/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

a real members asmr in 2021+2???

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1723808042515648648

My sunshine is going to be a silly slime!

I'm so excited. I hope this gets her in a kick to do regular ASMR again.

Fauna!

>>62473986
More like """real"""
But the giggles will be out of this world as Fauna goes full 10y old playing with her premium slime.

>imagine not being a member and missing out on a possible feet cam slime asmr

>>62474860
It's actually pretty pathetic to think how much I'd be willing to pay to see Fauna do that

>>62475019
Feet are out of question, but she did mention she might consider handcam stream eventually. Showing off her slimes would be a perfect opportunity for that. I wish.

>>62475125
She isn't going to do a handcam until she gets that expensive ass setup that was like the one in Japan so it's definitely not ever gonna happen any time soon

>>62475171
how expensive are we talking about? because most of these girls earn a lot of money

>>62475230
The price literally doesn't matter, it's Fauna. She took nearly 2 years to upgrade her computer.

>>62475282
My slow kirin wife...

>>62475282
if price doesn matter then saying that it being expensive means shit
>She took nearly 2 years to upgrade her computer.
to be fair thats a common problem with most of the girls, they have more than enough money to buy the best shit available for their jeb but for some dumb reasons they dont buy them, like
>have 1 or 2 back up pcs
>have good mics, headphones
>good chairs
etcetc

>>62474242
I want to be glorped by slime Fauna

squeeb

>>62475923
the slime fauna healing, acidic or toxic on the inside

>>62475774
They took're jebs

>>62476058

https://youtu.be/07OGC-EtBas?t=2807
https://youtu.be/QAMuo4cqXAc?t=3667
https://youtu.be/SxKUDyg-jBU?t=1788
https://youtu.be/5CrzouBTg3I?t=4059
https://youtu.be/5-YcViiggI8?t=3097
https://youtu.be/ueqzQJ45tvM?t=5924
https://youtu.be/FLagdbvt6CU?t=9331
https://youtu.be/K7YJuYvT6Ac?t=9711
https://youtu.be/H33BP_7oc6w?t=5881
https://youtu.be/H33BP_7oc6w?t=9550
https://youtu.be/YA0kRmBVg2M?t=181
https://youtu.be/8qy07dl8Sbc?t=12339
https://youtu.be/1pRZIWeRDjs?t=9689
https://youtu.be/sc4ldCMaPrk?t=97
https://youtu.be/sc4ldCMaPrk?t=867
https://youtu.be/sc4ldCMaPrk?t=2972
https://youtu.be/tbQvgoCqeog?t=6739
https://youtu.be/kxy3kBlSnNA?t=11550

>>62475774
In fauna's defence she did place the KU 100 order mere months after debut, she pulled the trigger on that so fucking fast
Unrelated but has slime been a theme in her streams that I missed or something or is this just a very fucking random idea of hers
Related note god I want to fuck slimegirl fauna

>>62477052
>>62476980
how timely

>>62476980
>>62477074
I remember fauna saying she likes them to gura, might've been their very first collab actually. Didn't realise there were so many examples though
So no recent context to the slimegiel stuff and she just decided on a whim aka her fetish

>>62477052
Yes
https://litter.catbox.moe/x5du9n.jpg

>>62477052
god i want to become slimegirl fauna

>>62477154
Do it and I will literally fuck you and I will not ask for consent prior

>>62477139
She bought fancy slime and has been talking about it a lot. This is just a few mentions >>62476980

I’m an emotionally dependent sapling
UUUUUUUU

>>62477262
You are an average sapling

Man, I want a physical and emotional relationship with Fauna

>>62477437
>>62477262
this is a wendys

>>62476980
I forgot about Dungeon Munchies and how cute that ghost girl was.

>>62477592
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Hi /uuu/!

>>62477197
h-hot

>>62477262
Not as emotionally dependent as me. I am the most dependent sapling.

Something tells me she'll get too embarrassed and unarchive this even though it's a member's stream so I'm gonna try to save it

>>62477592
Is this new? Looks cute

>>62478772
good to have some healthy paranoia sure, but mem asmrs have always just been more silly without her usual perfectionism

>>62478888
no, it’s been around for a while

>>62479057
I don't trust her for ASMR's anymore

love this punctual kirin

I **** this punctual slime

Kino incoming.

>>62479343
yeah, me

Oh shit

>ASMR at FST
oh yeah, it's slimin' time

anuaf

that white slime is mine btw

>Her favorite Slime is white
Yeah mine

>>62479637
You could do great in JAV's bro

My neighbour decided to fucking hammer some shit onto walls now of all times

>>62479715
get fucked, i did that just to piss you off, i keep hearing you UUUing all fucking day

>>62479715
He is grinding exp on slimes.

plap plap plap plap plap plap

I'm gonna lose nnn am I?

She is going to make a mess

>>62479848
yeah, of me.

"I'm not goofy"
- Ceres Fauna, 2023

I wonder if this is what she bought https://www.etsy.com/listing/1103526425/pumpkin-cake-snow-fizz-clay-diy-slime

god i love the slightly unhinged casual asmr whisper, where she is just having fun and giggling.

>>62479932
Child me would consider that a direct challenge

God, hearing her whisper and giggle in my ears is killing me.

>>62479757
Enjoy getting squeeb delivered into your mailbox tonight, hopper

Oh yeah thats the good stuff

>>62480016
you wouldn't...

This one has strong "experiencing your own autopsy" vibes

>>62480178
is that why im so fucking hard?

>>62480178
You don't need to be dead, people can play with your entrails during a surgery

usually i dont comment during asmr but since shes so chatty im going at it

>>62480264
This feels closer to a zatsu than her usual ASMR.

the slime sounds like my older sister after taking a shower, should i be concerned?

oh god

this should have been a handcam stream...

>>62480352
congratulations anon, your older sister is a slime girl!

>>62480352
you're right it really does sound like your sister

surely cotton and slime is not the best idea

>>62480507
better than slime touching the mic itself

Inside slime Fauna... I think I'm gonna...

>>62480613
DO NOT SQUEEB

Fauna and Irys probably have the messiest room on promise, my completely objective confirmed by my imagination raking is as follow, from tiddy to messy: Bae, Mumei, Kronii, Fauna, Irys.

ramy mention

I hate headphones so I rarely listened to ASMR, but I recently bought a small soundbar, placing it on my pillow right behind my head is actually perfect. I should listen to some older ASMR to sleep after that.

>>62480828
i think i'm going to puke, wtf anon.

>>62480874
kek, glad it wasnt just me, jesus

>>62480828
Anon, you know there are dedicated headphones for sleep, right?

plap plap plap

>>62480989
nta but what are good ones? I've always used earbuds for sleeping ASMR but they can fall out and I have to find them again when I wake up

>>62481092
I use audio technica ath-ad700x. They have a long cable so if your computer and bed are in the same room it could work. They're open back, so it sounds more like Fauna is in the room with you than if you had closed back

If she ever manages to drag another girl to her closet like with Kronii she'll totally make them play with her slime

>aahh ahhh it's too sticky!

This is some cray shit.

these sounds are too lewd. what is she really doing?
>it smells so good though
>is this gonna stain my table?

I'm a little disappointed in myself for only noticing now but this is mirror universe Fauna

me rn

is this vore asmr; being eaten by a slime girl?

>>62481556
God I want to be eaten by Fauna... I consent, so it's vegan

>>62481157
god she's so cute. is this the first sighting of 3d Anuaf btw?

Who is this content for lmao. ASMR really is for the mentally ill

I had to turn it off I had headphones on in the living room with my senpai around. It felt wrong.

>>62481653
Coward

I am 100% sure this isn't slime, unlike your virgins i can hear the sound of a well lubed butthole from a mile away

>>62481736
Yeah, mine

my silly kirin

I'm so fucked up...

Ok, after that Eva mention she definitely wants us jacking to this, what the fuck

almost squeebed...

I gonna squeeb all over comatose slime Fauna

Yep, this deffiniitelly sounds like my sister mastrubating on the top bed after showering.

Slime Fauna is real!

>I'm like a red slime girl

bau bau

>>62481909
If your sister feels the need to masturbate you are not doing a good job brother

>>62480245
Being a barely willing participant in a cute girl's depraved medical curiosities is my thing

Of course she collected balls

>>62482310
yeah, mine

>>62482350
A collection has to have something in it

>>62482410

>>62476035
REMOVE THE BONES FROM YOUR LEGS AND ARMS WITH A CHAINSAW

>Are you fruity?
Again with fagbashing...

>>62482550

>>62482550
Isn't she great

Oh no... she's stressed again...

too many recordings, not enough fauna

I got excited for cover/orisong for a moment there.

>>62482738
And the stress free kirin only lasted for a week
I'm gonna squeeb myself

I'm happy with the ASMR but these short streams are killing me

Where'd she go?!?

Kirin breath attack is 80 power with a 100% chance to lower your special defense.

>>62482812
I could have sworn she gave hints that she was working on an Orisong during her 2 year anniversary.

Goodnight saplings

>>62483056
wow that's op

>>62483061
Yeah but it's probably stuck in limbo as with a lot of other projects

I miss her already...

>>62482979
It being a silly ASMR testground I didn't expect much more so it's fine, but hopefully she won't do too short streams during the week.

>>62483091
It's OP because Fauna has it

>>62482550
I don't get it...

>>62482979
Same. But also I'd rather have 5 short streams a week than 2-3 long streams a week.

She was very cute tonight, I hope she does more slime in the future.

see you later /uuu/

>>62483278
If she can hit 3 hours with gaming part i will be happy.

See yo/uuu/ later saps

>>62483056
Don't forget that it is one of the few moves that inflicts infatuation regardless of gender

>>62483061
Yeah she did, you're not mad. Well, other than mad for being here talking about this stinky ugly kirin.
God I love her.
Goodnight /uuu/

>>62481796
>>62481827
>>62481860
>fauna playing with the slime while thinking about that scene...
her having those thoughts is hotter than any other asmr.

Does ASMR actually help you guys get to sleep? I thought ASMR was about activating your brain a certain way rather than trying to get you to sleep

>>62479449
this is proof that there are no problems with asmr at FST

>gives hearts with slimy hands

>>62483405
that slime? me

>>62483637
I listen to it almost every night. It helps me relax and calm my brain down.

>>62483709
She only gave it to those like me who jacked off during it after she commanded us to, she knew.

>>62483783
Yeah, me too

>>62483637
I prefer music, and not even some specific kind of relaxing sleep music, just my favourite synthwave/vaporwave mixes or something like Enigma or Astrophysics playing in the background quietly. For some time I even listened to the infamous Caretaker album.

>>62483637
what i sleep to tends to be a little random, if i have an asmr in mind i pick it first but im usually on some long videogame video before im even in bed so i just finish those and its pretty good too.
theres also a couple of natural science related channels that are good snoozers. havent used music to sleep in a long time but i could probably go back to a couple albums for that if i decided to

>>62483709
shiori revealed the other day that she hearts comments while doing her daily 10k steps, so she's probably all sweaty and stinky

>>62484313
>10k steps
Reminded me of this.

>>62483709
Fauna has completely stopped hearting my comments for the past several weeks, but she still reads my chat comments and my SCs. I think I either just have shit luck or I'm posting them too late.

>>62484475
Every time Fauna streams as Anuaf I never get a heart it's actually fucking hilarious

>>62484475
wrong thread, we don't heartschizoloop here anymore, take it to discord

I'm glad she's still doing projects even if it's not her own. I don't know why but I was scared she was isolating herself in order to unpuddle.

>>62484463
Sometimes it amazes me that IRyS is a functioning human being

>>62484830
She literally talked about wanting to weigh her head last night, I still struggle to believe she's real.

>>62484789
>>62483711
Not get enough attention in global?

>>62484830
>>62484869
Girls are cutest when they're almost retarded.

>>62484975
There is no fucking "almost" with IRyS

>>62484830
Ahh, I want a Fauna - Irys collab now, the previous ones were amazing, they could do princessy stuff together.

>>62485280
The only IRyS/Fauna collab I want is with them fighting each other like brats, IRyS really brings out Fauna's super competitive brattyness

F
A

>>62485399
Prepare to dierys.
Apparently SF6 has been getting popular among holomems lately, Fauna and Irys practicing against each other could be fun.

>>62485592
U N A

I miss Anuaf

>>62485668
The only fighting game I could see Fauna trying is Skullgirls and that's just for the waifus

>>62485668
Fauna cannot handle a fighting game.

>>62484789
She didn't say ALL projects, just a less than usual to concentrate on streaming.

>>62485679
Ok, I'm a 1.5yr old sap and I'm still confused about this. Is Anuaf just mirrored Fauna? or is she also goth Fauna? Most people seem to say Anuaf when they're rereferring goth Fauna, and I think even Fauna did that a couple of times.

did faunner say anything about streaming tomorrow?

>>62486628
She is. Didn't say what.

>>62486508
if the braid is on the viewer's left, it's Fauna. if it's on the viewer's right, it's Anuaf.

>>62486508
anuaf is flipped simple as, she started flipping so her live2d moved accordingly with asmr audio

>>62486508
It's both but I can't remember which came first

>>62481827
>>62481860
>>62481909
WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?!???

I was spending the day with friends

>>62485748
Skullgirls is really hard. I would not recommend it to any new player

>>62486935
https://youtu.be/AI9yq42OBZU?t=2634

>>62484975
>almost
naw she's pure mental.

>>62480389
I might squeeb..

>>62485280
the switch sports is one of my favorite fauna collabs

>>62497147
That's unsettling

>>62498837
artist? I don't see it in her tag

>>62499116
@ifphilo
They normally do IRyS but they've made some good Faunas too

https://litter.catbox.moe/uoest6.mp4
I hope we continue watching Dark Gathering soon

>>62499600
Nice. didn't she say next week?

>>62499368
oh it's the artist that drew gardefauna

>Ina is streaming fashion dream
Do you think Fauna will too?

The Goobert stream is an all time great.

>>62502412
I don't think that she'd consider a good stream game.

>>62502412
I think Ina should use her tentacles on fauna

>>62504349
>he thinks
NGMI sapling, fauna is disappointed

>>62504471
I can live with the disappointment if my desire comes true

Minecraft Monday today?

>>62508145
wait why am I a new IP?

>>62508266
You're a smelly phone poster probably

>>62506961
I hope not. I need a long game stream

>>62509922
Don't hold your breath. Hopefully she has no recordings today.

>>62512202
Did she eat the slime?

I'm so excited to get slimed, I really hope she makes it cursed even if halloween passed already

So Fauna starts at 11pm here in bongland but the hours gone back and she's still 11pm GMT
Last year she definitely streamed 10pm GMT, has she just moved her streams an hour later?

>>62513607
You need to do your timeszone reps FST has always been at 11pm GMT and it only gets moved to 10pm when there is a disparity between EU and NA DST for a week.

>>62515027
>for a week.
shit that felt a lot longer

>>62515133
last year she did move to FST-1 for a while (forget her reasoning) but eventually she went back to FST

Fuck euros, God bless America. Amen.

>>62518701
Amen

>>62515233
>(forget her reasoning)
Because she was like "I'M NOT GOING TO MOVE I'LL GO BY HOW IT WAS IN JST!!!" and then eventually did anyway lol

>>62519189
Still waiting for that collab, Mori.

>>62520615
nobody wants that

So what’s fauna gonna stream today?

>>62482550
Fauna is a fag

>>62521486
Yeah we know, she's a vegan

I want to be loved by Fauna as much as she loves goobert

>>62508290
No, I'm not. First time I saw my wifi register as a new IP.

>https://twitter.com/su__a_ma_117/status/1723992095227363759
lel

>>62525953
>older sister
BASED. Fuck mommyfags.

>>62526017
Calm down vivian

Fauna is a little sister and anyone who thinks otherwise is too young to be on this website

>>62526414
this except unironically

I self insert as Fauna's younger brother who she constantly teases and in some cases is downright sexually inappropriate with

>>62525953
Is this a Japanese femsapling?

>>62527269
worse Japanese gosling femsapling

>>62527413
shes just like me frfr

Fauna is my mother and my wife

>>62527481
I posted this.

>>62527461
why are you female?

>>62525953
you're not a sapling if you didn't take as many screenshots as this girl

>>62527812
ok shes almost just like me frfr

>>62527269

why are saplings so needy?

>>62527413
>worse
Would you prefer homobeggar trannie saplings?

>>62528966
Fauna is every level of my Hierarchy of Needs. Without her, I am nothing.

Fauna's elephant arc is so cute, lovable, comfy and kino
I love the little prrooohs

>>62528966
Humans are drawn to nature

>>62528038
Ojou giggles while listening to Fauna giggles... I think I would die.

>>62529263
proud of my leading kirin

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1724147705650553183

It's over
Time to go cry

It's so fucking faunover

>>62530196
>>62530228
I'm gonna cry.

>No stream until MAYBE wednesday
I'm going to fucking kill myself

I can’t even get disappointed anymore, flaking out on 1 stream per week is basically the expectation now

>>62530196
>>62530228
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Why is she like that?

We did have 5 good streams last week + the 3D live so not too disappointed, but it really does suck when it's Monday that gets canceled since we know she doesn't stream Tuesdays.
Oh well.

>>62530228
Kind of expected, she said she was stressed yesterday and had some stuff she had to do. Probably better for her to get that stuff done rather than stream with that stuff hanging over her.

man whatever happened to 5 streams a week.

>>62530764
>5 good streams last week
No, we didn't. It was only 4 + the live.

It's been like half a year of puddle mode, jesus christ how much longer.... what the heck happened in japan...

>>62530196
its over...

im feeding on your doomposting and i will marry fauna once all of you wither away

It's happening again.
https://youtu.be/HKrGhbSyyH4?si=9rpnWcj9-aPK5BfI

I really want the go just stop giving her shit to do. It's just bullshit after bullshit and it's not even for her so what the fuck

>>62530889
i'm sorry, it's all my fault

>>62473910
Man, I Love Fauna the most. I hope she has a great day. That asmr yesterday got my shit so hard, but I fell asleep when she put the rain on, and I was a bit sad I woke up when it was over.

as a ex chumbud, can't even be mad with Fauna, I'm to used to not have any updates to the point this is enough for me

>>62530889
>puddle mode
She said in her members yesterday that she had recordings to do that she was behind on.

>>62531704
She also mentioned in one of the recent streams that puddle form is still a thing. Goddammit just let that girl play with her slime in peace.

>yet again the schizo stays up all day page 10 bumping to shit on the saplings
>fauna doesn't stream
My fucking sides, I'll never get bored of this retard taking L after L. Fauna is too based

>>62531902
She also said she spent a whole day playing that fashion game instead of doing her work. Glad she prioritised that instead of streaming, shows where the priorities lie.

>>62532019
retard

>>62531908
>shit on the saplings
I don't see a single post like this. Are you delusional?

>>62531902
You just want her to not do any work while working for a company?

>>62531908
I noticed this too and laughed. At least that pathetic schizo is good for something.

>>62532097
Nothing that guy said is wrong.

>>62532265
Except it is wrong.

>>62532341
In what way?

>>62530856
Headbangers Monday
Worm game Wednesday
Stanley Thursday
Backpack Saturday
Member ASMR Sunday

>>62532265
People need genuine breaks or they burn out. Even if she did do fuckall on Friday it is necessary when you spend 2 other days in the week doing random background shit. She also literally scheduled yesterday to be an ASMR (AKA short stream) so she could do both stream and do work, but the work was apparently too much. Quite frankly I don't understand why her manager just doesn't feed her everything and let her sort it out vs her manager dripfeeding new shit every single time she's done with one. And you can't say this doesn't happen because that week where she took off to handle background shit happened exactly because of this.

>>62532373
>Fauna tweets that she is going to rest today
>Says that spent the day resting playing a video game
How is this so fucking hard to understand.

>>62528038
I remember anon's reactions when everyone realized that not only ayame is a sapling but she uses faufau's stream to practice her eigo

Saplings need to remember the OP.

>>62532399
>Headbangers Monday
Headbangers was not on Monday, she took that Monday off too.

>>62532458
We are in despair mode.

>>62532399
Cancelled terraria Collab on Monday, nothing Tuesday, nothing Friday. She could have at least tried to get this out of the way if it was so much work rather than leave it til Sunday and obviously not even get it done then
I mean fuck it, she could've got up early today and done it and still chose not to. This puddle shits so old now man.

>>62532608
This is good because now I can focus on Fuwamoco Fashion.
I always get anxiety when Fauna and Fuwamoco overlap.

I hope Fauna gets a lot of rest today and tomorrow and comes back on Wednesday fully refreshed. Hopefully she will have some nice stories to tell of what she was doing on her days off. I know people here are shitposting, but rest days are really important to keep her fresh with new topics to talk about.

You can at least try to pretend you actually watch Fauna instead of being obvious catalogshitters.

>>62532608
For some reason some people want to defend one of the easiest jobs in the world as if these girls are spending their time in the coal mines, 18 hours a day. This "but they're soooo busy!" will never not be just a lazy excuse. Most of them even admit to procrastinating and wasting entire days on literally nothing.

I'm gonna say it.
Fauna 2.0 >> Fauna 3.0

1+ image

>>62525953
She's also a Yukimin. This woman is perfect.
https://twitter.com/su__a_ma_117/status/1679115736978190343

Reminder that the reason why Fauna went "puddle mode" is becasue she overworked herselef in Japan while still trying to stream on top of it and she just hasn't gotten proper rest because she's still getting fed shit and even during her "breaks" she cannot ignore it.

1. Adventure Holic
2. Kawaiikute Gomen
3. Fukashigi no Carte
4. Mouso Express
5. Kamisamano Kamisama
6. Vanilla Salt
7. Doki Doki Morning
8. Go!!
9. Taiyou iwaku moeyo chaos
10. Whatever the fuck song she's doing for the NY event

And this is the stuff we DO know. For all we know she already did her fucking HoloFes recordings too. She fucked herself both physically and mentally and hasn't recovered as much as she's tried.

I'm way too dependant emotionally on this girl nowadays. I don't even know what to do with my day now. Not even the first time this happens to me. I really need to do something about that, no joke.

I love my cute, big boobied kirin wife

>>62533047
that's a teletubby tho

>>62532907
Also birthday stuffs which happens DURING HoloFes. Even if streaming is supposedly the easiest job in the world, recording songs and whatever else certainly isn't. I also didn't realized she has recorded THAT many songs, which is probably taxing for someone who's not used to singing so much.

>>62532907
hope she'll unpuddle herself completely soon

So what if puddle is permanent and that's just how it is from now on?

>>62533606
fuck off with your projecting chumpedo

>>62533606
It won't. And quite frankly she can continue cancelling a stream a week as long as we still get good streams like Stanley Parable and Worm game.

Fauna smugs are some of the best

>>62533606
She is too much of a perfectionist to allow herself to let that happen

>>62532839
She really is. JP saps are fucking based

>>62532753
Bro the supposed shitters at least aren't pretending she streamed on Monday, the people defending this shit don't watch her in this rare case.
Got Christmas holiday arc coming up soon too, can't. fucking. wait.

>random picture spam
Oh now you retards don't want perma uuu up now there's something to discuss, happy to keep bumping this shit all day though. Remember this next time.

Also puddle mode ain't going, work is only getting harder with the increase in expectations on her.

>new IP
>dogshit post

>>62533788
Perfectionists don't keep breaking promises man. She even cancelled Friday with the assurance she'd stream Monday. I'm just sad.

>>62534036
>Bro the supposed shitters at least aren't pretending she streamed on Monday
?????

>>62534156
>She even cancelled Friday
Oh fuck off. She didn't cancel shit. Had she streamed on Friday she wasn't going to stream on Saturday. That's how it was always going to be.

>>62534143
>A new IP would give a fuck about thread schizo keeping uuu up all day
I'm phoneposting retard, get a clue

>>62532839
Cute

>>62534201
>>62532399
At least pretend to not be disingenuous

what do you reckon faunas horn leaves taste like?
I was thinking maybe basil or maybe a bay leaf

>>62534036
>>62534323
Headbangers was on Sunday, retard.

>>62534323
I don't know what you mean by pretending that she was streaming on Monday.

>>62534355
makes no sense, but I want to say matcha, and the horns themselves taste like cinnamon

>>62534355
>herbposting at bump limit
Sap...how new?

>>62534373
>>62534379
Boys read the linked replies, the sap defending puddle mode claimed she streamed headbangers on monday

>>62534534
Maybe he mistyped, or maybe he's a JP sapling, I have no idea what point you're trying to make.

>>62534355
Faunas horns and by extention saplings (because we share her leaf patterns) are based on ash trees and yggdrasil, ash trees. Full-grown trees are said to be the last of all (native) deciduous trees to turn out their leaves with a sheer green. It is also often claimed that the ash sheds its leaves first of all deciduous trees in autumn.
Therefore I conclude that orange hair Fauna is illogical

>>62534614
>>62534201
In response to this

This shit happens every time
>Cancels a stream
>Retarded tourists as well as maybe one or two retarded Saplings go ballistic
>She comes back on stream and it's a valid reason
The doomposting is fucking tiring, and are just people who want to watch her fail so that they can feel better about Gura fucking off most of the time

>>62534700
I still don't know what you're complaining about. I don't see anybody defending puddle mode.

>>62534706
Pretty much. It's a waste of energy to even interact with them.

>>62534706
its tiring but just ignore them

>>62534706
I mean, I'm definitely doomposting. I'm just sick as fuck not having constant consistent fauna when the excuses are just getting weak now. I didn't shitpost during COVID or JP arc but this has gone on too long now

I've always wondered if Fauna sheds her antlers

She is just a White American Woman. I've yet to see one without some degree of poor work ethic and laziness and entitlement. Just comes with the territory. Glad she's able to keep it at bay most of the time.

>>62534871
bad bot

>>62534915
no
theyre horns
in her skull

>>62534971
Ah whatever, I hope she stops fucking procrastinating and gets back to streaming for us. All I want.

>>62535107
You never even watched her in the first place, tourist.

I just feel sad.

>>62535285
My phone wallpaper is Fauna and I kiss it every morning.

>>62535268
Blogpost somewhere else. This isn't your personal therapy session. Figure out a better method of venting your emotions instead of dumping it here.

最終のポスト

>>62535148
Hilarious that I've probably been here longer than you, but whatever helps you cope. Discordfags cry over hearts and only accept right think, might be more your speed

>>62535268
same

>>62535416
And no one cares about your whiny bitching while pretending you give a shit.

>>62535416
And yet you're having a meltdown over Fauna letting us know that she wouldn't be streaming today because of something she told us in a member's stream. Curious!

>>62535483
She said she was doing a short members stream to do the work. Are you a fucking retard or a grayfag? And I'm the tourist, curious.

>>62535285 (me)
How did that happen? It looks like I'm on top of her.

>>62535534
>>62535646

>>62535646
>Knows the reason
>still has a titty attack over something understandable
Lol

>>62535285
Don't take pictures of my wife and I, freak

>>62535285
WTF

>>62535705
So why do a short members instead of carrying on with the watchalong or, god forbid, fuck around with her special white slime that she wouldn't remove lol. Just proving I watched it. If she was gonna cancel she could've done any of that.
Hope all this white knighting makes her stream more bro, you got this.

>>62535814
>I'm behind on work!
>Does a short stream to, you know, stream
>Does work
>realize it's not enough
>Decides to cancel to do more
It's not fucking rocket science you whiny cunt

>>62535814
>does a longer member's stream
>becomes even more backlogged with work
??????

>>62535860
>I've got a lot of work!
>has 3 days off
>does a short Sunday
>achieves nothing
>still cancels today
At least she did some sick fashion designing. She even admitted last night she procrastinated instead of doing this shit. Why the fuck are you defending it, I'm so lost

i am kissing fauna
i am marrying fauna

>>62536037
I'm sorry you don't understand that people need breaks. I'm sorry you care more about streams than her health. I'd rather she be like this for a while longer and getting her shit together than breaking down and ending up taking a fucking month or longer like Ina did.

>>62536037
>3 days off
>streamed on Saturday and Sunday

Fauna lied, sappos died

>>62536137
She really needs a this part of her outfit only option
In 2D and most importantly 3D

Kissing Fauna on the lips

groping Fauna's tits

>>62536149
Breaks are fine. She has had absolutely tons of them recently. The last one was specifically to prevent this puddle procrastination prior to her 800k. Breaks haven't helped us what I'm saying.
I just want her back properly, and no amount of time off is helping, clearly

squeebin' on page 10

>>62536279
>She has had absolutely tons of them recently.
1 extra day a week btw.
Or are you going to pretend tuesday/friday being her days off wasn't a thing? Why are people suddenly pretending she streamed 6 days a week regularly? Why are you having a titty attack over 1 less day?

>>62532907
prepare for next jp arc on december
>>62533606
pic rel
>>62536236
licking Fauna on the feet

>>62536175
3 days in the week man, cmon don't embarrass yourself, there aren't even 3 days in a weekend so any retard could read between the lines.

I have perfect pitch!

>>62536372
What are you even trying to prove here?

>>62536330
Post JP we had COVID arc. Then super inconsistent short streams for nearly a month with most streams being collabed. Then puddle break, with her saying she wants to go back to normal. This hasn't happened. we are on months now of puddle.

>>62536279
i feel the same, but the last break was because of Snail's yearly appointment, and today due to recordings. idk sometimes I feel like she's lazy, and sometimes I feel like it's all valid. Only doomposting now because she said that she'd do 5 streams a week and she didn't. Maybe wait a couple of weeks and see if she does stream 5 times consistently. It's christmas soon, so I don't if I can be hopeful. But surely in January we get consistent Fauna back.

>>62536372
well I thought it was funny

>>62536501
Because she bent over backwards in Japan while trying to record and it fucked her up. She took off a fucking week because she literally couldn't handle it anymore. The fact that you literally care about an extra day over her health and stability is fucking baffling.

>>62536330
She's cancelled way too many streams since coming back from Japan. When was the last time we had a regular week? A week with 5 streams.

>>62536629
nice global repost, thumbs up

>>62536709
so what I stole the pic from global, doesn't invalidate my post

>>62536577
So why not take more time off instead of fucking about for 3 days this week doing nothing and ignoring her recording if she wasn't ready? She isn't Schroedingers puddle. I wouldn't have cared at all if it wasn't for her saying she wants to go back to normal, I think I just hoped the same with the great streams the past couple weeks and she's sliding back into break territory - again
>>62536629
Fuck off cunt

>>62536792
>bitches about her taking days off
>want her to take more days off
I'm starting to believe that you're just looking for a reason to bitch.

>>62536792
>WHY DOESN['T SHE TAKE EVEN MORE DAYS OFF????
So that you can bitch about her taking off more? What? Are you listening to yourself right now? Monday she couldn't do shit because she had appointments, Friday she decided to take an actual break, and today she realized she had to really catch up with work because what she did yesterday after the stream wasn't enough. Shit fucking happens. I don't know why you are pretending it's the end of the world. She'll be back on fucking Wednesday, and she'll take another day off Friday or Saturday just like she always does. As much as you like to go "SHE'S NOT CONSISTENT" she's a genuine creature of habit, the only fucking thing fucking her over is background work that is just too much for her to handle but she doesn't ACTUALLY want to stop streaming either.

>>62536865
Yeah, I want her to take more days off so she's fixed BEFORE saying 'im back!' then...not being back. That isn't too hard to understand?

>>62536981
Why are you pretending one less stream a week is her fucking off for a long time?

>>62536981
I think you might need to temper your expectations a bit...

>>62536955
Bleh. I fucking hope so man. Whatever, I think I'm drunk enough to get over the lack of fauna today. I just fucking miss her being about all the time. I'm clearly the most menhera sapling.

>>62537092(me)
Oh also I will apologise in full and dogeza if we get 2 weeks of solid Kirin after this. I hope I have to. You can grudgepost this

>>62537092
>I'm clearly the most menhera sapling
No, you're far from it. But still, take a short break and just have faith in her.

>>62537092

>>62537615
I LOVE YOU FAUNA!!!

Chances she'll do a make up stream tomorrow?

Puddle won, saplings lost

>>62537759
I'm guessin 15%

SHE FUCKING HATES ME

>>62537759
>tuesday
Fucking 0
She only streams on Tuesdays on special occassions

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

>>62537854
or like last week

>>62537877
me? i enjoy fauna, do a soundpost once in a blue moon and post here

>>62537759
But I don't want to wear make up..

>>62537877
miserable sapling who has Fauna in his mind 24/7 and whose days are ruined when she doesn't stream

>>62538066

>>62536323
dont make me tap the damn sign
>>62482549

>>62538066
Do you think you have a choice?

>>62538094
I stopped posting after my dogeza post, don't blame me for the rest

I mean is it not proven how bad EN girls are at organizing anything from collabs to their own timetables or do you believe that management gives homework like day before it needs to be done?

>>62538402
To be frank, I don't care. I like Fauna and I'll be here when she streams next.

>>62538402
Punctuation.

>>62538348
In all honesty there's very little Fauna couldn't get me to do

>>62538066
its kinda hot when a when does your face while up close though. It happend at school camp where the girls wanted to do some make up for the boys. it was kinda hot for how gay wearing make up is

>>62538462
same desu. I just hope she doesn't become Ame or Gura tier. As long as she stream 4 times a week, I'm a happy little sapling.