/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>/cc/
>almost always comfy with Chumbies posting cute Goobs while waiting for her
>/ggg/
>almost endless paragraphs of seethe and/or depression with the same loops posted over and over and over
You and I seem to think differently about the definition of "pathetic".

We should rename /ggg/ to Shrimpcel Central

>>62031561
Those pathetic Yesbuds aren't doing anything useful over there. Meanwhile, we're accomplishing a LOT with our posts!

Sex with a fembud.

I'm so glad that us antis have had such a huge affect on chumbies. We've stopped literally thousands of chumbuds from watching Gura, all our tactics that we are using are working really well! Keep it up guys, we're making a difference. We'll show the world that trans lives matter and lolicons will no longer be tolerated!

>>62031797
which is why you keep coming over here?

>>62031797
They don't have anything to talk about in there so they come here to make silly arguments and get mad when its not hugbox

>>62031561
/cc/ is so bad that it makes the Discord look good in comparison

keep seething antis.

Yesbuds are in a permanent state of seething but they try to hide it with fake positivity and lash out at people who miss Gura instead because to them those are the people it is "okay" to seethe at.

>>62032266
stop projecting

Day 52! Give it up for day 52!

>>62032266
>/cc/ looks like a thread full of people seething to him
utterly baffling

>>62031561
Don't think about it so much. Some people love making and getting into drama that may or may not be from somewhere else, and some people don't.
She's popular. There's a lot of different types of people that follow Gura.

>>62032266
Feistybuds are in a constant state of seething at Gura and admitting they anti her. They're a plague that needs to be eradicated

Day 1! Give it up for day 1!

Yesbuds and feistybuds can kill each other for all I care.

I hate that we're back at square 1 with no collabs or streams to look forward to. She could come back tomorrow or in a fucking month and there's nothing we can do to change it

>>62032554
Coomerbuds are the only true chumbuds

Butt!

Gura prefers Sharpedo over Garchomp

>inb4 gurass

>>62032266
This but exclusively just (you).

>>62032417
/cc/ looks dead to me, like 30 mins between posts, and it's all images I've seen 50 times before, I would get a better experience just opening my Gura art folder.

>>62032554
based

>all the fucking archers needs seeds
fucking dammit gogh, suck me dry of seeds and root.

well that's embarrassing

>>62032912
so you'd rather waste your time in here having the same "discussions" you've been having for the past how many months?

>>62032266
You are supposed to bottle it in. There are enough Gura haters around, it doesn't do anyone any good to add to it.

Spit in my face my love, it won’t phase me
Spit in my face my love, it won’t change me
Spit in my face my love, I’ve gone crazy
Spit in my face my love, I've gone mad

I just think it's funny that another Gura thread not only upsets schizos GREATLY, but so much so that they sometimes demand from meidos that the other one be deleted

Why do you guys keep a threat for someone who doesn't stream? Her channel doesn't get updates for almost 2 months now

chu~

Reminder only 10% of her 4.5 million subs are real accounts.

>>62033731

>>62033405
ok why are you here then?

>>62033891
to post this >>62033731

>>62033931
great!
any streams?

>>62034221
Next week.
I can feel it.

You know what? Fuck Gura

>>62034221
why are so bothered by me posting cute Goobers?
>muh unproductive
post your paragraphs then. I'm sure they'll be much more valuable to the thread then whatever I post.

>>62034396
TuT

>>62034437
but i'm asking about cute Goobers streams

>>62033815
if that's such a small number, count up to 450,000 in your head right now. Do it. It's only a small number.

Gurass

>>62032490
I want her back, anon. I just want her back.

Gura is sedated!

I want to sniff Guras kneecap

I want to sniff Guras rhomboid major

I want to inspect Guras scalp for lice

I want to sniff Guras lice infected scalp

>>62033405
>schizos spam catalog with bait and beating a dead horse over and over
>other threads kills daily over this
>shits in a general of an oshi they don't watch
>Gura gets two generals as result making schizos even madder
Pottery.

>>62034221
>>62033891
You can watch the one from yesterday or last week but that's not a part of the schizo script, I guess.

>>62035972
How pathetic are you that is satisfied with sasquash sightings of Gura?

>>62035972
oh i didn't knew about those. can't see them on her channel.

BROS I NEED TO FUCKING KILL JESUS CHRIST IT WONT STOP I NEED TO KILL SOMEONE

>>62036043
>>62036068
You asked about a stream, I told you about a stream. You want to be fed a narrative you can go to catalog.

>>62036195
Start with yourself then go from there

>>62036238
No one is asking for third person Gura streams, returd

>>62036238
ok bro! tell me when you have a gura stream!

How is life going for the cumbuds besides Gura? All good? Eating well? Feeling well?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>62036322
>>62036356
The definition of a word doesn't change for your convenience, nor does facts. If you want to complain about channel uploads, say it. Also stop using two devices, I'm not that gullible

>>62036637
>I'm not that gullible
You are just retarded, 2 devices to say the same thing, what would be the point of that, idiot!

Can people stop amputating their brains, waste of food, water & oxygen with braindead people like this anon

>>62036637
ok bro be sure to tell me about that gura stream when you see it ok?

I slept all day on accident...

who are you watching tonight?

here, watch this one
it's one of my favorites
it also features one of her biggest yabs

>>62036894
tinylittlesecret & welcome2pleasureland

>>62036637
Which one of these is the Gura stream? Are they all Gura's stream? Wow she is such a harder worker to do 30 streams in a day.

>>62036894
Ill probably throw the dogs and IRyS on in the background while I play games tonight.

>>62036908(me)
>forgets link like a retard
https://youtu.be/brpnFGiUgMg

>>62036575
I got a couple problems but nothing huge. Been watching a lot of Advent with no Gobidaba around but will wait for her to stream again. Overall life is pretty good right now

>>62036956
I hecking love big fish sightings, bros!

What if she never streams on her own channel again

>>62037717
Pretty obvious she won't!

>>62037717
She will. And I hope you won't shitpost in her chat when she does.

I’m sad chumbies :(

>>62036723
>not even addressing the point
You sound upset; why the name calling anon?

>>62036765
>>62036956
I already told you, anon. You have yet to explain to me why a stream only counts when you say so? Please use facts and not feelings.

>>62038816
i don't get what are you saying anon.
i'm asking that you inform me when you see a gura stream.

Don't tell Gura but today I scrubbed my legs in the shower

>>62033815
Completely nonsensical take. How many people viewed a single video does not match how many subs you have, nor are YT views unique per account. Stop posting this dumb shit you stupid fuck, go to /#/.

>>62039013
Why. I never do that they're never stinky

>>62039004
I'm not repeating myself and it's simple: you explain to me why streams only count when you say it does. I'm not the one making claims so I am asking you to explain.

why if gura

won't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>62039403
not sure what are you saying but please tell me when gura streams! ok?

>>62039403
Him: -"I want to see the new Mission Impossible movie"

You: -"Okay, here is a paparazzi photo of Tom Cruise"

Him: -"Not what i ment"

You: -"wHY dOeS iT oNlY coUnt WheN yOu sAy iT dOeS"

>>62033848
She loves us

I'm not sure she can get it into her head that her fans just want to chill with her.
You don't have to be super entertaining all of the time, Gura. Just chill with us sometimes.

Day 52! Give it up for day 52!

>>62039807
Just not for the last seven weeks lmao

>>62039807
Wrong, she loves me and doesn't care about anyone else.

>>62040233
My post btw

>>62040233
my post

>>62040233
Yup, me

what is the best flavor of tiny pie?

>>62040149
kys anti she loves us but she has her own problems

>>62039894
Horfhorfhorf I forgor that I didn't have to be entertaining whoops

>>62040399
But not big enough problems that Sme can't organize a collab with her in a few hours after asking, right? Just big enough that she's avoiding us specifically, but can still do sportsfes, huh?

>>62040385
gura

>>62040477
Big enough problems that she's scared of retards like you shitting her chat and sending superchats in ARS to try make her feel feel bad but she still joins collabs to give us some content and ease her way into streaming solo again like she did in August

>>62040713
>like she did in August
before leaving again? lmao

>>62040713
>Piss off your fanbase by ghosting them
>Ghost them more because they're pissed off
Not the brightest strategy chief, sounds like the consequences of her own actions.

>>62040713
>Like august
Oh good a few weeks of activity followed by two months of nothing, my favorite lol

>>62040740
>>62040838
>>62040768
kys faggots you're not chumbuds

>>62040877
>If you're not happy getting ghosted for months at a time by your oshi You're not a chumbud
Not anymore

>>62040768
hell, most people were happy with the latest love bomb and were hopeful it wasn't a love bomb but that she actually wanted to stream constantly again.
and after all that, after saying that she was going to try to not ghost us again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbXEhYb-lX4&t=9883s
she does the same thing as before.

>>62040937
>I'm gonna lie and say that Gura hates us
>totally a chumbud btw

>>62040952
Actions speak louder than words, her feelings are clear

>>62040877
don't know why are you here instead of going back to /cc/, the other 10 posters there are probably worried.

>>62040987
>Lie
Fanbase reflects the streamer lmao

So there's only two retards shitposting right now? Or is it only one with a smart fridge?

>>62041000
sadly

>>62041076
I'm using a Roku tv

>>62033815
The jealous Advent retard is back

>>62041029
this is the Gura thread for her fans not her antis you waste of human cum
>>62041067
go watch your whores you're not a chumbud

>>62041156
>this is the Gura thread for her fans
correct, the people that want streams

>>62041248
nice strawman fag, I want streams but I believe Gura loves her fans those aren't mutually exclusive you fucking retard

>>62041328
>>62041000

>>62041156
Well I definitely cant go watch gura lmao

>>62041356
>using Gura's words out of context
every single one of you implying she hates us or that she doesn't care about us aren't chumbuds anymore so kys
>>62041360
>unironically watching whores
Yuko or phase connect shill?

>>62041602
Your mom lmao, gura won't provide content so I go elsewhere.

I love her and always will

>>62041669
>admitting that he watches whores

>>62041602
so gura lies?

lets set the mood in here

>>62041735
>Everyone that's not gura is a whore
The absolute state of chumbuds kek

>>62041823
Let's be honest, if gura got a DJ gig she'd take the check and ghost the event lol

>>62041793
not about loving her fans you're just an anti trying to get people to stop watching her

>>62041911
well gura sure is not backing up her love with actions so sadly that is in question.

>>62041911
>Girl says she loves and appreciates you
>Refuses to talk to you for two months
>"She still loves me guys"
Sad

>>62041961
>>62042226
She's been backing up her love with actions for the past 3 years but instead of thinking something is wrong and she just can't get herself to stream you decided that she hates us

>>62042424
2 years really. but sure. problem is that she no longer does and:
>>62041000

>>62042532
>no longer does
that's just your what your menhera ass believes

>loses motivation to stream
>loses motivation to stop streaming
that's how we win chumbros

I love this shark

>>62042836
M RT

>>62042608
>>62034221

>>62042869
yes my brother

>a week since her "I remembered I'm a streamer" tweet
>still not a single stream on her channel
>all after saying actions speak louder than words
I don't think it gets any more obvious

>>62043047
Streaming for her includes appearances on other channels.

>>62043151
shame, it doesn't when you don't stream on your own

>>62043202
It does.

>>62043047
Any stream that she mentions or retweets and in which she appears on the thumbnail counts as a stream

>>62043270
nope sorry
become fuwamoco if you want to share channels

>>62043422
>advent falseflagger

>>62039403
>Man I want a new Iron Man movie
>YOU JUST HAD AVENGERS
It's quite simple

I'm only as schizo as my wife Gura.

>>62043399
of course those are streams, not her streams though lmao

>>62043487
>another strawman
Counting the collabs as streams doesn't mean we don't want solo streams. You're just using them to try to make people hate Gura which makes you an anti

>>62043843
i do like collabs, but gura is not a-chan, she's a streamer with her own channel that she forgot exist for more than one month (and counting).

>>62043843
>You're just using them to try to make people hate Gura
Man fuck off. Make you hate Gura how? If you're a fan you won't care about some nigger's counter.

>>62043954
They count for Gura as you can read in her tweet so I don't know why I should believe you instead of her
>>62044113
I care because you fuckers keep saying she hates us which is the usual anti bait that retards like you keep biting

>>62044371
>They count for Gura as you can read in her tweet
ok? they don't though?
again: why are you here instead of /cc/?

>>62044455
Why are you here instead of the catalog? You aren't a Gura fan.

>>62044518
i'm
which is why i want her to stream

>>62044549
She did yesterday.

>>62044645
she did? where did she stream?

>>62044676
Every channel that she showed up on.

>>62044676
My mouth ToT

Is our resident crybaby at it again?

>>62044549
You're not a Gura fan because you keep trying to get people to hate her

What if it's just one person arguing with themselves

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HATE GURA PLEASE WATCH MY OSHI SHE CAN'T EVEN BREAK 2K CCV

>>62044756
hm? but those are not hers anon, that's not her stream
>>62044850
i don't think my words could have any effect on someone that loves gura. at worst you could realize she's fucking up real bad and still love her. but i guess you are just mad about people pointing that out.

>>62045049
What if it's you?

>>62045142
:3

>>62045049
you can report samefagging

Don't give up chumbies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTczI0kNy0E

>>62045056
my current oshi cannot break anything actually, because she refuses to stream

love the shark

>>62045056
I thought real chumbies don't care about numbers but you are probably the same person who wants to become janny and ban everyone

>>62045321
I like this image

>>62045133
>at worst you could realize she's fucking up real bad and still love her
If that's what you pointed out I would have no problem but you fags said she doesn't love us so that's why I'm calling you out for being an anti

I am THE real chumbie. I turn of chat whenever she streams.

>>62045401
>but you fags said she doesn't love us
not me, but i said this
>>62041961

>>62044549
>"I'm"
You're... what? Using contractions incorrectly?
Every day I waste here with you ESLniggers is another day that I'm forced to consciously learn and recognize certain rules of my own native English which, beforehand, I unconsciously understood and followed on a purely intuitive level, without ever having to actually think about it
THAT is the awe-inspiring extent of you and your friends' collective broken ESL mindfuck, and it makes me want to break something

I was looking back through her channel and I realized that I never watched the AI dungeon stream from 2 years ago, is it good?

>>62045622
ok?

>>62045849
The AI part was kinda lame but the zatsu was kino and she admitted she's our girlfriend

>>62045931
>she admitted she's our girlfriend
TIME-STAMP? I don't remember that

>>62045851

>>62045931
The AI part was fun too she kept rewriting her answers and if she wasn't disappointed by the dogshit AI it would have been kino. If she did a similar stream today it would be amazing.

>>62045931
>and she admitted she's our girlfriend
I hope it doesn't make me sad. :3

>>62046128
She should do a stream roleplaying with Gura AI chatbots.

What da chumbies doin'?

>>62046299
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>62046299
playing gacha while I watch faufau

>>62046299
waiting for streams

>>62046299
Black desert online.

>>62046299
Pokemmo and watching chumbieprime.

>>62046338
When are you not doing that

>>62046299
Wageslavin'

>someone ordered a custom made Aotume sex doll based on Gura
Based

>>62047390
Put it on #gawrt, she needs to know we are going to have sex with her whether she wants it or not.

>>62046299
wishing i was dead. like imagining how the pistol would feel under my chin, or in my mouth. I'd rather spend an eternity with the faggot tranny antis and feistyfaggots in this thread than spend 1 more second dealing with IRL shit and the people I can't remove from my life. Things could not be more shit.

>>62047390
So when can we get a gura doll with a mechanical servo between her legs that acts like a push rod. A-asking for a friend.

>>62046667
I'm losing tolerance for chumbie prime. shit she's said gets on my nerves. Watching bidet now, and her fake voice is getting on my nerves. I sampled the puppies, and after three seconds of constant screaming, I closed the tab. I don't like fucking ANY of EN anymore. There's literally no one else. There's my flaky 2 view that'll never fucking talk to me, a bunch of ASMRtist that never fucking talk to me, and my oshi that never fucking streams.

>>62047976
honestly? go indie or just watch anything else
i think your problem may be that you're expecting a gura replacement.

>>62031382
She likes Lana Del Rey but her voice fit Laufey's song more

>40 streams on her channel this year
>only 6 of them were member streams
grim

>>62048573
how many collabs on other channels?

>>62039105
>Completely nonsensical take. How many people viewed a single video does not match how many subs you have
No shit, it shows 10% of her subscribers watched her anniversary. So most are deadsubs.

>>62047769
diejoubu

>>62046299
just got back from work
now i will relax and play some genshin

>>62046299
Still playing Titanfall 2

>>62031928
Femboybud. There’s alotta them

My pants don't fit anymore

>>62049105
Too much quesadilla?

I was on vacation for the past two weeks and did nothing the whole time.
Now any movement makes my body feel sore. The body still wants to work.

Why her clip about her armpit cat lost?

Would (You) re-member if she does a single member stream or are your principles stronger than your FOMO?

What does Gura do with her free time? Are all girls just constantly swamped by 100's of DM's from hundreds of men, and that's why they're so fucking flakey all the time with their one word replies. Fembuds too. Interacting with females is like drawing blood from a stone. Never felt so unwanted and unloved. Gura, fembuds and 2views probably spend 10 hours a day refusing hundreds of tinder requests, non stop dm's from orbiters and simps, non stop sexual advances. All i want is someone to talk to and hang out with.

>>62049551
What?

>>62049585
who the fuck unmembered? how fucking retarded can someone be? S to spit. Total Grey Death.

>>62049693
Anon I didn't unmember calm your tits I'm just asking those who did

>>62049585
at this point she would need to stream consistently for 1 year before i can support her again. i was never picky about the amount of members streams honestly.

>>62049693
Really? You can't think of a single reason why someone would un-member? Really?

>>62049742
>caring about the unfaithful
Why? Stop thinking about them.

>>62049637
>All i want is someone to talk to and hang out with.
Then why are you focused on it being a girl? Hint: because you don't just want someone to talk to and hang out with, and that comes through in the way you act

>>62049637
maybe don't message them?

>>62049742
it wasn't aimed at you. Just sayin. Hope greyscum are glad they saved their precious shekels. 1 coffee a month too much to ask I guess.

>>62043047
>>a week since her "I remembered I'm a streamer" tweet
HORFHORFHORF

>>62048573
Last archived member's stream turned 6 months old yesterday, last unarchived stream is over 3 months old. We aren't even getting quarterly members streams at this point. It's basically a scam.

Is angryjoe a chumbud? He was joking about meese and moosi.

>>62039715
>>62039725
>>62043487
It's really simple:
You: brings up finding streams
Me: points one out
You: no it doesn't count
Me: it is a stream, Gura is in it
You: no it doesn't count
Me: it's a stream
You: what are you talking about?

>>62049885
That's a weird way of spelling greyGODS
CASUALBUDS WINNING

>>62049885
for someone not doing their job, yes.

>>62049637
Me, there busy specifically with me. That cute cashier you saw? Was with me. Your old high school crush? Blew her back out. That streamer your watching? Was her first. Gura? My wife.

>>62049585
A members stream, public karaoke, or solid week of streams would be enough for me to re-member.

Here to laugh at the losers who would spend their time in this thread on a Sunday night

>>62049968
>Me: it is a stream, Gura is in it
got you
here, a gura stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tNBfwqoky8

>>62049827
So sue me for following my species' primary instinct which is to breed and have children and to have a lifelong companion. But I guess that's a sin now in today's backwards clown world. You want a partner, a best friend, a human you can be intimate with, raise children with? YOU FUCKING PERVERT!
Also hanging out with dudes is gay and boring and uncute. Being around a cute girl gives you life energy, gives motivation to face life's challenges. Hangin with a dude is okay I guess, but can't get cuddles, and males smell bad.

>>62050001
if everything in life is transactional for you, it's already over.

>>62049751
Even if she's "back" I don't think she will ever have the type of consistency that you want considering Fes, Hololive Summer and future EN concerts. There will always be a few weeks of ghosting in between some streams

>>62050164
You need friends.

>>62050164
It was never human instinct to have monogamy. Humans are apes, and are tribe species. Monogamy is a new thing invented when humans got more into civilization and smaller communities of houses instead of living together in caves. For real chum, you need some friends, try to find activities you like and just have fun. Then think about getting a girl friend. It's harder to get girls to talk to you than guys. If you make a friend that's a girl, don't creep her out or pursue her if she's not down. Have her be a real friend, women are more likely to trust you and talk to you if you have female friends, and women make the best wingman.

>>62050164
ok, but if the females you message are not interested that's it. i don't blame you for trying a couple times, but after that if they're not interested then that's all

Alright, which one of you is cunnylover88?

>>62050232
oh no everything. entertainment is though.
>>62050325
i mean her inconsistency is not because of Fes, Hololive Summer and future EN concerts. i do agree the chance of her returning to that are slimmer everyday though.

>>62050164
>Also hanging out with dudes is gay and boring and uncute
I personally prefer hanging out with the boys. With girls it feels you have to entertain them constantly.

Is there super deep philosophical things being talked about here?
Sometimes life is simple.

Has anyone sprayed their daki in schoolgirl scents, or feet scents, or stockings scents, or scent of girl's bedroom?

https://youtu.be/fK3HA9TwpAk?si=edVzzTVeevoX2bXg

>>62048573
she's done 8 member streams, not 6, and 41 streams on her channel not 40
>>62048728
23 (arguably)

>>62050164
Okay, but you asked why women don't seem to want to "talk and hang out" with you. That's why. Because you're being disingenuous about that, actually want something way more serious, and because it's not hard to tell, they're put off from interacting with you. It's not wrong of you to want a relationship, but it is wrong of you to frame it like you're asking for something much simpler and act like you're confused about why girls won't casually interact with you

>>62051141
Anti's, look at this, don't you realise how fruitless your mission is? Look at what you are up against. Look how cute she is. You will never make us hate her. This is the face of your defeat. All those years wasted, for what...

One of my new underlings my company threw at me has dino Gura and the nendo at their desk. Should I be concerned?

>>62048573

>>62051440
Brings yours to the office too, silly.

>>62051451
33 + 8 is 41

>>62051310
If we put it in transactional terms she owes us at least 2 member streams for membership to be worth it

I really fucking hate Bloop

>>62051764
actually, if we're being technical about it, she owes me cunny access privileges

>>62051908
I still can't believe she liked this

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>62050128
>got you
>????
Anon, you asked for a stream, I gave you one. Gura herself is in it not an image of her like the one you posted. If you can't even tell the difference between the content maker herself and an image I don't know what to tell you.

>>62052087
>d-doesn't count
kek

>>62051316
Point taken. Will take that into consideration. Though is "I really like you and want to hang out with you more." being disingenuous? Being too upfront about my goals is gonna scare them off too. I think my personality is just so unappealing that they can't even be bothered rejecting me properly or tell me to back off and just string me along instead. Not that there's much at stake here, other than spending the next 4 decades alone and dying alone and childless. A fate that fembuds don't even need to consider. Sorry for derail.

>>62051451
funny how the top streaming hours also have most collabs organized, live appearances, voice pack releases, main channel appearances and music releases

>>62052135
Anon . . . please learn to use an English dictionary.

>>62052087
I sure love this new Gura MV, I hope she releases more cute MVs like this soon, I can't wait to get more content from her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuvtwRYkOU0

>>62052291
you first

>>62051908
How do we get Gura to stop touching her front parts?

>>62052382
Put hot sauce on her hands.

>>62052296
Anon. That is not a stream; that is a music video. I think a Gura one is coming out this month if you want to compare.

>>62052296
>I sure love this new Gura MV
>>62052448
>Anon. That is not a stream
Damn bro, you really do need to pick up the dictionary.

>>62050164
I find it hard to make female friends too chumbie. Most of the girls I know are just acquaintances. I don't have a single close friend thats a girl.

Man, why do girls always stop talking to me after I ask them if they keep their cunny pristinely waxed at all times or how puffy it is?

>>62052554
acquaintances would be nice, could use them to socially network to find more acquaintances, more girls, to expand the possible pool to find someone that might like me. Only probablem is someone burned all my bridges a few years ago, so there is no one within many degrees of separation. It's very hard to find huiman females to interact with outside of work and school. People say do hobbies, but doing hobbies for disingenuous reasons is going to be unfulfilling. Someone suggested to me doing exercise classes like hot yoga or someshit, because lots of girls do that, but i'd be doing it for all the wrong reasons.

>>62052643
I've unironically tried this before, and while it worked for keeping her cunny bald, she still didn't take me seriously. It's like c'mon girl, you KNOW what i want. The response is TEEHEE and more cute lewd photos sent, but nothing else, nothing of substance. Held at arms length. A literal orbit.

>>62050164
>Being around a cute girl gives you life energy, gives motivation to face life's challenges.
It really doesn't, it becomes emotionally taxing after a while. Also having a single partner is a cultural phenomenon, humans were originally hardwired to have multiple partners.

I tried giving Advent a chance to have someone to watch on the side until Gura streams but none of them scratches the itch. I don't want to watch indies or other corps so maybe I'll try someone else from Myth or Promise

>>62052382
touch them for her

>>62053263
just watch mumei

>>62053263
ina is great but she's almost as sporadic in her appearances as gura is, just with better communication for members

>>62053356
I was thinking Mumei, IRyS or chumbie prime. I don't dislike Kronii or Bae but I find their solo streams boring, same for >>62053441

I bet you these are the type of panties Gura wear. Little girl panties. I wonder how cun juice stained they are?

>>62053785
There must be some cun juice on her mousepad and keyboard since she didn't wash her hands the last time she used the idol room

>>62053356
I tried. Mumei is really boring and she's annoying during collabs. No one can come close to competeting with Gura's perfect female voice.

>>62053705
I wish I could get into Bae. She's hot as fuck but her voice filters me hard.

>>62053705
if you like video game side of gura watch fauna
if you like the zatsu/supa chat side of gura watch mumei

>>62053895
I do enjoy games

Remember when gura was considered the members streams queen in en ? Good times...

Turns out the person who commissioned the Gura doll also commissioned the Nachomama doll. Now that's some dedication. Although he gave Nachomama tits...

Nachomamadoll tits

>>62054247
i assume the doll thread must have info on that

>>62054366
I'm from there, wasn't even looking for this was just researching for a possible new purchase and saw someone had custom ordered a Watame doll from this vendor and started digging to see how many more hololive dolls I could find. Turns out, quite a few. Watame, Flare, two Chloes, one crazy fuck who bought dolls for the entire Gamers gen, and the Gura + Nachomama pair.

Lots of cute Guradoll posts too.

>>62053161
Hypergamy is certainly ensuring humanity is pushed back into that format, with good looking men having 10's of sexual partners, while the rest die alone. If monogamy is a cultural phenomenon, it needs to be reinforced, we need to return to healthy families. All i need is a nice fembud to realize this, and bear my children, and in return I'll support her, provide for her and be a reliable best friend for the rest of her life. It's a shame that this is asking a lot in this day and age, rather than the norm that it used to be. Also raising children with Gura is not off the table yet of course, I just trying to be realistic.

>>62046299
Sleeping on the hallway. Ants bite me sometimes

>>62053888
Bae would dominate if she just focused on the singing and dancing, she's amazing at it. Her streams are meh, and she collabs with males, no gfe to be had. But her model is SEX.

>>62054896
get an onahole
i'm 100% serious here

>>62049636
I can't find it anymore

>>62055004
she was also doing jp streams at the start. she did a lot of things to hinder her own grown.

>>62055012
The daki is doing me well. I abuse it every night. onahole won't work well for me. Funny the daki does actually trigger brain chemicals that very slightly reduce the loneliness, not by much, but hugging it is better than nothing.

>>62054896
Why does it have to be a fembud? You could try going out with an open minded weeb girl, just make sure she isn't anti loli and you're good to go. You could even try to watch Gura with her and maybe she will become a fembud

>>62055223
desu it can be any girl, doesn't even have to be a gamer, or into anime or anything. Doesn't even need to be good looking. A non fat 2/10 that at least has a torso and a face (face optional), within 2 decades of my age, anyone, anywhere. Don't even have one within 6 degrees of separation. My isolation is total and absolute, and there is no way out.

>>62055223
>open minded weeb girl
NTA. Where can you find those?

Last week I woke up on my back, making out with the air, from having a dream of a distant past.
Existence is pain, Chumbuds. And to make matters worse, this is the only Ryan Reynolds reaction image I have.

>>62055378
I used to go out with a girl who cosplayed as Shinobu in her loli form. I' was a retard for letting her go...

>>62055156
>onahole won't work well for me
explain why, there's a lot of options

>>62055378
you can find those but a lot of them have.. issues...

>>62055552
ED, psychological though, probably due to burned out endorphin receptors. ain't life fun? Though all i'd need to do is brush a hand past a real girl and i'm diamonds.

>>62055662
Good. Menhera is hot. I can fix her.

>>62055056
Look it up thru google, not from inside youtube

>>62055975
not sure about that. but anyway i think you could try. is not like they're expensive.

>>62051354
comfy...

Should I get a cunny onahole? I want an onahole that feels like Gura's cunny but I don't know if it will be too small for my average sized dick

>>62056512
>if it will be too small for my average sized dick
but that's the whole point of a cunny onahole?

>>62051354
Now this is a based image

>>62055975
Get your test checked? I was hypogonadal until I fixed my sleep then my test shot up to 600.

>>62056512
>Should I get a cunny onahole?
main mistake. if you are new to onaholes forget about the box and exterior and focus on the interior, that's the important part.

I work so much that I forget about Gura these days

>>62056572
W-wait... why is that reaction image naked?

>>62056572
gura nipple

>>62056572
What if it doesn't fit?
>>62056611
Any recommendations? I want one so I can fuck it while hugging my daki

>>62056595
yeah test is low. Most healthy chumbud. fixed my sleep a few years ago which made a huge diff to quality of life but didn't fix test. Am on TRT, and it unfortunately makes me incredibly horny all of the time and have to fap daily or i freak the fuck out. TRT also makes you stink. If any fembud out there likes some boy smell, I'm your guy. Bunch of other medical issues too, thyroid shit, bunch of other shit. The evil being in charge of this universe wants me to curl up and die and not breed, and sometimes i just want to give in. Others don't have all these problems and just breeze through life getting daily sex and affectionate cuddles every day from their partner as if it was a normal thing. No wonder my desire for a partner and a daughter has me chasing after this sharkgirl ghost child daughterwife

>>62057040
>What if it doesn't fit?
what is your dick size. this is actually important.
>Any recommendations? I want one so I can fuck it while hugging my daki
depends if you would like to go soft or a little hard first. if is your very first you should go for soft.

>>62057086
>thyroid problems
That is rare on men so you got dealt a rough card. Thyroid shit fucks up so much.

Some based members in the latest vod comments

>>62057210
I have to literally starve myself and run 10 miles a day just to not bloat out into a land whale. anorexic skellingtons have it easy mode. At least I can be a UB for Gura and dwarf her body size, only her feet and hands sticking out from under me.

>>62057199
5.6 inches

>>62057952
ok then you should be fine
the one i was going to recommend is this
https://www.hotpowers.jp/ec/products/detail.php?product_id=6912
very soft and feels good. the harder one is also a good beginner hole imo. problem is that they're not available on toydemon.
https://onahodouga.com/archives/55995685.html
this guy recommendations are great and you can even see the level of stimulation (according to him). the one he likes the most right now is this
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/ba-bu-mi-big-sticky-type-onahole

>>62058357
NTA but a lot of these look.... scary. I think i'd prefer realism over these more crazy designs. A nice loli cunny on the outside would be nice to, along with a loli butthole when you're feeling a little spicy. Gura, imagine the money you'd make if you had a mold done for one of these. You'd never have to stream again and just live off the onahole sales.

>>62032684
Big tail > big butt

>>62058771
If Gura sells onahole merch before leaving hololive I will kneel forever

>>62058901
She won't even unmute her breathing.

>>62058901
if she sells onahole merch AFTER leaving hololive I will kneel forever

>>62058771
>NTA but a lot of these look.... scary.
bro that's not going to rip off your dick
>I think i'd prefer realism over these more crazy designs
that's a fair, but i went the same route with my first and honestly the other designs are more fun. if you want real though i think the best one is venus real (a lor of people like it).
>A nice loli cunny on the outside would be nice to, along with a loli butthole when you're feeling a little spicy
not sure if you're like me but i usually fap while reading manga or thinking about something so i'm not really looking at the hole except at the very beginning. and of course holes with 2 holes are more expensive, which i don't recommend for your first.

>>62058901
Even if the final design was erotic enough they nerfed her daki. I don't think they would ever allow her to make an onahole. It would have to be after Hololive but >>62058937

>>62058937
Do you have the timestamp for that?

I've done absolutely nothing today other than sit around and watch shit on my phone. Im just like my oshi...

>>62058937
Sucks for her that I can goom to her just talking T u T

>>62059995
I don't think she's trying to stop that. She just doesn't want it to show up in porn animations again.

>>62059830
Based

Now that only seiso fans remain, we will get a very seiso gaming stream soon.

>>62061143
>Me
>Seiso
I want to cover Gura with so much of my glaze that you mistake her for a krispy kreme donut T o T

>>62061143
>seiso fans
but i am still here, waiting to rape my daughterwife?

I made it through this workday only slightly sad/bitter/missing her, I think I'm getting better I thought this last month ans then realized I was compartmentalizing and all of it hit me at once later, this is probably the same
>>62058771
if you prefer realism, or think you do anyways, go for venus real, or anything in the tomax venus line of holes, soft but durable and not too crazy with the textures, nice stuff

What's the summary of this thread? There's probably nothing worth reading?

>>62061682
guradoll cute

Is Nerissa mocking us with her schedule tweet?

>>62062035
she's getting back at gura for overlapping advent early on

>>62062035
Sister assuming people here know what she's talking about again.

>>62062035
Do you people unironically watch other holos just to see if you can use anything for Gura drama?

>>62062035
I wonder when Gura is doing a Barbie watchalong.