/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

41 days until Mio confesses her lust for ME

I miss my boyfriend.

>Meru karaoke
https://youtu.be/GjGiQgnwRN8
>Mio chatting
https://youtu.be/5xnGZohwYsE

Meru Love!

she knows exactly what she's doing

Squeezable and milkable

thinking about char's tummy

>>62418619
Yes, but she's very good at it.

Mio is a FEMCEL and should HAVE SEX (with me)

The fag was shitting up the comments in her last stream too lmfao. Just ban him

>>62418711
i made this post

my mom is getting off to the idea of hundreds of 30 year old men cumming on their pillow with her face on it

>>62418767
fuck off rulecuck

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>62418798
neck yourself nigger

>>62418787
what a lewd woman
indecent, even

>>62418711
who would be yoru in this scenario?

>>62418827
take it easy rulecuck bitch. bitch. bitch rulecuck.

I don't know how much 350 MYR is but I'm supporting Amiya!

>>62418619
>>62418631
>>62418676
Powerful zord today

Mio gets the most retarded greyniggers, it's baffling

Hi, I hope you had a fantastic time today and have some time to relax this weekend. I love my spidermomma everyday. I'm so proud of her making it so far and I'm looking forward to another year of having my insides crushed with her fists. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>62418896
around seventy five united states dollars

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1723508276128542983
Ami loves me!

Why are you all so socially uncomfortable?

beerpals are trying to cuck Mio so bad

>>62418896
365.95 Brazilian Real, anon.

Mio has never been complimented at all, damn...

>>62418973
Wait... this is not how you get money...

I think this is the first Mio stream that has had rewind turned on in, what, a year maybe?

>>62419121
I can rectify this...

>>62419386
literally last stream

Meru is having a good time and that makes me happy

>>62419521
NTA but I caught the tail end of that one live and rewind definitely wasn't on

>Male brain can't comprehend female brain
>Female brain can't comprehend male brain
Many such cases

This conversation topic is making me feel old and sad

This is the Mio I like.

What the fuck is this stream? This is so fucking depressing

>>62420239
Wallow in the melancholy with us, anon.

Beerpals who have had close interactions with women disgust me. You were all normalfags all along.

>>62420410
I've kissed a girl before.

It's odd to read these threads and not watch Mio. Every stream is "wow this is so sad" over and over.

>>62420504
which streams have you been watching?

>>62420504
It's done a great job convincing me to never watch her, I can't handle constant menhera types

>>62420496
Same, if cousins count

Nobody is into stinky coochies outside of porn. Anyone who says otherwise is a virgin.

>>62420239
this nigga has never romanticized his isolation and depression before

>>62420504
This stream isn't actually sad at all, the topic just elicits a very weird and specific kind of feeling. She's perfectly cheery right now.

>>62420653
Patently false

>>62420696
he literally said he's a just a threadreader, anon.

>>62420641
holy based

>>62420653
if you don't want to shove your face into a fat, sweaty, hag pussy then you are gay, i don't know what else to tell you

>>62420641
Why are Sheeple like this?

We get it Mio you've gotten dicked "platonically" before

>>62420562
Meru. I get enough menhera content I don't feel the need to add Mio in there.

DIET HATE

>accidentally sent out a going live tweet
>felt obliged to start early since because of the early post
https://www.twitch.tv/tsukimibdohrnii
tbd Ace Combat 3

>All the this stream have been about missing someone, being gone, or getting over something.
This would be much funnier without the announcement at the start.

beerpal cope rn

Meru is so precious. I want to spend an entire afternoon hugging her.

>>62420791
me

>I learned that relationships suck in high school, so we're free and winning!
>Our wallets are fatter than our friends who aren't single, so that just means more sushi for me!
But I would feed you my sushi, Mio...

I think Mio would enjoy watching hoe_math

>>62421077
We all knew it was coming anyway, just gotta appreciate the time that's left

lisa is trying to guerilla but having internet hort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBpyh_jfoDU

>>62421403
>Meru, Mio and Lisa guerrillas one after another
What is happening today

>I don't think Mamalesta wants to date a Beerpal
IT'S OVER

>>62421218
I'm not a beerpal so I can say... damn... need a fat and non single lady in my life...

>>62421620
Mamalesta and Papafuji are the chosen pairing.

>>62421620
what am i even doing here?

>I think she might be an architect

What the fuck mamalesta

>Mamalesta was into Papalesta because he was a bit chubby
>"I think she might be an architect"

damn, i'm always surprised at how much Mio hates her dad

Where the fuck are all these normalfag beerpals coming from?

[Good news]
Lisa has eaten

I swear to god Lisa's diet is 50% cheese

I'M IN HEAVEN

>>62422041
Stop noticing things.

>>62422041
Girl diet

>>62421915
One of them is one of them is female

Papalesta is STILL guilt tripping her

>>62421876
If my dad was that much of a piece of shit I'd hate him too

>>62422212
He's like a beerpal or something.

>>62422041
So Lisa is indeed White?

>Sum up this last year of streaming in one word?
>"Enlightening".

>>62422312
Too real...

>>62422369
Halfing

Lisa just high-fived me, later virgins

Is Meru "Aishite aishite aishite" or "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" today?

I want to give my little sheep sister a spoonful of cough syrup...

>>62422687
>doesn't have second breakfast, elevenses or a luncheon
>in fact barely even has breakfast
She's not a halfling, she's on the Victorian orphan grindset

luv u mio <3

this stream was very awkward

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Meru news]

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>A whole two-storey cheese... what the heck...

>open Lisa stream
>ipad baby cough
>SNIFF
>keep stream open

MAKES THE BOYS GO LOCO

[Meru News]
She's Fergielicious

>if I'm feeling needy I'll do another stream
Wait a minute, this isn't GFE, I'm her BFE!

>>62423841
Exprimible y capaz de ser ordeñada

>>62424037
just say ordeñable you verbose pendejo

I want to shove pepero sticks up Haewon's butt until she cries

Lisa attempting to choke me out with her tiny hands...

>Meru finding overly sad, edgy songs to be silly and laughing about them instead of relating to them

This sheep is being particularly bratty today

today will be a good day

>>62421077
>without the announcement at the start
what announcement? I missed the beginning

>>62424990
watch streams

>>62424990
She is going on the classic "indefinite hiatus" starting on her 3rd anniversary.
Also quite possibly using her Meruru account into an IRL vlog content in 2024.

>>62424990
anon...

>>62425047
oh I thought that post was about Mio's stream

>>62425047
architects like spoonfeeding i suppose

/tsunx/ is good for the sad girls for that schadenfreude

>>62425230
>le sekret noledge
>From a girl who leaks literally everything

>>62425338
we love our broken women, don't we folks?

Ami got hit for playing her Mario Paint Cruel Angel's Thesis.

>I'm gonna chew off your fingers like baby carrots

>>62425497
We sure do but I'm gonna have to disagree with that anon about schadenfreude

>>62425607
chumbud...

I wanna fill Mio with my cum

>>62425338
I don't believe the sad girl act for one second. Women can't be lonely and miserable the same way men are.

>>62425607
Oh I am laughing

>>62425607
Gura why are you posting here? Go stream ffs

>>62425722
I want to fill her womb with seed, her belly with food, and her heart with love

>>62425862
I wanna fill her womb with cum, her belly with cum, and her heart with cum

Lisa would make a great ojou

So according to Yuuna, Viet parents often try to sell off their kids when they can't find a partner.
How much to buy Ember?

CAM ON LATEWON
START THE FACKING COLLAB

M E R U
L O V E

>>62426095
you'd have to buy Dizzy too, but I don't know if you have enough cows and goats to pay for Ember's feed.

welp

>>62426095
>How much to buy Ember?

[Shocking news]
Lisa is hungry

damn, meru is graduating huh? damn.. im sad

>>62425607
chumbud...

>Trying to make a merch line out of an inactive IP
Oh Meru, she thinks she's Hasbro!

>>62426238
she never streamed anyways

Haewon collab and I'm gonna keep it a buck, not gonna find all the other names or POVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DumyxAolkro

Haewon cooking collab
https://youtu.be/DumyxAolkro

which general(s) do you think will be knocking at our door when it happens?

>>62426359
wydm, she's had multiple streams every week for a few months, regardless i always enjoy whenever i can catch her

Haewon's big autistic boobs

Meru probably isn't reincarnating is she?

>>62426424
Don't get baited

Meru is going to NijisanjiEN.
She'll be debuting as Tissue Handkerchief in April.

>>62426424
in between months of breaks

>skrunkler shows up on screen
>stream dies

not even worth including more of the image

>>62426238
Didn't Purin graduate?
And she still guerillas all the time.

Meru's the first chuuba I actually gave a shit about, I'm legit bummed that she's on her way out

>Meru only feels at peace with her vtuber journey by killing her vtuber.

>>62426763
Is that surprising?

>>62426528
>I don't think I will come back as a vtuber for quite a long time.
Well there it is.

>>62426606
>Tissue Handkerchief
kek

https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1723501919623160023?s=20

Ami wants buckos to have a homoerotic shirtless beach volleyball scene while using her plushie as the ball

>I will be myself more than ever!
The Tsunderia to e-thot pipeline claims yet another.

>>62426763
Not even that, she seemed like she was trying to say she's not at peace despite that. Not even given the satisfaction of a meaningful ending.

>>62426528
Man I hope, but I'm not counting on it. She talked about declining offers from Phase, I'm holding out for the 2% chance that she'll reincarnate there

>>62427040
Oh she'll be getting 2% alright.

>still talking about the mistakes she made when she first debuted
No one cares about that except you, Meru. It's ancient history.

>>62426967
Better a happy whore than the alternative desu

>>62427177
True. Shame we won't be able to talk about her on this board without getting banned, however.

Meru is graduating I'm sad bros.

>>62426763
You guys are overthinking this.
Meru is NEVER happy with herself, so she'll be unhappy that she quit vTubing within a month, and then she'll be back in a few months.

I hope her the best, but this is extremely predictable.

>>62427177
oh shit, I need to listen to the follow up to the twins RP

>>62427302
If her past is anything to go by, she'll draw and rig up a model for herself and start a new account.
Especially when she realizes that she now has zero income.

>>62427177
It's funny because Haewon actually became less of an e-thot

>>62426528
>>62426848
>>62427040
Remember anons, the more certain it seems that a vtuber won't reincarnate, the more certain it is that she will reincarnate.

https://twitter.com/phase_shop/status/1723540118269817185
Ember/Dizzy/Jelly onaholes delayed.

>>62427687

The happiest I've ever heard Meru is her telling us she's leaving us.

>>62427780
Damn man

>>62427764
Anon she streamed a month ago

Meru...

>>62424300
same but replace pepero sticks with my tongue

preview of meru graduation

>>62427780
Now she said she hates Meru, in full reverb.
Jesus christ, maybe quitting really is the right choice.

Meru has been saying "I'm just ready for the next step" since early last year.

So Meru is graduating because she hates her vtuber persona?

>>62428051
I can still save her... right?

remember: nothing bad happens if you don't spoonfeed.

>>62428364
And that she wants to be loved for her and not for Meru. So she can do IRL content.
That post about these girls seeing their vtuber as competition was right.

I feel like I've watched this stream before.

damn, she really is a bit dumb. I hope she will be happy doing the next thing and won't stress so much. stress exhaustion is no fun. learning how to accept failure is also important.

I still love meru.

>I hate Meru and need to get rid of her!
>I love Meru and want to keep being Meru!

go study something a get a real job
streaming will only cause suffering for meru's type

Seems kind of weird that she's planning on dropping merch when she's graduating.

meru is transitioning ...

meru wants me to fill her with my energy

>>62428911
Almost as if she hasn't thought anything through and makes decisions entirely on her emotional state at the time.

One year

>You said you would be here for a long time not that long ago, thats what is most surprising
brutal

>>62426373
this is my wife !

tfw missed the beginning and could have missed the end if I had decided to go grocery shopping, making it a comfy karaoke

So she's got a sugar daddy BF, right? No stream income, quit her job a while ago, lives alone and pays for an apartment herself (maybe), no plans to do any content creation for a few months.

>>62429555
I'm going to fuck your wife

>>62429783
>sugar daddy BF, righ
yea me

>>62429414
yup

>maybe I'll do a gorrila once in a while
...and there it is. Anyone who thinks this is the end of Meru as a character clearly hasn't been a postmate from the beginning.

Reminder: Orla delays her next stream every time you bite bait.

>>62429783
bf lol

>>62429783
She also talks about never letting anyone come to her home. She's clearly getting income from somewhere though.

Another one I couldn't save.

>>62429783
i'm more inclined to believe her parents are rich and just pay her rent

>>62429951
She said half of her family is rich and the other half isn't. She said she's on the side of the family that isn't rich.

Reminder: Self-important "anti-bait" posts do nothing to increase the quality of the thread and actually just make it worse.

Appetizing...

>>62429899
Figured there was a reason she switched to only streaming during normal office hours and never on the weekends.
Hubby must be out on the town tonight.

Reminder: Meru lust posts do nothing but increase the quality of the thread and actually make baiters upset

What's with the cuckposting? Do better

Meru is pregnant

>>62430150
Yeah, with me

>>62430189
see you in 8-9 months baby anon

>>62425047
I blame this anon for lighting the beacon for threadshitters.

>>62430141
This is so cute...

>>62430189
Son, wtf?! How the hell are you posting from there?!

indefinite hiatus is the conscious uncoupling of vtubing

>>62430189
I fathered this post.

shes fucking melting down

>>62429804
no !! please donate food to her though

>>62430150
>Constant moodswings, upset sleeping, specific cravings, and randomly sick.
You might be on to something.

>I don't know where Ms. Hanababy is but um, she's out there!

this thread still sucks a year later good job niggers

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO FUCKING USELESS

>>62430451
a 2 years pregnancy?

>>62430507
yeah but i'm still gonna UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>62430573
its happened before

>>62430573
exit

>>62430567

why?

>>62427177
Does haewon actually go into the coom territory? I've never bothered checking her out

>>62430641
>pregnancy, hiatus, pregnancy, hiatus
true true

>I feel guilty, I don't wanna lie-I mean I'm not lying...but I just don't want to hide things
wdsmbt?

>>62430942
She doesn't want to reveal that I got her pregnant immediately after the little sister bee ASMR a few months ago.

>>62430942
welcome to the vtuber girlfriend experience anon

Look at the coffin with golden handles
Isn't it grand boys to be bloody well dead?

>a… i wish i got to see you longer today
>i’ll have a waiting room for tonight
More Mio tomorrow

Mio's forcing me to watch anime again...

meru nuked the vod of course and i wasn't home to see the stream live. haha... ha... qrd?

>>62430573
could have just had 1 baby after the other

>>62432293
>Doesn't watch streams
>Can't even read the thread

>>62432293
Scroll up and read.

>>62432395
read what? vagueposts? people never actually discuss anything in these threads

Meru is still one of the most menhera vtubers I've seen.
And not in the fun way like Mio

Guess I'll call it early & check in tomorrow. Goodnight /tsunx/.

>a certain someone may be having emotions about the incident
Chuuba...

Is it weird that the Ami plushy kind of turns me on? There's just something about how it looks at me

>>62432886
you should fuck it

>>62432293
>Meru graduates in one month, asked to not public talk it much until it happens
>Meru will not vtube again for some years minimum, burned out, does not discards collabs or guerrillas but after some lengthy time
>Meru hates meru the vtuber and generally feels low energy with streaming
>Meru loves meru the real person and also meru the character, so she will continue her accounts
>She will post more irl content going forward, and has many plans including traveling that she wants to share about later, she is working in a secret project, too
>Meru feels very happy and proud to kill Meru the vtuber
>She also mentioned this should improve things with some friends since they felt some competition for being vtubers too
>Said sorry to everyone she dissapointed as a streamer and thanked everyone supporting her new plans

Meru is like a 2 views...... who see her at competition lol

>>62432886
and there it is the first anon who will put a fleshlight in the ami doll. if you do be sure to post a pic of it to the lewd tag

>>62433145
Keep up those English lessons, SEAperson.

>>62433015
thanks! i appreciate it. i hope things go well for her

>>62433015
>they felt some competition for being vtubers too
sounds like shitty friends

>>62432886
she didn't make the top of the twintails two thick handles for no reason

Jwu
Is the tsum anniversary stream mio was invited happening now or i missed that too?

>>62433580
Meru said she's hoping to make something work out, so I wouldn't count it out.

>>62433647
Need yuuna to wrangling these menheras...

>>62433737
Yuuna struggles with just one cat and not even a menhera one

>>62433737
Makes me wonder if Dizzy didn't start out the way she is.

>>62432886
She tweets about her plushie saying
>You wouldn't use her like a volleyball right?
And all I can think of is the KILL JELLY gif

Which girls give the most skillful handjobs, and which ones the clumsiest?

>>62436044
Ami's the best handjobs are the best cause she uses her mouth instead

Shima deepthroat

>>62434921
I wonder if we'll get an updated Jelly plush at some point

>>62436044
Ember best because she'll treat it like shaking a ketchup bottle. Jelly worst because Jelly

>>62436044
>skillful
drunk mio
>clumsiest
sober mio

I love you Dizzy! Take care

>>62436044
I don't like lewding the cute spidor but the posts about Ami using her spider legs to jerk you off while she works is a very good scenario if that counts

>>62438070
>Ami suddenly needs to pee
>Suddenly stops jerking you, sticks you to the wall with her web to make sure you don't run
>Comes back and gets back to work on you, but doesn't pull you down

purin...

You know the maro is sappy when you end up crying even before you're done writing it

>>62439091
i usually delete those. sap is good but i also dont wanna bring my oshi's mood down due to me

>>62439164
I only send happy sap. I just get too proud of her and thankful for the times a stream lifted my mood and stuff.

>>62439091
>>62439164
>"men" in 2023
pathetic

>>62439572
sorry she's not enjoying your tributes bro I pray your dick gets bigger someday
I can help you out with that, maybe I'll be a true man like you that way

Tucked into the Ami belly for a relaxing night of Ami smeel and spidermom dreams...

>>62433145
Hello ESL king

>>62439856
You're so poetic, I wish I could write goodnight posts like you

>>62440029
We need an Amithology containing all her ritual posters. The contrast between tucked anon and punching bag anon would be a hit!

>>62432293
here's an archive
https://gofile.io/d/dkmVdC

>>62436044
I think Lisa would fail to do a proper handjob, and she'd probably get startled when I cum

>>62440408
Lisa would totally be the "yank it like she's trying to pull it off" type.

>>62440476
Lisa would think that it's like milking a cow

>>62440563
I can hear her saying "They said shake it like a soda can!"

>>62440563
Imagine the screams once she realizes that's not milk

>>62438070
Wouldn't that technically count as a footjob

>>62433015
>She also mentioned this should improve things with some friends since they felt some competition for being vtubers too
Meru needs new friends.

>>62440831
100% this is a Meru brainworm thing. Unless all vtubers are really catty bitches who seek to one-up each other off stream.

>>62440342
Do you mind giving me the yt-dlp command? I heard .info has ip in it how do I hide mine?

>>62440920
>Unless all vtubers are really catty bitches who seek to one-up each other off stream.
This wouldn't surprise me since that's how women act in real life too.

i love my girlfriend and she loves me!

i love my girlfriend but she does not love me!

the hags are being cute

>>62442438
I think these two should just collab again already

>>62442438
They're both so cute, I love em. Also jesus Ami's merch is nice, but that 40$ shipping...

>>62441019
>I heard .info has ip in it
hmm, so it does. if you're concerned about that, you could just delete every line that contains "manifest"
for example:
jq . FILE.info.json | grep -v "manifest" > SANITIZED.info.json


this is my yt-dlp metadata download config. it's what i use for active streams
# Version 3.5.0

# Don't overwrite if it's already downloaded.
--no-overwrites
# Don't continue partial files.
--no-continue

# Extra info
## Metadata
--write-description
--write-info-json
## Thumbnail
--write-thumbnail
## Comments
--write-comments
## Subs. Ignore chat
--sub-langs all,-live_chat,-rechat
--write-subs

# Don't download the video
--skip-download

# Ignore stream not live errors
--ignore-no-formats-error

# Output
--output "(%(release_date>%Y-%m-%d)s) %(title)s - %(uploader)s [%(id)s]/(%(release_date>%Y-%m-%d)s) %(uploader)s - %(title)s [%(id)s].%(ext)s"

>>62442787
Much appreciated!

https://twitter.com/Sleepy_Proj/status/1723562924801679808
Sleepy cute
Also captcha vindicates her decision (and mine)

>>62421620
Good thing I'm not a beerpal. I'll take care of her.

Animechi Hanabi is YEETING fr fr, absolutely NOT BUSSIN' and VERY SUS

I am so obsessed by Mio

>>62446103
She's literally me fr fr

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>62442638
Fatal Frame eventually...

Jerry...
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1723678975229370730

>>62441126
Meruru was there to witness some of the small corpo/indie circle imploded and turn against each other in matter of days. She probably has paranoia about it herself and not sure who to really trust and depend on within the scene.

>>62451615
A little princess denied her gummy candies...

New thread
>>62453717
>>62453717
>>62453717