolcow at this point

>>62500219
Please do not denigrate my fujo sisters like that, an-non.

>>62500219
nah thats you

we're all just a herd of lolcows but Lia is our shepherd

SCREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>62505340
wtf is that real?!

>>62503779
the only lolcow in phase is pippa.
lia’s “fans” have tried their damndest to turn lia into one, but lia has been smarter than that. these are the people who cry when lia over corrects herself.

I think I can save her

>>62506497
Why not save a bunch of money on your car insurance?

>>62508635
I want them to sqib on my face if you know what i mean

I wish my benis smelled better :/

>>62510274
Just wash yourself more than once a week bozo.

>>62512077
What happens if lil fellas tail goes out?

>>62512563
He turns into a Digimon

Im awake but at what cost

Any Lia twatter News throughout the night?

>>62515257

>>62516034
what collab for friday?

Good morning Likers! Also good night I'm going back to sleep.

>>62516034
Based Lia

>>62518101
I hope its on Lia’s chan

>>62518101
No idea. Keep an eye out on the usual suspects’ weekly scheduels for clues

>>62518958
Not Pippa or Rie.
Not Nova.
Not KK.
Not Rurumi.

>>62518101
>>62518958
Just imagine if she’s secret last minute addition to KKCyber x Rurumi x indies X sex cat(bnuy) collabo…

can you guys read in your dreams? I've seen a lot of people say you can't but I read stuff in my dreams all the time, I've even had dreams of just reading 4chan. sure the text was odd but I could read and understand it

>>62519271
>>62518958
my guess is Shiina we will ind out today as more schedules get posted.

>>62519343
>Lia joins that collab
>gets suspended 2 weeks right as she needs the time off for school
would kinda be kino

>>62519905
OR
>Lia gets collab banned for 6 months as punishment, thus further isolating herself on her own island
OR
>Lia gets fired right before 100k

>>62519694
sounds like something liaschizo or christanon could answer

>>62520069
the only thing christanon reads in his dreams is the brand of underwear on the alter boy

>>62520346
very disrespectful

vote for Lia and your favorites in the meme vtuber awards that Holo will surely sweep

https://thevtuberawards.com/nominations

>>62520471
That's insane they made entire nomination for Rinmama only

>>62520645
what u mean

>>62520950
Yeah, I know that's about artisrt/rigger

>>62521049
kek. will write in rinmama anyways

who is Honest John and why does Lia want to lick his bhole?

have had this god damn jingle stuck in my head the last 2 days

https://youtu.be/MyP0N7Acrh8?list=PLywXgfjlG9sYAStcStpuX1e4lkEo1OpOf

I want to take steroids for Lia.

>>62518958
i will guess shiina

>>62522242
anon don't! your big beautiful balls will shrink!

>last night
>thinking about Lia
>can't sleep because leg hurts
>thinking about Lia
>waking up early to go to work
>thinking about Lia
>taking train to get there
>thinking about Lia
>doing job like a good jobman
>thinking about Lia
>going back home
>thinking about Lia
>home sweet home
>posting about thinking about Lia and thinking about Lia
>Lia
>Lia
End should be brought upon this madness. Fully functional member of society can't live like this.

>>62522672
your head is full of Lia, there is Lia dripping from every pore. just the way God intended

i just like Lia and hanging out with the bros is all

>>62523383
Likers and Lia are silly and cute

>>62495048
>japanese kitsune
Right. Japanese!

Lia getting enjoyment out of her wiki likes/dislikes section lmao kudos to the anon who made it about her harem instead of dumb shit like "Lia likes soda and mac n cheese"

>>62519343
what would management do if Lia collabed with nano?

>>62524514
probably put her on collab probation. not worth it for a 20 person amogus collab.

>>62522310
Safe bet seeing as Shiina is the only person Lia talks to in Phase atm

>>62524849
who says she isn't collabing with someone outside of phase

is shiina going to step up and show Lia how to tongue kiss?

>>62525050
either her, Airi or Lumi needs to show her how.

>>62525131
Airi would do it better than all of them. she has boss bitch energy

wyd

>>62525410
I would run over both of them

Lia from Phase Connect friends LA Flights live in 30 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7FGaaBXjnc

>>62525410
I would confuse them by asking which one if the real Lia, and they would probably start arguing with each other.

>>62525638
real as fuck

>>62525410
I would ask if they fart with that ass. surely one of them would finally answer.

I hope AI anon does another sfw dump soon

i miss AI anon

I miss Lia

I miss femanon

I miss Beebs

school is for FOOLS. I hope Lia wakes up and realizes this.

Care for a non-Lia jig?
https://puzzle.aggie.io/aWg8Ix

>>62525523
UUUUU I MISS THE CRAZY BROTHERS UUUUUUU

>>62526804
i havent jgged in so long

Lia from Phase Connect friends the crazy brothers of LA Flights are LIVE

https://youtu.be/K7FGaaBXjnc

WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE

>>62527134
>police activity already

Peter lookin SHEESH

>>62526994
That looks like my old cat

one day we need to do a watchalong of the day we discovered LA Flights

>>62527267
the LA experience

>LA Flights are gonna be plane spotting in NYC from December 23 until January 1.

imagine LA Flights and Beebs on the same call together?

>>62519905
>>62522310
>my guess is Shiina
Not Shiina. Uruka posted a schedule and she has a collab with Shiina and Iori already. Although Lia could join, I don't see why not.

>>62528300
hmmm interesting
at any rate, I do hope Lia continues this kinda trend of 1 solo stream 1 collab until Finals are over.

collabs are more likely to keep Lia on time and on target.

>>62528300
that is on Sunday. Lia is having a collab on Friday.
I still bet it is Shiina.

>>62528411
>>62528471
Mmm. Lumi is having a 12-hour birthday celebration on Friday, so maybe people will join for a call. Lia did that in her birthday stream earlier in the year.

>>62528857
I will be sad if it is just a call in. Maybe Lumi will have some collabs tho and Lia is in the mix?

I miss la Lia

I understand it's kinda overshadowed by crazy brothers but Lia friend Neuro-sama and Vedal 987 is LIVE

>>62529449
Based I should watch her more

>>62529449
I want Evil Neuro to bully Lia

>watched a collab with hime and her mom
it really just shows how next level rinmama and lia are. there is just no substitute

>>62530021
People were asking, who is sexier, the queen of Regalia or Rinmama?
Apparently Rinmama is older... but that doesn't mean she isn't sexier. The queen sounds a bit bored in all her collabs with Rie.

>>62530021
>>62530245
I dont want to sound like an anti so i will not comment

>>62530021
Other mother/daughter duos have been on stream before them and after them, but Lia and Rinmama
are the genuine artifact and the real deal. They are the ones. It is a dynamic i have never seen replicated in vtubing.

>>62530245
>rinmama is older
doubt. unless himes mom was literally 16 and pregnant.

>>62506036
Dangerously accurate post.

down with school!

Man this place really died over the last month, huh? Explain to me the thought process in keeping this general running when Lia hasn't even shown up to 80% of her scheduled streams since september.

>>62532863
You tell me

>>62532863
because she’s Lia and you’re not

>>62532863
we keep the light on so when Lia comes back we have a home

>>62532863
I like Lia

>>62533337
same

>>62531390
I will not do reps, but honestly I don't care. It's just a question that you need to answer by yourself, who do you think is sexier.

[Update] friday collab is NOT Shiina like >>62528300 predicted

>>62534111
Rinmama easily.
from the 2 times I have heard Rie's mom, she has minimal sex appeal for someone like me. She just sounds like a bored woman

>>62534313
agree

>>62534213
then I wonder. maybe it is someone new or just a Lumi birthday call in?

>>62534213
Shiina published her schedule. On Thursday and Friday she is playing Stardew Valley again with Sayu on Twitch... still a chance for Lia to join them, but I don't think it's that

>>62534313
>getting a bored blowjob from Himemama while she's on the phone with her daughter

>>62534810
Lia hates Stardew. No chance.

>>62534213
Im guessing it is maybe a Lumi group collab then? Or it isn't with Phase (which would be disappointing because Lia has isolated herself away from Phase way too much since September)

I want it to be among us collab because it would be funny

>>62535160
Lia is in her Late 2022/early 2023 Pippa arc where she wants nothing to do with Phase Connect it seems
Hopefully she corrects it when Finals are over

>>62535413
I don't think that's accurate, it seems more like management wants her to be the face of Phase connect Gen1 again, like e.g. with the Pomu collab or the collab with Miss Nova.

>>62535413
I just don't think schedules have matched up is all. also 100% of Lia's streams last week were Phase collabs

>>62535644
this is retarded. Phase had nothing to do with Pomu or manly or Neuro. Those were Lia being a big girl and getting her own opportunities.

iori bl collab 2 when?

>>62532863
>why don't you just give up?
because I'm not you

>>62535644
>management wants her to be the face of Phase connect Gen1 again
Management doesn't have that mindset anymore of having just one.

Phase has 5 talents who have proven they can drive the figuratively bus at any time with Pippa Tenma Lia Shiina and Lumi, and that shit isn't just capped off there becayse the remaining 12 members can drive the bus too if they do well enough and want. Phase isn't one of these companies like where only 1 girl gets opportunities.

>>62535825

>>62536328
*figurative bus

>>62535644
>>62535729
I'm not saying that Lia is not doing anything by herself, but I think in big collabs management is always involved, at least in a supportive role. Pippa mentioned how management basically wrote some DMs that she sent to some people (Mori, Kson, Henya?) because she was too nervous.

>>62536678
That's Pippa. Pippa is a stinky smelly pussy (i want to bury my face in it). She had to have Tenma chaperone the first Henya collab.

Here is what we know about Lia
>Lia set up the manly collab on her own, with the suggestion of Tenma telling her to do a letsplayer deep dive. Lia then took it s step further and shot her shot for an interview.
>Lia DM's Pomu about a collab. Pomu said sure. This is confirmed by both of them. I am sure Pomu then had to go to her management to get Lia approved (hense Lia having to scrub shit because she was getting vetted)
>Lia helped a little bit to open the Phase door to Filian last year by setting up with Filian an ultimately canceled Phase Family Feud collab. Filian has now collabed with half of Phase it seems.

No idea how Neuro happened, but I would wager it happened with Lia DMing vedal asking for a collab and he said sure.

>LA Clippers can't even afford their own charter team plane
poverty franchise

>>62537015
That's a lot of wishful thinking... only a few threads back you were saying that Muumi is essential to Lia. So what does Muumi do? She is a manager that doesn't manage? Surely she had some input and say on those things happening?

>>62537376
It's not wishful thinking when Pomu, manly, and Filian all said they dm'd with Lia personally setting up the collabs

Girls like Tenma and Lia have big balls and this is proven.

what do you sexy gay bitches wanna watch tonight

>>62537912
Kickboxer

>>62537912
Suggesting Ashelia Rinkou origin story Masamune classic Black Magic M 66 I have already begun imbibing cheap rum in anticipation.
https://archive.org/details/black-magic-m-66-dvd

>>62537912
die hard if you can find it

>LA Flights mention the tropical storm hillary show as being the best ever
that was when we found them!!!

Will Lia actually put up the waiting rooms for the 2 streams this week or will things be kept a mystery?

>>62538182
is the main thing the 47 minute one? there are 9 mp4 files?
>>62538122
got it
>>62538197
I can't find this one, I was looking for it the other day too

>>62538429
isn't Die Hard free on YT? How did the anon play Dirty Work in cytube? iirc that was YT and rated r

>>62538571
no clue, I wasn't there that day. I always get this message when I try to play something from the official youtube movies account

>>62538682
Isnt there a source trick or something?

>>62539091
if there is I don't know it

>>62538429
It’s the 47 minute one I assume. I watched it earlier on site but have no idea how/if it works with cytube. Ganbare cytube keeper!

Rare Phase World depiction of Ashelia for your troubles.

I want to give Lia a noogie

I want to punch Lia’s gay fang out

do you think we will ever see at least a fire on LA Flights?

Lia friend and mother figure Rita is doing coloring book hand cam

https://youtu.be/LQbkU_sBvmM

>>62540472
>gloves

>>62540728
Lia spoils us

>>62537912
here is an in between movie PSA to air

https://youtu.be/Fj4ak2WpLFM

>>62540997

>>62541182
what? bitos need to know what to look out for with groomers

>>62540997

any movies tonight

honestly they need to make a Phase Connect coloring book

>it has been 2 weeks since a Monday Night Lia
I fucking hate school so much

>>62542035
I eated all my brown crayons... how would I color it...

[Stream Idea] Lia does a crayon tasting

>>62542798
honestly I prefer the dog food tasting stream. I thought that was a quirky and interesting idea from the donothon, very liacore

Honestly Lia should consider moving to bilibili

cytube doko

Will we be completely back next week?

MOVIE TIME
you can watch anonymously without needing an account or username, or you can watch on YT if you'd prefer
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .

>>62543569
>next week
probably not until her finals are over.

>>62543569
>thinking we will ever be back

this is my first time watching anime that isn't lia

>>62543721
Liaschizo picked it so I have no clue what to expect

>>62543713
>the only way it will ever be over is if we are back
you didn't think this thru did you

would Lia kiss you on the cheek if you were the last man on earth?

>>62543913
Prob not im gross

is this anime or gi joe

was that John J Rambo

that was cool as fuck

I wonder when the last time Lia ate cabbage was

>>62544577
woah

>>62543120
KEK

That was the most accurate depiction of a woman trying to drive a motorcycle i have ever see

Lia would have a pink plane

what year is this supposed to take place in

>>62531390
I think the Rinkou family tree is something like
>Rindad has girl from prior marriage
>Gets divorced/widowed
>Rindad meets Rinmama
>his daughter is between 5-8 years old
>they get married and Rinmama adopts her as her own
>they have Lia (who is the middle child, but is Rinmama's first born)
>they have Rinmouto 1-2 years later.
>we know she is a grandmother, too, likely from Rindad's first child

Rinmama is big into late 90's early 00's pop culture so she was probably in her early 20's when that stuff came out.
I would guess Rinmama is between the age of 42-48.

[Lia News] Her next life goal after 100k has been revealed

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1724228472124695036

[Lia News] she wants to be even cuter
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1724228472124695036

>>62544936
Youmacon 2023 (in Detroit!) panels including Lia
Phase Origins
https://youtu.be/W3DKfgCuO_k

>>62545382
>we can finally see the only Lia/Pippa collab from the last 7 months
i kneel

>>62545382
based archivefag
We need to do a watchalong of this. It is like a brand new stream!

>>62545470
sounds like the perfect thing to watch wensday, we can invite the other bros too

>>62545285
>>62545324
Lia can def pull this off

>>62545382
it's about fucking time Phase recorded these.
We need the ones from prior cons. (the one from OffKai was scuffed on twitch iirc but from what I remember it was good)

>LionsGate
the mark of quality

>>62545382
thanks for this!!!

I would do kickboxing to impress Lia

this dude is gonna get his ass KICKED in kumite, isn't he?

Everybody loves a Lia!

I hope lia remembers to put waiting room up for tomorrow

this dude is a dead man walking

mans got a tennis racket on his head

throw the damn towel

[Good News] JCVD's brother is still alive. Much tougher than Apollo Creed.

[Sad News] JCVD's movie brother is paralyzed and he will never walk again BUT he is still alive

Imagine telling jcvd he’s not good enough to win

>>62546777

>it's better to lose than to never have tried
I felt that, cheesy 80s lyrics.

For me? It is the Kitten Kandy Klub

reminder lia's nose was bitten off by a saigon whore

>>62547058
Ok how you know

are whores really that available in thailand like that?

>>62547214

>never make decision on an empty stomach
frfr

>>62547321
my brother is literally going on a trip to Thailand for 2 weeks tomorrow and I have my suspicions

>>62547452
Well, you might have some hapa nephews or nieces in your future.

I would beat Tong Po's ass and choke him with his gay ponytail if Lia asked me to do it.

>>62547452
>>62547542
Good luck to the future vtubers in 15 years

>>62547542
I already have the family Christmas day banter ready to go
>so you decided to spend Thanksgiving with ladyboys instead of us?

>>62547678
KEK

>>62547678
oh shit i forgot about the ladyboys.

I wish I was her government mandated white boyfriend. Show up at her door With all the correct paperwork. The puzzled yet subdued excitement on her face. Pulls me into her bedroom and sits me on her bed while she looks over the court letter's details. The realization coming over her that her life just changed so unexpectedly for the better. She can put that yab drama behind her and face the future confidently with her new white boyfriend. I would save her from the menhera goblin

sucky fucky long time

>>62547950
i made this post

me when Lia says "Hi"

reminder the dog in this movie is now dead

>makes him break his leg days before the big fight

How is he so flexible

ngl you probably get to squeeze a lot of girls butts if youre in a wheelchair. would they really slap you?

>>62548521
Thats assault, brotha

[Breaking News] JCVD is the worlds' greatest dancer and I want to taste him all of the sudden.

>>62548678
I made this post

black guy licking his gums like he is fiending for cocaine or chicken

Lia is the white warrior vtubing needs

i just want to nut inside lia

I just want to help do Lia's homework

>>62548988
So true.

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>>62549485
>>62549485