/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WHERE MY LIA SCHEDULE I NEEDS IT NYOWWWWWW

ϟ Lia Friends ϟ
Phase Connect >>>/vt//pcg/
Neuro-Sama >>>/vt//swarm/
Pomu Rainpuff - https://twitter.com/PomuRainpuff
Rurumi - https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
KKCyber - https://twitter.com/kkcyberai
Aoi Moi - https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Nyaru - https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Mieko Mino - https://twitter.com/mino_mieko
Kamishiro Rita - https://twitter.com/RitaKamishiro
Ushio Ebi - https://twitter.com/ushioebi
Punkalopi - https://twitter.com/Punkalopi
Nova Aokami - https://twitter.com/novavreverie
Raki Kazuki - https://twitter.com/RakiKazuki
Da Michi - https://www.youtube.com/@ShisuiMichiru
Hakushika Larry - https://www.youtube.com/@HakushikaIori
Faye Mata's perfect tits - https://i.imgur.com/imT0dGn.png
Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort - https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife
L.A Flights - https://www.youtube.com/@L.A.FLIGHTS

>>62031246
tits too bigh

Hello, yes, liaschizo here. Revisiting one of the most speculative rrats delving into the complex interplay of the Ashelia x Pippa origins. It’s my thought that the song “Pippa the Rippa” isn’t a song celebrating Pippa’s own ambitions but instead a meta deconstruction of “Ashelia” and Lia’s original expectations and motivations for pursuing vtubing inside her broader experience of Idol groups. This also plays somewhat into the Pippa x Nyaru interview being a thinly veiled proxy on Lia’s own foundations. When viewing the content of Pippa the Rippa we see ambitions that don’t necessarily align with Pippa showing instead an Idol vision that more appropriately aligns with Ashelia. Particularly the shadowy adversarial nature of the other performers outlined in the lyrical content only really applies to Lia’s newcomer status in the industry. I think this ties deeper into Pippa’s incredibly subtle denigrating treatment of her fans and the hallmark subcontextual negging that many of the girls utilize to affirm/shit test their viewers for their self admission of being attracted to any one talent. Lia’s lack of “””traditional”””” Idol singing / drawing / game autism is something that really highlights the X factor of her performance but also serves the basis for the complex mockery inherent to the dynamic between Pippa and Lia wherein quite literally they become inversions of one another’s originally stated paths. Probably right up there alongside the highly volatile three way Virus x Cat x Star dynamic that was a staple post Lia 2.0 launch. Lia’s had an amazing stand alone year so far with only faint hints of leaning on her Shiina relationship as an outside influence from within the company. Lia’s recent “bestie” business does good in highlighting her similarities but even more so shows the things in Lia that Nova is not. I think stemming from the initial Pippa x Nyaru collabo Lia learned and exploited the raw power of utilizing collabo partners as strong delineators of the charm points Lia posses that her stream partner lacks. I’m wondering if as Winter drags on we might see a return to a more “high friction” adversarial nature of interactions with talents that further hone the Lia character.

When will lia start putting effort into streaming again? It's been low quality and low quantity content for months now

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

I like Lia. What do?

>>62032753
Now you party DUH

>>62031737
Fine speech, but i question how much you like and are loyal to Lia.

ϟ Dedicated Lia Clippers ϟ

Super_Succubi https://youtube.com/@super_succubi?si=5F36hFQrC3C-JBas
Farnese Dreshner https://youtube.com/@rinkult-priest?si=8LF6fXqsfkhjGz8y
2 Views And Sad Girls https://youtube.com/@2ViewsClips?si=vyVTN9lqH8oSYePT
ILOVELIA https://youtube.com/@ILOVELIA-UUUUuuuuuu?si=hQWFZiR71kEizKY_

ϟ Variety Clippers who clip/have clipped Lia (Lia clips vary in consistency, but still supporting helps Lia in the long run.) ϟ

WhitetailM42 https://youtube.com/@WhitetailM42?si=xULAdgD9E4j2bZ8j
Necro https://youtube.com/@Necro-X?si=AWUHKspEszaK17ZP
Takenoko Clips https://youtube.com/@takenokoclips?si=0_E__L64tk5cmZva
Azehara Ch. https://youtube.com/@AzeharaCh?si=d9kgWInmFucSM5-O
Low Effort Clips https://youtube.com/@LowEffortClips?si=nay4QVE6T238GM6t
IXIV (Vtuber Clips) https://youtube.com/@IXIV_TV?si=ccWIUkVLJYRvcA1l
Ichiban Clips https://youtube.com/@IchibanClips?si=uD3c2mOceLFoZqss
Momo Silverfeather https://youtube.com/@momo42069?si=-XfmUEMIXF9T8yGi
Hag Enthusiast https://youtube.com/@HagEnthusiast?si=xtKutWbNR_Zt8Gme

>>62033265
Why would you want to hurt me like that?

>>62033869
Because I like you

>>62029681
They seemed very promising about a year ago; they were having interactions with Phase as if they wanted to position themselves as friends, kinda like Tsunderia was in early 2022. Then they had some issues at the start of 2023, they had the chair yab, and they haven't quite recovered since then. But they are still around, they are in the mix with other small corpos, like PixelLink, Vreverie, V&U, so props to them.

>>62033869
Because you anti Shiina

I want to correct liaschizo with hugs and kisses

When are they doing the divegrass draw?

>>62035242
Soon

>>62034689
>chair yab
Qrd?

>>62034721
Eh, that's just the right thing to do.

>>62035242
hope we play the horsefuckers

>>62034689
I would say that despite the issues they had, they have recovered remarkably well. As long as nothing happens with Gen 2, they will continue making up for any losses from that.
>>62035658
One of the members held a birthday donothon and the top donor would get her old chair. There were rumors about the chair actually belonging to someone else but it ended up being untrue. People focus on that one because it's one of the more egregious rrats.

>>62036002
How would they possibly know the chair belonged to someone else?

>>62036097
Because of connecting the dots on Twitter with people close to the girl.

>>62036097
Whos chair was it?

>>62036353
>Whos

I want to smell Lia’s ballet slippers

>>62036097
>>48889718

I want to smell Lia’s gaming chair booster pad she sits on

[Update] Team /vt/ will be playing /sci/ in the Round of 16 next weekend

>>62036964
Is that good or bad?

>>62037108
/sci/ advanced on only 3 points. That should be winnable game if the team is focused and plays with heart!

>>62037533
Is this meant to discourage architects?

>>62037647
>he thinks they can be stopped

>>62031737
I think i understood 40% of this. Am still incredulous you typed this all on your iphone. That is dedicated schizo behavior

>>62037647
You tell me

>>62039170
frick off, dave

I miss Miss Lia

sorry bros, won't be home tonight to set up the cytube

>>62040182
Don't worry lad, I got persm so I can set some stuff up.

Give me some suggestions and I'll play them in the cytube in ten mins

>>62040541
Blank Check

VOD TIME
We'll be watching Ghostbusters, followed by the truman show and some Lia vods!
Cytube link:
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace the DOT with .
Links to movie for those without cytube :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj2nqC1THzk

>>62040541
Young Guns

Good pick, this is my favorite movie of all time

[Good News] Lia from Phase Connect is joining the Oshi Push battle

https://twitter.com/JapanimeGames/status/1721279387448881646

>>62041502
Sweet, was worried she was not gonna make it in!
>>62041296
>>62040822
I can add one of these after if you guys want, got any links?

>>62041502
doomposter-who-said-Lia-wasn't-in-because-she-is-graduating status?

>>62041502
>Lia is IN
>only one who got new art

>>62041502
Is it me or is the art much lower res than the rest of the image?

>>62041876
it is. I bet they weren't planning on announcing her for a bit, but there were several comments on all the announcements demanding Lia so maybe they gave us the Lia early
I wonder if Lia having new art for it means the other 6 girls will have new art for their cards too by the time production happens.

>>62041838
I schizod too soon…

>>62041502
woohoo!!!! I apologize for dooming!
>>62041743
I am happy to be wrong. I was very annoyed that it looked like she wasn't included. guess I just need more patience

>>62041502
>>62041743
>>62042402
I love Lia and I love likers but sometimes... they are something

>>62043097
lia likers have a chip on our shoulder. always have.
we will always push for lia to have a spot in things

I want to slime Lia

I want Lia to slime me

GHOSTS AREN'T REAL

>>62041502
I will now buy your card game

>>62043901
is it a physical card game or digital?

I want to kick that ghost dog monster down a flight of stairs

>>62043305
I mean, sure, I'm talking about the doomposting and then... "ah, nothing happened, Lia was included in the cards after all, no issues"

>>62044689
>go from extreme lows to extreme highs
very on brand. We are just like Lia.

Is the new Ghostbusters movie really that much worse than the original? Honest inquire.

>>62045590
it is dog shit

>>62045590
The original 2 were great. There was Ghostbusters 2016 with women, which was universally panned. Are you talking about this? Then there was a newer, more recent Ghostbusters in 2020, I think. I heard it was *okay*, since they actually had the original cast make cameos, so it felt like a good tribute. (I didn't watch it, it's just what I've read.)

>>62045590
the all girls Ghostbusters was good and it only got hate because it was popular to hate it.

>>62045590
The recent ghostbusters? It's decent, but nothing really special. Felt like more like nostalgia bait than anything else, like Indiana jones 4

The all female SNL cast 2016 ghostbusters? One of the worst films ever made

I want to read liaschizo's thoughts on he 2016 Ghostbusters.

kirsche in ghostbusters?

>>62047231
Can't be, he looks too slim

I am fiending for some Lia

>>62046189
bait

imagine lia covered in think gooey slime cream

boomer movie like ghostbusters holds up.

>>62047907
Really one of the very few movies you can really call timeless, bill Murray is hilarious

Truman show is up next in the cytube btw, link for the cytube deprived https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3wRLV2TGPQ

Honestly Lia should karaoke Potion in honor of her cute sister Michiru.

Name one phase cover/original better than potion, I'll wait

Lia friend Aoi is LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giAILrnFSec

This time change is kicking my ass already. Feels like 11

This was probably the worst Halloween in decades and I think it's somehow lias fault. How did she kill the spirit?

>>62048396
>decades
ojisan.....

>>62041502
I am heppy because I know Lia working with a game company means a lot to her and this is a day 1 bucket list check for her

>Fiji is a place
nigga i thought it just made water wtf

>>62048253
Glad >He's been back to regularly streaming again, missed out on my lil nigga

>>62046189
RLM did a good breakdown on how that was a false narrative

>>62048855
Where did you think the water came from? I do tradle and like half of their exports is water lel

>>62048396
Tue/Wed Halloween is always lame, not Lia's fault the callender screwed us

>they never found Truman's dad's body
>they never found Ashelia's body
sus

was this before or after Joe Schmo Show

>>62049920
does Joe Know?

i miss her so much

Do likers enjoy cbt

>>62052078
what is that? is that the cum eating fetish?

>>62052105
Cock and ball torture

Did this movie spawn reality TV as we know it?

>>62052251
yes

Lia friend Sayu is on day 44 of her donothon!

honestly, Lia should start saying "schnee schnee schnappy" again. It was an underappreciated banger.

I want to kick that old man's dog down a flight of stairs

Why does he just kill hisself?

>>62053001
what does it mean?

>>62053264
it is Liaspeak, you aren't meant to know

Is this the only respectable Jim Carey movie?

>>62053563
>What is The Mask
>What is ace ventura
>What is bruce almighty

>>62053660
triple schlock

>>62053563
is this movie came out today, he wins an Oscar

they had ipads back then?

>>62053660
The Mask has the best Cameron Diaz... hnnng

[Sad News] Truman has graduated

Lia scheduel doko

>>62044534
It could go either way. The company makes both physical and digital.

>>62054124
I always thought she was gross. But you can change my mind maybe i am missing something

>>62053001
It’s German iirc

I wonder if Lia has ever spit in someone’s food?

new Lia short

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QRd_II08dQ0?feature=share

>>62056640
I wish Lia and I were blood related

>>62055267
Gross? How? She's gorgeous!

>>62057321
she just weird looking

>>62057831
Weird face? Her body is gorgeous, peak shape, curvaceous, and she's tiny, like 5'2". Face, well, everybody a different taste but she's good looking to me, blonde, kind warm eyes.

>>62058017
>tiny
Is she really that small? Why did I think she was a stork lookin tall girl

>>62058082
I don't know how tall she is... but I cannot imagine she is tall at all. Camera tricks and everything but I'm sure she's short.

>>62058339
She is 5’9
She tall

>>62058552
da fuck, my little princess cannot be that tall... there must be a mistake somewhere...

Sup faggots(compliment).

Don't die now!

wake up

>>62066004
It's 2 am bozo. Cute drawing!

>>62066081

>>62066187
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you!

Lia schedule doko

Lia nose doku

I hope Lia stubs her toe

>>62068546
Rude

I wanna pinch Lia's nose and make her gasp for air.

>>62068870
She has no nose so she would be fine

Not have a nose is probably what made Lia and Yuri the prefect team. She could smell Yuris braps and thus wasn't scared off by her

finally updated lia’s wiki page properly. that thing had parts that were 2 years outdated

>>62069710

Hate the time change and the J’s
Love femanon

>>62069710
nice.

>>62069710
Funny how "Lia likes" is just ϟ Lia's Boys ϟ

Miao miao

>>62072672
Cat Sex

I want to pour a bowl of cake batter down Lia’s panties

>>62073168
hot

Im tired

This honestly feels like the the longest dry spell of Lia we've ever had.

Last big collab was pomu over 2 months ago, october has had to lowest amount of streams/most cancellations out of any non official break month, and It just feels like Lia has been very distant overall.

I just hope whatever's going on behind the scenes gets better and she finishes off the year strong with december

Lia sister Michiru is playing with dinos again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVs7NnR2nHs

>>62074640
Cute witch

>>62074188
We went over this. Lia is even better when she’s blowing off streams to do things that make her happy.

>>62074640
What exactly is this game? What is the goal? How do you win?

>>62075442
I have no idea.
Just collect dinosaurs and make bases.

Thinking about banging pucks in deep for Lia

>>62075563
Remember no slapshots at da community rink bud

>>62075521
Does anybody else play ark

>>62076314
In the company?
Wemi has.
Michi has played with Nasa.

>>62074188
I completely disagree. all Lias streams since she came back from her latest break have been really fun, you can thank the shitty detroit con for less Lia this week

>>62076831
Don’t respond to disingenuous doomposting.

>>62077394
sorry I just woke up, brain not fully functioning

>>62075563
bud

>>62073168
Uniroincally that sounds cute. Imagine Lia squirming

Hope Lia streams today

>>62078410
personally i'm pumped and jacked for monday night Lia

>>62073168
This sounds like a recipe for painful yeast infections

>>62078471
>yeast
Isn’t that a bread or beer thing?

>>62078662
based anon who knows nothing about female anatomy

>>62078719
Things I know about girls
>their vagina bleeds once a month
>they have dog brains
>they don’t fart

>>62078719
>>62078791
woman gross

>>62071868
it just made sense desu. much better and accurate than the standard wiki page Kevin set up 2 1/2 years ago that was just standard trivia from her debut

>>62078791
this is all you need to know honestly

>>62079127
I mean, suerly I prefer having updated page over the old trivia one. It just seems for me too much on the nose that it was made by /here/ folk

>>62079775
anon idk if you know this or not, but /here/ did not invent Lia lusting after and being sexually frustrated towards 2d anime boys. Lia invented it. It is a key part to the Lia experience.

>>62079948
>Lia invented lusting over 2d boyos
Not the thing I said but like whatever. Not gonna be that guy

>>62080236
i meant in the context of Lia obv. Lia having a 2d harem is not a 4chan meme like, say, if teen idol sensation was listed as a nickname

>>62080375 (me)
or if waterbros or xalabussy was listed as a "Lia dislkes"

>>62080464
waterbros isn't a /here/ thing, it's universal but said meme is dead

>>62080551
Like the erp, it started here and then got quickly adopted by discord niggers.

>>62069710
reading it over, think it's p good all in all
not too wordy like some
not too barebones like it was

good vibes to Lia hopefuly she streams tonight!

I'm awake

>>62082103
I hope you had dreams of Lia

>>62076831
yup. even Tenma took days off this weekend because of convention stress.

>>62080950
Cute art

Honestly Lia should play the drums

>>62084600
She would probably have a panic attack at the noise

>>62082103
This is my favorite yippee edit, so ominous

>>62078791
>>they don’t fart
girls 100% brap and they smell worse than any smell imaginable esp when they are pregnant.

>>62086704
I will be the judge of that

man I miss Lia i need her nonsense injected into my veins tonight

>>62087333
damn he was a beefcake back in the day

>>62087884
He can still get it

where is lia...

>>62088537
she is likely asleep

Lia friends the crazy brothers of LA Flights are LIVE!

https://youtu.be/_NTXGvuYVrY

I hope Lia remembers my name

>>62088537
Lia's last known whereabouts were her commenting on Pomu's butthole

>>62089141
FNAF expert Lia from Phase Connect collabing with Amanohag Shiina.

>>62089349
nice hopefully lia reveals full schedule tonight

>>62089349
good. I hope for more Lia Phase collabs for the rest of the year. Needs to reassert her presence.

Bros, I think I like girls. They're really cute and soft and make cute noises, especially Lia.

>>62089673
seeing as Lia is so close to 100k, I would like to see her try and collab with Tenma, Pippa, and Uruka in individual collabs. Pippa and Tenma were instrumental in getting Lia started off the ground with her debut so Lia reaching such a milestone might mean something to them because Lia was a baby. Uruga was Lia's first friend and they haven't collab in over a year.

>>62090022
girls suck! they smell bad and they have coochies.

>>62090119 (me)
I know Uruka is on break so understandable if it cant happen

Lumi currently praising Lia, how Sakana trusted in her

>>62090253
oh god now Lia is really graduating. Lumi giving the kiss of death.

>>62090253
full context?

>>62090646
Don’t believe her lies.

>>62090253

>>62090119
iirc tenma, pippa & lia literally put her debut together like the night before debut.

to demonstrate how such a bright eye'd rookie lia was, iirc she didn't know she had to prepare her own debut presentation she thought phase was gonna do it because they were micromanaging all the other aspects of the character.
so tenma goes to lia a day or so before debut and like "lia-chan! how is your presentation for the big day coming?" and lia goes "huh?" and tenma & pippa are like "oh no...fuck it lets go and make something happen"

i remember this story from a vod rep in cytube a few months ago lia told the story. may have made some headcanon up in my head, but it is probably at least 90% true

>>62090646
Lumi was just reminiscing about how her career was going on, and then she said something about how everybody was feeling nervous about Lia (possibly last year around September), but that Sakana was like "I trust in Lia".
Lumi also said it was not clear whether there was going to be a Gen3 or not, but Sakana made it possible; and also they are getting new managers, for example, a music manager because the previous one apparently had to leave for personal reasons. So in general Lumi was praising Sakana, and tangentially mentioned how Lia pulled through, and now she's doing good stuff. (Here doesn't want to hear positive comments towards Sakana, though.)

>>62091005
That sounds like something they would say in the 1-year anniversary streams. So one stream around June 2022. I remember watching Pippa's stream for 6-month and 1-year anniversary, and there's a lot of juicy bits from the early days in those streams.

any Lia tonight?

[Lumi news] I can't even dislike Lia for being a fujo because she is very passionate. She's great! I don't think Dizzy and Shiina are fujos.

What does fujo mean

>>62092402
you are pure anon

>>62092486
But that does answer what a fujo is

>>62092886
You tell me

>>62092402
fujoshi is a woman that likes homosexual (man-man) anime and manga (yaoi), and has other interesting behaviors because of that

As a new Liker, are there any Ashelia VODs worth watching? She seems almost like a different person back then

LIA TODAY?

Lia doko?

>>62093784
Her powerwash streams are great for her childhood lore

I wonder what Lia's thoughts on Thanksgiving are

>no schedule
>no waiting room
I know who's behind this.
>>62093784
Pokeslurs.

[Sad News] no stream today. deep dive hopefully on friday.

https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1721630716528889904

>>62095369
sad

>>62095369
aw man

>1 stream in the last 6 days
Hello darkness

>no stream today
>last stream was kinda mid
Suffering

>>62095798
Lower lows, higher highs.
Liaschizo probably has something to say

>>62095369
I'm ending it

>>62095369
LIAAA WHERE ARE YOUUUU ;(

Is this thread dies, Lia killed it.

>>62094453
Are you the airibro who made the all those high quality yippee? this is really good work

Any movies or vods

Spirits were so high before October hit, now Llia has been almost entirely gone, what happened?

Do you think Rinmama has cellulite?

>>62102114
She’s a 40+ white woman. Her brapper undoubtedly has cellulite

I like Lia even if she only kinda likes me

>>62102706
Xalabussy is not in power

>>62102891
>Lia and Shiina collab tomorrow on Meemaws channel
>Xalamon roams there as head mod
Guess again

>>62102997
FUCK

>>62091064
she's not lying cause when that happened Sakana was in discord when the Lia graduation rrats were running wild.

of course we know now the rrats were kinda true Lia was 99% gonna graduate then, but Sakana was that 1% that knew she wasn't finished not by a long shot.

also Lia friend and mother figure Rita is streaming

https://youtu.be/LSEJ4-3vtts

>>62103686
I will never ever understand how such a pure soul got into vtubing.

>>62103686
has rita ever said a single curse word on stream?

>>62103619
I remember a lot of people gave sakana shit for this as it cane across as being dismissive. he just trusted lia and knew she needed time. he belived in lia more than all of us did at that time

>>62104214
*came

>>62104113
Rita said heck once and got served a 2 week suspension by Sony

2nd grader lia

saw that

>>62103686
>open stream
>hit like button
>leave stream open
>"I will read a bedtime story to Pina for 2 hours!"

>>62103619
>>62104214
I never doubted. I like Lia.

>>62105153
what do you make of Lia's latest break, liaschizo?

>>62103686
People joke, but thid vtuber gives off complete mother vibes in a non sexual way, and now I feel both empty and fulfilled. Godamnit i'm losing it bitos

>>62105244
Simply waiting to announce her FNAF sponsorship.

>>62105311
If I had to staple a vtuber to Lia's side to tard wrangle her and keep her focused and keep her on the right path, I would immediately pick Kamishiro Rita.

I can play some Movies or VODs for tonight, anything in particular you guys feel like watching?

>>62105500
mortal kombat 1995

https://archive.org/details/mortal.-kombat.-1995.1080p.-br-rip.x-264.-yify_202308

then vod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2chqXiNwuw4

>>62105916
Freggy, I'll play these 2 at 8:00PM. Thanks!

[Good News] Lia touched grass on her days off and got by a bug and is having a reaction to the bug bite

>>62106003
*got bit by a bug

>>62106003

>>62105975 (me)
Actually I'll play it in the cytube rn, Got work to do but no sense in not playing it meanwhile

CYTUBE TIME
Well be watching MORTAL KOMBAT, followed by a classic Lia/Yuri collab!
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace the DOT with .

Movie link: Mortal Kombat (1995)
https://archive.org/details/mortal.-kombat.-1995.1080p.-br-rip.x-264.-yify_202308

Lia VOD link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2chqXiNwuw4

>thought I heard Rita say "PENIS"
>she just said "Pina's"
false alarm

Honestly Lia needs a Liu Kang haircut

who would Lia's Mortal Kombat counterpart be?

>>62106867
Johnny Cage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Best song of the 90's, not up for debate
Real Liker btw so you know I'm right

>>62106941
if you're a real Liker, then what is Lia's favorite karaoke song to sing?

Care to jig?
https://puzzle.aggie.io/NgSmkw

>>62106994
Easy, Lia stands with the cause and loves to sing about her burning hatred of brits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3nXku80y2Y

what if Lia has become a streaming enigma because she is training for the kumite tournament?

>They white washed raiden
Based, already love this movie

was that dave chappelle

>>62107332
>Christopher Lambert
We should all watch Highlander at some point

lia if real

>>62105362
does FNAF even do sponsorships

>>62107651
is that the smoke show from Billy Madison?

>>62107924 (me)
it is
also main bad guy is the grandpa from Johnny Tsunami

>>62108081
kek what a based surfer grandpa

>they actually just go to an island and have a big dumb fighting tournament

I was i had 4 arms so i could strangle Lia 4 different way

even the 4 armed freak thinks the Australian is disgusting

This actually isn't that bad for 90's CGI

[Sad News] Lia friend Goro spilled Kano's koolaid

>>62108699
Goro was all practical effects so he holds up better.

Kitana is a giga HAG

this is uniroincally one of the best songs from a movie ever.

>>62106603
mega kek

Lia should do a Mortal Kombat arc and song karaoke of that song

>They tried to say this movie was fucking shit back in the day
Normies have no taste

>>62109125
tbf this was during a time when it was up against Forest Gump

young thug really thinks he has a chance lmfao

they are using cheap industrial grade pine round rail

>>62109176
>Forest gump
Jesas they were fucked from the start at the oscars

me and Lia

>>62109592
I made this post

>>62109592
me on the left, I'm a ghost now btw

>>62109125
Bro, this movie was amazing to anybody under 14 years of age. Peak cinema.

>>62109592

where do you think Scorpion buys his shoes from. look store bought. from dillards

>>62109844
kek

>>62109844
god i wish that were me

This movies OST is Rocky level

Jobberbros...

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