/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

randons mic setting is making me feel funny feelings i dont like this...

I want icecream too

NOT THE BEEZ!!!!

>>62242668
yes teh beez >:3

i'm not sure why they keep playing random intricate survival games they have no idea how to play together but the streams are pretty entertaining regardless

>>62242602
not his mic setting but spatial audio from the game

>>62242915
Things they couldn't get perms for in Holo

>>62242915
idk either but i'm enjoying the unintentional randon ASMR

Its cute when they say each others names

>>62242602
that "yeeeaaahhh" that went from right to left ear jumpscared me

>i am the quintessential load depositor. you can count on me

large axle

>L: how do i deposit load?
>R: are you ready for a sesh?

>WE COULD CHARGE OUR CRYSTALS HERE!

i think randon should keep his mic like this forever :3

energy is calmer today i prefer it

>>62243436
i have some music on in the bg so its been pretty chill/relaxing for me. i think the last collab had the perfect energy i was looking for with them though

the bubble filter on randon's voice

>>62243785
hello how are you i am under the water please help me here too much raining

>one of randons favorite beer is shiner bock

>>62243785
randon drowning asmr ToT

>landon brought him back to save their relationship

>as long as i got some fight in me left then why not
nahone

>>62242455
>he seems to think asmr is coomerbait
It isn't in principle, but in terms of public opinion, the 50,000 whores making coomershit easily outweigh the 10 people that aren't.

>Luna says hi
>Randon silent
he hates her..

Kek i love randon's screams

>>62244185
both of their screams were so good

He was never even my oshi, but these Lando screams are making me so damn nostalgic.

...

>>62244300
femboy/shota pfp not surprising kek

this game's actually really sick i hope they play more of this

>wait, i can just fuck him?

>it looks like a dildo. i'm running

>>62244589
i dont really get it ll i hear is the ice cream man every 5 minutes. i miss stardew....

this pathetic moaning

ToT RANDON NOISES ToT

Bro is he gooning under the desk?

im sucking him off sorry guys

These are the gayest sounds hes ever made

>dont want to do asmr because he's scared of coomerbaiting
>acts like a whore
idgi

>>62245307
>acts

>>62245370
>that's not a reflection on who i am!

he acts happier and more alive with Lando than he ever does with us bros.........

>>62245668
good, we fucking suck

>>62245801
its true...

>>62245668
one is his actual friend

>>62245668
Get us together in a call and 4 drinks in us each and we could have a pretty good time

>>62245930
no groomerchaama

>>62245930
>drinking buddies went to the other side
So long friend...

hope the sound collecting anon add some soundbites later to the rentry

>>62246208
this was such a good stream for sounds

they been streaming for 2 hours and none of you faggots tagged me on the secret randon discord server
for shame /orc/ for shame

>>62246304
@gayniggerfaggot the stream has been live for 2 hours *chu*

>that was the sound of good pussy

>>62246359
thanks *chu*

>>62246365
who is saying these foul things

>>62246622
randon

>voring lando
T0T

>>62246632
pussy should never be a word that comes out of his mouth i feel like i was violated just reading it

>it was the funniest thing in the world to see that thing facefucking you

>>62246365
he sounded so awkward saying pussy even as a quote kek

how much do you want to bet no morning stream tomorrow?

>>62246718
its like hearing your obviously gay but closeted friend pretend to be attracted to women it feels wrong

oh 12pm PDT stream tomorrow nice

I MISS RANDON

>>62246844
PST

>>62246844
wait he's gonna stream at his usual slot and shoot the shit with us for a bit leading into the 2nd stream

>>62246866
please no i dont want to be schooled on terms again...

WHERES RANDON
IM REALLY GONNA DO IT THIS TIME

going to bed. by tomorrow i expect to see all the sounds database updated

>>62246936
dont kill yourself ugly nigga have a cat to calm you down

rate the andos

>>62246844
to clarify for the people who missed it, Randon says he's still going to do his normal 10am stream and then collab with Lando at noon for DnD rolling

They streamed? I'll wait for the archive

>>62247120
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1972457570

>>62247147
No that one, fuck twitch

>>62247094
uncle randon made me feel funny/10

https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1722489775838662935
kek

Vespernoiring (also known as Nowaoji in Japan) is a long-chinned scholarly activity with its origins in Youtube, Twitch and 4chan. In Vespernoiring, streamers attempt the long-term challenge of balancing or “controlling” a combination of their own menhera with the menhera of /vt/ in general. Streamers aim to provide content that caters to the pretentious average consumer, with recognition more on the type of content regardless of their streaming order. Streamers may collab or go solo, and are expected to be self-sufficient with only over-valued opinions of fans as reward between streams. A streamer is called a “Randonnite Streamer”, and a streamer who is grudgingly given approval is verbally abused and treated as a seggsual object. The international governing body for Vespernoiring is 4chan’s own /orc/, which houses some of the most smug, sexually frustrated and unwashed basement dwellers but all-round alright folks. Vespernoiring is popular on Youtube, though a certain streamer frequently disrespects the fanbase by preferring to read off the Purple Telly chat feed. On July 23 2022, COVER corp decided to debut a male branch of their English-speaking streamers, dubbed Holostars English Tempus. Amogus them is some Alucard-ass looking motherfucker who quickly captured the hearts of some from the global Vtuber fanbase, particularly with the “He’s autistic, but he’s our autist” approach to streaming. However, about a year later a falling out with COVER concerning his contract has graduated man. Nah blud, allow it. Yet the hearts of many were overjoyed with a rather peculiar post on Twitter of a mediocre “boar spear” whose wooden shaft is plastic-coated and spearhead looks machine stamped. A green orb soon emerged, and with it attracting a great migration of the Vespernoiring fanbase. The Orb is revealed by older Vtuber fans as the original Nowaoji, Randon Neuring. The orb, accompanied by streams from Randonnite Streamers during dead hours now continues the style known as Vespernoiring.

>>62249185
kek

>>62249185

>>62122466
Many thanks to this anon for the prompt.

>>62249480
yep that was me kek you wrote out the whole thing

>>62247506
We'll see about that.

>>62252939
How horrifying.

>>62253736
do you mean whorifying

I liked the artstyle of that game, some of the balance was very questionable but the design seemed interesting.

>lando didn't know what a band was until high school
Is he, yknow...

>>62257611
I thought he meant like a REAL band
or did he mean he only listened to solo artists before then?

>>62257654
He said he didn't know what records and bands were until high school, that's about it.

https://youtu.be/xmEV5d29O24

>>62259926

The Andon stream was actual kino

kusorcs stop dying stream soon

>>62260067
I didnt understand the game so i hated it :( gave me very good Randon sounds though

>>62261519
Basically Phasmophobia but instead of taking equipment into a haunted house to collect clues and avoid getting killed by ghosts, you take equipment out into a hostile environment to collect loot and avoid getting killed by monsters. In either case, you have a limited budget to buy tools you can use to help you finish the mission and get a payout, but if you die, you lose your investment (and it makes your next job harder because you have less money to work with). And there's a lot of screaming.

>>62246208
>>62247009
https://rentry.org/andonsounds#2023-11-08-chatting-before-lethal-company-with-randonchannel-tonight

>>62263518
thank you ToT

i am the only NEET randonnite

Somebody help me here please I need more lewd art

>>62266193
be the change you wanna see

>>62266193
Get some coomer meds Or pay Milks to draw you whatever you want.

>he's awake

minchi sex

>>62265640
false unless you're also me

orc on the telly

actual suika or trolling us again?

>>62269173
yea

bruh

Any anon who knows how to make games? It would be funny a suika game but with orbs.

he wants to be a dad so bad...

>>62269551
i'd suggest looking up tutorials or asking people on newgrounds/DA. wish you luck if you're doing that though

>>62270012
trad dad randon! ToT

IT IS THE SAME GAME

Give me the link to the ver of the game where you change the graphics

>>62268347
minchi was made for sexo

>>62270187
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2658820/Watermelon_Game/

>>62270405
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

its actually over

is he sure he isnt autistic? dudes talking about how the clicks on legos give him the chills

>>62271297
of course he’s autistic kek

>>62271297
you doubted it?

i think he's having a delusion live. i love my menhera schizo oshi

kino stream
feels like home

he got a watermelon before i ever achieved one...

>>62271901
its raining outside for me while im watching. max comfy kino

>>62272050
always remember

>let's add a little weight, shall we
randon please i can only get so aroused

>>62272346
ToT

>"Ribbions youve been with me for a long time you know I dont think about the things i say before i say it. it just comes straight from the heart and the balls"
that explains a lot

>>62272578
it's always been both his greatest strength and his biggest weakness

Vivi and Randon sharing simpsons quotes fuckin nerds

Why this version? Does he not have a switch?

>waiting for Lando to finish his morning beauty routine so he can switch to DnD character rolling

>>62272912
he has a switch and the equipment to stream with it. he's just being a troll

>>62272912
he has a switch he's just fucking around

>creating lore out of nowhere for his chuunibyou kingdom

mans on his trolling game hardcore today

second suika of the day
man is a born gamer

character rolling about to begin

>>62273606
dude is somehow the worst yet best player ive seen. incredible

sea shanties fucks

>>62274428
for me, it's space sea shanties.

good afternoon /orc/, made this for you

>when you almost convince him to roll 3d6 in order

>witcher 3 save file wiped
feelsbadman

god lando's morning voice gets me going
and this isn't even his sleepiest form

>>62274581
thank you for this

Are they really doing 4d6 drop 1 and going down the line?

meat shield huh

>>62274715
Yep, pretty common way to generate stat-lines

>clerick
oh no...

>>62274801
kek maybe the priest avi can get some usage now

Why are they rolling for stats? Which edition is this?

>>62274781
I get rolling for stats, but usually you choose which stats the numbers go to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2bkz2n9bGI

I'm going to need a list of sound effects, link the best moans!

>>62274926
5th edition iirc?

>>62274928
I might have to break out my old 3rd edition players handbook but it was i'm pretty sure even the rulebook explicitly mentions in order rolling. I know its less popular with people who might be new, but its really fun having a stat-line and then deciding what type of character it turns into

>>62275008
>>62263518
look through the database for now. i can try finding some for you after the stream is done

daimao ftw cant wait to see what you and Randon were cooking together

>the racists have stats bonus
I know this is true randon, but I dont think you should say it on twitch

>>62275477
>>62272578

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN SALAMANDER
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

he really likes that shark autist in his chat how cute

>>62275659
shark autist is a cute autistic femboy and i am excited for his streams

>>62275694
>all of the people Randon connects with are femboys/shota adjacent men
wdhmbi

>>62275831
What can be said, you get the benefits of that, later on you have a blank slate for your architect desires.

did they really just growl together kek

>snakeboy
dont snakes have 2 ding dongs

>>62276142
yes and it got brought up immediately kek

>>62276142
shark autist confirmed they do in youtube chat

>>62276142
yes, and its evolution is something very interesting

snakeboy Lando voring Randon ToT

random voring snake man lando while screaming in pain T0T

>>62276494
who's screaming in this scenario

>>62276550
me

>>62276550
both, but only one in joy

>>62276299
>>62276494
I'd throw up, but it would probably turn you on.

>>62276826
do we still have vomfags here or did we leave them back in /mans/

>>62276826
I am not a degenerate, vore doesnt turn me on
now watching anons puke? hell yeah brother give me that and ill be masturbating all day

>>62276826
how does someone even develop a fetish for puke

hashtags for any submissions #twitchplaysdnd #youtubeplaysdnd they'll be reviewing them on screen

>raids into a stream ending
some things never change

>>62277512
kek

good stream i'll try to get some timestamps in order

akashi when are you going to make and post more AI art of yourself i cannot take this anymore i need another sexy vampire trapwife hit or i will disintegrate i love randon

>>62278208
he hates (You) in particular so he will never post any more

https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1722725876469739860

>>62275831
he has things in common with other fruity people, simple as

>>62278964
well i guess ill just go kill myself then

>>62275008
https://files.catbox.moe/59dthw.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/82ouda.mp3
i like these a lot

>>62274428
What happened?

>>62280471
they fucked

>>62280471
randon got lando pregnant live on stream

>>62272785
I don't know who this Vivi is, so every time someone mentions them I picture a black mage.

>>62280534

>>62280713
kek

>>62280713
Somehow one of the only few people in his circle who have my sympathy or interest (first word isn't about the fact it's her, but about fact, that there's only a few of those people)

>>62281192
>sympathy
why?

>>62281192
is she on an iron lung or something

>>62281429
no shes just australian

>>62281235
Maybe sympathy is a very strong word and lack of it implies some disdain/hate or whatever, but it's more like complete indifference which can lead to dislike only because shoving into your throat, which probably will never happen considering Randon's personality
>>62281429
huh?

>>62281665
last line confused me

>>62281717
neither of these anons but i'm even more confused now

me orc me no read

me orc me autistic

me orc me orc

>>62281717
Did you mean what was written in the brackets? I just specified that I was surprised by the fact the I don't give a single fuck about any or Randon's friends, not about fact that the exception is Vivi

>>62281665
is English your second language by any chance?

that mother fucker said some dominant ass shit and I instantly knew someone in chat was gonna ask to call him daddy. almost fell on the floor I was laughing so hard

>>62283668
timestamp? for scientific reasons

>>62283913
I forgot how to timestamp on mobile but it's at 1:16:30

>>62284157
daddy fetish niggas are on some other shit lmao

>>62284157
lmao his voice wavering/cracking as he gets a case of the giggles midsentence

>>62284157
i gotchu https://youtu.be/0aV6FQfSuKk?t=4593

>>62284385
bruh he instantly knew he fucked himself around there. I was fucking crying

>>62284351
most likely not DDLG fetishists but run of the mill subs that just like a (non literal) daddy dom

>>62284548
thanks bro

>>62284548
no matter how ugly he makes himself someone in chat will always sexualize him thats kinda funny

>>62284859
Yeah this thread thirsty

>>62284548
https://youtu.be/0aV6FQfSuKk?t=958
"I'm not describing how I fuck; I'm describing how I get fucked!" he says while wheezing laughing
man looks like i missed some real shit this stream, will have to revisit later

>>62284908
wait people are actually horny for the orc? I thought it was a joke

>>62285107
the suika section of the stream was pretty wild

>>62275008
>>62275057
https://rentry.org/tempussounds-themes#vesper too
https://files.catbox.moe/j3ljas.mp3 (ahn~)
https://files.catbox.moe/f91t0i.mp3 (mmh~)
https://files.catbox.moe/iiwmf2.mp3 (choked yelp)
https://files.catbox.moe/21yr73.mp3 (pained scream)

Have a couple moans I separated out from longer clips:
https://files.catbox.moe/qff3xb.mp3 (oh~)
https://files.catbox.moe/9pjepi.mp3 (oh~)
https://files.catbox.moe/8z2i5z.mp3 (strained moan)
https://files.catbox.moe/xb5u8f.mp3 (strained moan)

>>62285830

>>62285830
goddamn it...

>>62285903
R

>>62285903
A

>>62285866
>>62263518
the other clips from the stream last night btw
didn't feel like listing them all but i might as well at this point
https://files.catbox.moe/6joe36.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/sb3jz0.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/w2wdrl.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/cp1hvk.mp3

>>62286377
missed one
https://files.catbox.moe/wnl981.mp3

>>62275008
not a moan but i feel this should be here
https://files.catbox.moe/j6or7p.mp3
YIPPEE

>>62286654
autism creature..

>>62286938
the previous one
https://files.catbox.moe/y7n0qf.mp4

>>62287145

>>62288506
kek I should git gud at my profession so he can say he's got metallurgist too

considering making a custom acrylic stand for casual outfit randon but i also want to wait to see what his merch is...options options..

>>62290926
Yeah we don't even know what the lowdown on the L2D situation is yet

>>62290961
>>62290926
I've been afraid to put too much work into anything for that reason. 'member grayman 2.0?

>>62291214
im glad i got the ohmonah merch in the end since its the only official merch of the 2.0 thats out. just figured out i can get custom acrylics for a buck so gonna put in an order for orc and greyman 2.0 stands

>>62291214
i still wouldn't mind 1.5 and 2.0 stands
the idea of custom making them crossed my mind but more as a theoretical because I'm too lazy
>>62291547
yo that's cheap wtf

>>62285903
T

>>62292128
at this point you have nothing to lose with custom making 1.0/2.0 standees since theyre not on sale/scalpers are the only ones profiting. finding a company online that can make customs is ez. cough aliexpress cough

>>62289058
wtf is that sounds like some looney tunes stuff. educate us

>>62278208
I'm not Akashi though. https://files.catbox.moe/sp1hir.png

he will not have his menshi tomorrow

>>62294426
randon POV

>>62293941
the study of the physical and chemical behavior of metals. I'm a welder so it's like an offshoot of the main science as I understand it

my legs are fucking fried

>>62296678
wait who fried your legs

>>62297675
YO MAMA
me on the squat rack thank god i took tomorrow off

WAKE UP FUCKERS

>>62300016
im going to sleep hoe

yeah can i order a uhhhhhhhhh 4k piece puzzle

ULTIMATE 4 THOUSAND PIECE PUZZLE

https://puzzle.aggie.io/LHNEuw
https://puzzle.aggie.io/LHNEuw
https://puzzle.aggie.io/LHNEuw
https://puzzle.aggie.io/LHNEuw

>>62302061
im good thanks

>>62302061
chu

>>62285145
Does this one have an official name?

Did he say what's on the agenda for tomorrow? I've seemed to have forgotten.

>>62309329
he didn't say but probably a membership stream

>>62310747
oh right he said that on wednesday or whenever that it'd be a menshi. Righto.

>>62309329
Friday streams are membership drawing stream, right?

I miss all of you

>>62312306
we're still here retard

>>62312306
And I love you too, random Anon

>>62312306
You have to let me go anon, the accident wasn't your fault.
How could you have known that bleach wasn't a good substitute for lemonade for our alcoholic lemonadas?

somebody axel syrios'd my 4k puzzle, can a puzzler teach this retard how to do the piece pile expansion meme. and maybe also how to 'lock down' pieces for the edge

>>62302061

https://puzzle.aggie.io/MADRWv

Same picture, but 1000 pieces puzzle with the side pieces in a different pile. I think the thingy can't handle 4k pieces

>>62314533
no thanks i wanted 4k but also thanks for trying

>>62314998
picky little fucker

shark autist just talking to other randonnites is too cute for me i am ngmi when he streams

orc funny

inshallah this will be used as the next thread OP

>>62318090
Anons collectively will let this thread die.
P.S. Is this a Djibouti flag on the art?

>>62318220
Bump limit is usually 300. Wouldn't mind it dying.

>>62318220
anon..

so he's gonna brand the orb each time we see the chatting stream right?

>>62320190
I think he has a branding fetish so most likely

>>62320315
being branded by hot, steaming orc cum ToT

>>62320315
He absolutely has a spade brand.

wau

im gona let it die

>>62324374
The hell you are.

i love randon “rapebait” neuring

>>62325509
he can never escape those allegations huh

>>62325509
Randon is for reverse mating press.

milky in purple telly

>>62327765
ehehe

hope you menshicucks know youre directly funding Randon's condom funds

Who's the shark autist people keep talking about?

>>62329656
>>/ggg/
jk its some biologist that caught greymans attention back when he was spamming WoW. they dont come here but i believe their brother does though i think his bro was an altventurer or something so they might still be in /MANS/

>>62329463
why would he need those

>>62330205
For balloons, I don't see any other sense

>>62330205
maybe he just likes wearing they for fun we dont judge here anonchaama

>>62330402
hell yeah

>>62330205
>>62330402
You can make a Walmart Fleshlight from a condom, a Pringles can, and some foam.

>>62330972
that sounds like an infection waiting to happen. just save up and buy the real thing

>>62331049
We're talking about a man with the poverty memes of a broke college student. Future personal safety is a minor concern when you can save more than 20 bucks and 10 minutes right now.

>>62331416
the poverty mindset is real..gonna spend fortunes on future med bills because he wants to coom for cheap

i'm really gonna do it this time, /orc/

>>62331691
Is it even loaded, my dear friend shotgunanon?

so how're you guys feeling after almost 4 months since grads? how has your vtuber watching habits changed?
personally for me i find myself watching a lot of indies that can fit my schedule and dipped my toes a bit into watching some vshoujo

>>62331906
>how're you guys feeling
pretty good
>how has your vtuber watching habits changed?
i completely dropped watching vtubers outside of randon and occasionally watching fauna when she plays an autism game

putting in bread

>waiting room up
he will stream today

what if milky rigs randon's png and adds a hidden unleash bellyjiggle feature

i am going to rape schmoop

>>62331906
>almost 4 months since grads
No... That's impossible. Honestly I'm still in disarray due to external factors. I haven't been able to settle into a new routine.

I'm mostly watching Randon and whoever he collabs with or raids (especially Lando), plus /here/chuubas sometimes. I catch clips of Tempus now and then since I still want to join but I just don't have an oshi there anymore. Been watching some of Mori's Metal Gear stuff too. I miss Myth, and unity in general. I hate how fractured everything feels now, Holo and elsewhere.

i hate him

>>62332979
it'll be 6 months soon since the hiatus was announced if you want to feel old

is it menshi today

>>62333294
if i dont give you an answer i'll have a higher chance of getting something drawn for myself

>>62331906
I only watched tempus for vesper and some time magni and bettel, so nothing change for me
I miss he post his weekly schedule tho

bread
>>62333526
>>62333526
>>62333526

>>62333546
i hate your breads

>>62333566
And we hate you