/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Shiina!

>>62452599
ISOLATION

>>62452599
I wanna suck those slimy slugtits

>>62453207
Why is she such a kidder?

>>62452914

>>62453622

>>62451927
It just means falling asleep

Pippa should hug me

fishman you fucking cunt ship my coffee already holy shit FUCK YOU

>>62455816
Grim kek, for you.

>>62455816
dont slander fishdaddy you niggerfaggot

>>62456008
Fuck off Lumi

>>62456046
How dare you. She only has one daddy, and that's Smugdaddy.

>>62456008
that would only be slander if he shipped stuff in a reasonable amount of time, which he doesn't

>>62455981
This image has always made me wonder which Phase girl has the best butt.

Sakana is a leech

I am parasocial for Sakana

>>62456244
Ember does unironically

>>62453622
I think Pippa should do an English slang class stream to Nasa again. Nopi teaches Nasa the good English and Pippa teaches her the neighbor version.

>>62456244
Both Shiina and Lumi exercise their asses, and Shiina has complained before that now that she has grown one they're going out of fashion. Lumi's is probably firm but wiry. So depends what you mean by best.

>>62456244
Canonically, it's Ember's.

I'd play Factorio with Kevin

>>62456620
I wish Ember would eat me and make me part of her butt

Jelly is...

>>62456933
jigging

No stream today
SELL SELL SELL

>>62457000

Anyone has a clip of Lumi saying CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT?

>>62456933
Carcinizing https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1723428624060330319

Why does it feel like fishman goes out of his way to poach the most mentally unstable girls for his company? Compared to holos, nijis, and even a lot of indies most phasers look like psycho bitches.

Good morning /pcg/, I love Panko

>>62457322
You don't watch many indies do you?

>>62457322
I mean not really. Even a decent number of holos are fucking crazy like Matsuri and Noel

>>62457322
Not really

>>62457322
>i don't watch other vtubers

>>62456244
We've all seen the mousepad

I love my little sister very much !

>>62456244
Uruka has the fattest dumpy

>>62456244

>>62457322
I assume you've never worked with women before. I'd say 4/5 have psychological issues.

Pippa should put Pippa the Ripper back up and stop taking it down.

>>62457844
Email fishman.

you know what they say about coffee, right anon?

>>62457969

>>62457969
Once you go black...

>>62457969
It's good for you?

>>62456865
Same desu, and it's such a shame factorio didn't pop off as jong did, I heard Lumi said 2 gentree girls played some factorio with fish so there's still some hope but it's not too bright

Lumi's birthday collage anon, you here?
I might not be able to post in time next week so here's the absolute lowest effort attempt of what I wanted to contribute.

Why thread dying?

>>62458488
No streams. Nobody to laugh at. It don't matter. None of this matters.

>>62457000
>no Warcraft III followed by Genshin
oh no...

>>62458488
Dizzy’s disgusting ass is moving people away

>>62457969
Fish should sell Kopi luwak coffee made by the talents

>>62458488
Phase has Disconnected

>>62457969

Dizzy's dizzies.

>>62458514
Oi, don't be like that

>>62457969

:)

>>62458522
Enjoy zatsu with Genshin backgrounds.

Pipkiss

>>62458760
>Dizzy suicideawareness 2
>Bee Bee Ocean
What did you mean by this?

>koyori is jonging
'ckinell

Jelly is jonging and you can join RIGHT NOW

>>62458990
I don't know who that is.

Jesus, Phase friend Clio streams for super long durations. On a 13 hour stream right now, even when she was sick recently she was still doing 10-12 hour streams fairly regularly.

>>62457969
remember when there was a meltdown over this, and then something else immediately happened so the attention towards it drifted away?

>>62459063
I really dislike long streams like that outside of birthdays or big events. I have other shit to do woman wrap it up around the 3 hour mark

>>62458665
Never watch female playthroughs of that game. Most of them have their brains coomfogged every time the protagonist is front and center (which is most of the time), they completely miss the plot to fawn over him. It is way worse than any "objectification" I've ever seen. Also don't expect much of the plot or else you'll end up disappointed.

>>62459049
Are people leaving after one game? I did and am wondering if that was silly.

JWU anything happen in the last 10 hours?
Why is Jelly posting Jong rooms on Twitter?
>>62457322
People are meming on you but let's give credit where credit is due:
They're unstable relative to corporate ENtubers only. Not relative to corpotubers in general or vtubers overall.

>>62459100
Just stop watching then retard, it's not like you're missing out on anything important.

>>62459100
Eh, it's a first world problem to have. If the streamer is having fun and still wants to game and interact with chat, it'd be really silly to discourage that. But I know what you mean where you want to watch the stream but have other shit to go do or focus on and feel like you're missing out.

>>62459096
I don't even remember what the other meltdown was. Was it one of the Pippa collabs?

>>62459201
The FOMO gets me.

>>62459201
There is this thing called catching up. Just because I can't watch live doesn't mean I don't want to watch the vods later. The longer the streams the harder it is to keep up.

>>62459255
it's clio, you're not missing anything substantial

>Pippa's sisters have different fathers
That explains a lot

>>62459225
Probably, I don't remember what it was either though, but only a Pippa melty could overshadow anything else honestly.

>>62459332
I thought she was from a military family, singular, not plural.

>>62459332
How many nights does she sleep wishing one of them was a boy

>>62459369
Her dad was, can't remember what branch

>>62459332
What you thought rural low-class like her had functional family structures?
https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2014/11/14/chapter-2-the-demographics-of-remarriage/

>>62459481
I'm just surprised pippa turned out so well.

>>62459568
You have an odd definition of turned out well

>>62459568
She's degenerate trailer trash that will probably end up marrying some douche that abuses her

>>62459568
good post

>>62459273
Anon most streams are not even worth catching up on. I'd say less than .5% of all streams are actually unique and interesting enough for me to watch the vod if I missed it live.

>>62459568
>so well

>>62459675
Nta but every one of my oshis streams are special to me because they're hers

>>62456046
>>62456008
Out of all the Phase girls. Who do you think is the most attached to Sakana?

>>62459273
>Grand strategy catchup VOD watching
>Expecting short grand strategy streams

>>62459636

>>62459758
Dizzy 200% she's works very hard for him at cons. I can't imagine most vtubers would put themselves in the open for it.
>>62455816
I bet you clumped your coffee in with a preorder. If you order coffee on it's own you get it sooner.

>>62459758
Dizzy

>>62459916
>If you order coffee on it's own you get it sooner.
I'm not paying the godawful shipping cost more than I need to.

>>62459732
I'm probably the first person to tell you this, but you're oshi is not a special person.

>>62459969
Then get fucked and wait 8 months

>>62459983
That's the plan, and I also plan on complaining the whole time.

>>62457322
First, all vtubers are mentally ill. Vtubing filters normies out even harder than streaming does - and you don't go "I'm going to become an anime girl idol streamer" if you are all right in the head. You can find indies that are more menhera than most Phase girls - although most of those filter towards the lower end of the indie pool.
Second, "lower end of the indie pool" is where Sakana recruited his first generation from. He didn't have the pull of big corpos like Holo or Niji, so this was the best he could do. Which is how he ended up with his now-legendary "oops, all sad girls" lineup.
Third, most JP corpos are a bit obsessed with having a clean image. Phase isn't. Not after Fishman's attempts at tardwrangling culminated in him being wrangled by the tards. So there's far less management oversight going around nowadays.
Fourth, reputation matters. After Phase became known for unhinged mentally ill vtubers, it became an expectation both viewers and potential recruits hold. So it's far easier for Phase to keep recruiting menheras, and viewers kind of expect that. Which is why during Jelly's super seiso debut, a lot of viewers were on the edge of their seats, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

>>62458572
Seconding this, i’ve suggested Kopi Luwak coffee made by Wemi or Jelly several times, makes the most sense if you ask me.

>>62459984

>>62459096
is also easy to move on from this because Dizzy is a chink and as such she inherently hates niggers. That was just a bit which she became ashamed and embarrassed of right after it came out of her mouth like almost everything she does on stream.

>>62460027

>>62460068
If they hate black people so much why do they keep drawing porn of their women getting fucked by black guys?

>>62459675
t. fake fan.

>>62459621
>>62459636
>>62459640
>>62459640
I mean yeah, given her circumstances things could have been a lot worse

>>62459675
Some are. I want to see the playthroughs of the games I like only to discover that there's a full day's worth of them come weekend. I suppose I am not the target audience, it's either NEETs or white collar types.

>>62460165
Can you quantify the difference between a "real" and "fake" fan?
Because if having a social life outside of streams and hanging out with my friends and gf makes me a "fake" fan then I have no issue with that label.

>>62459984
She's the most special person in the world!
You need to go back.

>>62460113
isn't that more of an american thing?

>>62459636
yeah, me.

>>62460194
It's pretty disingenuous to call yourself a real fan if you don't want to watch the streams. You're trying to frame in a way like you can't watch them. That's a lie.

>>62459636
Yeah, me

>>62460194
>I don't watch streams but I'm a real fan
Uh. Then what makes you a real fan then?

>>62460410
It hurts me so much she looks like a damn worm with her tube body Lisa please fix it.

>>62459916
lol and she says they're barely work friends. But she pulled him in for a coffee date in order to butter him up for a nepo hire. Dizzy is just a big tsun tsun

>>62460294
I never once said I don't want to watch streams. Much of the entertainment value from livestreams comes from live interaction and you miss out on that watching vods, so I'd say it's a fundamentally different kind of content you'd be catching up on. Me not wanting to watch vods does not mean I don't want to watch streams.
Moreover I value streams less than many other things in my life. As long as I don't have any plans or feel like playing a game then I'd be happy to watch a stream, but the truth is that almost all streamers (this isn't specific to vtubers) are horrible entertainers which is why I'd consider this hobby to be scraping the bottom of the barrel. Hell even shitposting here about streams is far more fun than actually watching streams.

>>62459568
She turned out in a way you can project your values onto and happens to have a marketable niche skill. Mind you that's an easy mistake to make.

>>62460410
What a whore.

>>62460113
>I read exclusively blacked shit
sounds like a skill issue, ngl.

>>62460441
Ember described dizzy as a femcel when the chat explained it to her. I bet she just has a good heart, and helps a lot. I believe her huge tits caused her to be jaded after bringing a lot of bad attention.

>>62460194
>having a social life outside of streams
go back normalfag. If you can't lurk in silence then you've no place here.

>>62459984
>you're

>>62460542
Anon... This is brown hours you can't just say that.

>>62460194
Donations/paid subscriptions

>>62460577
lmao do you actually give money to e-whores?

>>62460451
>I'd consider this hobby to be scraping the bottom of the barrel
I'm speaking from a fairly objective perspective. You should probably not claim to be a real fan if you think your actions and desires are identical to real fans. Reasonable people can clearly see the difference between you and other people who call themselves fans.

>>62460542
>>62460564
>This is brown hours you can't just say that.
what do you mean anon, what does that have to do with it?

>>62460597
Yes.

>>62460542
>femcel

>>62460613
I am a real fan I'm just not obsessed. You're like a kpop stan that thinks you need to bid for someone's hair clippings to be a real fan of them.

>>62460473
My Lisa is not a whore!

>>62460597
I don't but that's what differentiates real from fake fans.

>>62460654
>I am a real fan
Of something you describe as bottom of the barrel. You know this is completely irrational.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 28 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Dizzy is so hot, bros...

>>62460451
>Hell even shitposting here about streams is far more fun than actually watching streams
You can't call yourself a fan of something while openly holding it contempt. That's how ironic weebs came to be. People who are "fans of the fandom" are complete trash.

>>62460654
You have some weird mental gymnastics friend. Seek help, or Meds.

>>62460710
It is objectively bottom of the barrel, but I still enjoy it.
Do you think the term junk food is an insult? Because even people who eat it all day will call it that and acknowledge that it's garbage.

>>62460165
Not him. He has a point, not because the talents aren't talented, but because of the volume of content streamers have to put out. I cannot imagine having to come up with 120+ minutes of content, every single day, 5-7 days a week.

It's nuts to expect constant, high quality entertainment from a schedule that demanding, even if you gave them a paid team of writers.

If Lumi has one million antis, then I am one of them.
If Lumi has ten antis, then I am one of them.
If Lumi has no antis, then that means she hired a hitman to slay me I have killed myself

>>62460942
This but I would still pay six figures to have my way with her for an entire day.

>>62460882
>but I still enjoy it.
>Anon most streams are not even worth catching up on. I'd say less than .5% of all streams are actually unique and interesting enough for me to watch the vod if I missed it live
>Hell even shitposting here about streams is far more fun than actually watching streams.
Looks to me like you don't. Your actions and interests are different from the actions and interests of normal fans. You are not a fan. You're just someone that watches streams sometimes which is fine. There's nothing wrong with that. But you don't represent fans.

Good morning. Do we still think Pippa is a Turkish femboy?

>>62460987
Nta but if we’re discussing what is representative of a typical fan, a /pcg/ regular is a fraction of a fraction of the girls’ fans

>>62460987
If you knew how to read you would understand that to me there is a massive difference in value of a livestream and a video. If I wanted to watch a video I would rather watch something that was scripted, planned, and edited to be consumed as a video. Streams are meant to be experienced live and it's not enjoyable for me to watch an archive of a livestream since it was never meant to be watched in that format.

>You're just someone that watches streams sometimes
>You are not a fan
You have still not quantified what being a fan entails. As far as I'm concerned anyone who enjoys watching phase is a fan. You can argue the extent or extremity of their fandom but saying they're not a fan is delusional.

>>62460959
there is a miniscule chance you can

>excited for todays stream
>check the schedule
>Warcraft 3
God can't the lemon whore just finish this thing already? warcraft streams are literally unwatchable, I would prefer an entire day of genshin over this.

>>62460597
only if they pretend to be anime girls, but only if they're good at it so no EN whores.
>>62460654
Why do tourists such as yourself feel the need to elevate themselves to the height as natives?

>>62461207
There is no stream today.

>>62461059
Shes a latinx femboy named Phillipe you dumbass do reps

>>62461207
Lumi canceled today's stream. Yes WC3 sucks

>>62461207
At least your Oshi is streaming asshole.

>>62461062
The threshold to call yourself a fan is pretty low, but having enough interest in it to want to engage with it is a minimum.
>>62461084
>if I like anything even a little bit that makes me indistinguishable from a fan
This is wrong and you know it. Nobody is demanding that you drop thousands of dollars to prove you're a fan. But if you're calling the hobby bottom of the barrel you forfeit the right to act shocked when someone calls you a fake fan. You can pretend all day you don't know how a real fan of something behaves but everybody knows you're lying. I'll say it again. There's a clear difference between you and a fan. The fact that you're so bent out of shape because somebody correctly called you out tells me this is not the first time somebody has accused you of this because this is a pattern of behavior for you. The feeling of belonging is more important to you than the hobby you're engaged with. I don't even consider myself a real fan of vtubers even though I very obviously care much more about it than you do. If I don't qualify, you don't qualify.

>>62461166
Lisa... so cute.

>>62461295
Nta but why don't you consider yourself a fan?

>>62460901
Is true but the way he phrases it makes him a fake fan, so fuck him.

>>62461347
I would be fine if it disappeared tomorrow.

If you don't buy at least 5 bags of Phase Connect Coffee (including tip) then you're not a true fan

>>62461207
STOP TWISTING THE KNIFE

>>62461407
I would buy them IF THEY FUCKING SHIPPED ALREADY.

>>62460695
Whore (Affectionate)

>>62461295
don't bother answering earnestly anon. Just tell the tourist to go back. They are unworthy of interaction and this board doesn't do enough gatekeeping as it is.

>>62461207
I want to watch Lumi's WC3's journey. Is there an archive on youtube?

>>62461207
>would prefer an entire day of genshin over this
... No.

>>62461465
She is a very cute sweet whore.

>>62461228
>anyone who isn't an obsessed loser is a tourist
keep crying retard, I used to be a holobrony on /jp/ before this board existed but I realized how stupid of a hobby this is. It's still a guilty pleasure so I'll find some chuubas I like and watch them occasionally but if you care at all about them as actual people you are mentally ill and should seek help.

>>62461207
Isn’t she only still playing it because of literally one guy?

>>62461295
that is a lot of words to still not quantify what it means to be a fan. I asked a very simple question and you've replied to several posts in this chain without even attempting to answer it.

>>62461531
Gay Todd Howard I kneel

>>62461528
>let me, the fake fan, tell you how you should behave

>>62461528
Kill yourself tourist retard.

>>62460695
any girl that wears
>Piercings
>kink or pseudo kink gear
>cleavage
is an attention starved whore. They want penises attention and that's what they shall get.

>>62461575
oh is that the definition of a real fan?

>>62461528
>you care at all about them as actual people you are mentally ill and should seek help.
There's literally nothing wrong with caring about the health and well-being of someone who brings you happiness and who you talk and listen to for hours a week. Not doing so sounds like you lack basic human empathy.

>>62461531
No, even when she malded out completely a couple months back she said she was determined to finish it, and that was before the Gumi made that tutorial video

>>62461528
Go back normalfag. You don't belong here.

>>62461504
There is her VODs channel but it isn't being updated regularly. Now she restreams some to her main YT but only when she feels like it, so your best bet is to watch on Twitch while they're still there.

Anyone who got baited is an actual normalfag.

>>62461586
Nigga you do not talk to them for hours a week lol, they probably read less than 50 of your messages a week (that's being extremely generous) and if it's anything more than that it's because you are paying them to read.

All of you will correctly label a man who goes to a strip club and becomes infatuated with a stripper who acts nice to him a retard but you can't see that you're doing the same thing to yourselves. Except in this case it's even worse because you don't even get to feel up any tits or ass.

>>62461555
You know full well there's no set in stone answer which is why you're demanding one. This is a childish argument to make. There is no objective measure, but you can be judged relative to other people. That's called subjective. I explained how you are less of a fan of others for various reasons, and even less of a fan of someone (me) who actively admits he is not a fan. If you cannot prove you're a bigger fan than someone who is not a fan, then you cannot call yourself a fan in good faith. So tell me, how can you prove you're a bigger fan than me (the non fan)?

>>62461661

>>62461684
If it's subjective then you have no argument, because I can say I'm a fan and you have zero evidence to prove otherwise.

oh jesus i backread, some of you actually believed poalschizo? i enjoy abusing poals, posting the forbidden catboxes and spoonfeeding newfags pippa's homemade cuckposts, but come on rumao. even more hilarious considering it's almost a year anniversary of the cuckies incident actually hey, maybe it is her lmao

>>62461207
Same. And I hate genshit.

>>62461716
You mean to tell me Pippa isn't actually a Turkish boy?

>>62461668
All this seethe because you got called a fake fan. Lmao Kill yourself.

>>62461708
Read the post you reply to, phony. You have to prove you're more of a fan than someone who admits he's not a fan in order for your claim to have any credibility. If you can't or won't then you have abandoned the claim and admit you're not a fan.

>>62461716
A bunch of people proved him wrong even though it was clearly unnecessary.

>>62461766
No I don't have to do anything actually. You believing you're not a fan is subjective (according to your own logic) and has zero bearing on anyone else.

uuuu I miss Lumi...

Fuck man why couldn't Vtubers have been the thing when I was still young and free from responsibility. Holy fuck It's not fair. I'm literally in the timeline where Anime girls on the internet are real. And I don't have the time to enjoy them fully. I HATE IT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>Lumi cancels
>thread gets shit up

>>62461789
You're pretending like you don't understand what is being asked of you because you know how it would make you look. Compared to me you're less of a fan. That's not subjective. That's simply looking at where both of us stand on a spectrum of interest in vtubers. That's an objective measure. Where the threshhold for belonging to the fandom lies is not quantifiable, but if you're further away from that direction than someone who knows he's not a fan then the onus is on you to justify your claim, or explain how my actions make me a real fan. These are your only options. So, am I a real fan? Or are you a fake fan?

>>62461757
wait i must've missed that part, was ot confirmed a fag/troon too? lmao, SEAs really need to leave the anti and schizoposting to me, or someone who's gonna put in a little more effort

>>62461661
nah just newfags. The normalfag is the nigger saying they're a real fan even if they barely give a fuck a about vtubers. Or just a troll and this board is that bad at spotting bait.

>>62461407
You know what's crazy. The price of coffee is so expensive now for some reason I may as well buy the meme coffee.

Hope Lumi has fun on her date.

>>62461851
>young and free from responsibility
Here lies your cause. You should have strived to get rich and build connections from a young age so you wouldn't be in the position you're in now. I made the same mistake and now there is nothing that can be done about it. If I ever did have a chance at life I wasted it.

>>62461716
>pippa's homemade cuckposts,
kek careful the j4nn1ies might give you a small vacation just for saying that.

>>62461986
>so expensive now for some reason
Global demand + reduced suitable farmland.

>>62461986
I dunno, man. I can get bigger bags of good coffee for $15 whenever I go to the store. A smaller bag for $70 and a year long wait doesn't seem worth it.

>>62461761
And you should stop feeding him (You)s, anon.

>>62461851
I still work everyday and watch my Oshi every stream for the most part. Skill issue.

>>62461907
>someone who knows he's not a fan
You don't "know" you're not a fan, you even said yourself that you don't "consider" yourself a fan. Do you "consider" 2+2 to equal 4? No, that is something you KNOW because it's objective.
I don't have to care about your own self assessment though because it is, as you so eloquently put it, subjective.
My subjective self evaluation is that I am a fan because I watch vtubers. I don't really care what you think of that and it's amusing to see you working against the logic you've set out in your own posts now.

>>62462014
I'll take good care of her for you anon

>>62462078
I can't help it. He tries so hard.

>>62461407
I might consider it if they start doing instant.

>>62462016
There's always a shot, anon. Maybe not at some ridiculous lifestyle, but it's not that weird to get it together and start a family in your mid to late 30s. Hell, some guys even pull it off in their 40s.

>>62459675
>less than .5%
What a retard, you need to add the zero at the beginning, or you look like mentally challenged
>0.5%

>>62461407
I only buy grounds. Don't have a grinder and it's kind of dumb to buy one just for phase coffee
also I tried grinding beans in a food processor one time...it did not go well

>>62462016
> If I ever did have a chance at life I wasted it.
Lol, I never even had one. If anything I feel lucky to have made it this far, considering my circumstances.

>>62462087
This is where you're getting hung up. You believe for some reason that you are the one that decides whether you qualify. This is not the case for any fandom, and has never been the case for any fandom. Fans self-regulate. Fans decide collectively who belongs and who doesn't. If your ideas, thoughts, opinions, or behaviors differ wildly from the overwhelming majority of people that have proven themselves over time to belong to the fandom or community of the hobby, then you are outside of the community. Your behavior and opinions very clearly and succinctly place you outside of the fandom. The overwhelming majority of fans of vtubers would not describe your position as near or identical to theirs.

tl;dr: You don't decide. Everyone else does. You can only decide your intent. Everyone else judges your actions. You have been judged to be not a fan.

>>62462147
If you're not doing something demanding like espresso/Turkish grinds, a Baratza (sp?) is like, $80 and will work for a decade with only minimal maintenance. Plus, it opens you up to buying whole bean from a local roaster which can save some money in the long run.

>>62462016
I never had a direction or goal when I was younger. I do now which is great and I'm happier for it. I find it a shame that when I decide to become busy I find other things I want to spend my time on. Hopefully the work I'm putting in now will free up my time to enjoy some other cool things in the future.

>>62460049
Le ruse muse

>>62462147
Idiot. Buy the grinder. A good grinder will last you for a very long time, and you can use it grind many things, including nutmeg, peppercorns, cumin, dry chile, and other things. You save money by doing some work yourself, instead of getting every pre-packaged.

>>62461851
just become a truck driver or something and watch streams while working

>>62462087
>>62462219
This is how I know you two are a pair of redditors. You spun paragraphs upon paragraphs that only amount to "I'm right, ur wrong", even tho the discussion was over thousands of words ago. Just call eachother a fag and move on.

>>62462315
>le fence sitter shitpost
He's desperately defending his ego. I'm correcting his dumb ass. He and I are not the same.

>>62459984
SHE IS TO ME

>>62462219
Why do you think I give a shit about your opinion? Anyone who donates to streamers, watches all of their streams including ones they missed, or orders merch is not a well adjusted human and their opinions do not matter to anyone.

I've decided I am a fan and there is nothing you can do to change that. You cannot remove me from this community, you cannot silence my opinions, you cannot ignore my behavior.

>>62462309
>and you can use it grind many things
Not him but that's gross, bro. I only use my coffee grinder for coffee. Grinding up all kinds of other shit in it would affect the taste of my coffee.

My lovely trad wife

The sad thing is, this is still a better thread than during some streams.

>>62462466
This thread isnt even bad

>>62462445

>>62462421
I don't know about putting cumin and shit like that in there, but you can buy cleaner tablets to clear out your burs.

thread is bad because there isn't a Lumi stream

>>62462516
There's a bunch of tards running a kitchen at work. Fucking bizarre seeing them out in the open like that.

>>62462421
If he's not a coffee drinker, it will still be useful. Obviously, if you only use it for coffee, that's great. I'd still have a second grinder for everything else. A grinder is just a tool, and everybody should have one. And you can clean it up.

>Wake up to find out Lumi cancelled stream
I'm gonna go drown myself in the ocean.

>>62462533
You can disassemble the grinder and wash the individual parts as well.

>my birthday (me Ryan Gosling)
>won't recieve hbd from my oshi
life is not fair

>>62462577
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Anon, living on the coast and shit.

>>62462445
>trad

Shiina should stream from my lap.

>>62462611
Autistically tell them about it live at a con.

>>62462577
>He trusted

>>62462393
>Why do you think I give a shit about your opinion?
You're hemorrhaging sand from your pussy because someone took issue with you acting like a fan of vtubers when you can't seem to stand watching them. They're justified in talking down to you. You're speaking as though you represent them even though you clearly hold them in contempt.
>I've decided I am a fan
Why would you want to be considered a fan if fans do all of the things you just said don't make them well adjusted humans with meaningless opinions? Shouldn't you be doing everything you can to distance yourself from people like that?
>You cannot remove me from this community
I don't need to. You're not a part of it of your own volition.
>you cannot silence my opinions
The fact that you're not engaging with the streams, vtubers, or community means you're already silenced. You're simply not there.
>you cannot ignore my behavior.
Wanna bet?

>>62462658
Wish I was chad enough to leave my house.

>>62462699
Heh thats my post on top based

>>62462699
Holy shit, the effort.

>>62462611
Send at least a $20. Wanting happy birthday song for $5 is cheap as fuck!

>>62462393
>>62462393
>Why do you think I give a shit about your opinion
You've spent the better part of an hour arguing with him. inb4 "i'm just bored lol nigga"

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>>62462611
Autistically tell them about it live at a con.
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Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)16:29:04 No.62462664▶
>>62462577
>He trusted
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>>62462393
>Why do you think I give a shit about your opinion?
You're hemorrhaging sand from your pussy because someone took issue with you acting like a fan of vtubers when you can't seem to stand watching them. They're justified in talking down to you. You're speaking as though you represent them even though you clearly hold them in contempt.
>I've decided I am a fan
Why would you want to be considered a fan if fans do all of the things you just said don't make them well adjusted humans with meaningless opinions? Shouldn't you be doing everything you can to distance yourself from people like that?
>You cannot remove me from this community
I don't need to. You're not a part of it of your own volition.
>you cannot silence my opinions
The fact that you're not engaging with the streams, vtubers, or community means you're already silenced. You're simply not there.
>you cannot ignore my behavior.
Wanna bet?
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Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)16:30:33 No.62462731▶
>>62462658
Wish I was chad enough to leave my house.
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Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)16:30:42 No.62462736▶
>>62462699
Heh thats my post on top based
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Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)16:30:55 No.62462743▶
>>62462699
Holy shit, the effort.
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Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)16:31:03 No.62462749▶
>>62462611
Send at least a $20. Wanting happy birthday song for $5 is cheap as fuck!
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Anonymous 11/12/23(Sun)16:31:05 No.62462750▶
>>62462393
>>62462393
>Why do you think I give a shit about your opinion
You've spent the better part of an hour arguing with him. inb4 "i'm just bored lol nigga"

>>62462731
Befriend crows with bird seed. Cherish the shiny trash they bring you. Establash your corvid dynasty.

Trust status?

>>62462771

kek, what is happening?

>>62462785
Not very high, Lumi.

Lumi doko?

>>62462699
>The fact that you're not engaging with the streams, vtubers, or community means you're already silenced
I have said multiple times now that I watch streams sometimes, just not vods. I am also interacting with the community at this very moment.
>Wanna bet?
Oh so you're hiding a post of mine after you've already read and replied to it? Simply amazing, I have never been ignored this hard before.

>>62462801
/ggg/ stopped biting

Can we get much higher?

>>62462799
not /pcg/

>>62462833
Attending church. Where you should be, you backslider.

>>62462833
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1723595043532095721
Gone

Dorontabi posted some really erotic images. Can I post them here?

Jerry is happy! :D

>>62462771
Anon what did you do?!

>>62462846
Phase Friend Filbert dummy

Lumi please just stream... your streams are the only human interaction I have that isn't over text...

>>62462932
So is Nekrolina :3

Do Gumi's really fall apart after missing one stream or is this a meme?

>>62462421
Not him, but I'd use a cheap, blade grinder for spices and a burr grinder for coffee or pepper. I have a 1-zpresso jx-pro for coffee and got a good deal on a timemore c2 that I use for pepper It's great and goes through pepper better than a peugeot.

Me after watching Pippa.

>>62462358
no, you are masturbating over your own keystrokes. The discussion was over the moment you asserted your correctness and he refused to concede. You should've stopped replying there or just tell him GTFO, instead you dedicated an entire book that hell never read.
Just like I'm not gonna reply to anything you said to this, because I've already explained how I'm right and whether the other person acknowledges that doesn't matter.

>>62463000
trips of truth
thank you, this is what I mean. You can have a cheap blade grinder to grind whatever stuff, and you can have a more expensive grinder for special things, like coffee beans

>>62462999
I almost never miss a Lumi stream, and if I do I generally watch it first thing in the morning while at work. It's not the end of the world to me she's canceled I know I'll see her again soon.

>>62462864
Yeha

>>62463089
what switches do you think Lumi uses

>>62463115
Fucking dweebus nerd ones.

>>62463115
Watch the keeb handcam stream she tells you what she has

>>62463157
I'm not interested in what switches she uses, I want to know what people think she uses.

>>62462992
I saw a clip where she admitted to the craziest female shit, it was hilarious.

>>62463115
Red. Explicitly because they are the most noisy.

>>62463176
There has to be some trick behind answering this. I will not give you a proper answer.

>>62463200
Reds are not the most noisy at all lol, they're linear switches with no click sound.
Blues are probably the loudest of the well known cherry switches but you can go even heavier and louder with things like box jades/navies.

>>62463089
Lumi's Asian?

Fish, you know what you need to do.

>>62463234
>he trusted

>>62462932
She's now Phase enemy, just fuck off.

>>62463246
Why is that?

>>62463263
She viewmogs all phasers combined.

Pippa's been doing a lot of collabs recently. Ratio is almost 1:1 vs her solo streams. But 9.5/10 collabs are with outsiders. Why is that? Why doesn't she do more collabs with phase girls and helps them grow? Should Sakana step in and make her think of the company more, rather than herself?

>>62463236
And people ask me why I look down upon women.

>>62463234
I wish

>>62463246
Proofs?

>>62463236
I fucking puked.

>>62463275
Pippa and Lumi are spamming collabs with indie girls to grow their network because they want to leave phase imminently.

>>62463236
>>62463293
>>62463276
>look down upon women
not the males who actually buy this shit?

>>62463236

>>62463236
Hasn't this been done before, but with other women? I remember it from somewhere, and iirc it was awful.

>>62463236
Wha

>>62463302
>because they want to leave phase imminently.
Next time use a believable rrat

Every corpo needs a blue cunny, don’t they?

>>62463236
Wemi rice mold drink when?

>>62463328
hoi4 lookin ass picture

>>62463236
The only way to beat this would be an anatomically accurate onahole. Get on it fishman.Be it mouth or pussy.

>>62463333
>quad 3s
I MISS MY BLUE CUNNY OSHI UUUUUUUUU

>>62463076
The posts aren't simply for the person I'm responding to. They're for everyone else as well. These aren't private messages. If I feel like humiliating someone I'm going to do it and you're gonna deal with it.

>>62463311
I can forgive them because I know It's teenagers who are looking at this shit.

so have any of the femanons in the thread auditioned yet?

>>62463375
So women doing something easy that makes them a ton of money is bad but horny retards wasting money on trash is fine?

I have information that will lead to the arrest and incrimination of Kaneko Lumi.

>>62463311
Tbf people are probably only buying it for the meme

>>62463106

>>62463403
Well? We're waiting anon.

>>62459984
my oshi is a "special" person if you know what i mean

>>62463275
The focus of Pippa's content changes up every few months. There is really nothing big to it, it has always been like this.

>>62463399
Ioriposter...

>>62462999
I am just a little sad over not being able to watch vods when I want. Catching a stream live and having other factors fall in line to allow me to watch it is not common.

>>62463236
Imagine being the marketing person who has to explain to the chem-e's about this years new product lineup.

>>62463236

>>62463275
At least they've been good collabs

>>62463448
I AM NOT IORI
SHE DOESN'T EVEN POST ON 4CHANNEL.ORG

>>62463402
I have to say yes honestly. I go on twitch, click on the ASMR tab. Laugh at the clown of a gender that is Women. Then go put something else on.

>>62463236
That's disgusting. Why would anyone ever even think of that?
pippa cunny beer when

>>62463403
Incarceration. Not incrimination.

>>62463403
Crazy how that guy hanged himself after shooting himself in the back huh guys?

>>62459481
rude

Don't worry, bros. We can always have Sawa skinwalk a phase talent whenever they don't stream. It'd be like the real thing.

Lumi's dumb little sister is streaming, but she's just watching youtube

>>62463399
Lumi's 16 year old bisexual russian grooming victim chatter should when she turns 18. It is just enough time to tighten up her English skills too.

>>62462771
don't forget to mass reply

>>62463403
>post got deleted

>>62463556
I liked her more when she looked like a vei clone

DESPITE ALL HIS RAGE ANONS STILL JUST A RRAT IN A CAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

>>62463403
>>62463535
>>>/wsg/5335898

>>62463403
Holy shit

>>62463403

>>62463569
Holy based. Imagine Lumi just forcing a Collab on her hahaha...
also, what post did I miss that was deleted?

>>62463403
>Dead
Anon?!

>Lumi isn't streaming because she is busy killing anons

>>62463106

>>62463722
Shes busy feeding our child be patient.

>>62463668
They could teach each other.

>>62463784
where do you think she gets the meat she feeds the child with?

>>62463781
looks like a boy

>>62463816
Willing donations via the brunch club.

>>62463781
HOOOLY FUUUUUCK. I love women so much they are so talented. Thank you women for existing.

jerry cute

>>62463822
those types of girls are the best to impregnate... imagine watching her body slowly turn more feminine no matter how much she hates it...

>>62463781

>>62463236
Didn't some pornstar already try this and it ended up being a massive flop?

>>62463722
>Some anon had the discord dms to prove she was actually grooming her new 16 year old Russian girltoy
>Lumi makes him commit suicide with 2 shots to the back of the head
Holy fuk

>>62463907
My oshi is truly deranged!

>>62463822
Girls that look like boys are the best

Low-key just wana clap Lia's cheeks frfr

>>62463362
Phase has 1, Idol has 1, Holo has 3… Niji has 0 afaik, maybe that’s why they’re failing

Phase needs a qt British girl.

>>62463987
rinmama is truly evil...
>>62463994
Do we need our own crossdresser?

>>62463994
Fuck you.

>>62463956
Prism got the cunny frog.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwHyrJOJ6Ko
what are Lumi's inner thoughts like?

>>62463956
NijiEN doesn't have any real lolis now that I think about it

>>62463994
Do you want another Shondo? Because this is how you get another Shondo.

Most Phase girls seem mentally fine, why do people act like this is the menhera girl company?

>>62463569
Haha imagine
I wish that was me

>>62464066
Closest they've got is Maria. No wonder they're so shit.

Kill dead hours with the help of Phase Friend Rurumi and her frist time trying ASMR
https://www.twitch.tv/rurumi

I should act more mentally ill and schizophrenic on the internet for fun.

>>62464078
Yes

>>62464059
it makes me happy to hear about them suffering.

>>62463994
Fishman should poach this bunny.

>>62464091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK1HSFaIBSk
Lumi is not fine.

>>62464103
That is cheating, I would never

>>62464106
You joke but this is Shiinas mentality.

>>62464078
Yes?

God I wish I was a 16 year old russian girl so I could be groomed by Lumi

>>62464180
Same wtf...

>>62464127
Pls, I've already masturbated enough today, Neppy is too much.

>>62464257

>>62464041
Yeah!
>>62464066
Doomed branch

>>62464302
tits too big

>>62464302
stop jerking off to pictures of your little sister!

>>62464257
Neppy is not for lewd

>>62464180
Why do you keep posting this?

>>62464352
AGP is a hell of a drug.

>>62464302
YEAH LETS GOOOOO
RIP OFF THE PIPPANTIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4B3aRQ0qts

>>62464302
AI is getting really good.

>>62463311
that goes without saying anon.

>>62464302
Make those panties shiny and we have a deal.

>>62464302
and the cunny hair?

>>62464343
She lewds herself.

Stop being coomers, pippa doesn't like it