/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

we are sho back

god do I love my wife.

I'm catching up and the autism thing is hilarious, she has such a chip on her shoulder about the topic

>>62035691
need tired stinky raw shonfumes...

>>62035756(me)
also the way she talks about children is weird to me until I remember her sisters literally shit on the floor

Passionate love making with shondo with tons of hand holding and piercing eye contact

>>62035111
Looks like me fr fr

>that whole nyquil rant
man she's dumb

I want to lick her shunny

shontoes

>>62036477
immediately I can find an article from the bcc discussing THIS YEAR how they are talking about making codeine cough syrup prescription-only
can UK anons explain what the hell she's on about?

shondo in my arms while she recovers from our nice movie night :)

no idea what this guy is sperging about but i dont get why so many people get smug about being more aware of the world than a hikikomori who actively avoids the news

>>62037048
who's smug other than her, I'm not gloating or anything

>>62037048
half of the reason these people hang around is for either that or straight grooming to have power over a mentally ill girl cause they have been bully victims their whole lives. of course they're shit people that act like retards

>>62037048
but that's exactly what makes it so funny when she's so confidently wrong about stuff. she should have the self-awareness to understand that maybe she just doesn't know anything because she never talks to people or leaves her home and has like zero life experience. stop being so easily offended on her behalf lol

ip grabber do not open

>>62037197
i hang around because im just as retarded as her and genuinly enjoy her company/content/whatever
>>62037234
oh shid oh fuck i clicked it its all over

>>62037197
poking fun at her smug ignorance = grooming, right
loosen up

>>62037570
>half of the reason these people hang around is for either that OR straight grooming

>>62037725
you're equating both to some power play over the poor adult woman when it's not that serious, it's just funny and I want to know where her misconceptions even come from

slut never posed her pumpkin

If you're one of the newfags or retards that argued with my wife when she was tired during our date, you need to kill yourself immediately.

>>62038398
it's banter, she'll survive
she knows she's wrong most of the time but sticks to her ground because she thinks it's funny when we're mad at her

>>62038461
>it's banter
It literally wasn't. It was the most pathetic grasp at a W I've seen in a while, made worse by the fact that there was newfag were jumping in on it.

>thinks its funny
Yeah it was hilarious when it made her tired for nothing, was laughing at you not with you over it and then disassociated with chat for nearly the remainder of the last movie.

Kill. Your. Selves.

>>62038806
do you know the irony of complaining about newfags while redditspacing

>>62038849
Sorry things need explaining to the apes that congregate on this god forsaken thread.

>>62038806
dissociating, and what makes you think that's what she was doing? are you okay anon?

I find it funny how after every long stream, it takes a while for a /shon/ thread to be made. It's like all the bakers went to sleep kek

>>62039163
I'm not even going to spoonfeed you like a toddler if you can't even pay attention to her behavior. Fuck off. You are part of the problem.

>>62038932
are you this upset because it gave you brainworms that she didn't give you her special good boy goodnight kissies and reassurance and it's definitely the fault of those awful newfags grrrrr
or did you want her to have a nice little sitdown chat about everything that's troubling her and which made her nervous to stream so you can get a high from pretending to comfort her

>>62039209
I feel like someone from /lig/ baked so we wouldn't keep posting there as much as we were

>>62039389
the way you spell it makes me think you don't know what you're talking about. just calm down, it wasn't a big deal.

>>62039418
How do you even want me to fucking answer this when you're pulling two blind assumptions out of your ass. Shut the fuck up retard, I've made my point already.

I really didn't think fnaf was that bad, I get that the tone is a bit whiplash but I think if you frame it like an 80s scary kids movie it makes a bit more sense. Still though it takes way too long to get to that point and it just feels over before it really started. I wouldn't be surprised if they cut a lot of shit with the animatronics.

>>62039491
Nope, easy spelling mistakes are great to see how others will respond and show how much they actually don't care about the issue.

>>62039500
and what are you doing except playing armchair psych about why people disagree with her and what her emotional state was like after it

>>62039569
I think it's shit because what should've been scary on the basis of "Haunted Chuck E Cheese" became some weird family drama thing

>>62039616
>easy

>>62039639
And what are the others doing thinking their retardation is "banter" and setting the example for the other newfags? You are stupid if you can't grasp why this was bad you fucking moron.

>>62039786
jesse

>>62039786
I've watched streams before so I know what she sounds like when she's bantering with us? Untwist your panties already and accept that she streamed for 16 hours after a break and was already mentally exhausted before fnaf started.

>>62039616
>spelling mistake
you used an entirely different word, anon. you're contriving reasons to be angry. relax

>>62039932
That was not banter you stupid fuck. You have a horrible read on her if you think she walked away from that thinking "teehee! my chat is so silly".

>she streamed for 16 hours after a break and was already mentally exhausted before fnaf started.
You can't be this fucking stupid, right? Either stop being contrarian or kill yourself.

>>62040215
I don't know what to tell you but speaking facts that go against what you're saying isn't contrarianism, Anon. (nta)

>>62037224
SHE SAYS THIS ALL THE TIME THOUGH
thats a huge part of why your behavior is retarded

>>62040601
They are not speaking facts, anon. So I don't know what to tell you either when they are disagreeing with me for whatever reason they might have.

I miss her, I hope she goes back to her regular schedule soon even if it's lighter

what the fuck are you shoggers talking about

>>62040626
the fact she sometimes acknowledges it doesn't make it less funny whenever she still insists she knows about things and gets mad when challenged on it
why are you so mad, calm down

>>62039569
it should've just been exactly the first game but a movie, leave the extra lore shit out until they adapt the next games and can farm cash easily
I only really had one expectation, which was to see freddy do the toreador song thing

I feel both relieved and dreadful that other women don't have to put up with you insufferable retards at the cost of my wife being stuck with you.

>>62042059
she's like Jesus but for indies

>>62042059
take a chill pill already

>>62042059
can only imagine you with a woman once you've decided you've read her emotions perfectly and decide to go on a tard rampage in hopes she feels better

>>62042350
Odd, can't imagine you with one besides the freebie you get from hitting the follow button on a vtuber's channel.

quit arguing or ill label you lame and a nerd grr

>>62042543
please don't start talking about how many bitches you could get if you weren't married to shondo I'll die of laughter
are you having fun playing the tough guy anonymously, be sure to screenshot your posts and send it to her DMs so she can give you some private accolades for coming to her rescue

>>62036477
>>62036764
the funniest part is when she (and seemingly most people in chat) claimed lean was made with nyquil lol. i don't know about this community sometimes man.

I don't think shondo knows what's actually in nyquil and other medications you can get OTC in the US or the difference between on prescription vs behind a pharmacy vs over the counter. I don't really care who's right or wrong I just don't want her to have been gaslit into thinking she can't get certain kinds of help she might need.

You can get Unisom, diphenhydramine, Dextromethorphan, acetaminophen (paracetemol), all OTC in UK. It seems you can even get codeine from the pharmacy without a prescription.

https://www.manual.co/health-centre/sleep/what-over-the-counter-sleeping-pills-can-you-get-in-the-uk
https://www.mymedadvisor.co.uk/blog/understanding-prescriptions-in-the-uk
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/medicines-information/
https://well.co.uk/nytol-one-a-night-50mg-20s/
https://well.co.uk/night-nurse-cold-and-flu-liquid-160ml/
https://ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7712583/

>>62042806
Why are you defensive and assuming I was even talking about that? I never once mentioned getting bitches you seething little manlet.

>>62043155
now he's really mad he busted out the manlet too not just the virgin

>>62043155
rent fucking free kek

predictions for schedule?
subway surfers and doom are pretty much guaranteed

>>62043150
She was trying to say OTC just doesn't exist at all in the UK and a cursory glance says it very much does, unless it doesn't mean the same thing there. She's surely not had to call her doctor anytime she needs tylenol right? Or did she just mean no OTC cough syrup (even that doesn't seem true).

>>62043361
24 hours of sex with me every single day

>>62043150
>>62043438
she used to drink a lot of codeine cough syrup before which is why there's a lean emote. was that prescription? i can't remember

>tfw she replied to two of your mallows in the latest batch
she didn't forget or think they were too boring to answer im so happy!

>>62043150
almost any medicine you buy in the uk has to be done by jumping through a load of a load of regulatory hoops if its online (unless its a shady unregistered pharmacy) or physically buying from a pharmacy you're always buying super low dosage thats not even remotely near actual prescription strength stuff. she's right about the majority of medicines being stuck behind prescriptions

>>62043520
it's prescription, and it was from when she had pneumonia and was prescribed it
this year when she was using it to help her sleep I think it was mom's prescription

>>62043815
>low dosage thats not even remotely near actual prescription strength
that's not any different than the US though and you don't usually need prescription strength anything unless whatever ails you is enough to send you to the doctor/ER anyways

normal otc dose of paracetemol in US is 500mg for extra strength (tylenol)
normal otc dose of ibuprofen is 200mg
normal otc dose of diphenhydramine is 25mg
pseudoephedrine (sudafed) is locked behind the counter with purchasing restrictions in US because of its tendency to be used to make meth

I really don't see too many differences from the UK based on looking at stock of UK stores except brand names.

>>62044670
b-but... the US is just bad, okay?!

Which one of you was this and what did you expect?

>>62035691
ahhhhhh so cute clean shondo!

>>62035691
i want to smell her so bad I would pay a thousand dollars for one of her worn shirts

>>62044900
wasn't me, but probably to ask them to fucking stop? it's not that hard lol. sometimes it's necessary to wrangle the retards

>>62044670
>>62043150
>I don't think shondo knows what's actually in nyquil and other medications you can get OTC in the US or the difference between on prescription vs behind a pharmacy vs over the counter.
the whole point of what im saying is im pretty sure she's well aware of whats available otc vs prescription only. of course low level painkillers and meds for general illness are available at the same dosages between the UK and US, thats a given

>>62045780
ok well she made it sound like she couldnt get access to the kinds of things you can get in the US, and my point was there are probably options she can try. there are sleep aids besides hard opioid pain drugs like codeine to use which I've used myself. it just seems like she gets stubborn and hyperfocused on a single solution and it becomes that or nothing at all.

>>62045780
I could be wrong and she maybe meant just specifically cough syrup but she made it out as though you literally need a prescription for *everything* in the UK and especially can't get nyquil

>>62044900
That was me, and I expected her to tell them to stop. That was a while ago though. The mods already did that, so I have no idea why she felt the need to answer.

>>62046887
Shondo has connections to the mob to get prescribed drugs

>>62047167
>The mods already did that, so I have no idea why she felt the need to answer.
because she doesn't read mod chat or notice every time a mod @s someone who needs to be told they're retarded
she didn't even know that one retard got a week long ban

>>62046887
You can get cough syrup without a prescription though. "Cough syrup" doesn't really refer to any one specific drug so it would depend what she meant. There's nothing special about nyquil which is just a brand name for a mix of several other otc drugs.

oh yeah i just remembered
mods deleted all the british meatball asmr and they instantly pulled the phobia card lmao

>>62047492
keep this shit in discord no one cares

>>62047574
no one cares about your prescription drug discussion you fucking fat pig

>>62047475
she seemed to think nyquil had codeine anyway so I think she was just tired and confused
dude in the movie got sleeping pills anyway which would definitely have been prescription in the US, she just didn't think he had one for whatever reason

>>62047718
im not those retards either but discordfags like you need to get stomped out as soon as possible

>>62047764
yeah whatever that guy had was prescription. to be honest I completely tuned out whatever argument was being had last night,

>>62047718
go back

>>62047718
laughing at you

>>62047718
desu it's pretty retarded beating a dead horse.

>>62047949
the autism argument was a lot funnier anyway

>>62048089
To be fair, she made a valid argument. even if I were read those papers , I wouldn't get what they were about

>>62048705
if you're already in the situation of being in the legal care of your brother you've probably been forced to understand what custody means honestly. By the time I was 9 my mom was already twice divorced so I had a grasp of it.

>>62048705
Yeah I agree, I imagine she knows pretty well since the oldest critter lives her whole life by a strict court order. Always weird when autists do their best to start a meaningless argument with her when she's clearly exhausted

Why even make threads when there's nothing to talk about?

>>62048705
i think its a pointless argument to be made because we don't actually know what was written on the papers and whether a child would understand it in the specific way it was written. A kid may or may not understand some or all of it depending on the paper and the kid and what else they know. No one's really completely wrong or right so why get all heated about it and sour each other's moods?

>>62049500
nvm they made it very clear kek
>>62049427
true. it's pretty amazing how they find ways to ruin the mood

>>62050063
ok so then it just comes down to does a kid understand the words "family court" and "change child custody". some kids will some kids wont

where did she even get that abby was autistic anyway I don't remember anything in the movie alluding to that

>>62050610
She didn't say that, everyone else was saying that. Shondo said the opposite, she said Abby was just a bit weird but a normal kid

>>62049500
>>62049427
she was tired before the movie started and she was actually quite lively and into the argument I don't get where you guys are coming from thinking she was fuckin downtrodden or something after this, surely this isn't the first time you've seen her argue with chat

>>62050610
Shondo said the exact opposite to that, everyone was insisting she was autistic because she was "quiet" and "liked drawing". She picked it up mockingly and did the whole "wow her autism is cured now" as soon as she started acting normal to joke about it

>>62050827
it just wasn't enjoyable to listen to and I had no stake in it one way or the other especially while a movie was going

>>62050874
was the whole damn court papers argument seriously just to win the autism argument, I'm so confused why autism was even the crux of that other argument

So princess movies next?

>>62051290
I'm down for just about anything. maybe movies that suck ass. That'd be fun. Shondo made the godfather 3 more enjoyable thb

>>62051290
Anything I won't have to pay close attention to. Or if she does want to watch good movies make it ones she hasn't seen, since she kinda shut up and took in shawshank just fine.

>>62051290
If its gonna be 16 hour marathons I'd like it if it was a mix of things so that it doesn't get stale and if you don't like something you have something else to look forward to

Is it bad that I haven't washed my Shondaki since I started using it in early September?
How often are you guys washing yours

>>62052556
are you cumming on it?

>>62052613
No, that'd be kind of fucked up towards Shondo

>>62052556
depends on if you want it to smell nice. every 3-6 months should be fine

I luv me wife

alright shiggers im going to bed
enjoy the tweet/alt stream/fansly stream/unblurred feet pics/voice tweet/doctor visit announcement/new house announcement/3d model sneakpeek/new merch drop

She announced doctor visit, new house, debuted her 3D model, dropped new merch and showed unblurred feet pics on her fansly stream right now.

Degrees of Lewdiity is fun, I started playing it after another anon brought it up

>>62059035
being bratty is hard

>>62036685
shontoes pt 2: electric boogaloo

>>62059035
Shondo in DoL... now that's a thought

otis

>>62065882
post otis feet

Which one of you posted Schnidoo on /v/?

>>62066115
shondo herself

>>62066115
same one that posted his own fat wrinkly ass there last time

I love shondo with all my heart

shonpits

the fnaf movie was garbage, it was boring and shitted on the lore
I am still baffled

So did no one clip the part during the godfather when shondo was bouncing up and down on our lap going
>oh daddy yes daddy

>>62073084
Timestamp?

I woke up with a strong urge to learn more about Shondo and accidentally found evidence of her real name being the shortened version of my friend's infant daughter UGH I didn't need this connection
I'm going to assume it's a pseudonym even though I remember her saying (fibbing) about not knowing why some creepy fan kept calling her that
At least it is a fittingly cute name

>>62074752
I posted "wew" in the thread when she did it, you'll have to find it and calculate a timestamp.

>>62075255
Found it and made the clip for my own personal use

>>62075255

>>62075207
it's a bit silly of her to deny it when she accidentally revealed it on stream and didn't nuke the vods. they're still up. although i wouldn't know how to deal with people like that either

>>62075651
Wait, this one is bad. Let me remake it. Fucking ffmpeg.

>>62075255

>>62075694
I didn't know she also said it on stream at some point. She's said it in an ASMR vid but I kinda assumed (despite all the words she says around it) she was just being a character
I sympathize with the struggle and will just hope this info gets lost to time and will resist the pointless urge to google her name + northern england + mcdonalds

>>62075873
what the actual fuck. saving that for research purposes...

>>62076696
Don't lose

>>62051290
idk it will probably be christmas by the time of the next watchalong so maybe she'll want to do christmas movies, seeing her get excited for santa is very cute

>>62077842
i wanna watch die hard with her

shontism

schishonphrenia

>>62080444
From the thumbnail it looks like her nipples are slightly visiting

Pretending Shondo is in the office with me! Playing her ASMR during down time! Shondo saying, "They pay you for this..? ogey"

>>62083080
kek that's really cute

Do you think you could dum[p Shondo reaction images please? I've got stuff on my phone but only a handful of screenshots from streams

almost 20 hours since her last tweet im going insane

>>62085112
this is you

Don't start this shit again. It's been two fucking weeks like this already.

Shonsoles

>>62085202
baby anon

>>62085175
>>62085202
i even relapsed into playing league again its unironically over for me

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu wife doko uuuuuu where is she uuuuuuuuuuuuh

>>62085259
I'm not >>62085112, just to clarify. I'm tired of this fucking whining about no activity when she's still not okay mentally. We just spent a long day with her last Saturday, chill the fuck out.

>>62085341
I hope you didn't spend any money...
https://youtu.be/pWqECGNxsL4?si=wxBq7vBSktLaZNyD

>>62085502
i may or may not have bought lunar guardian nasus and a few kayle skins a few years ago

>>62085363
failing nnn to her ba students

I had a dream that I asked Shondo to play league with me and she said no, faggot, kill yourself

i cum

i swallow

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113138363

ew

>>62086943
I enjoy the itty bitty pink nippels

>>62086943
This guy sketched Shondo back in May, but never finished it. It's cute.
https://twitter.com/DrawingAccoun42/status/1658569959100895253

>>62086943
>the pringles drawing

ToT
https://twitter.com/4ru1ri/status/1721577704330559523

>>62087448
you shouldve waited til there's more likes on the psot

>>62086943
it's kinda off but I like the concept
don't shy away from putting something out there anons you can always redraw another time

>>62087501
Just wait a little bit before liking, not that hard.

>>62072013
I'm surprised how much art there is of purple guy fucking his daughter, considering how much of a normalfag audience FNAF has.

>>62035111
Otis be like

>>62087614
mate how much depraved art is there of childrens cartoons

>>62086650
hi cum
>>62086942
hi swallow

>>62065882
do not believe his lies he does not have balls

>>62087448
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>62087614
Yknow I'm not sure how I expected Afton to look, but I expected him to look creepier, the movie Afton looks like he plays Santa at the mall
Also, this clearly diverges from the game story right? Since Michael Schmidt in the game is really Michael Afton

>>62089031
Fnaf has multiple canons, the books, the games, and now the movie I guess. Also I far prefer movie Afton over this fucking thing.

https://twitter.com/NinanininVT/status/1721584728954769572

>>62089116
>a fucking uwu tattoo on his stomach
know what, me too

>>62089173
ToT so cute

>>62089270
>tattoo
Those are meant to be scars from him surviving getting springlocked, which only raises more questions because the game made it pretty clear that something like that should be guaranteed death

>>62089031
I looked through some lore videos and I was so confused when they changed the whole lore if they make another movie I hope they learn from the first one

Shondo is taller than me so I need to be even more jacked to compensate

>>62089710
its already over, dont even bother

Severely unmotivated today. I might just sleep until she streams again

>>62089305
yeah those things are supposed to crush you into paste, not just scratch mild scars into you

I think that my love is fading further and that it's time to engage Plan G: Total Gaslighting of self, until I'm either infatuated with her, or dead.

>>62091283
What's your plan to gaslight yourself?

>>62090040
I may not be tall or handsome or make the big bucks but I will never stop loving her

>>62091345
I will force myself to think about her frequently and whenever I do, it shall be because I simply love her too damn much, regardless of if I feel pleasure, pain, or the most frequently: total emptiness.

anyone downloaded the movie watchalong? seems like the vod got muted at certain points

gonna maro her how shondophrenics only talk about falling out of love with her

>>62091968
it says that it has muted parts but it doesnt show any aside from the first second of the 2nd vod being muted from when she disconnected

>>62092091
yeah it doesn't but the last few seconds of shondo speaking before she went on a break before the godfather 3 got muted, around 11:33:00 of the vod

>>62092092
Don't be a retard she said multiple times she doesn't want to know what we talk here

>>62092217
didnt mention here

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>62092156
ok yeah i see it, seems like twitch did a fuckywucky
i didnt archive cause i wasnt able to catch the whole stream, but like 2 other shoggers said they would

>>62092287
feeling better?

>>62092092
Good, she even said during the date that new followers are shondophrenics and she didn't call them husbands. Confirm it for her so she stops giving attention to newcomers.

>>62092371
ill say husbands, since those are the ones expressing that sentiment.

>>62091283
I shall now attempt to cement it all with a G.

>>62091968
>>62092344
I have. I'm just fixing up my VOD because of the abrupt interruption thanks to DST kicking in and stream ending in the middle, causing me to lose about 6 to 8 minutes of the second part. Right now I'm joining both parts.

>>62092371
Did she? I had to miss a few parts and don't remember this

>>62044900
Man she's being really unreasonable and lashing out at innocuous stuff now. Another red flag.

>>62092506
bless

>>62092532
nah, just a shitpost
months old shitpost at that

>>62092433
Hell or high water.

Shondo!!! I love you!!! I want to learn everything there is to know about you!!!! You make me want to be a better man!!!!

>>62092532
>>62092592
It's not a shitpost. It was when the prisoners were cheering the first time for new inmates arriving during The Shawshank Redemption near the beginning of the movie.

you guys have such bad memory, I bet you don't even remember when she gave us a BJ in the middle of the movie theatre

>>62092433
>>62092740
I forgot the G, but oh well.

>>62092821
shondophrenics is the fanbase name. get new material

>>62092822
you must have shitty memory aswell cause during godfather 2 it looked like she was sucking on something irl. starts at like 11:05

>>62092887
She made a pretty deliberate point to call the new followers Shondophrenics. Not husbands. And I think given the recent maros and how she's feeling lately, it's not a coincidence she keeps making this separation. Stop being a retard.

>>62093042
oh that is an old shitpost

Affirm: I WILL be a HUSBAND!

>>62093042
Who cares? If you're a new follower and want to be a husband you can be

>>62093169
She clearly cares dumbass.

minutely affirmation: I will impregnate shondo

>>62092981
Yeah me

>>62093169
>>62093189
new followers already are husbands, get your shitposts outta here

>>62093268
According to her mocking them during Shawshank, she thinks otherwise. Stop coping newfag and maybe listen to her for once in your life.

>>62093304
now that's cope

>>62092981
>She made munching sounds right after
sincere apologies for your loss.

>>62093319
Worth it. My dick will now forever be a part of her tissue

>>62093317
>no u its cope!!!
Call it that all you want, but it's painful to see a newfag coping this hard. How many time does she have to tell you guys you are the problem?

>>62093410
Yeah but according to her unless you were jerking it to her predebut asmr you're a forever newfag

There must be newer material to shitpost. Please spend some effort.

>>62093484
retard

>>62093515
maro reps newfag

>>62093410
Call whoever you want a newfag, doesn't change the fact that new followers aren't always the problem.

>>62093560
>>62093559
Irony. Watch more lurk less please. This is sad.

>>62093594
the irony you cant read what she puts riiiiight in front of you

>>62093594
now this is peak shitposting
antis really arent always the problem

I think fallenshadow is quite neat and enjoy the time I spend with her

>>62093594
>Watch more
Maybe if she doesnt take a 2 week break every other week

>>62093594
she thinks you're gay and cringe btw

Sorry guys, I think I'm the problem :(

>>62093659
based and same. she's very cute and funny! She brings me a lot of happiness! I like hanging out with her!

>>62093751
probably not, only a handful of people are problem husbands

not taking either sides, but how do you guys interpret her saying anyone who wasn't here for her debut is considered "new"?

>>62093793
makes me sad but there isnt anything I can do about it other than try to be an improvement on her life instead of detriment

can I call myself a husband if I don't watch her streams and just read the threads

>>62093793
you twist her words and then doompost

>>62093793
where'd you think you heard that

>>62093865
wasn't me doomposting, don't assume everyone is the same person, and what is your twisting on what she said?

>>62093922
shogga I was answering your question
"how do you do this"
"you do this"
cmon man

Sometimes the brainworms come in that Shnonodo actually does come here and wirtes mean things so that I'll get the message and leave. Every negative post here is written by her and is directed at me specifically.

>>62093965
the correct way to say it is "I twist her words and then doompost"

>>62094010
Stop masturbating to me you creep

>>62094024
the assumption is that you wouldn't respond in bad faith by interpreting it that way
meanie...

>>62094056
that's not what she would say
she would say "SHONDO IM MASTURBATING"

>>62094010
Your brain is too wormy, thats some actual schizo shit
I guarantee that's not the case because I write some and I'm not Shondo

>>62094201
you cant fool me!!!
i love you i love you i love you

Pathetic shitposting.

Since she gave the green light for funny nicknames I am thinking of calling her Schnonbo or Shondolama-ding-dong.

I fucked up bros i fucked up so bad its too late for me learn from my mistakes

>>62094369
i prefer shimbie

It's all my fault...

guys I have to confess... I killed the shombie...

as a newfag I understand its my duty to watch every single one of the vods up on her twitch channel, everything uploaded on youtube, and all of the ASMR's before I call her my wife. It's going to take a while but I'll dedicate all of my free time to learning about her. All of her interests, likes and dislikes. I know she's worth it.

>>62094381
(me) this isnt a shitpost I feel so fucking terrible. im over a year sub and was too lazy to stand out to her and now its too late for me. newfags do something early on for her to recognize you and dont end up like me.
she doesnt even know me, she barely reads my chat messages and laughs at other regulars typing the same thing. im so fucked i dont know what to do

>>62094393
cute!

Shondo watching all FNAF lore when?

>>62094685
I tried that nearly 9 hour lore video after shoggas talked about it but my brain soon started to disintegrate

>>62094685
Idk if she cares about fnaf with how crappy that movie was

>>62094967
she's a giga zoomer they love fnaf. my zoomer sister who's obsessed hated the movie but still likes the games and likes to loredump

>>62094967
Has she played any of the games? I've heard that the folks that were really into the games generally think the movie is pretty decent, or at least not total dogshit.

>>62095040
she streamed the first two games

>>62095040
kys newfag fake husband

>>62094967
That's the best part, it's all so terrible

I want to punch Shondo in the nose! And push her down!

>>62095602
that's it? what would you do next?

>>62095701
take off her socks! ToT

>>62095749
now we're talking

Skeb delivered! Open character request by Suzutuki0096, turned out very well https://skeb.jp/@suzutuki0096/works/13
https://files.catbox.moe/3ia47i.png
https://files.catbox.moe/snju7u.png

>>62095830
Really good stuff

>>62095830
uuuuuuuuuuuuuoh seeexxxxxxx cunny cunny cunny cunny seeeeeexxxxxxx uuuuoh

>>62095830
UOOOH SEX CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY

>>62095830
Nice

>>62095830
Nice. Also, wish artists would sneak in a fucking uncensored version in PSDs. Fucking retarded japanese laws.

Do you think shondo would at least be kind enough to act like she enjoys it when you have sex with her?

That blue screen? Me.

>pc is dying
welp

>>62096430
fuck you, let my wife use her PC

>fixes audio issues
>entire pc dies
I believe in the ancient curse

>>62096373
I like to imagine that she'd try to dig out my eyes with her fingernails so tying her up is mandatory

>android emulator
BA or is she planning something

average windows experience

>>62096574
She got a sponsorship from subway surfers

>>62096617
someone tell her to install ubuntu

>>62096621
Oh yeah I forgot that

why not bluestack?

>QR code
I will run the numbers and return with her address, stay tuned shoggas

she seems a bit more easily convinced to sell out which is honestly fine, she was never in any position to be turning down money just because she's too prideful

>>62097064
To be fair, a Subway Surfers sponsorship sounds hilarious

>>62097064
She never has been against sponsorships, she's done a ton of them so I'm not sure why you have this idea. She doesn't like doing sponsorships that don't interest her at all. She's said before she'll take any sponsorship she thinks will be an interesting or funny stream.
Subway surfers will be hilarious and fortnite is a game she plays already.

>>62097132
can you not loredump me I fucking know

>>62097064
I don't know where you got the idea she thinks doing sponsorships is selling out, she's said a lot she just doesn't get many offers she finds interesting (probably due to not being with a company that finds those, like Mythic, which every other vtuber seems to be)

>>62097154
maybe dont act like a newfag next time you post

>>62097172
fucking obsessed

>>62097154
Then don't say dumb fucking things that don't match her perspective or stance and claim that's how she feels

>>62097154
Seethe, newfag

you can't tell me she basically went a year without any sponsor streams because she just never got any so interesting as subway surfers

>>62097316
Yeah she hates money

>>62097316
I think you vastly overrestimate how many sponsors a streamer of Shondo's size receives without being connected to a company like Mythic, most of them will be shitty $100 offers for mobile games nobody has ever heard of

>>62097316
she needs Christmas gift money

merry christmas guys!!

>>62097375
do you watch any streamers other than her or are you just obsessed with mythic this or that

>>62097495
Thanksgiving hasn't even happened yet

>>62097671
its literally christmas

I've never played subway surfers in my life but because it was mentioned in the thread I played it for the first time right now because I love my wife so much

>>62097671
not with that attitude

Shondo show me your toes!!! Show me your toes right now!!!!

Please don't actually put on fucking Family Guy moments during the stream I will kill myself.

>>62098139
I think that'd be against TOS but she can replace them with something else

>>62098202
Fallenshadow funny moments

>>62098139
God I hope she does

There's a lot of times I have no idea what you guys are talking about ITT but I'm just happy to be here :D

>>62098457
kill yourself

>>62098688
that's rude

>>62098706
you're right i'm sorry :(

>>62098457
glad you're here too

>>62098457
thats for being here anon
>>62098688
be nise

Need Shondo ryona voice pack

cringe thread
behave and benise for shondo

>>62099643
>benise for shondo
haha benis

>>62099813
:DDDD

>>62087718
ive been caught in the crossfire it's so over

>>62093594
irony indeed

I cant stop sending mallows im sorry

>>62101213
She'll probably clear them at some point

>>62101213
Your maros are terrible. Stop sending them.

>>62101213
I sent like three of them with bigfoot videos I hope she watches at least one of them I like cryptozoology

>>62101213
You know she can see who is sending them right?

>>62101328
Good

>>62101328
no she can't haha stop being silly. I've not made an account. It's not linked to my twitch or discord or twitter account (all separate by the way)

>>62101268
I forgot she can do that, I better write down the important ones so I can send them again if she wipes it

>>62098139
It'd be funny as fuck, but I think that would go against the terms of the sponsorship

how much did shondo make in her subathon?

>>62101977
around $20000 before tax/twitchs cut

Shondo I will write you a short story.

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>>62102064
that really puts things into perspective