/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schejewel:

Biboo cute!

"what would you like to see me in?"
my bed obviously.

I want Biboo in a mizuiro tracksuit and a ponytail for her casual outfit. The scrunchie is her crystal crown

I'm so sad that Biboo will never get this as her outfit

Biboo funny!

Casual (nudity) outfit.

>Biboo asking what we want to see her in

>>62295186
That's not casual nudity

I want to see Biboo join (me) in a collab stream. Also secretly dating offcollab and eventual married life with kids.

>>62295186
This is a super pretty outfit.

Biboo's next outfit. In this exact pose.

>>62295291
I made this post

poor licker...

LOOK AT HOW GROWN UP SHE IS NOW.

>>62295407
RIP Candy Feet Licker

>>62295244
>Half the pebbles asking for their favorite cunny twintails meido bloomers randoseru fetish
>Other half the pebbles asking for meme shit like bald hotdog suit
The duality of pebbles

>Biboo is into using her feet
She's perfect, bros.

>>62295580
She'll give me a footjob with the candy feet on

Oversized hoodie and a techwear mask that shows pixel expressions for :D :o ;D etc.

>>62295610
Good idea but then we'll miss seeing her :D

>>62295186
too adult

HOW
WHAT THE FUCK

>>62295566
>Bald hotdog meido bloomers with randoseru and twintails
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

GTAbros?!

C-Conker isn't that ojisan, r-right...wasn't it really late in the N64 cycle, like 2000...it's only a c-couple years ahead of a Gamecubebabu like Biboo...

gta is a meh game, very soulless nowadays

>>62295866
"soul" isn't an argument, though

>>62295827
If you remember playing Conker around that time, you're old.

>>62295894
It kinda is. Maybe inspiration is a better word.

>>62295816
begone from this house of (loli) god with your satanic verses

BRACE

GTA6 is going to be woke trash

>>62295824
Kill yourselves

LICKER GOT INSTANTLY CORRECTED, WHAT THE BEEP
HE DIDN'T DESERVE THAT

>>62295977
He almost killed Biboo too but died before being able to do it

>>62295950
"woke" isn't an argument, though
>>62295935
It's not, le sovl is just a meme buzzword that means "my opinions are valid unlike yours xD"

>>62295977
>Slapped Biboo's flat chest with his dying breath
Man got into range and got exactly what he wanted

See you.

>>62296071
GTA is uninspired nowadays. There you go.

>>62296074
worth

>>62296120
Nice, keep up the good work.

I love her hair flaps, it's such a cute detail

I want to cut her hair flaps so bad

>>62296313
Penis shape

>>62296114
>the /pol/schizo is in here among us right now
I need to know his post style so I won't give him (You)

Biboo in this, Yay/Nay?

Cut down the HEHE BALD spammers, Biboo

>>62296415
Cute, I like that

>Biboo bonked by the management to stop the bald jokes because it's Fauna's thing
This is like the time management stopped Kanade with the chicken emoji thing because it's Kiara's thing
What is wrong with the management?

>>62296514
Yagoo himself messaged her, it wasn't management

>>62296556
What is wrong with YAGOO?

>>62295746
>casual outfit where she's attempting to look more mature but still looks childish

>>62296514
She didn't get bonked by management. She's deflecting because she doesn't want chat to call her bald anymore kek

>Different hair style for each outfit
Short hair Bijou!
Mid-length/neck or mid-back length hair Bijou!
Long twintails Bijou!
Short twintails Bijou!
Twintails-down Bijou!
Sporty ponytail Bijou!
Hair bun/hair tied-up Bijou!
Super long feet-length hair Bijou!
Sidetail Bijou!
Ojou-sama drills Bijou!
Hair loops/hair vents Bijou!
Sidebraids Bijou!
Idoru in newsboy cap disguise with hair up Bijou!
Himecut Bijou!
Floofy dishevelled hair Bijou!
Pompadour delinquent Bijou!

>>62296613
It was a misunderstanding. Afterwards he posted that "I would like to improve my English." tweet.

>will you play latest fotw
Fuck off shilling, Jesus...

>>62296514
Wtf are you even talking about, retard?

>>62296387
>[Deleted]
AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

poltard, can you please calm down, it's not that serious.

>>62295866
The online can be fun to watch, especially in a collab, but I don't know if I can watch another playthrough of the story that will just be
>oh wow I can't believe they said/did that
and
>look at me killing all these civilians

the rock is rolling downhill and gaining speed!

>>62295938
No.

>how are you still alive after all that acid?!
I ask myself that everyday, Biboo

Bruh, that moan

>>62296940
Coop was able to save resident evil 5 from being a trashfire, so I believe you. And agree with everything else.

A Rock Denied her Knife.

pebbles.. your oshi..

BIBOO IN THE BIG SCREEN

Kek, what a dork

>>62297151
is doing her best to try to ruin some ojisan's life at the bar? Yeah

damn she fucking destroyed that guy, imagine drinking milk

>>62297209
Biboo would totally be that one friend that does weird sounds whenever your parents call you lmao

>>62297240
Classic kusogaki

is the stream buffering?

>>62297357
Not for me, maybe it's regional?

>>62297357
normal here.

>>62297357
Just the usual random stutters that jewtube puts into hololive streams

You pick up Biboo like this, not by her flaps

all you gotta do is, SQUISH, THAT, BEEB

HAHAHA DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAHAHSAASHDHHAHAHAHAAH DEEZ AND NUTS HAHAHAH
KILL CHAT

the mouse shake lmao

THE TWO TIME

I LOVE the mouse shake, it's unreal

get command grabbed, nerd

> well I got him
kek

I didn't know that was possible to happen

At least she isn't poisoning herself with black licorice this time

Claire's story but she does the exact same story boss and scene as Leon's
BRAVO SHITCOM

>>62297604
that's not comfortable for the beeb

How has she forgotten 100% of this fight since Leon lol
She even walked into all the exact same wrong assumptions about the fight before remembering it's just "shoot him until he falls over for 20 seconds"

>>62298211
She still did it much faster this time.

Chekhov's Jun!

Gandalf died and resurrected like Jesus, Biboo

I KNEW SHE'D DO A TOKYO GHOUL REF
I KNEW IT
I'M INSIDE HER HEAD

>she is too far gone, claire
>bring her to my lab i can save her
wow, woman moment

>>62298326
Same with every Sith Lord that "died" in the films via a fall. Maul, Palpatine, Vader, etc.

>>62297972
She triggered it last time too thinking there was a safe space on the far side of the platform
Sasuga rockunny, finding either the most absurd clears or deaths

RIP millions of pebbles

SHE KILLED MILLIONS

loot goblin

Sherry gonna kill millions tonight

https://files.catbox.moe/3cm1l3.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/8xmidt.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/44x9kj.jpg

>>62298413
Reminder, she had no problem experimenting on the orphans for Umbrella so she's complete out of her head in logic.

>>62298587
The expressions are the hottest part, easily.

A puddle of never-pebbles.

>>62298587
>no stomach bulge
ONE JOB

>>62298587
me on the left

>>62298413
Hey maybe instead of offering pesky solutions you should just listen to what she says and encourage her regardless. Maybe ask her about the women she doesn't like at work too.

Hey it's Kronii's symbol.

Those Sherry moans are kinda....

>>62298587
Me on the right :D

Sherry, please don't do those noises.

> those sounds
wtf

IT'S A CHILD(BIBOO) IN PAIN

WHY BIBOO

>>62298759
>>62298742
>>62298767
gsh, seriously.

Retards can't get Biboo with their dumb deez nuts jokes so they're just saying the punchline anyway to act like they got her.

Oh, this is where all the Sherry moans in the lewd animations came from

>>62298831
animations? which ones?

Who names their meds "DEVIL"? So chuuni.

>>62298817
They're most likely underage

>>62298767
>>62298759
I was only half paying attention and that shit hit like a sack of bricks.

>>62298831
There's a lot of those animations.

>>62298767
moment I heard the noise and checked chat.. knew they be thinking it in a lewd way.. chat needs to get some fucking elp

>>622989414
>chuuni
have you SEEN wesker?

>>62299093
I haven't. I guess I lack critical information then

>>62299093
I love how wesker and birkin are just beavis and butthead in RE0.

>our menu is designed for your nutritional needs
>zombie chowing down on a body
kek, never got that joke when I played

mogu mogu yummy biboo's cunny

The triple headdy was too cool

>just accepts defeat so people will stop
does that work?

Biboo has to be laughing herself to sleep at all the free money she gets tempting people to SC deez jokes. Even if they get her its still cha ching in her head I wager.

>>62299259
I surely hope so, she's already tired of deez nuts jokes and so is everyone else that isn't 12

>>62299144
Say what you will about the game but having a few scenes with these two made it worthwhile.

>>62299259
That's how it works, yes. Bore the aggressors by not giving them what they seek for their behaviors.

>>62299300
Free money is free money, but at this point it's just blue supachas sent with monopoly money which she gets like 33% of it

Kek, get fucked saplings

>>62299259
I'd say absolutely not, if anything it picked up the one time they supposedly got her with "Gawr Ghoul"
I'd say she should let them keep trying for free money but honestly all the ones trying are also paying like $1 a pop for the laziest effort possible

>>62299363
At least it isn't indian monopoly money sent with an intent of shitting up. It's worth is probably lower than the blue supas

ayy biboo read my chat. Korone saying chubby machine gun:
https://youtu.be/ttZ0Aly6w1A?t=4

DJ BIBOO IN THE HOUSE

>Biboo "uuuuuuuu"-ing to draw out the errant saplings.

>>62299507
Thank you HP

>>62299444
>₱1 is equal to $0.017.

If you put peso in the name of your currency are you just asking for it to be crap?

>>62299507
what's your cat's name?

>>62299565
She's been oooooing since day one. Do your photosynthesis reps

>>62299572
H.entai P.ebble

Biboo please don't summon the spics...

THERE COULD BE LICKERS HERE biboo thought

>>62299621
it's a dog, his name's banana

>what is fire in Japanese

Clearly Biboo it is: "fielu"

she read mine now B)

>there could be NIGGERS here
Holy shit biboo you can't say things like that!

>>62299736
It was mine though

Biboo...you can't keep calling every ojisan in chat a horny cunnylicker....the truth hurts...

>>62299774

What no Fauna does to a MF.

>>62299869
This is what all asmr coomers become eventually.

>>62299948
Just don't use asmr to coom 5head

>>62299948
That's me

I would call the EE eee EEE strat very silly but it worked last time

>>62299948
that's me too once rock loli releases her asmr

>>62299869
>>62299948
>Need...sweet...voice...need good...fee fees.

>>62300168
Next month. Believe it.

>>62299948
But what if i use Noel ASMR instead do i turn into a knight?

>>62300300
no you turn into a camwhore

RE fans, what's the creepiest RE monster? For me it's the Regenerator. Creepy breathing motherfucker

>>62300300

>>62300168
Unironically maybe wait for a bday voice pack or something, Biboo is really not into coomerbait or asmr in her normal streams.

>>62300421
Watch streams.

>>62300329
abayo

>>62300372
>>62300329
Well shit..

>>62300421
She's said several times that she's interested in doing asmr though

>>62300329

LAND OF THE FREE

biboo... the national anthem perms...

>>62300359
Spiders

>>62300513
>>62300455
What i meant is the coomerbait asmr that some anons /here/ are thinking about.

HEY I'M ON THE TELLY!

>>62300542

>>62300616
But anon all asmr is coomerbait.

>>62300817
Factually wrong.

>>62300817
Biboo will probably do some meme shit like "reads the entire elden ring lore [ASMR]"

>>62300421
explain this

>>62300875
I love Ina's cooking "asmr"
She could do that

>>62300875
I'm sure she will. I'm also sure that way more than 50% of people listening to it will be cooming to it.

poor licker got tased in the balls

>>62300817
Diagnosis : Patient appears to be in the final stages of coomerbrain
Recommended Treatment: Immediate termination

kinda lewd grunts

>>62300977
I mean, considering the ayofags in the chat area sometimes green, I can totally see it.

>>62300956
sex oyakodon with biboo

No huggies ok?

You CAN pay for the candy feet?!

>>62301126
Don't shoot I actually find asmr creepy/disconcerting and have no idea how anyone enjoys it coomer or not. But, everyone I met that said they liked it was clearly getting something sexual out of it.

feetbros... she hate us

>If it's gonna happen, might as well make money off of it

>>62301489
She's teasing them.

Ya dun goofed, Beebs

>>62301489
open that wallet

>>62301431
I always had trouble falling asleep and when I was a small kid so my father would sing lullabies or my mom would read books for me so anything soft-spoken makes me real sleepy nowadays. When I'm having trouble falling asleep or just stressed out at work I put some soft-spoken/whispering reading ASMR. Some chuubas sometimes do soft-spoken zatsus which also work
Not everyone has the same experience.

>>62301576
Note to self: don't write anything longer than five words while Biboo is on the telly

Kind of surprised at how many SCs the wife is getting this stream (and also last stream). They aren't even membered. lol

>I heard you had discounts on candy feet

This week is fucking packed with gaming huh?
Finishing RE2 today, 3 streams tomorrow, minecraft on saturday, and finishing lies of P on sunday

>>62301677
well she said pebbles had to pay to lick

>>62301682
Speaking of which, did anyone confirm the timeslot for tomorrow's collab? I tried looking for that in the other girls' schedule but I couldn't find anything

Biboo solving the 2 vs 3 weakpoints argument live for chat
>>62301431
There's plenty of ear tingle/耳かき asmr for work or sleep with little to no speaking, or just the girl blowing in your ear or something instead of doing the slurping blowjob noises
I find those less distracting for work or sleep than actual music typically

>>62301677
Doesn't matter if most of them are monopoly money.

She's a real human bean

>>62301734
Mumei and Ame don't have schedules
Its after the movie watchalong in Nerissa's channel
So around midnight EST?

>>62301747
True.

>>62301682
>>62301734
>Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper is the movie

Is this like an ironically bad CG nightmare worth pirating to watch along or just collab zatsu?

>>62301734
2-4 hours after the movie watchalong starts
>>62301818
kek

>>62301818
Give me the cute blushing Biboo and no one gets hurt.

>>62301808
>Mumei and Ame don't have schedules
I have no mouth and I must scream

>>62301576
>>62301748
Fair enough. In my head at least I'll have it as 98 of 100 people coom to asmr. You two can have the other two slots. Personally prefer an air filter on full blast 24/7, but to each their own.

>>62301863
Just go to cytube, its not worth downloading lol

>you don't need to prove yourself
kill greys

>>62302047
I pretend not to see

She got this basically instantly the first time besides misclicking on the last step and having to redo it via pon like 3 times, whatever allergy meds she's hopped up on might actually be debuffing her

Hey now you're a rock star

I'M A ROCKSTAR BABY

>>62302087
When she starts talking about the shadow people at the edge of her vision we'll know she took too much.

Biboo: You seem to think this is a democracy.

I am a rock and I roll
Simple as

Mane-chan suggestion, actually good.

>>62302047
BIBOO PLEASE USE THE HEALING ITEMS AND SUMMONS SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT USING THEM MYSELF TOO
HEY BIJOU I KNOW A GREAT CHEESE STRAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW IT TOO :D

>>62301431
ASMR is a preference thing, really. While most people find heartbeats really good, I find them really annoying. I do enjoy ASMR in general. It helps me relax, focus on things and I can't fall asleep without listening to one. I'm more into rough ASMR and mouth sounds but not the sloppy ear licking ones.
I do coom to ASMR but I use only the ero voiceworks and only coom to those. The only non ero "ASMR" I coomed to is Rushia's RFA moans

pebble piles....

Pebble pile...

>stoners
hey alright

Biboo, I'm a proud Pebblepile...

>>62301886
Good thing I haven't closed it yet

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A ROCKSTAR

>>62302120
He died...

>>62302246
heartbeat asmr is ass

>Ston-- NO! Not, okay! HAHAHA I know what that means! We can't go with that one!
no weed allowed

Never tried weed and Bibs but it might be pretty fun during the next really chaotic stream, or maybe getting through the FPS collabs

>>62302325
Biboo is a good girl and think drugs are for losers!

Man its gonna be such a shame when Cover sucks Biboo's soul with hundred hours of homework and 3D prep
You can see her eyes shining when she talks about future streams and content and I know its not gonna be the same a year from now

>>62302269
DUDE WEED LMAO

>Crack rocks

Perfect name because the pebbles are really crack shots in fps games.

>>62302313
Based. I can't understand how people are into them so much. I get the feeling of being closer to your oshi/vtuber but it isn't really ASMR worthy

>>62302372
doomerfags get the rope

for someone employed by the nips stoners might actually be more yab than pebble pile kek

>>62302342
Since you'll probably get some kind of edible for your own sake take like 1/4 of how much you think you should and dont take anymore for at least 2+ hours. From your friendly neighborhood ojisan stoner.

bweh

Burning to death is one of the most painful ways to die

>who's alive to discipline me huh?!
THIS BRAT

>"who's alive to discipline me?"
me.

>>62302325
>doesn't swear
>shoos druggies
>almost always avoid crass jokes,
>not repressed in any way
>was a straight As student
Asian parenting done right.

SHCUM

>>62302577
>was a straight As student
No she wasn't

>>62302577
Literally the perfect vtuber Cover always wanted to get

>>62302269
Got to smoke that zaza

>>62302577
>was a straight As student
>ended up as a vtuber
sigh...

>>62302577
Sounds more like Christian

Stinky but cute!

>>62302577
>>62302667
She's the Anti-Gura

I fucking hate coomers

>>62302577
>Loli vtuber
>Not repressed
Bro, one thing I've learned watching vtubers is that every single loli one is kinky. I've yet to find an exception.

>coomerschizo is posting in comfy gem

>>62302820
I've seen several. You just landed on the degen ones because those get traction.

>>62302577
>not repressed in any way
>was a straight As student

Now gets paid by faceless old men that want to lick her candy feet and coom to her whisper voice in asmr.

>>62302792
and so am I

>>62302885
Not EN's you haven't.

>>62302820
Biboo is a degenerate and she knows it herself

You guys are all morons

>>62302980
This but she has limits to it

>>62303007
As a member of this group you are also in I agree.

nice headcanon retard

>>62303007
Look at where you're posting. We literally have no brain

>>62302976
Here, I'll give you one for free since you're baiting. Blue frog girl.

>>62302577
>know that your parents are watching your streams
>they support and encourage you, cheering you on
>but they also moderate your behavior, making you feel ashamed if you act whorish or crass
Girls having supportive parents... is good?!

>>62303007
I'm a rock

I want to drink Koseki Bijou's period blood

>>62301126
not him and never fapped to asmr but biboo's specific fanservice brand of "moe + anime tropes in her batsus and existing voice packs + kusogaki + bratty teasing" fires my coomer my neurons orders of magnitudes more than the "actually coomer" stuff people talk about other vtubers doing, if she added asmr to it it would be over for me
people say things like "yeah, she doesn't beat you over the head with 24/7 sex jokes and explicit GFE like actual coomer chuubas" and doing that shit would just make things less lewd or able to take seriously for me, her lewd content being sporadic just makes it actually more valuable when it happens

>>62303169
Rubies?

Wait, is she almost finishing the game? What?

>>62303113
>Talked about the degenerate VN's she played on debut
Like I said, I know every EN loli vtuber. They're all degens.

I have never coomed to vtubers I like...

So, who gave the orders to Hunk's squad to raid Berkin, Wesker or Spenser?

That is sure convenient.

>>62303247
cronchy

>>62302889
>was a straight As student
>now on this fucking site as a faceless ojisan paying for and discussing little anime girl larpers
Relatable

>>62303256
Oh so that's all it takes? Damn, everyone in the world is a degenerate gooner.

Giant turkey legs at the fair...thought it was a southern thing thh.

>Getting a turkey leg makes Beboo feel like a giant
Just how smol is this women child anyways?

>>62303334
>straight As
>not straight SSS
is that supposed to be impressive?

>>62302820
She's mentioned having to hold back on streams and Twitter due to the family watching and sometimes it still slips out with her bizarre distinctly un-seiso autistic tangents. Can't be all that repressed if you acknowledge it and let it out like that.

>>62303411
Have them here on the west coast. And mexican funnel cake.

>ASMR
Shes unironically here bros

>gun asmr
That shit is LEGIT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzpIkYF55gM

>I can do ASMR
>You can listen to ASMR Gunshots
Is she /HERE/?

>>62303334
Are you me?

>gunshot asmr
oh say can you see

>Biboo violences you to eternal sleep asmr and sneezes on you
Take my money

>Talks about ASMR while we're talking about it
SHE IS /HERE/
>>62303113
Everyone that are vtubers are all generally degenerates unless they don't like anime at all and only there for the money/craze or a fucking underaged. Actually, even fucking underaged that knows anime are already degenerate this era

>>62303273
I also avoid cooming to anything I like or respect. In retrospect that likely explains a lot.

>>62303507
AAAAAAAAAAH SPOOK

>>62303423
She's my onahole

>>62303551
It's extremely on character, if you ask me

>>62303547
>Everyone that are vtubers are all generally degenerates
Sounds like projection, but I believe you.

>>62303435
Sorry Vergil, I wasn't motivated...

>>62302889
>>62302745
>Gets to play vidya games all day like she wants
>Gets paid for doing it
Its genius, clever rock.

WAIT, DOES BIBOO GO TO RENAISSANCE FAIRS?!

>Claire's story
>also had to do the same Leon storyline
???
So which story path is the canon???

The BGM syncing with her shot was so satisfying

>>62303641
Fair enough

>The Bloodline must continue
LEON, I'M BEGGING YOU, CLARE IS SENDING MORE PICS OF ALBERT WISKERS ON TWITTER

LEON PLEASE!

>>62303641
>gets to do nothing whole month
>gets paid for it

I'm 95% positive Biboo's dad was military

THIS IS THE RUN

>>62303838
>>>/vt/ggg

>Actual first try
NICE

>>62303641
>>62303838
Funny how all it takes for the both of them is to be both charming as well as cute and funny.

>>62303734
Both are technically true if viewed from the perspective of universe 1C-211987

It doesn't look like a turkey at all, biboo...

>>62303547
It seems you have a very puritan view of what is considered not a degen. Even people that arent into anime have kinks, which would be considered a degen in your book i would imagine.

The fuck kind of turkeys has she been eating?

that's not a turkey at all

baker clocking out, someone pick up the slack please~

>>62303944
Is this also the will of the steins gate?

>we could get cute fanart of Biboo eating a giant turkey leg
>except she talked about it on this kusoge which no artists are watching

>>62303837
Why?

>>62303547
>Be Biboo
>Discover chuubas and the possibility of becoming an anime cunny as a profession
>Want it so badly that you drop whatever career/education path you're currently on
>Powergrind from zero experience to top-of-industry streamer in 2 years or so
Actually a pinnacle of degeneracy in her own lane

>>62304025
Honestly, though. What even is considered non-degen this day and age

everything is degen because I said so

Plapping Sherry's dead moms corpse in front of her

Was that Leon? lmao

>>62304120
>calls it military time
>likes guns
>murica beep yeah!
>conservative values

>>62304198
>>62304240
True degeneracy is having a pointless back and forth about the arbitrary meaning of words in the English language while anons are trying to talk about licking candy feet or cooming to asmr like good citizens.

>Claire and Leon gets smacked, whacked, thrown all over, bonked by a fucking pillar, bitten by zombies, burned, punched by Mr. Fucking X, etc
>only bruises, healthy af
>side chara gets smacked into a wall once
>FUCKING DIES

>>62304182
>like playing games
>likes streaming
>does it a lot because it's fun and she gets to meet other girls like her
>people call her a degenerate for it
such is life

>>62304351
>Conservative values
She's Asian, that's how they roll for the most part.

>>62304293
This is degenerate

>>62304385
did you not see all those ground up plants they snorted?

>>62304422
Part of the reason why I have yellow fever

>>62304385
The basic rule on RE is that the main character doesn't get hurt like they do when control by the player. Kind of why they are borderline superheroes in the 3D movies.

>>62304385
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotArmor

One more boss fight, right?

>>62304505
Based indobro

>>62304351
>calls it military time
>18:00
she's just not aware
>>62304539
Two, but they're just victory laps. First one kinda dangerous.

>tfw biboo will never adopt you

>>62304351
Everyone I've known here stateside has called it military time and not 24 hr time or whatever the other names are
None of the other points are particularly unique to ex-soldiers kek
>>62304385
To be fair I'm pretty sure Birkin can 100-0 you if you eat a full combo, she tried tanking one on the first run with Leon
Mom just ate it too

>>62304385
Same reason why I hate FF. Phoenix Down exists but charas just dies

Thanks, tutorial...

>tutorial prompt at the end of the second run
beautiful

>>62304788
The ones that die for real are obviously allergic to birds. The devs hint at this in all the games.

>>62304576
Thanks, I'll try stick out until the end then

BIG JATLING JUN

>dodges the charge on pure instinct
everyone else i've seen doing this gets hit by it every time.

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>62304972
She keeps pulling it off lmao

this is adorable

>>62304972
>>62305030
Gamer of EN Advent.

The cutest Heavy Weapons Guy known to man
How much will it cost to have Biboo fire your gun for a dozen seconds

Biboo's getting creative with her adoption tactics

Leon...

1 bwllet weft

UBER ME, LEON

>>62305123
Gamer of EN*

>bullet bullets

holy beeping cute.

>>62305286
Gamer of*

>>62305334
Gamer *

>>62305363
of*

How many fucking lives does that thing have?? Please, just blend it so it doesn't come back alive.

>>62305363
G*

I WILL BECOME THE LAST PEBBLE.

>>62305433
why does it need teeth

I'll give you a holy body.

>>62305453
how do you expect the eyeball to eat without teeth?

>>62305399
>>62305433
Best way to kill it is movie explosion.

>>62305453
Why not?

https://youtu.be/QlU76wEc33k

Happy family!

Sherry: haha my parents are dead :D

>Are you boyfriend and girlfriend?

>You guys can Adopt me!
YES, LEON, PLEASE

THAT DOESN'T HAVE DMCA

>>62305587
I think this is what people call "repressed memories"

>>62305596
Chris, please stop posting.

>>62305587
That was weird as beep

>>62305587
>>62305620
To be fair, the Birkins are shitting parents. And iirc, she doesn't have any fond memories of them in RE6.

>>62305596
Never happening Chris

>chrisposting right at the end
I love her.

My wife is so cool... She actually finished games...

>>62305596
>you know what's better than a pet? a new sibling for sherry!

>>62305695
totk and starfield..., but do agree wife is so cool

>3 streams
I don't deserve her...

>>62305695
>plays and actually finishes good games
Love it

>three streams
I love Biboo

Gee Billy, three Biboos?!

>>62305821
both of those games are boring as shit, so it only makes sense to drop them

>>62305821
no one deserves suffering through those.

>>62305821
Others said all there is to say already:

>>62305865
>>62305873

>>62305821
Both aren't worth finishing anyway lmao
Now count the other 11 games she already finished

>>62305821
How long are you gonna hold her to those shitty games

All traditional thanksgiving food is dogshit.

>>62305913
ffxiv...
kalimari destiny...
hitman...

>>62305925
until the next long kusoge comes out

My meat-devouring wife!

>>62305967
let me guess
your family is the kind of family that has macaroni and cheese and sweet potatoes with marshmallows

>>62305865
>>62305873
>>62305907
>>62305913
>>62305925
TotK is good, zoomerfags

>>62305983
>ffxiv
no-one beats this game you just eventually stop playing it.

>kalamari desert
she beat this track in mario kart multiple times.

>hitman
ongoing series

>>62305983
>finish ffxiv
>clearly a one off
>she's still progressing through it.
>>62306045
>defends zoomer games by calling other people zoomers
ok

>>62306045
you are... le zoomer!

>>62306041
>sweet potatoes with marshmallows
what the fuck is wrong with america?

honestly i'm hyped for next week's schedule with so many spots opening up for new reoccurring series

>>62306086
My dad cooks them in coconut milk, brown sugar and marshmallows.

>>62305821
Those are very long games and not worth it to finish. The game wouldn't be able to carry her and give her good reactions. Starfield only was able to because of the buggy messes it had but it stopped once it forced the story into you

>>62306092
MGS LETS BEEPING GOOOOOO

After grinding non-stop I am finally high enough level in MHR to play with Biboo, after tomorrow I probably won't touch the game for a bit.

>>62306045
>zoomerfags
Thank you but no, i would be what most nowadays consider a boomer or ojisan

Anyone baking? The regular guy left >>62304080

>>62306045
Ojisan here.

BOTW is pretty fun for exploring but anything where you have to fight or progress the "story" is crap because the combat and weapon. Also, the vasoline smudge motion blur, and shit framerate on the hardware it was made for is borderline unacceptable at points. Only saved by being playable at stable framerates with PC emulators.

TOTK is an expansion to the first game with the same issues.

Both are fine but the insane positivity they get reeks of people that basically play no video games and these are the first ones they have played in their adult lives.

>>62306213
Still on 9 but I wont be baking

>>62306041
Nope. Just flavorless dry meat that is only edible when drenched in gravy, and dogshit cranberry sauce slop. Typical white family thanksgiving.

>>62306231
TotK is literally open world OoT
Stop being contrarian

>>62306340
Your family sucks at cooking

>>62306340
sounds like your family sucks at cooking

a few of the sneezes were fake

>>62306345
>people that don't like that zelda games were turned into open world slop.
>they must be trolling.

modern nintenbabies actually believe this.

>>62306340
Skill issue

>>62306345
>oot
>11 dungeons, actual sense of progression
>totk
>0 dungeons, everything is filler
You are a blind nintendrone. Move this topic to /v/ please.