/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I am not homosexual, female or someone who hates whte people. So I can't.

I would.
Then post-debut, about three months after, I'd make it very clear I'm only going to be around for the one year contract while upping posting on my personal account.

>>62461310
If I were a two view, yeah

Only to fuck Finana

Don't you have to be an ESL?

>>62461310
Apply to a vtuber comoany known for offcollabing with literally anyone in the company? Id be a dunbass not to.

>>62461310
you literally could not pay me to

>>62461310
At the beginning of the year I would've, mainly to get closer to JPs like Petra/Meloco did and do the base minimum of EN interaction. But as year went on, it became more and more clear that this would be too strenuous to be worth it.
Also I found out from pic related I literally earn more as a part-time bus driver.

>>62462672
I make more than this being a janny irl. Maybe i wont kill myself.

>>62461310
I would just to take one for the team and leak everything. I'm a NEET with nothing to lose anyway.

>>62463100
>NEET with nothing to loose
Post feet. Take one for the team. Vacation is only 2 days or 3 days idk.

>>62463262
Meidos never make vacations more than 3 days. Otherwise you could appeal and someone above them might find out they ban for "I don't like you" reasons and not because posters actually break rules.

>>62461660
Same

If the next wave has a guy who really, really insists on offcollabing with Finana-senpai, you'll know I made it

>>62463330
Thanks for the info. Now post your hairy teo knuckles. You got me itching boy. I wanna see them lil piggies. This litlle piggy went wee wee wee all the way down my throat.

>>62461310
>Apply to a sinking ship/dying branch

>>62463669
It's worth it if I can fuck Selen

>>62463721
You pull out your dick then she does that signature "HAHAHA" selen laugh.

>>62461310
I wouldn’t join NijiEN or Stars because I don’t want to deal with Japanese perm autism.

>>62463943
God that's exactly what I want the "HAHAHA" then mating press instant lost

>>62464260
Is selen on top or bottom of the mating press?

>>62464667
Yes

>Chance to sex the Pomu
I'll take it

Nah. Between holding the play buttons hostage and JP way of doing things, as an English speaker...
I dunno. Niji just seems like assholes. There's no one to even click with and management doesn't seem too great.

>>62461310
>literally only ever play one game I know I won't get perms for
>stutter like a retard
>would definitely let the n word fly within the first week
Why bother?

>>62461310
I would not apply to any corpo

>>62461310
Of course, I'd love to be a future member of VShojo.

Honestly I'd consider just as an attempt to make some friends. Don't think they'd want me though since I don't have any entertainment experience and don't play most of the popular games.

I don't hate myself enough. I would rather take my chances as a 2 view indie than work for Niji.

>>62467318
Sounds like you should apply for Phase Connect.

>>62470588
Yeah, I'm sure people want to watch me spend 15 seconds trying to start a sentence.

>>62461310
if I had the necessary experience and a lot of free time, I would, just to test out some ideas I've had to see if I can prove it's true which is just my schizo babble that no one would get. Then I'll get myself fired for tasty drama.

yes. ill create a drama as soon as possible after debut kek

>>62461310
no, i got a real job that earny actual money
why would i give that up just for a chance at ruining my reputation online?

>>62470838
You could be the first retarded chuuba though. Break those glass ceilings.

>>62461310
Yes, after i am in i will say stuff to piss off China to destroy Nijisanji.

>>62471207
Probably not a good idea, that would get you Zaion'd

>>62461310
They only get really desperate seaniggers

>>62471397
But I'm not retarded. I just sound like I am.

If my goal was to become a successful vtuber I would. I would try to fix the company from within and if I failed I could just ditch them and join Vshoujo or go indy afterward.

>all expenses paid trips to Japan
>3views make enough to where they don't have to get actual jobs and can afford new apartments and cruises
>Offcollabs with other members
>Allowed to collab with almost anyone
>Able to get your name out there enough to where big time artists and producers will work with you on songs and shit
Shit I'm failing to see the downside of it. Maybe I'm not sea enough

>>62462672
I make more that working part-time on the weekend

Im getting Rosecunny and getting out

>>62462672
>>62472803
Poland will have a larger economy than the UK in the next 10 years so this doesn't make sense. Veibae's polussy will shit out 3 polish kids to propel them into the future.

I can make more money by taking a minimum wage job

I've auditioned since the Lazulight days and I'll keep doing it. Don't expect to ever get in since I've been a 1view for 3 years now, but it's nice to hope.

>>62473401
>I've been a 1view for 3 years now

>>62461310
I did not too long ago, I put a surprising amount of effort into my application
I have no interest in being a vtuber, let alone a Niji, I just want to fuck the girls
I don't even care if they're ugly I just think it'd all be really fucking funny

>>62473401
Leaving 1views alone, did NijiEN even ever hire 2views? I know some low 2view JPs(and at least two who never even streamed before) got into VTA, but it was an academy so that was the point.

>>62473716
I think Kotoka implied she was in that range? I don't know if anyone ever found her PL.

>>62472558
Really, the only downside is dealing with Japanese corporate autism, and even that's manageable if you've ever had an office job and dealt with general corporate autism.

>>62470838
Literally pippa during debut and her first couple of weeks. Youd be a perfect apply for phase.

>>62473401
I can save you post channel

>>62471905
Yeah, sure retard

>>62473716
All but 3 NijiEN that have known PL have averaged 2view but could hit 3view(or 4view like notRosemi or notFulgur) at times on Twitch(or NND like notShu or notPomu)
The exceptions:
>notAia
Twitch peaked at 34 viewers and averaged around 15 so I guess they predicted her view/superchat ratio
>notPetra
never streamed but made MMD videos with 5-6digit viewcounts and did vocals in a locally recognized band
>notAster
averaged 250 until he got banned off VRchat and dropped to 2view after that

>>62461349
What?

>>62461310
>apply to a corpo that providing free pussy as bonus.
Sign me up.

>>62461310
i'd join just for chance to meet and fuck pomu then graduate

Hai, Nijisanji HR here. Please write out your current Vtuber name here so that I can add it to the excluded list. Thank you

>>62485847
Finana Ryugu

>>62462672
how retard you have to be to think that only donations make money

I would apply and try to stay unicorn friendly, so people follow me to my rm once I fuck off a year later

>>62479278
He said he wasn't a homosexual, female, nor does he hate white people. comprende?

>>62471905
>I'm was merely pretending
I'm sold anon, day one sub.

>>62473938
I also wonder if anybody found Kotoka's pl yet, because I know of one YouTuber that quit around 2 months before Xsoleil's debut and I swear they sound the same

>>62461310
Yes, only if it gives me a realistic shot at fucking Deron though.

>>62487460
I'm not even kidding. When I was in elementary school I took speech classes for the entirety. Shortly after starting middle school I was pulled out of class for "special testing" which consisted of basic 2nd grade math, Cat in the Hat tier grammar and other pathetic shit because they just assumed that because I needed one sort of special education I must have needed all of it.

>>62466576
How do you plan to defeat Luca then anon? that faggot has Pomu dancing around his fingers

>>62487993
They don't interact nearly as much as the shitposts here would lead you to believe.

>>62488551
But I was reliably informed by anon that they fuck on stream.

>>62461310
A couple years ago, I used to think that this would be a cool or interesting thing for people to audition for and actually try out. But now I think it's one of the worst things someone could go for. I don't know why someone would willingly want to deal with permissions, managers, and cooperating with Japanese leadership and regulations as a non-Japanese individual.
It doesn't even stop there, think about the kind of community NijiEN has fostered over the past two years. That isn't something I'd ever want to be a part of. If you think it'd be fun to have a bunch of insane, self-righteous Twitter users as your audience, then you're either desperate as shit or are just as much of an awful person as the people who watch NijiEN.

And then after all the shit we've learned about the company this year, along with how certain people in the company are completely ostracized or rarely given any assistance, AND the fucking terrible pay. What's the point, then? You've gotta be fucking starving for an audience to join into NijiEN.

>>62487847
honestly. take it. living as a normal functioning person sucks. take all the catering you can get.

>>62490059
I'm bipolar and several years ago it got to the point that I can't keep a job (I can get them, but eventually my brain will nope out and I'll miss two weeks, getting fired) as a result I've been on disability sine 2019? 2020? These have been the most stable years of my adult life. Think I'm a NEET lifer.