/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss the I miss my boyfriend poster

I miss my boyfriend.

Squeezable and milkable

>>62348297
>>62348302
Good omen

42 days until Mio confesses her lust for ME

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>62348480
Hello

What the scallop? Is that THE Chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikafuji Liiiiiiiiiiiisa celebrating her 2 year anniversary???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFedE3_PNX4

Covering my genitals in various sauces that I know Ami will be incapable of not licking off
Is there a high probability she'll bite? Of course
But I am willing to take those risks

>>62348808
>i am 2 yippeee
ZAMN!

Lisa is 2 years old now.
Why are you crying?

i love my girlfriend and she loves me!

LISA IS LIVE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Hi guys! I'm two years old!

Sickly sheep coughs... cracking voice... urge to baby is rising...

[Good news]
Lisa is eating

Lisa has been kind enough to bestow upon us ONE (1) new braincell to share, what are we doing with it?

With my newly granted brain cell I suddenly feel incredibly ashamed about the thoughts I have about my little sheep sisters body

>Dump soup

You can still feel Lisa's barely-withheld hate for what Tsunderia became when she talks about it

thinking lewd thoughts about my spider mohter....

When was the last music review anyway?

>Oh my god, I'm like Wojak!
Words I never thought I'd hear Lisa say

Good day, I hope you had a fun Friday today. I love my dorky spidermum and the many ways she inflicts me with brutal physical injures. I'm Ami's punching bag

[Sad news]
Lisa got demeatballed

Shima status?

>>62351215
Honk shoo, perhaps even honk mimimimimi

>>62351298
>gimme 10 mins i want to sloeep more
aka IT'S OVER

mio…

>Why am I frikkin small!?
>Make me BIGGER.

Cute squilkers!

If you look very carefully you can just about see the Lisa meatball

Mio...

I must sleep now /tsunX/, please take care of my two year old

biblically accurate liser

>>62352454
The Angel of Chuuni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re-a-bv41ig
Haewon on the telly

SHIMA PLEASE STREAM OR ELSE I'M GONNA POOP AND PEE MY PANTS

https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/r1whWpO2

don't forget ami kudoboard
>don't forget ami kudoboard
don't forget ami kudoboard
>don't forget ami kudoboard

SHIMA'S FINALLY LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6t_CMExICU

2 years old, accomplished so much and had a lot of fun, proud of this sheep! Lisa love!

lotb anon did you see this? >>62315869

>Lisa standing up for herself
Good, good sheep

>>62353582
Thanks for the reminder anon

I misread Purin's tweet and thought she was about to stream

>missed lisa's whole stream because i was busy
was it good?
did she have fun?

New sexy spidercat

My girlfriend is live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYpAshGUH_k

>>62359268
a cat is more than fine

And then beerpals wonder why Mio is scared of them

>>62360034
im legit curious about that other channel but it might be for the best to not know

Beerpals visiting doxxsites...

Mio getting NTR'd live on stream

I heard Mio's heart shattering live right now...

Beerpals are so clueless wow

>It's good to have a back up, I suppose...
Mio...

>I wanna say rely on me, but also don't rely on me, I don't know what will happen

I can't watch any more of that.

Mio...

another one to the "don't act too parasocial" list

Good for him for being honest, bad on chat for dragging it out

>>62361777
He didn't need to bring it up out of nowhere

i just got home, mio seems down tonight

>Mio drinking
oh no

Beerpals don't deserve mio

>>62363320
indeed we dont, she is way too sweet, a very good girl overall living a shitty situation that she does not deserve

>unarchived

Better start archiving it

Did Mio look at her yt stat on stream??
Who were the most watched alternative vtubers for beerpal?

>>62363681
Why don't you ask her?

>>62353582
Wait, is this for tomorrow's anniversary party or for her birthday?

>>62363681
I wasn't paying attention just now but a few days ago she revealed beerpals are 95-97% male and that's it

>>62364152

she already sounds completely wasted

What would ember think of me if I listen to that asmr on repeat everyday for hours and hours on end?

Dizzy mentioned

Its time for Mio to eat sweets

>>62353582
"Vtuber reads 1/4th of a Kudoboard for two hours" are the worst streams so I'll let others fill it up.

>>62364365
Yeah just wanted to be sure because a lot of people are writting anniversary messages

>>62365671
Which is it? Is it both? I can't tell

>guy with gf says he can't get enough of mio
Low

>no kiss for the cheater
lol

>>62365711
Her anniversary was 4 days ago on the 7th, so it's kind of both we're celebrating, I think it's her actual birthday as well so she's calling it that but I don't know

MIO FUCKING BLUESCREENED

MIO IS KILL

That was terrifying.

https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna
Yuuna is planting her seed.

She's pissed at the guy who got a gf kek

Why does every beerpals that gets a gf just taunt mio with it when they can

>>62366386
What if they keep it ti themselves and she finds out on her own?

>>62366543
It's one thing to tell her but don't tease her about it, it makes her sad

>>62366543
The dude flaunted it like 4 times this stream

>>62366386
Normalfags are pieces of shit, more news at 11

how do i mate with mio
it's very important that i do this

>>62367064
Offer her freedom from Korea and its society. Or at least be rich and save her from Papacelesta

>>62367154
i have money and property but i live in the middle of the woods and there's no metropolitan city within 2 hours.
what are my chances?

>>62366543
She is not going to give a fuck if you don't bring it on stream

What the fuck is wrong with korean beerpals?

>>62367702
What the fuck is wrong with beerpals?

>>62366221
Now suffering learning Picross.

>>62367851
won't that bread get soggy from titty sweat?

>she blocked him
Based

Mio????

Dizzy! I love you!

>>62367851
>Doesn't understand Minesweeper
>Gets the hang of Picross in minutes.

how does yuuna fit that baguette between her massive tits?

>>62367523
>I snoop around too much
>I know too much

Mio is dangerous when she is drunk.

Mio KNOWS who your oshis are

Sorry Ami but i think i better not post anything on the kudoboard now

>If you arent sending me superchats about how much you want to breed me then do you really love me?
I guess I dont love Mio enough to send that in curiouscat form...

>>62369692
There's gotta be money attached.
She ain't a free working girl.

>Tonya motorboating chocolate all over Yuuna's tits
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

Thanks Mio. I almost upgraded my membership.

who is calling mio a dumb whore on CC

>>62369951
Me

>>62369951
Me

>>62369951
Me

Some beerpals are alright

Now she needs to eat

>>62369951
Not me.
Mio got way too easy to bully. It isn't even fun anymore.

>>62369951
can I still send her tributes?
fun fact: she's the first person I ever sent a tribute to (last year around the lewd account CC arc)

she found my main piece

Mio's doomer arc never ends. One might even say its just begun[ spoiler]please no[/spoiler]

So all of this talk and she's never masturbated on stream...

>>62370922
one day she'll break and become a lewdtuber

>>62370966
doing sexy stuff for (you) is just the ultimate GFE.
fuck she's seen my cock multiple times already, it's only fair

Now this is the Mio I fell in love with

>randomly starts crying

she's doing the same thing that she did to her father to us, saying that none of it is our fault

Mio...

>>62371189
So, lying?

We know for a fact this isn't getting archived now

MIO I LOVE YOU

She's like the highest difficulty girl of dating sims.

I love my menhera GF so much

>>62371004
I wish my oshi asked me to send her my dick

>>62371448
just oshi mio

Sending Mio my tributes to other girls!

Mio...

the idol girls stole so many of mio's beerpals it isn't even funny anymore

i went to make noodles and what has happened

Is this close to what a real girlfriend is like?

>>62371480
I'm too much of a poorfag for her I can't save her from papalesta

>>62371800
literally who did they steal? I watch both and never notice beerpals in their streams (other than rabbit like one time in yuko's karaoke a long time ago)

>>62371800
is this really why she's crying. i doubt it

Mio may be a menhera, but I love her and her sincerity.

>>62371929
NTA but nuke and prokr have been with the gen 2 girls

Mio will actually die today

>>62372066
So it isn't Mio who keeps a spreadsheet, but menhera beerpals.

>>62371914
All that's left is to hear her masturbating.

>>62372066
if they have then I never noticed them.
maybe my perception of chat isn't that great though

>>62372066
and how do you know all this?

She's not refunding these donos, right?

>>62372059
menhera girls are the best and I love her more for it

>>62372066
Fake and gay

I am glad I am on no ones radar.

I don't think I've ever understood what's REALLY going on in a Mio stream. It's like I don't have the cypher key.

>>62372281
Send SCs, the 30% sucks but she can't refund those

mio is my girlfriend, but i don't think she can be my wife

>>62372340
well seeing as you made a cryptography analogy, im assuming you have autism and that doesn't help

I she about to doxx people?

>>62372423
please me please me please me

>>62372423
God I wish

>>62372423
We're probably two streams away from her posting a list of "cheaters" with their usernames matched up to real names and addresses from merch sales.

>>62372501
that would be kino of the highest order, and deserved

I thought this was just gonna be a chill zatsu

>>62372501
That would be so funny

>>62372423
god I wish that was me

every time mio gets sad i have to mute the stream and get up and walk around and drink more whiskey
it's not good for my health.

>>62372587
Weak, just double down on the drinks and take it like a man

just got home, how smashed is my girlfriend

The one thing I hated about Mio's crying is that I inexplicably got a boner from it. I want to believe it was a vanilla love boner and something else.

I feel so useless there is nothing I can do for Mio.

I'm confused, is she crying over whores or is she crying over father shit?

>>62372803
yes

>>62372803
over whiskey

>>62372803
just a lot going on (mostly the shitty family situation)

I love Mio so much it's getting unhealthy but I'm not stopping so might as well go all in

>>62372501
More fitting would be a Stalin/Hussein-style "I have a list of traitors, they are all in this room"

Mio needs to be more drunk for this

>>62372587
pathetic. the vapors from mio's sad drinking would be enough to knock you on your ass

>>62373280
mio has alcoholism and i do not

it's been a while since I saw Mio like this, I think last time I heard her cry was on the members' come back stream

>>62348943
That's not how punching bags work....

Mio should take a page from Lisa and Pippa's playbook and suicidebait for donos.

Sober Mio will love watching this vod

>>62373552
when the fuck did lisa ever do that?
I know pippa has multiple times

>>62373570
don't reply to extremely obvious bait just because you're drunk

go back

>If I drink today, there's a chance that this will happen
Mio...

>>62373622
>>62373629
>i was very hopeless and i was planning to do something very stupid and very permanent and then i didn't
i genuinely don't know how else i was supposed to interpret that

>>62373983
get a tattoo?

>>62373983
NOT as bait for donos?

i can't watch mio be this sad, i gotta do something else

>>62374323
weak

>I'm a little too dependent now
Well, it feels nice knowing that Mio loves her fans as much as her fans love her.

>>62374323
Soldier on beerpal, love and support your gf

>>62374466
>now
when has she NOT been dependent?

I want to say something to Mio but idk what it is. My failure with 3D women is apparently the same as my failure with 2D women

>I don't use Discord

mio is really the queen of getting one-guy'd

>>62374568
>mio is really the queen
based

PLEASE do asmr mio.. that sounds nice right now

>>62374568
>mio is really the queen
hell yeah beerpal

to no one's surprise she got drunk, then horny and now is getting her ASMR mic, because that never happens

>>62374873
my girlfriend will be tonguing my ears tonight as usual

The Discord groomers seething in chat was a nice touch between all the crying Mio moments.

>>62374873
Yea the sad has passed and now we're entering horny

im so glad to be alive

I love her so much

I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND MIO

Being an irregular lurker in Mio's streams feels like I'm always intruding on something

>>62375168
I just feel like a whore, I have a feeling she sees me in other girl's chats..

>>62375168
it's fine to me, i'm into voyeurism and mio doesn't know i exist

Why are these greys so fucking retarded?

>>62375392
UHHH..... WTF IS THIS SHIT ASMR CRINGE UHH YEAH IMA HEAD OUT FUCK THIS SHIT

i forgot to anti Anemichi Hanabi today but at least i'll let you know i did

mio needs to be fed

>>62375168
GFE is like that

i can't understand whispering so whenever asmr happens i just get confused

>>62375742
turn the volume up grandpa

>>62375742
looks like you need Mio's earphone recommendations

>>62375742
I just can't hear her over the rain, it's so loud

>>62375453
>>62375168
Honestly, it is off-putting without the emotional connection.
If I found Mio during this rather than a zatsu/gaming/singing stream, I might have dropped her thinking she's just another coomer baiting whore.

>>62376074
which is why ASMR should always just be kept to member's only

I feel sorry for any beerpals who weren't in this stream reading the thread later

This is ASMR equivalent of drunk sloppy blowjob
RIP my ears

That was a good one.

>>62376184
the ASMR equivalent of drunk sloppy blowjob would be if she grabbed a banana or popsicle

>>62375168
Same, it always seems like you're catching her in a very intimate moment. She's not even my oshi, so it feels really dirty, yet I still come by because I want to check on her

does mio do asmr for the journeyman beerpals?

>I'll not let myself be manipulated and gaslit
do you really believe it?

>>62376343
Join journeyman beerpal then.
She said she'd crush as a lewdtuber and I believe her. She's got the right mix of neediness, perversion, perfectiomism, and audio autism. Most of them are grifting ethots who're just dumb whores doing it without any care for their craft.

>5 hours
>She's drinking
Christ. I don't think I want to know what I missed judging by these posts whilst scrolling down.

>>62377375
It's also getting unarchived

>>62377144
I believe she'll try at least

>>62377389
So the usual shit. Got it.

I hate how infatuated I am with Miori. I know full well this is the kind of woman who will ruin my life. I am irredeemably attracted to menheras

>>62377323
>lewdtuber
It's not a "lewdtuber" if your GF wants to have sex with you, that's just normal

>>62377514
I just wanna plap her into a sopping mess

Good thing the only other girl I watch is someone Mio isn't really friends with so she'll never be in chat, I hope

>>62377699
All it takes is one beerpal to report back to Mio, anon

>>62377699
I only ever flirt with my kamioshi in her paypalled streams so I'm safe

I stopped watching other chuubas after I found Mio, including the girl that dragged me down this rabbit hole and I was a member for like 2 years

I stopped worshipping Korone after being introduced to Mio

>>62377699
>Mio isn't really friends with
mio is just about the most well-connected EN vtuber out there. I wouldn't feel as safe as you do even with a high 1view

Sometimes I find drunk Mio adorable. Other times I find her incredibly annoying. I hope all of this drinking is worth it.

I stopped masturbating after I found Mio

I started masturbating twice as much after I found Mio

>>62377978
can't masturbate to Mio with all her lewds?

>>62378085
I just have sex with her so need to masturbate

>>62378096
no need*

I masturbate to deprive Mio of sex.

>>62377323
I can't see her ever actually doing that, even if she really wants to (she does).
She's too conscious about what others think of her, and antis will take it as another thing to harass her over, just like what happened around october last year.

MIO IS NAKED

>I had a lot of bad thoughts and thought about doing a lot of bad things
Mio...

Good lord woman., the menhera is worsening

No. This will not be the last time. But I will be here anyway.

It aches my heart to see her like this

This is quite the stream and thread to be waking up to

>girlfailure
Mio not referencing /tsunx/ challenge: impossible

Dear lord she ACTUALLY lurks here

>>62364766
What did she say?

>>62379456
no shit retard

>>62379456
New here?

DIET HATE
DIET HATE
DIET HATE

>>62379473
Fuck off

>>62379490
Yes

Punching Mio in the gut to force her tears out!
i'm kidding i love you mio i would never do that unless you asked me to

I am once again in emotional pain because I can't physically hold Mio in my arms and hug her until she feels better

god I just wanna throw her against the bed and fuck her silly when she's like this

>go drink a bunch of alchy
>go play ror for hours
>mio is STILL drunk and STILL streaming
my girlfriend...

She has something going on later in the day and she chose to get wasted...

>>62379680
you'd have to dick mio down at least thrice daily just to keep her menhera the slightest bit in check

>>62379434
If it makes her feel better she's definitely also a bit of a girlboss and a babygirl too

>>62379739
I'd try my best, for her sake..

>We've been having some drinks, and I've been telling myself that it excuses every single inappropriate action that I take today

>>62379739
Thrice a day? For Mio I can go for 6 to 8

>>62356869
We're going to job without even competing...

[Mio news]
She wants to be a mature hag who doesn't get menhera

she will be a better cuck

>>62379912
Mio will only get more menhera as she get older

>>62379912
[good news]
Mio will get half her wish
[Bad news]
...

I want to give Mio pink eye

Mio gets some of the worst and most retarded greynames lmfao.
She must be popular in SEA or something

Happy married life with mio...
Cooking mio breakfast in bed...
Cuddling on a rainy day with mio...

>"Sorry for the burp!"
>Literally nothing was audible
Classic Mio

>free voicepacks
GET MONEY DUMB WHORE

>If you carried me to bed right now, I think some indecent things might happen...

i want to be indecent with mio...

I hope Mio gets to do that 24+ hour stream for her anniversary and I hope we get that TsunQuest collab too

>>62379456
Mio if you are reading this, just use your spreadsheet to figure out who's the richest and best looking beerpal here and marry him so you can get the fuck out of that shithole.

[Non-news]
Mio is hungry

>Why am I tearing up from thinking about getting dinner together?
Mio...

Someone PLEASE marry this woman

>>62356869
I remember that for single entry they didn't need to contact and so many days passed after reading that /tsunx/ got in that i literally forgot about the tag team part needing a follow up confirmation
So when someone i had no fucking idea who was sent a friend request on discord the other day i clicked ignore

By the way, did Lisa mention if they were planning anything for the Dream anniversary collab? Tomo said that he didn't know what they were going to do besides talk on stream.
>it's 1am on a Sunday
EUbros...

>>62380327
>So when someone i had no fucking idea who was sent a friend request on discord the other day i clicked ignore
Understandable.
However you'd better rectify this RIGHT NOW

>>62380431
How i even contact them?

>>62380530
I guess you could ask in /hfz/ for them to resend the request

I LOVE YOU MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

I miss Mio...

I miss Mio...

I miss Mio…

>Tomo didn't realize everyone was doing their own anniversary streams as well and thought there was just a group one

I love Mio

>>62380782
Tomo...

>>62380566
Done happy?
Looks like we tag with Ami's Robowife and the fellows at /vrt/

Kazu is apparently going to drop an actual full cover, but it's going to be Reverse:1999. The gachabrain won...

>>62380880
nice

>>62364552
She'd think you're a freak and also hope that you cum buckets every time

>>62380880
Very good

>>62380880
Sounds good, Lumi surely can carry Slugma KWAB Ass

Peo is playing Dead Space
https://youtu.be/nkiOCaIa5vM

>>62380882
Gacha is to Kazu what paper is to rock. He will never win.

I love this dork. I wish to hug this dork. i wanna make her smile, snort and giggle. my brain is completely melted and basically useless without her toxin, and i like it this way. my spidermom is the best and she deserves everything good in this reality

>>62381024
I didn't know there was an enemy called a Wheezer in this game so I was wondering why Peo was saying the name of Lisa's favorite band over and over

New thread
>>62382922
>>62382922
>>62382922