/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>desperately wants a husband
>has criteria and standards that almost no man is willing to accept
her own fault really

>>62467958
You know that old story of a woman who fucks around when she's young and then settles down with a nice guy when she's old and used up
She is that

>>62467958
She found love in a robot

>>62467958
she will die alone

>>62468467
You are describing Marine, not Choco.

>>62467958
Was the start of Erolive, then Youtube-kun decided ero is illegal.

>>62469116
So she just...gave up?

>>62468799
Hey, that's my plan too.

>>62467958
Women go insane after they are thirty and no seed has impregnated their eggs. It's an actual documented phenomenon. Men get weird if they don't breed but women go insane

>>62468379
what even is her criteria for a husband? probably isn't even that much jap men are just turbo autists

I need to sex Choco

>>62470217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMPy7F24k_A

>>62468379
She shouldn't have rejected Marine's dad.

>>62467958
Maybe she should try lowering her standards.

>>62468960
>Marine settling down
She had several months in a row of getting horny for literally no reason this year.

>>62470217
You have to grope Choco all day and when you aren't groping her you must have baby making sex. JP men are supreme faggots who are good at neither of those things. She will never leave the glorious nation so her best bet is some turbo weeb doing the job.

>>62470943
>Marine has a mating season

>>62467958

If you were at the bottom of the earner rankings for 3+ years youd be depressed too.

Oh wow it's this thread again where we have 200 posts about Chocos standards and get nowhere and complain about Japanese men being too meek
I am truly pogging right now my fellow anons

>>62468379
basically. retarded standards -> self induced depression. but she's also just a kid, she'll grow out of it eventually hopefully, for her own sake

>>62470829
She just wants friends with benefits. What a fucking slut

>>62470829
that really isn't too bad i've seen married people life in seperate apartments when their on the older side and re married with kids. in the first place aren't most salarymen barely home in the first place? if this is the most hardcore criteria then she could easily find someone no issue

>>62471665
>slut
that is not even a rrat for Choco.
>>62471763
don't be a cuck anon, partner that want this high level of privacy can't be trusted.

>>62471978
doesn't feel like it's the privacy factor and more of a the more time i spend with you the more you will annoy me and i'll start disliking you type of thing. I kinda get it? even a lot of friendships tend to completely fall apart when they decide to move in together because you just get sick of each other

>>62470829
>living separately
>just eat and sleep together
>separate at all other times
It's pretty obvious why she wants it this way. No wonder she can't find a husband. No sympathy for this dumb bitch and she deserves to be alone.

>>62472063
>the more time i spend with you the more you will annoy me and i'll start disliking you
Then don't get married. You guys shouldn't be in a relationship in the first place if you have such low tolerance for each other.
>a lot of friendships tend to completely fall apart when they decide to move in
Because in love and friendship you only show your best sides at first. When you move in, you will learn the sides that you don't like, and if you can't accept them, you start to fight and usually result in a relationship ending.

>>62472063
what she wants isn't marriage then; she wants the occasional booty call + dinner. she can get that without being married to anyone.

>>62470829
Definitely not for me. I know a few guys who can definitely stand this for life and be happy like that. But they all have ugly bastard faces save for ONE who has health issues that are a No No for most women.

>>62470829
>>62471665
>fell for the badly translated clip
she was saying if they both work from home, they'd need some time apart because you'll end up getting sick of each other otherwise. She still wants to spend time with her husband, eat, bathe and sleep together.

I want a wife who wants to spend as little time with me as possible, going so far as to live separately so she can hook up with other guys when I'm not around.

>>62472555
Congratulations, you are the perfect match for Choco.

>>62472521
Anon, just because we need translation doesn't mean we don't know at least some japanese to judge the translation, the only "bad translated" part is it got cut alot so we are not geting the full context. What you said are exactly the same in the clip, just different narrative.

You sea fags think like girls

>>62472521
>>fell for the badly translated clip
As if your EOP ass would know LMAO

>>62471763
>>62472218
It's not uncommon in Japan for a married couple to live separately. It's also not uncommon for the husband to fuck prostitutes or get a side girlfriend. A lot of marriages seem like nothing more than business arrangements, the man makes money working from 8 to 9 and the woman takes care of finances.
It's messed up but I wouldn't call those expectations unrealistic, on the contrary it seems kind of sad and resigned.

>>62473353
Heard about prostitutes is "okay" for some women because there is no love.
But side girlfriend is definitely cheating, you made that up?

If anyone wants to see the absolute state of Japanese marriage, watch this a 2x speed. It's so depressing. https://youtu.be/_HLAqmMjSpo?si=-Ac4_ocq4SxKj8Kp&t=378

>>62473508
> you made that up?
I may have imagined it actually. I think I got it from the japaneseruleof7 blog, which only mentions a guy having a wife and a girlfriend, but not it being OK with the wife.
So I don't know how common that is compared to prostitution.
https://web.archive.org/web/20230328053506/https://japaneseruleof7.com/sex-in-japan/

>>62468934
I will save her

>>62471164
Just your usual day at /vt/
Catalog full of worthless threads

>>62467958
she saw my cum tribute and realized she will never have my cum irl and is having a hard time coping with the fact

>>62467958
>She seems so depressed and soulless.
She's just asian.

>>62468379
Meanwhile the only thing Noel wants from her future husband is to be able to clean. She truly is a saint.

whore

>>62482719
>cannot even live up to that standard
It's over...