/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It is Sunday, /tsunX/. Time to confess your sins and beg for absolution.

i love my girlfriend and she loves me!

MERU LOVE

Shima is on the telly to finish giving birth
https://youtu.be/jMidwV2ufJo

>>62454107
>I have never been late in my life

>>62454107
>starts the moment the clock ticks over
>10 second loading screen
Wow, I can't believe King Shima has finally changed his ways and will never be late again!

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; running my hands through her soft spidorfluff, breathing in her Ami smeel, listening to her gentle breaths in the morning sunlight. She's so wonderful...

I miss my boyfriend.

I love my needy and clingy gf!

>It's an "I have absolutely no idea what Shima is talking about" episode

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>62454823
It's pool battle dancing bro come on, keep up.

Shima's nude, bare, naked hands...

gf in 40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUoAbsmcxww

>If I strip down to my underwear I'm not naked, but if I had all my clothes on aside from my underwear, would I be naked? I think I would be.
>I'm not going to explain myself further.

>>62455603
haha imagine shima in nothing but an oversized shirt that would be so funny haha and we could just debate whether or not he's actually naked haha

All vtubers are smelly little menhera girls who stream in as little clothing as they can get away with
I love it

[Shima news]
Reflective surface disaster averted just in time

>>62455791
The amount of chuubas streaming during summer in nothing but a stinky, sweaty oversized tshirt acting as a dress makes the world a better place

Shima baffled by instructions

>I think hard animals are better than soft animals
>My least favorite animals are snails and slugs
What is Shima's problem?

Shima is definitely a spitter

Shima is lobotomizing me, later nerds

i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin i miss purin

>>62457276
PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY

>Shima used to have braces
>Might need them again
DENTAL PLAN

>>62455559
Live now

>shima's stream viewers are 50/50 male/female
>ASMR vid viewers are 80% female
how

>Shima's stream demographics are 50/50 male and female

>>62457586
pure rizz

>>62453867
I have never once responded to any of ami's tweets asking about our day or plans or whatever because i dont really have anything worthwhile to say
I dunno if this counts as a sin but i feel bad anyway

Mio your throat...

Yeah, Mio, suck that cough drop real good...

>Chubby women = gross
>Buff women = gross
Will Koreabros ever acquire taste?

Time to lift for mio

>>62457878
SHIMADA PLEASE ESCAPE THE SNAKEPIT SOON

>>62457878
Strongfat bros...

>>62456538
Shima is circumcising me, later nerds

[Shima news]
He is a groomer

>I feel like you're putting that through a translator
Beerpal...

>>62458086
Careful anon, you might give them an aneurysm with advanced concepts like that

Mio's sweaty balls...

>Shima feminizing the Shimas
WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE

> Mio read my post /here/ about busting my nut to doujins of Madoka from idolmaster because she's a Mio look-alike

>>62458573
>We're going to have to turn you into a girl now.

Fuck, Mio knows I masturbate to girls who look like her, I thought I was being smart but she read my like a book

>Enters other vtuber's chat
>Talks about fattening them up and feeding them
>Refuses to elaborate further
>Leaves
Yuuna my queen

>>62458737
She just keeps getting away with it...

Shima will be my new femboy mother, and feed me sausage bread

>>62458993
Oh, he'll feed you sausage alright.

>Shimama made Shima get photos with Santa at the mall every year
>Shima is crying in every photo
KEK

>Damn, Shima, you got a fat ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX6TYDQNsxM
MERU LIVE

>>62459183
>I want to a double delivery today
Naisu

>>62459183
She wants to do two streams today, not set in stone yet though.

Shima's admitting to crimes again!

>>62459331
>it's a day ending in -y

You can't convince me these grey names in Mio's chat aren't literal NPCs, they always, always say the same thing
>hi Mio first time here, I love your covers!!!

>>62459419
I'm actually the only real Mio viewer, everyone else is either a bot I programmed or an actor I paid off.

today will be a good day

Well? Would you let Shima stick it in your ass if he buys you dinner first?

>>62459560
Yes but he wouldn't have to buy me dinner
t. Bucko

>>62459560
>one of the VAs Shima knows stuck hairspray cans and broomsticks up his ass
No thank you

>He dropped chocolate when he died.
>When you die don't you void your bowels? I hope it's not that kind of chocolate.

>>62457646
Not a single vtuber cares about the replies.

>Meru playing a cute baby game and giggling all the while
Truly the prime daughterwife experience

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME FALLING ASLEEP ON MIO'S SHOULDER

>>62460041
These hands are so soft and well manicured you can tell they haven't seen a day of hard labor in their life.
Yep, definitely a king.

Genshin soundtrack sucks ass and characters don't even get shit for songs
This whole concert was a scam from the get go but Mio overall being happy so all good

Why did God wire me to be attracted to menheras? Why must I suffer in this way

>>62460274
that’s all women, anon

>>62460050
Just imagine her sitting on your lap while she plays...

>Do you guys even speak English?

>>62460482
burgerbros...

It has been ZERO streams since Shima mentioned pandas

I love Mio so much. I am going to become Mio.

Mio...

>>62460274
he also wired you to be a cuck apparently

Mio... poor Mamalesta...

what happened now...

>>62460719
>Mamalesta was falling asleep
>so she texted Mio that they can watch the kdrama tomorrow
>so Mio came back
>then mamalesta changed her mind so Mio went watching kdrama with her
And so we got cucked by mamalesta today

okay my rambling new Meru cycle theory:
>every end of year meru repeats how in the next year she'll work harder or do better or be healthier or make big changes
>every year something happens that results in her taking a big hiatus near the start of the year. One year it was some family problem, the year before that it was recovery after her breakdown from 24hr stream, the year before that it was menhera attacks shortly after Tsunderia debut. At this point it's a surprise when there's no hiatus starting sometime in Decemer to March
Analysis: Every winter she gets drunk on hopium for the new year and when it doesn't materialize she goes to hide in a hole from self imposed shame, even if everyone only wants to meet and play with her again without any big expectations.
Then eventually the shame wears off and she feels more comfortable and starts missing streaming, and she comes back.
I expect the hiatus to end by March 2024 in either new corpo, part time facecamming, or new character as indie.

>>62460830
>And so we got cucked by mamalesta today
mother-in-law has been going through a lot, I'm ok with that

>>62460880
It's like fat people and new resolutions to get healthy next year.....

>shima practices moaning in the bath

I WANT TO PENETRATE SHIMA

>>62460880
Sounds right. I'd put a whole paycheck down on her taking a menhera break within three months of debut at her new company.

>>62460880
Meru is an obligate hibernator?

>>62461064
Maybe, maybe SAD makes the usual anxiety a lot worse

[Meru family news]
Her grandfather is getting married

I noticed a lot of Mio's biggest paypigs don't have the 2 year badges, did her older paypigs leave her or did she just not use to have many big donors back then?

>>62461249
[Meru grandpa news]
He is getting haunted by grandma while getting remarried

>>62461268
most of her current regulars, especially paypigs, started following her only after her change to gfe

>>62461369
I guess that makes sense, I didn't watch her on debut either but she said she was kind of a bitch

>>62461447
>but she said she was kind of a bitch
Why would you ever trust her view of herself?

>>62461447
Not much has changed other than cuddly gfe and her favorite verbal-only claim that she's a better person now.
Horny yesmen sure don't help menhera habits change...

>Meru wants a pregnancy pillow
So she really is...

>>62461730
apparently she's "aware" of all of her flaws now so shouldn't her view of her past self be accurate now?

>>62461916
>apparently she's "aware" of all of her flaws now
lol
lmao even

>>62461967
i know....

>>62461730
I don't know, she just seems to not like her old self that much

>>62462070
Shame, the old Mio was the consummate entertainer and a lot better than the current menhera mess, IMO.

>>62462139
Absolutely insane take, MyHolo Mio was genuinely painful to watch

>>62462139
she was menhera back then too, she just couldn't share

>>62462268
Well, I meant early Tsunderia Mio. MyHolo Mio was a complete act and I don't think about that era.
>>62462272
Obviously, but at least she was seemingly able to keep it under control so it wasn't spilling into every part of her content.

>>62462352
Because keeping all that to herself sounds very healthy in the long run

>>62462352
She seriously needs to get a professional therapist to share her troubles to.
Venting to yesmen for validation doesn't give her real healthy solutions to any problems and every chatting stream becomes a cry session..

>shima probably gone for 2 weeks

>>62462652
It's never been so over, except for that time he was gone for a month.

>>62462489
what's she going to do every time she has an emotionally taxing problem for the rest of her life?
she already has hundreds of people that wishes anyone that crosses her death, with some that would definitely be willing to dox and hire a hitman if they could
not to mention her multiple oopsies with location sharing...

>I want to keep writing letters if I can keep it up
dyrbi?

>>62462742
The thing Beerpals don't want to admit is that Mio needs an IRL BF and not randos on the internet who can't do anything but throw money at her.

[Meru News]
She currently plans to keep the channel up and continue writing monthly postmate letters during hiatus. This is subject to change depending on her feelings and... safety?
Meru didn't expect to reveal the hiatus announcement yesterday (planned for next week) but it came out because impulsive decision

>>62462489
Yea she should share heavy things when she has trouble dealing with them
But definitely not to only beerpals
They're violent when they love and even moreso violent when they hate

>I can't just say "Oh come and find me!" that makes it too obvious, you know?
Meru, literally last stream you said "You guys aren't dummies, you'll find me."

>>62462832
She won't even accept our money man
Maybe if we start a therapy fund she'll keep it and actually fix her angry and menhera tendencies instead of always saying she's better now

>>62462742
there is nothing wrong with hiring a hitman to protect someone you love

>>62462832
a bf won't fix her... it'd make things worse...
especially if the bf was a beerpal or normalfag
hell a self help book could do way more to help her than a whiteknight
someone get that fund running

People never change...
and if they DO it's because they actually got help
not because they just SAY they did

Thread is more menhera than usual today

Still cuddled deep into the spidermom's belly, surrounded by Ami smeel and tummy sounds as she slowly awakens from her slumber, batteries recharged. Trace amounts of buckotoxin and amitoxin mixing in perfect tingling harmony where our skin touches; a few moments longer together before I get to make her breakfast...

>agreed!! looking forward to more fun times hehe~
rita doesnt know

Godspeed beerpals
I wish your oshi enough paypigs to no longer be menhera and girlfailure but only happy girlboss and entertaining

>>62463397
...Or does she?

Mio only needs beerpals

Mio only needs me

G'Morning, I hope you had peaceful dreams. I love my wonderful spidermother and the hope she give me everyday. As her knuckles dig in to my abdomen and I painfully writhe in the silk bindings' embrace, I feel I could to anything. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>62462904
She literally leaked herself to her PL before Tsunderia debut too...

Is this anime Mio is watching any good

>>62463585
the real 4D chess is continuing to enable mio so she can drive everyone but beerpals away with bad detrimental behavior and keep the parasocial gfe going forever

>>62462832
Not even necessarily a BF but she does need to stop isolating herself from people and make real friends IRL
She absolutely does not want to hit 30 and suddenly realize she has no real connections with anyone haha...

>>62463603
then help her already dammit

>>62463538
Someone definitely lacks critical information. We just don't know who

>>62463747
Do you speak from experience...

>>62463747
She would if she would stop blowing up at people whenever things are not under her control or do not go according to her plan...
The further and faster papalesta is from her the faster she can learn better coping mechanisms and that freaking out is not the answer...

>>62463698
there is at least 2 females
both are the cool on the outside but soft on the inside type
so yes

Meru love. I hope she has a good time.
I hope you all have a good time. /tsunX/ love

Dad hate!

>>62463585
>>62463747
Mio only needs ~~beer~~ pals

>>62464174
that did not work

>>62464221
Anon he's saying that Mio has an alcohol dependency

>>62463698
It's apparently pretty sad
If you liked violet evergarden or maquia maybe you'll like it

>>62464319
Mio's definitely going to cry

>>62464290
true, carry on

>>62464370
So will I probably, violet evergarden got me like a bitch

>>62464022
And we love you, random anon!

Listen seeing everyone here play arm chair psychologist for Mio makes me think she should see an actual shrink. I don't watch her, just sounds like she's having a rough time. Seeing a therapist helped me a lot.

>>62464796
do you have any tips for what to look for in a good one/how you found yours anon
or any lasting lessons you learned from yours

>>62464796
She absolutely should, yes

>>62464864
I got lucky with mine. I told my parents I wanted to kill myself then they called every therapist in town and he was the only one available that quick.

>>62464963
tell us your town and therapist for the greater good and ask if they do international phone sessions
please

>>62465007
Greater Boston area. Good luck.

therapy fund!!! therapy fund!!! therapy fund!!!

>>62464796
Makes me wonder what the state of therapy is in Korea, have a feeling its not great

>>62465037
Mio can come stay with me in Boston. We have some of the best doctors in the world in all fields.

Mio isn't mentally ill
What fucking therapy would she even need
Fuck she is more mentally stable than some fucks in this thread

>>62465164
probably not good
plus she'll probably be able to express her feelings, mistakes, and issues better in english anyway
international calling therapy sessions seem to be the move
now if she could just get a private enough area on the regular where her mom won't hear her vent out loud..

>>62465164
The worlds plastic surgery hub probably doesn't have the best therapists.

mio…

>>62465329
dawg what do you think menhera is
everyone on this site is mentally ill
and everyone benefits from having therapy anyways
say something we don't know instead of enabling her
she needs a trusted professional to be able to talk about her issues

>>62465329
You don't have to be mentally ill to see a therapist
You ever seen the Sopranos? The shrink there saw a shrink.
Mentally healthy people see them all the time.

>>62465170
do they treat sciatica for a good price

>>62465329
Thinking therapy is only for mentally ill people is outdated anon
Everyone benefits from having someone certified to talk to and get advice from
Healthy people STAY healthy with therapists

>>62456240
>this pic to refute Shima
That's like saying humans are apex predators because they drive cars.

>>62465329
So you're the reason some people think beerpals are blindly supportive and aggressive
If you really cared about her you'd want her to get some actual help because she's clearly having a rough time

>>62465164
have you ever checked the world's leading suicide stats anon

>>62465532
>good price
This is American medicine anon.

>>62458650
>filename
top kek

>>62465791
When did they pass Japan?

>>62465859
sciatica fund sciatica fund sciatica fund

>>62465912
If they haven't already then being anywhere near japan's ranking is telling enough for how good it is right now

The absolute state of this thread lol, just let Mio cook, for better or worse it's her life and her decisions. Only she can help herself.

uuuu I miss my stupid dog

sounds like boston is the solution to all her worries
>closer to beerpals
>access to good therapists
>access to top quality healthcare
>good food
>people to befriend
I propose a boston fund for mio so she can move+get therapy+treat pain
people make gofundmes for moving emergencies all the time
this looks like an emergency desu

Speaking of Mio being a menhera I just noticed the post in the community tab for this last stream was "just mio just mio just mio just mio just mio"
Don't cheat, guys

>>62466038
Except her decisions can hurt herself and the people around her emotionally/physically/mentally
She can help herself by getting a therapist that cares about her and let THEM cook
A happy healthy mio is a happy healthy world

>>62463685
How many of her OG Tsunderia viewers just coincidentally happened to have already been watching her PL?

I miss puwin...

>>62465329
>Mio isn't mentally ill

I'd be mentally ill if I already wasn't with a anxious heavy duty pissing rat dog like that

Mio solution is again to just redebut in a corpo

>>62466178
one of those is not like the other

>>62466245
how many people's twitters is she checking for this to be a noticable problem jesus
beerpals are cucks and also the cuckers

>>62465329
>Mio isn't mentally ill
Counter point, Mio is Korean.

Dizzy at some point maybe
Meru at some point probably
Ember at some point perhaps

>>62466283
Let me make something clear: if Mio decides to go to therapy, great! That would be for the best.
However many of us (beerpals) throwing opinions left and right as if we knew better or giving advice... Yeah, no. Just let her live her life, she is already an adult and she can make her own decisions.

>>62466813
it's so over might as well sleep until tuesday

>>62466747
Last stream she found out a long time regular got a gf and today she called herself a side ho to one of her regulars because he also has a gf
And she also saw another regular sending membership flags on someone else's channel and called him out on stream
She's just been feeling cheating on recently

>>62466918
cheated on*

>>62463731
I know you're joking or at least I hope you are but the fact that there is a pretty sizeable portion of Mio's fanbase that would be genuinely pleased if this happened is honestly depressing, and it's even more depressing that she keeps enabling them in return.

>>62466038
The thread quality tends to nosedive whenever Mio has a hard time, but it's been pretty dogshit recently in general. It's noticeably worse than in early summer, no clue why.

>>62467135
Purin's no longer streaming (nearly) daily ...

>>62466832
She personally said on tn that she doesn't know how to make her own decisions or discern stuff despite being an adult
All we can do is hope for the best at this point man I just want to see her get help and be better

>>62467135
seasonal depression sucks
papalesta sucks
more to talk about i guess

>>62467135
I just wanted to know why her top donors don't have the 2 year badge
How did it come to this?

>>62467118
even if it's just 1% of her fanbase, if they're a loud minority and active then yea things can get pretty grim

>>62467368
YOU

>>62467135
she's been crying and venting and letting it bleed onto her streams a lot more noticably than summertime
she used to at least keep some stuff in or talk to other people about it more often than now
it's clear that she's going through it right now

>>62467135
Dad hate!

I miss Ember...

fathers with issues vtuber fans
the triangle of thriving
therapists

I miss purin...

>>62467798
Well get better aim

Watching Mio while having an actual gf seems fucking nuts
I'd feel practically cheated on if I was dating a girl and they watched a male equivalent of Mio

>>62467135
Thread quality decreases whenever anybody's having a hard time because that kind of thing is like a beacon to antis, schizos and shitposters who know people will come out to defend their oshis while they're vulnerable and escalate arguments, and over the past couple of weeks Lisa, Mio and Meru have all been going through it in one way or another so it's been open season.

>>62467906
The solution seems pretty obvious to me.
break up with your gf now

>>62468035
which one?

You joke but in the last month or so i am noticing i became more clingy to her than i used to be and makes me wonder if i should try to hold back just a little
And she definetly noticed

I miss Dizzy and I hope she's doing okay

Squeezable and milkable

>>62468332
>>62468362
Dizzy got nerfed...

>>62468190
you want to protect her and she's been giving you plenty of time together because of hard times
it's a cycle that feeds itself

>>62467996
Meru... my sweet girl...

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1723774415987491008

>>62467996
can't speak for lisa and meru but I'm glad beerpals have started to notice more that mio needs some sort of help and not just bfe

>>62466813
Isn't Dizzy's stream today a collab?

>>62467996
the real antis and schizos are the yesmen that want their oshi to depend on them instead of actual qualified people

lets all just hope they get the help they need and are able to fix whatever the fuck they're dealing with whether it's parents or themselves or etc
i just want one day where no one has to warily type out their names with three periods after

>>62468508
There's something there...

enough conflict and bad choices and sad experiences only well wishes good fortune and mental clarity and glory to them all

>>62468655
She said she was moving yesterday's stream to today, so I assume the stream that was going to be today will in turn be pushed back into next week.

>>62468616
I love this spidergirl so much and am happy she's got her penlights, this idol dork, this beautiful person

>>62468805
There's nothing there...

>>62468692
I know, that's who I was referring to when I said schizos. I don't think most people would disagree that selfish fans who only care about what the vtuber does for them rather than the vtuber themselves are often just as bad as pure antis, or even worse in some cases..

>>62469002
The problem is you're using a low resolution screenshot, here in 4K we can clearly see there is indeed something there, case closed forever

>>62469223
Damn she's so cool

>>62468849
Ah, was hoping a collab would cheer her up since the other stream will be her playing a dating sim

*ahem*
I love Purin.
I love Kana.
I love Char.
I love Ember.
I love Meru.
I love Yuuna.
I love Mio.
I love Rosemi.
I love Orla.
I love Hanabi.
I love Tomo.
I love Nen.
I love Lisa.
I love Kazu.
I love Ami.
I love Yomi.
I love Haewon.
I love Maria.
I love Shima.
I love Dizzy.
I love Jia.
I love Myst.
I love Rei.
I love Shimada.
I love Jelly.
I love Bae.
I love Airi.
I love Lumi.
I love Tonya.
I love Peo.
I love Mogi.
I love Tsukimi.
I love Synth.
I love Seigi.
I love Crystal.
I love Sleepy.
I love Shino.
I love all /tsunX/ friends.
I love /tsunX/.
I hate PPP.
I fucking hate S-Train.
Simple as.

>>62466178
There's a lot of good schools for rich Asians to go to.

>>62467720
How do we save her from the curse of dogshit ISPs?

>>62469972
By giving mer my seed

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1723785429852279158
Mom is dying...

lisa....

fuck...
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1723785429852279158

>>62470304
>>62470325
Get well soon Ami

Just how over can one tsunx be.

In a perfect world papafuji and mamalesta would get together so both their daugthers could have a healthier family environment

>>62470418
Being /tsunX/ is suffering

>>62470437
Papafuji is still in the picture? Ive only ever heard about mamafuji, who also needs to leave.

>>62470304
>>62470325
I just hope she feels better soon, this whole week has been a gauntlet for her

I am about to lose it

>>62468763
>>62470315
40 minutes, rip

>>62470625
I hate that fat smug wind cat so fucking much

>>62470437
jokes on you if you think mamalesta is any part of an equation for a healthy family environment
when have asian moms ever

>>62470304
Damn I was hoping she could rally. Oh well she needs rest. I think she's been a ball of nerves this week.

>>62470667
Pet her

>>62470869
Not until she joins my crew

Official smell guide just dropped

>>62470929
Condom?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>62471233
I FUCKING MISS REI

[Good news]
Possible Lisa monke today in place of the collab
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1723795054228037888

>>62466918
This probably suggests papalesta was also having an affair on top of all his other sins but honestly for the boomer generation in both korea and japan, having and tolerating mistresses appears to be par for the course

>>62469550
good post

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>62473150
maria please come back or tweet at least

>>62472262
Not to defend papalesta but mistresses isn't just a boomer thing, they're weirdly cool with it in general over there, they've got strange priorities

>>62470437
>Papafuji & Mamalesta have a daughter, Abigail
>Mamafuji & Papalesta have a daughter, Catherine
>Both become vtubers
>Abigail is more popular, so Catherine murders her
>This takes place in the Salinas Valley for some reason

>>62473584
And so Catherine was cursed to forever wander the vtuber space, aways reincarnating but never being able to truly graduate

>>62473584
>Mamafuji & Papalesta have a daughter
The most miserable girl to ever exist

>>62473741
I will still oshi her.

>>62473763
And your new kami-oshi

>>62467135
Sorry I don't even watch Mio but beerpals are just as easy to oneguy as their oshi so I have a bit of fun during these times.

>>62466813
Dizzy at 5pm
https://youtu.be/jF3OEbnkJ3A

>>62454107
>>62454288
Shima has a pussy
This means you can fuck Shima and knock Shima up

>>62475271
>Shima has a pussy
Proofs?

>>62471146
Welp there have it folks. Gonna grab a hot n ready.

[Absolutely terrible news]

>>62478289
Never once has it been so over for us...

>>62478289

>>62477585
how to properly scent you Amiya Aranha Dakimakura

Step 1: gather the supplies you will need: 1. Amiya Aranha Dakimakura, at least 3 slices of little caesars hot and ready pepperoni pizza, a bottle of white musk, and two cats preferably female. optional: gather as much of your sweat as possible after gorging on pork belly, as well as varius sauces from around the house

Step 2. Line the inside of your Amiya Aranha dakimakura with a thin even coat of bucko toxin, fembuckos, which do not exist by the way, may need to request the aid of a male friend for this step. to quicken up the process we recommend a weeks prep of hydration, Zinc, and L-arginine. This lining will aid in keeping your Amiya Aranha dakimakura from showing stains caused by the scents we use by prepping a white base for the inside.

Step 3. Smear the pizza slices along the inside portion of the case where the cute spider girls face is, do not forget she is a clumsy girl so be sure to drop some of the cheese and tomato goodness on her thighs as well. At this point, you can also add any other sauces or pork belly sweat if you wish. Be sure to shake well and hit those main areas of the face, cheeks, thighs, and cheeks

Step 4. Apply a singular spray of the white musk along each armpit of the Amiya Aranha Dakimakura. The stinky spider will often use this as a cover-up for her lack of showering after sitting in her steaming room for hours. repeated use of this scent after any stream, or on exceptionally long streams is a must to ensure proper spider scent

Step5. Your Amiya Aranha dakimakura is nearly finished, all you need to do now is allow the two kitties to sleep on, and shed onto the Amia Aranha cover anytime you are not using it. This aids in sealing in the spider scent and maintaining a similar atmosphere as the spider on a daily basis

CONGRATULATIONS you have now properly scented your Amiya Aranha dakimakura. If you find that your scents are not holding in-between washes you may need to reapply your protective layer of bucko toxin, as it may begin to crack and fall apart, especially in areas of heavy use, and then reapplying your chosen scents. Also be sure to notice the washing instructions that state: Never under any circumstance may the Amiya Dakimakura be machine washed, instead it must be carefully showered, or bathed in a tub of lavender shampoos/soaps.

Join us next time when we explain how to prepare your Amiya Aranha plushie for physical abuse

Dino week with spidermom

>>62478827
A long process but worth it no doubt, buckos experiencing their first daki hug will be done for one by one as they get them

>>62479011
>Dino Crisis
Kino incoming

>>62478827
now that's a spiritual endeavor if i ever saw one

>>62453867
I insta-bought the rest of Ami's merch but couldn't for, the life of me, get the daki
I CAN'T! I JUST CAN'T! I WANT THE REAL THING! How could I stand the constant reminder that that ACTUAL Amiya Aranha, who is a spider who is also a cat who is also my mom, is not CURRENTLY LYING ON MY BED!!! God, I'm so weak and pathetic!!!

>>62479011
I AM TUROK

THE KAZU COVER IS REAAAAAAL
https://twitter.com/tetsuyakazune/status/1723849589445292347

>>62482548
Maybe he'll even be let out of the Idol Corp basement to celebrate its debut

haewon peppero day part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHWxMyJSXi4

Rei will return

Haewon's HUGE stache

>>62483378
chubby wife !

will mio delay stream to masturbate today

>>62465449
[exaggerated gasp]

the fuck is this anime Mio picked?

>>62466813
Meru also at 5pm
https://youtu.be/tbgP04OEBRQ

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1723859975309607183
[Schedule update] She has a cover coming out on dj-jo's channel this week

>>62484311
very popular show about sadness

>>62484508
Didn't she say she hates sad shows?

>>62484508
>>62484578
dunno about the anime but the manga wasnt something I would call "sad"

>>62474692
>Delayed by an hour because of traffic
Automobile HATE

Mio...

Tellonym is somehow even worse than CC
I refuse to believe someone who actually watches Mio sent that shit

>>62484472
So this is what she was talking about when she said she had music stuff coming up soon, nice

>>62485474
There are a either antis, idiots or kids mixed in there

>>62485625
Did Ami drop any clues about what genre her original song is going to be? Her love of idols will prevail?

>>62482548
In a couple of minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPjybqgG1PQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPjybqgG1PQ

>>62485885
None I can remember, I just recall her saying if you liked her singing you had something to look forward to soon

>>62486019
>it's actually real
This game really has him by the balls.

World's eepiest sheep
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1723867880960278939

Mio......... I love you and all but please don't be late again.......

Mio please be late i have dinner plans i couldnt get out of please ill be home soon

>>62486299
nvm she's here
Mio love!

>>62486019
>Let out of Juna's basement
>Releases a cover of the same song at the exact same time as her
what did he mean by this

>>62486337
my lust for meru grows still even with her announcement. i feel so wrong for having thoughts of just railing this menherea till her brain melts and she can finally stop thinking of anything but taking my cock

>>62486362
what the fuck

>>62485885
It's been a long time so I might be misremembering but I'm pretty sure she said this was the kind of style she wanted to do an orisong in
https://youtu.be/iPNRuMYDzLM

damn anime date time

>>62486493
Damn, that's a nice one

>>62484464
On the telly now!

i love mio so much, i kinda want to give her a little slap on the face whenever i see her

>>62484464
live

>You never played a flash game!? Really?
>Are you a baby?

oh hey mio is in this show

Meru was quite the horny child.

>It's another episode of me watching a girl who's retiring soon

>>62486212
World's hurtiest stummy
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1723875427503034498

>You'll get sucke- sacked.

>>62488121
Yuuna PLEASE she's begging for your intervention at this point, just move her in with you, Chai will make friends with the other 3 cats

New thread
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