/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>62062034
Rewatching this is so nice, he doesn't do enough zatsus now days

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>62062479
>Watching streams helps anonchama
>Last Altare's stream was 3 months ago
>Is good enough to show up in others' streams
>Good enough to show up in official events
>Good enough to use RT and reply to his friends
>Feeling too bad and too sick to stream on his own channel and talk to his fans

>>62063102
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he's gone

>>62063102
Vespers combini foods review
https://www.youtube.com/live/GpXeC2cgAi0?si=0sMKYNRGiDn0DUCa

>>62063139
Man I know this is bait but use your brain, most of these are prior commitments he cannot skip, and collabs mean he speaks way less than in a solo stream. My wife loves me, now seethe

>>62063139
>3 months ago
Can’t believe he got arrested 3 months ago, so sadge

>>62063149

I miss Shinri... when is he returning?

>>62063263
Join the party

>>62063103
Amen.

>>62063314
He'll be back soon

>>62063314
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1721403100366581810?s=46&t=2d6EnK7id51vIyyvjq3gtQ

>>62063425
>another week of no shinri
No...

>>62063247
Trying to bait with wife and STILL do it incorrectly will never not be funny. Blue fuck love forever

>>62063510
rape

>>62063510
rape

>>62063543
People still do it with Vesper too

>>62063555
i wish grandso would janken/leader it would be so fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i7I1Yk9eJ8
Flay collab with Rio

>>62063247
Nah fuck this shit, imagine putting your own viewers in second place to other people, he should know who supports and give him money

>>62063674
he's not your boyfriend, take your yumecorn ass to therapy and do something of value with your life

>>62063639
He couldn't stand getting NTRed by Hakka any longer

>>62063674
you're gonna trigger some magmites with that

https://twitter.com/owo_hiropon/status/1721341401009369122?t=XuPxxEdIdrXnF2pnqALlBg&s=19

>>62063792
rape

>>62063792
He has two left feet...

>>62063792
>two left feet

>>62063674
Good thing I care about him as an entertainer as well so his other appearances are good content to me so I’ll keep supporting him anyway

When will altventurers learn to not bite baits

>>62063947
Donmaii, I’m bored

>>62063792
RAPERAPERAPERAPE

>>62063888
He's such a big Gura fan that he's following her steps, he has even conditioned you to cope with having to follow him around random channels to get a glimpse of him while he pretends he don't have a channel himself. But don't forget to get the merch, new set available

>>62063844
>>62063854
Isn't is because he has his legs crossed?

>>62064085
ok now do bettel, i miss bettelschizo. i havent seen them frothing with rage at the twobert collab and connecting it back to the shoto collab to say he doesn't care about the bettelion. pls i need clown ryona

>>62063947
I just felt like telling everyone I love my wife, sorry!

>>62064143
Try to cross your legs like that and see for yourself

>>62064085
rent free

>>62064198
Yeah, I tried right after I posted that and saw the error of my ways kek

>>62064154
But he cares about Betellion as they give him money, what he doesn't care about is Tempus and its members so he would rather play with people outside Tempus.

>>62064154
i found it funny that the axelschizo was just saying how much better bettel is than axel since he collabs with tempus and doesn't chase offtempus clout or some shit

>>62064249
ok now work in the fact that he cared enough to do a vanguard collab that he brought shinri onto his channel whilst the ronin was on break

>>62064418
and don't forget that he made shinri draw assets for that stream, making shinri use way more time and effort than bettel has ever used on his own streams

peak EU schizo hours

>>62064570
If EU wakes up to shitpost at 8AM, sure

>>62064418
I talked about playing, you can move the goal posts as much as you want but you can't change the fact that the last 5 or so gaming collabs in his channel were all with his twin brother. Something that started as a gimmick had become a key part of his content as he's probably trying to propel his brother as a streamer too, not too long until he gets perms for an additional Live2D

There is a lot of bait gobbling ITT

>>62064813
idk if it's bait when it's true

>>62064660
nooooo dont talk about his content improving and getting additions, the correct schizo course is to start bellyaching about how he spent so much of october on break and he hates us and underdelivered spooky month and is going to grad because he doesnt care about us waah

>>62064886
>improving

>>62064886
>Improvise
Grim. Next I wanna membership watchalongs with his brother

>>62065110
I unironically want that.

>>62063555
When will the old /here/ drawfags return from the war

>>62065151
Grandso follower Vesper, so did Milks. Also that one dude that drew some hakkamamas When orc started he said how he hated mans since all people wanted was gay porn but orc is the exact same kek

this may be a weird thing to say but the best part of Hakka's Japan Arc is that he isn't playing videogames so all of his streams have been very enjoyable.

Jerry... :(

I bet the bettels were surprised that another actual twin debuted in holo and deeply regretted not auditioning as a twin from the very beginning, that's why they have been ramping up bettel2's appearance in bettel's channel

>>62065366
Shit.

i bet the bettels both want to impregnate me that's why they're ramping up content together, battling for my fertility

Axel really has the shittiest luck

>>62065366
; :

>>62065242

Stop leaking shit you fuckers

https://twitter.com/LeoTheDragon04/status/1720582449330057375

>>62065636
But I have diarrhea :(

>>62065568
Nothing personal against the dude hakkito, I just find watching him try to play videogames very painful

Guys that have tried for holostars, do you like all of the current boys? I thought about attempting but realized that I would actually hate to be on stream with some of them

>>62065940
You don't have to like all of your coworkers, anon

>>62065940
I don't like Altare and Hakka but I don't hate them, and I hate Flayon's fanbase. If I did apply/get in I would mostly stick with my own genmates unless a management mandated collab has to be done.

Altare could never
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1721403100366581810
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1721425189920276533

>>62066832
shh, people got real pissy when someone said him missing alventurers during twitchcon was performative

>>62066832
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1718137591344857219

>>62066976
Oh yeah I remember that KEK

>>62066985
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1721402806597533821
>Bettel just had his best stream to date
>Altare's too sad for still living at his mother's house so he can't tweet anything as he needs to recover from the sadness

>>62067176
his "best stream to date" was both of them being sick and tummy hort, a bunch of technical issues, walking around aimlessly, glitching out, being unable to complete missions, and his brother being the most monotone low energy boring man ever to the extent of straight up ignoring him at times or stretching out a "bit" of changing his mic gain until he can spray his asthma inhaler at an audible level. id rather leader rest until he's well enough to perform well than cough out a low effort shitpost

I watched Hakka, Axel, and Bettel today and it still feels like it wasn't enough streams. I miss Shinri's streams

>>62067341
same, i need mama to close out the day

>>62067314
Well said sis! I also prefer when Altare cancels his Payday 3 solo stealth stream because he's feeling good

i am not fond of bettel

i am fondling bettel

>>62067314
idk I like b2's deadpan humor combined with bettel's chaos

>SEA hours
>bettelschizo appears
Like clockwork.

>criticism
>i-it's a schizo I swear!!

holy BASED https://twitter.com/wheatscuits/status/1721164098359251093?t=XI1laFRx7OR9zNjhpMcZcw&s=19

>>62067176
Wasn't that tweet a joke. The stream was Green Hell part 2

>>62068735
M-my knees... on their own...

>>62068735
Brotuberfag?

>>62068735
I kneel

>>62068735
based fagni enjoyer

>>62063792
oh nice he fixed it. He originally put hakka's corrupt hand on the wrong arm

>>62065234
>Hakkamama
That's too weird even for /here/. Good riddance

>>62065940
Not liking your coworkers suck and from a distance I like them all at least. I haven't applied for a while though, been busy

sasuga, this might be our record in samefaggotry

>>62065940
The 2 I hated quit like bitches, the next one I say I don't like would be Axel but mostly because he is to trusting and still considers the fags that left friends. Would hang with Shinri the most and mess with Flayon any chance I could get. Also gotta say as much gay shit as you guys post here I'm surprised there has never been any gay catalog image like Niji does considering how many niji fans have transferred to tempus

when will I get to play with charizard axel

>>62071244
vgsis...

<3

is Flayon partaking in the sf6 tourney after all?

>>62073702
no he's not, he's just helping rio out sexually

>>62073702
Sorry, JP and honorary JP only

Jerry probably has a year or 2 left

>>62073740
ah ok, well looking forward to the collab anyway

>>62073831
I understood it as if they already put him down

>>62065700
then leak shit preferably in my mouth thank you

>>62074570

>>62074055
Oh

>>62074570
Stay away from trainshitter

>>62074570

just finished watching bettel's vod. it was shitkino

https://twitter.com/owo_hiropon/status/1721405301163733371
Stream Fixer.

>>62074570

i want to send him a love spiritbomb so that he explodes

I want to hug him and pet his hair, I wish there was something I could actually do

>>62075348
Like this?

>>62063792
Me on the left

He was graduated because he

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>forced Sana to graduate
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>told Shiori it would be a good move to set boundaries with chat on her debut
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born

>>62075846
fuck you this is so cute. it is now

>>62075846
Cute

>>62065242
It's kind of nice, honestly. I'm glad Hakka isn't pushing himself to do gaming content while he's over there, because this stuff plays to his strengths better.

>>62075910

>>62068735
Goddamn.

BLUE FUCK LOVE

>>62068735
oh the MC of axel hakka panel that cosplayed as oga, very based. it's refreshing to see a male fanboying over the boys this hard

>>62075846
is that death

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1721369941016752152

Someone traumadumping on stream again? What was the SC?

>>62076902
Yeah >>62045523

>>62076902
Some pedo faggot pretending to be a depressed 10 year old high schooler lol

>>62076992
That's the kind of audience you get when you drop stuff like "my dad beat me lol" at times

>>62076952
Suicide note akasupas, classy. Such blatant attentionwhoring it's awkward and embarrassing. Just stick to saying it's your birthday.
Worse than the chatter who felt it appropriate to mention their miscarriage and derail chat. At least they didn't SC it.

>>62077264
a 5 0r 10 dollar SC saying that they appreciate their streams will still get them attention too, I don't get why they feel the need to go the extra mile and make everyone around them uncomfortable. One of these days, someone is going to tell them to fuck off

>>62077128
Lots of LARP loving pedo faggots that like the anime girl

>>62076222
*punch*

>>62077440
Yeah, that's the Flay audience alright

>>62077440(me)
*like the anime girls and boys. I guess they aren't touching kids while they're stinking up chat, but they really could just kill themselves and solve all their problems

>>62077504
You misspelled gura

>>62077615
Who?

Raping Gavis Bettel right now, AMA

>>62076992
>>62077440
How is that a pedo? If you're going to SC a pitiful suicide note looking for attention might as well act like a child for extra brownie points. Makes it harder for the other party to wave it off with "this isn't the place, you should know better" too.

>>62077615
rent free

>>62077778
If you have to LARP as a kid, you almost certainly wanna touch em anon

>>62077406
it won't last an impression, flay even addressed it on twitter, right? that's what they want, such attention and being talked by people even though it's a negative one. I hope someone really told them to fuck off if they ever appear again

>>62077767
does he sound like a dying cat

>>62076952
I can only imagine how cringe Flay's chat was, with how many of them are concernfags who jump at the chance to pat themselves on the back.

>>62077890
Like the hottest dying cat you've ever heard. I feel like Shane Dawson right now

>>62077767
How used does he feel?

>>62077961

>>62077961
i don't know what that means but nice i think

>>62077915
some actually went and said not to say shit like that because nobody who is trying to have a good time wants to see that

>>62077962
Surprisingly, extremely tight for such a rapeable jester. Had actual difficulty sticking my dick in and worried I tore him at one point. Kept going anyway. He's fine (relatively). I suspect Magni's potions are involved

You guys told me that Roberu never collabs with the stars

>>62078128
wrong thread >we never said that

>>62078032
Shane Dawson is a cat fucker. I am a clown fucker

>>62077767
Is he hard?

>>62077767
I just wanna know how you got him

>>62078174
oh not nice to the first part

>>62077767
is there room for one more

>>62077767
Did/is he fighting back at all?

>>62079341
;_;

>>62079341
I miss it so fucking much. Best love story I've ever witnessed

>>62079341
I wonder why artist still draw almond but no new altnowa art

>>62079749
Altnowa never made it big out of /here/

>>62079749
grandso still draws for Tempus? cool

>>62079749
vesper's their kamioshi/altnowa was their OTP so probably still stings to draw it probably. maybe one day it can be treated like any other fictional pairing from an old fandom..

flay love

Axel will be collabbing with Rio, Rikka and Kog for some SF6 coaching

>>62079749
Altnowa is more of a longrunning /mans/ joke than an actual successful ship

>>62079824
>>62079887
sorry I mean artist in general. I still see shippy almond fanarts even after graduation but no altnowa

>>62079901
Nice I hope he learns a lot

>>62079996
Remember when Altare sang "Your Song" for Magni even after he graduated? That's why.

>>62079901
Axel...

the slimes lost it

>>62079749
almond had 2 offcollabs

What is this shit game that Bettel and Bettel 2 played

>>62080269
?

>>62080356
Put some respect on Cry of Fear's legacy

>>62080561
HQ was so good man

>>62080664
vesper timeloop in 3...2...1..

>>62080561
>orange axelotl
kek how nostalgic

>>62080811
I liked em orange

>>62080855
too bad axel likes em black

>>62078206
Yup, rubbed him off but idk if I needed to
>>62078226
A box trap with a fuck ton of girl scout cookies laced with several aphrodisiacs and mild sedatives.
>>62078314
I'm only occupying his ass at the moment because I like the screams, but he has a free mouth and dick.
>>62078734
He's trying but not getting very far with all the stuff in his system

Name a thing more useless than Bettel's dick

>>62081075
Girl scout cookies was a smart move

>>62081571
Altare's streaming computer

>>62080561
kek

When is Axel practicing?

>>62081911
Doesn't he use it though?

>>62082040
depends on his cat

>>62082080
What is that supposed to mean

i just watched jp stars party animals, i need tempus party animals

>>62082077
Hasn't used in a while

>>62082040
Read the thread nigga, it's not like it's super fast, it's fucking dead hours >>62079901

anyone have good HQ art preferably landscape for desktop background?

Has ANYONE said when the game is coming out?
I don't want to buy it until I get a fucking release date

>>62082238
This weekend

>>62082238
Just wait then? The preorder bonus doesn't seem to be anything all that exciting, so you can just wait until it officially drops.

>>62082212
Sorry I skimmed the start but most of it was retarded so I stopped, doesn't really tell me when but whatever must be soon I guess

>>62082174
Oh I see

>>62082227

>>62082238
Hakka did say it was coming out very soon in his Tengu Talk a week ago and Altare said it's ready for release so... it can't be too long, right?

>>62082227

>>62082661 (me)
Correction it was probably in the snack handcam

>>62082227

>>62082227
this one is a bit long but i still think it looks good

>>62081571
Hey, Bettel's penis is useful for impregnating me. But to answer your question, catalogniggers

>>62082227

I am the last Bettellion that doesn't want to ryona him and just wants to sleep in with him, watch cartoons, eat girl scout cookies, play games with him and his brother, and listen to his jokes and little song and dance

>>62082845
Does Bettel have actual yumes? I have never seen any yumeart

>>62082913
wtf is wrong with you?

>>62082736
which artist is this I feel like I've only seen the altare one

>>62082227

>>62082921
I've seen a few, his yumes tend to like teasing him or are ryona enthusiasts. I don't know if I count as a yume since I just get horny for clown yaoi or violent femdom sex with him depending on how I feel.

>>62082974
sorry I've had this saved for like a year idk where it's from anymore

>>62082921
everytime someone draws phantom as a big boob hot dominant woman

>>62082227
I was going to suggest this one that I had as my wallpaper for months last year but the artist deleted their account apparently

>>62083154
Do you think Phantom is the first ryonatellion? ToT

>>62083263
god im all kinds of retarded
i see big red play button i click it

>>62083263
ngl it's saddening how a lot of old HQ artists slowly stopped drawing them or even deleted their account especially after the graduation

https://twitter.com/_yukinayee/status/1721165998471123380

>>62083732
It’s bittersweet but I understand them, I’ve was a fan of hololive en and I have friends that were fans of some nijiwaves, but the tempus boys now and especially back then when it was just hq felt very close knit compared to any vtuber group, even after all the rrats, and right after vesper got his new model, things felt very optimistic about tempus but then they graduated
I’m still gonna support the boys till the end though, they’ve helped me through some tough times and I like watching them

>>62083732
Sure but I don't why they deleted or when so I'm not making assumptions

>>62082227

>>62082974
found it
https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1559092180756467713

I wrote a Shinri fanfic early this morning only to realizes I don't really have anywhere to share it. I also realized I suck at writing dialog and try to avoid it at all cost when writing. I think it is inspired by a horror story i heard once but I was haft asleep so I'm not 100% sure

Phantom is actually part of a race of little monster dogs and he is their king and leader. Once Bettel returns to xenokuni he gets abducted by the rest of the phantom race and they try to kill him for abducting their king but Phantom unleashes his tsundere and gets mad at them and now they all have to worship Bettel and tend to his every wish.

>>62082227
https://twitter.com/SVDAAA_/status/1556557780487905282

>>62084691
post it to ao3?

>>62084691
ao3 exists for a reason sister you can even go as anonymous if you're shy, just tag it properly so tempura could find it easily

>>62084751
CUTE

>>62083732
HQ was honestly the golden age for Tempus, after VG debuted things have shifted and the fanbase changed a lot from what it was at the beginning. The graduations was a good chance to pull the plug since there would never be the same energy as there was during the Raft or things like Judge Magni and Wheel of Tempus. Tbdesu my own enjoyment of Tempus was on the decline this whole year and now it kinda feels like I'm just dragging along. I think the remaining boys are all great in their own ways but I don't enjoy their content personally. The chemistry with HQ was just something else

>>62084924
>>62084963
Suppose your right but I don't tagging shit always freaked me out because I was always terrified I was doing it wrong. It is also a short thing so I thought it would be way to short for Ao3 being as it is like 1 maybe 2 paragraphs long. Also the idea of Shinri seeing it fills me with dread. I do not wish for the boys to know I exist at all I'd rather support them from afar.

>>62085458
I'm burning out just reading this.

>>62076902
>>62076952
>>62076992
>>62077128
>>62077264
This shit is exaclty we shouldn't have let Flayon in Tempus. Twitterfag who brings Twitter problems to his chat and to the company. That suicide note guy is the average Machiroon btw. If you're a Machiroon and you're still /here/, get help, seek therapy, have sex, stop fantasizing about traps and become an Axelotl instead. Hopefully Bettel leaves too because I'm sick of his flaky ass wanting to be a normie Youtuber.

>>62084924
>>62084963
ffnet is better

>>62085525
flayon has an audience but I do think his involvement in tempus is bad for everyone. i have no idea how he made through the auditions

>>62085726
Look at it this way. If he made it, then literally anyone from /MANS/ can make it.

Around elves watch yourselves

>>62085726
Yeah, an audience of suicidal weeb troons and shotacons that unironically think that Type Moon garbage is good and that VNs are acceptable content for a vtuber.

For now I'll post this here https://files.catbox.moe/37w8iz.txt I need to figure out how to use sites like Ao3 at least to archive my ramblings but I'm stuck in my ways so learning new shit is hard. Took me far to long to learn how to use catbox as it is.

>>62085869
>VN's are an acceptable content
Yes. It's better than fucking esports fps zoomer shooter and flavor of the month slop
>Type Moon garbage is good
TM contrarians will continue to shit and piss themselves over FGO's success.
Story, plot, action, third person point of view, attractive women > first person autism garbage
On that note, Nasu needs to hurry up and end Part 2

Miss large orange man...

>>62085871
my boys

>>62085977
...how old are you

>>62085977
bruh

>>62085977
The ghost? Me

>>62086208
Shinri's head is tiny and Bettel's and Flay's are enormous. It reads like a horror imaginery

>>62086156
Your boys are KNIFE EARS. SANTA'S MINIONS. KEEBS.

Shinri but heavily pregnant with nipples constantly leaking milk

>>62085558
ancient being I kneel

>>62086180
I'm in my mid 20s. I know I'm too young for stuck in my way bs and too old to be writing shitty fanfic but here I am none the less.

>>62086483
No you're just retarded

>>62085977
pretty cute. use rentry next time

>>62086483
No, I wasn't judging you for the fanfic. It's cute. how do you struggle to learn catbox/AO3 at 20--30 years of age?

>>62085977
The real most cursed catbox link.....

Miss stupid, evil blue child

>>62086715
That fat blue fuck in his lap, how many rapes has it witnessed?

>>62086765
Every Altventurer knows that the answer to this question is "at least 2"

>>62086715
i always thought it was cute that he has the picture of tempus over his bed.

>>62086715
wait I never pay attention to his room background is that pokemon cards on the shelf?

>>62086126
Fl*y*n doesn't even like the decent stuff like Fate: Zero, she likes fucking M*lty Bl**d. What next? W*ll d*ne steak?
Oh wait. The perfect Tempus would have been Altare, Axel, Magni, Vesper, Hakka and Fulgur. Yes, even Shinri isn't good but he's tolerable for the meantime until we can get rpr in Tempus.

>>62086993
Keeps switching boys as if it's less obvious

>>62086922
Shit you're right. I usually just stare at cute slime being cute to notice

>>62086922
he said on saturday that they are "not"

>>62087033
I bet he switches penises with even greater speed at the gangbang

>>62086555
So is 90% of tempus and most of the fandom honestly. I'm aware of the fact I'm retarded so calling me that is like teaching a fish how to swim.

>>62086560
I can't find that damn site people told me to use it for archiving my other fanfic stuff but I never seem to find it.

>>62086579
Short answer, I am very very retarded. Long answer, I existed in a bit of an internet bubble where I only visited like 3 websites for most of my life and that bubble only popped a few months ago after coming here during magnoirs disappears and just never left. Being here forced me to learn sites I never even heard of before coming here but a few months is still a short period of time compared to the years I spent in the bubble. I only visited Youtube,a site I watched anime on, and a food delivery site prior to wandering into here when trying to figure out why magnoir disappeared.

>rpr beggar
hope Axel snaps at that cumskin yugo slave and tells him how much he hates and despises him and blacklists him from the entire vtuber industry in the process

>>62087167
huh? here you go https://rentry.org/

>>62087167
To be honest, the internet is still as much of a bubble today.

>>62087050
kek we share the same braincells

>>62087072
this sounds ominous and I don't even understand what does he mean

>>62087167
Cute internet sheltered anon

My favorite fanfic is Nightblade.
It has an edgy, nihilistic, self loathing main character.
JUST LIKE ME!

>>62087274
ogey

>>62087214
He means Nintendo might try to rape him if they are (he will rape them after a long epic rape off, but he doesn't want to bother with wrinkly old Nintendo executive asses)

>>62087206
Thank you. Hopefully I can make sense of it for the future. It will be far clearer for anything not super short I write as well as a good way to archive my fics.

Guys I found the Altare plant

>>62087600
rentry is not really good for archive imo ao3 is way better, it's neat for archiving purpose, not that complex to learn, anonymous feature, and good tagging system

>>62087742
Bottom right looked like kyomu suzume for a second

>>62087742
You've never used rapeseed oil?

>>62087136
ToT I understand why he does it now

>>62087777
True but It will take me some time to use Ao3 cuz of the tagging system which only confuses me do to me being very retarded. so rentry is a better alternative in the mean time while i can learn to be less retarded. I fulling plan on trying to learn Ao3 for my non 4chan specific fanfic stuff. Like my mascot biology post and whatever this story about Shinri was suppose to be.

>>62087980
>The greatest creature of the red rapin Daisenpai

>>62088063
No, why would I use oil to rape

>>62088063
Just because Altare is a rapist doesn't mean every anon here is bro

>>62088063
We call it canola oil in civilized countries.

>>62088366
>>62088380
>>62088417
You are all so annoying you know that

>>62088560
Well sorry for going in dry

How to end daylight saving
For Bettel and for me

>>62089011
Kill the retarded government people that made it a thing

>>62088451
when will hakka hug me :(

>>62089011
Hear me out...
https://youtu.be/L3LbxDZRgA4?t=16

>>62089059
>>62089291
Yes both of this seems very doable thanks

Give me hope to hold on to what feels right~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Is1sG4--I

>>62089011
Toughen up, it happens twice a year how are you not used to it yet

"might seduce your dad type" indeed...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBaLHmg4xrw

>>62089675
Some years I barely notice but other years it fucks me up like it did Bettel this time idk

>>62089713
this is so funny with this awwtare model

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E12_kfUGa0w

>>62089675
I didn't notice this time, but time isn't supposed to just change like that

what went wrong?

>>62090102
He burnt out because he couldn't play beer pong with the boys

>>62090102
his gps was broken and he ended up in the wrong place

Dropping another piece of fanart. I was working on this before I started doing the pokemon and finally found the time to finish it.

>>62090102
People lie, get over it

>>62090005
It's just an hour, it's not like it changes that much

>>62090102
unironically VG debuted

>>62089945
Man, I forgot how weird Mr.H's art style looks on men.
Blushes with buck teeth just don't look good.

>>62090361
It's a horrid style for sure, it doesn't work on girls either

>>62089824
bettel really uses any excuse to be lazy

>>62090291
weird neck from this angle but cute face and cheek

>>62090301
>Messes up body's natural sleeping rhythm
>Complicates overnight shift
>Changes timezone calculations
It's shit

Why haven't best friends Regis Altare and Alban Knox played together in more than 1 year?

>>62090286
he's up there with the moon because he's a star :)

>>62090524
I didn't defend it, but an hour isn't really that much of a change

>>62090286
HE'S MOONING US AAAAAAA

>>62090565
the niji is a big shot and busy, perms are too much of a hassle when you're juggling 10 million projects i'm guessing

>>62090699
As opposed to Selen?

>>62090720
who did one collab with them post vsaikyo?

>>62089945
this isn't too bad but compared to hakka's and bettel's it isn't great

>>62090286
Cute, made me think of Dreamworks though

>>62090781
Makes you thing, doesn't it? For someone way busier than Alban Knox she still found time to play with them and yet the two best friends who broke the barrier of NijiHolo collabs haven't done anything in more than a year.

>>62090565
>best friends

altareschizo is really desperate, huh

We're cycling back to altare already?

wheres the deawing of Vesper pregnant and vomiting

>>62090699
Alban is below 2K in terms of CCV most of the time not really that much bigger than Regis this days

>>62090928
I was really excited for the Hakka arc, oh well

I like to think the mascots are characters in a sitcom

>>62090942
you mean lactating?

>>62090900
Really does make you thing…

No one is even criticizing Altare?

>>62090960
I would watch them play loteria

>>62090960
I like the way you think.

They must be giving out the good gift cards today

>>62090900
Alban probably realized that there's no gain from playing with a low 4view/3view that can't commit to anything.

>>62090951
Hakka arc happens all the time on the other website

>>62090960
kek kino

>>62091105
Stay there

>>62090960
Who wins

>>62091046
it's funny that you're accusing me of being a raider while using an image made by me

>>62090967
no, vomiting

Do you sing along during karaoke streams? I've kind of been mindbroken into knowing and liking Dancing in the Moonlight by the blue fuck

It's funny how (you) got offended

>>62091241
i usually throw the streams up on a tv and clean the house and sing along yeah

Let's see if this works and he shows up without apologizing.

>>62091241
I've only done that when they've done duo karaokes

>>62091241
If I know the song I will because I can't stop myself from singing any song I know under my breath when I hear it.

>>62091241
If I know the song and I'm alone at home, sometimes.

>>62091241
i can't sing and it depresses me to hear myself so karaokes are just background noise while i game

>>62091009
>>62091023
>>62091140
>>62091192
>Hakkito invites all the other mascots/fan reps for a nice game of potential
>The first game, the racist cards are removed and the magmite gets mad despite winning, demanding to see boards and asking why they weren't called
>Turns into a cartoony fight where a battered Hakkito kicks everyone out of the house
>He looks for the racist cards and boards he took out of the game, only to realize they're gone
>Hakkito thinks the Magmite stole em, enlists Phantom and machiroon to steal them back/piss on the Magmite's lawn
>After another fight, no it isn't at the mag's house either
>They find an Axelotl trying to eat one of the racist boards
>Upon being confronted, says that some nice fella that smelled like a library gave them the board to eat, claiming it was candy
>The vesties upon being accused cry repeatedly and cause the chewed up board to be water stained, pissing off the Hakkito even further
>Hes about to destroy the library when he notices Vestea running away with a suspicious package
>Turns out Vestea stole em when it was over
>Vestea is kicked in the crotch repeatedly, loteria starts back up again with no missing cards
>After "ELLLLLL NEEGGGGRRRIIIITOOO" is called, the screen is swallowed up by blackness except for the negrito cars before the circle shrinks totally with a pop

>>62091241
No...I tried once and threw my voice out, so now I just listen along.

>>62091800(me)
*Loteria, not potential
*negrito card

Altare is in Japan

>>62091912
that would be cute but you cannot enter japan sick with covid

>>62091912
Yeah, I knew that, my name is Japan

>>62092314
>The senpais are inside of you
>Hakka is inside you
Kowai yo

>>62092314
WHORE

Do you think
>they
will ever come back?

no streams today?

>>62092882
The infesties? Maybe, who knows?

>>62092942
flayon and rio stream later

>>62093213
ok nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqFvu0SAKDA

Actually I think everyone in Tempus is a great hire and I wouldn't want it any different

>>62093544
Shut your mouth

>>62093544
ok but what about chu~~~

>>62093544
I wrote this post

>>62093544
Leader of the covid guild...

>>62093544
Imagine being this based

Idk why but I laughed so hard at the bettels doing the get out challenge

>>62093817
What am i supposed to see here?

What kind of person would be the worst person to hire for Tempus?

Hard Mode: Describe them in positive terms, or as a person who would be an excellent streamer working independently from Holostars or any corp.

>>62093937
That I MISS BLUE FUCK

>>62093937
no alt text for you blindchama, get fucked

is twitter down for anyone else?

>>62093544
Based and same

>>62093962
SEA

>>62093962
Uh anyone more ESL than Hakka

>>62093980
what?
>>62093979
me too, I hope he is doing better by now

>>62093962
someone that doesn't like tempus. could be a good streamer despite that of course

>>62094089
that's just Bettel