/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 55! Give it up for day 55!

things r just gonna get worst n keep on gettin worst

>>62208572
Gura cute!
Alright i'll drop it now, I've had my fun, antifagchama stopped being entertaining he's completely mindbroken now just spamming buzzwords and not even addressing the messages he's replying to

>>62208763
No1curr, fuck off with your blogpost faggot

I prefer darkmaze

>inb4 gurass

>>62208616
day 4*

Shion is sexier than Gura

Day 108! Give it up for day 108!

>>62208904
Day 54*

>>62208990
Chumbuds like Shion more than Gura

Gurass

>>62208904
It's pathetic you are even arguing over that. Taking more than 2 days off without telling your fans is scummy.

I gotta say, I feel bad for you guys.

>>62209365
Based

Does this mean Gooba's "boobas" are infinitely sensitive?

>>62209304
No I don't. You don't speak on my behalf.

>>62209365
those arent days off, she is working hard for us behind the scenes

>>62209304
True, I speak for all chumbuds

I am only here to laugh at you. While my oshi(s) just finished their 100 day streak of daily streaming, your lazy whore is on track to completing her 100 days of no streams streak. Has she even given you brainless yesmen ATMs your 3 year members badge yet? I doubt it lol, that would require giving shit about your fans. Anyways I got my morning stream to attend to.
bau bau

>>62209454
On what.

>>62209487
At this point 3 year badges would be an insult.

Least obvious falseflagger

>>62209518
oh projects

>>62209487
I'd rather play roguelikes than waste 100 days watching subpar female content. You do you bud.

>>62209573
Point to one(1) completed project in the last 60 days

>>62208572
GIWTWM

>>62209365
>Taking more than 2 days off without telling your fans is scummy.
Holy entitled faggot

>>62209574
>subpar female content
Literally Gura's recent streams.

>>62209629
song cover

>>62209755
Pretty sure anon was referring to the dogs. Gura us great though when she streams. No other EN can ever measure up.

>>62209906
>No other EN can ever measure up.
It's thanks to retards like you that she feels comfortable taking months long breaks

>>62209961
Not her fault vtubers are cringe and the rest of the branch sucks ass.

>>62209906
No, she's not. Have you watched her recent solo streams? She's completely checked out

>>62209961
How is pointing out that Gura is great mean I don't want her to stream? She is great and I wish she streamed more.

>>62210062
>recent

>>62209906
>Great
Her last stream was holocure. Can you really call 6 hours of holocure peak kino?

>>62210140
Gura can do a 12 hour silent stream with just a png and it would be kino

>>62210140
They're delusional. Like every chuuba Gura has some low-effort garbage stinkers. Hell she wanted to do react content for a while. She's hardly a god of creativity and content everytime she hits go live.

>>62210140
Compared to most EN streams? Yes.

>>62210200
Unironically true

Dino gura is sexy

>>62210219
She's just not that good my dude.these unrealistic expectations are part of the reason she feels like she can't stream anymore, treating her like an infallible god of streaming just puts her up on a pedestal and makes her feel incredibly uncomfortable. She's a goofy, silly and mostly average girl who makes funny noises and spouts dumbass memes.

>>62209653
well said
she needs to rest a few more years

Do actual chumbuds just stop coming to this site while Gura isn't streaming? I feel like you're a masochist if you continue to come to a thread like this or even Global when there's nothing for you to really talk about. You're just asking to read shitty bait, comments that are trying to make you upset, and dumb bullshit that makes no sense for no reason other than to 'fight the good fight' for your Oshi.

>>62210325
retard
go back

>>62210357
Bot response.

>>62210201
>>62210201
There's unironically nothing wrong with react content. I want to watch things with Gura. It's basically like a watchalong without the hassle. (Not to mention she said it was going to mainly be for when she takes breaks in a stream)
>She's hardly a god of creativity and content everytime she hits go live
Wrong. Every time she hits live it's gold.

>>62210515
>Nothing wrong with react content
We have fallen so fucking far, it's over. She might as well become a twitch streamer

>>62210325
Yes she is that good. Gura is just naturally great. We don't know why she isn't streaming. Don't try to spin your headcanon.

>>62210534
Cool, now just remove the arbitrary restriction for react content and were good.

>>62210590
My dude, are you even reading what I’m typing?

>>62210654
Along with many of the arbitrary restrictions Cover places.

Smell check

>>62210841
What..what are you smelling anon?!

Day 4! Give it up for day 4!

Day 54! Give it up for day 54!

Day 82! Give it up for day 82!

>>62210327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9lCw3fpdRw
thread theme

https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/abomination-jewish-virtual-library

Sex with a fembud.

>>62211226
The real krabs

>>62211583
Making fuck to the fembud

Guess ill go to work.

>>62212521
yo same, it's a work from office day for me
hoping for a stream frame by the time i come back in 6 hrs!

>was watching the dogs
>they raid into kiara
Hell no. I'm out

>>62212521
Certainly can't stick around and watch gura lmao

I've been gone the whole week and missed nothing? Yeah I think this is it for me, even if she comes back I won't care. Doing other things I enjoy is a lot more fulfilling than just waiting and arguing with retards.

Day 53! Give it up for day 53!

>>62212689
kiara is an improvement from the teletubbies desu

>>62212855
retard

>>62212855
kek

>>62212882
just being honest

Where is he???

>>62212882
>>62212914
Found the furfag shills

>>62213124
you again?
thought you fucked off

>>62212855
Two wrongs don't make a right, anon

>>62213124
A classic

>>62213262
is there anything wrong watching fuwamoco and kiara ?

>>62213246
I'm not even that guy. I'm just wondering how the fuck picrel must feel after all of this lol

>>62213124
please stop.... he's already dead

They are just baiting you to shit on other girls so they can screencap it and go
>See I told you they are fucking assholes

Just found out how raided the comments of the 3rd anniversary are. There's no way all or egen a fraction of them are chukbuds, and they all have bot account names too

>>62213376
fuwamoco makes content for actual diapear-wearing babbies, kiara is a genuine sweetheart but she's just not all that entertaining to watch most of the time

Stream tonight. It's wednesday.

>>62213376
They are both annoying as fuck

>>62213455
I'm a trident that posted under an alt because I don't want yesbuds to harass me on my main

>>62213498
That's fucking pathetic

>>62213456
>a genuine sweetheart
rumao

>>62213498
Fucking coward. You shouldn't care what they think.

>>62213528
>>62213578
I'm thinking about leaving a more filtered comment on my main but maybe if she doesn't stream in the next couple weeks

>>62213571
kiara is pretty much indisputably nice as fuck to pretty much everyone
if she were entertaining, she'd probably be the ideal holoEN member

>>62213642
This anon is living in the Twilight Zone

>>62213614
Just fucking let it rip imo. If its the truth fuck it.

>>62213717
eh it's a 2k+ comment shitfest that she'll never read anyway. On the first stream back I'll voice my discontent with her communication if she addresses it

>>62213791
I havent supad at all about the current situation but I think I will now. Everyone should.

stream bitch

>>62213791
>On the first stream back I'll voice my discontent with her communication if she addresses it
yeah and if she came to my house and suddenly started sucking my dick, I'd coom

>>62213791
>On the first stream back
lmao

>>62213791
She will never address it and if you don't blindly love and support her despite that you're a fakebud

>>62213791
>if she addresses it

>>62214701
>>62214701
This but unironically. Gura is the perfect chuuba, the definition of an idol

>>62213642
>kiara is pretty much indisputably nice as fuck to pretty much everyone

If people actually seriously think this unironically, they must have amputated their brains

Kiara is incredible passive aggressive
Kiara constantly spew out backhanded comments about other people
Kiara constantly shit on other people
Kiara constantly "Me me me me"
Kiara is rude to Mumei in every freaking collab she joins
Kiara behaves like young female teenagers when they get feral about another female that rivals them & becomes extremely defensive and shit-talk the "enemy" behind their back to try to get other females to retaliate against the rival etc etc

Kiaras whole personality is that of an immature insecure prepubescent teen, the absolute worse personality traits all consolidated into a single person

10%

I wish Gura would take idol lessons from fwmc. I don't love them the same way as Gura but they know exactly what to say to their fans.

>>62214945
is this pasta?

>>62214945
>Go bitch about it on 4chan
all I had to hear from her desu. FRAGILE

>>62214945
>Kiara streams
>Gura doesn't
In the end, KFP won...

>>62215072
I actually feel sorry for Gura, whatever happened to her it must take an extreme toll on the psyche!

>>62215072
Man that three year badge is really cool though, totally worth it.

>>62215166
Kiara streaming is a huge loss for the entire human race!

>>62215204
Kiara streaming is a big win for my entire face!
yeah, me.

>>62212784
you missed sports fes tho

>>62215364
k

>>62215364
Gura didn't stream sportsfes so no big loss

>>62215418
She was on stream though

>>62214945
>Kiara is rude to Mumei in every freaking collab she joins
I have literally never seen her being rude to Mumei.

>>62215072
i see you are still retarded

>>62214945
This is just being european

>>62215072
>My contract says you get exactly one hour

do you ever pull Gura up on your television and tribute her?

>>62216420
Nah just my phone

>>62215657
https://youtu.be/B7OmAfJEX4g?t=3004
"We really need someone like Mumei in our team or it is over to fast", constant negging & backhanded comments towards Mumei during the entire collab, notice how the others instantly switched topic as soon as Kiara stopped talking...

Also, during the "Girls Talk" where Gura was a guest Kiara constantly shat on Mumei

Do you even watch streams?

Pretty well known that Kiara is an absolute asshole

>gura comes back
>but, you have to let her sodomize you for an hour with both of her shark dicks at once
is it worth it for you, chumbies?

>>62217091
>It's real in my head
Literally all the holos say how much they love Kiara, why do the keep collabing with her otherwise

>>62217635
No downside

>>62217635
>but

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>62217716
>>62218063
>>62218488
Thread is in a terrible state and the only ones left are the faggots. Bottom of the barrel.

>>62218488
This is a very based poster desu

>>62218614
Is wanting to suck gura's dicks gay?
I always assumed it was kind of a gray area since gura is a girl

SHE HATES UUUUUUUUUUUUUS

>>62218754
No just me specifically

>>62218792
I made this post

Gura could've just said it was the mating period of her species, and everyone would be just fine with that.

I hate when I accidently click on one of the ads on this page.

>>62219438
What ads? Why aren't you using adblock like a normal person, anon?

Seriously, fuck Gura

>>62219603
don't worry, I'm already on it

>>62219603
I'm trying

>>62219603
Her dunn da do no wrong

>>62219603
>>62219619
>>62219644
don't worry, I will.

>>62219539
Because I'm browsing on my phone at work.

Gawr Gura did nothing wrong.

>>62219878
>Gawr Gura did nothing
I know

What's the best Gawr Gura themed keycap set on aliexpress? Chinese black friday is coming up this weekend.

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256804707860229.html

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805799226045.html (pic related)

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805541295322.html

>>62219858
you can use ublock on phone too, you silly

>>62219983
those all look really bad

>>62208572
property of Kronii

>>62219878
go back >>jp/45188683

>>62213455
you can argue they aren't chumbuds, probably true and I dunno because I don't keep track, but the bot/throwaway thing isn't true anymore, that's the minority of newer comments aside from like one or two persistent retards
alot of stuff now is being done with 'main' accounts, not registered yesterday throwaways, it is now socially acceptable to shit on her, or drop by to tl;dr about how you're a real fan who loves her and then ironically tell other people to stop being parasocial and touch grass, or just argue

>>62209454
>us
I see you

Somebody's poisoned the water hole!

Gura daijoubu?

Gooby goo, where are you?

i just wanna wub the dino tummy :3 (my oshi has given up on me and I'm going to kill myself)

>>62213124
LMFAOO this will never not be funny. I seriously wonder if he’s still a chumbud

>>62222433
He sounds like the kind of chumbud who unironically posts in /cc/

Please talk to me again soon, Goomba. I swear I never did anything to hurt you.

Day 4! Give it up for day 4!

Gooba please what did we do wrong why do you hate us

I just want to die

Gura hates us.

Gura hates me the most!

I'm a pathetic loser and I want gura to kill me

I'm a pathetic loser and Gura wants to kill me

Im Gura and I want to kill these pathetic losers

She's near, prepare yourselfs.

>>62224308
Still awhile until next year.

what if the jokes about gura being a military sub was true
she is actually serving in some degree in a current military conflict
its why cover cant do anything, uncle sam is telling them to sit the fuck down
gura was actually some sort of army reserve and has now been deployed

>>62224418
Yeah, the grill that barely can lift a milk package surely is deployed in the military

Can someone be a darling and give me the link to OP?

>>62217091
What's wrong with what Kiara said? Explain it to me like I have autism.

>>62224794
here you go buddy :3 >>62208572

>>62224873
Thank you, i appreciate it (y)

>>62224912
How lazy are you https://twitter.com/ugaaaa5/status/1722260383380258876

>>62224958
Why link to twitter when i asked for OP link? (i already got it)

Hey I lost the link to the secret chimbiecord, can anyone share

>>62225081
chimbids..

>>62224710
She's a shark
She's 100x more effective underwater

Gura I love you I miss you!

Gura wants to sabotage her own career and that's perfectly okay.

Kiara said she will retire when she feels like she's financially stable. It's so over for us...

Where is my goddamn loli

This could be us, but you playin'
:(

>>62226129
This is why peasants should only be paid enough to survive day by day.

>>62226129
so never, with inflation

>>62226129
I doubt that, what else shes going to do? And why haven't any of the JP girls retired? or are all of EN just doing it for the money.

>>62221077
I seen randoms shitting on her on Twitter comments and under random clips and Holo related polls, it's just a socially acceptable thing to say she's ghosting/lazy now

>>62226893
I mean, since when has it been unacceptable to tell the truth?

If you want gura to stream more you're an anti, let her do what she wants.

>>62227208
The correct position is if you want Gura to be forced to stream you're an anti.

>>62227272
Well she's already established she doesn't want to stream, so not forcing her is basically the same accepting she'll never stream regularly again.

>>62227393

I want to cover Gura in kewpie

she has hoo'd her last cha, get ready for the announcement any day now

>>62228176
There is never going to be an announcement give it up she will always be streaming for us when she has a break from recording songs and other projects.

>>62228176
>>62228350
Holy samefag

Let's be honest, Gura probably finds the idea of having to waste another year of her life pretending to care about a bunch of losers dreadful.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>62228420
Is it a waste when she earns millions of dollars a year? I would easily take the basementdwelllers mooney

Stream today?

>>62228550
She earns dough regardless of doing anything. Superchat income is trivial to her

>>62228951
Absolutely, 100% sure of that

>>62228951
half an hour from now!

>>62228350
>>62228951
funny guys

Sex with Plush Gura

>>62228983
Lies! She is on a downwards spiral:

First loss of income is SC

Second loss of income is membership since people don't gonna be member forever to someone who doesn't stream

Third loss of income is people not gonna see the value in merch anymore from someone whos not there "for" them

Thats 90% of her income easily wiped out

https://litter.catbox.moe/h2fia0.mp4
should I post it on my main channel or the tiktok chumbies

>>62229190
Post it up your prolapsed butthole

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>62229190
Very cute post it everywhere! I will like you on twitter!

>>62208904
Point me to her stream 4 days ago

>>62229286
but I goop from there..

>>62229161
Post plushy

>>62229177
for me it's merch, then supas, and then membership if I feel awful enough eventually.

>>62229433

Has anyone actually frustrated enough with gura to unsubscribe from her?

seriously considering it

>>62229960
Historically correct picture

Ventana Veyron V2 RISC-V CPU Launched for the DSA Future

Haha... oopsie, guess who forgot she's a streamer again... h-horfhorfhorf....

>>62230189
wasn't this a sketch, was it completed?

By far the most erotic Gura picture in existance

>>62230352
nothing beats the man eater one

>>62230352
but why does she look like a child?

HORFHORFHORF

>>62230344
someone just ran the sketch through an ai image gen

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>62230445
That's the sound I make as I get close gooming.

is gura dead?

>>62230420
>child
Mine!

Sharkwife doko?

>>62231439
she's with me, her husband

Gura can't be an adult she's too erotic

Wife soon?

Gura should stream on CHATURBATE

>>62229970
not unsubbed no, but i unmembered. Helped me care alot less not spending money on the absence.

The new normal is real

>>62233289
Of course, why would Gura lie?

>>62232251
Soon is relative.

I aim at Gura
I miss Gura

>>62227356
No she hasn't. You don't know her life situation and just cynically assume the worst of her.

>>62233612
I love my honest wife.

>>62233612
She implied the new normal was once a week, not once every three months. She's a lying bitch.

my wife

>>62233808
Maybe you're too stupid to understand my wife, sorry you are retarded.

>>62233641
cynical was like saying 'oh look who's doing it again' after a week, it's been three months

I think vegans should stop being vegan

GUESS WHO FORGOT ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE AGAIN HORFHORFHORF
aha! classic Goomba :3

What the chumbies up to?

>>62234199
playing wc3 customs

>>62234199
I am playing civ6

>>62234199
troubleshooting a gpu hiccup of some sort

>>62234199
Playing The 7th Saga

>>62234199
Playin pokemon again

>>62234025
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"

>>62229177
New merch just dropped.
https://files.catbox.moe/n2blvr.png

>>62235034
I wish more vtubers did merch like this

>>62234306
>>62234311
There’s no way these are two separate chumbies. Absolutely shocking

i remember karaoke

>>62235120
what do you mean chumbie

>>62096274
50% wrong, retard

>>62234199
Just got done checking for Gura sightings for the day and now I'm playing black desert.

>>62235175
I just assumed without question civ6 guy was wc3 guy

>>62235289
what made you think that? rts games are too fast for my slow brain

>>62235470
Why nekkid?

Just thinking about goob

>>62235470
Always playing the same game
Game is three letters with a number at the end
Therefore, same anon. That is how my brain works

>>62235482
why not huhaha

https://youtu.be/1d8oqIXtjdo?si=f5oDZqomCfoPgKlX&t=46

>>62235617
>Game is three letters
>wc3
chumbie I think your brain works funny

>>62235765
Uh 3 is a letter

>>62235765
then I guess civ6 is four letters, chucklenuts

>>62235903
then civ6 are four letters dumbud

6 is a number

>>62235903
then I guess civ6 is four letters, chucklenuts
you saw nothing

Does Gura dream of chumbuds?

>>62235998
>>62236009
Stop calling me out on my webzone

>>62235968
>>62236009

3 is a letter, 6 is a number, fool chumbies

>>62234199
i was working on a youtube poop when i found an old gura-related project from last year
it's making fun of gura raging at kirby to the tune of Gourmet Race
it's like 95% done, not sure why i didn't finish it. maybe i'll finish it this weekend

>>62236403
One time I saw a streamer stream himself editing a video, and I thought it was really interesting, I wish Gura would do that with us.

>>62236520
yeah she knows a lot about editing and recording and stuff, would be cool to see
davinky is overwhelming

>>62235617
If you want to get more confused I'm another anon and I'm currently playing sc2 customs

are chumbies on suicide watch

>>62234199
I'm playing Backpack Battles.

genuinely how do you guys even cope at this point

>>62236774
Yes.

>>62236913
I don't, I'm just sad, I have accepted that things will probably never get better, but I want to see how it ends.

>>62236913
I think we're in the "acceptance" phase.

>>62236774
>>62236913
I like how Chumbies are literally just minding their own business but then you antis just come out of nowhere to shit up the place.

Is it okay if I

>>62236913
Distract myself by watching others and sleeping

>>62237138
So true sis
Go back to your discord where you can jerk each other off about how much you don't care about gura

>>62237101
acceptance isn't what I'd call it, because I think that usually implies being able to cope and move on, but close enough I guess

>>62237203
I'm not suicidal. I take my vitamins.

>>62237101
until she streams during new years and then leaves again, starting the cycle again

>>62237203
Yes because saying you're definitely showing how much you care about Gura by antagonizing Chumbies for no reason.

>>62237395
Also funny to accuse others of being in Discord when your posts trying to bring the mood down happened at around the same time.

>>62237395
finally someone that cares about us...

https://youtu.be/aPS85patDaQ?t=3352

I wonder how Gura BBA is going, launching soon?

I believe that the chumbies should be friends

>>62208990
uohh so erotic !! :sob: :anger:

>>62234995
The exact minimum about of curvature to be insanely attractive.

>>62237138
You're a faggot

>>62236313
>chumbuds want to fuck this

I'm hungwy now

>>62236913
I just do other shit. Watch videos on YT, surf the web. It doesn't bother me anymore. I don't watch any other vtuber either

>>62238377
She was so high during that stream <3 T o T

>>62238496
I love my medicated fish wife.

>>62238496
retard

I love gura and her fembuds

>>62238621
Thank you hyper cumbud

>>62232601
Creepy little fuck

>>62232601

No but seriously, i start to think that she actually has a terminal deciece, her streaming, mental state and stuff reminds me of the last year of Technoblade

There should be a way to banish users to other boards as punishment. Imagine, troll gets banned. For community service, they HAVE to make 10 good effort posts in /b/, and then they’re allowed to come back again.

Ame said sometimes she ghosts management too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO1KIlhbZps
THEY ARE.

My love of Gura will never wane.

Gura is my real girlfriend. Please hang out with me, Gura!

>>62240802
Just proves the EN branch was a mistake, only concist of entitled brats all of them

Gura owes me sex

>>62241252
I can have sex with you instead, i want some sex, give me the sex

>>62241371
bend over, chumbie :3

>>62241371
>>62241448
The buttbuds are real...

>>62234199
watching steins gate for the first time. not bad so far

>>62234199
I washed my dishes and about to clean up my desk.

>>62215364
She was barely functioning during the entire stream. Very clear she's just there due to contract obligations. Everyone needs to prepare for her graduation before next Spring. It's only fitting to do it then so Hololive can put on a spectacle like a real High School gradutaion. Why do you think she got a new school uniform outfit.

ear

>>62242082
*mlem*

>>62242082

>>62242082
I want to goom inside that ear

>>62242056
I'm going to be preparing for her graduation in 2124. I hope my canned food lasts.

>>62242056
she can come back whenever. or never. she can drop the vtube thing and stream as a real person or continue under hololive. we will support her no matter

>it’s another night of chumbuds jerking off to Gura’s ear
Oh boy

>>62242082
T u T

>>62240802
They should ignore this stuff. If only they would stop doing these projects/recordings in general.

>>62242082
Hard to wank to the Michael Jackson nose though

When will Guba get a real nose?

>>62242226
>stream as a real person
This girl? No way

>>62242708
Fuck off anti

i dont want to go to work tomorrow

I'm watching Bijou play DMC right now and I keep having flashbacks to when Gura fought the same bosses too...the memories of the good times...

>>62217635
shit's probably so tiny no one would feel a thing so no downsides

>>62242770
Gura should get over her fear of getting mating pressed by ojisans.

>>62242770
I'd be to horney to focus on her stream.

>>62243002
I might rewatch a Gura DMC VOD tonight. That or maybe a resident evil one.
Oh yeah, I’m feeling comfy tonight fellas.

>>62243002
And here I was thinking there wasn't going to be a le sad DMC comment.

>>62244127
here I was thinking some retard wasn't going to reply to it

Gura has girly front parts

I miss karaoke nights.

>>62244789
And her back parts?

>>62244825
I miss streams in general, including karaoke nights

>>62244861
Gabby has a nice butt

>>62244888
same desu

>>62244888
Don't worry, Movie May will be starting any day now

>>62244861

I need my goobgoob. Always need goobgoob.